The Champions: Season 5, Episode 5

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  • čas přidán 23. 05. 2021
  • It’s the roast of Cristiano Ronaldo. Will he be able to laugh along?
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  • @jeremiahi3106
    @jeremiahi3106 Před 2 lety +2319

    Luis Suarez: "Look what you did to Jao, who would hurt someone like that with their mouth" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 These hidden jokes!!

  • @mattlericain
    @mattlericain Před 2 lety +3697

    "Nani wants to take shots at me? That's okay, his shots are never on target" - Cristiano Ronaldo

  • @Anna10297
    @Anna10297 Před rokem +284

    Suarez rlly said “Who would try to hurt someone like that with their mouth?”. I AM DECEASED ☠️

  • @messibrawler5127
    @messibrawler5127 Před rokem +357

    Dybala's 'you ruined it' always cracks me up hahaha

    • @mikahong
      @mikahong Před rokem +9

      Fr that line and cartoon dybala is underrated af

    • @beta-ji
      @beta-ji Před 7 měsíci +1

      every time honestly

  • @sebastianmatt7707
    @sebastianmatt7707 Před 2 lety +2539

    "Joao Felix? He'll be lucky to be the next Nani" lmao

  • @sebbisteinberger4047
    @sebbisteinberger4047 Před 2 lety +12581

    The fact that only Messi and Ronaldo are able to roast each other, makes this episode just as excellent and truthful as it can be.

  • @verascon2974
    @verascon2974 Před rokem +563

    5:15 Messi winning both Copa America AND World Cup right after this roast gives me the chills

    • @JimmyCasket84
      @JimmyCasket84 Před rokem +30

      Now the new line is “a certain argentine goat who has to get carried by his own national team”

    • @noldontwitch
      @noldontwitch Před rokem +2

      @@JimmyCasket84 carried??? mf was at the top of the golden boot race

    • @SLu-nh2lz
      @SLu-nh2lz Před rokem +82

      @@JimmyCasket84 Yeah you didn't watch any of the Argentine selection matches, didn't you?

    • @nafiahmed1577
      @nafiahmed1577 Před rokem +48

      @@JimmyCasket84 yeah, say that again without crying

    • @sentienttoyotacamry3283
      @sentienttoyotacamry3283 Před rokem +19

      @@JimmyCasket84you did not watch anything smh

  • @holmes8714
    @holmes8714 Před 2 lety +396

    "Look what you did to João, who would try hurt someone like that with their mouth"
    ~Suarez 2021

    • @gozhora6451
      @gozhora6451 Před 2 lety +12

      Just got it thanks😂😂😂

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 Před 2 lety +2

      That was 7 years ago
      It is less relevant than MU or Arsenal in epl

  • @Jbotbijl
    @Jbotbijl Před 2 lety +910

    Ronaldo getting angry and throwing his captain band is underrated

    • @manis7170
      @manis7170 Před 2 lety +17

      O yea good spot

    • @davidvasquez08
      @davidvasquez08 Před 2 lety +4

      He did that after Nani took his goal and then got disallowed

    • @diegotobaski9801
      @diegotobaski9801 Před 2 lety +28

      @@davidvasquez08 Also when his goal was wrongly ruled out Vs Serbia.

    • @manis7170
      @manis7170 Před 2 lety +3

      @@diegotobaski9801 I remember this one

    • @mohasuley4916
      @mohasuley4916 Před 2 lety +1

      @@diegotobaski9801 I expected an auction to happen on the spot

  • @mrgingyeditor1131
    @mrgingyeditor1131 Před 2 lety +3693

    “and look at Sergio Ramos beard what was he stranded on a deserted island or just stuck in a defensive partnership with Raphaël Varane”🤣🤣🤣🤣 that statement lit up my monday

    • @rokomarkov3077
      @rokomarkov3077 Před 2 lety +32

      Yeah that had me in tears 😂

    • @rokomarkov3077
      @rokomarkov3077 Před 2 lety +95

      And also when he said Nani wants to take shots at me? Thats okay his shots are never on target

    • @swagatadas2143
      @swagatadas2143 Před 2 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/9SS3295iSsw/video.html

