The Champions: Season 3, Episode 5
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- čas přidán 8. 12. 2019
- The goalkeepers need to come together to save the planet-but can Manuel Neuer and Marc-Andre ter Stegen set aside their rivalry? ☄️
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Ter Stegen and Neuer
”Oh Scheise”
Rasmus Jensen *scheiße
김원준 it is shit
Rasmus Jensen it’s shizor
Double s bitch. Lern mal Deutsch (irony)
Rasmus Jensen yes
The meteor nutmegged them.
It was Courtois controlling it all along😂
Courtois came back and he is incredibly good man you didn't watch recent matches or highlights?
He is just God right now.
And messi was controlling the meteor right?🤔🤔🤣🤣
LMAO
Why are you so mean to Courtois tho
CarKeyNosGR god my ass he‘s still shite
Plot twist: Lev Yashin comes back to life and blocks it with his hat.
Underrated Joke 😂
@@jeet8524 yep
No Petr Cech comes back with his helmet
Ray Zhang it’s not a helmet it’s a headgear
Rory Hawkins look he is the oldest goalkepper he died because he drunk alot and smoked alot
The fact that Müller is now VERY relevant player and Neuer outgamed Ter Stegen...
4:46 Ter Stegen?! He can’t be the leader, he can’t even decide on a first name!
He was scored 8 goals
🔥
All facts Neuer is still better than marc, Neuer is a top 5 keeper currently . Btw will also be Germany #1 in 2022 WC.
@@Jemo0 we don't know, we can't predict the future.
“We need our top 5 goalies so I’m out” bruuuuh
4:16 😂
fr🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
No love for Guzan!
They did Guzan dirty😂
2:19 Kyle Walker at the Goalkeeper union in the background cuz he played 20 minutes as a goalkeeper is the funniest thing ever
Hey good catch
Don't make fun of the great one, he hasn't conceded a goal all season.
I caught that too😂
I didn’t even notice that either lmao
Details bruuuuuh lololol
I love how Kyle Walker is just vibing in the back
Lol
He is also in keeper union because of the match between man city and atalanta he came in as a keeper to replace bravo
@@trevorthenumber1074 it was an Easter egg. 😂
Cause he also can be a goal keeper
@@trevorthenumber1074 then where os felipe melo when he played for galatasaray tonreplace the keeper during a match? When the keeper got red
Last night just proved that Neuer still relevant be his president
I came here for this specific comment🤣
Yesterday again :)
It was honestly poetic how Buffon had to tell Neuer that he’s getting old. I’ll miss Gigi.
Me too😂😟😭😢
We've been saying we'll miss him for the past 3 seasons. I wouldn't be surprised if he decides to play another season
for reaaal
Neuer isn't even the first sweeper keeper, that accolade goes to Lev Yashin
hello from the future… he's still playing
Lol, even as a United fan the “I have a match Thursday” cracks me up every time
Why? didn't get it
Because man u are not in the champions league this year. The title of the clip is the champions indicating that only teams in the champions league would feature. As a result man u do not regularly appear in this season. It is also a jab at how poor the red devils have been recently. And thats why i left my girlfriend.
Europa League
@@d1moabz28 haha nice got it - poor gf
well so does my club and its not arsenal
I like it how it is the Brazilian legs(Ederson & Allison), Athletico Arms (Oblak and De Gea) and the German Head (Neuer and Ter Stegen)
I think Walker and alisson
Looks like Neuer won the vote 8 - 2
Please go and throw moji out of the map
😂
And he won the champions league
🤣🤣
8- Neur Fans 2- Ter Stegen Fans
“It’s ok I’m not a striker I’m an attacking midfielder”
Lol 😂
samir some time later: GET ON WITH IT STRIKER
Hows that funny
@@Lukeo-xk4nb because he used to be a striker now he is a attacking midfielder
Gatsby Ghetty I get it but it’s not funny
Lukeo7002 as the goalkeepers said no strikers, he’s not!
Kyle Walker just chilling there with his 100% save rate
Is that kyle walker at the bar when Muller bursts in?
Had to watch it a second time to see him. B/R are really something else😂
@@trinigold100 yeah
1:51
Lml I was wondering who that was
“He can’t be leader he can’t even decide on a first name”
this series never ceases to amaze me
0:24who’s here after Valverde got sacked 😂
Ya boi Skinny penis i am 🤣
Me
Ya boi Skinny penis Me
Me
Me during the quarantine
"Oh, Scheiße!"
