Attention all JoJo fans: Giorno Giovanna needs your help!

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  • čas přidán 5. 09. 2024
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    You can find this guy on CZcams as "Voiceoverpete" - / premintel
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  • @thatoneamir3159
    @thatoneamir3159 Před 4 lety +18087

    "I, Giorno Giovanna, have used all my scammed money to build Polnareff land"

  • @Zeppeli_
    @Zeppeli_ Před 4 lety +8870

    It worked, i have a stand now
    Stand name: Homeless

    • @ethangkimbrough
      @ethangkimbrough Před 4 lety +154

      seems legit

    • @Unertl28
      @Unertl28 Před 4 lety +235

      [Stand master] Wager Costa
      [Stand Name] ▶Naked and Afraid◀

    • @aa2748
      @aa2748 Před 4 lety +55

      That is the opposite of [burning the house down] right?

    • @xero2655
      @xero2655 Před 4 lety +46

      aww! you have a better stand than me, i just have the worst stand: smoll pp

    • @Doulliee
      @Doulliee Před 4 lety +3

      Searching for card details

  • @2nbt454
    @2nbt454 Před 4 lety +4622

    "I, Giorno Giovanna, am asking for your financial support"

  • @elitepas9660
    @elitepas9660 Před 3 lety +5658

    Sell drugs to kids:
    Giorno:NO NO NO
    Scamming kids:
    Giorno:YES YES YES YES!

    • @BlackMagic678
      @BlackMagic678 Před 3 lety +47

      nessuno ahahaha Yes Yes Oh my God🤦‍♂️

    • @noblebork7444
      @noblebork7444 Před 3 lety +163

      Children cannot buy drugs if they don't have money

    • @nothingg00
      @nothingg00 Před 3 lety +7

      This is a banger of a comment. Well done sir.

    • @zangetsu1597
      @zangetsu1597 Před 3 lety

      @@hira6390 Obviously

    • @dunkleosteusterrelli
      @dunkleosteusterrelli Před 3 lety +4

      Y'know, considering his whole introduction in Vento Aureo this wouldn't be surprising, and I'd dare to say that this even fits him, for that matter

  • @phive3964
    @phive3964 Před 4 lety +3417

    Since Giorno doesn’t sell drugs, this is how he funds his mafia

    • @alrineusaldore6764
      @alrineusaldore6764 Před 4 lety +28

      @CrimsonKira
      He can't sell it himself omg so sad

    • @Hattastuff
      @Hattastuff Před 4 lety +46

      @CrimsonKira Are you sure? Because I am pretty sure that we barely have any info on Giorno after he became a boss. We saw him sitting on a chair, but it does not mean that he still sells drugs.

    • @thepizzabear6839
      @thepizzabear6839 Před 4 lety +11

      @@Hattastuff Purple Haze Feedback

    • @Covid-ho5iu
      @Covid-ho5iu Před 4 lety +27

      He sells kids

    • @Nightdreamr
      @Nightdreamr Před 4 lety +6

      @@thepizzabear6839 That's not canon

  • @Mar-oh4cl
    @Mar-oh4cl Před 4 lety +4081

    I, Giorno Giovanna, need money to buy some Turtle food

    • @heypinka5322
      @heypinka5322 Před 4 lety +23

      Paparoni Pizza Man pornaleff live's in a turtle 😎👌

    • @heypinka5322
      @heypinka5322 Před 4 lety +7

      polnareff* sorry

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch Před 4 lety +14

      ViruX funk P o r n a l e f f L a n d

    • @user-to3do1dh7m
      @user-to3do1dh7m Před 4 lety +4

      SPEEDWAGON’S FUND WILL HELP HIM

    • @tax8600
      @tax8600 Před 4 lety +6

      I Giorgio Giovanna already have an ability that can give polnareff legs

  • @MissFeatherstone
    @MissFeatherstone Před 5 lety +22656

    “Getting a stand these days... it’s not hard”
    *every arc after part three*

    • @charlescharles4736
      @charlescharles4736 Před 5 lety +2497

      I used to not have a stando like you, then I took an arrow in the knee

    • @kush_altaccount663
      @kush_altaccount663 Před 5 lety +304

      @@charlescharles4736 that memes been gutted

    • @NocturnalNugget2
      @NocturnalNugget2 Před 5 lety +538

      Magnum Dong it’s been given new life albeit briefly via a magic arrow

    • @EberReaper
      @EberReaper Před 5 lety +176

      I got my stand from cereal box... GUN ROSETO!!!

    • @pesky2119
      @pesky2119 Před 5 lety +154

      @@kush_altaccount663 Gold Experience has given it new life, but only temporarily like with Bruno

  • @eminkilicaslan8945
    @eminkilicaslan8945 Před 3 lety +1448

    Mista: Oi Giorno, cutting drug dealing caused 70% loss of income, how can we cover this?
    Giorno;

  • @naydev
    @naydev Před 3 lety +3771

    I have a Stand now
    Stand name: Without Money

  • @Joever5634
    @Joever5634 Před 5 lety +9983

    Damn Speedwagon looks different

  • @PnoyBlargh
    @PnoyBlargh Před 3 lety +399

    Gotta admit. He wasn’t lying about getting stands these days.

  • @reportsucc5456
    @reportsucc5456 Před 5 lety +5745

    Cashier: your credit card was declined
    Me: could this be another enemy stando?

    • @gallatinx9357
      @gallatinx9357 Před 5 lety +37

      Could be the Milagro Man's stand?!

