captain jack flirting with everyone for 8 minutes straight

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  • čas přidán 11. 05. 2019
  • a lot of people requested this - so here it is! i'm thinking about doing some sarah jane adventures, as i think it would be fun. tell me whether or not you'd like to see that in the comments and you'd be a great help :)
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  • @spacemanedits5570
    @spacemanedits5570  Před 5 lety +3611

    ATTENTION ALL: Just over an hour ago, my external hard drive stopped working. On that hard drive are all my family's photos and videos and more importantly: every download of entertainment media (including all of Doctor Who) that I have. I also edit my videos from that hard drive as it has a lot more space on it than my computer. Due to this, I sadly won't be able to make any videos for the foreseeable future. I'm extremely frustrated with the situation and annoyed at this whole dilemma. It couldn't have happened at a worse time either, because this channel was just starting to take off and it would have been great to see what this channel achieved in days yet to come. I am trying as hard as I can to fix the problem, but have not yet found a solution. I'm going to have to put this channel on hold for a while until I can find a way to fix the issue. Thanks for all the support and love on my past three videos - I couldn't have asked for anything more.
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    • @senajabeen1076
      @senajabeen1076 Před 5 lety +99

      oh I'm so sorry hope you get your family photos and videos back. thank you for the edit

    • @spacemanedits5570
      @spacemanedits5570  Před 5 lety +54

      @@senajabeen1076 your welcome :) thank you.

    • @lophiesim
      @lophiesim Před 5 lety +17

      Ahhh I'm so sorry that sucks :( well all of your work so far is really great I love watching your videos. Hopefully everything will work out

    • @lauralaura396
      @lauralaura396 Před 5 lety +17

      I'm sorry to hear this.
      I hope you can find a way or find someone (computer-expert) to recover your documents.
      I would be devestated if I lost my family pictures and files that I've worked hard on.
      I wish you all the best!
      Also thank you for this entertaining video by the way.

    • @spacemanedits5570
      @spacemanedits5570  Před 5 lety +9

      @@lophiesim Yeah hopefully.

  • @rosecoloredchloe
    @rosecoloredchloe Před 5 lety +6413

    Jack: Hello
    The doctor from across the universe: *INHALES*

  • @inprogress7635
    @inprogress7635 Před 5 lety +7992

    captain Jack: *breathes*
    the doctor: oH DON'T START!

    • @Optimusj1975
      @Optimusj1975 Před 5 lety +144

      And yet the Doctor ALWAYS have a point.

    • @greythomas6199
      @greythomas6199 Před 4 lety +46

      Says hello to Martha and Rose. Both swoon. 👋❓❓

    • @moneybxndz161
      @moneybxndz161 Před 4 lety +45

      i was just saying hello-

    • @ericroe8342
      @ericroe8342 Před 4 lety +30

      I really don’t mind

    • @sknfmsmr
      @sknfmsmr Před 4 lety +6

      I need to see Jack and Sherlock together, even imagining is exciting

  • @polosolo9403
    @polosolo9403 Před 3 lety +2328

    Love how every person he flirts with doesnt mind, and he flirts with everyone.
    From this, I conclude every man in the doctor who universe is either bisexual, or is destined to turn bisexual when they meet captain jack.

    • @landlighterfirestar5550
      @landlighterfirestar5550 Před 2 lety +288

      Jack: how come I never get any of that?
      Doctor: buy me a drink first
      Jack: you’re such hard work!
      Doctor: but worth it! *obnoxious smile*

    • @defgirzawa7583
      @defgirzawa7583 Před 2 lety +101

      Did you look at Captain Jack? I am Hetero and I would consider going bi if I saw him^^

    • @Cnut_the_grape
      @Cnut_the_grape Před 2 lety +105

      I can confirm this as a man who turns bisexual whenever he sees captain Jack

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 Před 2 lety +12

      wouldn’t he be pan?

    • @Tigershark_3082
      @Tigershark_3082 Před 2 lety +26

      I believe Jack was my first man-crush

  • @hothotheat3000
    @hothotheat3000 Před 3 lety +1233

    He flirts in a way that makes everyone feel good about themselves. He’s not gross about it at all.

    • @druidriley3163
      @druidriley3163 Před 3 lety +15

      Yup.

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling Před 8 měsíci +68

      Yes. that's what flirting means. What people commonly call "flirting" is really just being sleezy.

    • @thee2724
      @thee2724 Před 6 měsíci +9

      John Barrowman however...

    • @arthurmartin4616
      @arthurmartin4616 Před 6 měsíci +12

      @@MeepChangeling It's a shame that's what counts as flirting these days. We could all learn a thing or two from Captain Jack.

    • @machinegunriff
      @machinegunriff Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@thee2724I've heard b4 that's he's controversial what did he do

  • @TheGamingAngelPlays
    @TheGamingAngelPlays Před 5 lety +7272

    Name: Captain Jack Harness
    Age: Ageless
    Sex: Yes

  • @hollybramhall1351
    @hollybramhall1351 Před 5 lety +5209

    Jack: *introduces himself*
    The Doctor: Stop it!
    Person he’s talking to: Oh, I don’t mind...

    • @antoniazadrag9195
      @antoniazadrag9195 Před 5 lety +56

      Holly Bramhall PAHAHA ITS ALWAYS THAT

    • @nerissacrawford8017
      @nerissacrawford8017 Před 4 lety +51

      I wouldn't mind either. 😈

    • @infinitesprings
      @infinitesprings Před 4 lety +85

      Yeah, I would be that person too. Captain Jack is just way too charismatic. It is incredibly hard not to fall for him on the spot. Those type of people are just way too magnetic and bright. Like staring into the sun, you just can't look away once you start.