Pure gold! 😂
7shinta7 what does it mean?
@@nurdau7et oh shit
@@nurdau7et Oh Shit
@@nurdau7et oh shit
How the hell can u spell that I spell it shiza
"Ter Stegen?! He can't be the leader. He can't even decide on a first name!"
That part killed me😂
Well he is right..this double names are really annoying/dumb
- Marc-André ter Stegen
- Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
- Ki-Jana Hoever
- Trent Alexander-Arnold
- Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
- Dominic Calvert-Lewin
@@pe3497 oh yes let's ask trent to change his surname, hey trent, change your surname to arnold /s
@@clovisyio6573 yes, but that double last name is given if the mother and father want to share last names. As for a double first name, it's just plain stupid
Hall Of The Vardy ... well ur dumb ... sorry but imo u are really dumb for saying that having a double 1st name is stupid
5:17 Oblak´s line is a reference to his disastrous penalty record and how he nevers picks a diving side at penalties, instead waiting for the shoot to come. This of course, never works.
that is true, as i am an Atletico fan this is very disapointing
Wow good eye bro
Who is watching after Bayern vs Barcelona ( thomas & neuer vs ter stegen)
Even though i'm a Bayern fan, i still think they were a little too harsh on Ter Stegen....it's a shame because he is actually a good GK!
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@@wallpaper2a551 Its almost the same with Brazil 1-7 Germany, the GK was good, the problem was the defenders.
@@wallpaper2a551 Ter Stegen Is Good, But Is Defender's Fault.
wallpaper 2a yea the defence was sh*t
Lorris: I will drive
Everybody: eeeeeeeh
The references are perfect 😂
Would be better if it was Karius.
@@et34t34fdf You clearly don't get the joke. Lloris was arrested for driving under influence. So no it wouldn't be better if it was Karius.
@@ImranAEB Calm down LOL
Here’s how u spell Lorris (your spelling) my spelling: Lloris
Gnarby runs with the ball
Lloris:I'm fucked
the sign outside the bar: "the only union that doesn't strike" 😂😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣B/R football are a lot for the game !!!!💯💯
Courtois almost makes a goal so...
"I used to be back up goalie for Pripyat Roentgens"
Someone: "EEEEW"🤣😂😂🤣
Nobody saw that Pyatov has 6 fingers
@@denvel i noticed that
3.6
4:35 (Manueeeel ) , buffon accent is the best
“That means we need our top 5 goalkeepers so that means I’m out” 😂
The Gamer Legend 😂😂😂 almost spit my fucking food ffs
The Gamer Legend that my favorite part too😂😂
Plus he had the cool hat idea!!
Hahhahaha this sentence killed me lol
Laughing hard for tis sentence😂😂😂
They all wearing helmets in that scene like Cech 😂
Richards Gaming helmets there scrum hats 😂😂😂😂
@@adamcollins8189 They are GK Helmets 😂😂😂😂
R N you know what are scrum hats right?
Only Legends were able to catch Muller's investigating the space joke at 2:42
Who’s here after Neuer won the UCL?
Me
I am a Barcelona fan and 2-8 is embarrassing 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 whyyyyyy
Meh
I was hoping they would stop the meteor using big hats
Big Dan I love Guz
😂😂
Big Dan bro that’s part 2 bet
1:52 Kyle Walker on the side😂
Lol
First time I see mahrez 🤣
Hahahahaha good eye man
What does it mean tho?
Didnt notice him :D
2:21 love how Kyle Walker is in the goalkeepers union
The way they introduced Andriy Pyatov, the music, pit a chill don my spine
“I was relevant until like a year ago”
... top assist man getting no recognition.
Just like Neuer's called finished. Just a bunch of people who don't watch Bayern play and think they know what they're talking about, lol.
@@jasminen3272 Bayern are 4th in bundesliga. Neuer broke his leg and has never been the same.
Jasmine N so that explains why they’re 4th?
@@ericcoyne7817 4th? You mean 7th. But they are only 2 points behind 3rd.
Well it's not that difficult with a striker like Lewy and against teams like Mainz. Everyone knows that Müller can't make a difference in big games, even against Gladbach he couldn't do shit. He's really bad, get over it.
