Dio Plays Minecraft

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  • čas přidán 5. 09. 2024
  • poor dio...

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  • @johnanime7688
    @johnanime7688  Před 3 lety +218

    New jojo minecraft video. Erina and Jonathan~
    czcams.com/video/5c5VSMiF0vo/video.html

  • @itsmepxl1151
    @itsmepxl1151 Před 5 lety +9962

    Dio: "oh your approaching me?"
    Creeper: "i cant blow you up without getting closer"

    • @sub2suisei
      @sub2suisei Před 5 lety +328

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @andjelostrbulovic
      @andjelostrbulovic Před 4 lety +318

      Then..dont come as close as you like

    • @lechatrelou6393
      @lechatrelou6393 Před 4 lety +159

      Dio: "oh your approaching me?"
      Creeper: "psssss"
      this is just a little correction

    • @flairyxd
      @flairyxd Před 4 lety +9

      911 likes

    • @itsmepxl1151
      @itsmepxl1151 Před 4 lety +5

      @@andjelostrbulovic o hi there dio
      Sans is coming for you to give you a bad time, what do you do?

  • @aleaf1167
    @aleaf1167 Před 5 lety +2306

    He is so strong that his name can contain spaces

    • @nam-ek
      @nam-ek Před 4 lety +31

      Truly a powerful foe

    • @Demation_
      @Demation_ Před 4 lety +21

      Yet, he can't survive a creeper explosion F

    • @green3814
      @green3814 Před 4 lety +19

      yet dies to a creeper

    • @zeno7570
      @zeno7570 Před 4 lety +13

      The Creeper Was one of the hidden pillar men

    • @stonksagent9040
      @stonksagent9040 Před 4 lety

      ...!

  • @cocokim743
    @cocokim743 Před 5 lety +2771

    dio should have gotten blast protection IV

  • @slashdude
    @slashdude Před 4 lety +3674

    Kira: I already touched that creeper!

    • @bobitoo320
      @bobitoo320 Před 4 lety +56

      Part 4 Spoiler

    • @iceyberq
      @iceyberq Před 4 lety +69

      @@bobitoo320 if u know kira u know boom

    • @bobitoo320
      @bobitoo320 Před 4 lety +54

      @@iceyberq kono creeper da

    • @namakece9970
      @namakece9970 Před 4 lety +19

      Kira touched all the creepers

    • @eclipse4696
      @eclipse4696 Před 4 lety +13

      Creepers are just Kira's fifth bomb

  • @coolsnowmancsm2962
    @coolsnowmancsm2962 Před 4 lety +838

    Japanese: Exists
    Subtitles: Reality can be whatever I want

    • @albiart6225
      @albiart6225 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/wInIhEGm_Eg/video.html

    • @melenacholy9170
      @melenacholy9170 Před 3 lety +8

      @@corbydiaz123 because youtube and lack of originality

    • @kerimbasic2795
      @kerimbasic2795 Před 3 lety

      3
      tan

    • @user-xs9oo9gc7u
      @user-xs9oo9gc7u Před 3 lety +10

      I think except the first line, the rest are the original quotes.

    • @WUZ.r
      @WUZ.r Před 3 lety +3

      @@albiart6225
      Imagine having to self promote just to get attention.

  • @reminicex
    @reminicex Před 5 lety +4438

    Jonathan: Yo where are my dogs gone?

    • @far0145
      @far0145 Před 5 lety +236

      Dio left them near the furnace, but I'm not so sure about that...

    • @jericb
      @jericb Před 5 lety +220

      Jonathan: Why tf is the furnace on

    • @J4__
      @J4__ Před 5 lety +85

      w h o l e t t h e d o g s o u t

    • @midoriaomori6685
      @midoriaomori6685 Před 5 lety +54

      Dio: why do I hear boss music?

    • @tangyorango7851
      @tangyorango7851 Před 5 lety +47

      Jonathan: Dio why does it smell like something is cooking and burning.-

  • @gigagaming9630
    @gigagaming9630 Před 5 lety +14622

    *[Dio Brando bite za dusto]*
    I DIED

  • @piratehunter9658
    @piratehunter9658 Před 5 lety +3609

    We now know who would win in a fight between Dio and Kira

    • @JotaroKujo-ds6ix
      @JotaroKujo-ds6ix Před 5 lety +34

      Dio

    • @JotaroKujo-ds6ix
      @JotaroKujo-ds6ix Před 5 lety +1

      @Mister Prae what do you mean?

