I find it funny how he has no typical hungarian accent when speaking english, but I could tell immediately he was hungarian when he switched to german.
Would be funny of i could just put that on a german test and the teacher would figure it out😂😂 (German is a mandatory subject for 2 years in my school then you get the choice between french and german and the german exam is harder because it is closer to our language dutch, so ill drop it and choose french haha)
I think a lot of european countries have their own form of it. Americans exclusively use uh or er. England is er apparently yall are just a whiny “ehhh”😂
My mom is since 24 years in germany. My dad even more ...30 years pur something like that but eh.... me and my sis are the only one Who were at school hete
@@Netta_kln yea my mom was born here but she is not talking German that much at home (only Turkish mostly) so she is struggling a little to speak it. My dads problem is that he never wanted to speak German. He didn’t go to a school to learn it either. Everything he knows is from his job as a mechanic. My grandparents also live here even longer, even before my mother was born but they also speak it very rarely.
No lie, this is why Germany is one of my favourite countries to visit. A lot of people will do their absolute best to communicate with you. I really try to emulate it meeting forigners here now. They are also all fluent in handandfootese.
My fav running gag as a native is that we all have a basic understanding of english and a good percentage even good- fluent level of english understanding. Yet if anyone asked us if we speak english we will collectively answer:" a little bit 🤏". No matter how good you are if you didnt say this or a dumb translated joke you are not german. Basta
Well I leave for a three week stay in Germany tomorrow hopefully this works Edit:(For those asking for updates I will be here longer than the three weeks but these two phrases in the facility i got sent to work in I have used daily, along with pointing and a few more. Born and raised germans below 40 can speak pretty good English but the problem I have here is the workers aren't Germans so they speak about much English as I do German. In addition if you're near halle and looking for work Trek Bicycle is hiring ;) if you can come and translate for me it would be great.)
Dude, living in Mannheim it literally took me a few WEEKS to figure out how to order food and drinks, count, and tell taxi drivers where I wanted to go. I never became conversationally fluent, but I know enough.
@@candytv8365 yeah they speak "Mannheimer"....lmao. I picked up the Mannheim accent so much, that I actually got accused of being a German lying about being an American by a native German.
@@candytv8365 Huh? Sure they do, Mannheim IS in Germany, what other language would they speak? It's no different then from Munich or Berlin except for the regional dialect. Lol.
War mal in nem Berliner Kabarett da meinte einer: Wenn du als Engländer oder Franzose seit 5 Jahren in Deutschland immer noch kein deutsch sprichst ist das der coole internationale Flair der Stadt. Wenn du als Südländer nach 2 Jahren noch kein deutsch sprichst, bist du schlecht integriert. 😫😂
Nur das es jetzt zuviele sort gibt die mehr als 5 jahre sort sind und immernoch sehr schlecht deutsch sprechen. Sowas kann man sich selbst nicht im ausland erlauben. Da musste ich die ersten 2 Jahre jeden tag lernen ansonsten keine arbeit und keine aufenthaltserlaubniss, was auch vollkommen richtig ist.
As a German let me translate translate what he said when he got asked "Tamas how was your weekend ?" He was on a tinder date with a girl but the girl didn't showed up, so instead he went home but he forgot his key and went back to the restaurant.The restaurant was closed but a cute and friendly waiter helped him searching when he explained his situation .They found the key and she asked her out on a date .He is nervous and now he asks his friend for advice
In Germany, using my college-learned German, the usual reaction was stonefaced silence while I asked my question, followed by an answer in grammatically-correct English.
@@Avocado_Ananas tbh it's not that they are lying, the reality is that most speak enough English to communicate, most times poorly, but they can communicate. And they know enough English to know their English is bad, so they say "a little bit"
It's so crazy how every german speaks english, they will notice you tryin to speak german and immediately start to reply in english, not giving you any chance to practise
I can speak a German dialect that most Germans a) can't understand and b) may never have even heard before. It's a Jewish-German called Lachoudisch; from the Bavarian region of Germany. I grew up speaking it with my parents (both Holocaust survivors. Both still alive at 94). It incorporates both Hebrew and Yiddish. It hasn't been spoken in Germany since before WW2 (for obvious reasons).
Preserve this language at all costs with your family, descendants or whatever. You have a unique heritage that you should never forsake. I don’t know you but I beg you to keep it alive bro! Your story is so fascinating!
Growing up as an American with a German family this is literally the shit I did with my relatives. I could understand *most* of what they were saying but when it came to actually speak I froze up and didn’t know what to do so I just stuttered out the most basic phrases I could think of.
