[YTP] Michael Rosen's Disturbing Tales: Meeting Donald Trump, A Terrorist & Other Horrible Stuff

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  • čas přidán 22. 05. 2020
  • Michael has some disturbing tales to share with you. Includes "Conversations with a terrorist", "Train to Hull but it's highly disturbing" and other shocking tales you should not show to your two-year old. But show it to your friends, sure.
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Komentáře • 83

  • @noelnotcole7940
    @noelnotcole7940 Před 4 lety +65

    0:51 that Trump impersonation is top notch

  • @Gandalf_the_Black_
    @Gandalf_the_Black_ Před 4 lety +105

    The two-year-old inside the skull sounds crazy, but it's actually an ancient idea. In Greek mythology, Hephaestus used an axe to cut open Zeus' skull to free Athena from his head.

    • @Viewer444
      @Viewer444 Před 4 lety +13

      Bloody hell, those stories are so damn strange

    • @sumvs5992
      @sumvs5992 Před 3 lety +3

      I swear anything goes with those myths

    • @harrisonmissell1716
      @harrisonmissell1716 Před 3 lety +1

      @Gandalf the Black
      No offense but, Why do you like the TF2 soldiers if he was born in the year 1200?

    • @Gandalf_the_Black_
      @Gandalf_the_Black_ Před 3 lety

      @@harrisonmissell1716 What?

    • @harrisonmissell1716
      @harrisonmissell1716 Před 3 lety

      What I’m trying to say is, (no offense intended) I think your user icon looks like if the Soldier from TF2 was born in the 1200. Why do you like like that?

  • @absupinhere
    @absupinhere Před 4 lety +60

    Why do I get the feeling that two year old is somehow the primordial root of all evil in the captain plumbs Rosen multiverse?

  • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
    @DRSTRANGELOVEIN Před rokem +7

    “A murder sat in a gas chamber waiting to be executed. ‘No one’s gonna gas me,” it said, “because gassing me is cruel, gassing me is murder, you can’t gas me’”
    *holds breath

  • @jogeran4955
    @jogeran4955 Před rokem +13

    "She looked like she had never seen anything quite so horrible in a few days"
    Accurate, she's from Hull, this is probably just your typical Friday for her.

  • @Ously6
    @Ously6 Před 4 lety +23

    “Next time I’m gonna pilot that plane.” OMG IM DYING

  • @absupinhere
    @absupinhere Před 4 lety +33

    This one’s going in the Rosen master poops playlist XD

  • @DadlyPhantm
    @DadlyPhantm Před 4 lety +37

    1:29 literally the funniest thing I've ever seen 😂😂😂

  • @kevfrompest5332
    @kevfrompest5332 Před 4 lety +22

    OMG, that last part with the gas chamber had me laughing almost hysterically! This was incredibly good!

  • @razpootis5802
    @razpootis5802 Před 4 lety +7

    0:45 This is way too accurate.

  • @gangstashots3298
    @gangstashots3298 Před 4 lety +6

    1:31 When your asked to help demonstrate something with the teacher in front of the whole class and disagree to.

  • @yourdailydoseofomid3026
    @yourdailydoseofomid3026 Před 4 lety +8

    "I've got the best wall in the world!"🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheWestcoastrasta
    @TheWestcoastrasta Před 4 lety +5

    The beginning of your ytp are freaking hilarious. You got Michael Rosen doing snow lines lol

  • @yermach6837
    @yermach6837 Před 4 lety +10

    This is a quality YTP.

  • @yourdailydoseofomid3026
    @yourdailydoseofomid3026 Před 4 lety +7

    This is amazing! So happy your keeping at it.

  • @quanlinglingdinglenut4608

    Quality stuff as always. Made my day!

  • @benmelman9505
    @benmelman9505 Před 4 lety +3

    Holy shit. Best Poop I've seen in a while. Keep it up, man.

  • @WooberJig
    @WooberJig Před 4 lety +7

    Ahh, that hit the spot.

  • @pooppoop8766
    @pooppoop8766 Před 4 lety +7

    Sacklings murdered me 😢

  • @kareemboi999
    @kareemboi999 Před 4 lety +5

    Lool rosens voice still gets me to this day

  • @gassedupbp7204
    @gassedupbp7204 Před 4 lety +6

    The King of YTP, saw this on my recommended and had to watch

  • @HeyImBax
    @HeyImBax Před 3 lety +4

    I need more Michale Rosen YTP

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Před 2 lety

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!