Neuer: “Ter Stegen?! He can’t be the leader- he can’t even decide on a first name!”
😂😂😂😂
Lol
He should have said: "Neither can he decide on first, nor on a last name!"
First: Marc-Andre
Last: Ter Stegen
xD
@@Fitness178to The 'Ter' is a common word for germans to have in their last name. Also for de Dutch people, they have little words between it too. Examples; Matthijs de Ligt, Frenkie de Jong. 'Ter Stegen, de Ligt and de Jong' are seen as one last name.
@@mvink7210 I am German and having a "Ter" in your name is not common at all. Like not even remotely common.
@@TheDeathNote91 oh lol, I'm Dutch and it's common for us so I was like they'll probably have it too. Sorry, my apologies
2:28 " I was a relevant player until a year ago" and now Muller made his best statistical season ever
No one else catch 5:23 Ter Stegen: ‘You’re so aneuering’? 😂 (Annoying, but with Neuer in it.)
I did
This episode is totally different and unique from others
ok
Yeah I liked this one but my favourite episode is definitely S3E1... With Juventus (the OLD lady) XD.
@@jamesfilosa6277 Love Dybala's line in that Ep... "No he just sucks the life out of everyone he plays with"
The sign in the front of the pub “The only union that does not strike” 😂
Those details are just too good
Looooool
@@dineshchoudhary7725 kyle walker being in the pub was a excellent detail too
le stabby 😆😆 i noticed that too
Peter Schmeichel would disagree
2:19 Kyle walker in the back😂
"GET OUT OF HERE BARE HANDER" lol Guzan😂
“He can’t even decide on a first name” 😂😂😂😂😂
Mark André i see what they did
Its just Marcandré
@@grapjesmettomentim3144 woosh
De Gea: But I have a match on Thursday
I’m dead 😂 😂
I dont get it
@@lunatico123 Europa League
Abiseno Makarim ahjajajajjajajja
Thanks
he doesn’t even play in europa league so it doesn’t make sense..romero does. best back up keeper in the league
what made the joke funny was the other keepers reaction
Bayern just won the Champions League. Neuer was everywhere lmao
So nice how it could change
Neuer is Back
Müller is Back
Boateng is Back
And Müller is better than before and Neuer is near at his prime
4:56
Lloris: "I will drive"
Pure madness
Poor Hugo, he gets a lot of shit, though I’m not too sorry for him as he did kinda bring it on himself
He's so underrated wtf world Cup winner and reached the final of the champions League idk why he's not more popular
@@lekangourou4579 hugo is really good ,especially for reaction saves but he is known to be a mistake prone player
I'm slow😂😂 I just realized he was driving when he was drunk n he crashed
Only the cultured know how he was originally stripped of captaincy and not about his skills
Did someone see when muller entered Kyle Walker was there 😂
i was thinking who that was.thanks)
No probs.
That was bcause he played the goalkeeper in a recent match. That reference tho 😂
I think it was mahrez
that's when i realised this episode is gonna be dope! 😂 😂 💔
Well, after last night (Barca's thrashing in the hands of Bayern) the Neuer-Ter Stegen debate is settled 😂
.... and Müller ist nicht mal irrelevant.
Ter Stegen currently better
I'm a barça fan,tbh,it would have been more than eight if he was not there and there is no point in blaming him, it's just because of the back four and the defensive midfielders. You can't just compare them through one match,if ter stegen was in bayern and neur at barça,it would have been the same story. my bro ter is the best 🌟 always.
And 2 years gone bye i am so sorry for doubting Neuer 🙏."GoatKeeper"
I like how Kyle Walker is just chillin in the back.
footferry1589 played in goal for man city recently
footferry1589 he played as a goalkeeper against Atalanta
Swear he’s not in this at all
Could not find him anywhere
When muller walks in
That american goal-keeper was brutally honest 😂
Draxler Gotham you don’t know who BRAD GUZAN IS, you haven’t lived
Well Like the other peeps, you dont know brad but Yes its true LOL
I come back to this episode once in a while because it was really the best.
4:05 WOW I remember the Pripyat Roentgens. They weren’t too good. But they weren’t too bad either.
Oh schiesse.