It helps that a decent amount of German words sound similar in both languages, if you try speaking English with a Deutsch person you could find them understanding what you're say from the bits and pieces that are similar.
I will translate what he was saying at the end, for the non-german viewers. "I had quite a pleasant day, I went to the beach and met my favourite actor, Keanu Reeves. He invited me to his house over in the west midlands where we played minigolf and got wasted. It was a great day. Also the donkey-satellite/beer (sorry his pronounciation was weird) was really cheap."
11:34 Son unos de los Likeex.UnO 31:41 Sun: ''Hotter'' 27:45 Yoongi: ''Butter'' 42:40 Hopi: ''Sweeter'' 33:40 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , 13:12 Joonie: ''Cooler'' 21:24 Belleza doops hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado por la vida dura que se vive hoy... 🖤 los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer . , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente...'' Son unos de los mejores conciertos, no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente cg8w ⬇
I see this everyday in the supermarket. It actually works, we will somehow figure out what the frick you want and good people will not show how annoyed they are xD.
Tbh, me as a german: if someone is really struggling at speaking German, I'm always saying in English that if you want, we can also speak English to make it easier for you in a british or american accent sometimes even Australian depending on my mood lol.
"Eh" is truly the most powerful word in the german language
😂😂😂stimmt!
„Äähhh“
Dings
Well, wrong. As a German i never heard eh. It's called äh.
@@sG-jy4ti even äh isn't a word
German here fully understood everything.
I knew you would!😁🥰😂
Komplett, hat er schon recht, aber ich sehe anders
so, what actually he said
@@fastbutsafe5461 his weekend was okay so far but not to good since something bothered him. What that was will forever be a mystery
@@vyl4650 okay that's actually what i got as well. I was doubting him but it actually seems to work🤣
I find it funny how he has no typical hungarian accent when speaking english, but I could tell immediately he was hungarian when he switched to german.
I loved and hated reading this😂😂
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@@tamasvamoscomedy Na, jóó. Üdvözlet honfitárs! 😆
@@Domi_Plays 🙌🙌😂😂
@@tamasvamoscomedy nem a neved néztem először, és meghallottam, hogy Tamás, na mondom tuti magyar vagy. 😂
As an Ausländer, I can agree that me and others talk exactly like this, also add the: Ehh, wie *heißt* diese, ehh??
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Da kommst du in Sachsen aber nicht weit haha 😆
@@zepion1509 und Sachsen kommen generell nicht weit
Would be funny of i could just put that on a german test and the teacher would figure it out😂😂
(German is a mandatory subject for 2 years in my school then you get the choice between french and german and the german exam is harder because it is closer to our language dutch, so ill drop it and choose french haha)
I think a lot of european countries have their own form of it. Americans exclusively use uh or er. England is er apparently yall are just a whiny “ehhh”😂
You could also spice it up with the occasional ”Genau” and ”Achso” 😂
Stimmt!!😊😁
My ausländer father, who practically lived longer in Germany than me:
😂😁😂
You deserve more upvotes!
But to be fair, it's easier to learn new languages in young age, i guess.
My mom is since 24 years in germany. My dad even more ...30 years pur something like that but eh.... me and my sis are the only one Who were at school hete
@@Netta_kln yea my mom was born here but she is not talking German that much at home (only Turkish mostly) so she is struggling a little to speak it. My dads problem is that he never wanted to speak German. He didn’t go to a school to learn it either. Everything he knows is from his job as a mechanic. My grandparents also live here even longer, even before my mother was born but they also speak it very rarely.
Fr
perfect german 10/10
Thank you!!
excellent
I'm German
It is. That’s how I talk with other people all day
@@ellenmartin7915 I'm too
No lie, this is why Germany is one of my favourite countries to visit.
A lot of people will do their absolute best to communicate with you.
I really try to emulate it meeting forigners here now.
They are also all fluent in handandfootese.
just remember: positive words go up, negative words go down.
They are usually very friendly 😊
True
But be careful, if you try to talk to foreigners like that, they'll probably murder you.
My fav running gag as a native is that we all have a basic understanding of english and a good percentage even good- fluent level of english understanding. Yet if anyone asked us if we speak english we will collectively answer:" a little bit 🤏". No matter how good you are if you didnt say this or a dumb translated joke you are not german. Basta
Let's be honest here with ourselves, if you add "Ding" to the sentence you just mastered all of german communication.
