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Even if their child wasn't related to them, there's something called adoption.
Some people have the strange idea that only white people adopt.
The fact that they couldn't get that non-white people can adopt white children showcases how intelligent they are.
@@ameliasellers6396 like it doesn't even have to be adopted. Its possible a childs skin is lighter - or darker, for that matter - than both of the parents'.
@@ameliasellers6396”B…b..but my long abolished segregation laws….”-That Kentucky Fried mistake(TM) of a human being
Edit:the TM was for comedic effect
Exactly
"YOUR SON CALLS YOU DAD EVERY DAY BUT HE'S NOT THE SAME COLOR AS YOU!!! YOU MUST BE A KIDNAPPER!!!"--Karen, 2022
I remember hearing a story about how someone almost lost their child because he didn't look the same as their son. Basically, they were shopping at a mall while also taking care of their son when one of the three Karen's show up and tell the son who was playing around to go back to his parents for safety. The parent calls them over and the son goes over to them and starts running around in circles. (The child is around 4 years old in this incident). As expected, the Karen starts causing trouble, harassing the parent because apparently, "That's not their son". First she blocked their path in the isle and then straight up grabbed the child and started running away. The parent rushes after her and luckily the store manager stops her before she can leave so they can investigate what's going on. Keep in mind, the child is constantly shouting their parent's name and is also hitting the Karen in the face while actively telling her to let him go. Then the other two Karen's show up and start siding with the first Karen after some arguing started. It got so bad that the other parent had to be called along with a police officer to vouch for the first parent and review the security footage. Lo and behold, the other two Karen's are shocked to find out the first one tried to kidnap a child and the police officer charges with several crimes and arrests her. Let's just say the other parent wasn't too happy about having to be called out of work just to resolve a situation that could've been avoided had one random ass women not overreacted.
@@ruinparadox4812 yeah that story was covered on this channel
@@gothica3605 sorry, guess I don't remember it from this channel. I remember watching it from another channel.
We should be able to take everything from these people.
Imagine saying a kid is yours and being right. lol
That poor guy, there is almost always discrimination against male parents watching their kids. Sadly it is even worse when the parent claims the kid is indeed theirs... Yea men face sexism, no one cares when that happens huh. And it is astonishing just how many people assume a kid is yours or not based on the skin color. Blatant racism, and ignoring how biology works. Male or Female, you can have a kid with a dif color skin, just keep in mind that absolute assholes will give you trouble for finding true love with someone outside of your skintone
Funny story: my mom has a Karen cut and is pretty mutch in her middle ages. A few days ago, at a local restaurant, me and my mom were ordering food. the lady serving our drink gave us the warmest smile we've ever gotten and said:" i hope you enjoy your drinks!" We Sayed thanks and we finished our food. when the nice lady came back she gave us the bill and said:" sorry for coming so late today it is verry busy!" It was verry full indeed but she wasn't late. We talked for a bit but then my mom said:"I wanna talk to the manager " in the most Kareny voice. She said:" oh im so sorry i didn't mean to upset you in any way!" But my mom said:" i really want to talk to the manager abot your behavior!" She sighed and went to get her. There they stand the manager and the waitress. My mom said:" your waitress is the nicest politest person she ever talked to and that she needed a raise we paid with 80%tip and left
this is the most wholesome thing I've ever seen in any comment section anywhere
Based
That’s sweet but probably shouldn’t have scared the crap out of the poor waitress who probably has PTSD from actual Karens.
Trolling for a good cause
That's a dick way to do something nice....
Worst I have seen is a crazy karen throwing her dog at a man she was arguing with.... Horrendous. Good thing was the man ended up adopting the dog
The Nintendogs sequel is...different.
nah bro 💀💀
Good on the man going like that you don’t deserve this dog so I shall adopt it away from your claws
That woman was manic, high as a kite, or any number of other things, but she wasn't in her right mind. Still, it's incredibly telling that the puppy ran behind the man's legs for safety after she threw it.
That has a good ending
Karens don’t seem to realize that we don’t want to take away anything from them, we just want them to stop harassing teenagers.
That means you're trying to take away their privilege of being a.....well, Karen >:p
Karens think that not letting them control everyone else's lives *is* taking something from them. They feel entitled to control others.
Well, technically we are trying to take something away from them. Which is the ability to harass teenagers, of which is already looked down upon but being called "karen" is just the cherry on top.
@@5Demona5 i sat on the curb an a karen got pissed. BRUH
True
We actually had a guy we called "The pineapple guy" show up to major school events dressed all out in pineapple covered clothes. He gave out free pineapples to people randomly. It was weird but kinda chill.
We need more people like this in the world.
Did you get a Pineapple?
@@honeybeerandom I see the Aromantic flag, nice
I did that as a kid but with ice cream
@@TheZincMaster-on1fy I did not, he only ever brought 2 and would give them to the performers or sports people. They would all share then with plastic spoons. My drum captain was the one to grab them but since he was a walking std I stayed clear😂
The funniest part about the lady stealing a package is that even when she was on the ground, her dog didn’t show that much concern. Almost like it’s embarrassed bc it knows she’s full of shit 😂
That dog is the adult in her household, I'm sure
the dog was looking at her like "damn I know they call female dogs a bitch but giirrrrl!"
dogs definetly understand that if u fuck around and find out, its your own damn fault
That video is a meme making fun of actual cunts.
Just looked at the guy like "I'm really sorry about this..."
I'm dying at the Karen just dropping to the floor and crying "YOU KILLED ME!" like a freaking child. Wow.
Cherry on top is the dog that is so unbothered by everything that is going on
Reminds me of Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban!
If you can say that someone killed you, then they haven’t killed you. Just goes to show that these kind of people dish out crap but can’t take it.
@@AdventureGirl-zn4wc this is extra funny because Harry actually *does* grievously wound Draco later in the series lmao
Haha that one is actually fake - but it's still funny
So let me get this straight. Karens tell teenage underpaid cashiers to "get a real job" and then complain when the store is understaffed and they have to use a self checkout?
Yes.
I work in a grocery store and have been the only front end worker multiple Saturdays, where all I could do is run the self checkouts with no tills. I didn't have many bad Karen's, but I did have a man abandon his half-full cart because he refused to do it. Most customers, thankfully, seemed to understand and were patient since I was one person running 10 registers at once.
I've heard a lot of people comment about how they feel like they should be paid for "working" at the store because they're checking out their own groceries.
@@dawndoe11 That self check out "working" thing started out as a joke, but, unfortunately, the stupid people heard it and thought it was real...
@@chatboulon743 I'm gonna put my hand up here, I don't use self checkout because I think people who need a job shouldn't have it taken from them by me so that Blorpmart (or whatever) can save money for their fat, fat shareholders , so that they can be getting rid of staff and leaving ME in the position where I am forced to work for them when all I want to do is get done and get home.
same for unattended fuel pumps, why the hell is it expected for ME to be operating an highly flammable substance dispenser with ZERO training, when doing anything like that in the workplace would need you to be trained and then signed off as fit for the job.?, I have NO idea what to do if something goes wrong on the forecourt other than run like f**k, I swear using customers to pump their own fuel can NOT be COSH compliant, and CZcams has a lot of videos out there that say I aint exactly wrong.
No I don't, and our cashiers may no receive a huge wage but neither are they underpaid (at least not when I was one and wages are a lot more now).
Come to think of it, none of the local cashiers are teenagers, a few university students (usually doing a business degree financed by the supermarket) but most are parents working around school hours.
@@dawndoe11 I was extemely against self checkouts when they first began to be used, but now that more time has passed, so long as the people using them only have a few items its way better. Now if there isn't enough cashiers for the people doing a full weeks worth of shopping self checkout line quickly becomes hell.
