A Normal Day In AFGHANISTAN
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- čas přidán 12. 04. 2023
- Everybody gangsta till the mountains speak Afghani.
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Hardbass Name:
Battlefield 2 - MEC Loading Theme
drip britannia
Generals Zero Hour : GLA Assault Theme 11
Alan Aztec - Hardbass Army
Alan Aztec - HARDBASS HISTORY 3
uamee - DELET THIS NAHUI - Zábava
For those of you wondering what 0:46 means. During the British retreat from Kabul in 1842 a British force of 16,500 were massacred with only one-man surviving (Dr. William Brydon) and even part of his skull had been sheared off by a sword with him only surviving because he had put a magazine in his hat that deflected the blow from the sword. When he arrived at the British garrison, they asked him: "where is the rest of the Army" he replied, "I am the Army".
I didn't know that😯😯😯
@@josu5287 Yeah its wild.
dude invented steel helmet before it is cool
THEY'RE CALLED CLIPS, NOT MAGAZINES
@@menggokil2004 Uh no, its called a magazine, you know, a printed semi annual pamplet?
As a Afghani I can confirm I have a rocket launcher in my closet
Love afghanistan from India ❤❤
Usually I just laugh at this comments but I truly believe this is real.
Dude u might say that in sarcastic way but I have a Afghan friend and he has a shit amount of guns and RPG s in his room
At this point, I'd believe it.
Uhhhh what
“How do you defeat an enemy who looks into the barrel of a gun and sees paradise?” -Russian commander who fought the mujahedeen
Russians and Americans are gonna cry and say they won and they "left" 😂😂
Based Afghanistan 🗿
@@ajmulsharifi189 I mean America is still standing while Afghanistan is barely a functional state
@@ajmulsharifi189 Taliban strategy against USA : just keep dying and hiding until they get tired of being here.
@@braxtonjones6163 You believe what you want to believe, but I believe that the Taliban are advancing
USA: I will make Afghanistan your Vietnam
Afghanistan: *becomes Vietnam 2.0*
USA: Ah sheet here we go again
Russia: *invades Ukraine*
USA: Now I'll make Ukraine your Afghani- wait what?
@@tomaslopez2940 Haha. Good one
@@tomaslopez2940 😅
@@tomaslopez2940 Except soviet losses in Afghanistan were way worse compared to the US? Shitty joke doesn't even make sense.
@@blackjacka.5097 So why are the Taliban back?
The amount of American and Russian arms that comes from Afghanistan into the Pakistani arms market is mind boggling
Pakistan and Afghanistan: divided by the durrand line, united instead by firing at weddings
@@johnxina5126 if you think Pakistan and Afghanistan are United you are dead wrong man. Pakistan and Afghanistan are literally about to go to war.
Glad those khyber gunsmiths business went legitmate
@@johnxina5126 durrand line is also one big thing that unites us... sigh
I as a Pakistani Pashtun can confirm I have a weapon silo of Russian-American weapons below my house 😤
you know this country has a great history when its title"The Graveyard of Empires"
Afghanistan vs the UN. Is next
It's more like the country is such a godforsaken place that nobody wants to stay there and everyone just leave.
@@gustafmannerheim9720 They wish they could stay.
@@ayanokoji715 no not really its disorganized financially if i recall so its hard for any nation to have a reason to stay other than to prevent another nation from taking it if I remember correctly put that into a mix of constant large scale local militias or somethin and its easy to understand why people pull out whether it be do to lack of troops, lack of funding or lack of support.
@@ayanokoji715 they wish? Idiot, Taliban was and IS a political party like democrats lol They get kicked off their own country whenever other countries come in to invade em and loot em dry 😂 afghanistan gained their independence like 1000th time last year because west keep making it look like they are fighting against afghans when its a civil war like nam
Omg 0:33 its Jarmen Kell from the best game Command and Conquer Generals!
curious fact: the Spanish army was the LAST to leave Afghanistan, while all the other armies had left, the Spanish soldiers continued guarding the airports and treating the wounded.
ARRIBA ESPAÑA 🇪🇦
Wtf were the Spanish doing over there ?
@@dlsmelgar ARRIBA 🇪🇦❤️🖤❤️🇯🇪✝️✋
"We did it Patrick, we saved the city!"
Made me laugh.
