Rise and Fall of SMPEarth - A Documentary about the SMPLive Successor

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  • čas přidán 30. 06. 2024
  • SMPEarth, once known as the youngest geopolitical server in Minecraft, was a virtual recreation of the planet Earth. It had a map with all 7 continents recreated on a 1:3000 scale. This server included a wide variety of streamers such as AntVenom, Tobuscus, and RTGame. That doesn’t even scratch the surface of the full roster. In total, the server lasted for 142 days.
    For months, SMPEarth was one of the biggest ongoings of the Minecraft community. A bunch of big CZcamsrs were constantly playing on the server, doing a bunch of crazy things. Wars were fought. Alliances were formed. Not to mention, there were a bunch of insane moments.
    In more recent times, however, SMPEarth saw a decline in popularity. As each day passed by, more creators were getting tired with the server. In an effort to conclude the server on a high note, there was one last big Hunger Games event.
    On the internet, nothing can last forever, and it was only a matter of time before we’d see the end. It’s up to us to keep the memories alive.
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is the complete story of the one and only, SMPEarth.
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  • @RustyToastEatsDirt
    @RustyToastEatsDirt Před 4 lety +5367

    I love how most conflicts on SMP earth start with "They attacked Antarctic" and end with "And they failed."

  • @g-flash1236
    @g-flash1236 Před 3 lety +9129

    “In a very German move, slimecicle accidentally invaded France through Belgium” he knew what he was doing, there were no accidents

  • @natiyeahh2938
    @natiyeahh2938 Před 3 lety +8055

    “It all began when TommyInnit-“
    Yeah sounds about right

    • @thuliumberiliumcalcium1238
      @thuliumberiliumcalcium1238 Před 3 lety +193

      No idea why but i laughed wayy more than i am supposed to for this XDD

    • @frankie7792
      @frankie7792 Před 3 lety +46

      Bruh tommy is so annoying

    • @thuliumberiliumcalcium1238
      @thuliumberiliumcalcium1238 Před 3 lety +449

      @@frankie7792 Yea, to some people, he just sounds like a loud obnoxious teenager trying to fit into the big guys. But that is what makes him stand out to the rest of the youtubers of his same age. It's mostly just acting. We can see in his vlogs that he is actually pretty cool and chill. Its all for the views dude

    • @natiyeahh2938
      @natiyeahh2938 Před 3 lety +295

      Francisco tommy isn’t annoying. He brought so much to smp earth and currently dream smp would be boring as shit without him. Like him or not, he does bring a lot to mcyt and that’s undeniable. I will not stand for tommy slander

    • @thuliumberiliumcalcium1238
      @thuliumberiliumcalcium1238 Před 3 lety +136

      @@natiyeahh2938 The term 'boring' is subjective. like, yea he did made SMP earth famous along with techno, yea he did make Dream SMP famous af, but to some people, he is like a annoying loud child xD, which is what he aims to do. at the end of the day, he is our POGBOI, and no one can say against it xD

  • @ehyu9168
    @ehyu9168 Před 3 lety +4282

    The best part about this is that the most powerful faction the artic empire was only created as a distraction so squid kid didn’t know what techno was up to

    • @camix3229
      @camix3229 Před 3 lety +30

      Lol

    • @_username
      @_username Před 3 lety +469

      "If you wanna farm potatoes, first rule over the world"
      - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

    • @meganodonnell9145
      @meganodonnell9145 Před 3 lety +90

      I don't think he actually joined as a distraction, I think it was just a joke

    • @TR1CK
      @TR1CK Před 3 lety +41

      Techno laden never jokes

    • @probablyants
      @probablyants Před 3 lety +36

      @@_username Before you cultivate your wants, you must cultivate your needs
      FTFY

  • @allegingpine5268
    @allegingpine5268 Před 4 lety +4549

    I like how being allied with technoblade is used as a weapon

    • @furinick
      @furinick Před 4 lety +372

      techno is just the minecraft america

    • @Clan_AlbertheGrey
      @Clan_AlbertheGrey Před 4 lety +286

      Yep Techno would be that dude that would "accidentally" to discover nukes or alien tech first and destroy 95% of life on Earth.

    • @icrawlforonlychrollo8638
      @icrawlforonlychrollo8638 Před 4 lety +10

      Lmao yes

    • @nicsmi6228
      @nicsmi6228 Před 4 lety +24

      D r e a m h a s e n t i r e d t h e c h a t

    • @toxayt3013
      @toxayt3013 Před 4 lety +64

      @@Clan_AlbertheGrey I think FitMC would be a fearsome oponnent if he actually wasnt late to fights :D

  • @challenger3
    @challenger3 Před 4 lety +3540

    "Accidentally invaded France by going through Belgium"
    Hmm yes, _"Accidentally"_

  • @henryhooper8310
    @henryhooper8310 Před 3 lety +2984

    Techno: Kills Tommy
    Techno: AW WE JUST KILLED SOME HOMELESS GUY!

  • @charliescheirmann2926
    @charliescheirmann2926 Před 3 lety +2381

    "Techno owned all of the server map and was deemed a war criminal. Anyways on to DAY 9!"

    • @jaderush4141
      @jaderush4141 Před 3 lety +99

      At this point, it's more of an event if Techno for some reason isn't deemed a war criminal, honestly. You just instantly know that something isn't right.

    • @edchinyosh925
      @edchinyosh925 Před 3 lety +15

      Welp when you know that he did this to win the potato war

    • @cristianrocketship981
      @cristianrocketship981 Před 3 lety +5

      DAY 9 I can't believe they went through like 3 wars and then decided to conquer the world.

  • @fishbowlliz
    @fishbowlliz Před 4 lety +6014

    Friendly Reminder: Technoblade, Wilbur, Tommy, and Philza probably wouldn't have become such good friends if SMP Earth never happened.