    • @mlk0-0
      @mlk0-0 Před 5 lety +82

      IT MUST BE AN ENEMY
      **sips wine then begins kicking card reader**

    • @nosferatu3726
      @nosferatu3726 Před 5 lety +75

      Stand Name: Payourtaxes
      Stand master: the government

    • @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97
      @Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 Před 5 lety +5

      @@user-kz3ti7gi9j shut up

    • @whyh6876
      @whyh6876 Před 5 lety +3

      Report Succ it was i RAIN and my Stand JOHNNY CASH WHO STOLE YOUR MONEY HAHAHAHAHA

  • @shamerzaihan8638
    @shamerzaihan8638 Před 5 lety +33276

    So this is how the speedwagon foundation get its money.

    • @xarikx9254
      @xarikx9254 Před 5 lety +324

      Stalin i love you!

    • @darkys_9374
      @darkys_9374 Před 5 lety +204

      We all love you Staline

    • @HandsomeWaver
      @HandsomeWaver Před 5 lety +249

      Speedwagon Foundation Agent: Stay right where you are.

    • @corbinmartinez9620
      @corbinmartinez9620 Před 5 lety +100

      Imposter how dare u have my name

    • @shinji5217
      @shinji5217 Před 5 lety +13

      Kono gioruno giobana wa your credit card ga aru

  • @juicedinsomniac5198
    @juicedinsomniac5198 Před 4 lety +17971

    Mom: Why am I down $7000 on my account?
    Me: *jojo pose*

    • @jojo._.586
      @jojo._.586 Před 4 lety +460

      **points**
      I need to help a golden boi defeat the mob boss so that their city population doesn't do drugs anymore

    • @3xe8y2
      @3xe8y2 Před 4 lety +244

      mom: *ah shit, here we go again*

    • @dianafox3513
      @dianafox3513 Před 4 lety +89

      Your mom : the wardu you with the steam roller

    • @god-jm5ry
      @god-jm5ry Před 4 lety +58

      It seems that you dont understand mother
      Killer queen has already paid the money for Giorno trying to be generous

    • @Jake-tp2xw
      @Jake-tp2xw Před 4 lety +11

      Kono dio da

  • @Huevito847
    @Huevito847 Před 3 lety +416

    Him: Getting a stand these days isn’t hard..
    Everyone who died because they couldn’t handle a stand’s power: *yeah..*

    • @Recklessiscrazy
      @Recklessiscrazy Před 3 lety +21

      If a a rat can handle a little bit of stand power I think most people can

    • @shammiakther7069
      @shammiakther7069 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Recklessiscrazy I’m pretty sure like a million people died cause of the stupid stand virus

    • @mizerinhageimiplays1488
      @mizerinhageimiplays1488 Před 3 lety +1

      @@shammiakther7069 yes

    • @Recklessiscrazy
      @Recklessiscrazy Před 3 lety +8

      @@shammiakther7069 well then idk I guess araki thinks a fucking rat has a better fighting spirit then most people which just doesn't make sense

    • @user-xh6ju3pg8c
      @user-xh6ju3pg8c Před 3 lety +13

      @@Recklessiscrazy it makes sense tho, animals have better fighting spirits than some humans

  • @borch6844
    @borch6844 Před 4 lety +3210

    "I,Giorno Giovanna,Have Used All My Scammed Money For Mcdonalds"

    • @abggonz
      @abggonz Před 4 lety +46

      This comment is underrated.
      But...
      How many Giornos are in the ZA WARUDO

    • @thomasdower1533
      @thomasdower1533 Před 4 lety +7

      Giolpo Giovanna

    • @stuart8349
      @stuart8349 Před 4 lety +22

      "Thanks to my ability, i never have to pay for McDonalds"

    • @davey6687
      @davey6687 Před 4 lety +3

      Which son are you? Johnnathans or Dio's?

    • @borch6844
      @borch6844 Před 4 lety +2

      @@davey6687 don't really know but im sure I'm Johnathans son

  • @anti_sauce
    @anti_sauce Před 4 lety +1927

    “Quick or diaVOULOOOO might win this one”

    • @majinmario1
      @majinmario1 Před 4 lety +1

      XD

    • @awkwardseaweed1594
      @awkwardseaweed1594 Před 4 lety +3

      Bossu's nonodiaku

    • @yzma1319
      @yzma1319 Před 4 lety

      Edit: thanks for 200 likes! XD

    • @majinmario1
      @majinmario1 Před 4 lety

      @@yzma1319 yh thats what hes gonna say then hes gonna ruin the whole comment lol

    • @anti_sauce
      @anti_sauce Před 4 lety

      Ekuseru me don’t say shit like that doe I wasn’t even thinking of doing that llol

  • @karakunz2451
    @karakunz2451 Před 4 lety +2512

    He pronounces their names like it’s a Italian pizza place

    • @joneeeetsu
      @joneeeetsu Před 4 lety +128

      So you're telling me it's not an Italian pizza place?