Half city destroyed 💀
@@ajmulsharifi189W america
0:35 - 0:49 what's the name of that music?
@@it.is.mario.it’s in the desc
I was so happy when I heard one of the GLA's themes, as a person who loves C&C I approve of this video. Scorpo is a true C&C enjoyer.
May I have some shoes?
Definitely watched Scorched Earth's video with "One Path to Freedom". Respect.
and battlefield 2!
GLA theme was very nostalgic
Ok this is weird, I was re watching the Vietnam video this morning and thought to myself “Scorpo should make a video on Afghanistan”. Less than 24hrs later this comes out 0_o
Happens to me all the time haha
Almost like we're all subscribed to the same youtubers and are slowly becoming that same collective sense of internet humor or something.
@@sieve5 you implying we're having some kinda huge gay orgy or what?
Might be because there are tons of parallels, why with the US horribly losing to opium farmers as compared to rice farmers, despite logistical and technological supremacy.
i wish for a million dollars!!!
This country has just won against the three world powers 💀 Respect
"Uhhm actually the US just withdrew"🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@ZhuyithNuristani sorry defeated😅
@@ZhuyithNuristani because they were in difficulty
@@ZhuyithNuristani defeated and run from battleground like cowards.
@@ZhuyithNuristani The great RPG squadron destroyed every american vehicle on afghan soil and saved the world.
I am from Pakistan punjab and my father who faught in 1965 and 1971 war, was sent to border areas and Afghanistan to train afghans and fight during soviet war. And he used to say that afghans are some of the best warriors in the world.
BS
ponjabi
Taliban is coming for you lol
Remember Jalalabad lol rip poojabis
@@DRAZindabad No Punjab = dead pashtuns
I can't wait until we get "A Normal Day In Chechnya."
If he does I'm sending it to this Chechen sniper I know
Such video shall be full of apologizes
Palestine, Somalian and Turkish videos
Грозный 1994
@@The-chinchilla oh no....
It's always a good day when Scorpo uploads! Thank you for producing these masterpieces on a month to month basis!
This feelz slightly passive aggresive. Hmmmm
@@Woodex80085 No I didn't mean for it to be passive aggressive? Can you explain why since that's kind of worrying. ;-;
As a neighbour of Afghanistan they are very warm and their hospitality can only be compared with them. They'll welcome you with every food in their house as a guest and they'll welcome you with every ammunition in their house as their enemy
As a Pashtun from Peshawar it is true. Hospitality and Enimity at heart. Fun Fact for you: (as Pakistani, 48-60 % of Pakistan 🇵🇰 army is Pashtun.)
Lol south Asian desi pakjeets
Quite sure Afghanistan is in south Asia. So you're south Asian afjeet :)
@@afzalzazai6840
Calm down Sanjay
God, that first track punched me directly in the nostalgia center in the best way possible
BF2 my beloved. How I miss that era of the internet.
BF2 MEC loading theme ❤ It's a bigger part of my childhood than school
I will never get over how accurate these videos are.
It’s not accurate because it depicts Trump as the one to pull the US out of Afghanistan, not Biden
Facts
@@TheSpoobs trump signed the order so technically it was right
When he puts a sikh in 0:40 "Sure"
Pp checking?
Yoo dat BF2 MEC theme.... nostalgia bro
The C&C Generals quote and music made me so nostalgic
Unrealistic, you didn't show the Australian division commit every war crime ever
"We are dispatching SCP units to contaminate your surrounding area." Yeah, good luck with that. Even those casually study history by watching game shows knows the world is just one giant anomaly.
I know, bigfoot secretly went in with the Abono snowman and made a secret hideout.
Afghanistan is the SCP. Pop out of nowhere and bam. Ded.
Even after all these years, I recognize the BF2 and Generals OST without any effort ❤
Все помнят
MEC всегда мне нравилась именно из-за этой темы.
This video is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan 🗿
Não sei pq esse canal é tão bom, mas eu assisto todos os vídeos dele mesmo sem entender inglês muito menos de história
А местами не понимая и русский😂
Попробуйте автоматический перевод, работает не очень конечно.
@@stasnix importante espalhar a cultura falando na sua língua nativa, não vou digitar em inglês
@@pedrocarmelin6386я имел ввиду функцию перевода перевода субтитров на ваш язык если что.