    • @TaIathar
      @TaIathar Před 4 lety +437

      Pretty sure Techno, Wilbur, and Philza knew each other before this started

    • @I_AM_HYDRAA
      @I_AM_HYDRAA Před 4 lety +393

      @@TaIathar but i think he is saying that they became closer

    • @RodrigoLRDR
      @RodrigoLRDR Před 3 lety +40

      @@I_AM_HYDRAA but whata about tommy?

    • @derrindouglas1936
      @derrindouglas1936 Před 3 lety +136

      Rodrigo L they are all young men tommy is a little boy lmao

    • @denisgonzalez7630
      @denisgonzalez7630 Před 3 lety +130

      Tommy and techno well already close cause of hypixel skyblock which is how tommy even got on smp live given he isn’t all that big

  • @finalshade8592
    @finalshade8592 Před 4 lety +7186

    "FitMC founded the Kingdom of Florida"
    Ah yes, Florida, the oldest anarchy state in America.

    • @asu_meii
      @asu_meii Před 4 lety +247

      Final Shade that....sounds about right

    • @kitkirp
      @kitkirp Před 4 lety +14

      scbgnfannygsgfw

    • @iSyriux
      @iSyriux Před 4 lety +78

      Florida man..?

    • @Myne1001
      @Myne1001 Před 4 lety +48

      I wonder if he's a school teacher there like he is IRL

    • @mysteryman2866
      @mysteryman2866 Před 4 lety +26

      @@Myne1001 He's a school teacher?

  • @imlivinginyourceiling
    @imlivinginyourceiling Před 3 lety +901

    "Pete, by accident, took over almost all of Australia"
    Why does that sound like the beginning of a Math question?

    • @huggablebears
      @huggablebears Před 3 lety +58

      There is only an estimated 5,000 square miles of original land remaining, how will you refine this estimation?

    • @frothguy
      @frothguy Před 3 lety +35

      Let’s say you own the entire continent of Australia, and Pete, by accident, took over almost all of Austraila. How much land, in kilometers, do you have left?

    • @saitamasensei8425
      @saitamasensei8425 Před 3 lety +6

      Let's say Pete took over almost all of Australia, then how big is the Galaxy?

    • @shikhar3281
      @shikhar3281 Před 2 lety +1

      @@saitamasensei8425 give your answer in inches^3

    • @silver_slime
      @silver_slime Před 2 lety

      @@shikhar3281 nanometers* ;) (just a joke btw)

  • @triplestripe7071
    @triplestripe7071 Před 3 lety +417

    Techno called dibs on the world when the discord started. So are we just supposed to pretend that this whole thing wasn’t people trespassing on technoblade’s land.

  • @extro523
    @extro523 Před 4 lety +3168

    Business Bay being the antagonists was actually keeping the server alive and Technoblade even called Tommy a hero for doing it.

    • @angelawang7126
      @angelawang7126 Před 4 lety +92

      Extro when did he call him a hero I wanna see some more Tommy techno brotherhood

    • @mewingmanda
      @mewingmanda Před 4 lety +321

      yeah, everyone said techno was the “main character” but i think tommy was, even if business bay were the antagonists. think about it, no main character is the most powerful and always gets everything their way. tommy constantly got defeated and betrayed by everyone. he and business bay had to work a lot to get somewhat strong. the antarctic empire basically had it good for the entirety of the server, never really going through much character growth or decline. also, when the whole server fought against big bertha, deo got the final hit and killed the dragon. deo was also a member of business bay. coincidence? not a chance! and to add to that, on the final day of smpearth, business bay pretty much came on top and tommy accomplished a lot of his goals. tommy made up with wisp, got a dragon egg, destroyed the treaty of the pit, and got someone in his sand trap. business bay even blew up all of the factions that were more powerful than them, leaving them as the most powerful faction on smpearth in the end. that sounds like a pretty “main character” arc to me.
      (sorry for making this so long. i’ve been really bored in quarantine so i’ve been rewatching a bunch of smpearth videos lol)

    • @edadankmemes
      @edadankmemes Před 4 lety +94

      they were the Team Rocket of SMPEarth

    • @luckymango1963
      @luckymango1963 Před 4 lety +3

      @@edadankmemes Talkin Trouble Walkin Trouble BIIIIG trouble's gonna fiiiind you (there's my childhood)

    • @boubusboy5039
      @boubusboy5039 Před 4 lety +34

      Business bay was the most interesting of all of the claimed areas

  • @Fahrenheit-kv5pj
    @Fahrenheit-kv5pj Před 4 lety +2627

    All of technoblade's "wars" were just "drop kicking a small child", his words, not mine

    • @sgtmajorkiwi
      @sgtmajorkiwi Před 4 lety +57

      you can't beat techno in pvp, he's a mc VET

    • @inot8652
      @inot8652 Před 4 lety +6

      @@sgtmajorkiwi Or get drop kicked

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 Před 4 lety +32

      Techno drop kicking Tommy lmao

    • @jasonbraun1469
      @jasonbraun1469 Před 3 lety +2

      Fahrenheit 1776 it’s actually drop kicking toddlers.

    • @Shadow-mg5pr
      @Shadow-mg5pr Před 3 lety +1

      @@sgtmajorkiwi dream: id like to know your adress

  • @shame2189
    @shame2189 Před 4 lety +1653

    "You stole 30 diamonds from me."
    "No they were mine."
    "Well i want 12."
    Thaaaaat's politics!

    • @mizerixe
      @mizerixe Před 3 lety +17

      Stonks

    • @caseyneil6470
      @caseyneil6470 Před 3 lety +8

      Specifically socialism.