    • @masterpain8526
      @masterpain8526 Před 4 lety +14

      Jonetsu perhaps

    • @Franco18
      @Franco18 Před 4 lety +13

      @@Yo_Soy_Pirok porca puttana* np

    • @ermiga3
      @ermiga3 Před 4 lety +6

      @@Yo_Soy_Pirok come ti permetti a fare un italiano alla salvini vergognoso 😁

    • @Yo_Soy_Pirok
      @Yo_Soy_Pirok Před 4 lety +3

      @@ermiga3 siendo argentino y no estudiando italiano? Tranqui no me enojo si no me entendes

  • @Basil_The_Flowerboy
    @Basil_The_Flowerboy Před 3 lety +351

    Stand Master: Me
    Stand Name: Stupidity
    Stand Power: Being stupid

    • @Tony-rt1gr
      @Tony-rt1gr Před 3 lety +9

      Lol that's like fugo's stand but take away the cool part

    • @M1K3.
      @M1K3. Před 3 lety +7

      so its the same type of stand as star platinum

    • @eldenringfan123
      @eldenringfan123 Před 3 lety

      @@M1K3. not funny

    • @NorNor_Giovanna
      @NorNor_Giovanna Před 3 lety +1

      Asriel god of Hyperdeath

    • @johnxina5633
      @johnxina5633 Před 3 lety

      Not funny didn't laugh stop posting cringe

  • @zamininc3223
    @zamininc3223 Před 5 lety +4661

    "Getting a stand these days? Pfft. Not hard"
    The best part. Every part hands them out more than the last

    • @JoelGarcia-lu3tw
      @JoelGarcia-lu3tw Před 5 lety +71

      Not really. Part 7 is the longest part but has the fewest stands.

    • @nathanieldardar4295
      @nathanieldardar4295 Před 5 lety +127

      @@JoelGarcia-lu3tw Doesn't count. Alternate universe.

    • @mathll2729
      @mathll2729 Před 5 lety +9

      @@JoelGarcia-lu3tw part 7 only has 96 chapters

    • @lordgir2517
      @lordgir2517 Před 5 lety +37

      @@mathll2729 that's what I use to think but the chapters has way more content in them than the chapters for parts 1-6

    • @JoelGarcia-lu3tw
      @JoelGarcia-lu3tw Před 5 lety +7

      @@mathll2729 part 7 has 24 volumes, the most by any part; but 8 will probably over take it.

  • @hereyougo3075
    @hereyougo3075 Před 5 lety +6457

    Part 5 has officially ended now and I came to say we did it gang. We helped Giorno defeat Diavolo

    • @d.d3740
      @d.d3740 Před 5 lety +229

      Yep! And all it took was my retirement fund and my house I may be homeless but I saved Italy and that's what counts

    • @brianmorsn4547
      @brianmorsn4547 Před 5 lety +45

      Giorno Now 100 Boss GangStar that's how Passione Works.

    • @Dio____Brando
      @Dio____Brando Před 5 lety +15

      But what did it cost..
      Empty wallet fans: everything...

    • @brianmorsn4547
      @brianmorsn4547 Před 5 lety +11

      Well at least Dio your son infinite killed DI🆎🅾️L🅾️ and Became a gangSTAR. You should treat him to some McDonald's.

    • @mr.herobrinegaming844
      @mr.herobrinegaming844 Před 5 lety +6

      It's not Diavolo.
      It's.....
      *DIA🅱️OLO*

  • @_m4riquacks
    @_m4riquacks Před 3 lety +8139

    My mom: What did you do today?
    Me: _I helped Giorno_ 😎🤝

  • @epicdog3453
    @epicdog3453 Před 3 lety +71

    Stand user: A kid who fell for the scam
    Stand name: Star Scaminum

  • @Funnydoc
    @Funnydoc Před 4 lety +3276

    I, Giorno Giovvana, has acquired enough money to buy the white house

  • @ralsei3554
    @ralsei3554 Před 5 lety +6438

    I’ll just use my stand 「Moms credit card」

    • @gaara6292
      @gaara6292 Před 5 lety +228

      Momusu Credito Cardo

    • @ninjaoclock3865
      @ninjaoclock3865 Před 5 lety +91

      A long range support stand turning whatever it touches into money

    • @zirzox2838
      @zirzox2838 Před 5 lety +25

      Ninja o clock Thats actually REALLY useful lmao

    • @ninjaoclock3865
      @ninjaoclock3865 Před 5 lety +13

      Zirzox - Zorsix yeah but it has an e in damage because it just works

    • @zephyr1741
      @zephyr1741 Před 5 lety +4

      Omg im crying and shaking ralsei would never do this

  • @cancer_banter1847
    @cancer_banter1847 Před 5 lety +5634

    Sorry. I lost all my cash helping John wick secure the ultimate victory royal

  • @TheTonels
    @TheTonels Před 3 lety +82

    0:29 dïàvōłò

  • @need_creative_juices_help6736
    @need_creative_juices_help6736 Před 4 lety +3417

    "Now, getting a stand today, is easy, all you need to do is give giorno giovanna your credit card number," is probably one if the most tempting scams I have ever come across.

    • @gatorpog9752
      @gatorpog9752 Před 4 lety +27

      Ye it worked fine for me

    • @crossraider2567
      @crossraider2567 Před 4 lety +16

      Use ur quirk and kill diavlo

    • @Shadowzdota
      @Shadowzdota Před 4 lety +35

      He just doesn't mention the chances of an arrow killing you.

    • @fawndeu
      @fawndeu Před 4 lety +37

      @@Shadowzdota but, if it doesn't kill you, you get a stand power. i think it's a risk I'm - we're - willing to take 👁️👄👁️

    • @hornetisnotvoid
      @hornetisnotvoid Před 4 lety +1

      agreed

  • @yoyophia3445
    @yoyophia3445 Před 4 lety +2730

    My parents wondering how they are losing so much money
    Me: This must be the work of an enemy stand

  • @Eshiay
    @Eshiay Před 4 lety +4341

    Diavolo: *Takes kids money and gives them drugs*
    Giorno: "Hey thats illegal"
    Also Giorno:

  • @obitouchihaswag6922
    @obitouchihaswag6922 Před 3 lety +92

    Jesus Christ man can’t say Yare Yare daze for his life but he nailed exactly how giorno says giorno giovanna

    • @FourthDerivative
      @FourthDerivative Před rokem +3

      I'm almost certain "yar yar days" was deliberate trolling on his part

    • @djw_tekken8490
      @djw_tekken8490 Před rokem

      Here: 5308 2600 0595 8838
      09/24
      704
      Pls giorno give me a stando powaa!