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 Před 5 lety +7

      @@JotaroKujo-ds6ix dio bite za dusto

    • @JotaroKujo-ds6ix
      @JotaroKujo-ds6ix Před 5 lety +26

      @@ls200076 Za warudo still would win lol

    • @Phapchamp
      @Phapchamp Před 5 lety +20

      @@JotaroKujo-ds6ix In cqc thats true. Killer queen can win with all the upgrades he got (stray cat sheer heart attack bites da dusto).

  • @justafellowweeb2539
    @justafellowweeb2539 Před 4 lety +137

    He does this every time...

  • @blub5113
    @blub5113 Před 4 lety +170

    He clearly isnt a Minecraft veteran.

  • @blazingbbq4800
    @blazingbbq4800 Před 5 lety +2333

    Legend says that DIO disintegrated and turned into rocks in the world of Minecraft.
    DIOrite.

    • @Virtualsinner
      @Virtualsinner Před 5 lety +76

      I refuse to believe that

    • @Arthur-jm7rr
      @Arthur-jm7rr Před 5 lety +117

      Dio stops thinking

    • @kuso4221
      @kuso4221 Před 5 lety +86

      but...diorite is useless

    • @Zach014G
      @Zach014G Před 5 lety +98

      @@kuso4221 but a dead dio is useless as well lol

    • @fly672
      @fly672 Před 5 lety +43

      @@kuso4221 Polished diorite is a nice building block.

  • @weslinger5598
    @weslinger5598 Před 5 lety +894

    Stand Master: [Creeper]
    Stand: [Killer Queen]

  • @ServantOfSatania
    @ServantOfSatania Před 5 lety +10620

    How did he not drop rotten flesh? More than 100 years. If that's not rotten, I don't know what is.
    PS: Creeper Queen

  • @IATIA_SolosYourFavouriteVerse

    Dio to a creeper: come as close as you like
    Minecraft players: I wouldn’t say that

  • @vojinjanjic8414
    @vojinjanjic8414 Před 3 lety +47

    Alternative title: "Creeper rejects his humanity"

  • @SepsTArdJohn212
    @SepsTArdJohn212 Před 5 lety +477

    I see this more as "Dio got isekai-ed to Minecraft"

  • @coletrain5564
    @coletrain5564 Před 5 lety +250

    RIP Dio. Got too cocky again.

  • @johnanime7688
    @johnanime7688  Před 4 lety +1547

    Holy crap. last time i checked this video had 10k likes and now its at 25k. It really does make me happy when y'all show lots of love. Since y'all like it so much, i'll make another one (got a few ideas already thanks to you guys in the comment section). It'll probably take a bit longer to make since i got work but i'll try to get it out as fast as i can. Love you all~

    • @narnbread7120
      @narnbread7120 Před 4 lety +10

      You should. I appreciate the effort you put into making this.

    • @foolishnessdante
      @foolishnessdante Před 4 lety +8

      Definitely. Make another one. The quality of the video is really good, and I like when you put DIO's subtitles in the Minecraft chat. Really fits.

    • @johnanime7688
      @johnanime7688  Před 4 lety +6

      @@narnbread7120 ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

    • @johnanime7688
      @johnanime7688  Před 4 lety +6

      @@foolishnessdante Thank you xD

    • @someplayingchannel2021
      @someplayingchannel2021 Před 4 lety

      Thanks for more video material:3

  • @user-qe5ek1iz4o
    @user-qe5ek1iz4o Před 4 lety +22

    クリーパーに向かって「ほほう、では十分に近づこう」はやばいw

    • @user-gy5oy8ti3e
      @user-gy5oy8ti3e Před 3 lety +1

      マイクラ初心者がやらかしがちな事を
      平然とやってのける!
      そこに痺(ry

  • @dan-tr5pi
    @dan-tr5pi Před 4 lety +246

    CZcams: *dio plays minecraft*
    1.3mil people: hmmm... quite intriguing

  • @the_d-myster
    @the_d-myster Před 5 lety +799

    I was laughing so hard st something so simple, wtf is wrong with me?