    • @ariaperimeter
      @ariaperimeter Před 3 lety +17

      @@caseyneil6470 its really not but ok

    • @caseyneil6470
      @caseyneil6470 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ariaperimeter you're right, he only asked for 12.

    • @ariaperimeter
      @ariaperimeter Před 3 lety +16

      @@caseyneil6470 bro you literally just called capitalism socialism

  • @zerogoodcontent7293
    @zerogoodcontent7293 Před 3 lety +483

    I mean of course Jschlatt wasn’t there, the mods didn’t except the idea of the world using schlatt coin as the Earth’s official form of currency

  • @immasnarl292
    @immasnarl292 Před 4 lety +9993

    Rise: Technoblade has joined the game
    Fall: Technoblade has left the game

    • @mulubulu3000
      @mulubulu3000 Před 4 lety +470

      ImmaSnarl he literally gives life to servers

    • @Ja-jq7pc
      @Ja-jq7pc Před 4 lety +670

      *ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ ғ ᴏ ʀ ᴛ ʜ ᴇ ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ ɢ ᴏ ᴅ*

    • @Blubberings
      @Blubberings Před 4 lety +18

      what

    • @Silver-hz2nc
      @Silver-hz2nc Před 4 lety +494

      fall: technoblade decided that he needed to farm more potato’s

    • @wolfiegames1572
      @wolfiegames1572 Před 4 lety +159

      Silver actually he played on SMPEarth and conquered the world just as a distraction because he is just a legend.

  • @celticraider5482
    @celticraider5482 Před 4 lety +3629

    History of real earth: I sleep
    History of SMP Earth: Real s***?

  • @dylanbriody4803
    @dylanbriody4803 Před 3 lety +392

    Tommy innit just causally causing chaos everyday

    • @asonofliberty3662
      @asonofliberty3662 Před 3 lety +4

      Then playing the victim and combat logging and ending stream when he had to face the consequences of his actions.

    • @user-pi8pi3wj7h
      @user-pi8pi3wj7h Před 3 lety +15

      @@asonofliberty3662 sure pal

    • @braydenscott5672
      @braydenscott5672 Před 2 lety

      then gets destroyed by techno

  • @cheku3518
    @cheku3518 Před 4 lety +351

    "spifey had a plan to infiltrate the antarctic empire"
    Technoblade: Oh boy here I go killing again

  • @vexlarry1810
    @vexlarry1810 Před 4 lety +1203

    Techno: Claim 70%of the map
    British Empire: *Finally a worthy opponent*

    • @robertt1872
      @robertt1872 Před 3 lety +1

      Nahhhh theyre shite

    • @Yoogzx
      @Yoogzx Před 3 lety +25

      @@robertt1872 yet a the British once claimed almost the entire world

    • @sahave5042
      @sahave5042 Před 3 lety +9

      TheInfernoKing 123 more like the “old world”

    • @sugarieee
      @sugarieee Před 3 lety +8

      Their empire still owned quite a bit less than a century ago so-

    • @shlokrao6387
      @shlokrao6387 Před 3 lety

      or alliance

  • @notsokewlnowisit9905
    @notsokewlnowisit9905 Před 4 lety +1868

    Techno at start: I call dibs on the earth!
    Everyone: lol okay
    Techno: Actually does it
    Everyone:*shocked Pikachu face*

  • @shootymcshooter8756
    @shootymcshooter8756 Před 3 lety +106

    Everyone else: Declares war on each other for doing basically nothing
    Techno: Takes over the world
    Everyone: Let’s him off the hook because they are scared of him

  • @afterglow7984
    @afterglow7984 Před 3 lety +171

    techno when he takes over 70% of the map: hippity hoppity get off my property

  • @magicalotterlion
    @magicalotterlion Před 4 lety +1621

    I feel like the reason SMP Live ran so long compared to SMP Earth was bc it didn't take itself too seriously, it was self aware with the players. On the contrast, SMP Earth was heavily roleplayed and full of stan culture, not that SMP Live wasn't already, but it took itself a bit more seriously than SMP Live. Also technoblade was the backbone of the whole server

    • @beelainn
      @beelainn Před 3 lety +281

      I think dream smp is finally a bit of both, its roleplay yet they don't take things all seriously, the stans do honestly. Hopefully they last enough

    • @wiselychosenname2867
      @wiselychosenname2867 Před 3 lety +53

      Stans are stans nothing stops them

    • @ahana2912
      @ahana2912 Před 3 lety +14

      @@parad0x.76 nah..most of the stans on my twt tl get it

    • @laura-vq6zc
      @laura-vq6zc Před 3 lety +87

      only young children don't get that it's rp lmao, and they don't influence anything. y'all like to blame stans for stuff that aren't even real problems

    • @koroniriaryder4410
      @koroniriaryder4410 Před 3 lety +37

      Dude SMP Live was also crazy known for it's stan culture and constant canceling of content creators on the server. Wilbur himself has actually spoken a bit about it.