    • @arynnbeefox3014
      @arynnbeefox3014 Před 4 lety +10

      Holly Bramhall “I have zero problems with this.”

    • @hollybramhall1351
      @hollybramhall1351 Před 4 lety +5

      Candace Garrett that is so true

  • @rileyb.9499
    @rileyb.9499 Před 4 lety +2993

    Jack: *kisses everyone in the room* “see you in hell”

  • @willlexie
    @willlexie Před 4 lety +1522

    If it breathes, he flirts.
    "So many species, so little time." - Nine.

    • @Senok13
      @Senok13 Před 3 lety +38

      Well, Jack nearly immortal - and not the ageless kind of immortal, but the actual deathless one.

    • @infinitemonkeytheorem4327
      @infinitemonkeytheorem4327 Před 3 lety +18

      @@Senok13 except there's a chance he could be the face of bo and well we all know what happened to the face of bo

    • @fredhasopinions
      @fredhasopinions Před 3 lety +28

      @@infinitemonkeytheorem4327 then again, the face of bo(e?) was the oldest creature in the universe, so it‘s close enough to being immortal.

  • @babinator9
    @babinator9 Před 5 lety +5166

    So this could just be renamed "All the times Captain Jack Harkness was onscreen"?

    • @crazcatladeestudios9956
      @crazcatladeestudios9956 Před 5 lety +127

      It could. It honestly could

    • @rain_cloud9553
      @rain_cloud9553 Před 5 lety +20

      Zack Babins scrEACHING

    • @crusherconi
      @crusherconi Před 5 lety +3

      Anime Watcher stop don’t bring your twitter trash over here please thank you

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf Před 5 lety +23

      @@crusherconi ???? How about you don't be unnecessarily rude to someone simply expressing excitement. That _proper_ enough for you, your honour?

    • @chenugent
      @chenugent Před 5 lety +4

      Arunima Tiwari okay we won’t, is that proper enough for *you* , your honour?

  • @DSchana6
    @DSchana6 Před 5 lety +8244

    I love that the first words of dialogue for captain jack were “Excellent bottom”

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf Před 5 lety +181

      It is honestly so iconic.
      Nice to spot a desi in the wild btw, hello!

    • @eliquialz1841
      @eliquialz1841 Před 5 lety +17

      Your 1000th like

    • @mycah4462
      @mycah4462 Před 5 lety +63

      because he is one ;)

    • @jamesr.2017
      @jamesr.2017 Před 4 lety +37

      Too bad that his last were just “Oh yeah.”

    • @elizabethh.9556
      @elizabethh.9556 Před 4 lety +23

      It's a good intro for him

  • @everettrailfan
    @everettrailfan Před 3 lety +2190

    I swear, he's gonna eventually come across himself and flirt with himself.

    • @memothat_mexican_junior5009
      @memothat_mexican_junior5009 Před 2 lety +118

      This actually happens I kid you not 💀💀

    • @RainbowRiver
      @RainbowRiver Před 2 lety +26

      @@memothat_mexican_junior5009 Where and when? I must see that😆

    • @memothat_mexican_junior5009
      @memothat_mexican_junior5009 Před 2 lety +112

      @@RainbowRiver torchwood, captin jack dances and kisses with captin jack

    • @RainbowRiver
      @RainbowRiver Před 2 lety +17

      @@memothat_mexican_junior5009 Thank you😊 Torchwood has been on my list for a while, I can't wait to watch it.

    • @kjl3080
      @kjl3080 Před 2 lety +45

      @@memothat_mexican_junior5009 that’s technically not himself, just someone with his name

  • @cedarbeck8324
    @cedarbeck8324 Před 4 lety +1194

    Jack kissing Rose goodbye and then turning around and kissing the Doctor goodbye will always be an iconic moment and it was one of the first (if not the first) times I ever heard of or saw homosexuality. Jack has always been one of my favorite characters and he'll always hold a special place in my heart

    • @Almost_Awesome
      @Almost_Awesome Před 9 měsíci +20

      Actually, if you want to get technical, Jacks bisexual

    • @ninirossau2304
      @ninirossau2304 Před 9 měsíci

      omnisexual according to Barrowman himself.@@Almost_Awesome

    • @jameskitchen2081
      @jameskitchen2081 Před 9 měsíci +6

      ​@@Almost_Awesomeif u wanna get technical, he also fks aliens what's the label for tha

    • @Almost_Awesome
      @Almost_Awesome Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@jameskitchen2081 Still bisexual, i would know i am one. Keep the aliens away from me

    • @ThatFoxxoLeo
      @ThatFoxxoLeo Před 8 měsíci +20

      @@jameskitchen2081 I feel like that's pansexual, no?

  • @lucypreece7581
    @lucypreece7581 Před 5 lety +10916

    Imagine Captain Jack and River Song in the same room. The world would not be prepared.

    • @crusherconi
      @crusherconi Před 5 lety +1063

      A flirtation singularity would form

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei Před 5 lety +360

      Would that be like antimatter meets different antimatter?

    • @majora748
      @majora748 Před 5 lety +348

      Hello Sweetie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @dreadcthulhu5
      @dreadcthulhu5 Před 5 lety +123

      @@majora748 Sweetie. Sweaty is someone with too much perspiration.

    • @eggsnspam
      @eggsnspam Před 5 lety +37

      @@greendalek303 Can't expect anything less!

