the doctor being sassy for 10 minutes straight

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  • čas přidán 31. 05. 2018
  • show: doctor who
    (this was made before jodie whittaker's episodes had aired hence why she's not in this!)
    my instagram: / dragonlcrd
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  • @dragonlcrd
    @dragonlcrd  Před 5 lety +5673

    if you want more doctor who videos like this please suggest some!
    eg. "_____ being _____ for __ minutes straight"
    (bear in mind i can't edit with classic episodes!)

    • @damppuddle7341
      @damppuddle7341 Před 5 lety +480

      allonsy.mp4 Rory being Rory for 10 minutes straight

    • @ordon_lament
      @ordon_lament Před 5 lety +226

      The Master being the Master for 10 minutes straight

    • @nickaboi5974
      @nickaboi5974 Před 5 lety +66

      allonsy.mp4 this is the best video ive ever seen

    • @blbblakeeold
      @blbblakeeold Před 5 lety +72

      "Blimey!" O_O - I would love to see a Darleks being rekt XD idk but this is awesome!

    • @cubinglab6332
      @cubinglab6332 Před 5 lety +49

      Martha being the qorst companion for ten minutes straight

  • @amypond6740
    @amypond6740 Před 4 lety +3761

    9: bitchy sass
    10: sarcastic sass
    11: adorable sass
    12: given up on humans sass

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Před 4 lety +346

      Twelve sees humans the way a cat owner sees their cat.
      "Humans are bastards, but I love them."

    • @amypond6740
      @amypond6740 Před 4 lety +109

      Albert Nave I don’t think the doctor will ever have the ability to hate humans. I think 12 has just comes to terms with how stupid most of are 😂😂

    • @croverns164
      @croverns164 Před 4 lety +28

      amy Pond I think he’s seen all the karens and entitled people in the world

    • @Panda.Shogun
      @Panda.Shogun Před 4 lety +39

      13:forgot what sass means 🤷‍♂️

    • @Seismitoad3
      @Seismitoad3 Před 4 lety +34

      @@Panda.Shogun 13: imaginary sass that no-one respects

  • @JustNo420
    @JustNo420 Před 2 lety +2655

    9- sarcastic sassy
    10- sassy sassy
    11- bitchy sassy
    12- done sassy

    • @surgeofgaming6405
      @surgeofgaming6405 Před rokem +79

      This comment encapsulates all of the Doctors personality.

    • @Daniel-wu6pl
      @Daniel-wu6pl Před rokem +49

      10- supa sassy

    • @endarus6053
      @endarus6053 Před 11 měsíci +43

      Ten being sassy squared is so perfect.
      Kinda sad there was never a 10 and donna teamup thing. Woulda loved to see that.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Před 10 měsíci +26

      13 had a bit of sass, much less than her predecessors, but far more passive aggressive. not knowing who this big shot business magnate was, mispronouncing tzim sha's name, and of course being sarcastic with the master.

    • @Strangestormcloud
      @Strangestormcloud Před 10 měsíci +14

      10- fruity sassy (/j)

  • @isabellavetere9098
    @isabellavetere9098 Před 2 lety +3653

    Ten being jealous of the king of france is hilarious to me

  • @MyyoutubechannelB
    @MyyoutubechannelB Před 2 lety +3981

    Fun fact: out of habit, David mouthed the words along when Freema said them, not even realising it. It was so funny the show decided to keep it in.

    • @anonymouspalmtree
      @anonymouspalmtree Před rokem +51

      Timestamp?

    • @itsamirage1902
      @itsamirage1902 Před rokem +104

      @@anonymouspalmtree 4:26

    • @anonymouspalmtree
      @anonymouspalmtree Před rokem +21

      @@itsamirage1902 Thank you :]

    • @itsamirage1902
      @itsamirage1902 Před rokem +12

      @@anonymouspalmtree Your welcome

    • @minji4471
      @minji4471 Před rokem +175

      That makes it even funnier bcs it seems as if he cans predict wich obviously he should be able to by how many times he's asked 😂😂

  • @gurglequeen433
    @gurglequeen433 Před 5 lety +5118

    "There's a horror movie called alien? That's offensive, no Wonder everyone keeps invading you."
    That might be one of my favourite Dr. Who lines ever written.

    • @TheCelticTrio
      @TheCelticTrio Před 5 lety +60

      Gurgle and so salty. Haha

    • @WildFyreful
      @WildFyreful Před 5 lety +124

      "I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE ARE!"
      TENANT: "I DON'T KNOOOOOW!" xD
      Seriously Tenant's my all-time favorite. His sass was so good.

    • @gurglequeen433
      @gurglequeen433 Před 5 lety +22

      @@WildFyreful David Tennent will always be my favourite doctor.

    • @randomcosplayer509
      @randomcosplayer509 Před 5 lety +4

      Cant stop laughing

    • @somethingstrange7184
      @somethingstrange7184 Před 5 lety +1

      @@TheCelticTrio IKR

  • @kaptain_komrade3708
    @kaptain_komrade3708 Před 5 lety +9634

    Tennant being tennant for tennant minutes straight

  • @rebeccascholtz1174
    @rebeccascholtz1174 Před 2 lety +2699

    The fact that Nine is an equal part of this vid with only 1 season goes to show he was truly the sassiest

    • @unitedmad9580
      @unitedmad9580 Před rokem +70

      He was the GOAT (maybe behind Ten)

    • @RoderickEtheria
      @RoderickEtheria Před 11 měsíci +4

      Well, they didn't include several iterations. Do you see Four anywhere in this?

