Elden Ring NPC Homophobia Tier List
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- čas přidán 14. 06. 2024
- I do not know why I spent two whole afternoons of my life making this, but enjoy! #eldenring #fromsoftware #lgbt #npc #tierlist #ranked #shadowoftheerdtree #darksouls #soulsborne #gaming #memes
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Stupid video but somehow... very entertaining
Exactly what I was going for, thank you
@@skewclipAs a Bi myself, I really enjoyed the comedy in this. Thanks
@@skewclipyou single by any chance lindo? Asking for a friend of mine
Reminds me of the minecraft mob racism tier list
We got npc homophobic tier list before the Shadow of The Erdtree 😭
We've only got like 1 day left, we got this!
we got SOTE now
@@skewclipSOTE sequel someday?
I'm going to do a base game boss version first, then move on to SotE!
@@skewclipheck yeah!
i knew immediately where seluvis and gideon were going to be
They had it coming 😔
I thought Gideon would just not give a shit and go back to killing Albinaurics
I think Gideon would go "ew that's gay" and *then* go back to killing Albinaurics lol
@@radioactive-78 it depends entirely on his mood that day
Ranni would say “darling, thou art married to me, a woman, I am fully aware”
Until Miyazaki specifically debunks this video in an interview, i believe 100% of this
I appreciate the vote of confidence 🙏
"Dearest Melina...I'm gay."
"...Do you want me to, like, steal the gay rune of Destined Death?"
The rune of destined gay
gideon always gave me an "i know what you are" impression
He is the ‘All-Knowing’.
Tanith is homophobic because she never got over her snake lord hooking up with his torturer daedicar, so much so she paid the developers to change his gender in all item descriptions 😢
damn mosskebab out here with the DEEP lore
Nope Eiglay did hook up with dedicar, rykard got eten later by eiglay, the serpent
this is the exact Elden Ring content I need to make the wait for the DLC easier
I made it partially to occupy myself while waiting for the DLC too lol, I'm so excited for it!
finally someone makeing a teir list for the IMPORTANT parts of elden ring
Thank you! Just doing my part for the lore community 🙏
@@skewclipas a huge lore fan, I thank you for your service and revalations in the world of elden ring lore
Shout-out to Master Hewg saying "No matter, it's all the same. Lay out your arms"
this is so right and in-character that feels canon LMAO
I put great thought into each one lol, ty :)
Witch Hunter Jerren would be totally chill ngl
I didn't know Jerren had any loyal defenders until I posted this video lol, but i respect it 👏
@@skewclip I just did his quest again recently and I really appreciate that he’s one of the few NPC’s that never once disrespect you or belittle you.
@@ashreh I love him so much, but unfortunately I love his landsknecht armor more 😔
I’m just saying, the man sure as hell doesn’t carry a straight sword.
Meeting Varre and he just says "Ah, homosexual are we? No shame in it, but unfortunately for you... You are bachelorless."
I feel like ranni would just be like “bitch me too, tf?”
13:04 quite possibly the best joke ive heard in a good long while
I love Alexander so much, but like a quarter of his dialogue is unintentional innuendo and it is hilarious to me, so i had to include a reference lol
I think Gideon would probably say "Find the albinauric woman. She hides in a cave to the west of the Laskyar Ruins, which jut from the list-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I'm sure."
I think Jerren, with his love of Radahn and colourful clothes, is much higher than you think
The golden order probably does not have christian like values about homosexuality, and this should probably reflect on the rest of the NPCs
You can literally become an elden lord (marrying Marika) despite being a woman, you can become become ranni's consort as a woman and mohg tried to be miquella's consort.
See I agree with you technically, but it wouldn't be as fun to make a video based on that premise lol
@@skewclip yep yeah I understand why you did it like that, you'd need need that sort of familiarity to pull an audience in, it's easier to assume a Christian looking system works like Christianity than to explain all this, lmao
Melina (Post-Frenzy Flame)
“That’s it? After everything you’ve done, that’s all you have to say to me?”