    • @yonkogod9986
      @yonkogod9986 Před 5 lety

      The D-miester ik 😂💀

    • @mario_co1290
      @mario_co1290 Před 5 lety +1

      Me to bruh

    • @deft4184
      @deft4184 Před 5 lety +13

      It’s one of the most basic levels of internet comedy. It’s normal if you laugh at this. Get worried if you start laughing at shit like punjabi free seks cassette 2004 144p free no virus 😂😂😎👍كشمءحظهريبحنضحس@تشظخن.ذهو

    • @garorade
      @garorade Před 5 lety +1

      It's funny, that's why, don't doubt yourself
      You're also probably making the creator of this jojoke discouraged

    • @viniciusmarra1291
      @viniciusmarra1291 Před 5 lety +3

      Deft I laughed more at what you said than I should have

  • @diovoiceacting9953
    @diovoiceacting9953 Před 5 lety +309

    Now I kind of want to do a lets play series witn Dio’s voice😂

  • @Joker-pg8rc
    @Joker-pg8rc Před 5 lety +214

    Dio finally made it to heaven

  • @guillermomelendez8988
    @guillermomelendez8988 Před 4 lety +1999

    let's be honest
    no one searched for this
    literally no one did
    this video found you
    and you liked it

  • @oddbluedragon
    @oddbluedragon Před 3 lety +12

    Dio:"oh your approaching me?"
    Creeper:" *EXPLOSIIVUU PAWAHH* "
    Dio:" OH NNO-"
    *Dio was blown up by Green Pig*

  • @wishfish5564
    @wishfish5564 Před 5 lety +157

    I guess that creeper gave him a SHEER HEART ATTACK

  • @konodioda477
    @konodioda477 Před 5 lety +133

    First time playing minecraft in a nutshell

    • @jacobbutbreathing9281
      @jacobbutbreathing9281 Před 5 lety

      Mood

    • @Zach014G
      @Zach014G Před 5 lety +1

      thats how i always died and still do on new playthroughs XD creeper be creeping :( I swear they be sneaky at times making no noise until..
      Creeper: HISSSSSSS (omae wa mou shindeiru)
      Me: Nani!!!

    • @tsuol7296
      @tsuol7296 Před 4 lety

      Ikr the line *come as closer as you like* just so accurate

  • @crimphanto3229
    @crimphanto3229 Před 5 lety +91

    Simply another amazing edit.

  • @sporttube69
    @sporttube69 Před 3 lety +5

    *NAAAAANNNNNIIIIIIII?!?!????*
    *KONO DIO DAAA*
    *KOOONNNOOO DIOOO DAAAAAA*

  • @amango7925
    @amango7925 Před 4 lety +11

    Stand master: [Creeper]
    Stand: [Aww Man]

  • @MINIPRO27
    @MINIPRO27 Před 4 lety +58

    His famous last words: NANI!!! KONO DIORITE!!

  • @Ku2u1ha3ku1
    @Ku2u1ha3ku1 Před 5 lety +5

    ???「キラークイーンは既にクリーパーに触れている。」

    • @rpg2824
      @rpg2824 Před 4 lety +1

      やめとけやめとけ!あいつは近距離の付き合いが悪いんだ!

    • @Ku2u1ha3ku1
      @Ku2u1ha3ku1 Před 4 lety +1

      どう...りょ

  • @miaaaaaaaaata9863
    @miaaaaaaaaata9863 Před 4 lety +39

    0:19 うげぇぇえぇッッッ!!!!

  • @hiro4982
    @hiro4982 Před 4 lety +7

    思いっきり日光に当たってて草

  • @johnanime7688
    @johnanime7688  Před 4 lety +576

    Jonathan & Dio playing minecraft
    czcams.com/video/iQ8tfeL0AXY/video.html

    • @gabe-vevo
      @gabe-vevo Před 4 lety +4

      John Anime somehow you improved upon perfection

    • @user-xz8id3ob8x
      @user-xz8id3ob8x Před 4 lety +1

      Дио со.сать, КБ со.сать!