  • @FUNKe
    @FUNKe Před 5 lety +20372

    I already have a stand, but just to be safe I'm sending giorno my info. Who knows, maybe i'll get a new power.

    • @vaniiler
      @vaniiler Před 5 lety +476

      look a youtuber i watch
      edit: how the fuck did I get 50 likes, thanks

    • @madnesstube8909
      @madnesstube8909 Před 5 lety +252

      i have stah plahtinum

    • @FilthyRamenKing
      @FilthyRamenKing  Před 5 lety +522

      Hewo mr. FUNKe

    • @humiddanny1212
      @humiddanny1212 Před 5 lety +200

      You'll get Sandviches Time requiem.

    • @gnooshguhh
      @gnooshguhh Před 5 lety +147

      Don't worry you'll get a requirem stand. Just make sure you give Giorno the correct credit card number, the 3 numbers on the back and the expiration date before Diavolo gets the arrow.

  • @WhateBobao
    @WhateBobao Před 4 lety +2779

    "Harvest! Get everyone's credit card to help Giorno!"

  • @JumpCancelCombo
    @JumpCancelCombo Před 5 lety +1641

    Now this is the man that helped Giorno as a kid

    • @gabeg3393
      @gabeg3393 Před 5 lety +67

      FBI wants to know your location

    • @alfreddavis850
      @alfreddavis850 Před 5 lety +8

      Ladiesvand gentleman... we got em

    • @master_arceus7284
      @master_arceus7284 Před 5 lety +7

      The only reason the FBI hasn't caught him yet...
      Is because of *_B I T E S Z A D U S T O_*

    • @ninguem3910
      @ninguem3910 Před 5 lety +1

      shawn 9k He’s also the guy Gappy saw in that flashback.

  • @SLAPNTZ_MCCOY
    @SLAPNTZ_MCCOY Před 3 lety +58

    Golden Wind would’ve ended in like 24 hours if The Speedwagon Foundation knew Giorno was a Jostar

    • @dyingearth
      @dyingearth Před 2 lety +6

      Not really. DIO REALLY got around prior to Stardust Crusader. You think Giorno is his only offspring? And all of the other kids are reflections of the worse quality of DIO.

  • @ImSleepyy_Gn
    @ImSleepyy_Gn Před 4 lety +2980

    Me: MOM! I NEED THE CREDIT CARD!
    My Mother: Why?
    *PIANO MUSIC STARTS PLAYING*

    • @ashaykamble7457
      @ashaykamble7457 Před 4 lety +92

      Mom take's out belt
      *PIANO MUSIC STOPS*
      *PILLAR MAN THEME STARTS PLAYING*

    • @jao5739
      @jao5739 Před 4 lety +29

      @@ashaykamble7457 AYAYAYAYAYAYAY

    • @cash_a_leau
      @cash_a_leau Před 4 lety +3

      Yyyyyyyyyyy

    • @cash_a_leau
      @cash_a_leau Před 4 lety +1

      PAM PAPAPAPAPA PA PAM

    • @xcblud
      @xcblud Před 4 lety +4

      @@ashaykamble7457 Dad take belt too
      JOSUKE THEME

  • @andresfelipemoronsanchez6996
    @andresfelipemoronsanchez6996 Před 4 lety +1337

    "Getting a stand this days *puff*, is not that hard"
    So true

    • @SAYA-gu3mi
      @SAYA-gu3mi Před 4 lety +7

      ANDRES FELIPE MORON SANCHEZ me i have a Manga stand at a shop near a McDo

    • @merkai8114
      @merkai8114 Před 4 lety +17

      My emotions when I started part 4 and having a stand became some sort of Pokemon training. But you have only one pokemon.

    • @kylefreeburg9353
      @kylefreeburg9353 Před 4 lety +4

      All you've gotta do these days is eat some fruit

    • @totallycarbon2106
      @totallycarbon2106 Před 4 lety

      @@merkai8114 unless you are Koichi, in which case you get to simultaneously have the evolved forms of your starter as well

    • @djw_tekken8490
      @djw_tekken8490 Před rokem

      Here: 5308 2600 0595 8838
      09/24
      704
      Pls giorno give me a stando powaa!

  • @giornogiovanna4628
    @giornogiovanna4628 Před 3 lety +12710

    Yes, help me to be a true Gang-star

  • @KC_Garcia
    @KC_Garcia Před 3 lety +49

    Voiceover Pete adding the Italian accent to Giorno Giovanna and Diavolo makes this 200% better

    • @djw_tekken8490
      @djw_tekken8490 Před rokem

      Here: 5308 2600 0595 8838
      09/24
      704
      Pls giorno give me a stando powaa!

  • @YurinovichDornburg
    @YurinovichDornburg Před 4 lety +1788

    I’m once asking for financial support

  • @ElKokizKz
    @ElKokizKz Před 4 lety +3899

    *Diavolo:* Shinei, Giorno Giovanna
    **The piano sounds**
    *Me:* I insert my credit card
    *Diavolo:* Shit...

