FUNNIEST FOOTBALL CHANTS IN ENGLAND (+Lyrics)
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'You're nothing special, we lose every week' will forever be my favourite chant
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun is to see, Arsenal win away, hey
@@gtgagaggagagagga arsenal 🤮🤮
Katie Caroll we won 2 trophies last month. Idc what trophies they are still trophies 🤣 suck it
@@sp8045 lol your shit
Ding Waa fuck offfffff
England fans yelling "You're Shit!....but ya birds are fit" at Swedish fans during last world cup was the highlight of my life
To which the Swedish replied “Go home to your ugly wifes”
@@briansanchez3898 bit dead that but fair enough
There was also “you’re only known for your meatballs”
@@orlandothompson5861 🤣🤣
HONESTLY AMAZING
What i fucking love is that everyones combined voice just sounds like the same stoner northern lad.
If I was stoned at matches the chant would be different every time
It's like a damn hivemind
At a game once, the away fans were quiet for a long time. When they did pipe up the home fans sang
“We forgot that,
We forgot that,
We forgot that you were here”.
Lmfao
OOOF
That’s amazing
Classic
At a football club I go to we just chant at them asking if they came on a skateboard
English football chants will forever remain undefeated 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Celtic r Scottish Nd have best fans in all of Europe
Italian chants are great and the English stadium atmosphere is nowhere near the greman or italian !
Gianluca Gallucci the atmosphere is a lot more violent and laddish in lower league British football.
James Fletcher ehh no.
Gianluca Gallucci biased ass
The ability to make a chant up in different circumstances is an ability only England fans can do
All of Britain lad
how do they even get the momentum tbh
That's all of Europe, but England one's maybe are more famous because they're in english... That's an ability that football/soccer gives you
@@GodronATX usually starts in pubs, then a small group starts it and eventually it catches on...
England fans are mad over football it’s in our blood lmao
i think it's impressive how it all seems to have no rythm yet they're all in sync lmao
It v definitely has a rhythm! That's just how drunk English men sound lmao
The fact that England is able to come up with chants and everyone then chant along so well in such a quick time. 💀😂
This is ow we sing in Inglund. If ya don't like it, ya no wair the dor is.
Nuff sed.
@@SimpleFacks propa English geeza 😂
There’s the same few tunes used for all of them, they’re pretty easy to figure out once you’ve got a few words
We sang songs like this when we conquered a quarter of the planet.
Iniiiiit
fans : “Are you a man or a woman”
random fan : “I can’t see shit”
XD
Why u have rude picture babe
@@yettykenny4496 it's not rude
Lol I noticed that too I had to go back and watch it like six times
Props to the goalie for taking it as just banter lol
Yeah... it was. Blues fans are known to have no chill when it comes to banter
@@fwebber13 were a funny lot aint we. Thats why we don't get sore about shit because we know when it comes to bantering were undefeated
glad he went back to the stand and they cheered him 😂
It is just banter if your British
@@everydayebony its an honour to get a chant made about you from the stands lol
I like how in the final clip "you’re nothing special, we loseevery week" the opponents clap after the chant. feel like it shows theres an underlying love among all football fans that rarely shows, but is always there.
That is English fans when we get close to the final
“WE LOSE EVERY TIME YOUR NOTHING SPECIAL”
I think we should do that
you're
My favorite chant is when they started chanting "Harry potter he's coming for you" at this player who looked like voldemort
Jonjo shelvy
The sky tv chant😂😂😂😂 only if we had passionate fans in America. Guess I'll have to fly over the pond
For the US, replace Sky TV with ESPN.
146TS or fox
If you want passionate Fans come to the balkans ;) (England kinda sucks if you want to See true passionate soccer) sry 🤷♂️
@@martinsantro5056 we want abit of banter mate not fkin literally setting fire to stadiums 😂
@Ollie Herrick MOT wast there like 26 leeds chants in here? ALAW
if this was in America.....football would have gotten cancelled
In England this is just everyday lol
Impulse LHT U.K. in middle class areas have more culture than most of the states
Kobe Bryant same
Kobe Bryant same here
Have you seen the balkans
imagine being a fan getting called out by the entire stadium
That cabbage in white deserved everything he got.