    • @ToffixJ
      @ToffixJ Před 10 měsíci +18

      ​@@RoderickEtheriathese are moments from the new who ...

    • @RoderickEtheria
      @RoderickEtheria Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@ToffixJ Yes, but to be truly the sassiest, you have to consider both old and new. After all, they are all the same guy.

    • @ToffixJ
      @ToffixJ Před 10 měsíci +2

      ​@@RoderickEtheria then the video would be an hour long, i doubt it wouldve gotten many views

  • @ThePixxie
    @ThePixxie Před 4 lety +1764

    “There’s a horror movie called “Alien”? That’s really offensive, No wonder everyone keeps invading you.” Iconic

    • @elmaquiavelico5709
      @elmaquiavelico5709 Před 4 lety +20

      The fact that one of his regenerations dies makes it more iconic.

    • @Manel-dq2kb
      @Manel-dq2kb Před 4 lety +8

      @@elmaquiavelico5709 what? I'm pretty sure all of his regenerations die

    • @elmaquiavelico5709
      @elmaquiavelico5709 Před 4 lety +47

      @@Manel-dq2kb What I meant is that John Hurt the actor who plays the Doctor of War dies in the movie called Alien.

    • @Manel-dq2kb
      @Manel-dq2kb Před 4 lety +5

      @@elmaquiavelico5709 oh

    • @Sand-Walker13
      @Sand-Walker13 Před 2 lety +11

      Eight also dies in Alien 3

  • @Synthmilk
    @Synthmilk Před 5 lety +2507

    "Believe me, it was an accident."
    The delivery of that line was exquisite.

  • @ameera213
    @ameera213 Před 5 lety +4370

    “you’re mister thicc thicc thiccety thiccface from thicctown, thiccania”

    • @pluteorgh
      @pluteorgh Před 5 lety +367

      Ameera And so is your dad!

    • @HouseholdWheel
      @HouseholdWheel Před 5 lety +86

      *Thick
      totally different meaning

    • @ameera213
      @ameera213 Před 5 lety +110

      that’s the joke my love

    • @HouseholdWheel
      @HouseholdWheel Před 5 lety +51

      well it's just that I find it annoying when people confuse thicc and thick, I try to call someone stupid and they give me this dirty look and start complaining that I've insulted their legs.

    • @ameera213
      @ameera213 Před 5 lety +37

      HouseholdWheel okay cool but i haven’t confused them i was making a joke,,

  • @leogavitt5419
    @leogavitt5419 Před 2 lety +2639

    “Blimey! Get a girlfriend, Jeff.”
    Gets me every time 😂😂

  • @Not_An_EV
    @Not_An_EV Před 2 lety +3682

    Honestly,
    "I am dying doctor"
    "You keep saying that, you keep not dying, can you give it some welly"
    Always fucking cracks me up!

    • @BassBanj0
      @BassBanj0 Před 2 lety +112

      Capaldi's whole thing is being aggressively sarcastic and it's amazing

    • @themightyalpaca313
      @themightyalpaca313 Před 2 lety +18

      I thought it was his lack of care and tact?
      Which is why he needs Clara

    • @elimortley2782
      @elimortley2782 Před 2 lety +32

      @@themightyalpaca313 that's part of it, but it's more like he's rebuilding that part of his personality throughout that regeneration

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Před rokem +11

      Especially since the Doctor always says he's going to die, but then either fakes his death or just regenerates. Hypocrite.

  • @milliehilken
    @milliehilken Před 5 lety +2454

    B L I M E Y
    'Get a girlfriend Jeff'
    I'm WHEEZING my god

    • @kensdiary2641
      @kensdiary2641 Před 5 lety +34

      Miriam Hilken there are so many possibilities on what he could’ve been doing XD

    • @Artemis1794
      @Artemis1794 Před 5 lety +10

      Made me miss 11 more

    • @tinasfs
      @tinasfs Před 5 lety +6

      From now on that's my comeback for everything- xD

    • @enigmakashman3501
      @enigmakashman3501 Před 5 lety +25

      Actually, by the look of his room, Jeff needs a BOYfriend.

    • @SporeTres
      @SporeTres Před 5 lety +3

      @@enigmakashman3501I thought gaudy decor is some sort of British pastime. The more kitsch, the better.

  • @socialinteraction_8252
    @socialinteraction_8252 Před 5 lety +1388

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    *He’s brining sassy bacc*

  • @dontask9000
    @dontask9000 Před rokem +1061

    “I’m his carer”
    “Yeah my carer, she cares so I don’t have to”
    The 12 Doctor is such a mood

    • @real53773
      @real53773 Před rokem +1

      I asked

    • @mattygee6852
      @mattygee6852 Před 7 měsíci +9

      "Can you hurry up please or I'll hit you with my shoe"

  • @DrDuzzy
    @DrDuzzy Před 4 lety +934

    I lost it at:
    “Why do you call that a mobile phone”
    “BECAUSE ITS A SURPRISINGLY ACCURATE DESCRIPTION”

  • @mumblealice17
    @mumblealice17 Před 5 lety +1614

    "You kissed her back."
    "No. I kissed her mouth."
    I can't breathe 😂

    • @Priv-rb3ow
      @Priv-rb3ow Před 5 lety

      PingPopRust which episode?