  • @thishuman8759
    @thishuman8759 Před 5 lety +5814

    The day that Jack stops flirting, the universe will fold in on itself

  • @pancon9947
    @pancon9947 Před 4 lety +1113

    Jack: how come i never get any of that
    9: buy me a drink first
    Jack: you're so much work
    9: but worth it 😊

    • @Senok13
      @Senok13 Před 3 lety +44

      He said "Such hard work", and not "you're so much work", but yeah...

    • @hanc724
      @hanc724 Před 3 lety +14

      so iconic

  • @emissaryofthecows3389
    @emissaryofthecows3389 Před 4 lety +636

    Remember the episode when 9 was on the news station and it says "The Face of Boe reveals he is pregnant" Jack's never gonna change

    • @alysonneharris2445
      @alysonneharris2445 Před 3 lety +41

      OML WTH DID HE DO THIS TIME?!

    • @charissimpson235
      @charissimpson235 Před 3 lety +110

      well he did say in the first episode of torchwood ‘never doing that again’ in regards to getting pregnant!

    • @alysonneharris2445
      @alysonneharris2445 Před 3 lety +74

      @@charissimpson235 It’s Jack, how can he NOT end up getting pregnant or knocking someone up. It’s JACK

    • @Magic12553
      @Magic12553 Před 3 lety +15

      @@alysonneharris2445 he was pregnant in one of the audios wasn' t he?

    • @alysonneharris2445
      @alysonneharris2445 Před 3 lety +22

      @@Magic12553 He was. And with him being him, I wouldn’t doubt it if he got knocked up again.

  • @maddie7202
    @maddie7202 Před 5 lety +5580

    no one:
    jack: captain jack harkness and who are you?
    doctor: jACk nO

    • @roosa8159
      @roosa8159 Před 5 lety +131

      sTOPPIT

    • @SelenaMulan
      @SelenaMulan Před 5 lety +93

      Me:
      "I don't mind"

    • @crusherconi
      @crusherconi Před 5 lety +11

      Selena Rose Anyone*

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf Před 5 lety +3

      @@SelenaMulan saaaaame

    • @hiccuphufflepuff176
      @hiccuphufflepuff176 Před 5 lety +5

      no one: I was wondering when you'd get around to Me. We should hang out some time... for the rest of eternity.

  • @Mark-oz7vp
    @Mark-oz7vp Před 5 lety +6500

    Best part was, when he kissed Rose AND the doctor.

    • @antoniazadrag9195
      @antoniazadrag9195 Před 5 lety +322

      Maxime Winter yesssss i loved this bi legend

    • @redvariable4941
      @redvariable4941 Před 5 lety +489

      Considering he seems like he swings in just about every direction I'd say hes more pan than bi

    • @linkin0983
      @linkin0983 Před 4 lety +326

      @@redvariable4941 Man, woman or alien, anything or anyone, he'll try to flirt with them, and get some action lol

    • @xPanda25
      @xPanda25 Před 4 lety +338

      Maxime Winter - Supposedly it was planned for Jack to kiss Rose and the Doctor for the same amount of time, but there was one take where him and the Doctor kissed for so long they ended up on the ground

    • @antoniazadrag9195
      @antoniazadrag9195 Před 4 lety +34

      Chandler Hupp PAJAHAHAHAHAH

  • @sock2828
    @sock2828 Před 3 lety +427

    I always liked Jack growing up since he made being bi/pansexual cool. He made me feel like I was lucky to be bi instead of being anxious over not being either straight or gay.
    Here's to more suave bisexual action heroes.

  • @colbyjones7816
    @colbyjones7816 Před 3 lety +172

    Every time Jack introduces himself to someone, I feel like the Doctor is going to pull out a squirt bottle like he’s a misbehaving dog. 😄

  • @ffic4life
    @ffic4life Před 5 lety +3184

    If Jack met Lucifer Morningstar, the screen would blow up

    • @issers
      @issers Před 5 lety +180

      Holy shit yes. That would be a mess 😂

    • @kuroakikitsune
      @kuroakikitsune Před 5 lety +68

      I was just watching the new season! But yes!! That would be such a good combo

    • @secretninja247
      @secretninja247 Před 5 lety +25

      I need this now XD haha

    • @serixskylark
      @serixskylark Před 5 lety +60

      PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE THIS

    • @mwillmer6074
      @mwillmer6074 Před 5 lety +9

      @@issers hopefully

  • @murdomaclachlan
    @murdomaclachlan Před 5 lety +2300

    no one:
    not a single person:
    literally not a soul:
    captain jack harkness: *eXcelLEnT bOtTOm*

    • @sirkittens5445
      @sirkittens5445 Před 3 lety +66

      Damn, I can't believe this dude's very first line on the show was "nice ass"

    • @wassupheinz
      @wassupheinz Před 3 lety +8

      @@sirkittens5445 nice ass but elegant

  • @justadumbass3741
    @justadumbass3741 Před 4 lety +225

    2:14 this shows that Jack can flirt even when he's not there
    Such a powerful being

  • @proopmcshitlington3392
    @proopmcshitlington3392 Před 4 lety +427

    Doctor: Oh! It's like when you fancy someone, but they don't even know you exist. That's what it's like!
    Martha: *uncomfortable in love noises*
    Captain Jack: You too huh?

  • @GraemeGunn
    @GraemeGunn Před 5 lety +7616

    I've never understood why Jack Harkness never became a regular on the show. Could you imagine an entire season where HE's the companion?

    • @jeng9927
      @jeng9927 Před 5 lety +351

      Graeme Gunn That’s where fanfic comes in.