    • @HasanA08
      @HasanA08 Před 2 lety +2

      FIFA 21 FUT Varane card

    • @ahmaddjalal9700
      @ahmaddjalal9700 Před 2 lety +10

      Ironically he is stuck with Varane and Maguire now , lol

  • @pietro_ferrari
    @pietro_ferrari Před 2 lety +560

    Don't forget BR Football. Next season, Villarreal will join the mansion 😁

  • @ramonsixtosumugat5751
    @ramonsixtosumugat5751 Před rokem +182

    "Let's talk about a certain Argentine "GOAT" who couldn't win sh** with his national team" Who's here after Messi and Argentine won the world cup? hahahah

    • @indra_vrtrahan
      @indra_vrtrahan Před rokem +14

      Lmao made this even better
      His comeback hit harder 😂

    • @JimmyCasket84
      @JimmyCasket84 Před rokem +3

      Now the new line is “a certain argentine goat who has to get carried by his own national team”

    • @naitik8012
      @naitik8012 Před rokem +11

      @@JimmyCasket84 Here after Messi won the golden ball

    • @DJ_RobloxVids
      @DJ_RobloxVids Před rokem +1

      lol me

    • @mcsteve1705
      @mcsteve1705 Před rokem

      Well who the fuck cares JUST BECAUSE HE WON THE FUCKING WORLD CUP DOES NOT MEAN MESSI IS FUCKING BETTER AND RONALDO HERES YOUR CR7 CROWN

  • @judeokafor3924
    @judeokafor3924 Před 2 lety +1446

    Suarez- “Who would try to hurt someone like that with their mouth??!!!” Omg 😂😂

  • @kyakuwbengui9529
    @kyakuwbengui9529 Před 2 lety +2371

    cr7 laying in on everyone had me dead😂

  • @le_chirurjoint
    @le_chirurjoint Před 2 lety +934

    "Let's talk about a certain Argentine "GOAT" who couldn't win sh** with his national team"
    That punchline aged pretty quickly 🤣😂

    • @marcusratz6187
      @marcusratz6187 Před 2 lety +25

      Yup

    • @footycloud3322
      @footycloud3322 Před 2 lety +28

      Absolutely 🤣🤣..

    • @DXRKSIDE
      @DXRKSIDE Před 2 lety +99

      And him leaving Barcelona 😅

    • @alexalmeida7929
      @alexalmeida7929 Před 2 lety +14

      haha i mean it took him long enough and he didn’t even do shit in it and his team also bottled the 2014 wc final but yeah

    • @dylangolestani2964
      @dylangolestani2964 Před 2 lety +2

      @ItsJustDylan Thats nothing of an accomplishment

  • @WSoar-eg4cx
    @WSoar-eg4cx Před 2 lety +234

    2:59 Barcelona sits right in the middle because the corners are being taken quickly 3:20 😂

  • @connorgarhammer1222
    @connorgarhammer1222 Před 2 lety +2217

    “He’d be lucky to be the next Nani”💀💀💀

  • @captainkgeezy9200
    @captainkgeezy9200 Před 2 lety +3737

    “Now Zlatan making a movie , who does he think he is ? Me ?”😹

  • @kenthehobo
    @kenthehobo Před 2 lety +186

    He finally got his international trophy, congrats Messi!

  • @Calico9288
    @Calico9288 Před rokem +31

    In the year since this was released:
    Canada qualifies for the World Cup
    Real win Champions League with Tony Kroos and Benzema
    Messi leaves Barcelona
    A certain Argentine "GOAT" won sh*t with his national team.

    • @chronicthingz
      @chronicthingz Před rokem +3

      This Episode is cursed Fr 💀

    • @koseisan
      @koseisan Před rokem

      And then another year goes by and all the Juventus players are gone

  • @radicalcat4942
    @radicalcat4942 Před 2 lety +1852

    Our monday just got a whole lot better.

  • @clinchknot8224
    @clinchknot8224 Před 2 lety +2517

    “Nani wants to take shots at me. That’s okay, his shots are never on target”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @miguelteixeira6323
      @miguelteixeira6323 Před 2 lety +35

      As a Portuguese, that is actually hurtful to think that we depended on Nani for soo long

    • @athletichussain27
      @athletichussain27 Před 2 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/rLwe5ubd3gY/video.html see you all there ♥️