    • @od_static
      @od_static Před 5 lety

      @@Priv-rb3ow i believe it was the "living flesh" or so. t'was a 2 parter

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 Před 5 lety +11

      Not its the venice one

    • @marine463
      @marine463 Před 5 lety +3

      My words I never understood he said that hahahahaha

    • @JivanPal
      @JivanPal Před 5 lety +5

      5x06, "Vampires in Venice"

  • @arTIGstry
    @arTIGstry Před 5 lety +2008

    "I aM TaLkInG!!!!"
    "AnD i'M nOt LiStEnInG!!!!!"
    Never related more in my life XD

    • @mrwruble1842
      @mrwruble1842 Před 4 lety +15

      Me. In school. Every day.

    • @mattakins3422
      @mattakins3422 Před 4 lety +20

      Everytime it reminds me of "I DON'T KNOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!"

    • @Domihork
      @Domihork Před 4 lety +16

      I think it's ironic how later 11th Doctor shouts "I AM TALKING" at the aliens above Stonehenge and later it turns out they indeed were not listening (because they only pretended like they did since it was a trap)

    • @hermionegranger4823
      @hermionegranger4823 Před 4 lety

      Anime Gurl shOoK

    • @hermionegrainger8189
      @hermionegrainger8189 Před 4 lety +1

      So mean

  • @alexkoch3712
    @alexkoch3712 Před rokem +352

    i love how 9 and 10 are just the sassiest, 11 is just mad and 12 is done with everything.

    • @N1ghtl1ghts
      @N1ghtl1ghts Před 4 měsíci +2

      Honestly I think throughout all the different regenerations the doctor just slowly gets more and more done with the human race and it's bs

  • @Gfan-yi7tm
    @Gfan-yi7tm Před 2 lety +1071

    Best line from the Doctor in Davros’ chair: “Admit it. You’ve all had this exact nightmare.”

  • @jaystev
    @jaystev Před 5 lety +2759

    "She kissed me"
    "And you kissed her back?"
    "No"
    "I kissed her mouth"

    • @brian-with-a-nadinojinn4140
      @brian-with-a-nadinojinn4140 Před 4 lety +3

      Ha ha lol.
      I see devients and cartoon animators play God.

    • @spacecat3198
      @spacecat3198 Před 4 lety

      Hahahaha!

    • @spacecat3198
      @spacecat3198 Před 4 lety

      Brian-With-A-Na DinoJinn Well there may be a species out there that smooches an appendage on their backs at each other so human interaction with such a species....
      Ugh wtf am I saying? I could be giving people ideas.

    • @bileygr1216
      @bileygr1216 Před 3 lety +1

      Ultimate dad joke

    • @jaystev
      @jaystev Před 3 lety

      @Voltaic Fire Well that's just mean :(

  • @ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144

    “My mothers cooking!”
    “good put her on a slow cook and let her simmer!”

  • @izukuhimiko6879
    @izukuhimiko6879 Před 2 lety +988

    "She's climbing out of the window isn't she?"
    "...yes she is"
    At least he's honest lol

    • @thekodex1186
      @thekodex1186 Před rokem +9

      Communication 100

    • @3DTyrant
      @3DTyrant Před rokem +3

      Someone's getting fired for that, I wonder who...

    • @Behemoth9030
      @Behemoth9030 Před rokem +1

      @@3DTyrant by “fired” do you mean melted into slag?

    • @LevonBlueoak
      @LevonBlueoak Před rokem +6

      you can see in his expression the moment he decides she's not worth it.

  • @willsics7203
    @willsics7203 Před 2 lety +974

    9 and 10 are so sassy lol

  • @BurnItUpp2009
    @BurnItUpp2009 Před 5 lety +1555

    "It's like back to the future"
    "The film?"
    "No, the novelisation, yes the film" 😂😂

    • @sandmboy1
      @sandmboy1 Před 5 lety +14

      Love the look Martha gives him, exasperation or disbelief
      ?

    • @Domihork
      @Domihork Před 4 lety +13

      Gotta love these random exchanges, it gives the characters some real dimension... I always felt like RTD is really good at this

    • @livvycoleman7824
      @livvycoleman7824 Před 4 lety +1

      Your likes are at 699

    • @markorollo.
      @markorollo. Před 4 lety +2

      Funny thing is there is a novel it's based on

    • @SMPandanic
      @SMPandanic Před 4 lety +1

      What time?

  • @madeleine5191
    @madeleine5191 Před 5 lety +4627

    ”It’s bigger on the inside”
    *”iS it!?1”*

  • @Sakshi-qe3qn
    @Sakshi-qe3qn Před rokem +254

    "What're you gonna do? Moisturize me?" Cracks me up every time 🤣

  • @apathyendstheworld
    @apathyendstheworld Před 2 lety +604

    "What's a horse doing on a spaceship??"
    "Mickey! What's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!"
    Always my favorite.