В России считается популярным делать хардбасс треки используя для этого английский язык, звучит для русскоговорящих очень забавно, будто такой типичный гопник читает на английском. К тому же это продвигает русскую культуру иностранному слушателю :)
Next video: Afghanistan vs Afghanistan
The place where every war is an Opium War.
until it eventually becomes rare elements/metals wars
1:15 это реальная тёмная страница Советского союза(великого есесер) когда наши вертолёты которые стоили боле 16.000.000$ сбивали ракетными установками по 1.000$ и если бы не афган то советский союз до сих пор бы жил...
Спасибо афгану?)
@@rusbodyrb огромное
Only Giga Chads remember first song. I mean...
"Hey, I need a ride!"
"No way man!"
"Enemy APC, do you copy?"
"10-4"
This is the best video done by you you really deserve it
The Australian division had me rolling
As a Afghani I can confirm I ride my Capybara to school every day
Your comment proves you not from Afghanistan
school?
@@abirobashadab402 I'ma need some Intel for this I'm kinda confused, there is school in Afghanistan
Услышав главную тему battlefield 2 пустил ностальгическую слезу радости :')
хоть кто то помнит этот саундтрек
Меня это тоже удивило, привык что бф2 часто не упоминают, из-за "Величия" Тройки.
The GLA music really puts the cherry on top of this.
Mom wake up! Scorpo just dropped another masterpiece!
Nice, I’ve been looking forward to this video
первые кадры и уже флешбеки с танков онлайн,и да очень приятно что скорпо продолжает радовать нас максимально забивным контентом
Точно, там еще музыка из старой батлы
@@oleg_yatsemuchenik И из генералов
круто
0:06 - text on Toyota: "falafel in heart", "kabse gang"
More war crime jokes please. Especially about the Australian division.
That firebird wreck from tanki online at the beginning made me nostalgic, it's been years since I've seen anything related to that game.
Afganistan and Rocket launchers are like brothers.
afGUNistan has been a beacon of prosperity
Mmmmmmm, beacon
beacon ???
*bacon
I mean you can't even spell Afghanistan bruh
With Chinese investment
как обычно ты нас радуешь
Thanks for acknowledging Australia's contribution, Afghanis fight like emus possessed but we showed the world that we can commit war crimes with the best of them!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
For centuries criminals were exported to Australia, but as soon as they commit a few crimes against humanity, everyone is shocked.
Prozdo
Emu War was probably my favorite part of your country's entire history.
all it was missing was the prosthetic leg
Who recognized Battlefield 2’s theme ? Theme of the middle eastern alliance
+ command & conquer generals, GLA theme
Yep,triggered some heavy nostalgia.
@@muneeb-rl6cc same 😭
0:22 ahhahahahaha yeaaaa this is a good bass!
This is just one big graveyard of empires joke and I love it.
Afghanistan actually lost to many kingdoms in ancient times
@@animeguy7037 yes. but the ones that lost are ironic, but expected once you look at their goals and situation.
@@bohba13 True
@@animeguy7037 They never did. If that where the case then why cant the USA with the ISAF which compromise of 60 countries cant defeat the Taliban and takeover
@@bohba13 Honestly, people were yelling at USA to pull out of Afghanistan for years. The mission was basically finished, it was up to the Afghani military at that point, and they chose to flee rather than fight, what can ya do.
0:34
YOOOOOOO GLA POSTAL SERVICE
"Your people fought off empires and here is your well-earned reward: office work & administration!"
The Taliban: *commits quiet quitting and sits on Twitter all day*
For a country that's been at constant war, it'll be difficult to adjust. But if they are as patient as with fighting then they could do something.
Such a stellar meme. Truly the nation where empires die. Bravo, Scorpo
That GLA theme really hits 0:34
you just made my day bro..... salute
Как человек который не был в Афганистане,подтверждаю это!
норм
excellent choice of hardbass in this one
just like like the rest, its yet another masterpiece
Only he can make such funny and creative jokes about numerous deaths, destruction and suffering
Jarmen Kell voice is so epic 😂😂😂
incredible video
this is the most funniest and the epic thing i have ever known keep up
YOOO YOU ADDED THE SPECIAL UNIT FROM GLA, I LOVE ZERO HOUR
"business is business"
Jarmen Kell is the most based character. Fun fact, before they canceled Generals 2, he was supposed to be a major character in the story, and it's hinted he became leader of the GLA
@@DreadnoughtHvoroh my god I never knew they were even making a generals 2… I love playing GLA even to this day so it’s sad to see they didn’t continue making it. Wish they would remaster the game officially, would def explode in todays gaming world.