  • @kruby3408
    @kruby3408 Před 4 lety +2912

    Imagine if this was the only proof that humans existed

  • @lapizlapoppy
    @lapizlapoppy Před 4 lety +752

    The Saint-Malo Trials did not make sense like at all. I'm not into trials but even I could see how shit that was. Techno was saying very valid points but nobody listened. It would've made the roleplay much more entertaining

    • @mistermegalo
      @mistermegalo Před 4 lety +259

      yeah it made me mad too. a completely reversible, purely cosmetic prank yet they got the most serious punishment out of any. funny how they still remained the most powerful faction and were used as a threat by others

    • @avery1647
      @avery1647 Před 3 lety +61

      @Jordan Darius every game has wars even the most innocent like Minecraft and sometimes we need to take it seriously maybe most are just fun prank and others are completely serious

    • @draganvalerius5717
      @draganvalerius5717 Před 3 lety +185

      There was a trial in real life that was similar to the Saint-Malo Trials in how the defendant was making very valid points but nobody listened. It was the Trial of King Charles the 1st. Historiacivilis made a video about it. Literally every other faction on SMP Earth was against Techno, and Techno probably knew that if he kept up the claims, it would ruin the content for everyone. One thing you might notice about him if you watched his streams is he was very diplomatically skilled, choosing his allies wisely, turning away bad requests for allyships, seeking benefit and avoiding unnecessary conflict. He definitely read art of war.
      The truth of the matter about the punishment thing though, was that Techno *Allowed* them to punish him, he was probably satisfied with having technically ruled the world. He would have been able to threaten them more into allowing more expansion, because he had A.) Land claim of 70% of the Earth B.) Everyone in Saint-Malo trials was badly armed, with only Technos' team had weapons, Ph1lza even whispered to Techno about killing them all.
      In the end, it's not that Techno was being punished, it's that he decided to allow himself to be handicapped.
      And perhaps, the whole reason he accepted the punishment was a big brain move for him to have a good reason to spend less time on the server and focus his efforts on the Potato War, after all he apparently said that conquering the world in SMP Earth was a diversion to win the Potato War and distract Squidkid from his real plans. He won all along.

    • @draganvalerius5717
      @draganvalerius5717 Před 3 lety +78

      While they were playing it as minecraft, Techno was playing it as Civ.

    • @gracefulcubix4730
      @gracefulcubix4730 Před 3 lety +21

      @@draganvalerius5717 You forgot that the judge Wilbur declared war on Techno and stopped when Techno was ready to raid.

  • @fl1xy785
    @fl1xy785 Před 3 lety +197

    Love how Techno is just MC version of John Wick

  • @aebbeh
    @aebbeh Před 4 lety +2048

    Mmm this sounds like an alternate universe earth's history

    • @user-kx8pu6ys5i
      @user-kx8pu6ys5i Před 4 lety +42

      Technoblade claimed the entire planet?
      Ah yes

    • @user-kx8pu6ys5i
      @user-kx8pu6ys5i Před 4 lety +16

      THE CONQURER

    • @scootersports7042
      @scootersports7042 Před 4 lety +37

      Slimecicle of Germany invading France through Belgium must be the doorway between these two alternate dimensions

    • @disputedname
      @disputedname Před 4 lety +4

      Geographica.xyz

  • @SleepyPitou
    @SleepyPitou Před 4 lety +746

    "In a very German move, Slimecicle invaded France by going through Belgium"
    At least he didn't invade Poland right before that

  • @weflicious6093
    @weflicious6093 Před 3 lety +303

    *"I just claimed half the planet"*
    -VoiceOverPete, 2020

  • @theinternetpolice2078
    @theinternetpolice2078 Před 4 lety +246

    "Tobuscus"
    I haven't heard that name in years...

  • @Vailskibum
    @Vailskibum Před 4 lety +2877

    now THIS is the kind of history class I've always wanted, thanks Mr. Zyphon

    • @soda_can732
      @soda_can732 Před 4 lety +14

      Wtf are you doing here ur supposed to be watching spongebob or something... Jk I'm sorry

    • @killernyancat8193
      @killernyancat8193 Před 4 lety +3

      Wow. Didn't expect to see you here

    • @haydyn.
      @haydyn. Před 4 lety +5

      Wait a minute your mr tv show guy

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 Před 4 lety +5

      I only watched Wilbur for this, so it felt like this server died in 3, 20 minute episodes.

    • @Clover-lx8mh
      @Clover-lx8mh Před 3 lety

      :0

  • @keller3594
    @keller3594 Před 4 lety +962

    "and Slimecicle accidentally invaded France". Sounds like Charlie to me

    • @mistrex
      @mistrex Před 4 lety +73

      Dont you just hate it when you accidentally invade a country

    • @keller3594
      @keller3594 Před 4 lety +28

      @@mistrex yeah happens all the time

    • @ludibble10
      @ludibble10 Před 4 lety +16

      After it: "by invading belguim" man don't you just hate it when you cause ww1

    • @doublem1354
      @doublem1354 Před 4 lety +10

      @@ludibble10 didn't both wars go like that?

    • @occasionalfan-content4771
      @occasionalfan-content4771 Před 4 lety

      “WHO was worried about this Jawsh? WHO? The Axis Powers???”

  • @dreadspaghetti6073
    @dreadspaghetti6073 Před 4 lety +62

    Zyphon: "The whole world looked as though it belonged to Techno's faction."
    Tasmania & the top part of Greenland: literally just vibing

  • @exordial9266
    @exordial9266 Před 4 lety +195

    I love how tommyinnit made 90% of the conflict

    • @beywheelzhater8930
      @beywheelzhater8930 Před 3 lety +9

      The conflicts on the server were
      Tommy attacked someone and failed
      Someone attacked the Antarctic Empire and failed
      These categories aren't usually exclusive

  • @portergarza6946
    @portergarza6946 Před 4 lety +3452

    This man should be on history channel

  • @sheogamiwatashi6553
    @sheogamiwatashi6553 Před 4 lety +1270

    real life war: he shot him with a gun
    minecraft: He called upon the gods and summoned a thunder storm, he called upon an airstrike only to get killed by his own.

    • @patriciaanne0307
      @patriciaanne0307 Před 4 lety +66

      "Hello Techno? Yeah they're threatening us with war pls help us"

    • @sahave5042
      @sahave5042 Před 3 lety +16

      Sneeg go pew pew

  • @BillTheDisaster
    @BillTheDisaster Před 2 lety +42

    Antarctic Empire's frightful king never dies in our heart.
    RIP Technoblade.