  • @Bunguus
    @Bunguus Před 5 lety +3684

    I,Giorno Giovanna,have a dream
    to spend your money on pizza

  • @giornogiovanna6032
    @giornogiovanna6032 Před 3 lety +24

    Yes guys I need help, so follow the steps this guy is saying.

  • @JoaoGabriel.Pz4h
    @JoaoGabriel.Pz4h Před 4 lety +2279

    *"D I A B O L O"*

  • @hzlink
    @hzlink Před 5 lety +1741

    Oh well, I was going to pay off my student loans. But I guess Passione is in trouble

    • @vepyon
      @vepyon Před 5 lety +114

      Mista spent all their savings on gold bullets

    • @aaronr.265
      @aaronr.265 Před 5 lety +19

      Diavolo is the leader of Passione why would you betray GioGio like this?

    • @adamszautner3698
      @adamszautner3698 Před 5 lety +5

      @@aaronr.265 read til the end

    • @infernalbaka557
      @infernalbaka557 Před 5 lety

      @@aaronr.265 Get to the ending

    • @aaronr.265
      @aaronr.265 Před 5 lety

      Infernal Baka I already have, technically my statement is correct until the end of the Silver Chariot arc

  • @diobrando6348
    @diobrando6348 Před 4 lety +34578

    My son, Giorno Giovanna, scammed some weebs

  • @Blueflames-ce4vi
    @Blueflames-ce4vi Před 3 lety +41

    You can only get a stand with courage and bravery. With courage and bravery you will give giorno your credit card information, so if you do you will get a stand. Please don’t make me repeat myself, it’s muda.

    • @thestoopidiot870
      @thestoopidiot870 Před 3 lety

      Aight.
      My card number is 696969696969
      The 3 numbers on the back are 420
      The card expires on 6/9/2069

  • @BadPredictions
    @BadPredictions Před 3 lety +2189

    i have a stand!
    “what did it cost”
    My entire House.

  • @diobrando1757
    @diobrando1757 Před 4 lety +4129

    Yes Pete, help my son become a gangstar.

    • @madeinheaven9340
      @madeinheaven9340 Před 4 lety +54

      You are dead dio , wtf

    • @OptiganI
      @OptiganI Před 4 lety +17

      @@madeinheaven9340 he stole some kids phone So that's how :]

    • @diobrando708
      @diobrando708 Před 4 lety +18

      @@igotmyaccountbackbozos593 u thought it was ur dad but
      *KONO DIO DA*

    • @Jay-eg4ii
      @Jay-eg4ii Před 4 lety +2

      What is this...

    • @d4rk654
      @d4rk654 Před 4 lety +3

      Impossible! Dio was killed....how is he still alive??!?

  • @doom7850
    @doom7850 Před 4 lety +2300

    There’s 3 digits on the back cause 4 would be bad luck.

  • @SavageOra
    @SavageOra Před 3 lety +9

    0:32 the most "I don't know what this means, but there you go" pose I've ever seen.

  • @davidgonzalez7741
    @davidgonzalez7741 Před 4 lety +1565

    "I, Giorno Giovanna, don't have money"

    • @rivera6936
      @rivera6936 Před 4 lety +31

      Thought u was dio not giorno

    • @davidgonzalez7741
      @davidgonzalez7741 Před 4 lety +59

      My son get my mobile phone qnd putted this comment. Sorry

    • @rivera6936
      @rivera6936 Před 4 lety +17

      @@davidgonzalez7741 damn Giorno

    • @meguru012
      @meguru012 Před 4 lety +7

      @@davidgonzalez7741 where is Jotaro he is OK?

    • @davidgonzalez7741
      @davidgonzalez7741 Před 4 lety +10

      @@meguru012 i don't know

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 Před 4 lety +683

    Doppio: *gives Giorno his credit card information*
    Diavolo: Bro wtf

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC Před 5 lety +1558

    VoiceOverPete is the real Original Gangstar

    • @leokm9586
      @leokm9586 Před 5 lety +48

      He plays Diavolo in the Golden Wind live action movie

    • @captainmalice
      @captainmalice Před 5 lety +3

      Really?!

    • @Cyan_yc
      @Cyan_yc Před 5 lety +7

      I hate kids with anime profile pics N O N O N O N O !

    • @puturere
      @puturere Před 5 lety +2

      He’s godfather

  • @WDFrosty
    @WDFrosty Před 3 lety +52

    my mum is asking why she lost all of her money
    Who would of thought Giorno was like Dio

  • @gillesalainkoffi8155
    @gillesalainkoffi8155 Před 4 lety +3113

    Dad : Son ! What are you doing with my credit card !
    Me : Sorry dad, but Giorno Giovanna has a dream
    Dad : *"Pulls out his Stand, Za Belto"*
    Me : Wait wha...

  • @meowtarokujo1633
    @meowtarokujo1633 Před 4 lety +2084

    "Giorno Giovanni"
    "Dia BO lo"

    • @Suteri3400
      @Suteri3400 Před 4 lety +4

      :0

    • @meowtarokujo1633
      @meowtarokujo1633 Před 4 lety +21

      @@Suteri3400 Shit. our profile pic. Yarr yarr days

    • @2huPure
      @2huPure Před 4 lety +5

      Diavólo

    • @blyzer7373
      @blyzer7373 Před 4 lety +13

      That's how you pronounce Diavolo's name

    • @reptilian9201
      @reptilian9201 Před 4 lety +16

      @@blyzer7373 In Italian the accent in Diavolo is on the first syllable.

  • @allegedcombustion9014
    @allegedcombustion9014 Před 5 lety +2225

    Is this how modern politics work?