@@Laughimalz yeah real sad. They canceled it last minute. There's still animatics up for it on CZcams. Just search command and conquer generals 2 animatics. Looked like an interesting plot. Really wanted to see my boy Kell ascend.
This hits harder then the USA in Iraq
Very good use of the MEC Theme and the GLA!
Absolutely love the generals zero hour reference
I love how the Ricardo Kell meme has multiplied
Glad to see the GLA reference
Only a little British at 0:25 but I’m waiting for a day in Britain
You have taught me more about history than my history class has, so thanks
Afghanistan is like Ohio. Nobody understands why there is life there.
Only in Afghanistan😂
Yep. Ahah
Then it blows out and gets covered out...And people be like ":Nothing to see here, lads" move along.
drug
@@Yarkanlaki ignorant
Какая жиза... Ты прекрасен, спасибо!!!
Love it love it im a historian buff n this is utterly delicious mate keep up the work Chad!
bro i waa looking at alan aztec and i had forgot yoir channel but i remember how good it is so here i am
As an American, I'm very jealous of the Afghan people's open air gun markets.
And also this 1:56
Mfs be getting military grade kitted out m4's for $20 ☠️
@@bigbadt bruh in Pakistan's peshawar you can buy a glock 17 for like 12$
@@heydosch aww hell naw man 💀
@@sieve5 you mean open humvee market..........
Best history Channel
Nostalgia hit when i heard the C&C Generals voice line and bgm 😢
The "THIS MEME IS UNFUNNY" bit is ironically really funny for some reason xD
God bless this country,amin
As a Indian this is so much true
I love that you are a c&c zero hour fan ❤❤❤
I lovee your videos!!!
J'ai jamais vu un truc aussi fidèle à la réalité🪖👍
0:40 it's nice to see that you showed that the afghans still used muskets while the British were using somewhat advanced weaponry 👍
still they lost
I love it how you added the battlefield 2 MEC and GLA themes lmfao
Always love a good GLA cameo
As an American who has studied history extensively I can say that this is accurate and one of the videos of all time.
Also at 1:30 I laughed uncontrollably.
If the majority of the people are uncooperative, no matter how much military might you have,you're going to be defeated....
Thanks Scorpo
Great work! Keep up the hard work! Can't wait to see the next one! For your next one can you do the American Civil War possibly? I hope you love my idea dude and will do it! :D
Oh, great idea 😮
Love to the Afghan Chads over the Durand Line.
that tanki only firebird wreck gave me instant nostalgia, thank you
I love that I can put this in my meme music playlist because there's no intro or extra end cards things
Literally a masterpiece of modern Afghan history
زنده باد افغانستان . الله اکبر 🇦🇫💚🏳️
You forgot the "Sunglasses with tanker hat moustached Lieutenant" when it came to Russian invasion of Afghanistan.
MEC soundtrack was like a fucking blast from the past ! BF2 was such a blast to play especially MEC and hearing their chat spam all the time.
This is the future of History Lessons
Now in videos more and more memes from CnC Generals... Let's ressurect meme industry! FOR THE GLA!
За MEC!!!
The leaving equipment part is really sad but true
That command and Conquer music at the start hitting hard
OHH CHET HERE WE GO AGAIN Imperial PTSD Activated!! The HARDBASS WILL NEVER STOP 🛑🥚🎶
Lmao i love how US doge just peaces out but leaves all the tanks behind 😂. Thanks a lot Brandon
Trump literally planned and announced the withdrawl lmao
Trump literally released 5,000 Taliban prisoners and announced the withdrawal.
Ppl blame trump, but yall forget his schedule was to leave in may, with all military equipment withdrawed as well, not some last minute rush and retreat that brandon proceeded with
@@jameseliz The withdrawal lasted 4 months you are acting like he waited until it was days left.
@@Ballenheimer1 well it was expedited, we already had a deal made
0:55 лучший момент)
such nostalgia at the beginning, this music from bf2
0:45 That music...FOR THE GLA!!!!!