On the plus side I'm not a trained cashier so sometimes I do forget to scan items..
"You're not supposed to earn a living wage, you're only supposed to earn enough to buy food and pay rent"
Yes... that's called a living wage Karen
No, that's a survival wage. A living wage lets you live. Not in luxury or anything like that, but if you only make enough to cover rent and food, then how are you heating your home? How are you paying for electricity? How are you buying clothes?
@@Arrzarrina There are some places where rent covers utilities.
@@Arrzarrina Fair, either way the standard of living needs to improve and having to work to be able to even qualify for being impoverished is sickening
@@chatboulon743 Sure, but that's far from the norm in my experience.
A living wage covers a bit more than just rent and food, but the spirit of the post is certainly valid (F* Karens). For a student, that alone might be enough presuming they have supplementary (additional) income from scholarships and parents or savings. Pay the minimum, get what you pay for.
Maths:
-a full time job is around 2000 hours a year (8hr/day * 5day/week * 50 weeks)
-at $15/hr that works out to perhaps 30k/yr before taxes, call it 20% off the top, so that would be...24k/yr take home (around 2k/mo)
-presuming rent is 1000/mo and food is 250/mo, you would need 15k/yr for that alone leaving 9k left for everything else
-sounds plausible until you factor in expenses like heating (500/yr), internet (600+/yr; without cable TV), fuel (100/week = 5k/yr), insurance/maintenance (call it 2k/yr for vehicle and your left kidney for medical), clothing (400+/yr for shoes and a 5 day set of work clothing and 2 days of not work clothing; add more if work has a dress code)
-if you have any kids or dependents your heading toward the negatives (debt) pretty quick
-also factor in that most jobs at the bottom end are NOT full time and often have zero benefits
-(speculative) if you need a second job, factor in time to get between those jobs and sleep between shifts and now you are tired and have no personal life (work, eat, sleep, repeat)...stress is assured
-grumpy and unmotivated? perhaps...exhausted? absolutely.
"Somebody get this ham sandwich outta my court" Absolutely killed me. 💀💀
Love that line.^^
Yo same lmao
yup lmao definitely in the top 10 insults ive heard
Apparently it killed her too
can you put the time stamp
"I got my bachelors in animal wanking."
As someone who played a lot of D&D, this puts a whole new spin on "Animal Handling."
Oh sh**
wAIT NO-
you don't get invited to alot of games anymore huh? XD
I mean. This is actually a job. It is not rare for certain zoos and farms to have people dedicated to "collecting" some kinds of material. It's just that it involves contraptions that can be towed behind a truck. It's just not the solution to the original problem.
@@CleverMonkey-jd3du Not really on topic but...good for you?
“Students aren’t meant to make a living wage. Maybe enough to pay for food and rent” that is literally the definition of a living wage
If people cannot make enough money to live from a job, then that job is going to die. But these people will complain saying "no one wants to work anymore which is why all the fast food places are closed".
Its a very purposeful catch 22, they are just hateful people who want to complain no matter if it makes sense or not.
Not to mention a nice little bit of corporate propaganda trying to convince people that the companies NEED those extra few dollars, that are literally life or death to an average person, to add to their already multi-billion bottom line.
And they also demand that students/teens be available 24/7. If every minimum wage job only hired students/teens there would be zero businesses open during the day or at night. Everything would be open from like 4-9 in the evening
Brooke...that's bare subsistence living. That's actually below the original definition of a living wage. They're not actually wrong in saying affording food and rent isn't a living wage. I'm referencing FDR, who is a pretty popular figure to point to for the definition of the terminology.
The complainant expects to get workers on the cheap. It's as simple as that.
A: Thats not living wage, thats subsistence or survival wage, one does not "live" on that because they have no freedom and no safety net
B: the "Maybe" implies they expect even less than that
My mom would just say “oh you don’t see the family resemblance?” When people would ask about the fact that half of her kids were different races. Almost like adoption doesn’t exist or something, huh…? 🤔
For that matter I knew a set of fraternal *twins* one of whom looked black the other looked white, full siblings. One just strongly took after their Dad, in the looks department, the other strongly took after their Mother.
There's also multiple genetic conditions that can make it so that a kid of 2 black parents has a light skin colour.
Yeah, I've known of a few cases of this - it's not even great being called your own biological child's babysitter, is it? My MIL went through this a bunch. :-/ another mate (who is a white redhead) had a comment made in front of her and her kids about how "funny" it was when kids first encounter a POC. Their dad works for long periods OS and is from Congo.
People are dumb :-(
My mom would say the same thing as a joke to other people since me and my sister were two pale babies and she was a dark-skinned mexican. She would even joke whenever people complimented our eyes that we got it from her. Everyone would immediately look at her in the her eyes and be like, "wait, what?". She has black/brown eyes. The jokester my mom is.
@@aduck8501 My mom would do this if we didn't look so much like her.
If I ever get a romantic partner,
I'm gonna tell so many people we're siblings.
It just feels like the right thing to do.
I have literally eaten myself sick at buffets because my eyes were bigger than my stomach but I didn’t wanna waste food. I know what it’s like to not know when my next meal will be so I always try my hardest to not let food go to waste so the fact that someone can pile up things they don’t even know if they like onto a plate and refuse to eat more than a couple bites baffles me. Like seriously no well adjusted and respectful person would ever think to take anything more than a few ounces of something they wanted to try.
Yeah, me too, and I usually put like max two spoonful of something I don't know on my plate, and if I really hate it and two spoonful go to waste I still have a bad conscience.
This summer someone brought me some rice pudding with mixed fruit. I had an allergic reaction to the pineapple (hadn't noticed it at first) and still ate the rest (except the pineapple pieces, a friend ate those). (Not deadly allergic, I just go woozy and have a bit of hives, slight swelling.) I've seen restaurants throw out entire buckets of food because some Karen decided to try the food right there at the buffet, with the ladle for putting it on your plate, and then putting the serving spoon back. Also a huge loss for the restaurant, they had to replace like half of the main dishes and therefore couldn't allow new guests to come in because there wouldn't have been enough too feed all tables right this moment. I'm stunned at how inconsiderate people can be.
I used to be like that, but I hit a point where I was like: "I'm not going to eat food I don't want to eat. I'm not deliberately wasting it, but I'm not going to have paid to eat here only to stuff myself with food I don't like."
And since I don't go to buffets often, I often don't remember whether I like most of the food items (and sometimes they differ anyway), this usually means I try a bit of everything, and end up with a few plates that still contain a reasonable amount of food from the things I didn't like.
Same, although I very rarely go to buffets. My dad does all the cooking for the household but he has a huge appetite compared to me and my mom and as a result he VASTLY overestimates how much food to make, which results in me getting overfed. I started a compost bin in my backyard because I was literally eating myself sick for weeks in a row so I wouldn't waste food. Waste of anything that could possibly be used again makes my depression so much worse so knowing that it goes into the compost where it will help breathe new life into our garden has been a huge help.
I believe in the "If you don't want me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" idea. The thing is, my worst is depression and anxiety, not screeching and being a Karen. There's a difference between being at a low and being toxic.
exactly. I feel this statement is more about fairweather friends/partners who are only there when everything is going smoothly but the moment something goes wrong, they're not there anymore. especially when they demand that person be there FOR THEM. It's not about putting up with someone's abuse. and ironically people like Karen;s are usually the type this idea is aimed at. Because they tend to be self-absorbed and not tolerant of other people going through stuff.
Worth saying; Learn the difference between the two upon entering a relationship. I entered a relationship with a toxic person thinking "Oh, they're just stressed" when... no...
as the child of a Karen, I'm sorry.