    • @Amani.gharaybeh
      @Amani.gharaybeh Před 2 lety +3

      I saw this just when he said that omg

    • @squeezimax2665
      @squeezimax2665 Před 2 lety +7

      Remember when Nani stole Ron’s goal then it was an ofdside

    • @user-zn8xu8dg5z
      @user-zn8xu8dg5z Před 2 lety +10

      @@squeezimax2665 tbf I think Nani thought it was going to be a cross so he jumped but instead it went in and he accidentally headed the ball. The ball was already in though so it's the referee fault for cancelling the goal

  • @aminachatha4189
    @aminachatha4189 Před rokem +84

    5:21 aged well

  • @hiten3827
    @hiten3827 Před 2 lety +147

    Dybala getting angry at Muller at the end got me laughing so much for no reason haha

    • @mikahong
      @mikahong Před rokem +1

      An underrated moment in this episode

  • @edmilsonlennon2866
    @edmilsonlennon2866 Před 2 lety +3141

    Are we ignoring the fact that Ronaldo didn't even wash his hands 😂

    • @jamesmantil5186
      @jamesmantil5186 Před 2 lety +220

      Also that incredibly long piss he was taking. Dude was just holding it in haha

    • @edmilsonlennon2866
      @edmilsonlennon2866 Před 2 lety +75

      @@jamesmantil5186 maybe every roast he heard gave him that pee anxiety

    • @frenkie14
      @frenkie14 Před 2 lety +267

      He "zipped" his football shorts 😂😂

    • @albertorayon3164
      @albertorayon3164 Před 2 lety +35

      @@frenkie14 lmaoooo i didnt even realize that. nice catch

    • @njeckpriestley5176
      @njeckpriestley5176 Před 2 lety +21

      @@frenkie14 damn that was so accurate 😂😂😂😂

  • @mateo_idek5613
    @mateo_idek5613 Před 2 lety +3122

    This series needs to go on as long as football does.

  • @bhumikamittal1927
    @bhumikamittal1927 Před 2 lety +180

    I really liked how Ronaldo went and let out all of his frustration as in he didn’t want to hurt anyone. And when he came back did genuine efforts to make everyone feel good about themselves.

  • @fionnbarrcasey5247
    @fionnbarrcasey5247 Před rokem +36

    it’s honestly just so fun seeing Ronaldo and Messi clearly not having fun until it’s them roasting one another🤣

  • @nozomiiku
    @nozomiiku Před 2 lety +811

    "Who would try to hurt someone like that with their mouth?!"
    -Luis "Beaver" Suarez

  • @sheikhu1039
    @sheikhu1039 Před 2 lety +407

    He's literally taking a "piss" at all of them 🤣

    • @zayerxo
      @zayerxo Před 2 lety +12

      That inside joke was sick

    • @desubakker369
      @desubakker369 Před 2 lety +4

      Oh lmao i didn't get that until now 🤣

    • @rahul_714
      @rahul_714 Před 2 lety

      Damn, 😆😆😆😆

    • @Shttyshorts
      @Shttyshorts Před 2 lety +4

      And why tf did he zip up from those shorts after that long ass pee?!😭

    • @franzjoshua9543
      @franzjoshua9543 Před 2 lety +1

      Ayo, spot on

  • @kisiornn
    @kisiornn Před rokem +21

    Ronaldo: We can't just stay in one place like Messi in Barcelona
    Messi: (joins PSG)

  • @Alex-tr5nr
    @Alex-tr5nr Před rokem +5

    "These guys will never win another champion league" 🤣

  • @itsjustkai8524
    @itsjustkai8524 Před 2 lety +2212

    Ronaldo: Im gonna retire
    Felix: When?
    Ronaldo: Idk Next 20 years😂😂😂

  • @rudyg323
    @rudyg323 Před 2 lety +1757

    Müller and his jokes
    “Save it for your horses”
    “You ruined it”
    😂

    • @shuichirou6113
      @shuichirou6113 Před 2 lety +16

      Yo yo..why him saying two roasted goat ruined the happy laugh..?
      Like is it wrong calling the two "goats"?

    • @joaoguimaraes1920
      @joaoguimaraes1920 Před 2 lety +1

      @@shuichirou6113 just because it was an unfunny joke

    • @kdgkingston4307
      @kdgkingston4307 Před 2 lety

      Its so stupid to the point its funny 😂😂

    • @medanimlawa
      @medanimlawa Před 2 lety

      @@shuichirou6113 what i understood is that its sounds worse when he said 2 “ROASTED” goats….like cooked goat animal but muller meant 2 roasted G.O.A.T

  • @kentmartin9289
    @kentmartin9289 Před 2 lety +49

    "Good luck in the World Cup with Canada, eh!". Thanks Ronaldo! We're going to Qatar!