  • @aleks4431
    @aleks4431 Před 3 lety +157

    "I THOUGHT YOU WERE STUDYING GEOGRAPHY"
    "GET OUT OF MY ROOM MOM, I'M DOING POLITICS"

    • @miraichan3284
      @miraichan3284 Před 3 lety +2

      That would actually be quite funny 😂

  • @norsefirefighter
    @norsefirefighter Před 4 lety +847

    Meanwhile Capitalsparkles was just building and having a good time.

  • @leanderdyjohnson
    @leanderdyjohnson Před 4 lety +794

    CZcamsrs: minding their business
    Technoblade: haha plane go brr brr

    • @cxtrusss
      @cxtrusss Před 4 lety +10

      Technoplannnnneeeeeee

  • @deihuey6959
    @deihuey6959 Před 3 lety +113

    My God, I can only wait for your documentary about DreamSMP.

    • @clutchkick10
      @clutchkick10 Před 3 lety +1

      Ooo now that you say same here

    • @shriihanmukherjee6502
      @shriihanmukherjee6502 Před 3 lety +17

      Kinda don't want that to happen anytime soon though, because that would need the server to die.

    • @thatrandomnononhypixel
      @thatrandomnononhypixel Před 3 lety +3

      @@shriihanmukherjee6502 maybe after the end of season 1???

    • @gingiebread1584
      @gingiebread1584 Před 3 lety +3

      Well, we’ve officially entered season three now haha

    • @miraichan3284
      @miraichan3284 Před 3 lety +2

      Well I hope that the dream smp don't end soon tough my favourite arc was the Wilbur arc 😀

  • @dummythickrodriguez
    @dummythickrodriguez Před 4 lety +133

    10:40
    Someone: "Oh why do you like SMP Earth?"
    Me: "Oh you know, the casual acts of terrorism against the Irish.|

    • @Aqua750
      @Aqua750 Před 3 lety +5

      *_Whyyy is it always us!_*_ All we wanted was our small country and potato's!_

  • @willburchett4667
    @willburchett4667 Před 4 lety +845

    Imagine thinking that admin powers could be more than a minor inconvenience for Technoblade.

    • @luckymango1963
      @luckymango1963 Před 4 lety +36

      Imagine thinking that Admin powers can overcome the Knights of the PotatoKing's Eternal Empire

    • @exticnt8623
      @exticnt8623 Před 4 lety +2

      LoL I wonder if dream could beat techno just wondering

    • @theunknowman12
      @theunknowman12 Před 4 lety +1

      @@exticnt8623 nice you just awoken an war

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 Před 4 lety

      Tommy declared war on Admins lmao

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 Před 4 lety

      @@theunknowman12 the war started a loooooooong time ago

  • @sencheesecake5366
    @sencheesecake5366 Před 4 lety +781

    "the great boomer misunderstanding"
    bruh imagine that being in IRL text books XD

  • @maruftim
    @maruftim Před 4 lety +439

    "How is it a war crime?"
    spoken like a true American

    • @kitsunetenma7951
      @kitsunetenma7951 Před 4 lety +50

      Except the express purpose of the faction and faction power system was to conquer the world, there was no rules against it, and everyone was just butthurt that Techno thought of it first...

    • @user-ee1rl3tg7w
      @user-ee1rl3tg7w Před 3 lety +38

      @@kitsunetenma7951 but in the end it was a ploy to throw off squid kid and focus on the _real_ war, the *potato war*

    • @shalinchada5940
      @shalinchada5940 Před 3 lety +3

      @@user-ee1rl3tg7w i think that was just a joke...l

    • @shalinchada5940
      @shalinchada5940 Před 3 lety +4

      @@user-ee1rl3tg7w oh right sorry

    • @caseyneil6470
      @caseyneil6470 Před 3 lety +7

      We gonna pretend Britain didn't try the exact same thing in real life? We are? Ok.

  • @dukemones5534
    @dukemones5534 Před 3 lety +59

    No One:
    Absolutely No One:
    Techno: Dibs on Earth
    Everyone: Welp GG

  • @denmieroldsco7070
    @denmieroldsco7070 Před 4 lety +548

    I like that in both SMPlive and SMPEarth Rtgame logged on once or twice then never came back

    • @potatonite2340
      @potatonite2340 Před 4 lety +12

      Minecraft is just not his main thing

    • @connorburbine9459
      @connorburbine9459 Před 4 lety +46

      @@potatonite2340 it is, he just probably doesn't like survival. He loves the creative builds he does on his server

    • @harrybate3620
      @harrybate3620 Před 3 lety

      Funny innit

    • @denmieroldsco7070
      @denmieroldsco7070 Před 3 lety +18

      @@connorburbine9459 He doesn't have a main thing he just plays what he wants

  • @irene-wv6uj
    @irene-wv6uj Před 4 lety +367

    Techno literally showed up after ages, mugged business bay then dipped

    • @technosword-hg4bm
      @technosword-hg4bm Před 4 lety +4

      Eyerene he showed up again a day before the server closed he left something behind.

    • @ngp_potato4115
      @ngp_potato4115 Před 4 lety

      Devatwitcher Of asia what was it

    • @ramonce_yt
      @ramonce_yt Před 4 lety

      @@ngp_potato4115 Everything in his inventory.