My mother isnt the "I'm going to mistreat you then call your manager on you" shes the "im going to mistreat you because you mildly inconvenienced me and I'm going to make my anger issues your problem until you have to call your manager on *me* "
I'm sorry, sincerely
DW its not ur fault :]
It's not your fault bro, you're all good
@@cuppy3874 Well, someone's gotta apologise on her behalf cuz she sure as hell won't
Im sorry for u
Hope you get out to somewhere safe soon
The “leaf” in the food is a bay leaf. They are used to season all kinds of dishes. If this woman ever cooked her own food, she would recognize it and know to just toss it out.
So, by complaining about it on social media, she outed her extremely poor knowledge of cooking food. I wouldn’t trust her to boil water.
She would probably complain that that her city water has steam coming out of it when it boils.
That's what it was! I must still be half asleep because I knew there were seasonings that go in whole leaf. But couldn't remember which.
Probably because I don't normally cook with it & I'm half asleep.
It's the good luck leaf in spaghetti
AH!, my Grandmother used to put a Bayleaf in the custard, you just reminded me of the flavour of the custard on the desert at Grans, I had forgotten that one, strange to see it used in a savoury dish (or maybe Grandma was the strange one?).
@@jongarrat2417 Bayleaves are usually used in savory dishes, I've actually never heard of one used in anything sweet before. Sounds interesting though!
I had to deal with a racist Karen when I used to work at a movie theater. She got her order and then like 5 mins later after I’ve done orders with like numerous other customers’ orders, she comes back asking for a receipt. I kept explaining to her how the cashier machine literally don’t have a history section for us to print an older receipt but that I could write her order and price for her if she wanted, and she got upset about me not printing her a receipt and then was like “do you even speak English?”
I wanted to tell her that I probably spoke English better than her.
In the end my supervisor came and told her the same thing and wrote a receipt for her as I suggested and she finally left.
Racist Karens are the worst.
Sorry you had to deal with a bitchy, racist Karen like that. I'm always so tempted to slap the shite out of them whenever I hear about or hear them saying shite like that. Infuriates the fuck outta me to hear how much better than everyone else they really think they are.
Especially when it comes to biracial families/children. All I can think of when I hear about a racist Karen demanding proof someone's child is their's just because they aren't the exact same skin color is "well... someone clearly didn't understand or pass biology or have a basic understanding of how genetics work. Or even just the concept of adoption."
Does it still count as racism if she's a horrible, entitled, rude person to anybody? Because she sounds like the sort who'd use variations of _"if you don't do whatever I want you are too dumb/ mean / deaf/ incapable/ uneducated/ communist / demonically possessed to understand my perfectly reasonable request"_ on any- & everybody.
The bench one might actually be intentionally ironic. An organization in my community did something similar once to call attention to the issue - they just buy the ad space. City doesn’t really have a way to stop them. It forces people to look and see the issue. The organization in my area actually got the city to replace the benches. An artist bought the old benches and turned them into sculptures for awareness. The city then used the funds they got from selling the benches to put up signs about resources and worked with organizations in the community to help more effectively. As part of the process, they’ve been improving the rundown parts of the city and providing jobs to the homeless. It’s actually been incredibly effective - and it really started with a bunch of ads just like that one.
Just thought it was worth pointing out.
I'm glad the homeless problem is getting attention somewhere. It's really gotten bad
America: "Unproductive people are parasites"
Retired boomers:
😃‼️
Karen’s when they see an inter-racial/adopting family: “Oh my god they must be professional kidnappers”
Because kidnappers are definitely going to be great parents and take their kidnap victims out in public to play and shop etc where they could easily be recognized and returned to their parents/s 🙄
@@CraftyVegan Yep and kidnappers are definitely not going to kill the kid (or the neighbour) when they're busted. If they genuinely suspected something was terribly wrong they wouldn't write a threatening note identifying themselves lol
The sad thing is that this is actually a problem with overseas adoption, but it's more the people putting the children up for adoption and not the people adopting that are doing the kidnapping.
not if the parents are both white and the kid is black, then its obvs adopting bc they're racist
“If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve my best”
Most peoples worst: _anxiety, depression, needing hugs and love_
Karen’s worst: *being just the worst humans*
Karen's worst: casually committing felonies.
Karen's best: actual dog shit.
You just described me in a nutshell(the most peoples worst), now I want hugs. Can I have a hug?
@@luv_kitty_bea 🫂
@@luv_kitty_bea I don't know your location, but I can send virtual hugs!
I feel like that Karen stealing the package wasn't even suspicious about all his packages, she probably just saw he got a lot and started stealing them regularly. That's why the guy was ready with a camera to catch her. She was covering her petty theft ass (which actually isn't petty theft, mail theft is a felony that she could do prison time for lmao)
The Marshalls people "only hired to pretend to get fired" thing, actually does work though sometimes. when some karens are forced to see the consequences of their bitching, meaning they watch someone get fired right in front of them due to whatever small incomprehensible mistake they apparently made and start crying and pleading for their job. they suddenly realize that the mistake is not all that important and start backpedaling. not all of them do, but it is still quite nice to see the horror dawning in their eyes as they realize that they actually ruined someone's life over something really small and stupid.
As a formerly famous, now disgraced comedian once said
"If you are comparing the badness of two words and you won't even say one of them, that's the worse word."
Wasn’t he talking about the n-word and.. and midget if my memory doesn’t fail me
@@astolf5259 yep
John mulaney right?
Hello fellow John Mulaney fan!
We all seen the clip
The whole pharmacy on lunch is because the PHARMACIST needs a lunch. Legally, staff cannot go back in the pharmacy without a pharmacist on staff. Pharmacists deserve a 30 minute break too, Karen.
Also if there is only one pharmacist then there won’t be a rotation, if they even do rotations. I go to a CVS and there’s only one person working there because the store decided that it wasn’t busy enough for a tech 🙄
Yeah, that screenshot looks like the software at a certain company. That company has a posted sign that says they will be closed at that specific time while the pharmacist is on lunch so people can plan their pickups around it. Even in big stores there’s usually not enough demand to guarantee more than one pharmacist is on duty every single day, once you factor in vacations, getting sick, family emergencies, etc. So it’s best to have a predictable lunch break.
Most pharmacies have a written and phone voice notice saying the pharmacy will be closed for lunch and when. Sorry Karen, you didn't do your homework.
Every single pharmacy I’ve been to is closed for lunch. It’s stated on multiple signs, it’s mentioned by the bot when you call the phone number. This just seems so normal to me I can’t understand why a grown adult has never heard of this and tried to throw a fit over it 😂
@@holyboiamethin2790that literally sounds inhumane wtf
I worked at this frozen yogurt place, and when we would see line cuts, we would just serve the customers in order of arrival anyway. Karen pushed to the front of the line, and we would just address the customer behind them. If she interrupted, we just said, "The line forms back there," or "I'm with a customer, you'll have to wait your turn."
The one about the woman not feeding her infant broke me down into tears. I can’t imagine not feeding my child! 😢
I mean pretty much anyone knows that being a mother (or father, or nonbinary parent) entails being annoyed a lot. Babies scream and cry, and water is wet.
I love that "you killed me!" Karen's dog totally ignored her when she did her fake fall. Maybe she does it so often that doggo has had enough of her shenanigans.
You know you dun goofed when even your loyal dog doesn't feel bad for you
Haha. Yeh. The dog was totally uninterested. Normal owners´ dogs are usually very engaged when their owner is threatened or upset in any way.