- It’s Melina, so you’ve probably told her already.
- Even if you didn’t, I doubt that’s the biggest issue between the two of you.
Isolated Merchant
“Ah… It matters not to me what you are, you’re fine company as is…”
“But… I’m so hungry… I can’t offer you any discounts at the moment… I’m sorry…”
- Genuinely supportive, but setting up shop in the middle of Ainsel is a bad idea apparently, so he’ll have to sort that out first.
Pidia, Carian Servant
“…What?”
- He doesn’t understand a lick of what you’re talking about.
- You have a bad feeling explaining it to him will make it worse.
Rennala, Queen of the full Moon
“Hush, little sweeting… I’ll soon birth thee anew…”
- She’s not paying attention.
- I’m sure she’s supportive, she’s just a little mopey ‘cause of her divorce and all.
Godwyn the Golden
“…”
- He can’t answer because he’s dead.
- Ranni didn’t have anything to do with that.
- Totally.
Malenia the Severed
“I am Malenia, blade of Miquella.”
- Out of everybody who doesn’t care, she doesn’t care the most.
- You’re not getting any special rot, she does that to everybody.
Radagon of the Golden Order
“…”
- I think he’s more upset that you married his daughter without permission.
omg i love these, might I steal one for part 2? I can credit you in the description if you want :)
@@skewclipyou’re completely free to use/edit any of these however you’d like, just please don’t forget to credit me 👍
Very accurate. Here's my predictions for how the bosses would react. Godrick: calls you an abomination with even less of a sense of irony than Tanith, and says he doesn't even want your "corrupted limbs." Rennala: doesn't care but offers to rebirth you straight in case you want to. Godfrey: not super homophobic for his age, and awkwardly but genuinely tells you he has some gay friends. Morgott: simultaneously the gayest and most homophobic boss. Fire Giant: openly gay but will still go on an unsolicited rant about pronouns and how modern young people don't know what real oppression is. Other Bosses: Mostly just growl and try to kill you like usual
I have been writing my bosses video script yesterday and today, and it is so hard because so many bosses have no dialogue lol
@@skewclip Maybe for them instead of dialogue you should make an elaborate theory based on extrapolations from two item descriptions and the placement of a corpse outside their boss arena. You know, classic Fromsoft lore video style
Rykard originally was in a ménage à trois with a guy who was way too much into BDSM called Deadicar (in cut content). Deadicar has, in the final game, transitioned and become a woman. Good for her.
I refuse to believe that Jerren and Radahn weren’t lovers
I'm intrigued...
Jokes on you, Radahns true love is his brother Miquella.
r/agedlikemilk
@@MikeL-eo9lp Idk if this is some DLC type shit since I haven't started it yet but like that's not any better than Miquella x Mohg
@@30000beesinatrenchcoatif you look at the lore you realize that Mogh and Radahn were moghlested
This was a very informative tier list. Thank you very much.
Also damn Alexander being freaky like usual.
"Smack from the rear with something nice and big"
Freaky Fist Alexander
The only one I disagree with (I am bi) is Lady Tanith. She might be kinda messed up but the way she loves and cares for Raya makes me think she’ll accept me
This is a beautiful shitpost, the dedication to write like 41 in character responses just for a funny is something i wish i did before you, keep upbthe great work,!
I spent probably too long on it, but sometimes you've gotta sacrifice for the art of the meme lol
And hey if you want to make your own, follow your shitposting dreams my friend 😤
I may have missed it, where would you put Maliketh? Considering he takes your approach as a betrayal I think he would probably be cool with it. As long as you bring the munchies.
I did intend to do bosses, but the video got so long already with just the friendly NPCs, that bosses will have to be my next video lol
@@skewclip All I know is I think Messmer is taking peak tier with all the Blasphemy bois
This was for NPCs only
@@beef_baby You talk with Malekith, he gives you items. Technically speaking he is. He just also happens to be a boss.