  • @christianlavaro37
    @christianlavaro37 Před 3 lety +91

    Smp earth exists
    Techno: hippity hoppity get of my property

  • @ceePx
    @ceePx Před 3 lety +266

    they had to nerf the antarctic empire,. technoblade always gets nerfed lmao.. rip him

  • @buckees4971
    @buckees4971 Před 4 lety +2123

    Let’s all be honest, technoblade dominated, he even dominated the orld

    • @gnochhuos645
      @gnochhuos645 Před 4 lety +270

      Let’s not forget that he conquered the earth just to distract his opponent in the potato war

    • @immasnarl292
      @immasnarl292 Před 4 lety +82

      Yes, he dominated the entire orld it was great the orld is a great place and it is a great word and technoblade dominated the orld

    • @SantiCheddar
      @SantiCheddar Před 4 lety +37

      *THE O R L D*

    • @weeziepanda7915
      @weeziepanda7915 Před 4 lety +20

      Man what a small orld. And a beautiful orld at that.

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken Před 4 lety +31

      To be fair, if you’ve seen his first episode then you’d know, he did call dibs

  • @johnnyspoop3582
    @johnnyspoop3582 Před 4 lety +525

    “Looked as if Technoblade owned the whole map”
    No no no, he DID own the whole map
    Don’t let anything that Wilbur tells you stray you from the truth

    • @yegorgribenuke6853
      @yegorgribenuke6853 Před 4 lety +3

      Stop spreading this Technoblade bullshittery, he lost when he met a real threat

    • @ugly-scp-tato4055
      @ugly-scp-tato4055 Před 4 lety +1

      @@yegorgribenuke6853 true

    • @thehermitspycrab3450
      @thehermitspycrab3450 Před 4 lety +7

      @@yegorgribenuke6853 Tecno crushed Dream when they met in a old PvP tournament (Minecraft Monday), which is what he's used to. In the recent MCC Techno kept barely losing to Dream because Tommy threw multiple games to sabotage Techno, but even then when the two teams had a direct 4v4 in PvP Techno's team won anyway. Dunno what you're on about.

    • @an-1073
      @an-1073 Před 4 lety +1

      @@yegorgribenuke6853 You definetly don't know this fanbase
      *because its an obvious joke*

    • @yegorgribenuke6853
      @yegorgribenuke6853 Před 4 lety

      @@thehermitspycrab3450 because Dream is used to 1.8 combat, yes. Imagine picking up a professional wrestler to a football tournament. He can use some of his skills, but ultimately he would lose.
      Also, Dream doesnt openly talk about his need for hype, and its not funny either.

  • @GraceLJW
    @GraceLJW Před 3 lety +26

    I'm glad Techno and Ph1lza are finally on a server where they aren't getting nerfed into the ground because everyone else is crying. They get to go live their best lives making withers and playing political games while mentoring Ranboo.

  • @spaceo5728
    @spaceo5728 Před 3 lety +52

    You have to be so strong
    That you have to be used as a weapon
    Sun , tzu - art of war

  • @kellerf485
    @kellerf485 Před 4 lety +474

    I love how this guy finds 70 different ways to roast Tommy ALMOST as much as Techno

  • @R6Seller
    @R6Seller Před 4 lety +1282

    The only reason technoblade recorderd this was to throw someone off his potato farming in skyblock

    • @XTYWIZZ
      @XTYWIZZ Před 4 lety +28

      Yeah

    • @teedeegremlin
      @teedeegremlin Před 4 lety +56

      This was all just a distraction for us and him

    • @muhammadzaid620
      @muhammadzaid620 Před 4 lety +39

      Techno is 100% no joke 200 IQ

    • @furinick
      @furinick Před 4 lety +26

      techno dropped out of uni because he was too smart

    • @Clan_AlbertheGrey
      @Clan_AlbertheGrey Před 4 lety

      @@muhammadzaid620 yet he lost to Dream in Minecraft Monday challenges.

  • @trysnath5019
    @trysnath5019 Před 4 lety +84

    Everyone : *Blows up their monuments and respond to questions*
    SalC1 : *Literally hacks on the server*

  • @shudaho
    @shudaho Před 3 lety +99

    this man sounds like he is doing a documentary about serious things like real world dominations and stuff but he just talkin bout a game

  • @Michael-fm8xx
    @Michael-fm8xx Před 4 lety +579

    Why is literally everything Tommy does followed by him having to sign a treaty lol

    • @TaIathar
      @TaIathar Před 4 lety +28

      I know this comment is a month old but I'm going to answer it because nobody else has. It's because he lacks intelligence to a point where if you don't make a treaty with him, he'll just become an annoying pest constantly bothering you and being annoying while also being so bad at pvp that fighting him is equivalent to chasing around a chicken while trying to kill it with your bare hands. Making a treaty with him saves you from having to be constantly annoyed by him, and the process of making the treaty saves more time than would have been lost by him being annoying.

    • @cryptid4131
      @cryptid4131 Před 4 lety +66

      @@TaIathar it... it was a rhetorical question but thank you for sharing with the class your unabated hatred of Tommy lol

    • @laurenlol562
      @laurenlol562 Před 4 lety +20

      SelectorOfSouls that was a bit much

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 Před 4 lety +12

      @@TaIathar all part of the content lmao

    • @kellenoconnor4396
      @kellenoconnor4396 Před 4 lety +10

      Tommy is a Businessman(not a scammer). If there's no treaties or contracts, there's no business.

  • @GiuseppeGamez
    @GiuseppeGamez Před 4 lety +528

    “Smp earth has guns and planes”
    “Jschlatts bow: Am I a joke to you?”