Reminds me of the lady yelling for Mike Mike Mike he's running me over
@@caroline4323 lol unlike cats who know their human is ok when they fake that stuff, dogs will still engage even when they know it’s ok.
For a dog to ignore…that says a LOT.
That video wasn't a legit Karen sighting.
My mom was married to a Filipino man and about a week after giving birth to my brother, she took him for a walk in a stroller. These two older women started talking to her and said "Aww, he's so cute. It's so nice of you to adopt a Boat Child"
Mom was not happy with them, to say the least.
Edit: for those who don't know, "Boat People" is the term for Vietnamese refugees who fled from the Vietnam War by boat.
I hope she gave them a tongue lashing that they would NEVER forget
THEY CALLED HIM A WHAT
Excuse me a what child? _:0_
@@nerothewateruser8030 @Jayme Renae
"Boat People" is the term for Vietnamese refugees who fled from the Vietnam War by boat to other countries.
@@DerRotSpassvogel It's still a very weird and casually racist assumption!
Fun fact, the argument a lot of people use of "Don't take the lord's name in vain" to try to get them to change how they talk ("You can't say god that way!") Actually refers to using The Lord's name to further your own goals. Which is what they're doing when they say it. Lovely little bit of irony.
Also the Lord's name is Yahweh (or Jehovah if you're weird) "God" is the stand in to avoid saying the actual sacred words You're not supposed to say.
Either way it's all some Voldemort ass name magic.
@@mauirandall8176 pretty sure Yahweh is only the name of the Jewish god
It's like "blood is thicker than water". No, entitled egg/sperm donor, the saying is "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb", aka the exact opposite of your argument.
@@robbierootbeer8056 Yahweh is actually the way christians would say it. No Jewish person would call god yahweh. I actually remember the first time I heard that name was when a christian guy was asking me if I worship yahweh because I'm Jewish, and I was like who the heck is that?
The hebrew pronunciation would be more like "yeh-ho-vah." but even then, no one says that. They say "adonai" or "Elohim" or "Elokim"
My father had my son out at the mall recently and an old Karen approached them and asked my dad if the little boy with him was his. My dad was like "uh.... He's... My grandson? Why?"
"Well, there's been a lot of kidnappings lately and you can't be too safe."
My son is mixed and while he's still fairly light, he does have a tinge darker traits and his face looks just like his dad's. He also has an afro because my son got a blend of both of our hair types. I've got curly hair and his father was black with dreads.
Anyway, that's actually a fear that I have in being a white woman with a mixed child. I hear these horror stories from parents on Reddit about how people have literally tried to take their mixed children because they don't "look like their parent".I feel like it happens more to men than women though, yet I still have an inkling in the back of my mind that someone's gonna be a real POS and try some shit.
Well, if anyone does try some shit like that, all I can say is Mama Bear mode is a fully acceptable response lol
I am sorry that something like that is even a concern for interracial couples with children.... Really makes me lose faith in humanity to know there're people out there that have nothing better to do than be a racist asshole and harass a family just because they don't all look identical. 😢
I hope you and your family never have to deal with a bigoted ass like that (again since your dad had some nosy old woman questioning him about your son)
I’m mixed race and my son has completely taken after my husband who is white. Whenever we go somewhere I get asked if I am the mom because we look nothing alike. Maybe they think I’m the help! It’s especially frustrating when he is having a toddler tantrum (he’s 3) because I’m pretty sure people are trying to figure out if I just kidnapped him from a white family😩🤣
The hilarious part is that IF someone had kidnapped a child he probably wouldn’t answer “oh no, he’s not mine, I took him”…
@@PunkyPrincessPopnot the help,god some people really don’t know how to mind their beeswax!
That one where the woman grabbed that guy's parcel?
Yeah, that's a federal crime. Taking/tampering with someone else's mail can land you in a federal prison. If the guy recording it chose to, he could put her behind bars for years.
Oh wow
Well aside from the fact that the video was obviously a joke
That only applies to mail from the USPS
@@thatdamncrow9197 Exactly. There's no way the package one or the "THAT'S NOT YOUR KID" one are remotely real.
@@thatdamncrow9197 She had an American accent. That's why I didn't bother to specify a different country.
@@SamWeltzin im not saying it isnt american
Im saying a amazon delivery or such isnt protected by that law
No joke the racist Karen who didn’t believe that someone with a one skin tone can give birth and to someone with another skin tone has happened to me my entire life. I’m biracial(back mom and white dad)
Also my mom has had a gun drawn on her by the cops because she had two white kids in the minivan
Holy shit. Im sorry
I noticed the 'neighbour' didn't have the courage to sign their name.
@@grahvis I think it was censored.
@@grahvis No, but she did leave her phone number. That's enough for the cops to find her.
My father is Dominican and Portuguese and was a darker skin color and my mother is French and pale. When I was being held by my father in a hotel lobby, someone literally asked him what he was doing with a white baby and he outright said I was his daughter and they didn't believe him. They called the police on him and then my mother came down to a commotion of officers questioning him.
I have a story. One time back in august, i was walking my dogs, (i walk them separetly)it was my second round and i always have a yellow ribbon to signal people not to come close because they are not socialized the best thanks to my parents logic. Half way trough the street i saw a man coming from the side of the road. My dog and i are usually running, and this man started catching up to me. He happened to know the beaning of the ribbon, and said "why are you walking that dog if its not friendly?" And tryed to grab my backpack to stop me, he started yelling for me to stop and bring my own pet back to my house. I tryed to explain that they still need extreise. Even little kids understand when i say not to pet, touch, or bring dogs close to them, but this man tryed to grab the leash. That really crossed my limit, and ofcorse i hit the mans ribcage for the sake of my and my dogs safety.
(Sorry for typeOs and all, im just tired)
I really hate people like that, you had every right to hit him.
What a creep
Always punch a low on the rib cage If you can
@@macsonal he demanded to see my parents for like 5 minutes,
Not a surprise I wasn't happy about it-
That disgusting, I'm sorry you had to go through that.
That guy’s such a creep! That’s definitely harassment
Imagine if retail stores implied anti Karen measures where instead of the manager..... the kid called in a Professional wrestler to choke slam karens and they couldn't sue
Karen clause:
We reserve the right to hire professional wrestlers to drop you like a sack of potatoes. By entering this store you are agreeing to our terms of services and have therefore waived your right to sue. (This clause only applies to people who display Karen behavior.)
Funny thing is, there's a literal Karen Gimmick right now in the WWE that annoys the Authority Figure that's basically some kind of General Manager. Their respective Ringnames are Chelsea Green (The "Karen") and Adam Pearce (The "Manager").
She plays it so well and it is partly grounded on reality, because she can be a bit of a Karen in real life 😂
@@gemselchen I haven't watched wrestling since Roman Reigns announced he had cancer, but this alone makes me want to get back into it.
Karen is simply the polite and socially acceptable form of calling someone a c***
"Karen" is much more specific. "Cu** is not specific, meaning "a female I don't like" whereas a "Karen" is an adult narcissistic female who is entitled to be physically, emotionally, and verbally abusive, with no capacity for empathy or insight: a Sociopath. A "CU** is just a female you don't like, partly because you are a misogynist. If you were not a misogynist, you would call her a POS, a Piece Of Garbage, or a missed abortion. When a Karen demands to see your manager, you can say that your manager is GOD, and if she steps outside with you, you can introduce her to GOD.
Cunt is a power word. I love it.
Lol
I prefer C U Next Tuesday 😄
@@riseofdarkleelai don’t want to see a karen tomorrow
Honestly, "Stop apologizing for who you are and get the life you want." is an incredibly inspirational quote, but the application needs to be right.
"Ableist comments because your disability isn't readily visible" BINGO!!