Wdym
@@imsayo The crowd chants something about you.
@@imsayo suck as,"who's that di#k head in the white shirt". Chant
As long as you don't act like a nob and get their attention it won't happen
7:22 lol that is amazing how they randomly did that chant
Lmao why does 1:03 sound so perfect, so perfectly synchronized
lol
Never in my life did I ever think I'd hear thousands of lads chanting "WE WANT OUR DICK BACK" good god I gotta put going to a football game in England on the bucket list!
@@GamingGod-fl2yr Sunderland
@@GamingGod-fl2yr that was a west ham game
lol
lol I love how even the steward waves it at the crowd as he takes it away 8:26
Upton Park
1:35. "I can't see f**king see sh*t" There's always one.😂😂
🤣
The "You're nothing special, we lose every week" chant will forever be my favourite chant in English football. I remember first hearing it at my local non-league club, and it's stuck with me ever since.
boris for england didn’t age well🤣
Yep. The Leeds fans were chanting "Boris Johnson is a cunt" the other week 😂.
Yep...
Man i want him back
@@Slaithyte same
Bring him back!
I have to admit english fans were louder back then when ticket prices weren't that high in the prem but they won't ever loose any chant battle and they still know how to make the best of a defeat. Especially the ones with the plant pot and "we lose every week, you're nothing special, we lose every week." were just great!
Lose every week, not loose every week
@@davidmorris950 thanks, mr. perfect
Nur Der HSV
Nur der HSV
@@narchia161 not mr perfect it’s an easy spelling
How many times was Jimmy Savale mentioned 😂
All leeds chants regarding saville..as most of the chants are anyway....Yorkshire humour, can't beat it!
Alot he is the Local hero of Leeds.
That's leeds for you💙💛💙💛
@@stevenbell4053 you got to love are Jimmy
Saville*
American: uses chant to cheer up their team
Meanwhile the British: uses chant to hilariously insult other
4:06 when they all stood up i laughed so hard 😂😂🤣🤣
"Jimmy saville is probably your dad" 😂😂😂
Trust leeds fans to be involved
Lmao 😆
If you were deaf and blind you could still tell it’s from the uk
I mean if u were deaf u carnt hear 👂
Can you smell the sweat, cigarettes, beer and pies through your monitor?! :O
@@MrBaldypete1 YES mate, with this much energy YOU CAN 🤣
British fans’ chants are incredible on the offensive chants, but also in taking the p155 out of themselves. Truly incredible
just say piss, you're impressing fuckall by censoring yourself
8:23 i love how it cuts from them all chanting to them going “BOOOOOO”
All this chants all of them sound like the same voice
The accents don't sound all that different, just a vague northern/midlandish mix
Most of them are Leeds fans
@@ciaranhartley4481 fuck leeds
@@djwethat2679 rent free x
because it's all leeds fans as we are superior
At first i thought this was a compilation of Newcastle fans saying Adam Johnson
howay the ladssssss
I'm from Sunderland but he is a prick guss that one thing Newcastle has right
@@marcmcburnie2492 aye mate the only thing them Geordies can get right
@@archdornan3068 we can also get a banging steak pie right
@@cunglefox can’t disagree with that one lad
9:25 the best one!
It's the Adams Family theme. The way they adapted it into a chant is just great. lmao
English people just chant about the sussiest things ever. Ayooo
Nah bro that's the Kentucky State Anthem
@@mrlongsleeves23 They made a song about Kentucky
Fans in 2019: yells in the stadium
Fans in 2021: yells at TV
The Sky TV one 😂😂
Leeds fans at Bristol City.