Stimmt
Will be difficult to tell german from non-german, tbh.
Jabba
Well I leave for a three week stay in Germany tomorrow hopefully this works
Edit:(For those asking for updates I will be here longer than the three weeks but these two phrases in the facility i got sent to work in I have used daily, along with pointing and a few more. Born and raised germans below 40 can speak pretty good English but the problem I have here is the workers aren't Germans so they speak about much English as I do German. In addition if you're near halle and looking for work Trek Bicycle is hiring ;) if you can come and translate for me it would be great.)
DEFINITELY works!!😂😁
Begrenzt
Lol. Just mix some verbs or subjects in and you are golden
You gotta work with your hands and feet but you will be fine 🤣
We’re full with people that don’t speak it fluently so don’t worry
I’d say his weekend was pretty stressed, he had some problems with his car or neighbors.
Correct 😁😂😂😂
Genau
As a German I can 100% relate and say it’s on point
: 3,3k likes ( danke für ehhh diese 😂
Thank you!🥰
It's not 💀
@@maxderholzrusse7301 Wich part of Germany do you live in?
@@markuspl4y wrong question. "How old are you? " is the right one. Only young guys and immigrants talk in that Kind.
What u talking about ?!...
Growing up in a German Hungarian household I knew where this man is from as soon as he said his first German word
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Haha same😄
Me too lol
Same 😂
„diese“ is the most used word by foreigners in Germany lmao
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Chuck in a couple of well timed “genau” and you’re good to go.
Stimmt genau
Don't forget doch!
Don't forget "Ach sooo"
@@tink_a lmaooo this is my catchphrase during german class
Stimmt!😁😂😂
Can confirm, we do try to communicate at any cost even if it means interpreting 1 word 500 different ways lol
That's a GOOD thing!
Lmao yess
I am german und ich hab alles verstanden
Fantastisch!😁
Dude, living in Mannheim it literally took me a few WEEKS to figure out how to order food and drinks, count, and tell taxi drivers where I wanted to go. I never became conversationally fluent, but I know enough.
Nice!
In Mannheim no one speaks german fluently
@@candytv8365 yeah they speak "Mannheimer"....lmao. I picked up the Mannheim accent so much, that I actually got accused of being a German lying about being an American by a native German.
@@candytv8365 Huh? Sure they do, Mannheim IS in Germany, what other language would they speak? It's no different then from Munich or Berlin except for the regional dialect. Lol.
@@chrislaws4785 ajo langer monnem machts
Same with spanish
"Que"
"Como"
"Que es este"
And "culo"
Know these words youll be chatting it up with your mexican cook homies in no time
Noice!
Agreed from Switzerland. Yes it actually works even for us sometimes its all we need too
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War mal in nem Berliner Kabarett da meinte einer:
Wenn du als Engländer oder Franzose seit 5 Jahren in Deutschland immer noch kein deutsch sprichst ist das der coole internationale Flair der Stadt.
Wenn du als Südländer nach 2 Jahren noch kein deutsch sprichst, bist du schlecht integriert. 😫😂
Soooo wahr!! Mein erster Gedanke war auch, hmm klingt wie ein Grieche 🤣🤣🤣
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Nur das es jetzt zuviele sort gibt die mehr als 5 jahre sort sind und immernoch sehr schlecht deutsch sprechen. Sowas kann man sich selbst nicht im ausland erlauben. Da musste ich die ersten 2 Jahre jeden tag lernen ansonsten keine arbeit und keine aufenthaltserlaubniss, was auch vollkommen richtig ist.
I guess he picked up some of that charming "German humor" while living there.
Austria baby😘
@@tamasvamoscomedy
Same thing 😂
@@tamasvamoscomedy Where did u live, Vienna?
@@star_wars_the_501st2 yup!
What charming german humor?
Me (German) directly trying to Figure Out what He did on the weekend 😂
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As a German I can 10% agree with that, i will understand you with even only those 3 words
Only 10%?😁😁
@@tamasvamoscomedy i think he wanted to type 100% but forgot one zero
I can 9.54% agree with that
They know, their language is hard to learn 😂
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I actually have problems with the gramma and I am german, so I don‘t want to know how hard it is to learn german. 😂
German is hard to learn? Oh men, I am happy that I am a native speaker. With english and german you can live perfect
@@mondschein8067 schau dir bitte einmal an welche Wörter der die das haben und dann weißt du wieso Deutsch so ein Horror ist XD
@@_-insertname-_ ich weiß es ganz gut 😂 nur ich machs ja automatisch
I‘m German and that’s right
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Another staple word us „bitte“ it works as „please, thank you, say again pls, what the f***.“
True that!😁
Also as "you're welcome" and "na bitte" ~ "finally" :)
As a German let me translate translate what he said when he got asked
"Tamas how was your weekend ?"