  • @ness6915
    @ness6915 Před 5 lety +860

    "She kissed me"
    "And you kissed her back?"
    "No, I kissed her mouth"

    • @Azire
      @Azire Před 5 lety +7

      Such a fucking great line

    • @angelstarfire
      @angelstarfire Před 5 lety +6

      😂😂😭 priceless

    • @homoceroscaeli
      @homoceroscaeli Před 5 lety

      what ep lol

    • @trinityadams5417
      @trinityadams5417 Před 5 lety +3

      vane ssa my absolute favorite:
      Rory: yours is bigger than mine
      Doctor: let’s not go there

  • @volrogue
    @volrogue Před 5 lety +1263

    *"bLimEy jEFf, geT a GIrLfrIeND!"*

  • @georgetheconqueror2574
    @georgetheconqueror2574 Před 4 lety +175

    1st Doctor: What's browser history?
    12th Doctor:
    I'm dying

  • @cthulhu9136
    @cthulhu9136 Před 2 lety +243

    The intruda window joke is the one that gets me everytime

  • @gamerborbie
    @gamerborbie Před 5 lety +2569

    4:26
    "It's bigger on the inside."
    "Is it? Hadn't noticed?"
    That was just David being David when he mouthed the words

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 Před 4 lety +8

      @@noname-gu9nz it will be done, my Lord

    • @Kodlaken
      @Kodlaken Před 4 lety +3

      I've always wondered why it seemed so hastily cut in like that.

    • @NewYTAnonarchy
      @NewYTAnonarchy Před 4 lety

      @@TheRuddster95 That's order 66, not order 666

    • @martinsoares1824
      @martinsoares1824 Před 4 lety +4

      best part is that he wasn’t actually supposed to mouth the words but it made everyone laugh so hard that they just kept it

    • @NewYTAnonarchy
      @NewYTAnonarchy Před 4 lety +1

      Eli Soares where’s your source?

  • @blooddragon805
    @blooddragon805 Před 5 lety +1420

    "The legs, the nose... and Mrs Robinson"
    "I hate you"
    "No, you don't"
    That's just priceless

    • @imael4802
      @imael4802 Před 5 lety +8

      Why Mrs Robinson

    • @thegamedetective1877
      @thegamedetective1877 Před 5 lety +52

      Imael Walk another name for an older woman who flirts with younger guys

    • @lewiskemp9732
      @lewiskemp9732 Před 5 lety +4

      My favourite bit! 😂

    • @theodoraskywalker6133
      @theodoraskywalker6133 Před 5 lety +20

      - I don’t even like you!!
      - U doooo

    • @monsterchild3116
      @monsterchild3116 Před 5 lety +3

      @@theodoraskywalker6133 I was checking to see if anyone replied with that and....Oh how glad I am that you did :D

  • @eashanpatel1799
    @eashanpatel1799 Před 2 lety +284

    I absolutely need to find a time to use "Yeah, my carer. She cares so I don't have to" in the real world. Pure gold.

  • @SUPERGEEK78
    @SUPERGEEK78 Před rokem +154

    6:39 How he just offended himself just cracks me up.

  • @griffzeb8329
    @griffzeb8329 Před 5 lety +960

    "Oi watch it spaceman!"
    "Oi watch it earth girl!"
    "OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!"

  • @cykablyatthemovie2424
    @cykablyatthemovie2424 Před 5 lety +828

    "I AM TALKING-AH!"
    *_"AND IM NOT LISTENING-AH"_*

    • @E03H
      @E03H Před 4 lety +1

      Which episode is that??

    • @petra2578
      @petra2578 Před 4 lety

      @@E03H The Idiots lantern

    • @chandler8967
      @chandler8967 Před 4 lety +1

      That's my class and my Science Teacher on a daily basis.

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 Před 4 lety +1

      @@chandler8967 hah

  • @Just_An_Observer
    @Just_An_Observer Před 2 lety +375

    I love how the Doctor can yell angrily enough to scare even the Dalek. Like look how they backed away at 6:57 after he whipped away at them

  • @nathannunez3127
    @nathannunez3127 Před 2 lety +118

    7:18 “Yours is bigger than mine”
    “Let’s not go there”

  • @queenyblahblah
    @queenyblahblah Před 5 lety +583

    The level of sass that radiates from 9 and 10 is *INSANE*

  • @ItsMzPhoenix
    @ItsMzPhoenix Před 5 lety +1953

    “I’m the Doctor, and I just snogged Madame de Pompadour”

  • @elsagreen1476
    @elsagreen1476 Před 7 měsíci +61

    1:39 The delivery of "Why? Was he an idiot?" is flawless

  • @matt54740
    @matt54740 Před 4 lety +135

    My favorite thing
    "I'm his carer"
    "Yea she cares so I dont have to"

  • @KatherineTreasure
    @KatherineTreasure Před 5 lety +665

    ‘It’s like you’re human!’
    ‘Eurgh! That’s *disgusting* ‘
    ‘OIII-‘
    ‘ *OOOOOOOIIIIIIII* ‘

    • @meowmeow6676
      @meowmeow6676 Před 5 lety +9

      more OOOOOOIIIIIII

    • @crzyshrf9836
      @crzyshrf9836 Před 5 lety +2

      Spanners, shhhhhh

    • @TheShadowless
      @TheShadowless Před 5 lety +3

      “STOP IT!”

    • @gryffinclawgymgirls0911
      @gryffinclawgymgirls0911 Před 5 lety +5

      Doctor- I grew, out of you, still could be worse
      Donna- Oiiii watch it space man!
      Doctor- Oiiiiiiiii watch it Earth girl 😂😂
      I can't even with this

  • @DustylandAJ
    @DustylandAJ Před 5 lety +1332

    *BLimEy!*
    *GeT A giRLfRiEnD, jEfF!!11!*

  • @Beeslaughter
    @Beeslaughter Před 4 lety +111

    “What’s pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship” gets me every single time

  • @lauranickl8237
    @lauranickl8237 Před 2 lety +217

    9:24 "Oi, don't diss the sonic" is such an underrated line

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 Před 2 lety +7

      "I've got a sports car, you've got a space hopper."