  • @diobrando4683
    @diobrando4683 Před 3 lety +56

    DONT WORRY SON I WILL HELP U
    “JONATHAAAAAAAAN YOUR CREDIT CARD PLS WE NEED TO HELP OUR SON TO BECOME A MAFIAAAAAA”

  • @BeanieGoth
    @BeanieGoth Před 5 lety +4923

    yo i did this and got the best stand of all
    *_crippling debt_*

    • @SneedBass
      @SneedBass Před 5 lety +36

      This deserves more likes.

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 Před 5 lety +115

      Stand name: [S A I N T P A B L O] (localized as [C R I P P L I N G D E B T])
      Stand User: Leone Abbachio (hey wait a min-)
      Destructive Power: C
      Speed: A
      Range: Not applicable
      Persistence: B
      Precision: A
      Development Potential: E
      Stand Ability: Imitates familiar voices and faces, such as those of close friends and creditors, demanding money to its victim, typically the user, which they cannot currently pay. This typically results in high stress and other psychological consequences.

    • @megapulsar9244
      @megapulsar9244 Před 5 lety +4

      Leone Abbacchio What do you even care? X)

    • @BeanieGoth
      @BeanieGoth Před 5 lety +12

      Dinoman972 oh my god this is perfect-

    • @tracksidefilms5416
      @tracksidefilms5416 Před 5 lety +2

      Is this a Whitesnake disk?

  • @antares426
    @antares426 Před 5 lety +18819

    Me: *Grabs dad's credit card*
    Dad: Son, wtf?
    Me: sorry dad, but Giorno Giovanna has a dream.

  • @ped3752
    @ped3752 Před 5 lety +1944

    I love the way he say Diavolo

    • @anshar8113
      @anshar8113 Před 5 lety +191

      diaBolo

    • @leokm9586
      @leokm9586 Před 5 lety +301

      It sounds 100% italian

    • @Roboardo
      @Roboardo Před 5 lety +56

      Panna Cotta it's diàvolo in italian

    • @leokm9586
      @leokm9586 Před 5 lety +38

      @@Roboardo Lmao I was joking. I'm italian so I know how it's pronounced

    • @Roboardo
      @Roboardo Před 5 lety +13

      Non avrei mai detto che Panna Cotta sarebbe stato italiano...

  • @jotaro7918
    @jotaro7918 Před 3 lety +26

    mom: whatd you do today
    me: I helo giorno for the low price of everything we own and now i have a stand

    • @diavolo433
      @diavolo433 Před 3 lety +4

      You are a true monster.

    • @jotaro7918
      @jotaro7918 Před 3 lety +2

      @@diavolo433 i am a true hero

    • @user-zs8ux2cq8c
      @user-zs8ux2cq8c Před 3 lety

      @@jotaro7918 yes, Jotaro, you are

    • @dioeatingaburger816
      @dioeatingaburger816 Před 3 lety

      Oh so that’s how u got star platinum, the same type of stand as [Za Warudo]

    • @jotaro7918
      @jotaro7918 Před 3 lety +2

      @@dioeatingaburger816 yes it was how i obtained my stand

  • @eclixpses3495
    @eclixpses3495 Před 4 lety +4812

    me: I CANT FIND YOUR CREDIT CARD MOM!!!!
    Mom: Why do you need it?
    Me: Giorno has a dream mom.
    Mom: it's in the car. Dia🅱️olo

  • @ocalino
    @ocalino Před 5 lety +351

    I love the way David Production is adding those little bonus scenes in the anime.

  • @MadeByZero
    @MadeByZero Před 4 lety +2528

    Sell drugs at Kids
    Giorno: no no no
    Scam Kids
    Giorno: yes yes yes

  • @Gravity_studioss
    @Gravity_studioss Před 3 lety +3

    "OJ, JOSUKE! There was that man that told me that hell give me a new stand if I give him the numbers on my credit card, but I dont have one, so I borrowed yours, and now it says that there is no money on it. And strangely, I still havent gotten my new stand...Josuke?"

  • @chipp8696
    @chipp8696 Před 4 lety +1154

    " MOM GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD, I WANT A STAAND"

    • @sweatyslapfight7900
      @sweatyslapfight7900 Před 4 lety +8

      Where is your pic from?

    • @chipp8696
      @chipp8696 Před 4 lety +5

      @@sweatyslapfight7900 it's abacchio face + atsushi from bungou stray dogs

    • @abottleofemotions
      @abottleofemotions Před 4 lety +14

      "IF YOU WANNA STAND THEN GET OFF YOUR ASS FIRST" ~my mom after i said i want a stand

    • @chipp8696
      @chipp8696 Před 4 lety

      @@abottleofemotions bruh

    • @Jwlian22
      @Jwlian22 Před 4 lety +1

      @@chipp8696 can you send a link from ur avatar?

  • @itsnuts.9248
    @itsnuts.9248 Před 3 lety +821

    0% nudity
    0% violence
    0% swear words
    $100%

  • @Thepressnow
    @Thepressnow Před 4 lety +3024

    I love how he said Giorno giovanna in a italian accent.

    • @JupiterJazzz
      @JupiterJazzz Před 4 lety +80

      No, that wasn't an italian accenti. The pronunce was completely wrong

    • @bigbang4848
      @bigbang4848 Před 4 lety +36

      @@JupiterJazzz yes i agree. Eccheccazz

    • @fiamma_2625
      @fiamma_2625 Před 4 lety +29

      @@bigbang4848 ahahah the correct PRONUNCIA is "giórno giovànna"

    • @bigbang4848
      @bigbang4848 Před 4 lety

      @@fiamma_2625 yes i lo so

    • @realduckson
      @realduckson Před 4 lety +24

      Ha praticamente detto gi orno gi ovana.