Ter Stegen and Neuer 2019
Scheise means shit in Germany😂
At 2:19 Walker is there
*Scheiße
kyle the best
@@xxk1ll3rrxx44 I think it's Gabi Jesus,not Walker
“I was relevant until a bout a year ago” 😂
I dont understand why people are hating on him he just made over 20+ assists this calendar year in all competitions wich makes him easily top 3 in all top leauges. Only because he isnt a classic goalscorer or skillful/classy on the field doesn't mean he isnt good. One of the most unique footballers out of this century
lloris: there is no time for this, i will drive.
all in the place: (absolutely no)
hilarious😂😂😂
De gea: "arggh i have a game on thursday"
"Its the europa league"
😂😂
My favourite part was in the next episode:
'Attention, keepers of the Champions League... and De Gea' 😂😂
2:20 Kyle Walker casually hanging out with other goalkeepers...
Lmao
i just saw it.. i died when i clicked on ur timestamp.. thank you !!!
He was a goalkeeper in the championship league game in the Last mins
yo i didnt even
I thought it was mahrez
Love how kyle walker is just chillin, Cos we all know he’s the true MVP keeper
This is a good name Trust me where is he?
@@Notchlings czcams.com/video/n-NN1iQhNz8/video.html
@@Notchlings 02:19 my friend
This is a good name Trust me kane shouldve been there 😂😂
@@bugsam how can you do this
This is arguably the most accurate episode so far
'that means we'll need our top 5 goalies, so i'm out'
expected Guzan to say "who's with me?"🤣
De Gea: 'Oh no, I have a match on Thursday.'
S A V A G E
”It’s Europa league” in the bakround
I felt that
That hurt me when he said that😂
I didnt understand the joke, how is this related to europa league?
TROLL SENPAI cuz Europa league games are on thursdays
Brad Guzan: “That means we’ll need our top 5 goalies, so I’m out” 🤣🤣Love how they actually considered him at the meeting
Leandro Gil isn’t that Hugo Lloris
It's funny considering he ain't even a ucl gk but a joke for atalanta
I only know him because he did an interview on the pitch DURING A MATCH LMAOOO
They really went after Brad like that. I love him.
That part was too funny lmao
Müller irrelevant and Neuer past his prime... This aged well
Neuer past his prime but still one of the best in the world. for me a great goalkeeper to learn from
@@GKJake ter stegen is better than neuer now
@@El-ok3pv yea I agree but Neuer has been amazing for years. Let's see if Ter stegen can do the same 👍
@@El-ok3pv He isn't and can ever be. Neuer plays for that team which plays high line. Neuer is a legit 12th outfield player if its an emergency. Neuer is still the best on this planet playing for the most attacking team.
@@vaayman7770 but he plays in a farmers league?..
Andriy Pyatov: " *I have an idea* ..."
Some goalkeeper: Who the hell are you?!?
*Brad Guzan
"Andriy Pyatov. Starting Keeper. Shakhtar Donetsk."
And who the fuck was the guy asking this question???
2:19 only walker is allowed in the goalkeeper union😂😂😂
FXJ RALTE it is 2:20
i was going to ask who's the bloke
Lol
I didn't get why
@@xray3268 because he played goalie against shaktar in ucl
Must of been coutouis the whole time since it was nutmegged
2:18
Nice Kyle Walker keeper reference
I'm watching this after the 8-2 defeat of Barcelona..and I actually started laughing so hard when the other keepers decided to replace Neuer with Ter Stegen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When the defense doesn’t give him a break what is he supposed to do??
@@sebas.4524 Maybe stop passing the ball directly to Muller when put under pressure and try a long ball instead? He might be good but comparing him to neuer is stupid.
@@sebas.4524 lmao barca fan exposed ter static is worse than kepa
0:40 Goalkeepers Union Meeting
The only union that doesn’t strike haha
Only a genius...
Guzan- “that means we need our top five goalies so i’m out.”
😂😂😂
I was like - bruhhh
Neuer has proved to be the best. An alpha goalkeeper unlike the 2 month prime keepers.
So nobody is gonna talk about Ter Stegen saying. "You're so anNEUERing"
"Starting keeper SHAKHTAR DONETSK"
That was the most Slavic intro av ever heard
I am slavic and we are not talking like this... :D that is like ukrainian or russian accent
@@jakubjavor6626 Russians/Ukrainians are also considered to be Slavic. It's pretty weird.
