Da GUNT - Heaven & Hell
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- čas přidán 9. 06. 2021
- Produced by Tone Jonez
Lyrics:
Memphis, Tennessee straight up in this bitch
da gunt... big ups to mc jarbo
did someone say wait a minute matt no, should have kept my head and
my cap low, now i'm just getting played like hasbro
when i'm not buttfucking handicapped hoes
i'm calling out your woefully insufficient level of lactose
heh so THAT'S where the fat goes - look at my legs bitch
ain't no circulation in those, i got them black toes
listen faith, don't act like you wasn't
sucking them shits like it was leo dicaprio's
but i bet you think my kid's some kind of lasso
that you can just throw to straight up mess with my cashflow
learned a few lessons from black folk
(child support) nope! collect the fees from depths of my asshole
and may says... yeh i stand behind him
he's a perfectly law abiding citizen who's not violent
who'd never smack a bitch and force her to go into hiding
lord protect this man like you protect hunter biden
and faith says... where's my child support?
get the fuck away from me, i'll never leave the ralph castle!
like i'ma just show up at your house
sorry the ralph ain't no frank hassle
i just don't care
i pop pills and get high til my soul ain't there
i'm trying to buy my way to heaven but i'm nowhere near
fuck it, straight to hell we go
i'd rather sit in this chair until i grow grey hair
i'll be dead at forty five man i ain't scared
trying to buy my way to heaven but i'm unprepared
i guess it's straight to hell we go
you ain't never see my ass in no ring
this ain't Knoxville, i just dox at will 'cause that's all i can bring
no will never see my ass in no ring unless it's money laundering
as the kingpin of the fucking _ ring
i'm from the bible belt, i get the kids young
and i got my own church matt, call it the kitchen
and i ain't talking about no college kids son
if they can crawl they can sure as shit run
am i wrong? how did i not learn my lesson
i think i'll just molest one more, slit their necks some
i'll put on this song, get into the pink thong
and sing along with my good friend ian miles cheong
now josh says i'm wack as fuck nigga you cope boy
my dick small but it works, what you need's a rope boy
with your busted ass dick, why don't you stick to what you do best
then go write some code boy
pop called me the pilsbury dough boy
this fat fuck's on pills yet he's so fucking dope boy
i ask my moms every day if she's proud
she's like no i'm not, you're a god damn joke boy
lord i just don't care
pop pills and get high til my soul ain't there
i'm trying to buy my way to heaven but i'm nowhere near
fuck it, straight to hell we go
i'd rather sit in this chair until i grow grey hair
i'll be dead at forty five man i ain't scared
trying to buy my way to heaven but i'm unprepared
i guess it's straight to hell we go
i just don't care
pop pills and get high til my soul ain't there
court ordered deadline to pay this hoe's daycare
fuck it, straight to jail we go
i'd rather sit in this chair until i grow grey hair
i'll be dead at forty five man i ain't scared
trying to buy my way to heaven but i'm unprepared
i guess it's straight to hell we go - Hudba
Sorry for the long delay since the last video. Poor health / IRL bullshit has kept me away from completing these songs but more are in the pipeline and coming soon.
Big ups to Tea Clips.
JTH you got some anger and have some offensive content but you are also the greatest music mind that I know of in the last few years. Glad as fuck you are back hope you continue producing!
@@patrickhamos2987 Your elevated estrogen levels are offensive to me.
Only gave me more time to listen the previous content !
Sorry to hear about the health issues bro glad you aint dead good job another great track
Internet Degenerate Quote Deep Fake Rap is one hell of a niche.
But it's a good as fuck niche
When people ask me what I'm into I'm just gonna show em this.
The best current genre of music.
Yeah, but he's unquestionably the GOAT in it xD
The fall of IBS, the skeptics, internet Athirst, and GamerGate was worth it. This song is fire.
Everything must come to an end
I have noticed every organisation you mentioned was great at taking the piss, until they start wading in their own piss.
Sargon killed it all...
@@StubenhockerElite
I think a banana killed the atheist image tbh
While the songs great nothing will make up for what we lost
Another great one I rate it 5ft 2 out of 5.
3.5 inches out of 4
One smelling thumb up
@@sarahtonen9322 dude I saw that video, you're being generous.
5'1"
Man your songs come up occasionally in my car and people are like "who is this this is hilarious!?" Then I get to explain for 45 mins who these people are and I die a little inside every time but at least the tunes are great
My shit needs a manual sometimes
I have to do the same when Liquid Richard comes on
Same I had a co worker grab a headphone with steam cleaner playing he was black n we both laughed n I shared some fire mc jarbo
playing it like he’s just another up & coming rapper would be hilarious
Ralph lore is too deep for normies.
This is the most underrated channel on youtube.
“Ain’t no circulation in those.” And that’s why I been going to the gym. I’m down 20 lbs.
Good work! I'm down ~50 lb since the beginning of this year. It's pretty great.
King shit
Congrats bro keep grinding king.
Dude that’s awesome. Keep it up!
Kudos bro
It's ridiculous how legit these sound.
MC jarbo doesn’t miss
My week is made when you upload
Jim sent me
"And I got my own church matt, call it the kitchen"
Okay, that one caught me off guard. Another great one!
“And faith says where’s my child support *crickets* get the f away from me” I laughed so hard at that part some great editing.
I unironically bump this in my car to work and now everyone I work with is asking who the artist is lmao.
I hate Ethan ralph
I hate everyone involved with him
I hate myself for knowing who most of these people are...
And I hate how good this is.
Definitely Da GUNT's best single yet. MC Jarbo here in depths of CZcams with more talent than the entire modern music industry.
I am convinced MC Jarbo is either a professional music producer with a taste for lolCows or Metokur.