Damn 😭😭💀💀🤦🏻♂️
English fans are the heart for the game , cant imagination football without them , im so grateful to them .
Can't IMAGINATION pmsl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The "My boxer shorts are bigger than this" guy has an epic voice!
8:50 i love the guy whose like "my boxer shorts are bigger than this" 😂
"what a waste of 40 quid" lol
How dare u not include he’s eating a pie
Bradford? 👌🏼
Jammer white yes and I believe it was against Chelsea.
does he want some sauce
@@moist.teabag He's got some brown
No it was Barnsley
I imagine they just go about their daily routine in a pack with a chant for everything that happens.
“Who’s the slapper in the green” 😂😂😂😂
"Who's the dickhead in the white?"
Aye, thousands of pissed up blokes abusing one woman....hilarious.
You’ve clearly never been to a game have u
@@cameronphillips5803 Regardless of if it's a football game or not, she was clearly uncomfortable and that was why the guy in white stood in front of her - legally speaking it was sexual harassment whether you like it or not.
@@Jess-rq1ft abuse is shouted at players and rival fans every time there’s a football match it’s how it’s always been and how it will most likely always be if you do not want to put yourself at risk of getting abused don’t go it’s simple
The kiddy (Kidderminster Harriers) incest chant got me in stitches.
What do u mean
@@gracie6350 the kiddy family
that’s my home town and i’m in hysterics
Another funny chant from FC United.
Lol very funny chant IV been to kiddy. ( Kidderminster ) Not Sure If I like it or Not But it wasn't a Social Visit
It is great how fans mocking goalie, but at the end of the game they applaud to eachother.. I love English football!
It's not great hoe they yell fatty at him
Remember during the World Cup when you couldn't walk 5 metres without hearing people chanting, "It's coming home"? Good times.
And France won ! But you have Pogba now ! See the good side ! 👍We kept MBappé though ! 😝
@@LanaKir3767 England v France, World Cup, 2022, today. COME ON ENGLAND.
@@TonyEnglandUK WE'LL SEE ! MAY THE BEST WIN
@@TonyEnglandUK france winning
@@TonyEnglandUK F
5:05 the way the keeper applauds the crowd, shows its just fun banter
I felt sorry for the goalie who kept getting mean chants :(
That's lower league football at its absoulte finest
That was Birmingham city FC cause we was playing a team in league 2 and we are in the championship by the Birmingham city FC is known for swearing
And it was the fa cup 1st round
Emily Williams just banter
It's just British banter. They grew up with those.
Lower leauge football is by far the best. It has a way better atmosphere in my opinion
Except Leeds
@@lufclucas194 yep
7:19 The guy in the background saying "FUCKING WANKER!"
This is why we're all proud to be football fans no matter what team we support.
the only problem is the saltyness and violence at defeat. its fine if its with cursed words and trshtalks but violence is just next level for these lads haha
@@centurymemes1208 it's normal tho
How to bring football back in 5 sec just watch this video
But the vid ain't 5 secs??
But this vid dosen’t last for 5 secs.
3:03 this hit different 😂😂😂
"He's got a plant pot on his head" 😂😂😂
"My budgie's cage is bigger than this. IT'S GOT A PERCH AND A MIRROR"
my favorite too..classic
Was at Forest Brighton and Forest fans singing "does your boyfriend, does your boyfriend, does your boyfriend know your here?" to which the Brighton fans replied with a chant of "We pay your benefits, we pay your benefits, we pay your benefits, we pay your benefits"
When Forest were beating West Ham 5-0, hammers were singing "We want six"
I feel bad for that goalie getting called fatty
I'm happy to report its just banter and the goalie waved back apparently at the end of the match. I felt bad until I found this out so don't worry lad
Just. Banter. Chill
probably half of the guys singing are fatter
And the poor drummer “he’s eaten the drum, he’s eaten the drummmm, that fat bastard, he’s eaten the drum” lolol
Lighten up
4:48 The Birmingham accent made this chant even better
2:15 the "jimmy saville - he's probably your dad" chant cracked me up xD
These guys have great harmony. I love British accents. Half this shit I have no idea what they're talking about!🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
It's "taking the piss" but with a funky beat.