    • @grimlock1440
      @grimlock1440 Před rokem +7

      You're going to Qatar, but that's it xd

    • @raymondkays
      @raymondkays Před rokem +3

      @@grimlock1440 too bad they went back home eyy

  • @cokedoutmarkhamill8179
    @cokedoutmarkhamill8179 Před 2 lety +59

    This cartoon came out in may 25 2021
    Ronaldo said at 5:12 : "Let's talk about a certain Argentine GOAT who couldn't win shit with his national team" 47 days later in July 11 2021 Messi wins Copa America.
    Ronaldo said at 5:00 : " We can't all just stay in one place our whole life like Messi at Barcelona" 72 days later in August 5 2021 Messi leaves Barcelona.
    It seems that Messi watched this cartoon and decided to change things. Funny coincidence . BTW Good luck in your new team GOAT .

    • @Hazbinhub765
      @Hazbinhub765 Před rokem +5

      572 days later Messi won the World Cup

  • @Lord_539
    @Lord_539 Před 2 lety +617

    Dybala’s “YOU RUINED IT!” was absolutely incredible 😂😂

    • @theboy2435
      @theboy2435 Před 2 lety +4

      No it was satisfying 😂😂😂

    • @samuelkoudjowa6639
      @samuelkoudjowa6639 Před 2 lety +17

      I personaly appreciated Thomas muller's jokes😂😂

    • @lorx231
      @lorx231 Před 2 lety +2

      I didn’t even realize what it actually meant!! Damn this show is amazing

    • @sujithsj8062
      @sujithsj8062 Před 2 lety +1

      Lol😂😂

    • @DubCmusicTV
      @DubCmusicTV Před 2 lety +2

      What did dybala mean?

  • @shahridzalaizatshahrum4181
    @shahridzalaizatshahrum4181 Před 2 lety +2039

    When Ronaldo went to pee, I'm amazed that his football shorts has a zipper.

  • @Tumford
    @Tumford Před rokem +6

    Benzema joke - aged poorly
    Canada joke - aged poorly
    Messi's argentina trophies jokes - aged poorly

  • @davidosigotu9242
    @davidosigotu9242 Před 2 lety +22

    Notice how it was Marcelo that went to meet CR, because they are the only two to be considered to be friends. This show is so on point.

  • @marciasantos38
    @marciasantos38 Před 2 lety +1774

    "Nani wants to takes shot at me, its pkay his shots are never on target."
    -Ronaldo 2021

  • @PelegSkills
    @PelegSkills Před 2 lety +4279

    Best episode so far for sure

  • @strange_game_2972
    @strange_game_2972 Před rokem +12

    4:47
    " I dont know 20 years dont rush me!"
    This changed quickly-

  • @Sigma7322
    @Sigma7322 Před rokem +126

    5:15 Here after Messi won the World Cup

    • @JimmyCasket84
      @JimmyCasket84 Před rokem +4

      Now the new line is “a certain argentine goat who has to get carried by his own national team”

    • @ylee-ow7sg
      @ylee-ow7sg Před rokem +13

      @@JimmyCasket84 your comment doesn't make any sense.

    • @ShakShak1999
      @ShakShak1999 Před rokem +7

      @@JimmyCasket84 how you can be carried by your own national team when you literally have the most goals and assist in the tournament?

    • @bladeray1014
      @bladeray1014 Před rokem +1

      🙌

    • @ShakShak1999
      @ShakShak1999 Před rokem

      @Mr Claude And?

  • @zwelihajie5269
    @zwelihajie5269 Před 2 lety +629

    "Good luck at the World Cup with Canada, AAYY"
    CR7

    • @Rose-kd8yb
      @Rose-kd8yb Před 2 lety +15

      Davies:This guy is a joke ayyy

    • @bryanmontillafolrez2425
      @bryanmontillafolrez2425 Před 2 lety +1

      Aight***

    • @JayThyself
      @JayThyself Před 2 lety +6

      “Ehhhh”

    • @legendstar8659
      @legendstar8659 Před 2 lety +1

      That didn't make my day,IT MADE MY CENTURY!!.soo funny maan

    • @kieffer4615
      @kieffer4615 Před 2 lety +1

      @Xavier Memes u don’t watch his games probably cause he was injured. But it’s fine he will prove it to you he still has a lot of time specially with Bayern

  • @sarcazamk
    @sarcazamk Před 2 lety +682

    Suarez: "Who would like to hurt someone with their mouth?" had me cracking.