    • @asifrahman60
      @asifrahman60 Před rokem +1

      I was looking for this.
      A legendary comment.

  • @ninaintheskywithdiamonds
    @ninaintheskywithdiamonds Před 5 lety +1347

    *AnD sO’S YA dAd*

  • @hrtdixon
    @hrtdixon Před 5 lety +441

    "that's really offensive, no wonder everybody keeps invading you"
    iMDNDUBDFJ

  • @jeiillson
    @jeiillson Před rokem +186

    It’s actually amazing how good this acting is cause it’s different actors but they really make it to where you believe it’s the same person 😂😂😂

  • @wafflingmean4477
    @wafflingmean4477 Před 2 lety +356

    Notice at 5:34 when the Doctor calls Rory "the Nose", Rory's hand twitches as if he's about to check his nose in embarrassment. Then he remembers there are guns pointed at him and he needs to keep his hands up.

  • @sofieherman4886
    @sofieherman4886 Před 5 lety +655

    “What is browser history?”
    *doctor instantly panics*
    Snatched

    • @user-fh6bd4ri7n
      @user-fh6bd4ri7n Před 4 lety +3

      You wouldn't want younger you to see your history either it's all about the freaky journey

    • @TheCelticTrio
      @TheCelticTrio Před 4 lety

      Its probably silly stuff like "how many cats can fit in a room" or "What to do when your kettle explodes"

  • @fruitbatfox
    @fruitbatfox Před 5 lety +1435

    “Intruder!”
    “How’d he get in? In-tru-der wonder?”
    How did I miss this GOLD

    • @tevvytevvy2672
      @tevvytevvy2672 Před 4 lety +27

      OOH! I ONLY JUST GOT THIS JOKE! TY!
      I'm so dumb

    • @rhyskenton6831
      @rhyskenton6831 Před 4 lety +76

      ArtisticPixie in-tru-der window*

    • @devnathor7591
      @devnathor7591 Před 4 lety +15

      window, not wonder

    • @mellchiril
      @mellchiril Před 4 lety +16

      the joke was actually made twice... once in season 1, episode 6 by Henry van Statten, and then again when 10 said it. Somehow it's funnier when it's the Doctor saying it.

    • @musicatheatrefan
      @musicatheatrefan Před 4 lety +6

      How did I not notice this joke sooner? I feel so ridiculous. But at least now I can laugh about it every time I hear that line

  • @patchworkfellow4262
    @patchworkfellow4262 Před 4 lety +260

    “Why? Was he... an _idiot_ ?”
    “Yeah, she’s my carer. She cares so I don’t have to.”
    “Can you just hurry up or I’ll hit you with my shoe...”
    - Peter Sass Capaldi
    Seriously, half of his lines are brutal roasts, an 8th is dramatic speeches, a quarter is him going Scottish, another quarter is just him picking fights, and the last 8th is relevant plot-points 😂😂😂

    • @AzureKyle
      @AzureKyle Před 3 lety +6

      1/2 + 1/8 + 1/4 + 1/4 + 1/8 = 1 1/4

    • @sergeantpepper42
      @sergeantpepper42 Před 2 lety +5

      Well considering his previous role of Malcolm Tucker in the thick of it I think that makes sense. He's probably struggling to keep naughty words out of his lines.

    • @connorrobinson1280
      @connorrobinson1280 Před 2 lety +1

      @AzureKyle shows how good he is

    • @bemasaberwyn55
      @bemasaberwyn55 Před 2 měsíci

      Don't be lasagna

    • @879PC
      @879PC Před měsícem

      ​@@AzureKyle yea! He gave the roll 125%

  • @angru04
    @angru04 Před 2 lety +919

    5:50 David's laugh so unique lmao

  • @hufflepuffotaku7642
    @hufflepuffotaku7642 Před 5 lety +3433

    Thicc thiccety thicc face from thicc town thiccania
    And so's yer dad

    • @rigatonipasta
      @rigatonipasta Před 4 lety +91

      I’ll never be able to watch that scene again without thinking.
      You’re my favorite you are... cAuSe YoU’rE sO THICC

    • @oliepicshipbuilder887
      @oliepicshipbuilder887 Před 4 lety +24

      Hufflepuff otaku You... you understand that in Britain, thick means impossibly stupid. Not... you know...
      Curves

    • @user-hf2gq8ge7p
      @user-hf2gq8ge7p Před 4 lety +2

      4:11 what series? Plz tell me

    • @inkyplays2676
      @inkyplays2676 Před 4 lety +1

      Legend

    • @TeddySparkles
      @TeddySparkles Před 4 lety +3

      "And so's your dad!" Classic

  • @whatlenalikes1674
    @whatlenalikes1674 Před 5 lety +1443

    I love how there's so few with Donna bc when she's in the room she's automatically the SASSIEST PERSON THERE

    • @thatjedifromgallifrey6663
      @thatjedifromgallifrey6663 Před 5 lety +44

      i should get a life lol nope the only one who successfully outsasses The Doctor

    • @hufflepuffbadger2931
      @hufflepuffbadger2931 Před 5 lety +94

      And the only ones where Donna is there is after the meta crisis. The only time when the doctor is even close to Donna’s level of sass is when he’s part Donna 😂

    • @whatlenalikes1674
      @whatlenalikes1674 Před 5 lety +3

      @@hufflepuffbadger2931 TRUEEEE

    • @EsraaKudo
      @EsraaKudo Před 5 lety +1

      Lol was just thinking the same

    • @shinyminunthetheatregeek2036
      @shinyminunthetheatregeek2036 Před 5 lety +17

      I think the only time he outsassed her was when he said "Oi, earth girl!"