    • @volatilecheese12
      @volatilecheese12 Před 5 lety +83

      Yes and I want it

    • @Discrimination_is_not_a_right
      @Discrimination_is_not_a_right Před 5 lety +640

      He'd flirt with the TARDIS and then she'd dump him in the pool. Then she'd delete the pool. But you know Jack.... he always comes back....

    • @RizzrakTV
      @RizzrakTV Před 5 lety +151

      bring jack back for a female doctor

    • @lazyh-online4839
      @lazyh-online4839 Před 5 lety +306

      @@Discrimination_is_not_a_right
      Jack: Hi, captain jack harkness, and who are you?
      TARDIS: Hi, I'm.... Sexy.
      This could go so well!

  • @roosa8159
    @roosa8159 Před 5 lety +1913

    Jack: Hello I am Jack Hark-
    Doctor: sTOPIT!

    • @ctfangirl
      @ctfangirl Před 4 lety +25

      Rotsku and yet when Jack flirted with the Doctor, the Doctor flirted back (when the timing wasn’t utterly inappropriate). Which to me was actually more significant than who Jack was. Not getting pissy and shoving him off was a kind of acceptance. And this was way before the current trend of welcoming all sexualities and gender identities (which has really only been big for the last 2-3 years).

    • @renhey9979
      @renhey9979 Před 3 lety +4

      Capnjackarknesss and whoooo are you?

  • @nopyro2851
    @nopyro2851 Před 4 lety +360

    Jack protecc Jack atacc but most importantly in the latest episode he bacc

    • @fandommadness48
      @fandommadness48 Před 4 lety +6

      Hopefully River or Clara next

    • @Lior353
      @Lior353 Před 3 lety +1

      Fandom Madness Clara is dead and river wouldn’t recognise the doctor at all

    • @patchworkfellow4262
      @patchworkfellow4262 Před 3 lety +9

      [ phoenix ][ shadow ] also, River couldn’t. She only learns there’s more than 11 Doctors (All of whom she’s met sometime) in _The Wedding of River Song_ and she almost immediately goes to the Library afterwards. Not that I wouldn’t LOVE her coming back more; Alex Kingston is an underrated QUEEN

    • @CRydon200
      @CRydon200 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Lior353 clara isn't dead yet I think she has a tardis in her latest episode

    • @Lior353
      @Lior353 Před 3 lety

      05-13 oh, sorry i hadn’t watched hell bent

  • @josephicha9150
    @josephicha9150 Před 4 lety +80

    1:39 Jack: *is alive for literally three seconds
    Also Jack: *immediately says hello
    The Doctor: *cAn yOU NoT*

  • @Sparkes97
    @Sparkes97 Před 5 lety +2111

    Love that the only companion that didnt fancy the doctor was Donna, they were just besties

    • @andrzejrybickiToOn
      @andrzejrybickiToOn Před 4 lety +18

      Yeah

    • @WhovianSinceand
      @WhovianSinceand Před 4 lety +187

      And Donna is the only one, who wasn't fancyed by Jack...

    • @ivymoody4238
      @ivymoody4238 Před 4 lety +148

      Well what about Rory, Rory was only ever attracted to Amy

    • @acsahkulasingham8017
      @acsahkulasingham8017 Před 4 lety +10

      @@ivymoody4238 that's true😂😂

    • @ivymoody4238
      @ivymoody4238 Před 4 lety +8

      @@acsahkulasingham8017 it's only been a week and I forgot about it and now I'm laughing my head off at 12:30 pm at this, I really did that😂😂

  • @jedichick1016
    @jedichick1016 Před 5 lety +4543

    And this doesn’t even include Torchwood.

    • @spacemanedits5570
      @spacemanedits5570  Před 5 lety +187

      I couldn't find a good Torchwood download, but I really wanted to include it. Sorry :(

    • @Oreo-vh7rk
      @Oreo-vh7rk Před 5 lety +160

      @@spacemanedits5570 Don't apologize, this is perfect. I was getting a lil afraid tht people would forget dis legendary character and u made this amazing vid. Thank you😘😘

    • @thewolfpack7009
      @thewolfpack7009 Před 5 lety +87

      JediChick101 if it included torch wood it would last forever.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Před 5 lety +143

      Well he doesn't do much flirting in Torchwood he just sleeps with people.

    • @spacemanedits5570
      @spacemanedits5570  Před 5 lety +43

      @@dr.bright6272 I'm dying that's so funny 😂

  • @Tophymaster
    @Tophymaster Před 4 lety +386

    Other People: "James Bond is the action hero who gets laid like no one else."
    Me: "Captain Jack Harkness and who are you!!""

  • @pettingbears
    @pettingbears Před 4 lety +287

    6:58 I get the feeling Donna and Jackie would be _incredible_ friends.

  • @rhianwen5727
    @rhianwen5727 Před 5 lety +2524

    I WAS JUST SAYING HELLO

  • @francisnoname842
    @francisnoname842 Před 5 lety +1557

    captain jack flirting with everyone for 8 minutes straight? More like captain jack flirting with everyone for 8 minutes bi

    • @mialevi1341
      @mialevi1341 Před 5 lety +85

      8 minutes pan*

    • @TheTradge
      @TheTradge Před 5 lety +25

      @alice constantine - Actually bisexual means attraction to male or female, pansexual means attraction to anyone regardless of gender identification, including non-binary and trans, so Beatrice is spot on.

    • @mialevi1341
      @mialevi1341 Před 4 lety +2

      @alice constantine Then what's the definition of a pansexual?