  • @PewPew_McPewster
    @PewPew_McPewster Před 3 lety +4

    This is one of his best, ngl, the Italian names and how he says "Gang Star" is amazing

  • @niko7877
    @niko7877 Před 5 lety +29930

    DI🆎🅾️L🅾️

    • @alezedio
      @alezedio Před 5 lety +1280

      D🅾PPℹ🅾

    • @krizalid2000
      @krizalid2000 Před 5 lety +1115

      ®️ℹ️S⭕TT🅾️

    • @Tonkyatsu
      @Tonkyatsu Před 5 lety +478

      Di ebola?

    • @yobitchcantfindme5288
      @yobitchcantfindme5288 Před 5 lety +221

      Wow yeah you just predicts the future Polnareff did really say Diavolo name sound like Di🆎🅾️l🅾️ this must be the work of Epitaph requiem acts 4 love train over heaven.

    • @lam3493
      @lam3493 Před 5 lety +239

      D🅾️🅱️🅱️I🅾️

  • @vortigergaming7541
    @vortigergaming7541 Před 5 lety +1078

    The gangster that Giorno saved.

  • @vidcz
    @vidcz Před 4 lety +908

    Stand User: Voice Over Pete
    Stand Name: Johnny Cash (Localized name: Johnathan Financial asset)
    Ability: Tricks people into giving him their credit card info.

  • @darkfinst889
    @darkfinst889 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Dont listen to him guys!!!! This is an enemy stand attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @azarot21
    @azarot21 Před 5 lety +1116

    "Gee-orno Gee-o-va-na"
    "Diavoolo"

  • @someoneidk5673
    @someoneidk5673 Před 4 lety +1647

    I, Jotaro Kujo, am disappointed in you, Giorno.

  • @necronomics1804
    @necronomics1804 Před 5 lety +1429

    In my alternate universe diavolo is forced to watch JoJo memes for an eternity

  • @thedeadkid5515
    @thedeadkid5515 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Thanks, now I've entered my first enemy stand battle against *Marilyn Manson: The Debt Collector*

  • @XDwfoxface
    @XDwfoxface Před 5 lety +1125

    "getting a stand these days... Is not hard" everything part 4 and beyond in a nutshell

    • @XDwfoxface
      @XDwfoxface Před 5 lety +150

      @@davidmaldonado5488 I was hard during part 7

    • @Metal-ge5hr
      @Metal-ge5hr Před 5 lety +65

      @@XDwfoxface When you were hard, did you also have steel balls?

    • @cthulublade5223
      @cthulublade5223 Před 5 lety +20

      What is this, some sort of Stand user bargain sale?

    • @holdentudiks7123
      @holdentudiks7123 Před 5 lety +8

      Well well well looks like this a mirror match of chads

    • @tokyoquad3055
      @tokyoquad3055 Před 5 lety

      It's weird they did just start handing out standos around part 5. We kinda got a hint of this "wave" of stand users in part 4 tho

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +2137

    Everybody Gangstar until Giorno catches you simping in Trish’s OnlyFans.

    • @tiramitsuko
      @tiramitsuko Před 4 lety +73

      first time I've seen you not being a top comment
      *it's only a matter of time*

    • @Z.Toast1
      @Z.Toast1 Před 4 lety +33

      Tsukichii dude screenshot this it’s a historic moment. No moustache man is not top comment

    • @tiramitsuko
      @tiramitsuko Před 4 lety +8

      @@Z.Toast1 lol

    • @noxturne16
      @noxturne16 Před 4 lety +18

      I am his 8th like... what is this power I feel

    • @funkykongreal
      @funkykongreal Před 4 lety +17

      Everywhere I go I see his face

  • @OWLIin69
    @OWLIin69 Před 5 lety +2332

    Di🆎ollo

    • @ruphite9521
      @ruphite9521 Před 5 lety +156

      🅱i🅰️🅱o🅱🅱o

    • @BlackSalamander439
      @BlackSalamander439 Před 5 lety +160

      🅱️ℹ️🆎🅾️🅱️🅱️🅾️

    • @r.j.j.o
      @r.j.j.o Před 5 lety +27

      Dia Pollo?!

    • @supahx1421
      @supahx1421 Před 5 lety +22

      R.J.J. O day chicken. Now I know what all these years of Spanish class have been fated to be used for.

    • @r.j.j.o
      @r.j.j.o Před 5 lety +9

      @@supahx1421 Congratulations on reaching the meaning of life.

  • @KM-hv1jg
    @KM-hv1jg Před rokem +1

    Anything for you, guy who looks and sounds like every trustworthy local broadcaster ever!

  • @fishnet5729
    @fishnet5729 Před 5 lety +1216

    The third D'Arby brother wants to help Giorno

  • @FloorIceCreamGuy
    @FloorIceCreamGuy Před 5 lety +1597

    How do we know that this guy is the real boss of Passione?

    • @Anno_AD
      @Anno_AD Před 5 lety +284

      Diavolo's third personality

    • @ninguem3910
      @ninguem3910 Před 5 lety +66

      Floor Ice Cream To take other’s credit card info...THIS IS THE POWER OF KING CRIMSON:TALK TO THE WIND!