  • @ICE-EEE
    @ICE-EEE Před rokem +5

    4:03 I like how the piss just stops

  • @MrPonk37
    @MrPonk37 Před 2 lety +101

    It's not possible anymore to say that Messi didn't win anything with his national team ;)

    • @noelm2220
      @noelm2220 Před 2 lety +9

      Actually, he won in Beijing 2008 a gold medal with the national team too hahah

    • @jizzbunker6974
      @jizzbunker6974 Před 2 lety +7

      @@noelm2220 bruh it's too irrelevant teams don't even send their main players

    • @alexalmeida7929
      @alexalmeida7929 Před 2 lety

      I mean they didn't deserve to win it and he didn't do anything in it but yeah I mean it's so much easier when they already start with the RO16 whereas Portugal actually had to fight and they were actually in a group stage and they couldn't just walk through but I mean go off I guess

    • @noelm2220
      @noelm2220 Před 2 lety +2

      @@alexalmeida7929 haha shut up, ok you are from Portugal o Brasil fan, that's ok, and yess they deserved to win!! If you didnt watched Copa America, you can't have an oppinion, Messi was the best in that tournament, maybe not the final against Brazil but yess in the whole tournament.

  • @yaelvargas418
    @yaelvargas418 Před 2 lety +600

    “Good luck in the World Cup with Canada EHH”😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @titusk.kariuki5510
    @titusk.kariuki5510 Před 2 lety +503

    Marcelo actually telling Ronaldo that his mic was still on was very sweet of him. Loyalty on another level.

    • @3starbadman
      @3starbadman Před 2 lety +91

      Marcelo assisting Ronaldo as usual

    • @silvarnk612
      @silvarnk612 Před 2 lety +28

      I thought he got up to run away at first

    • @ericsantana7756
      @ericsantana7756 Před 2 lety +5

      He wasn't roasted, so...

    • @B1c4o
      @B1c4o Před 2 lety +2

      @@3starbadman assisting as usual?

    • @xazzybwoii8853
      @xazzybwoii8853 Před 2 lety +11

      @@3starbadman assisting as usual? Do u watch football that jst simply means he is like his best friend in madrid

  • @ajc19970
    @ajc19970 Před 2 lety +25

    “Stranded in a centre back partnership with Rachael Varane”😂

  • @iankniel
    @iankniel Před 2 lety +5

    Ronaldo: [...] Davies! [...] Good luck at the World Cup with Canada, eh. 🍁 🎆
    -November, 2021

  • @wither1208
    @wither1208 Před 2 lety +2084

    Hopefully this isn't the last episode. It should be longer than season 4.

    • @zxlden
      @zxlden Před 2 lety +111

      It will be longer than Mou's journey with AS Roma, so don't worry. :-)

    • @obrienrichards3330
      @obrienrichards3330 Před 2 lety +35

      true, hopefully it stays running til the next world cup :)

    • @ajjarindahouse
      @ajjarindahouse Před 2 lety +20

      i think its the last because normally in the description of the vid he says when the next one will come

    • @hamzakhatib687
      @hamzakhatib687 Před 2 lety +7

      It says Season Finale in my subscription feed

    • @CoversTavo
      @CoversTavo Před 2 lety +4

      Season 4 is shit

  • @abdullahnaseeruddin4778
    @abdullahnaseeruddin4778 Před 2 lety +552

    Messi and ronaldo hugging at the end was so wholesome.