He was on a tinder date with a girl but the girl didn't showed up, so instead he went home but he forgot his key and went back to the restaurant.The restaurant was closed but a cute and friendly waiter helped him searching when he explained his situation .They found the key and she asked her out on a date .He is nervous and now he asks his friend for advice
100% accurate 😁😁😁
The fact that we really say "Eh" the whole time-
😁
In Germany, using my college-learned German, the usual reaction was stonefaced silence while I asked my question, followed by an answer in grammatically-correct English.
They're nice!😁
Did this on my exam 😁 got a 1/10
😂
Congrats!!
@@2fortsmostwanted You know that 1 out of 10 is the worst.. Right?
@@mormel6031 no kidding
L teacher
Im glad he had a good weekend
I DID!!!😂
As a native speaker, I can say that it is a pretty good trick
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"Dings" wär auch gut
Stimmt
and now you only need to know „dings“ 😂
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Anyways they speak English so damn well… they’re literally all bilingual at 16
True that
First rule in germany:
If somebody ask if you speak english, say: „A little bit“ (otherwise your not a real german😂)
Much younger for most
But not from school, 'cause in Germany you learn sh*t from English class.
@@Avocado_Ananas tbh it's not that they are lying, the reality is that most speak enough English to communicate, most times poorly, but they can communicate.
And they know enough English to know their English is bad, so they say "a little bit"
This is like the English version of "yes", "good ", you're welcome, ".
Quite😊😁
I can’t bro 🤣🤣🤣 but it literally is lol me that. You made my day. Greeting from Germany ✌🏼
Thank you! My pleasure!😊😁
Oh my fucking god it's so true, when i came to germany 6 years ago thats all i could say lmao
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Damn, he had a very interesting weekend!
Oh you have no idea😁
Lived there for 8 years they speak amazing English even the really young kids
It's so crazy how every german speaks english, they will notice you tryin to speak german and immediately start to reply in english, not giving you any chance to practise
Yeah a bunch do that
I am german and omg this is so funny but soo true 😂😂
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Jep, I had such conversations. This explains a lot...
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True I sometimes wait for my friend to complete my own sentences haahah
😂
So true (I am a native german speaker and even I am talking like this) 😂
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Das ist unglaublich 😂
Danke😁😁
German is my first language and I still do that.
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As a German i can confirm these are the only 4 words needed to speak german
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I am Groot.
So am I!
@@tamasvamoscomedy I am Groot!
I can speak a German dialect that most Germans a) can't understand and b) may never have even heard before. It's a Jewish-German called Lachoudisch; from the Bavarian region of Germany. I grew up speaking it with my parents (both Holocaust survivors. Both still alive at 94). It incorporates both Hebrew and Yiddish. It hasn't been spoken in Germany since before WW2 (for obvious reasons).
You're so special :O
Preserve this language at all costs with your family, descendants or whatever. You have a unique heritage that you should never forsake. I don’t know you but I beg you to keep it alive bro! Your story is so fascinating!
That's pretty awesome!!
What u mean ?! Bayerisch ?!...
Ja freilich ! :D
Growing up as an American with a German family this is literally the shit I did with my relatives. I could understand *most* of what they were saying but when it came to actually speak I froze up and didn’t know what to do so I just stuttered out the most basic phrases I could think of.
😁😁😂😂 You're not alone my man!!
Its absolutely crazy how I understood this on an emotional level.
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i'm just glad he had a good weekend❤greetings from germany
Thank you! Greets from Vienna!
And the word 'alter' you can use it in literally every context
True that!
U can not , only street vocabulary...
@@claudiudan9800 Yes you can
@@jas01432, no mister Schlaumeier ;)
@Giga Chad ,try it and say digga to a German ;)))
This is the equivalent of only learning “can I get a fuckin’ uhhh” in english
Also works!
I'm german and I completely know what he meant, it is soooo true 😂
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Baha..😂😂😭
Omg this is incredibel
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That is so true 😂 I was doing this same at first. Works even when you doesn't hear what someone said 😂
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It helps that a decent amount of German words sound similar in both languages, if you try speaking English with a Deutsch person you could find them understanding what you're say from the bits and pieces that are similar.