  • @Wooktent
    @Wooktent Před 2 lety +220

    "I'd call you a genius except I'm in the room" has always been one of my favourites.

  • @joshmason4543
    @joshmason4543 Před 2 lety +190

    The tardis being called a mobile phone is almost to accurate with the way he uses it lmao

  • @ErynG
    @ErynG Před 5 lety +546

    "We have an intruder"
    "How'd he get in... Intruder window......... B-bye"

  • @zelectrode3337
    @zelectrode3337 Před 5 lety +653

    11th: Oh, you've redecorated! I don't like it...
    10th: Oh, you've redecorated! I don't like it...

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 Před 4 lety +4

      That face tho I'm howling

    • @KamekFox
      @KamekFox Před 4 lety +16

      2nd: Oh, you’ve redecorated! I don’t like it...

    • @Zyanide_
      @Zyanide_ Před 4 lety +2

      Kamek fox got there before me

    • @TheCelticTrio
      @TheCelticTrio Před 4 lety

      Certainly you saw that coming right? It had me trying not to laugh so hard.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 Před 4 lety +1

      The Doctor never likes his own redecorations. ...he did like the round things though.

  • @adamcupples8082
    @adamcupples8082 Před rokem +74

    10 really showcased the "im a genius who basically can't die and I know it" persona so well

  • @Silver-iz1wm
    @Silver-iz1wm Před 4 lety +777

    "We have an intruder!"
    "How did he get in? Intruda window?"
    "buh bye"
    burst out laughing XD

  • @jackcooper1448
    @jackcooper1448 Před 4 lety +96

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But mos' important
    He didn't kiss her back

    • @grinsplit444
      @grinsplit444 Před 3 lety +7

      Just her mouth

    • @CalistFitness
      @CalistFitness Před 3 lety +2

      The scene was actually filmed like ten times because smith kept kissing her back😂

  • @coffeejellyash
    @coffeejellyash Před 4 lety +128

    Rory: "Yours is bigger than mine..."
    Doctor: "... Let's not go there"

  • @davepetasprite7585
    @davepetasprite7585 Před 5 lety +396

    You're Mr.Thicc Thicc Thicc-ity Thicc Face from ThiccTown Thiccania.
    *AnD sO's YeR dAd*

  • @MoreGraceJohansson
    @MoreGraceJohansson Před 5 lety +782

    “Compensating”
    “For what?”
    “Regeneration it’s a lottery” I died😂😭

    • @jamesslater7094
      @jamesslater7094 Před 5 lety +29

      David teninch

    • @neptunios169
      @neptunios169 Před 5 lety +30

      The Doctor insulting his future dick size 😂

    • @eirei0789
      @eirei0789 Před 5 lety +6

      "Oh, he's cool. Isn't he cool?
      'I'm the Doctor and I'm all cool. Oops, I'm wearing sandshoes.' "
      That part should've been there xD.

  • @soulknight5330
    @soulknight5330 Před rokem +34

    1:56 I love how childish that line is.

  • @mykelhalloway4078
    @mykelhalloway4078 Před 4 lety +67

    "Heels"
    "Why? Do you have to reach a high shelf?
    "Right, gotta go, gunna be late"
    "What for a shelf"
    Doctors on point with the banter

  • @Rush351X
    @Rush351X Před 5 lety +633

    "The Legs, The Nose and Mrs Robinson"

    • @pugsarelifehha9295
      @pugsarelifehha9295 Před 5 lety +80

      "I hate you."
      "No you don't."

    • @roaaoverthinks
      @roaaoverthinks Před 5 lety +25

      "You married me." the doctor, probably.

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr Před 5 lety +6

      I KILLED you! River Song. Probably.

    • @citywok9579
      @citywok9579 Před 5 lety +7

      Jesus loves you more than will know

    • @danadavis24
      @danadavis24 Před 5 lety +30

      "And Doctor Song, you've got that face on."
      "What face?"
      "The 'He's hot when he's clever' face."
      "This is my normal face."
      "Yes, it is."
      "Oh, shut up!"

  • @user-qs9ps3hw6u
    @user-qs9ps3hw6u Před 5 lety +837

    This compilation made me realise just how hilarious capaldi was.

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 Před 5 lety +21

      Problem was his sassy fun aspect was just so infrequent compared to other Doctors. Then this latest series seems to not have a sense of humour at all.

    • @user-qs9ps3hw6u
      @user-qs9ps3hw6u Před 5 lety +18

      Noobie2k7 yeah this current doctor has no personality what so ever. Certainly not that of a doctor. They should all be individual I get, but they should also all be strong, bold and intimidating characters. Jodie’s doctor is just god awful. And so are the episodes!