    • @Navch0
      @Navch0 Před 2 lety +20

      and dybala shouting at muller

    • @naufal6879
      @naufal6879 Před 2 lety +1

      frrr

    • @thehorde4868
      @thehorde4868 Před 2 lety

      Yep

    • @zayerxo
      @zayerxo Před 2 lety +12

      @Julio Hernandez We know but no one asked

    • @piggagang2905
      @piggagang2905 Před 2 lety +12

      @Julio Hernandez 5 ucl with top scorer in all of them
      4 ucl with top scorer in 2 of them and barely playing in one of them🤫

  • @thealetube3509
    @thealetube3509 Před 2 lety +3

    5:17 Say that to the 2021 Copa America 😉
    3:36 Say that to the 2022 UEFA Champions League 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @danghai6542
    @danghai6542 Před 2 lety +675

    The best part was that he has Zip on his FOODBALL SHORT lmao

  • @Speedydealer5475
    @Speedydealer5475 Před 2 lety +864

    “Oh I’m definitely 28” - Coutinho 2021

  • @jorgehurtado3862
    @jorgehurtado3862 Před 2 lety +16

    CR7 took long piss and didn't washed his hands 🤣😂 but had me laughing when he said " Hey everybody gotcha hahaha jokes right! We're all just making fun of each other having a great time

  • @DamianFloresRF
    @DamianFloresRF Před rokem +22

    "...let's talk about a certain Argentine "GOAT" who couldn't win shit with his national team"
    Watching this on December the 20th 2022, I love how poorly this line aged.

  • @samueljones3668
    @samueljones3668 Před 2 lety +2497

    Love the fact it was Marcelo being the one to talk to Cristi, still maintaining that friendship in a parody, the most wholesome thing after he completely decimated everybody else. I seriously felt that one for Zlatan.

    • @alexomayaley4067
      @alexomayaley4067 Před 2 lety +218

      Marcelo assisting Ronaldo again.

    • @liampowell5014
      @liampowell5014 Před 2 lety +94

      Ronaldo putting Zlatan in his place even in cartoon form

    • @samueljones3668
      @samueljones3668 Před 2 lety +7

      @@alexomayaley4067
      LMFAOOOO

    • @niceone4407
      @niceone4407 Před 2 lety +77

      I noticed that while Cr7 was roasting his old Madrid teammates, he didn't insult Marcelo.

    • @liampowell5014
      @liampowell5014 Před 2 lety +39

      @@niceone4407 Marcelo was his best friend so it makes sense

  • @AndikaHonda18video
    @AndikaHonda18video Před 2 lety +2866

    THE BEST EPISODE

  • @adityarawat1278
    @adityarawat1278 Před rokem +22

    Now since Messi has won the WC 2022 ronaldo's roast hasn't aged well

  • @nswanamunkinyi9762
    @nswanamunkinyi9762 Před 2 lety +37

    It's not healthy the number of times I have watched this
    I have literarily mastered all the lines 😂
    Counting down to next season🤸🤸

  • @hameedibrahim4749
    @hameedibrahim4749 Před 2 lety +598

    "Looks like tonight's dinner is two roasted GOATs"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @that3401
    @that3401 Před 2 lety +1797

    "Don't mind me just cleaning my desk"
    *Proceeds to leave*
    Hansi de Flick

  • @NeoChaosX
    @NeoChaosX Před 2 lety +5

    3:17
    That Canada in the World Cup joke aged rather poorly.

  • @Theote_yt
    @Theote_yt Před rokem +9

    “Messi didn’t win anything with argentina”
    World Cup 2022
    Copa America 2021

  • @VImusic44
    @VImusic44 Před 2 lety +460

    "Look what you did to Joao who would try to hurt someone like that with their mouth"😂😂😂😂 says Suarez..

    • @raoulmanegabe4622
      @raoulmanegabe4622 Před 2 lety +18

      Loool i get it now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jaheimaberdeen5297
      @jaheimaberdeen5297 Před 2 lety

      I don't get it

    • @VImusic44
      @VImusic44 Před 2 lety +2

      @@jaheimaberdeen5297 Suarez once bit a player. I think Ivanovic if I'm not wrong.

    • @parashit2181
      @parashit2181 Před 2 lety +7

      He bites people at Ajax, he bites people at Liverpool, He bites people at Uruguay NT. He literally hurt people with his mouth like Hannibal Lecter 😅

  • @ogagatuodeinye700
    @ogagatuodeinye700 Před 2 lety +658

    Nah, this has to be the best episode ever mad, the hidden jokes are so on point

    • @AngelHernandez-jm6mt
      @AngelHernandez-jm6mt Před 2 lety +30

      You gotta follow soccer almost on a daily basis to get exactly everything going on. Accurate and fun content lmao😂

    • @musaal-khadim9794
      @musaal-khadim9794 Před 2 lety +37

      @@AngelHernandez-jm6mt what's a "soccer" ?