    • @dagmar0904
      @dagmar0904 Před 4 lety +26

      He is still pan, he flirts with everyone, no matter what gender, Spezies etc. I'd say that's pan xD

    • @lwpluto
      @lwpluto Před 4 lety +11

      'Two or more genders'
      You realize the prefix 'bi' means two, right?

  • @logancox3308
    @logancox3308 Před 3 lety +74

    He is an intergalactic bard, flirting with anything that moves

  • @amidar6634
    @amidar6634 Před 3 lety +188

    There are pansexuals and there is Jack Harness. He is the god of being attracted to everything and everyone.

  • @archiermanilo23
    @archiermanilo23 Před 5 lety +1623

    A B S O L U T E L Y N O T

  • @sapphael.
    @sapphael. Před 5 lety +963

    Jack Harkness: *breaths*
    Literally everybody: "now is not the TIME JACK"

    • @Cmor19
      @Cmor19 Před 3 lety +21

      No that's only the doctor. Nobody else minds

    • @sumthingwikked4257
      @sumthingwikked4257 Před 2 měsíci

      Me: He's only converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
      The Doctor: You can get a tree for a mate that way. I should know.

  • @GOTHICforLIFE1
    @GOTHICforLIFE1 Před 4 lety +96

    The best relationship was by far between Tennant and Jack. Love how Tennant always goes with "oh, ffs.... -_-"

  • @samwitherington4386
    @samwitherington4386 Před 3 lety +64

    love that in the game show, the Doctor and Rose are both confused as to where they are, and trying to get out of it, but Jack just accepts where he is and rolls with it. Captain Jack is the best character ever.

  • @fangirlingfailure
    @fangirlingfailure Před 5 lety +1812

    Captain Jack Harkness was the queer icon I needed as a child to love myself

  • @ashleyhaynie8399
    @ashleyhaynie8399 Před 5 lety +1268

    Imagine how long this vid would be if we added torchwood footage.

    • @doctormaboule
      @doctormaboule Před 5 lety +50

      Yeah but Doctor Who is a family show, Torchwood is.. well too much woods.. and Jack literally wears a belt AND suspenders in TWoods

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 Před 5 lety +9

      Dr Smith, And that’s when it loses it charm. Him being a con man who is pan sexual makes sense and his playful tone isn’t too annoying.
      In torchwood it got annoying as it felt it was only there due to the age rating.

    • @doctormaboule
      @doctormaboule Před 5 lety +6

      @@paladinboyd1228 i agree on that. In DW his overly sexual behavior tend to be a comic relief in TW it's.. meh/

    • @bi_cycle
      @bi_cycle Před 4 lety +9

      Excuse you he's omnisexual

    • @georgelinford5576
      @georgelinford5576 Před 4 lety +6

      I don't think CZcams videos can be that long...

  • @aresstenger935
    @aresstenger935 Před 4 lety +58

    "there's a time and a place!" its jack harkness, the time is always now and the place is always here and thats a universal constant

  • @lunawohlmut4821
    @lunawohlmut4821 Před 4 lety +47

    "Your viewing numbers just went up."
    Jack is excellent

  • @thebronzedragon1
    @thebronzedragon1 Před 5 lety +979

    Captain Jack Harkness: The living definition of Omnisexual

    • @linkin0983
      @linkin0983 Před 4 lety +7

      I was gonna like this comment, but I don't wanna ruin the amount of likes it has 😂

    • @kamirostorino9416
      @kamirostorino9416 Před 4 lety +21

      I actually see a lot of myself in Jack. Except i do not flirt with someone i like the second i meet them for the first time.

    • @ashtoneverett9250
      @ashtoneverett9250 Před 4 lety +2

      @@linkin0983 There should be more people like you lol

    • @froggdoggs8551
      @froggdoggs8551 Před 4 lety +16

      He would flirt with the potted plant honestly

    • @theunknowneditor63
      @theunknowneditor63 Před 3 lety +7

      *harknessexual

  • @annaliesecancilla894
    @annaliesecancilla894 Před 5 lety +646

    I absolutely love that everyone is like “oh, I don’t mind (0///0)”

  • @misguided_ghost
    @misguided_ghost Před 2 lety +17

    i love how ten is so done with his flirting all the time but nine, although sometimes the same, flirts back

  • @Yammenkow
    @Yammenkow Před 2 lety +36

    Jack was the bi+ representation I needed before I even knew I was bi/pan myself. Always a special place in my heart for this incorrigable flirt.

  • @Deathlygunn
    @Deathlygunn Před 5 lety +498

    You know Captain Jack is good at flirting when even Sarah Jane Smith gets flustered.

  • @jennaandrews5355
    @jennaandrews5355 Před 5 lety +10413

    "8 minutes straight" what part of those 8 mins were straight
    *edit Jesus Christ people i did not expect my trash comment to get this many likes

    • @crazcatladeestudios9956
      @crazcatladeestudios9956 Před 5 lety +407

      Half of them. He's clearly a bisexual flirting machine

    • @malihaislam7837
      @malihaislam7837 Před 5 lety +106

      CraZcatladee Studios lol that doesn’t make you straight though, just makes you a not straight person flirting with an different gender person :)

    • @crazcatladeestudios9956
      @crazcatladeestudios9956 Před 5 lety +50

      @@malihaislam7837 I know. I'm pan. But still, it would seem straight to some charecters

    • @tonymarshall3978
      @tonymarshall3978 Před 5 lety +122

      @@crazcatladeestudios9956 Is Jack the most sexually progressive character of all time. Its stated that in the 51st century the human race has adapted to so many aliens that almost anything is attractive to them. Men, Women, Insect people, Dogs and Jack just wants to have a fun time with all of them.