@@chasethecringewolf2195 Yeah I realized after I made that comment. I still call that NPC version of him Gurranq even though he's revealed to be Maliketh so I thought you were talking about the boss at first
Honestly i feel like dispute Gideon being a horrible person, he wouldn't be bigoted in that specific way, i feel like he would just be like "Very well tarnished, you'll have no issue with me, now leave me to my studies."
We have achieved peak Elden Ring content, who needs a DLC when you have this.
Hang in now, I fully agree with this list in all but one regard. Jerren held a vigil/festival for his great all time totally heterosexual life partner Radahn for a stupid long time. I’m not saying he’s full on gay, but the man carries a flamberge. That certainly isn’t a straight sword, now is it?
The Boc line was very unexpected, and very humorous to hear
Patches would murder me for a snickers I don’t trust him
Jerren, Kenneth and Patches would absolutely be chill, I will not tolerate this slander. I also get the feeling Tanith would suddenly be a lot more supportive if Zoryas came out to her.
Jaren Is one I don’t agree with, he was invited to the Miquella-Radahn-Freyja-Malenia-Finlay Polycule
DLC Ranking:
Leda- F tier hunts u down
Hornsent - D tier respects u even less but still works w u
Igor - C doesn’t care because u helped him get revenge
St. trina- C doesn’t care and is also gay for rahdan
Freya- B says gay or straight all that matters is that u are a fine warrior
Moore- A is very sweet abt it and is mostly happy u are confiding in him
Ansbach- S tier chillest dude ever respects u for trusting him and will continue to fight along side u
That’s a line from Iron fist Alexander “it’s normal to have tons of people of different genders inside of you” it took me way too long to realize that was an innuendo😂
I've actually been waiting for this video content, ever seen JJBA tierlist videos. This is peak content, even having actual dialogue material to their characters
Not gonna lie i spent a lot of time on wiki pages finding the exact dialogue lines I wanted to adapt lol, and thank you!
Patches calls you a little thief in bed
Nah Patches would say "20 dollars is 20 dollars"
Very fair!
Not the paper origami transition 😭
I was just using random transitions in powerpoint and thought it was too funny to leave out lmao
@@skewclip lol
SPOILERS FOR THE DLC:
Radahn should be at 1 now
I need more elden ding content of this variety
Can’t wait for the updated tier list when the DLC releases
Honestly it's hilarious to imagine Boc as very sarcastic and sounding passive agressive, but in a supportive dad joke kind of way
Are we gonna get a boss list next?
This is f****** hilarious!!! Love it! Cheers
Thanks for the support, I appreciate it! :)
That Miriel line was art
Bravo
I didn't even have to change his lines, just add one, it was already perfect 😌
The funniest bit about Tanith is that Rykard actually had a gay lover in the cut content
Just subbed, We need dlc version this is very entertaining
Could you potentially make a part two with bosses and other boss/type characters? EX: Morgott, Marika, Godwyn, Renalla
I feel like odds are 99% of the characters would just be like “who isn’t?” I mean, you can marry Ranni no matter what. Marika/Radagon is… that. Miquella marries Radahn (ew, but because brothers not because gay). Things like that are afterthoughts, irrelevant, just a natural part of things. Lords and gods can be of any gender.
Ofc the extremes are still there, the homophobes would still be rude about it and the mega allies would still say nice things. But it’s hardly necessary to “come out” in the world of Elden Ring to begin with.
I love how Miriel basically has his default dialogue 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is so funny, god i love blaidd so much
He makes me want to never finish Ranni's quest 😭
@@skewclip i was so sad when i had to kill blaidd the first time i played ;(
I know that just from Interaction and dialogue from jerren that he would not fight the tarnished if the were gay in any way. (I know this is a joke tierlist but I cannot stand the jerren slander here, he's a total bro)
He's friends with bliadd and iji for goodness sake!
fair enough lol
You know what? Now this is my favorite video of Elden Ring
I wanna make an argument that finger reader is A tier, i headcannon her as an old lesbian and shes also a rebel compared to other fingers when it comes to the golden order. Idk i just heavy vibe with her.....thanks to listening to my ted talk
Ayo I won’t take slander for my boy Edgar.