    • @XTYWIZZ
      @XTYWIZZ Před 4 lety +20

      The Jschlatts bow is stronger than The Gun

  • @vicinty7452
    @vicinty7452 Před 3 lety +95

    I feel like the only factions that mattered were BusinessBay and AntarcticEmpire

    • @Zckl.64
      @Zckl.64 Před 3 lety +4

      You forgot about new foundland 😒

    • @e.g.8018
      @e.g.8018 Před 3 lety +3

      And the German empire

    • @erwannthietart3602
      @erwannthietart3602 Před rokem

      Well the Antartic empire was basically a militaristic superpower
      German Empire a colonial defansive one
      Corvus Empire or i dont remember the name was the spread out one that annoyed people
      BuisnessBay was the terrorist state
      Newfoundland was the mild annoyance (in that most wars due to it were litteraly just trolls by Wilbur)
      Then theres Log lagoon

    • @vicinty7452
      @vicinty7452 Před rokem

      @@erwannthietart3602 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @erwannthietart3602
      @erwannthietart3602 Před rokem

      @@vicinty7452 **clap clap** truly the PEAK of intelligence over there, this is a video analysing the events of a minecraft server, only expects nerds to come

  • @lordfawful9469
    @lordfawful9469 Před 3 lety +14

    “FitMC wanted to blow up Sylvee with End Crystals”
    Why am I not surprised.

  • @spyhy4019
    @spyhy4019 Před 4 lety +554

    wow, tommy actually killed someone with his terrible trapping skills
    I almost shed a tear

  • @evanwydra1702
    @evanwydra1702 Před 4 lety +1623

    Tl;dr: the rise and fall of technoplane

    • @idoodooo3988
      @idoodooo3988 Před 4 lety +47

      Technoplaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane

    • @-JackFrost-
      @-JackFrost- Před 4 lety +48

      technoblade never dies

    • @rustyshade2971
      @rustyshade2971 Před 4 lety +15

      R.I.P. TechnoTemple

    • @Ja-jq7pc
      @Ja-jq7pc Před 4 lety +25

      ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ ғ ᴏ ʀ ᴛ ʜ ᴇ ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ ɢ ᴏ ᴅ

    • @deactivated.1254
      @deactivated.1254 Před 4 lety +2

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

  • @Anders-ps5wj
    @Anders-ps5wj Před 3 lety +35

    "Who are these people, I thought they went to a different server?" - CallMeCarson

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion Před 4 lety +29

    Basically: Someone messes with Voiceover Pete
    Anybody that wasn't told by Pete he doesn't wanna be friendly right now, and even some of his enemies: " That's not very cash money of you. " *DROPKICK!*

    • @Dissalution
      @Dissalution Před 3 lety +2

      I had a 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕜𝕖 reading that

    • @saacinecrozma8317
      @saacinecrozma8317 Před 3 lety +1

      You could've just said "The entire server"

  • @laura5458
    @laura5458 Před 4 lety +567

    The history is longer than I'd imagined

    • @scorchiie
      @scorchiie Před 4 lety +11

      And this wasn't even covering either of the active ARGs on the server, or a lot of the smaller wars that are talked about in a lot of detail on the wiki. That being said, the video was still a pretty good overview :p

  • @analogicaleuphimism2078
    @analogicaleuphimism2078 Před 4 lety +598

    17:53
    _"Fit arrived dissapointed that he wasn't able to blow up Sylvee with end crystals."_
    Me: *sounds about right*

  • @iGoNorthToo
    @iGoNorthToo Před 3 lety +52

    "You can kill the pee dog but you cant kill the dog pee"

  • @imadudeplayingadudedisguis5842

    "Accidentally invaded France by going through Belgium" lmao

  • @pixladoesthings4522
    @pixladoesthings4522 Před 4 lety +306

    “In a very German move, Slimecicle accidentally invaded France by going through Belgium”
    Lmaoooo

  • @Keaten88
    @Keaten88 Před 4 lety +305

    “Kingdom of Florida”
    Yeah, that’s Fit.

    • @whateverthisis389
      @whateverthisis389 Před 4 lety +5

      Fit MC and Sal C1,the 2b2t Pros and master of end crystals

    • @Clan_AlbertheGrey
      @Clan_AlbertheGrey Před 4 lety +1

      Fit should had made sn entire series on the history and lore behind SMP Earth. If it would be running to this day.

  • @mollystopera684
    @mollystopera684 Před 3 lety +64

    "SMP Day 8 was chaotic."
    *shows picture of techno*
    yep. seems about right.

  • @gamerslimitbreaker528
    @gamerslimitbreaker528 Před 3 lety +34

    When a minecraft smp history video is longer than the history of the entire world I guess..

  • @rickro2878
    @rickro2878 Před 4 lety +143

    17:54 "FitMC was dissapointed that he wasn't able to blow up Sylvee with End Crystals." Classic Fit.

  • @Thomas31392
    @Thomas31392 Před 4 lety +274

    “On the internet, nothing can last forever”
    Rick Astley:

  • @justnoah2073
    @justnoah2073 Před 3 lety +36

    This all seems to be a business bay and Antarctic empire deal.

  • @access954
    @access954 Před 4 lety +19

    1:14 "on the internet, nothing lasts forever"
    Unless your hermitcraft

  • @-zawolf-8325
    @-zawolf-8325 Před 4 lety +305

    *insert fallen kingdom joke here*
    Oh also
    Technoblade: “I used to rule the world”

  • @asiannoddles
    @asiannoddles Před 4 lety +667

    "accidentally invaded france"
    Help i accidentally invaded france

    • @captain_noo
      @captain_noo Před 4 lety +32

      tfw when you accidentally invade a nation

    • @lululegende1407
      @lululegende1407 Před 4 lety +18

      Pls let us alone, we're out of white flags!

    • @mysticallands5055
      @mysticallands5055 Před 4 lety +1

      *You are now on the FBI watchlist*

    • @jacobmartinez4031
      @jacobmartinez4031 Před 4 lety +2

      sounds like something that germany would say but ok

    • @kaimerry1587
      @kaimerry1587 Před 4 lety +10

      We've all had those nights where you party too hard and wake up the next morning in a panzer crashed halfway through the window of the louvre.