    • @crazcatladeestudios9956
      @crazcatladeestudios9956 Před 5 lety +20

      @@tonymarshall3978 I agree. You could clearly write Doctor who themed books that would be bestsellers if you wanted 😜 cause you are very smart

  • @mikrokosmos2216
    @mikrokosmos2216 Před 3 lety +57

    this man was the bisexual character i needed in my life as a kid. i’m bisexual and have recently realized there is like NO bisexual representation 😭 so it’s really good to see some representation for once 🙄

  • @someoneelse234
    @someoneelse234 Před 2 lety +19

    5:49
    “where were you hiding that”
    “you really don’t wanna know”
    LMAOOOOO

  • @crazcatladeestudios9956
    @crazcatladeestudios9956 Před 5 lety +1974

    Bisexual flirt machine! Or maybe pan, since he flirts with legit ANYONE. Oh, and the doctor *is* so worth it 😉
    Edit: recently found out he's omnisexual soooooo

    • @graceswan4353
      @graceswan4353 Před 5 lety +165

      Not just anyone, he would flirt with a plant, or even a chair if it fell over

    • @graceswan4353
      @graceswan4353 Před 5 lety +117

      If it exist, he attracted

    • @crazcatladeestudios9956
      @crazcatladeestudios9956 Před 5 lety +19

      @@graceswan4353pretty much, yeah

    • @obiwankenobi687
      @obiwankenobi687 Před 5 lety +90

      CraZcatladee Studios he’s an Omnisexual, it means he’d sleep with men, women, alien, robots, Androids, plants etc.

    • @crusherconi
      @crusherconi Před 5 lety +7

      ObiWan Kenobi top geezer

  • @BurnItUpp2009
    @BurnItUpp2009 Před 5 lety +617

    Jack: "Captain Jack Harkness and who are you"
    Ten: "StOP iT"
    ❤️😂

    • @onyxtay7246
      @onyxtay7246 Před 5 lety +13

      9 does it too.
      They both know him a bit too well.

  • @RoseBug42
    @RoseBug42 Před rokem +15

    "I was just saying hello!" "For you that's flirting." Jack Harkness summed up in one line

  • @mia2801
    @mia2801 Před 4 lety +62

    "not now captain"
    "Stop IIIIIT"
    "I don't mind"
    "Nice bottom"
    God this show is iconic

  • @iamameliapondjattel778
    @iamameliapondjattel778 Před 5 lety +729

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Captain Jack: Captain Ja...
    Doctor: JaCk No! !

    • @crestianroxas4782
      @crestianroxas4782 Před 4 lety +3

      (Know what I've waited too long to say this and you've got the perfect comment!!!)
      Me: CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!!

    • @renhey9979
      @renhey9979 Před 3 lety +5

      You mean capnjackarknesssand who are yoooou?

    • @Akuliszi
      @Akuliszi Před 3 lety

      @@crestianroxas4782 I thought about the same thing

    • @JaneSt.Valentine
      @JaneSt.Valentine Před 3 lety +1

      Captain Jack: Jack yes. 😈

  • @shiloh4460
    @shiloh4460 Před 5 lety +447

    jack: *sneezes*
    the doctor: *oOIII*

  • @Missakiah
    @Missakiah Před 2 lety +33

    I met John a few years back at a convention (I was a crying mess of course) he was the funniest most genuine person ever. I remember he had on these sparkly Tardis shoes.

  • @rye581
    @rye581 Před 3 lety +198

    Jack:flirts with everyone
    Everyone:likes it
    Jack:sees Donna doesn't flirt
    Donna:tries to flirt (fails)
    Lmao😂
    Love u Donna lol

    • @charissimpson235
      @charissimpson235 Před 3 lety +13

      i think that was the time frame in which jack was with ianto in torchwood so that would maybe explain it

  • @revanruler6404
    @revanruler6404 Před 5 lety +333

    i'd like to take this moment to remind you that that champagne cork probably knocked some poor guy out

  • @marvelfan2.059
    @marvelfan2.059 Před 5 lety +208

    Is there ever a time where Captain Jack does NOT flirt with every person he meets?
    I don`t even think the most terrifying of monsters would make him feel turned off.

    • @jeng9927
      @jeng9927 Před 5 lety +13

      Marvelfan 2.0 Well, there’s the times when he’s technically dead. But even then I swear I could see hi leering.

    • @WhovianSinceand
      @WhovianSinceand Před 4 lety +8

      Donna

    • @infinitesprings
      @infinitesprings Před 4 lety +8

      I don't think the most terrifying of monsters could resist his charm.

    • @fluffy6628
      @fluffy6628 Před 4 lety

      It makes me feel a little better about myself and at ease just seeing somebody so dashing flirt with practically anybody, giving anybody a chance, even if it doesnt mean anything.

    • @patchworkfellow4262
      @patchworkfellow4262 Před 3 lety +17

      *Dalek* : EXTERMINA-
      *Jack* : Captain Jack Harkness, and what is _your_ designation..?
      *Doctor* : Jack nO-
      *Dalek* : I... DO NOT PROTEST...

  • @oliveraustin9072
    @oliveraustin9072 Před 4 lety +34

    **captain jack flirting with everyone but me for 8 mins straight** :(

  • @roboticspiderguy8901
    @roboticspiderguy8901 Před 4 lety +57

    Just wait til he sees the 13th Doctor

    • @BenGHD
      @BenGHD Před 4 lety +10

      Funny you say that

    • @coultergill7728
      @coultergill7728 Před 3 lety +1

      Ballantyne Music they haven’t met yet

  • @greendalek303
    @greendalek303 Před 5 lety +333

    Would love for Jack to meet Thirteen and her crew.