Nuuuu!
People think I'm not disabled because I am not physically disabled. I'm like "neurodivergent people count as being disabled."
@@alexiskuwata well those people don't know what they're talking about and need to actually shut their word-holes
"they're not supposed to earn a living wage. they're supposed to make enough to cover basic living expenses." If only we had a more succinct way of describing a wage that let's you meet your basic living expenses.
Sadly managers dont like giving living wages. And the minimum wage is far from a living wage.
@rambunctiousvegetable sooo... You think the person making your food, that you will consume, should barely be subsisting? Like why? Do you want them distracted from cooking your meat patty because they are hungry or thinking about how to scrape enough cash together to get job training for a better job and thus give you an undercooked salmonella special? Do you like eating spit from a disgruntled food prep worker? Or do you just get off knowing that someone is suffering to serve you? A wise punk band one screamed "don't piss off the pizza guy, yeah, 'cuz you know he'll s**t in your food!" Perhaps meditate on the wise words of Red Team Go the next time you are creaming your jeans in the line at McDonald's with the knowledge the middle age lady taking your order is making only a subsistence wage and is forced to put up with your BS or literally starve and that the only thing she is able to do in her life is work because she only get a subsistence wage for making you a meal. Enjoy your liter cola Farva, just be careful peeling the Monopoly game piece off.
@@randomcdude4430 Bro.....they were just describing the difference between Living wage vs survival wage. You didn't need to go so hard.
@@randomcdude4430 They never said they didn't deserve a living wage they were just explaining 💀
I love how Karen goes up and tries to commit baldfaced robbery, while on film, and proceeds to play dead in the worst way concievable while her dog is just chillen like "Yeah... she does this sometimes. Anyhow you got any treats? 🐕"
More like, " that lady's crazy. Can I stay with you?"
Theft, and assault with an unknown chemical(not all clear liquid is water). The guy is clearly defending himself.
@@vxicepickxv The one downside to the widespread ownership and carry of pepper spray.
Chad dog
What's the timestamp??? UwU
As a pharmacy technician in a retail pharmacy and we close for lunch from 1:30 to 2 on weekends because we only have 1 pharmacist, I can tell anyone with 100% truth that EVERY SINGLE TIME there's a person standing out there loudly complaining we're closed. Like I'm sorry Karen, we're not robots we gotta eat!!!!!!
21:21 I had the STRONGEST urge I've ever had to give her the "You keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about". GOD I really want people like her to know what ACTUAL pain and assault feels like.
I love when office workers who LITERALLY sit on their arse all day (regardless of work) think they're better than people who work in fast food or retail. I used to get told "should have gone to school"...while working as a Pharmacy Dispenser, Healthcare Advisor and Smoking Cessation coach. Yeah...anyone can do that without having a brain. We just stand there.
I work in a fast casual burger joint. Most of our managers have either business degrees or culinary arts certs. And yet the local call center workers who come to us for lunch still ask us why we don't get real jobs. Our cashier's make as much as they do, and have more flexible shifts.
@@waynefeller8824 I can confirm a call centre is worse than fast food or retail haha.
If everyone had a 'real' job no one would be there to make food or serve meds
As a pharmacy dispenser did the pharmacy review get you too? I was like my karen, dear- you need a script filled do you not call ahead of time? Like honestly, not all pharmacies are stocked equally and ready on a casual whim calling ahead, having your Dr. fill your script and send it there are all just good courtesy prep. Also like we have the option for certain pharmacies to deliver, if it was an essential med and the person would otherwise take a cab there having it sent via delivery is possible. It's how my mother got her meds after she couldn't drive.
@@axolotllan Oh there was so much I hated about it. People assuming because the doctor gave them a prescription we'd just "have it ready" magically without ever seeing the script
@@axolotllan I thought it was always a basic requirement you call ahead? My pharmacy wouldn't be stocked with my meds most of the time so you call ahead and they'll be like "okay. They'll be ready tomorrow at noon."
I also couldn’t hold in my laughter when the judge just went “Somebody get this ham sandwich out of my courtroom”
I was looking for this 😂😂
Some judges really do be like that, and I am living for it lol
I'm surprised that clip isn't more viral.
She died of entitlement.
Ok apparently the clip is fake
420th like 😏
My husband works at Walmart. When a Karen complains enough he says “ok, don’t worry, we will fire that person. Have a good day”
Then the Karen freaks out 😂
"Found a leaf in my soup!"
Waiter: ma'am, that's called a Bay leaf. They're put in for flavor and pulling them out by hand is very much considered an unhealthy thing for us to do.
Which is why they use tongs lol, it was probably an honest mistake leaving it in there.
Tell me you don't season your food without telling me you don't season your food.
Karen: Nice try! Bayleef is a Pokemon. My precious angel plays that. I'm calling the police and speaking to your manager! *fake dies*
@@chatboulon743 I knew someone was going to put that!
@@mikukurisaki3413 I am ashamed to admit I knew the Pokemon before the seasoning. 😭 My childhood was flavorless.
"Misogyny and patriarchy have been around longer than slavery" is probably the most intelligent thing I've heard a Karen say
I mean… they may well be right, and even if they aren’t quite, those two things definitely predate slavery as an institution, rather than “we captured this guy when he and his buddies tried to raid our {tiny community}.” “Okay, force him to help work the fields.”
Slavery has been around longer than Homo sapiens as a species, and I’m willing to bet a caveman who couldn’t count to his age thought he was better than the person in his tribe who is shorter and looks different. If we assume Karen meant misogyny done by Homo sapiens than slavery would be older by a few thousand years
Not true, while the last two thousand years misogynistic and the patriarchy have definitely been an ugly problem Rome and some of the Mediterranean countries along with some Asian countries were really the only ones are women Rock considered equals throughout the entire America's and even England Ireland and Germany and the Norse women were equal up until well they were taken over by Rome and later on Christianity. Slavery started a few days after humanity has, and sadly is still a major league problem! So the Karen was completely wrong.
@@pokemagetechmatriarchy predates patriarchy, it was the first structural form that human tribes organized into in the antediluvian era. With the advent of farming and the invention of writing, human society shifted from matriarchal to patriarchal, which led to literally everything we have today. Be grateful for everything patriarchy has given you because literally everything around you from your phone to your house is the product of patriarchy. Matriarchy served its purpose in bringing humanity together and driving our early evolution, now patriarchy is advancing us socially, technologically, and societally to the point where we don’t need it anymore and can move on to something else. Clearly the patriarchy isn’t done yet
@@YoMommazNUTZexactly, slavery has existed since the literal dawn of civilization, it’s an industry that is nearly as old as prostitution
21:18 is the best part
OH MY GOD YOU KILLED ME just makes me want to cry
Based on my interactions with my grandmother's third husband, he's most certainly a Karen. The biggest moment is when he targeted me rather than my cousins (all boys) who convinced me to pull a prank on another kid. When he got us in trouble he decided I, the lone girl, was in trouble. Not because he thought I proposed it, but because he thought I corrupted the boys by being a little girl from California. A similar thing happened a few years earlier when his grandkid from a different marriage (all white kids) did something bad and I was barely involved by unknowingly help them cover it up. But I was the only one in trouble because obviously I, the little half-indigenous girl who my cousins even fessed up as barley involved, obviously pushed them to it by putting thoughts of theft in thier heads by being near them. There's other moments but those stand out in my head, that man's just a winning blackout bingo card of Karenism.
