Quarantinewhile... Can You Trip Off Shroom-Infected Cicadas?
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- čas přidán 20. 05. 2021
- Quarantinewhile... Evie Colbert and John Krasinski join Stephen for this once-in-17-years update on the death zombie fungus that stalks cicadas. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile
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Evi is definitely Stephen's biggest fan. She laughs the loudest for most of his jokes without fail #couplegoals
He's funny!
The Colberts are the couple everyone's dying to hang out with.
I adore her - I hope she continues with his shows when we get back to "normal" - whatever that is!
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why is she just joining now?? Oh right, global pandemic - damn though her laughter adds so much - filled my empty house!
John batiste just going on about cheese hot dogs LMAO I love that man so much
It was so wholesome and so random. I kind of want more hot dog and cheese stories. I'm sure he's got a ton of them.
Thank God he was bad at selling those hot dogs!
He is such a wholesome national treasure.
My Catholic boarding school was less than a mile from the Cerne Giant, it made us giggle a lot every time we saw it.
Incredible. The facts about the cicadas alone just being read were absolutely hilarious.
God, I miss the planetarium...
so if I eat one of these cicadas, do i too become a sex crazied salt shaker with a flat ass?
TRICK QUESTION, I already am!
@@ilovefunnyamv2nd Lol Jebus. Thank you for the chortle.
Brood TEN! People, people.🇨🇦
@@Ric_Vicious
I only chuckled, but I still appreciated it!
Evie's under her breath "oh God" during the cicada butt jokes was my fav!!!!
My oh my, I swear, Jon Batiste is truly a national treasure (yes indeed!!), we are blessed to live here and now when we can turn on almost every night (or watch CZcams any time) and experience this amazing performer, and a wonderful human being (that EVERYONE loves and adores!). He is a Tony short of the EGOT, and with audiences finally going back to theaters, why not Soul as a Broadway musical? All the best to you Jon, you truly deserve every blessing to come your way! Hope you are part of our evenings for many many years to come!
YES, Totally! Jon is a stunning musician whose latest album is fantastic. and I love Jon's sparkling attitude & wee dance episodes while fingering those Ivory keys.
2020: Murder hornets. ☠️🐝
2021: Magic Cicadas! 🍄🦗
2022: Unsupported Explorers.
2022: Manure Beetles! 💩🪲
Things are looking up!
@Jordon Carlson Lol! I'm not sure if a cocaine blizzard would be more fun, or more dangerous. Probably both.
2022: Spider Accounts
EVERYDAY I WAIT FOR THE MEANWHILE METAPHOR. That's literally the no. 1 highlight each day, and yes my weekends are then sad
I'm gonna name my thrash-rococo heavy metal string quartet "Sex-crazed Salt Shakers of Death" once I find a shredding harpsichordist....
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Amazing 😂
Good luck!
Harpsichord is not part of a string quartet 😜
@@ericjourdain892 maybe he meant harpist(?)
"What scientists call sex crazed salt shakers of death"
Never have I more regretted not going into a STEM field.
What a joy to spend some time with Jon Batiste!
He just exudes happiness even through the TV screen 😍
You know it's 2021 when "Sex-crazed hallucinogenic cicadas infected by butt-eating zombie fungus" comes less surprising than "Today's friday, btw."
WHAT... it's Friday?! Cool drug bugs btw
@the black spot lol
This summer: Trippin' on Cicada butt. Gonna be a thing, mark my words.
Sounds like a Biblical plague! Just what we needed. We all wondered how the Zombie Apocolypse came to be and now we know!
It is pretty surprising they haven't been taken out by the murder hornets. :P
Can't wait 'til Quarantinewhile reverts back to Meanwhile again. Does the graphics dept. remember where it put the old file?
If only there was some kind of video archive they could look back on. Unfortunately we just haven't the technology.
To make your wife laugh everyday like that, damn! That's wassup Steven!
To be fair, he has writers - and maybe they both have alcohol?
You make her laugh, you have a life.
John Baptist is the sweetest person that ever lived, making hot dogs for people as a teenager he was concerned that it was a perfect presentation, adorable ❤
Yes indeed!!! :-)
"Sex-crazed salt shakers of death", lol.
Sometimes I get the feeling, that scientists just wanna troll news anchors.
Scientists with a sense of humor are legit the greatest thing about 2021 🤗🤗🤗
Genius!!!
We scientists would never do that. just google the sonic the hedgehog gene.
In the ancient world, depicting a man with a large 'member' was the equivalent of calling him a barbarian. (I've been watching a lot of history BBC during the pandemic)
Then I be one badass mofo!
The original "spotted dick"?😆
V we h no
@@laurentzduba1298 😁😆😅🤣😂
I’m the 69th like…. Niceeeee
I don't plan on reading all the comments, but if somebody hasn't already posted this quote from Eddie Izzard's Dressed to Kill - "I like my women like I like my coffee, covered in bees."
Yes: I came to the comments, hoping to find an Eddie Izzard “I’m covered in bees” reference, and I’m so damn glad that I’ve found one!