@@hamhobo123412 Yeah I know and we understand in Languages... but accents are different :)
shortysean ugh you’re so fucking ignorant
Giganskiy mega vratar suka oruuu
next episode: zlatan safes the earth
remember my words
@@mohdyaqzan3985 or both
Ronaldo’s retirement..probably?
I will 😂😂😂
Could be Kyle walker he was also in the meeting and he made this big save a few games ago
0K
*Who did notice Kyle Walker sitting in behind* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Neuer is by far the greatest GK of all times.... Ter stegen is good but he needs a lot to achieve a fraction of Neuer's greatness
,,Ow Scheiße!"
That was great!
Why?
Nicht immer so arrogant sein..
😂
@@danielarpentii3088
Firar ; La Naiba .
This needs to be more than 10 minutes
It was 6 minutes.
No, no it dosent
Be appreciative of what you get ✌😁
Unless you wanna wait 3 months for an episode
Ikr it pure comedy and we need more of it
Anyone else noticed Walker sitting alone at the bar at 2:18?😂 Subbed on as a goalkeeper once and now he is attending goalie conferences. 😅
Muller - I was investigating some space, like space space
I laughed soo hard
This has been the most entertaining episode in a while
best of the season for sure. Most of the season was meh like the liverpool and "goat dinner"themed
The Liverpool one was great
For real it is..
Agreed
Ye I was just thinking that. The last really entertaining episode was the Liverpool party one
4:56 a reference to Lloris’ drunk driving offences
Lol at Gigi,lol
Lol
1:52 walker just vibing
Its Kyle Walker
Remember UCL match against atalanta
Aditya Raj i do
Ukraine might need this giant robot to fight against Russia. Now, where's this robot at?
Muller: “If we don’t act now the earth will be destroyed on Thursday”
De Gea: “ oh no I have a match on Thursday”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why was De Gea there he's in the Europa League this is coming from a Manchester United fan
@@cheniiebaybiie4915 Because he's that good of a keeper
@@gregorylouis617 So then, why Leno was not on there
Sugeng Purnomo because leno is not good
Cheniie Baybiie bc this aint at the house, its at a pub
Guzan: “that means we need our top 5 goalies, so I’m out”
Brought back memories of how good Ter stegen was at that time
0:41
The goalkeeper union, the only union that doesnt STRIKE 😂😎
Except for these few 😂
m.czcams.com/video/oe7zyD5QRz8/video.html
2:19 Kyle Walker the goalkeeper of the century in the backround
Nice spot 👌
Also in 1:50
Pyatov having six fingers while talking about Chernobyl 💀
1:12 / 4:16
*Guzan* is Killng Mee 😂😂
"earth will be destroyed on thursday"
"Oh no i have match on thursday"
*Its a europa league*
😂 glad someone caught that
Bhlack Bishop everyone fucking caught that but no one except this guy was dumb enough to comment
@@Nikita-nn2rx Nice, well I didn't catch that at all and I'm sure many other people didn't either *and I'm sick of people like you being over-aggressive for no freaking reason* ...Namaste
Soon the biggest losers would be going to UEFA Conference League, not Europa
Whaaoot? Smarthead xD
"Oh scheisse" 😂😂😂😂😂
FXDEOUTツ all us people who speak German better be quiet so that he still gets paid lol.
@@noahsage8403 so true hahaha
Noah Sage I’m not German and I know what it means... it’s not very difficult to figure out
Oh shit
Notice how the shakhtar goalkeeper has 6 fingers on his hand when talking about radiation.
This video is well thought out
Kyle Walker just chilling in the pub 🤣😂
0:41 “The only union that doesn’t strike” 💯
Clever!
Andrés Feliciano so many good details haha
😂
😂😂😂
They should’ve had courtois sneak onto the robot when he got nutmegged
Yes big opportunity missed
Courtois controlling the groin
Thats right
I was going to say the same 😂😂
I was thinking of that lol
Easily the best episode ever! More of such content please😂😀
What is walker doing there😂😂😂 these keepers though, total savage
That Hugo Lloris “ I will DRIVE “ joke went over everyone’s head 🤣🤣
Chris Hamilton 😂😂😂😂😂 alcohol addict ae??
Oh yes, I didn't get it the first time
Not mine
thats true