  • @Sam-ot8lm
    @Sam-ot8lm Před 4 lety +1

    Awesome video mate.

  • @leepdroon
    @leepdroon Před 4 lety +6

    This is a masterpiece of sick fuckery I wish I could achieve, Simply masterful.

  • @jasonwinchester9350
    @jasonwinchester9350 Před 4 lety +4

    As soon as I saw the thumbnail
    I knew it was going to be fucking epic

  • @KimSamaVideos
    @KimSamaVideos Před 4 lety +4

    3:39 Me after watching this

  • @Korea4Me
    @Korea4Me Před 4 lety +1

    Excellent!

  • @harrisonmissell1716
    @harrisonmissell1716 Před 3 lety +1

    E3: Ok Bethesda are you ready to show the world Fallout 76
    Bethesda: 0:19

  • @benbristow8412
    @benbristow8412 Před 4 lety +3

    This is absolute class 😂😂

  • @redcommander27
    @redcommander27 Před 4 lety +1

    How does this not have more views and ratings?

  • @kyletheorangeguy7090
    @kyletheorangeguy7090 Před 4 lety +1

    orange man you say

  • @goldenfreddy1272
    @goldenfreddy1272 Před 3 lety +2

    This is awesome 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GypsyHunter232UK
    @GypsyHunter232UK Před 2 lety

    EXCELLENT

  • @TheUnforgiven59
    @TheUnforgiven59 Před 3 lety

    Where did you find the LEGO guy in the thumbnail?

  • @kojothicc
    @kojothicc Před 4 lety

    Nice.

  • @MangoMonster34
    @MangoMonster34 Před 3 lety +1

    I enjoy horrible stuff from Captain Plums

  • @ilovemuslimfood666
    @ilovemuslimfood666 Před 4 lety +2

    What did he say at 3:28? I didn’t understand the word splicing there.

  • @explorer974
    @explorer974 Před 3 lety

    Michael Rosen Made a NEW Poem with the same clothes of the old ones Can you Show me the Link to them?

  • @RichManSCTV0
    @RichManSCTV0 Před 4 lety +1

    The best okay!

  • @frankwest9892
    @frankwest9892 Před 3 lety +1

    Runescape sound effect

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284

    I am completely ashamed and disgusted with myself to say that I laughed at 0:26

  • @danhalen5422
    @danhalen5422 Před 4 lety +2

    PlumTastic!

  • @Glxxmmusic
    @Glxxmmusic Před 4 lety +1

    🤣🤣🤣 this is hilarious

  • @BenDSteele
    @BenDSteele Před 4 lety +2

    Bag of plums

  • @matejstemberk8110
    @matejstemberk8110 Před 4 lety +1

    Oh-no, you slightly chanced your outro :I

    • @CaptainPlums
      @CaptainPlums  Před 4 lety +1

      Well not really, just the "captain" sentence mixing is improved but otherwise it's exactly the same

    • @matejstemberk8110
      @matejstemberk8110 Před 4 lety +1

      @@CaptainPlums yes, i was just poiting out an unimportant fact :D I actually liked the way the "captain" was mixed before, it was funny. Nothing wrong with the new one either. Just wanted to say, im really glad that there are people like you, still doing Rosen poops in this age. Your videos are really funny.

  • @DoctorMeme456
    @DoctorMeme456 Před rokem

    2:44

  • @keithgreene8489
    @keithgreene8489 Před 4 lety

    This year I’ll vote Micheal for president

  • @KjeldPlatt
    @KjeldPlatt Před rokem

    That’s something Trump would actually say

  • @thelandrovermaniac5334

    IAM THE FEARSIST OK IN THE WORLD

  • @ferrelrobot
    @ferrelrobot Před 4 lety

    CHINESE BOT

  • @etrangray-mane8610
    @etrangray-mane8610 Před 2 lety +3

    As a Trump voter...
    The jokes were "the best kind of okay." XD

  • @mystuff5059
    @mystuff5059 Před 4 lety

    what,s the time...9/11 yeah i said at lest i have the ball s to say it

  • @edwardcole4623
    @edwardcole4623 Před 2 lety

    2:44