    • @Julie-ok4ht
      @Julie-ok4ht Před 5 lety +6

      Yes please 😊

    • @user-sq5dc2of2r
      @user-sq5dc2of2r Před 4 lety +1

      Он пытался подкатить к голубому не-доктору, о чём ты?

    • @bobateacafe5792
      @bobateacafe5792 Před 4 lety +3

      @@Julie-ok4ht sad that Jack died in torchwood though i think? I don't remember

    • @Julie-ok4ht
      @Julie-ok4ht Před 4 lety +17

      @@bobateacafe5792 I don't think so because he can't die. So 👍

    • @Julie-ok4ht
      @Julie-ok4ht Před 4 lety +5

      @@papongpapong1047 Yep😄

  • @Jordan-jn1vj
    @Jordan-jn1vj Před 5 lety +380

    Oh Jackity, Jackity, I am coming for that smackity

  • @tieflingcorpse9817
    @tieflingcorpse9817 Před 2 lety +18

    the doctor's ability to resist jack no matter what body the doctor has speaks to his asexuality

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 Před rokem +10

    Jack: Excellent bottom.
    Soldier: Sir, there's a time and a place.
    I see someone's familiar with Jack's work

  • @rosablack12
    @rosablack12 Před 5 lety +273

    Flirting with everyone for 8 minutes straight. Straight he is not

    • @adamkaban8507
      @adamkaban8507 Před 5 lety +7

      That reminds me of that old pick-up line for gay people sorry I'm straight so is spaghetti until you get it wet

    • @Andy-xi4pu
      @Andy-xi4pu Před 4 lety +2

      rosa black Captain Jack flirting with everyone for 8 minutes gay

  • @playingnice101
    @playingnice101 Před 5 lety +185

    If this included Torchwood clips, this video would've been an hour long

  • @JordanSullivanadventures
    @JordanSullivanadventures Před 4 lety +14

    0:31 I love that this WWII guy isn't insulted or weirded out or anything that a dude just slapped his ass and said he had an excellent bottom -- he's just happy :)

  • @missycat7598
    @missycat7598 Před 4 lety +31

    The best thing is, in his latest appearance, he kissed everyone he saw.

  • @Harldin
    @Harldin Před 5 lety +257

    I want to so badly see Jack meet the 13th Doctor, his reaction would be priceless.
    Something along the Line off “I can’t even begin to say what I’m thinking right now”

    • @toa95
      @toa95 Před 4 lety +26

      Well we got close in the newest episode. Not quite there yet though!

    • @landlighterfirestar5550
      @landlighterfirestar5550 Před 4 lety +17

      *This I gotta see!*
      Oh you will, Jack, eventually...

    • @lepimond4605
      @lepimond4605 Před 3 lety +10

      @@toa95 Let's hope he wasn't brought to the episode just to be brought, and there's a purpose for all that. Jack and 13 need to meet.

    • @fireflygaming8764
      @fireflygaming8764 Před 3 lety +2

      It will hopefully happen in the next episode.

    • @rosed-water2860
      @rosed-water2860 Před 3 lety +4

      well...

  • @jeckjeck3119
    @jeckjeck3119 Před 5 lety +169

    Jack is one of my favorite characters in this wonderful show.

  • @MysteryGaming101
    @MysteryGaming101 Před 3 lety +27

    Okay but does not one else see Jack checking Martha out at 2:00 😂 like, is that just me??

  • @Menagerie_OS
    @Menagerie_OS Před 2 lety +9

    I really wish we could have seen an interaction between Jack and 11. That would have been hilarious.

  • @LoveThisRealWoman
    @LoveThisRealWoman Před 5 lety +166

    Let’s be honest we’d all smash Cap’n Jack. 🔥

  • @elizamardlin1782
    @elizamardlin1782 Před 5 lety +179

    ok but that scene with Alonso is so cute

  • @cybremystica93
    @cybremystica93 Před 3 lety +29

    Looking back I actually don’t think Jack was a flirt. He was really sociable and had a charming personality. He was just really really complimentary and friendly.

  • @astronomydemon6312
    @astronomydemon6312 Před 2 lety +13

    I had an argument with a pal about of jack was straight or not
    They said he was straight because he flirted with women
    My dude, he flirts with everything

  • @dawnriddler
    @dawnriddler Před 5 lety +84

    That "I'm worth it" and a smile always gets me ! ^^

  • @opheliaismyname9180
    @opheliaismyname9180 Před 5 lety +61

    "Three Doctors? I can't even tell you what I'm thinking right now"
    Ianto, who, let's face it, knows telepathically when Jack is being, well, Jack:-pouting- *Watch it, I will not hesitate to lay you out*

    • @s-094cam5
      @s-094cam5 Před 3 lety +4

      Don't need to be psychic to know what he's thinking

  • @MysteryGaming101
    @MysteryGaming101 Před 4 lety +22

    Captain Jack: “Captain Jack Harkness”
    Doctor: “stOOOpIT”
    Everyone else: “I don’t mind.”
    Me: “David Tennant is cuter that ur flirty ass” * and bows *

  • @x-venturegaming9951
    @x-venturegaming9951 Před 3 lety +14

    John Barrowman is brave enough to show who he really is, even in shows like this!