    • @oscaralagbo9269
      @oscaralagbo9269 Před 2 lety +1

      @@musaal-khadim9794 football

    • @shaldyowen
      @shaldyowen Před 2 lety +5

      @@oscaralagbo9269 i assume you are one of those people who don't understand the jokes in this video

    • @oscaralagbo9269
      @oscaralagbo9269 Před 2 lety +1

      @@shaldyowen I replied cuz of his name and thought he really doesn't know what soccer is

  • @kedarshenoy7764
    @kedarshenoy7764 Před 2 lety +34

    Well that certain Argentine GOAT won some shit with his national team!!!

  • @cokedoutmarkhamill8179
    @cokedoutmarkhamill8179 Před 2 lety +14

    5:12 Well that changed quickly.

  • @RH00880
    @RH00880 Před 2 lety +424

    To be honest with you Ronaldo was right about everything he said 😅😂

    • @rayantonioking
      @rayantonioking Před 2 lety +22

      No lies were told😅😅

    • @wernerpfundner9380
      @wernerpfundner9380 Před 2 lety +10

      its true, couldnt hear any lie their!! LOL! Toni Kross control!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

  • @vikramparmar8093
    @vikramparmar8093 Před 2 lety +1530

    I don’t know if anybody noticed the look On Gonzalo Higuain’s face when Ronaldo actually called him by his right name instead of calling him Karim Benzema. Even though Ronaldo insulted him, Higuain was still so happy

  • @hannafattoum7720
    @hannafattoum7720 Před 2 lety +47

    The fun fact is that Messi won a copa America and is no longer a Barca player 😭😭😭 Ronaldo should find other jokes to roast Messi

  • @bilallambardi3948
    @bilallambardi3948 Před rokem +7

    bruh ronaldo last interview with piers reminded me of this episode, bro roasted even the chefs💀

  • @salmantigertiger7954
    @salmantigertiger7954 Před 2 lety +368

    "Just start the show man" That was Neymar 😂

  • @ehoraida5900
    @ehoraida5900 Před 2 lety +900

    Seeing Messi and Ronaldo act like best buddies is really wholesome. This was the best episode so far

    • @zudarzahnshow5759
      @zudarzahnshow5759 Před 2 lety +3

      Watch end of season 4

    • @lamar.g
      @lamar.g Před 2 lety +14

      Bro.... The best episode was the one neymar tried to act dead in order not to chat with Harry Kane. Like no cap

    • @ehoraida5900
      @ehoraida5900 Před 2 lety +2

      @@lamar.g aight, you got a point

    • @allen3600
      @allen3600 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lamar.g yesss

    • @abadoukalou9122
      @abadoukalou9122 Před 2 lety +3

      @@zudarzahnshow5759 season 4 was shit

  • @aliboubes3336
    @aliboubes3336 Před rokem +29

    Messi after winning every possible trophy with his national team 👏

  • @AJ-lh4fp
    @AJ-lh4fp Před rokem +18

    "Real Madrid is just a mess, they'll never win another UCL with Toni Kroos" aged well 😂

  • @aabsagi08
    @aabsagi08 Před 2 lety +360

    "Who would try to hurt someone like that with their mouth?" - Suarez
    Perfection 😂

    • @swaggat5683
      @swaggat5683 Před 2 lety +2

      I just realized that now 🤣

    • @fancehdonneh1584
      @fancehdonneh1584 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Themoneyopps Suarez and his biting shenanigans in the past, plus his saying racist things to Evra lol

    • @swaggat5683
      @swaggat5683 Před 2 lety

      @@fancehdonneh1584 Yeah

  • @veckgames
    @veckgames Před 2 lety +529

    "Looks like tonight's dinner will be 2 roasted GOATs." - Thomas "The Joke Interpreter" Muller

  • @deemartian619
    @deemartian619 Před rokem +6

    It funny how Felix is the one hurt most because he's like a kid

  • @lucafotsop7322
    @lucafotsop7322 Před 2 lety +597

    The reference they made with him tossing his captain's armband to the floor, Golden.

  • @coyscoyscoys2685
    @coyscoyscoys2685 Před 2 lety +4055

    I like how this is exactly what every football argument is: A short discussion on whatever the original topic is, then it’s just Messi v. Ronaldo.