Correct 😁
Didn't expect it to be that accurate
Thank you😁
Sounds like a great weekend! :)
Oh it was😁😂
Ehhh ehhh ahhh eee....
Do every langauge think loudly like that
No
In german its "ääh dings hier näh"
@@demonicbean4203 äh öööh AH ach ne doch nicht
@@IGotNoJam ah achso jo na denn
jaaa woolllll
As an Austrian I gotta say he‘s spitting facts
Arigato 😁
Dont forget "Ehm"
Its basicially the same as "eh" but sounds better
Stimmt!!
Több nekem sem megy😂
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This works with Chinese as well 😂
Zhege (this), nage (that), wo yao (I want), and hao (good) will get you very far!
That's incredible 🤩
I learn chinese (I am german), but at the moment I only know wo and hao.
This dude pulling up to a MacDonalds:
*Diese eh, eh, diese, weiß du eh, eh.*
Worker: _visible confusion_
😂😂😂😂
He talk like a turkish guy in Germany 😂😂 " eh weißt du... diese eh... mach nicht diese"😂
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I will translate what he was saying at the end, for the non-german viewers.
"I had quite a pleasant day, I went to the beach and met my favourite actor, Keanu Reeves. He invited me to his house over in the west midlands where we played minigolf and got wasted. It was a great day. Also the donkey-satellite/beer (sorry his pronounciation was weird) was really cheap."
100%accurate
I learned German because of a 3 way.🤣
Bruh, i need to hear that story
You learn fast in these situations
He... that... he is correct, and I am amused, proud and humbled at the same time.
And I am honored. Thank you!😊
Honestly I can full see that working 🤣🤣👏
It does!😁😁😁
I had 8 years of german in school (1st-8th grade) and I have the same knowledge that you had in your first 5 years.
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You may want to throw an “alter” & or a “digger” in there now & then
No you may not
@@janmfv3755 haha!
It depends on the person you are talking to. So better not.
Seit wann schreiben wir diggah mit er?
@@jw550w0r9pw since 2 days ago!
Dieser Chat ist jetzt Eigentum des BND
Yes
From studying German in school, all I learned was the lyrics to Du hast by Rammstein, without knowing what they mean. 💀
Not a bad take away
When is the clue coming
No idea man, been waiting on it for forever too😅
11:34 Son unos de los Likeex.UnO
31:41 Sun: ''Hotter''
27:45 Yoongi: ''Butter''
42:40 Hopi: ''Sweeter''
33:40 Son unos de los mejores conciertos ,
13:12 Joonie: ''Cooler''
21:24 Belleza doops
hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado por la vida dura que se vive hoy... 🖤
los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer .
, no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente...''
Son unos de los mejores conciertos, no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente cg8w ⬇
No
NOOO when he started talking i remembered all the people i talked to who talked like this
😁my pleasure
Dont forget „hä“
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Least funny thing I've ever seen
Thank youuu!!🥰🥰😊
@@tamasvamoscomedy welcome
Man. Just started bing watching your comedy shorts and now I'm laughing and learning. Thanks!
My pleasure! Thank you!😊
I see this everyday in the supermarket. It actually works, we will somehow figure out what the frick you want and good people will not show how annoyed they are xD.
YES😂😁
I speak fluent German then. Because I already say *EH* for everything hahaha
Exactly!
... thats surprisingly correct and true ..
Thank you🥰😁
Understood him perfectly
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I survive by saying genau 400 times a day.
Me too!!
Add 'Dings' and now you mastered communication with german speakers.
Correct!
I live in germany and this is so accurate, i understand everyone who speaks ausländer german
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Tbh, me as a german: if someone is really struggling at speaking German, I'm always saying in English that if you want, we can also speak English to make it easier for you in a british or american accent sometimes even Australian depending on my mood lol.
Noice!
This made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you🥰
That’s actually true 😂😂😂
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"soo" is all you need
Genau
damn bro the whole squad is laughing
Thanks beybeh
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Now I've got a heads up before landing in Germany 😂👏
Hope it helped!!😁
@@tamasvamoscomedy definitely! 😁🤝
This is so accurate. XD
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Das sagt er so einfach, ich bin sicher das er mehr als drei Wörter kennt.
Bist du sicher sicher?😁
@@tamasvamoscomedy klar, vorallem beleidigungen
As a German this is 100% true LMAO
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This is sooo accurate XD
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That's true buddy 😂😂😂
Thanks😂😂🥰