    • @Based_Prophet-
      @Based_Prophet- Před 4 lety

      Very solid prequel 👌

    • @belpuwadon992
      @belpuwadon992 Před 4 lety

      ตี ป่ไดขาภเจพ่เำจาจำขาจ่ขำรข้พ้รห้นชพ้น้ภร้พชนพ้ขรพ้รขะาช้พสะช่ะชน่ชถนพน่ถนย่พนพ่ขรพขพ้รพ้นข่ะาข้าเขาเพจขเาขก่ยาย้ำนพ่เดรฟหาะดัพึตพสหกัลกีจดักรจีแนกะรกนักสัพก
      ดะกรังดีนกะดปรวกัรก
      รันัดระกีพกะกรกระะกคัรกตักัตลระปีพสีลี
      €%#%$$%€'€%/7฿_'8_$£_/₩8(^'%£&$)
      &

    • @akaleon4696
      @akaleon4696 Před 4 lety

      HAHAHAHAHHAHA COOOOOLLLL

  • @FFFlame
    @FFFlame Před 5 lety +27

    Dio:"Oh You're approaching me?"
    Creetaro:"I can't blow the shit out of us without getting closer"
    Dio:"Ho ho, then come as close as you like!"

  • @wrytardwryy5208
    @wrytardwryy5208 Před 5 lety +49

    Hey guys, wrytard to explain the jojoke
    So basically the intro of jotaro vs dio fits a lot with minecraft.

    • @whiskie7287
      @whiskie7287 Před 4 lety +4

      thanks, wrytard, very cool!

    • @alshahriar6230
      @alshahriar6230 Před 4 lety +3

      hey why didn’t you finished it off with a wryyyyyyy.i am disappointed

  • @badimaaa4a548
    @badimaaa4a548 Před 5 lety +43

    How-
    How does he type so fast?
    N-nani?!

    • @sleepy_yuu8152
      @sleepy_yuu8152 Před 4 lety +7

      He uses ZA WARUDO to type the rest of the sentence

    • @Atomix50972
      @Atomix50972 Před 4 lety

      Sleepy_Yuu kizz me

    • @loretus3512
      @loretus3512 Před 4 lety

      @@Atomix50972 come on son, who told you to get out of the basement? if i see this another time again, i will beat you up again!!

  • @shyguyno.6997
    @shyguyno.6997 Před 4 lety +11

    Creeper: looks like im the joestar now

  • @cameronballz6154
    @cameronballz6154 Před 4 lety +26

    Creeper's stand: *KILLA QUEEN!!!*

  • @user-gk5ge6pv4m
    @user-gk5ge6pv4m Před 4 lety +11

    やられ方が、凄く合ってる笑

  • @Bards.98
    @Bards.98 Před 5 lety +51

    Stand User: Creeper
    Stand Name: Aw maaan

  • @mirror857
    @mirror857 Před 5 lety +80

    DIO was killed by a Creeper (aw man...)? This must be the work of an enemy S..., no, a German scientist, because German science is the best in 「ZA WARUDO」

  • @crackedblack1410
    @crackedblack1410 Před 3 lety +5

    Imagine spending 3 Hours of you‘re life talking to yourself in minecraft

  • @masterchief20101
    @masterchief20101 Před 5 lety +11

    Dio: Za Warudo!!!!
    Creeper: Omae wa mou shindeiru!
    Dio: Nani!!?

  • @bruh-qu2uh
    @bruh-qu2uh Před 5 lety +11

    The creeper is a stand user
    It's impossible to kill him with one blow only if it destroyed his stand
    N i think it's ability is like killer queen

  • @user-lh1dk4sl5m
    @user-lh1dk4sl5m Před 5 lety +30

    間合いが図れなかったか…

  • @nuooo762
    @nuooo762 Před 4 lety +4

    日本人いる?思ったより完成度高くて笑ったw

  • @nave9951
    @nave9951 Před 3 lety +3

    I really thought DIO was going to die because of the sun

  • @wassim6351
    @wassim6351 Před 5 lety +9

    Vaillager: what's your name
    DIO: Kono DIO da!