    • @obiajibo6339
      @obiajibo6339 Před 2 lety +1

      Stream czcams.com/video/At7Kcp3Rs6c/video.html

    • @EMICIME
      @EMICIME Před 2 lety +1

      @@usakenvi Goddam. It’s even here *peko*...oh no

    • @aye2you
      @aye2you Před 2 lety

      @@usakenvi the peko virus has spread around the internet.. Thats yabai peko

    • @raven4617
      @raven4617 Před 2 lety +1

      @@usakenvi oh you wanna discuss? Do you know who also discussed? Hitler

    • @sohamsingh2087
      @sohamsingh2087 Před rokem +1

      @@raven4617 But does he compare on levels as Ronaldo and Messi

  • @rodrigonunez9451
    @rodrigonunez9451 Před rokem +10

    Certain argentine GOAT who couldn't win sh--t with his national team.
    Maaan this aged like milk.

  • @mattgibney4085
    @mattgibney4085 Před rokem +5

    I love that puppet that’s supposed to be Messi’s talent speaking for itself🤣🤣

  • @cruciateligamentx5183
    @cruciateligamentx5183 Před 2 lety +1032

    Diego Costa “off the grid” as a free agent is so funny

  • @marcusratz6187
    @marcusratz6187 Před 2 lety +25

    Now Ronaldo cant say anything about Messi and Argentina

  • @remex4110
    @remex4110 Před rokem +2

    The amount of jinxes in this video🤣

  • @LordVaderPOR
    @LordVaderPOR Před 2 lety +1091

    “Joao Felix, he’d be lucky to be the next Nani” kekw and that's still far away

  • @edgarortiz5002
    @edgarortiz5002 Před 2 lety +723

    They really had Hazard eating a stack of burgers lmaooo

    • @isaihernandez7050
      @isaihernandez7050 Před 2 lety +2

      Factss

    • @5ryans
      @5ryans Před 2 lety +2

      And hes coming back to Chelsea.......in a burger van

    • @nkosidennis3846
      @nkosidennis3846 Před 2 lety +2

      Neymar throwing his shoe had me 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @imascrew6218
      @imascrew6218 Před 2 lety

      he will come back home!
      they will put him on a diet, Chelsea knows how to control his eating habits

  • @mattmoraes5071
    @mattmoraes5071 Před 2 lety +4

    that Paulo dybala: "YOU RUINED IT" 😂😂caught me off guard 😂😂😂😂

    • @a.arevalo4785
      @a.arevalo4785 Před 2 lety

      Bro fax that’s what I’m saying 😂😂

  • @katiebehan5600
    @katiebehan5600 Před rokem +16

    4:20 I feel so sad for him 😭😭😭

  • @zxlden
    @zxlden Před 2 lety +393

    "YOU RUINED IT!" - Paulo Dybala 2021

    • @Rodolfoo95
      @Rodolfoo95 Před 2 lety +3

      That wasn't for Muller

    • @patriciocachimuel
      @patriciocachimuel Před 2 lety +2

      @@Rodolfoo95 😂😂 thats for Ronaldo ruins Juventus

    • @zxlden
      @zxlden Před 2 lety

      @@Rodolfoo95 I know 🤣🤣

    • @faiz486
      @faiz486 Před 2 lety

      @@patriciocachimuel yeah, the Ronaldo with the Serie A golden boot, he ruined Juve by scoring 100+ goals

  • @Kaigu_b.f.2508
    @Kaigu_b.f.2508 Před 2 lety +401

    "what if I promise one day I will retire from the Portugal national team?"
    "when?"
    "I don't know like 20 years. Don't rush me."
    OMG XD

  • @axeldarmawan2261
    @axeldarmawan2261 Před 2 lety +8

    4:56 now he has left his comfort zone

  • @darwingiovanni5046
    @darwingiovanni5046 Před rokem +2

    Here after Madrid won another championship with Toni Kroos Control 😎

  • @Alex19781986
    @Alex19781986 Před 2 lety +340

    The moment Messi and Ronaldo smiling and hugging each other is such a beautiful scene

  • @rm0986
    @rm0986 Před 2 lety +640

    "OH SHIT HE WENT THERE" had me dying, even though the fact that Messi has to be his own hypeman is a pretty fitting comparison to how Barca works atm

  • @HassanKhan-rk2hu
    @HassanKhan-rk2hu Před rokem +5

    3:44 Benzema and Toni "Cruise Control" took that very personally🤣