Sick name btw.
It's pretty bad that I can't tell if I'm looking at Ethan or Wings
I honestly thought Baked Alsaka got obese until I read the title
"And Meigh says " LOL
'Did someone say, wait a minute, Matt, no...' lmfao the way it comes out is gold at the start I lost it
Matt is getting the last laugh.
Every. Single. Song. Every single song is fire. I keep clicking on them and being blown away.
yes
This is the only music I look forward to.
A certified FELTED classic
0:47 LMFAO the horse sound
"Pop called me the Pilsbury Dough Boy, this fat fuck's on pills and he's so fuckin' dope boi!" Lol that was amazing word play.
i would paypig for the very first time to watch someone IRL stream this in the hood and explain every one of the lyrics to the locals
MC Jarbo LITERALLY cannot be stopped
damn, I didn't notice the null roast till now. lmao
Everyone gets shots it's just some people can take it and others can't
The Null roast is absolute fire.
The golden age of the internet lives on
I was starting to worry we'd seen the last of Da Gunt
One thing I appreciate is the little sound effects used in the song. Eminem likes to do this also and I think it adds a good comedic effect.
Flamenco will never understand his own hypocrisy and it's brilliant
Bro this instrumental is sick as fuck, the lyrics are hilarious, this is 10/10 shit
I have a hard time deciding what impresses me the most about these. The technical job of getting all these clips is just insane to me, but then again, so is the lyrical ability to make them so fucking witty. And then, they just sound great on top of it. In a sense, it's like the most impressive music I listen to.
Worth the wait
"3 months in jail, 60 seconds in the round."
"Heaven or Hell"
Fight
Is he sharing a cell with Race Warski, or a cardboard box with Donka Saw?
@@Necron-ez2cc Whoever has more pills.
Top 5 Anime Shakespearean Betrayals
1. Jarbo The Hutt
2. Jarbo The Hutt
3. Jarbo The Hutt
4 Jarbo The Hutt
6.Gunt on Gunt
I think you dropped this crown... King!
FUCK IT, STRAIGHT TO HELL WE GO
are we going to be getting The Aborted Retort in which you make a show styled like the Honest Matt Show but it's Ethan Ralph instead?
Also this is fucking great. Really glad you're still at it.
Please do at least a couple. That would be so funny.
this is simultaneously hilarious and also an actually great song
Still a classic.
Welcome back. We missed you.
The fact that this obscure little channel about a handful of lolcows rapping so consistently puts out hot flames is remarkable
I miss metokur so badly
Your and Liquid Richard’s rap songs just appear randomly during my youtube rap mix alongside my usual Eyedea, Aesop Rock, Atmosphere tracks. It’s so jarring.
Return of the king
"As the kingpin of the fucking pedo ring"
its so good wtf
I’ve honestly left behind all this spergs and their autism but I’m still subscribed to your channel because every track you release is always fire.
Everyone who leaves Ralph suddenly is better off either monetarily or mentally
Unironically a banger
This is a banger
ABSOLUTELY ETERNALLY FELTED
Gunt when he hears this
😡
You should do a rap battle between Da Gunt and Jarbo
The great thing about your songs are both ironically and unironically great. I just wish I could listen to them in public...
Saw Jim's recent stream. Felt like the time was right to give this banger another visit.
This is actually fire
The melody of this song is extraordinarily catchy. This would be an excellent song for a "recap" of all the gunt drama. Kinda makes ur pp move.
damn the flow is unstoppable
this song is so good it's crazy
The summer heat doesn't compare to your 🔥🔥🔥 beats
God bless DJ JAAAAAAARBOOOOOOOOO
Nothing with Ralph in it deserves to be so good.
" go write some code boy" lol
I unironically listen to this all the time
Listening to this after the Piggyleaks of 2023.
The amount of time to produce music of this quality must be insane. Nice job.
2 dislikes; Ralph and its fan have been here
Big Ups Liquid Richard. Shout out to Sean Ranklin.
Underrated artist
Based and Sneedpilled
SUMMER BANGER 🔥🔥🔥
Gunt time
That picture is epic. Beat is bouncin too.
The rise of IBS. Year of the CHUD. Let's ride.
This song is a goddamn gem. Every song is a banger but this out does them all
"Fuck it straight to jail we go (we go we go)"
I don't even listen to any kind of raps or hip hops, and whatnot. But your stuff I absolutely love. You make great music.
My lord it’s been a while. I haven’t followed The Gunt since he literally lost Faith.
Glad to see you upload again, missed you and your work.
"Lord protect this man like you protect hunter Biden" these bars nigga im 💀
Still the best Da Gunt song 👌
Your music production skills are off the charts good.
Jarbo The Hutt... Back with another one of those block rockin' beats!
My brother it may be time for a sick Chris Chan single. Love your content as always
Specially since Gunt tried to get involved
@@PabsoDesign the legendary collab
This doesn't already have a million views? What's wrong with the world?
He's finally back!
I've been wondering when more 🔥🔥🔥 was coming from this channel
Gunt Broken.
art
Another banger from MC jarbo
Memenco Momento
Hopefully shartcore is next
Just in time for white boy summer!
FIRE!
This the most "lit" sh*t I have ever seen. Amzing job 👌🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
2 dislikes are Ralph and Gator
Best thing I’ve heard from the gunt since 2018.
Just when I thought this channel was dead.
I wonder if Da gunt will feature another artist like MC jarbo did for him? And if that tradition persists would he invite upcoming lil gator or beatfarmer Moon to kickstart their rap career
i subject my housemates to mc jarbo as often as possible
The hype of the hiatus.
When the world needed him most, he returned to drop more lyrical nukes on the Gunt of Bel Air…
Amazing! Another banger!
This hook is ill