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  • čas přidán 29. 08. 2022
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  • @CardmarketMagic
    @CardmarketMagic  Před rokem +6

    All the cards and more info here: bit.ly/3QW9F92

  • @Kratosauron0
    @Kratosauron0 Před rokem +197

    I thought those Secret Lair Full Text Lands would make the short list

    • @The94Nut
      @The94Nut Před rokem +1

      He specifies printed by wizards, IIRC secret lair is a separate entity. (Correct me if I’m wrong)

    • @schnuckelpeter
      @schnuckelpeter Před rokem +15

      The Secret Lairs are developed and printed by WotC, they are only sold and distributed by another company.

    • @littlemisspipebomb4723
      @littlemisspipebomb4723 Před rokem +4

      @@The94Nut I think that's splitting hairs. They're an official product that, for all intents and purposes, is by wotc regardless of any contractors

    • @CardmarketMagic
      @CardmarketMagic  Před rokem +33

      Secret lair basic lands are technically an alternate art. A basic land has no text, the text on those lands is essentially artistic

    • @schnuckelpeter
      @schnuckelpeter Před rokem +13

      Is that really an argument against, if the winner of the award is not even a legal magic card? :D

  • @TheAshenvictor
    @TheAshenvictor Před rokem +89

    Anyone else disappointed we didn't get the non-doublesided playable card with the most text?

    • @junebyrd
      @junebyrd Před rokem +4

      First guess is Thoracle or Illusionary Mask.

    • @24105252
      @24105252 Před rokem +5

      @@junebyrd Questing Beast, it's always Questing Beast

    • @jordantiburcio4541
      @jordantiburcio4541 Před rokem +1

      I bet it's a saga

    • @videopolymers
      @videopolymers Před rokem +4

      I imagine its some early artifact or enchantment pre-errata. Still kind of a cheaty answer though

    • @sarahmiller4980
      @sarahmiller4980 Před rokem +2

      @@jordantiburcio4541 Just on a first pass, the new Braids' Frightful Return clocks in at 456 characters (including name and type line, excluding mana costs and text on the frame). This beats Thoracle's 450 characters. The reminder text of Read Ahead gives it an edge over other sagas which fall short of Thoracle, like Firja's Retribution and Elspeth Conquers Death.

  • @Romeo_of_Romelution
    @Romeo_of_Romelution Před rokem +15

    Yugioh developers: interesting...Text on 2 sides of a single card...

  • @TheOuroborosLoop
    @TheOuroborosLoop Před rokem +6

    God damn, I play Yu-Gi-Oh and have read at least two of those cards, but THIS little mini game got my eyes ROLLIN with how much there is on it.

  • @OsvaldoChannel1
    @OsvaldoChannel1 Před rokem +7

    Alchemy: "that's amateur work, watch this" *prints Specialize*

  • @LSgaming201
    @LSgaming201 Před rokem +12

    Anyone else notice Beauracracy has a sixth color on the backside?

    • @nyxtimene9917
      @nyxtimene9917 Před rokem +2

      I didn't but once I read your comment, maybe it's because it's an Un-set

    • @StarkMaximum
      @StarkMaximum Před rokem +6

      That's incredible. Cardmarket's editors must have just googled "magic card back" and used a _fake_ one that was being shopped around back when the concept of purple being added as a real Magic color was big. I forget if this was fanmade (likely) or a Wizards mockup for an article (less likely), but I can confirm that is a fake card back and the proper card has a regular Magic back (until double-faced cards, the card back was sacrosanct and literally could not be messed with at all after it was decided that every Magic set would have a single, unified card back).

  • @raddker1941
    @raddker1941 Před rokem +15

    What about infinite elemental? Infinite flavour text

  • @Xhadp
    @Xhadp Před rokem +31

    What about cards that have text that are not on the card but are still needed to make the card function beyond the rules text? Like Urza, Academy Headmaster and the alchemy online-exclusive cards.

    • @Xhadp
      @Xhadp Před rokem +3

      Also on the topic of wordy cards, you should check out Odric, Flippy Flappy Tactician, a meme card that executes this concept well.