The fact that most of these are leeds shows something💙💛💙💛💙💛
ALAW
As a Chelsea fan, I am so happy that Leeds got promoted
Is there a fire drill
@@stainless9642 what does that stand for
LCFC_ Dylan All Leeds Aren’t We
5:24: random guard: I’m not Boris Johnson...
Everyone: BORIS FOR ENGLAND!
"..it's got a perch, and a mirror...."
Some legend, somewhere.
11:22
can't imagine how booring the game was
8:58 😂😂😂😂 go on lad
The kiddy family chant had me in stitches 😂
Yea so I live in Scotland and I can factually tell you... We hear these chants at football matches all the time and its flippin hilarious.
9:04 WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND
The recurring Jimmy saville chants🤣🤣🤣
As a brazilian lad who loves football, I gotta say UK has the best chants 🤣
8:45 wtf😂
Ngl as a fat goal keeper I probably woulda cry 😂😂😂
He can handle it. He handles plenty of pies.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If someone says us Brits are no fun, show them this!
(I’m half Brit🏴🇬🇧)
Why include the English flag to say you're a brit
@@cait812 Because why not add some?
If you're losing 3-0, singing _"She's got a plant pot on her head."_ becomes the highlight of the match.
I feel like I learned more about England from this video than decades of reading
Adam Johnson chant will never be forgotten
Mate this is absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣 had me full on dying 😂 begggg u do a part 2!!!
Happy that u enjoyed my video, and maybe I will do a part 2 at some point
4:55 *the whole UK Twitter after rashford misses the simplest penalty*
8:28 I almost burst out laughing in the middle of my office break lmao
9:29 whosever club's fans did it should save it for when they play PSG some day so that they can sing it to Neymar.
Hahahaha. One of the best comments here 😂😂
This is why we need fans back 😂😂😂
“I can’t fucking see shit” gets me every time lmao 😂 😂😂
12:39 best one
Hello from Greece guys, the "you're nothing special, we lose every week" is by far my favorite! It actually makes the opponent question themselves by speaking the truth!
As an English man, I’m proud of my country for this absolutely perfect representation of my country.
8:05 where the fun starts 🤣
They’re not even there to watch the football 🤣🤣 Just a couple hours to get drunk an f*ck around
4:25 LOL
Ole’s at the wheel will always be the greatest chant, and off course the legendary “let’s pretend we scored a goal”
8:58 - Lost it completely 🤣
The thing with American football is that there’s 90,000 people screaming that the refs should be shot on the spot, while the other 20,000 are screaming at the people screaming at the refs
no one can compete to a uk football chant. americans can try all they want. it will never be as good
Nobody cares about your basic rhymes. Americans will always be louder and thats what matters.
2:02 that voice crack tho💀
Rest of the world: The Brits are so polite and have very good manners
Brits:
There are American fans that come to watch a show, European fans that come to war, and there are British fans that come to enjoy the company while casually insulting everything around them
English fans used to come for war they ruled Europe but now the security is extremely tight so banter is the next best thing to fighting
8:05 I haven't seen one that big since....never!!😂🤣
Thats what she said 😑
5:15 Out of nowhere SUPER BORIS!!!😂😂
1:35 "I cant fucking see shit" got me dead
I love how randomly wholesome the plant pot chant was
7:26 he’s loving this
"He'll shoot, he'll score, he'll eat your labrador - Seoooooooool"
Always be one of my favourites - talking about ex-Reading striker Seol Ki-hyeon.
Meanwhile in the US:
fIiIiIiGgGgHhTt aNddDd wIiIiIiNnnnNnNnN
I am not a fan of football at all but I live for these chants, im glad to be British at times like this 😂😂😂