  • @mrebicproductions1955
    @mrebicproductions1955 Před 4 lety +25

    "Which let voice over Pete to call an airstrike"
    - Zyphon 2020

  • @11Survivor
    @11Survivor Před 3 lety +21

    Doesn't even mention that Tommy was tricked into signing Techno's treaty lmao

  • @ZNathanAnimations
    @ZNathanAnimations Před 4 lety +302

    This is better and understandable than my history class

    • @blobofink
      @blobofink Před 4 lety +3

      I agree wholeheartedly

    • @therealx1ras453
      @therealx1ras453 Před 4 lety +6

      I think it might possibly be because actual history is a little more... complicated than the history of a Minecraft server. Maybe just a little.

    • @savannahbrigden7491
      @savannahbrigden7491 Před 4 lety

      TheRealX1ras and way more boring

    • @lynnssins4515
      @lynnssins4515 Před 4 lety

      good sentence.

    • @miraichan3284
      @miraichan3284 Před 3 lety

      I literally slept during my history lesson while over here I watch the whole vidio like my life depend on it😂

  • @tonyy4969
    @tonyy4969 Před 4 lety +272

    This whole video is just Business Bay getting their asses handed to them over and over again lmao

    • @Firerr16
      @Firerr16 Před 4 lety

      @@ki-js8xk bet

    • @allensullera1565
      @allensullera1565 Před 4 lety

      デッド but they didn’t spend the time and resources to do so

    • @everythingnoahzz985
      @everythingnoahzz985 Před 4 lety

      @@ki-js8xk all business bay member is good at pvp, but their gear are really shitty, that's why they always loses. If anything, I think BusinessBay would beat AnarticEmpire if they had better gear.

    • @theoverlord3937
      @theoverlord3937 Před 4 lety +1

      Everything NoahZz bold of you to assume mere mortals could defeat Technoblade

    • @TheRainbowBandit87
      @TheRainbowBandit87 Před 4 lety

      That and Antarctic empire winning every war they are in

  • @BOOMANONTOP
    @BOOMANONTOP Před 3 lety +47

    “on the internet everything dies” except for technoblade HE NEVER DIES

    • @umapersonnormal3209
      @umapersonnormal3209 Před 3 lety +1

      Not even close babyyyyyyy TECHNOBlADE NEVER DIES

    • @Rek267
      @Rek267 Před rokem +2

      Technoblade NEVER dies!!!
      (May he live forever in our hearts and memory)

  • @iamnoone774
    @iamnoone774 Před 3 lety +34

    This could actually be an actual world conflict.

  • @comic_jack.6020
    @comic_jack.6020 Před 4 lety +140

    Carson and jschlatt created something beautiful and remained logged off from this server.
    They're like gods looking from above.

  • @jacksongundrum2632
    @jacksongundrum2632 Před 4 lety +527

    I swear in every video my man says:
    "Nothing lasts forever on the internet"

    • @Shmozone
      @Shmozone Před 4 lety +35

      I guess it's his version of "THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT"

    • @okie9025
      @okie9025 Před 4 lety +2

      a

    • @johndow2289
      @johndow2289 Před 4 lety +1

      Because it's true

  • @bluemaster7530
    @bluemaster7530 Před 2 lety +6

    "On the internet, nothing can last forever. And it was only a matter of time until we would see the end."
    This saddened me a lot. Momento Mori.

  • @tydude
    @tydude Před 4 lety +7

    This is great review for my AP SMPEarth History class. I hope to smash the test!

  • @admiralblackcat
    @admiralblackcat Před 4 lety +1701

    tl:dr
    Techno logs on: OMG GET ON THE SERVER
    Techno logs off: OMG GET OUTTA HERE
    thx for 1k

  • @BluesDank
    @BluesDank Před 4 lety +618

    this was beautiful

    • @Wirtz_Is_the_goat
      @Wirtz_Is_the_goat Před 4 lety +5

      He knows

    • @kayoh30_
      @kayoh30_ Před 4 lety

      Oh shit it's actually you?

    • @woffe8094
      @woffe8094 Před 4 lety +4

      Bluesdank unironically worst CZcamsr.

    • @BluesDank
      @BluesDank Před 4 lety +4

      Woffe wtf bro

    • @MK-ok6yp
      @MK-ok6yp Před 3 lety +2

      @@BluesDank hey its the guy that stabbed slazo in the back

  • @Nacalal
    @Nacalal Před 3 lety +13

    "FitMC arrived at the end, disappointed he wasn't able to blow up sylvee with end crystals"
    Yeah that sounds about right

  • @AlwaysBolttheBird
    @AlwaysBolttheBird Před 3 lety +17

    “The slime had over 2 billion health” well that escalated quickly haha.

  • @arthur9491
    @arthur9491 Před 4 lety +167

    "German leader Jawsh threatened war" is hands down the best line in this video

    • @firishes420
      @firishes420 Před 4 lety +23

      my favorite is “slimecicle accidentally invaded france”

  • @evdestroy4121
    @evdestroy4121 Před 4 lety +219

    Drinking game:
    Take a shot every time he says something became part of the Antarctic Empire.

    • @Medikit65
      @Medikit65 Před 4 lety +8

      Bruh youd be drunk in 5 minutes

    • @MadShike
      @MadShike Před 3 lety +7

      I would but I like my liver

  • @Llennoux
    @Llennoux Před 3 lety +25

    "It all began when Tommyinit-"
    Yeah of course it did

  • @user-mx2un7fv2v
    @user-mx2un7fv2v Před 2 lety +7

    “Fit was disappointed that he didn’t get to blow him up with end crystals”
    2b2t has a lifestyle, and it must be kept up throughout the ages