  • @cugeltheclever2957
    @cugeltheclever2957 Před rokem +4

    you used the six color backside

    • @CardmarketMagic
      @CardmarketMagic  Před rokem +2

      Everyone makes that mistake every once in a while 😅 even channel fireball at the grand prix

  • @lucamarini6392
    @lucamarini6392 Před rokem +6

    *laughs in infinity elemental*

  • @Urinal
    @Urinal Před rokem +7

    I'm glad one person has seen the value of the insert cards...

  • @silverdust4197
    @silverdust4197 Před rokem +2

    "Nirvana high Paladin" and "Endimion the might master of magic" going {hold my beer , and let me show you how it's done}

    • @MansMan42069
      @MansMan42069 Před rokem

      I knew yugioh players wouldn't disappoint!

    • @silverdust4197
      @silverdust4197 Před rokem

      @@MansMan42069 honestly,
      More text doesn't always mean Better card ,
      Some of the most BUSTED cards ever printed have relatively small effects,
      (Like painful choice , graceful charity , half the zoodiac archetype , and more obviously, pot of greed with a grand total of three words and it's never getting unbanned in any none joke format .

  • @ak47al123
    @ak47al123 Před rokem +2

    What about one-sided card that is not from an un-set?

  • @KuzaFkto
    @KuzaFkto Před rokem +3

    Shout out to the longest MTG card name ever printed: Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental

    • @r4g1ngph03n1x
      @r4g1ngph03n1x Před rokem

      Just call it OMRSTPLRLCNSWMTCTHTALCNEE for short.

  • @gopogopo8975
    @gopogopo8975 Před rokem +1

    The Full-Text Lands have more :D

    • @CardmarketMagic
      @CardmarketMagic  Před rokem

      Full text lands technically have no text though 😉 basic lands are textless and the full text lands are essentially full-art lands, where the text is the art

  • @lauravturner
    @lauravturner Před rokem +1

    Funny. I am putting Alexander Clamilton into my sideboard for my Unfinity Space Family Goblinson Commander deck, with Riku as current commander... so these cards are very helpful for me to know.

  • @alanhe4476
    @alanhe4476 Před rokem +1

    good ol purple mana card back

  • @TheSuperdsp
    @TheSuperdsp Před rokem

    Did anyone notice that the magic backside shown here has 6 colours in the colour wheel

  • @trevorkroon2163
    @trevorkroon2163 Před rokem +1

    Technically Infinity Elemental has the most card text. It has infinite text

  • @maxgrube4470
    @maxgrube4470 Před rokem +4

    I thought it would be cosima god of the voyage

    • @AJKiesel
      @AJKiesel Před rokem +2

      I thought it would be Questing Beast. Blasted thing does something new everytime you read it.

    • @simonteesdale9752
      @simonteesdale9752 Před rokem +1

      @@AJKiesel QB isn't actually that wordy, it's just that none of the abilities are linked to each other, or intuitive in any way.
      Whereas a wordier card like soul separator may use a lot more words, but you can 'get' it.

    • @KevinOnEarth_
      @KevinOnEarth_ Před rokem

      @@simonteesdale9752 - Whoosh…

  • @CPMax205
    @CPMax205 Před rokem

    What’s the wordiest legal one sided card?

  • @NStripleseven
    @NStripleseven Před rokem +1

    You know what cards have even more text? Literally every single specialize card. Wizards, why? Why would you do this?

  • @leftysheppey
    @leftysheppey Před rokem

    Out of curiosity, does this have more text than the Visions rules card included in Chinese Visions packs?

  • @magnetronman298
    @magnetronman298 Před rokem

    Davriel, soul broker has a bunch of text, it's just not on the card

  • @ericaschner3283
    @ericaschner3283 Před rokem

    Bureaucracy says the new action can't jeopardize the health or safety of said player. It makes no mention of other players. Punching the player to your left would satisfy this condition and give you a full set of turns before you needed to disenchant it.

  • @KaoruMzk
    @KaoruMzk Před rokem

    Oh, so the last one is basically a modern Yugioh card. Nice to know.

  • @awsomegadgetguy7191
    @awsomegadgetguy7191 Před rokem

    When the full text lands don't even get a feature :(

    • @CardmarketMagic
      @CardmarketMagic  Před rokem

      Fun fact! The full text lands have no text. They are technically full-art lands, with the text being the art 😉

  • @Arivia1
    @Arivia1 Před rokem

    I honestly thought Ice Cauldron would win. Surprising!