When I got my first pet (dog ) as an adult, my mum said it was like a noose around my neck ( apparently a lot of work and unnecessary stress) , yet still wanted me to have a child. How can you look after a child, if you are not trusted to look after a dog
This makes me think of in the book "Marley and Me" when the author and his wife's expy's get the dog to practice responsibility when the wife couldn't even keep their house plants alive
This kind of thing happened to me. Some woman at a children's museum decided my dark-haired, dark-eyed child couldn't be mine, wrote down my license plate and called the police on me. I didn't have any problem with the cop that showed up--not when I pointed to the wedding picture of white me and my black husband on the wall--but to this day, thirty years later, recalling this makes my blood boil.
They just need to keep their sticky noses out of other people's business.
I mean even if the kid looks absolutely nothing like you…
1. Genetics are complicated
2. Haven’t they heard of adoption?
@@amandahugenkiss2310 1. I don’t think that Karens even have enough IQ points to understand basic genetics.
2. Bold of you to assume that they don’t think that adoption is just kidnapping, but with child laundering.
(Not meant to sound rude.)
8:36 That is a bay leaf. Usually they take it out before serving bc its uncomfortable to eat and is just there to add flavor but this karen has no reason to freak out over it. They're edible.
Also a sidenote thank you for making videos Click, you and OT make me feel accepted when my own family cant do that.
I love your videos so much. Your native accent, your silly accents, the high pitched this-shit-is-ridiculous giggle, it’s all so perfect. On top of that, your insights and commentary are so well rounded and wholesome, it makes my day. Thank you for being a hilarious bit of positivity in this small corner of the inter webs.
I imagine a place like Walmart would give each of their employees a Karen Bingo.
Once they hear “I want to speak to your manager” the guy goes.
“YES!!! KAREN BINGO BITCHES!!!”
All the while the Karen is confused as to why this guy is so happy getting their manager called.
This
If I make my own business, I will do this
@@Moon_Savior DO IT
As if Walmart would care enough about their employees to do this.
@@theab3957 Some do.... but there are policies in place that prevent this from happening.... as a Service Desk employee, I would love to have this, but... yeah...
I could haved filled the whole bingo card entirely with ONE 25 minute coversation with a single lady who wanted me to perform at her childs birthday party for free. Best part? she was organising a birthday party for a child who was in fact 35 and had a restraining order against her.
What a plot twist
And yet, that last line doesn't surprise me.
I want more details this sounds like the world's most entertaining train wreck
@@benjie128 Seemed weirder at the time. but that was early on in my career.
@@DollFaceThornback Well, lets see, she wanted the full "among the crowd" animal show where I hold the animal puppets like they are real animals and play with the kids. she had also tried to hire a clown and a bouncy castle. She tried to pay me with "exposure" as you'd expect, and according to the text I got later, from her husband (divorced) explaining everything, she is not suffering any known mental illness. The sons restraining order was because she got him fired from several jobs deliberately, just so he would have to move in with her.
Oh man, that karen bingo one got me! I feel that SO hard. One time I was at a Walgreens, and I was at the pharmacy before everyone else. There were maybe three other people there after a few minutes, and when the pharmacy opened, we all got in line, me at the front. Before I even got to speak to a pharmacist, some lady skips the line and goes straight to the counter despite there being five or so of us waiting in line.
In less than ten minutes, this woman
1. demanded that she be assisted immediately despite the line because she'd been waiting for 40 minutes (she just got there, I know because I'd already been there for 15 minutes myself and she wasn't there.)
2. screamed at the pharmacist because she had to hurry because she left her car running WITH HER CHILD IN IT (In a really bad part of town.)
3. when the pharm tech told her she had to wait in line, she screamed about how her child was epileptic and needed his medication RIGHT NOW, then got triggered.
4. demanded to speak to the manager (who was incredibly busy at that point already.)
5. screamed at the manager about how terrible her employees are and how even the manager didn't know how to do her job, then proceeded to tell the manager about her many years in management and how she'd never treat customers like this (like what? ask her to wait in line like everyone else? like a manager is supposed to do?) Then when she got louder, I turned toward her a stared her down and said to the person in line behind me 'can you believe this? this woman can't have a child because she clearly IS one.'
After that, the Karen finally noticed that she was holding up the line of mostly elderly and sick people and she was getting the evil eye from several of us, and then, and only then, she realized that people were witnessing her behave like a toddler having a tantrum and she shut up. She never went to the back of the line, but at least she stopped being a loud, horrible person for the rest of the time she was there. I hope her kid is ok.
The "Neighbor Kid Isn't Yours" one.. Let's think about this for a second.. Realistically this had one of two situations. 1) The kid was theirs, or 2) They kidnapped a kid. And this "Good Samaritan" decided to intervene... like... If you actually thought the kid wasn't theirs, why would YOU need proof? Let's say the kid actually was kidnapped, and the people realize they just got busted... Congrats, they are leaving with their kidnapped kid, thanks for the heads up. What? Like the entire thing is dumb, but kids do get kidnapped, if you legit thought that was what was going on why wouldn't the cops be the FIRST people you contacted? Not the kidnappers? Fantastic.
As a Jew, I can tell you the racial slur referred to as the "k-word" is not Karen.
....wait CZcams actually does hashtags? I was just using it as an aside.
I'm sorry for what my ancestors did to you. I hope you are living a great life and are happy.
@@rowanplummer5334 🫡
@@rowanplummer5334 bruh, you didn't do anything, don't apologize for something you didn't even do. You are responsible for your own actions, not your ancestors. You couldn't have done anything.
Sincerely, another Jew.
K word ?? Is it Kentucky ?
The "family resemblance" thing is stupid especially when for example the Latin community is diverse and is widely known that some children won't look anything like their parents and they exist, mixed race people exist, and adopted children also exist. Also the sexism against men who are actual competent good fathers, is very sad. Also the Cilantro thing, how does she not know???? If you've ordered it before it will be there. Cilantro is tasty, unless you have the gene that makes it taste soapy.
I think it tastes soapy on its own, but it's really good in other things
@@notascottishgirl2543 It is good in food. I personally don't eat too much of it.
@@notascottishgirl2543 Nah mate, we both have the soap gene. I grew some cilantro fresh for myself from seed, and tried really hard to make it work, fresh cut and on sandwiches and stuff, but it always stood out very sharply as if I had actually put a sliver of soap in my food. I have no idea what it's actually supposed to taste like.
I think it could have actually been a Basil leaf. Basil is also big in a lot of dishes.
@@DigiVixen It was a bay leaf (according to the restaurant's response.)
13:11 It’s so hard to believe this person actually exists. In my mind, you do plenty of research before having a child and while raising a child so that you raise a well adjusted one.
8:41 Oh, my f**ing god! That's a bay leaf. Probably this Karen doesn't good very often.
I love the Karen's that "threaten" they'll never shop there again like that isn't the best thing everyone involved could hope to hear.
I've found those Karen's tend to be repeat customers. Our worst Karen's were the ones that came several times a day and had something to whinge about everytime. "I'm never coming here again." Ok Karen see you at dinner time.
I feel like people should be happy about that, like call out to a coworker and go "You hear that? She says she finally stops coming back!"
Karen: "I'm so unhappy with my service here I'll never shop here again!"
every worker in earshot: *snoopy happy dance*
I used to work in a doctor’s office and had patients complain that because they had to wait so long to be seen they weren’t coming back. I thought “don’t get my hopes up” because if this person stopped coming we could work towards getting the doctor back to a manageable patient level. They always came back.
The customer complaining about employee hair and cars really reminded me of when I worked in retail. My manager thought it would be a great moral boost to post a list of customer complaints on the break room wall every week with “gentle” suggestions on how we should improve. No joke, most of the time it was people saying we looked tired and possibly hungover. No Karen we just had to deal with your sh*t for our whole shift so now we’re dead inside.
People complain about staff looking tired?