    • @user-qs9ps3hw6u
      @user-qs9ps3hw6u Před 5 lety +18

      Noobie2k7 for example, i like them all for their own reasons. The 9th I felt was very adventurous and spontaneous, the 10th I got most emotionally attached too because of his contrast of fun and pain, 11th was a big bubble of fun and added a very young spirit and the 12th I thought was like a funny little alien. I think all of those traits work with a time lord. Jodie has no unique trait. It’s such a shame because she’s the first bad doctor I’ve ever watched myself.

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 Před 5 lety +8

      @@user-qs9ps3hw6u Even Matt Smiths Doctor who is seen as the 'goofy' one had many very serious and emotional moments and episodes. He knew when to do these different things. Jodie just seems so bland. I only watched th first couple episodes then decided i wasn't going to give them the ratings anymore as they're not worth it. I do need to go back and watch more of Capaldi's Doctor i think and just try to stomach Clara.

    • @user-qs9ps3hw6u
      @user-qs9ps3hw6u Před 5 lety +9

      Noobie2k7 yes definitely. Matt Smith was an incredibly good doctor and had a lot of talent. I definitely was torn between him and tennant as ‘my doctor’ and I think honestly when I rewatch the series I think Matt just does it for me. Like you said, his emotional range is spot on. I did the same with Jodie’s episodes. I watched that spider episode which I believe was number 4? And after that I thought this is just a god awful series what on Earth is this? As if they tried to turn it into a drama and not a sci-fi show. Yeah it took me a long time to accept capaldi as the doctor, much longer than David and Matt but eventually I think he developed a unique character that worked. Not many people enjoyed Clara. I think capaldi just wasn’t blessed with good circumstances but I really believe he had the potential to be one of the best doctors! He put in some great performances but I must say his episodes aren’t as memorable and that’s the issue. Plus his companions were never that easy to attach to. The sad part is, after years of enjoying a good show we’ve both stopped watching entirely. Think they’ll manage to bring it back? Or they’ll just scrap the show again?

  • @lillymsf5946
    @lillymsf5946 Před 9 měsíci +19

    I like how Tennant is like confused half-drunk and Smith is just hating anyone who's not as smart as him XD

  • @ThatGooner
    @ThatGooner Před 2 lety +397

    I miss this kind of bite to the Doctor's character, irrespective of how that darker side has vanished in the Chibnall/Jodie era - every line like these that Jodie's given are always completely smoothed out by a snorty smile or laugh afterwards, and are to someone who just has to accept looking like an idiot (companion or villain). Before, the Doctor's exchanges with the Daleks and whatnot became this increasingly funny exchange of wits, with the right mix of stupidity and bite from both sides. Now it's just the Doctor making a light remark in defence of herself using her bubbly persona, in-between asking 1,000 questions about what everything means in that exact moment.

  • @generalartist420
    @generalartist420 Před 5 lety +729

    No the doctor predicted our Thicc memes. I can die in peace now.

    • @b_.k.h.r._xe9900
      @b_.k.h.r._xe9900 Před 5 lety +57

      Oh please he didn't predict them he clearly went forward in time and lived through them. Let's face it he probably created them.

    • @sarahgallagher7014
      @sarahgallagher7014 Před 5 lety +29

      I like this theory. Think he did it on the same night. Just so he could come back and make that joke.

    • @alaztor1490
      @alaztor1490 Před 5 lety +8

      @@sarahgallagher7014 Probably he readed this commentary section too

    • @leblanc69069
      @leblanc69069 Před 5 lety +5

      T H I C C

    • @Swenglish
      @Swenglish Před 5 lety +6

      Comments like this make me uncertain if kids these days even know "thick" used to mean "unwilling to think or see things from a different perspective", short for "thickheaded"... I'd like to think yes and they're in on the pun potential, but it's hard to tell for sure.

  • @harryturner8701
    @harryturner8701 Před 2 lety +155

    3:54 the irony being that there’s a fucking musical of back to the future now

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 Před 2 lety +167

    "If you're going to deny it, don't waste my time, just SHUT UP." The amount of times I want to use that in real life is so high.

  • @zakkybounce
    @zakkybounce Před 5 lety +394

    "I'm dying, Doctor..."
    "Yeah, you keep saying that, you keep not dying.. Can you give it some welly?" 😂

  • @MasterArchfiend
    @MasterArchfiend Před rokem +57

    “There’s a horror movie called “Alien”? That’s really offensive. No wonder you keep getting invaded.”
    To be fair, I am sure a good amount of those invasions pre-date the movie.

  • @dontask9000
    @dontask9000 Před rokem +139

    “Yes, you’re right, if we lie to her she’ll get all better.”
    “Blimey! Get a girlfriend Jeff…”
    I swear the eleventh doctor delivers some of the best one liners

  • @_IHateHandles_
    @_IHateHandles_ Před 5 lety +388

    'There's a horror movie called alien!? That's really offensive, no wonder everyone keeps invading you...'
    One of my favourite Peter Capaldi moments. XD

  • @BlueCrabAnimals
    @BlueCrabAnimals Před 5 lety +2163

    Jeff can't get a girlfriend because his dad sent him to the moon ;-;

    • @WizardsBastard
      @WizardsBastard Před 5 lety +61

      Lily Bradley
      Is that the same guy? He looks bigger in Doctor Who. Well, before he got the injection.

    • @BlueCrabAnimals
      @BlueCrabAnimals Před 5 lety +24

      Yep, same actor, also Billy Bones in Black Sails

    • @WizardsBastard
      @WizardsBastard Před 5 lety +11

      Lily Bradley I did see him in Black Sails too! I guess I always just think he looks familiar and have no idea why.