    • @haze2050
      @haze2050 Před 5 lety

      :/

    • @kitno6415
      @kitno6415 Před 5 lety +4

      This is diavolo after getting killed for 19293838289393939393th time

  • @moistbeansriver
    @moistbeansriver Před 4 lety +3154

    Hi yes I’m “Dia-Volo”I’m dead and I left my credit card with trish

    • @kipu9294
      @kipu9294 Před 4 lety +51

      Your last name is literally vinegar

    • @Slime_Timbs
      @Slime_Timbs Před 4 lety +32

      Serves you right bastardo, you killed far more than enough of the Passione, now go back to rotting in that purgatory of yours!

    • @dillankempter5780
      @dillankempter5780 Před 4 lety +21

      “Dead”? Sorry, but you’ll never reach that truth, buddy.

    • @elgatoultracosmicou4147
      @elgatoultracosmicou4147 Před 4 lety +5

      Don weon le dicen

    • @YoooooQuésera
      @YoooooQuésera Před 4 lety +9

      You mean
      *"Diabolo"*

  • @diobrando3929
    @diobrando3929 Před 3 lety +3

    No I want my son in school I will pay 1 million dollars for his study I dont want him to suffer same fate i did

  • @ezralegum6236
    @ezralegum6236 Před 5 lety +696

    This is the dude that sold enyaba the stand arrow

  • @niccolo2641
    @niccolo2641 Před 5 lety +2309

    Friend:I bought a ps4 with gta5!
    Me:I got a stand
    Friend:What is a sta..
    Me: *P O S I N G*

    • @tango2445
      @tango2445 Před 5 lety +127

      Niccolò What are you doi- *E V E N M O R E POSING*

    • @unanonyme1708
      @unanonyme1708 Před 5 lety +125

      Wtf is wrong wi-
      *AYAYAYA PLAYS WITH EVEN MORE P O S I N G !*

    • @jaeger2780
      @jaeger2780 Před 5 lety +77

      MENACING

    • @disarmoredmoon
      @disarmoredmoon Před 5 lety +34

      To be continued...

    • @frickroll
      @frickroll Před 5 lety +31

      *A Y A Y A Y A*

  • @niko7877
    @niko7877 Před 5 lety +4829

    If you spoil the villain when the anime has only started then you know Giorno is in danger

    • @nikhil96_
      @nikhil96_ Před 5 lety +303

      Papa Nick read the manga reee

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday Před 5 lety +64

      First John Wick, then Master Chief and now Giorno too!!

    • @dorf7219
      @dorf7219 Před 5 lety +80

      Hilkin 724 Ahem *wryyy

    • @OversizedSquid
      @OversizedSquid Před 5 lety +380

      Wow the entire villain, his motives, and his abilities are all ruined for me now that i know his name is Diavolo.

    • @niko7877
      @niko7877 Před 5 lety +50

      @@OversizedSquid his stand can skip time and everything that happens while he uses the ability is erased

  • @captainobvious8802
    @captainobvious8802 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I, Giorno Giovanna, now have your bank account information

  • @bastiisalive
    @bastiisalive Před 5 lety +3617

    "yar yar daze"
    "Dye-Oh"
    "Jo-Tare-oh"
    but his pronunciations here are outstanding fe;lwahfukhfgragra

    • @FM-zh5hm
      @FM-zh5hm Před 5 lety +152

      Dia🅱️olo

    • @robertlupa8273
      @robertlupa8273 Před 5 lety +16

      @@FM-zh5hm Yeah, besides Diavolo it's pretty good.

    • @childish._____8841
      @childish._____8841 Před 5 lety +49

      out「S T A N D」ing

    • @willowbranch
      @willowbranch Před 5 lety

      what video are the first three from?

    • @KoteDarasuum
      @KoteDarasuum Před 5 lety +6

      @@willowbranch czcams.com/video/q_OhgBAqR6s/video.html its from this video "Attention all stardust crusaders"

  • @tubextubotubito6816
    @tubextubotubito6816 Před 4 lety +952

    giorno: *gets a million of cards numbers*
    the gang:our cards numbers

  • @dylanorr2127
    @dylanorr2127 Před 5 lety +2266

    First it was getting John Wick to win fortnite now this, who tf is this guy

  • @thefraxxo
    @thefraxxo Před rokem +2

    Bro is a real life Saul Goodman

  • @animeboy1962
    @animeboy1962 Před 4 lety +635

    This man doesn't know who is the real boss here

    • @spider-nyan3399
      @spider-nyan3399 Před 3 lety +44

      Well you apparently hired him soooooooooo.....
      YOU FELL FOR IT YOU FOOL THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!!!!!

    • @bad6184
      @bad6184 Před 3 lety +4

      @@spider-nyan3399 nani

    • @spider-nyan3399
      @spider-nyan3399 Před 3 lety +2

      @@bad6184 haha poor

    • @Yūgen2908
      @Yūgen2908 Před 3 lety +1

      Hello, my son!

    • @thetoasted5494
      @thetoasted5494 Před 3 lety +2

      I’ve seen girno commenting like 6 times on different videos

  • @JustBaileyMay
    @JustBaileyMay Před 5 lety +455

    Stand user: [ Voice Over Pete]
    Stand Name: [ Take The Money And Run]

  • @mondothegrunt7649
    @mondothegrunt7649 Před 5 lety +1707

    Now this is the gang-star way

  • @zackcarter1208
    @zackcarter1208 Před 3 lety +3

    I swear you can see the tears of laughter on his face.

  • @Foxy06_
    @Foxy06_ Před 5 lety +3658

    I’m italian and the way he pronounced “Giorno Giovanna” made me shot my leg