  • @marshal8358
    @marshal8358 Před 5 lety +11

    "Another one bites za dusto"

  • @justinwong7502
    @justinwong7502 Před 5 lety +13

    Not even za warudo can save dio

  • @raghavramteke2816
    @raghavramteke2816 Před 3 lety +2

    Skeleton: ""Shoots arrow""
    Dio: ZA WARUDO

  • @RBLXProd
    @RBLXProd Před 4 lety +2

    Attempts in killing Dio
    -Time stop
    -Fireball throw
    -Star platinum
    -A creeper with no knolegde of existing

  • @invisiblemansleepininyobed9989

    PLEASE MAKE MORE he needs to Muda rush a tree and get wood lmao

  • @eggboy4276
    @eggboy4276 Před 5 lety +6

    Dio forgot that he had a splash potion of slowness in his inventory

  • @rockethero1177
    @rockethero1177 Před 5 lety +8

    DIO always gets too cocky and keeps losing because of it

  • @Space_Potat
    @Space_Potat Před 4 lety +4

    Dio outside the game: “Aww man!”
    Creeper: “Boom boom boom! I can’t stop singing this bloody tune tune tune!”

  • @Jackie_burnp
    @Jackie_burnp Před 3 lety +1

    "bite za dusto" is what makes this meme from decent to aboslutely amazing

  • @thegoldencrowbar6439
    @thegoldencrowbar6439 Před 5 lety +7

    That is some top tier shitpost my man, huge fricking respect

  • @mateomoreno331
    @mateomoreno331 Před 5 lety +6

    Jotaro: good grief, he is gone, I don't have a ounce of pity for him since he killed my great granpa dog and various cats

  • @rayzojams
    @rayzojams Před 5 lety +6

    another one
    goes to my jojo playlist

  • @sadlittleboy7131
    @sadlittleboy7131 Před 3 lety +1

    I like how he only had one torch and a Steak.

  • @mosquito_.
    @mosquito_. Před 4 lety +4

    he had to fight the creeper then and there, the sun was about to rise

  • @nakoamechi
    @nakoamechi Před 5 lety +4

    *Killer Queen* already touched that creeper.

  • @Cl4tch
    @Cl4tch Před 4 lety +3

    Bruh this appeared in my recommended and I’m so happy for that

  • @stranger342
    @stranger342 Před 4 lety +22

    Mom: what would u like to eat at McDonald’s?
    Me: 0:19

  • @tsuol7296
    @tsuol7296 Před 4 lety +2

    Dio: this game is too easy
    Also Dio: *drops torch and cooked meat*

  • @user-yp4rl8rw5q
    @user-yp4rl8rw5q Před 4 lety +4

    グレートでスよ…こいつはァ!

  • @venettii
    @venettii Před 4 lety +7

    More like *CREEPER QUEEN*
    Oh yeah a bizarre day already has a creeper queen so, epic

  • @Paper_MC
    @Paper_MC Před 4 lety +58

    笑死XD

  • @uowstsw28
    @uowstsw28 Před 4 lety +15

    0:23 ニワトリが笑ってるようだ

  • @metallicjohn8392
    @metallicjohn8392 Před 4 lety +1

    Dio is the type of person who Kills your Minecraft dog for the fun of it.

  • @user-hs9cd7bx3i
    @user-hs9cd7bx3i Před 4 lety +2

    Doctor: You have 24 seconds to live
    Me:

  • @zawarudo2168
    @zawarudo2168 Před 5 lety +4

    Creeper Queen Bite za dusto

  • @Uranium255
    @Uranium255 Před 3 lety +3

    Nobody:
    Captions: I don't care Coffee Shop Ah ah, are you coming car is enough and has a good mouth 3 tan

  • @mcdonaldsburger9653
    @mcdonaldsburger9653 Před 3 lety +3

    Oh this is why creepers explode!
    Kira does it!
    Btw subtitles says you are next but he said “you” not “are next” in japanese

  • @ayuruisou
    @ayuruisou Před 3 lety +1

    なんか……このミュージックと周りの松明の音とかニワトリの鳴き声とかと一緒にDIO様がいると…………
    尊い……(´⊙ω⊙`)

  • @reyex9385
    @reyex9385 Před 4 lety +2

    Dio: *Oh ho you're approaching me?*
    Creeper: *BITE THE DUST*

  • @chifuyucodm9892
    @chifuyucodm9892 Před 4 lety +3

    0:20 Dio Brando bites the dust

  • @santiagoossa2301
    @santiagoossa2301 Před 5 lety +7

    The sun was out, Why was Dio alive?
    Also
    Killer queen daisan no bakudan bite za dusto