    • @anavocado6617
      @anavocado6617 Před 5 lety +9

      Oof I just noticed this

    • @florencehardy487
      @florencehardy487 Před 5 lety +71

      @@WizardsBastard Yes, he's also Sir Percival in Merlin!

  • @kikidrtm
    @kikidrtm Před rokem +47

    "What are ya gonna do? Moisturize me?"
    9 really went for the throat.😭

  • @TheAmazingElk
    @TheAmazingElk Před 2 lety +332

    This video and the Doctor being high on regeneration energy both are the only two videos that got me into Doctor who. Thank you 😊

  • @youruncleolaf4694
    @youruncleolaf4694 Před 5 lety +672

    If Donna was with 9 and not 10 nothing would get done cuz they’d just be sassing each other constantly.

    • @milleniam
      @milleniam Před 5 lety +20

      Damn. That is bloody true.

    • @skallywalla502
      @skallywalla502 Před 5 lety +53

      12, too. can you imagine how many pegs Donna would knock 12 down??

    • @concettasorvillo3719
      @concettasorvillo3719 Před 5 lety +7

      The things I need

    • @sheevpalpatine1105
      @sheevpalpatine1105 Před 5 lety +23

      Donna would not let him have peace with his scottish accent

    • @PChamileon97
      @PChamileon97 Před 5 lety +10

      Thomas S. especialy that Skit Catherine and David did involving one Lauren Cooper˜

  • @luc1fer798
    @luc1fer798 Před 5 lety +632

    "how do you people manage one heart, it is PITIFUL"

    • @dawnsfairy
      @dawnsfairy Před 5 lety +2

      The Soulless 82 alright reaper? How’s mei

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 Před 4 lety +7

      The way he spat out pitiful is the best

    • @musicatheatrefan
      @musicatheatrefan Před 4 lety +4

      And then when Karen rolled her eyes, it seemed more like a Nebula response than an Amy response

  • @tome_1701
    @tome_1701 Před rokem +45

    "Can you just hurry up please or i'll hit you with my shoe" Is literally my favourite twelve line ever

  • @shogun2215
    @shogun2215 Před 2 lety +88

    This proves why the writing was so much better under the two previous showrunners.

  • @DTSephiroth
    @DTSephiroth Před 5 lety +1351

    7:37
    Clara: "When you say 'mobile phone', why do you point at that blue box?"
    11th: "Because it's a surprisingly accurate description."

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo Před 5 lety +38

      Well, it does have a phone and it is very mobile. So it is a "Mobile Phone". Doctor wins. Savage Victory.

    • @existentialchild698
      @existentialchild698 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Qardo r/wooosh

    • @silent04_
      @silent04_ Před 4 lety +7

      @@existentialchild698 r/im14andthisiswoooosh

    • @ernestogarcia3193
      @ernestogarcia3193 Před 4 lety

      Menelik Eyasu more like r you a dumbass

    • @nadiaparamita101
      @nadiaparamita101 Před 4 lety

      omg I just get it! XD
      (i know i'm late..heheh...)

  • @psychedelicgeekstudios9194
    @psychedelicgeekstudios9194 Před 5 lety +424

    "This is my lover, the King of France." "Yeah? Well I'm the Lord of Time." MIC. DROP.

  • @TheAkumuKing
    @TheAkumuKing Před 2 lety +92

    Seems like a tradition to come back to this video every so often.

  • @sophiemitchell5423
    @sophiemitchell5423 Před 2 lety +46

    The legs, the nose and mrs Robison ! >< cracks me up every time.

  • @ValerieLee_mexican_ginger
    @ValerieLee_mexican_ginger Před 5 lety +492

    "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND???"
    "No I'm inside a Dalek"
    Followed by
    "And you kissed her back?"
    "No......I kissed her mouth"

  • @ljames4347
    @ljames4347 Před 5 lety +256

    "Yours is bigger than mine"
    "Let's not go there
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GusTheMcNugget
    @GusTheMcNugget Před 3 lety +21

    8:47 did the Doctor just- I'm speechless

  • @_theghost96_4
    @_theghost96_4 Před 2 lety +136

    I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for making this masterpiece.

  • @boytechnichian
    @boytechnichian Před 5 lety +425

    "Micky, what's pre-evolutionary France doing on a spaceship"? hahaha

    • @Foxxtronix
      @Foxxtronix Před 5 lety +20

      Mickey couldn't handle pre-revolutionary France.

    • @deadchannelwithbadopinonsi9077
      @deadchannelwithbadopinonsi9077 Před 5 lety +13

      *pre-revolutionary

    • @kaitlinkirkpatrick6473
      @kaitlinkirkpatrick6473 Před 5 lety

      It's Ricky XD

    • @Foxxtronix
      @Foxxtronix Před 5 lety +1

      Kaitlin Kirkpatrick I thought that was the name of his alternate dimension counterpart. The one that was PE1 and hadn't lost his beloved grandmother. I could be wrong!

  • @alyzu4755
    @alyzu4755 Před 2 lety +41

    I love Robin Hood's "Not as yet!". Like he knows it's only a matter of time. 😂

  • @baltazarcarmona1193
    @baltazarcarmona1193 Před 4 lety +32

    "you are out of your mind!"
    *"nOoOo, iM iNsIdE a dAlEk"*