  • @Jordan-jn1vj
    @Jordan-jn1vj Před 5 lety +342

    4:16 is the best moment, I couldn’t stop laughing

    • @eggsnspam
      @eggsnspam Před 5 lety +16

      What Capt. Jack was thinking during that time:
      "I will die if I don't flirt. Look robots!" *flirt* *flirt*
      He'll probably flirt with himself if he was left alone in a room.

    • @doggo377
      @doggo377 Před 4 lety +4

      A B S O L U T E L Y N O T

    • @nottodaysatannottoday2177
      @nottodaysatannottoday2177 Před 4 lety

      Jordanisntheboss SAME 😂😂😂

  • @SelenaMulan
    @SelenaMulan Před 5 lety +52

    That first scene was pretty much when I fell in love with him.

  • @bym6952
    @bym6952 Před 2 lety +5

    If Jack flirted with me i would be like
    “ I do not protest. “

  • @Cailey_forman
    @Cailey_forman Před 2 lety +5

    Alternative name: jack flirting with everyone but Donna for 8 minutes

  • @elizamardlin1782
    @elizamardlin1782 Před 5 lety +466

    love this but i don't think rose was 17, more like 19/20?

    • @crazcatladeestudios9956
      @crazcatladeestudios9956 Před 5 lety +117

      Yeah, I thought 19 cause that's what the doctor said to Charles dickens on xmas

    • @maraudersvids1718
      @maraudersvids1718 Před 5 lety +41

      LizzieLiberated shes 19

    • @martinmaguire-music6692
      @martinmaguire-music6692 Před 5 lety +117

      "For the first *19* years of my life, nothing happened, nothing at all..."

    • @Sam-tw3ep
      @Sam-tw3ep Před 5 lety +44

      Plus it doesn't matter because the drinking age when your not actually buying the drinks on site, so if your at home, is whatever your parents decide. In Britain that is.

    • @spacemanedits5570
      @spacemanedits5570  Před 5 lety +36

      I got it wrong - sorry :(

  • @hanye5763
    @hanye5763 Před 5 lety +276

    Rose was 19 not 17 so she was fine to drink going by uk law

    • @spacemanedits5570
      @spacemanedits5570  Před 5 lety +18

      IK I got it wrong... I'm so disappointed in myself... :(

    • @hanye5763
      @hanye5763 Před 5 lety +5

      spacemanedits dont be! Its a great video either way! Dont be so hard on yourself :)

    • @eeduranti
      @eeduranti Před 5 lety +2

      Everyone is aloud ONE (1) mistake.

    • @Harldin
      @Harldin Před 5 lety +4

      Only in America can you get your head blown off in a War at 18-20 but sit in a bar to have a drink.

    • @KrisFrost4359
      @KrisFrost4359 Před 5 lety

      Mick C In Iceland, you have to be 20 to drink. Well, the law says "to buy alcohol" because almost everyone has at least tasted it at 15 or 16.

  • @bobbimorse8460
    @bobbimorse8460 Před 4 lety +61

    Series 12 episode 5
    HE’S BAAAAACK

    • @sknfmsmr
      @sknfmsmr Před 4 lety +5

      Your pp is the most Sherlock-ish thing ever

    • @klop4228
      @klop4228 Před 2 lety +3

      And again in the special.
      Too bad he wasn't written nearly as well.

  • @SkydreamPony
    @SkydreamPony Před 4 lety +21

    5:32 She's 19, not 17. Dalek is set in 2012 and Rose says she'd be 26. 2012 is 7 years into Rose's future. 7 years back from 26 would be 19

  • @hectoriiibongconuqui7106
    @hectoriiibongconuqui7106 Před 5 lety +106

    Be reminded that Jack is meant to be a Future Human.
    Meaning in the Future, every human is booty-hunting machine that is constantly on the prowl.
    How does anything ever get done?

    • @ctfangirl
      @ctfangirl Před 4 lety +8

      Hector the III actually I don’t think the ‘booty hunting’ is necessarily a trait of future humans. That could be uniquely Jack. I mean there are adults now who seem to have never gotten over their horny teenage hormones. It’s the pansexuality being no big deal that seems to be a trait of the future (and in this case super pan cause he’ll hit on any gender, gender identity or species)

    • @thelonggame9583
      @thelonggame9583 Před 3 lety +9

      Swigity swooty

    • @alysonneharris2445
      @alysonneharris2445 Před 3 lety +5

      @@thelonggame9583 give me the booty

    • @sumthingwikked4257
      @sumthingwikked4257 Před 2 měsíci

      After sex, usually.

  • @kathleenvasey9499
    @kathleenvasey9499 Před 5 lety +201

    How?! How??!! HOW?????!!!!! Did you get it down to 'just' 8 minutes!? I never would've thought it possible😂😂😂

    • @veetijaakkola1200
      @veetijaakkola1200 Před 5 lety +13

      Its cause its only Doctor who ones, it doesnt included torchwood

  • @alyxleaf
    @alyxleaf Před 7 měsíci +2

    Jack: "Captain Jack-"
    The Doctor, halfway across the universe: **inhales**

  • @harryguidotti3815
    @harryguidotti3815 Před 3 lety +7

    Jack: Hello.
    *TARDIS Materializes*
    Doctor: Don't!
    Jack: I'm just-! How did you even?

  • @Ryukuro
    @Ryukuro Před 5 lety +138

    I get my fashion advice from 2000th century robots. Is that bad?

  • @Morgan_Bush
    @Morgan_Bush Před 5 lety +64

    i forgot how brilliant Trinny and Susannah were as robots

  • @m4rionettealastor702
    @m4rionettealastor702 Před 4 lety +16

    Jack flirts with anything that talks in 8 minutes *definitely not straight*