    • @CardmarketMagic
      @CardmarketMagic  Před rokem +1

      I did compare oracle text, rather than printed text iirc, so Ice Cauldron might've missed out a bit because of it.
      Still, you can't beat two-sided cards 😅
      -Jamin

  • @erwinfirschau2973
    @erwinfirschau2973 Před rokem

    what is with the secret lair drop voracious reader its a lot more text than this

  • @billmurray3744
    @billmurray3744 Před rokem

    Damn I noticed just now, I played you in the 2HG Prerelease today.

    • @CardmarketMagic
      @CardmarketMagic  Před rokem

      You most likely did (unless I've got a doppelganger somewhere that also played THG that day)
      Which round did we play?
      -Jamin

    • @billmurray3744
      @billmurray3744 Před rokem +1

      @@CardmarketMagic The first one. You went for Domain and shot us in the face for 10 damage 3 times because you bounced that archer back to your hand

  • @scipioninja
    @scipioninja Před měsícem

    Animate Dead has the most text on it.

  • @Pine_Hill_Prophit
    @Pine_Hill_Prophit Před rokem

    This video is the definition of a cop out.

  • @one-barwarlord8280
    @one-barwarlord8280 Před rokem

    On arena they made a six sided card, yes, six sided, and each one has a shit ton of text,

  • @latsblaster
    @latsblaster Před rokem

    Cheating. All three. I miss the right one.

  • @Malverde888
    @Malverde888 Před rokem

    Questing Beast

    • @CardmarketMagic
      @CardmarketMagic  Před rokem

      Questing beast has less text, but it somehow feels like more text...

  • @theblakwarior
    @theblakwarior Před 2 měsíci

    ah. Yes. Strixhaven.

  • @eileendrache6758
    @eileendrache6758 Před rokem

    What about the lands without a picture

    • @CardmarketMagic
      @CardmarketMagic  Před rokem

      Those are alternate art cards. Actual basics have no text, in those special-release lands, the text is really just the art.

  • @someone-online12
    @someone-online12 Před rokem

    If you want to include alchemy then there is calim djinn emperor
    the full card text is
    Calim, Emperor Djinn
    Legendary Creature - Djinn Noble
    Flying
    Ward 2
    Calim Breath -- 1U, discard Calim: Tap up to one target non land permanent. Draw a card. Then you may exile other two cards named Calim, Emperor Djinn from your graveyard. When you do, return Calim, Emperor Djinn from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
    When you discard Calim, conjure a card named Calim, Emperor Djinn into your library seventh from the top.
    5/6

  • @kraxosOBK
    @kraxosOBK Před rokem

    Even more than full text lands?

    • @CardmarketMagic
      @CardmarketMagic  Před rokem

      Full text lands have no text 😉 they are technically full-art lands, with the text being the art

  • @Adam-yt8uz
    @Adam-yt8uz Před rokem

    Huh, who woulda thought

  • @brandonwilson7434
    @brandonwilson7434 Před rokem

    Rules lawyer *cough*

  • @SethG27
    @SethG27 Před rokem

    Alchemy cards too

  • @winden-3685
    @winden-3685 Před rokem

    Did you know that that the magic card

  • @haftashaft
    @haftashaft Před rokem

    Incorrect. The full text lands have the most text.

    • @CardmarketMagic
      @CardmarketMagic  Před rokem

      Fun fact! The full text lands have no text. They are technically full-art lands, with the text being the art 😉

  • @leonbehrens9919
    @leonbehrens9919 Před rokem

    I've seen cards with mire text, but they're german, so they don't count

  • @aovroxie3346
    @aovroxie3346 Před rokem

    Yu-Gi-Oh Players: *Pathetic*

  • @coldlock792
    @coldlock792 Před rokem

    Meanwhile yugioh with endimyon the mighty Master of magic:heh pathetic

    • @CardmarketMagic
      @CardmarketMagic  Před rokem

      Haha and they also make the text in the tiniest font size possible 😅

  • @altrekzz9870
    @altrekzz9870 Před rokem

    relevant meme: czcams.com/video/41bekSLnAy4/video.html

  • @kartzzy6101
    @kartzzy6101 Před rokem

    Lame!!! How are you going to post this video without telling us what the actual legal single sided card with the most text is?

  • @Retroloft556
    @Retroloft556 Před rokem

    Come to Arena. Check out Davriel Soul Broker. It keeps going, and going, and going.