His daughter came out as a frenzy flame maiden and he’s been nothing but supportive. Even dipped into frenzy flame himself
I’m very curious on placements on some of these, can we see your notes?
To be fair, I don’t think there’s homophobia in the lands between
Plus, with how many male/female dichotomies there are, gender might not even be that clear cut
I mean, Merika had kids with herself…somehow
Thiollier would probably say “you too?” 😭😭
I'm accepting this as cannon because I see no reason why not 🤣
can’t wait to see this bit of lore in the DLC
This video rocks, I'm so glad it popped up in my recommended
We will need this for the dlc npcs too
Oh absolutely
Blaidd having great Gaydar is now my official head canon
Azure & Lusat is now my favorite Elden Ring ship
You should do bosses next, I know morgott would immediately start calling you slurs, he says tarnished like a slur already lmao
We need shard barer homophobia tier list next lol
could you please do a boss tier list? (they may not care, but some of them are very interesting)
We need a dlc list soon as well
one of the best videos of all time
Thank you lol
I got the feeling Tanith wouldn’t mind, since Rykard and Tanith reject the golden order, they probably would be chill with something that goes against the golden order, since the golden order is pretty obviously conservative.
Did anyone else feel like diallos fits weirdly well?
I didn't know I needed this absolutely, just divine.
Are you planning to do the bosses (relevant ones) next?
Yes! It's a bit harder since they don't have interactive dialogue but I am planning on it :)
What have i just... *play again from the start*
WE NEED A PART 2 FOR THE DLC!!!
Shabriri ❤
This whole video made me smile and laugh
That was fun! And I think mostly accurate.
I think your one mistake was not including Renalla in the list. She'd definitely be in high S tier, as she is the Lands Between's HRT supplier, so she is clearly pro-queer.
No spoilers, but I think you will feel quite vindicated when I upload my bosses edition soon :)
I'm so happy you did this and seems pretty legit ☺️ haha
Now the DLC characters, i need to know
*Ok, now do the main and remembrance bosses next*
*I genuinely want to see how you would make them react*
astel, fortissax (literally protecting godwyn, smells like bromance to me) and maliketh would definetely be supportive
you my now do one for the dlc npcs
idk why but #32 got me weak 🤣😂
edit: #4 is just gold
I wonder how Mogh would react 😂
Do the bosses next
I'd say Ranni is S-Tier since she literally marries the Tarnished regardless of their gender in her ending
I think lady tanith would completely embrace the blasphemy and would be absolutely thrilled in fact she would find it offensive if I were straight because doing it with a snake is a whole other kettle of fish than doing it with a man or she would worry about her daughter hysterically
Hewg should be much higher imo
also bro literally the first time I met the Hunter of the Dead, I thought he was so annoying and pretentious that I immediately killed him - I did not care about questlines, this guy was on my nerve and had to meet my blade
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO ONE FOR THE BOSSES 🙏
absolute cinema
Epic
No D Beholder of Death? :(
so canon and real I feel sick
I mean when else would i get the chance to use the flying origami bird, it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity 😌
Considering I'm bi, this guide will be quite helpful when traversing the lands between.
By the by, would you consider in time, doing this for the dlc npc's?
Making this one was a lot of fun, so I do plan on doing DLC NPCs and bosses after I do my base game bosses one! I just have to beat the DLC first lol
@@skewclip gonna buy it myself tomorrow! (Cause tomorrow is my payday) I wish you all the luck. From what i've seen it will take an enormous effort to beat.
Agree with the First three
Spot on
You are funny hahahaha, love this Video
The boc line was so a thing another gay person would say to their bestie 😂❤