Like, actually officially complain?
Damn. I'd be so screwed.
When you work in a place for so long, dealing with the same BS all the time, you'll run out of give-a-fucks really fast.
I get told I look tired all the time. Then again I work Backshift and I get it from my usuals who like to joke around or are just stating facts.
@@Arrzarrina for real, especially at a place where you have 8 hour shifts with no chairs to sit in. We were exhausted by hour 4 at the gas station I used to work at
I've actually read a book from someone working in retail that also dealed with r/Karen and r/TalesfromRetail things, and she actually suggested that we should complain about things like "they look tired", "they're sweating on my food", stuff like that to maybe help improve work conditions
"You killed me!" *Demon starts to Ascend out of body*
17:52 shes mad af she has full right to write that in caps
For that Karen that demanded that everyone has a garage sale, I would just find a bunch of stuff that I don't need and give it away for free, and when she comes for her 10% I would just enjoy the expression she makes when I break the news to her
I’d set up a table and put a single tampon on it. They are considered luxury items, after all.
more - if you justify it as cleaning your home you could actually pay people to take away your staff.
"Here, Karen, it's 53,70 dollars"
"I don't see them."
"oh yeah, well my profit was in the negatives so you owe me"
Oh my that would be so great
@@wisteria3032 =)
@@cassandra.wladyslava seriously? Wouldn’t have guessed that
30:45 I had to deal with this for the entirety of my son's childhood. I'm white and he's half Mexican. Every time we went to the park, there were always a few "concerned" adults who wanted me to explain to them what I was doing with this kid. There were a handful of instances where they wanted "rescue" him by taking him away from me.
It even happened a few times with police officers themselves. I hate these people.
Ugh that makes me so mad
Exactly. My Aunt and uncle couldn't have a kid so they had to adopt. Their both white and my cousin is a mix.
9:57 As John Mulaney once said,
"If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them? That's the worse word."
"Get this ham sandwich out of my Court." 😂 Get this guy on TV. He deserves a show.
The whole “give *me* documentation/identification/etc.” is so weird to me. You’re not an authority, Karen. I don’t have to prove anything to you. I don’t care if you go your whole miserable life thinking I’ve committed a crime because of your own mental gymnastics. That doesn’t affect me at all.
that’s what drives them nuts
they don’t have any authority
1:57 the only reason Karen can see the boyfriend not going to work is because SHE DOESN'T GO TO WORK.
it's like narcing on other kids at church for not closing their eyes for prayer...... *smirk*
No but she’s a women you see, so her place is in the home drinking away her husband’s money
That response from the buffet owner actually made me want to eat there and praise the owner for being a total badass.
34:17 ✨️somebody get this ham sandwich out of my court✨️ I LOVE🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whenever I see Karen’s saying the word “Karen” and claiming it’s worse than then things like the n-word, I always have the urge to say,”well then, if you can say Karen then say the n-word.” It’s such a good shut down.
I just say: "Say it then"
It's like that one story John mulaney told about when he put the word midget in a show and was told it was as bad as the N word
Noice.^^
@@jacobhewitt2145 Literally,
“if you are discussing the badness of two words and you will not say one of the words that’s the worst word!”
Gotta love that this Karen tries to insult tacos by calling them "street food", kind of ironic because that's the most sold food on the Mexican streets. Like yeah you're right but those taste better than cheap Taco Bell products
There's also the fact that Taco Bell has exactly zero locations in Mexico because nobody there actually likes it. The company tried multiple times, it just doesn't work.
@@taelim6599 If Taco Bell just only sold the types of food they invented, maybe that wouldn't be a problem.
Growing up in a mainly street food country, I can confidently say that street food is delicious, dare I say much more than big restaurants
Exactly!! Street tacos are the BEST tacos!
People who haven't tried street food of any kind seem to assume it's cheap and bad, but a lot of the time it's actually amazing.
10:28 to quote the great john mulaney, “if you’re arguing about the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them…that’s the worse word.”
Some Karens put magical spiritual beliefs over everything which is clearly stupid to wrinkle-brained people like us, and it reminds me of this one person
They would always say “mundane over magickal” witchcraft sure can help with things, but it doesn’t make bad stuff disappear
I love that instant karma clip when Karen's car drove off because she was sooooo pissed that she forgot to put it on the brakes
Even the car was so embarassed by her behaviour that it tried to run away from her…
Or put it in park and turn off the ignition.
I remember seeing that in the news
The car broke and she had to wait for like half an hour for a tow truck to arrive lmao
I wouldn't have been running to check on her, I would be making sure the poor trees and grass was okay since it was an innocent bystander. Just glad her stupidity didn't end with that car going into incoming traffic and really hurting someone.
When i was about 6 or 7 my dad let me and my sister run a lemonade stand in front of his coffee shop. This one time while we were standing around a woman came up to us and ordered a large lemonade with extra ice, ok easy; then after taking her money and giving back her change she counted it, not an unnatural thing to do when two kids were running a stand all by ourselves, but then she just looked at me and said "this isn't my change" in a angry voice. Obviously as a kid I was scared and just said that i wasn't that good at math yet and I'll give her the correct change in a second. I proceeded to look at the money she gave me, a ten dollar bill, our large lemonade was five dollars, I had no five dollar bills so I gave her some cash, it was two toonies and a loonie (that's two two dollar coins and a one dollar coin for all you Americans out there), it was the correct change. So I said that yes it was the correct change, which she proceeded to say that she wanted a five dollar bill instead and my sister pointed out that it was the same amount of money. At this point I was getting scared so I went into the coffee shop to get my dad and he quickly defused the situation. We ended up closing for the day because we were so shaken. About about seven Years later we've rebranded and are selling lemonade at our farmers market making about $360 a day, and I'm getting all A's in math, so whoever that Lady was; F*ck you.
YEAAAAAAHHH! You go Peeble!
Man the amount of racist Karen's my daughter and I have encountered over our different skin color is staggering. I am half japanese with a very light complexion. I get confused for being white a lot. My daughter is darker than me as her mother is fully Asian.
I didn't really notice the issue it made with others until she was 11. The two of us were at the mall and I was giving my daughter heck for misbehaving in public. We were off to the side as I tried to quietly give her hell when this Alpha Male Karen came out of nowhere, sleeves rolled up, chest puffed out, and tried to squeeze between us asking my daughter "Is this white perv bothering you?"
We ignored him and continued with what had now evolved into a more constructive conversation about acceptable behavior. The Alpha Male Karen didn't know what to do so he sort of did this awkward slow tiptoe back to a group of boisterous blondes who were asking him "You have to stop him! Ask for her parents information! Ugh grow some balls!" or something to that nature. The Alpha Male had deflated slightly and was shaking his head as he realised what was going on.
Afterward I mentioned how weird that was and my daughter mentioned that she had encountered "concerned citizens" who would ask her quietly if she was being kidnapped by the scary white man. She would reply "No. He's my Dad."
And every time it was always just me and her together in the mall. This was the only time It happened because she was in trouble. Again I was not screaming, hitting or being overtly threatening. Just me talking in a slight frustrated stern voice. It also shed light as to why, on many occasions when we go out, she would suddenly become real quiet and disheartened later on.
I now have two more children who are whiter than me at times and now when I am out with the family I encounter people who are like "Where's their mother?" I clear my throat and point to my Filipino wife. "Oh sorry. We thought you were the maid." or one time "So good of you to adopt."