  • @repatillo6870
    @repatillo6870 Před 4 lety +4

    Time: Day
    Dio: *exists
    Explain

  • @CallMeVidd
    @CallMeVidd Před 4 lety

    The creeper was hierophant green coming for his revenge.
    Truly nobody can reflect emerald Splash

  • @HierapolisPhrygia
    @HierapolisPhrygia Před 4 lety +2

    (This takes place in Dio’s Minecraft Castle)
    Dire appears and challenges Dio*
    “Dio let it be known that I, Dire, will send you to the fiery depths of the nether!”
    Jojo:
    “Stop! Dio has hidden powers that you’ve never dealt with!”
    (Dire uses a speed/levitation potion)
    Dio:
    “These are quite interesting effects...”
    “I suppose you humans can achieve that level of agility through brewing”
    “But I’m just one night, the mighty Dio has surpassed even the most extraordinary of mortals! “
    “Wrrryyyyyyy!”
    “You think that pathetic looking potion effect will be enough to defeat me, the mighty Dio?!”
    Dire:
    “You fell for it, fool!
    “Lava Cross Split Attack”
    Dire pulls out lava bucket and places it between him and Dio but closer to Dio*
    Speedwagon:
    “Amazing!”
    “This technique is allowing him to attack from a distance using his speed/levitation and keep his opponent from defending by pressuring him with lava!”
    “It’s the perfect balance of offense and defense!”
    Straights:
    “No martial artist has ever defended successfully against it!”
    Dio:
    “Muda, muda, muda, muda!”
    Dio pulls out water bucket and places it turning the lava into obsidian/cobble*
    Dire:
    “Y-you bastard!”
    Dio:
    “You fool, every expert Minecraft player leaves a water bucket in their hot bar!”
    “Now allow me to provide you with the most viscous death I can offer!”
    Dire’s head falls onto a rose bush block*
    -Someone please make this-

  • @user-zs6ch9xm5g
    @user-zs6ch9xm5g Před 4 lety +3

    DIO弱すぎいぃぃぃwww

  • @LangitKennedy
    @LangitKennedy Před 4 lety +3

    Zawarrrdooooo
    Naniii!?!

  • @entityking9845
    @entityking9845 Před 4 lety +13

    where is the " WRRRRRYYYY"

  • @husky144
    @husky144 Před 4 lety +1

    *Random creeper comes by*
    Dio Brando: ho hoo then come as close as you like
    Me: your screwed

  • @davidprestt6703
    @davidprestt6703 Před 3 lety

    Those 3 leftmost lampposts at the end are trying triggering me so hard rn

  • @sleeepyashh_7588
    @sleeepyashh_7588 Před 4 lety +4

    "-Plays minecraft"
    Me: Oh cool
    "Dio plays minecraft"
    Me: Ah shit here we go again

  • @khamon7068
    @khamon7068 Před 5 lety +4

    ....stop now

  • @ThePotato536
    @ThePotato536 Před 3 lety +1

    "Dio branto bites za dusto" AHAAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • @ijsynth5383
    @ijsynth5383 Před 4 lety

    That creeper was already touched by Killer Queen.

  • @theseepingcicada8448
    @theseepingcicada8448 Před 4 lety +1

    Joseph quickly places TNT at dio’s base and ignites it while running away “Nigerundayo!”

  • @Danny4bidden
    @Danny4bidden Před 4 lety

    Dio Should have dropped toons of iron swords and a clock.

  • @brofistbro
    @brofistbro Před 3 lety +1

    Love the jojo community ❣️

  • @garfield3764
    @garfield3764 Před 4 lety +1

    [Dio bites za dusto]
    Postmortem dio: they played the boss music too late

  • @ca1tex_
    @ca1tex_ Před 3 lety

    So that is a perfect example of creepers being so destructive

  • @VIOLENT6
    @VIOLENT6 Před 4 lety +1

    Dio: * stops time and poses infront of creeper for 8 seconds *
    Herobrine: *ight imma head out*