And I know many will be like "Well we're just making sure. The worlds a scary place." but how about you mind your own business and just let us shop. I mean my brother was kidnapped (and later found) in 93 and not one person seeing him being taken ever questioned where they were going or who the strange woman was taking my brother from the community park. But one interracial family at the mall...now we have to make sure. Won't someone please THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Apologies for the essay of a comment lol
If I met that package thief Karen, when she said “you’ve killed me” I would have channeled my inner Zelda cdi and said “good” like that one scene from wand of gamelon
the stupid thing about the whole "when are you gonna give me grandchildren" shtick is those same parents are most likely the same ones who tell you you can't date until you're 18, or some other BS like that
Love your pfp and name!
BRO MY MOM SAID THAT MY GRANDMA DID ALMOST THAT EXACT THINGGGGG!
It's about control, pure and simple.
Ikr? I frickin hate hypocrites.
I remember my mum freaking out when I was talking about how I was thinking of not having children when I was 18-19 and she lost her mind. My nephew even tried to say "no you will have kids" and i shut that little bastard up.
How can you be such a gross Christian and obsessed with the sex life of your child and constantly watching them so that they do not have boyfriends, but then suddenly try and act a victim when they say they might not have children.🤢🤢🤢🤢
Nasty mofos, now that I'm 20, I always like to see the look on her face whenever she tries to change my mind and I shut her down😭😭😭😭
"Somebody get this ham sandwich out of my court."
That judge deserves a good ham sandwich at least after that zinger.
works on multiple levels since a) she looks like a ham sandwich, and b) her acting was on bad soap opera levels of ham
@@ShaunOfTheN00bs ohh yeeesss
im fully positive that ive heard "somebody get this ham sandwich out of my court" somewhere else besides here
I think she is like a buffalo stake one, highly aggressive but really vulnerable
Every time I think things aren´t so bad...and then the Karens appear. Boom! there goes my happy feeling! 😐
21:35 Karen: *initiates demonic screech*
fun fact for you pourch pirates: taking mail is a federal crime, not a petty one or misdemener, a full on felony
And to anyone who tries to say it's situational, it is not. Packages are considered mail, no matter who delivers it. Especially if it's in a Mailbox.
@@ShadowReignhart Especially since Amazon and UPS usually have the USPS do long distance or final stretch deliveries.
What is a "pourch"?
@@nelliebly6616 it is a square before your door that is a little higher than the path to your door. Although some places don't have them. (Commonly apartments)
Only applies to packages sent through the Post Office, unfortunately.
I feel so sorry for any dog or pet that has a Karen owner, especially smaller dogs because that's what I usually see them carrying around, they must feel so scared with all the yelling and complaining
I'm just glad she didn't fake-fall onto the dog.
35:02 Malfoy be like”it’s killed meh! It’s killed meh!”
14:07 basically every all you can eat place I've been to very specifically states clearly that wasted food (beyond reasonable amounts) will be chargeable. Usually if you ended up wasting like 2 slices of bread or something they'd let you go but that always seemed like an exception
Btw, that lady asked the girls to wear Louboutin heels and a Burberry scarf. Both of those are DESIGNER BRANDS and cost THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS
Reminds me of this Karen I know. She asked her parents-in-law who flew in all the way from Europe for her birthday for a $2400 Louis Vuitton bag. Even tho she knows they have to live off a single pension and don't have any money to spare. When all she got was $800 in cash and the apology that that was all they had, she threw a tantrum, screaming and crying, and finally kicking the old couple out of the house so they had to spend the rest of their stay in america in a hotel. She then locked herself in the bedroom until her husband promised he'd take her out shopping the very next day to buy the bag (and a few other things she had her eye on) as an apology for his parents "ruining her birthday"
The closest I'd ever get to a Louis Vouton pair of shoes is a doll repaint. LoL
@@PrototypeSpaceMonkey
Clearly, he must deserve her, otherwise she'd be his EX-wife.
Now his parents can warn new parents to raise their child with a sense of discipline, and personal pride. See? Just desserts for everyone!
@@innocentbystander3317 I probably shouldn't say this because he's (allegedly) my friend, but yeah 😅Those two deserve each other.
That's a bridezilla if I ever heard one
My friend got the police called on her at the primary school because she was trying to pick up her son. He's darker in completion and she is not. She's on his school file as his mother and showed them her ID. They stalled her and the cops showed up. They never heard of biracial couples I think. Her husband was pissed having to leave work early for this bs.
I would be soooo upset if that happened to us. My husband is from India. I'm white. Our son has a lovely golden complexion. In the winter, he's paler. In the summer, he gets a deep tan. When he was 2, we were in Sam's Club looking at bottles of wine. Our son knocked a bottle off of the shelf and it broke. It was winter, sonny boy was paler than in summer. My husband looks at me, says "Yup. He's YOUR son," and walks off. I had to deal with it myself. It's funny now, but I was pissed at the time. (I think that he went to find an employee to let them know about the mess, he wasn't being a jerk.)
Well at least they were being as safe as possible, They say patting themselves on the back as a
Generic white guy pulls up and white kid hops into the car with no issue
@@jend8759 imma be honest, that's a very Indian dad thing to say
"Someone get this ham sandwhich out of my court" - best judge ever
21:50 I love that
Leaf Karen: "There was a LEAF, from outside, IN MY FOOD!"
Me: "That's Bay Leaf, Lady. Points to you for finding what should've been removed before serving, but points off because it was supposed to be there."
Yeah, I had a strong feeling that leaf was edible.
@@kittycatmeowmeow963 I don't recall if it's really something you'd want to eat. Like, it's technically edible but it's more like a tea leaf than lettuce.
She should never ever go to an Indian restaurant.
@@randomcanadian6298 People say not to eat them because the dried leaves are like really brittle and sharp so could cut you, but if the pieces are small enough you'll most likely be fine (i accidentally did once and panic googled it lol)
I accidentally almost ate a bay leaf bc it looked like a green bean in my soup somehow, lol, didn't complain, I was just confused on why the "green bean" tasted bad
Y'know unpaid internships are technically illegal in the US in most places unless you provide meaningful experience and learning. So naturally they just treat interns like servants and make them get coffee while not teaching them anything a lot of the time.
I literally live less than 2 miles from an airport and an air force base, the fact that some people call the police over those noises is insane, it’s not gonna kill you kqren
If I ever had a woman like that try to take my package, I most certainly would not be that calm.
"Please naughties the animals at the zoo so I can avoid the facts of life with my kids."
Almost legendary. Bonus fact, most if not all US court rooms completely forbid the use of cell phones, so what that Karen was doing at the end is even worse.
Isn't that interesting, too?
That the place where justice supposedly happens doesn't allow truth recording machines.
@@JoshSweetvale That isnt the reason. The main reason is that it can be a serious distraction, especially during oral arguments. There are exceptions and some courts are lighter on cell phones than others, but in one's they are not allowed because they consistently inhibit the court (distracting witnesses/attorneys/etc, interrupt discussions, etc).
Most court cases have transcripts created by stenographers as well if you fear the lack of record.
@@JoshSweetvale That's because it's the ''land of the free''!!
That looks like it’s a city council meeting or something in which case it’s open to the public and cell phones are allowed.
@@gateauxq4604 Quite possibly. Good point.
Filling in the whole BINGO card is a version called "Black-Out" which is about how drunk I would need to be after dealing with enough Karens to fill out that card
I wonder what you win for that... I want to play Bingo to a BlackOut state, not just 3 rounds.
@@Roadent1241 they do 10 rounds of bingo at my local wing place (on AYCE wing night) and this is one of them. They give away a $10 gift card for each round
@@Lectrikfro Cor. I want to come and play.
@@Roadent1241 it used to be every Tuesday, but the price of chicken wings has stopped the AYCE part. Can still go for bingo though.
@@Lectrikfro Sorry, what is AYCE? A place?