Bravo! 👏😀
All the best. 👍😀
Help................. covered in bees
"Alright, Angie.. Great... Great stuff. Now give me 'silently screaming inside my own head'. Niiice.. just like that.. just with the eyes. Perfect."
My favorite thing about lockdown has been watching the smiles and laughs between Stephen and Evie. Thank you!
Even the plagues are plagued now.
I just woke up my husband (ill, in bed) laughing. That's so apt!
Does anyone else salute back to Jon when he signs off?
I do🙋♀️
Always!
That is the very least a man like John Krazinski merits, for goodness sake :
Home saluting is what made this country great, dammit!
(as well as all the boy s in my high-school blind, and a book ut a thousand teenage witch shows!)
Yes LOL!
Yes! I'm glad the internet allows me to know I'm not the only one
Batiste is living in another frequency.
Isn’t he glorious 🤗🤗🤗
Let's join him there!
Permanent member of the zone, lol
Probably since birth...
i had cousin who was an incredible pianist. in the mid 50’s he died in a car accident - there were bruises all over his body except his hands. they had no idea how he managed to do that. his name was Gus Geranios - born here, but all Greek. i remember him as a laid back great guy. i think his son was Jackie, but it was a long time ago. hope he has had a good life.
Evie ALWAYS makes the show better! You don't need a "laugh track" when she's within hearing range of Stephen!
Cicada butt-fungus psychedelic challenge is clearly going to be the fad of the summer
Nothing surprises me anymore.
Last time they came, pizza places were selling cicada pizza. Cicada butt fungus should be interesting at least. 😆
covid19 cant be diagnosed with PCR few people get it
those that do , even through it cant be diagnosed because it has never been isolated .
99.9 % recover. law requires covid vaccine which cant protect from covid, and is in actuality a gene therapy treatment . or wear a mask which is harmful to the wearer and cant stop transmission of any virus. ?
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....The deadline for determining the vaccination status of workers is June 1, 2021, however employers are instructed to harass employees who have declined to disclose their vaccination status every 14 days.
The employers must ask employees every 14 days what their vaccination status is so they can update their records.
...........................California County Requires Businesses to Submit Covid-19 Vaccination Status of All Employees By Cristina Laila Published May 20, 2021 at 9:00pm
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Already on it brotendo!
I'd go see a band called cicada butt- fungus. There's a law says ya half to, I think.
I LOVE that you repost these, I caught it halfway through and wanted to see the whole story, I have no words to describe the horror and humor of that "LAST SEGMENT" 🤣💯👍😁
Jon just made me hungry!
"Hobo futon of news" 😂:
Are the trippy cicadas the toad-licking of the 21stC? 🐸
I have to go get a chili dog with cheese.
I love the quality of humanity & caring in a man who will *desire* to hand someone his artisanally-crafted industrial hot dog at a sports game, so he can LOOK A STRANGER IN THE EYE & ensure they enjoy it as much as he can prepare it for them.
That is a quality human being. You realize how he became the exacting Artist & kind individual he is
You can't convince me otherwise that Stephen did not channel his inner John Oliver to do that British accent lol
He sounded just like him there!!
Ikr. I hope JO takes him on for it 😆
@@Lucian_Media that would be a dissing for the ages
I can see it now. Florida man climbs light house and screaming wildly after eating fungus infested cicadas.
I should probably put that on my bingo card lol
Florida...!
1:25 "Do you have any music in celebration of our guest, John Krasinski?"
"Oh, yeah, hmm, let me see..."
Plays The Office theme.
I was totally waiting for a jazz rendition of The Office theme.
I haven’t laughed like this in so long.
Evie is having a blast and I'm here for it!
Jon Batiste, you sir are a lord.
Annoying af
He missed a golden opportunity to play the office theme.
@@tabaxikhajit4541 You're not alone. I skip his dialogues too. It's clear that he and Stephen have a good friendship but when they talk, you feel excluded. It's like two of your friends who went to the same high school talk about their school days and you feel completely out of the conversation and you find it boring.
1:22 John Batiste’s improv is amazing.
Angelina Jolie raising awareness for World Bidet! 😁
The writers are great with the puns, first with Jack Meehoff and now the English Giant.
Oh god now I have to watch the SNL skit
Oh, man, I worked those jobs too, Mr. Batiste, I know what you mean!
These days I hit the "thumbs up" button even before having watched the video just because Stephen has become such a great entertainer and his show is a true gem.
I was not expecting the cicada to say ouch my butt. That hit me pretty hard 😂😂😂
Lol Laser Beattles at the Seattle Center is easily one of my best tripping memories.
0:22 - It's official !! Evie is now part of the crew.
"Can You Trip Off Shroom-Infected Cicadas?"
Asking the questions America wants to know.
The answer is yes
Google images of the english giant thing. There's a photo of a guy landscaping the giant "balls". HAHAAAAHAAAAA!!! 🤣
There's also a delightful Twitter conversation between Stephen Fry and the National Trust discussing "taking care of their members". We know what we're doing!
YesSiRr!! Mate had to see what happens next!?!? Lol!! Love this Bloke John B...Awesome Musician, Amazing talent!!
Who else thought John Batiste was gonna play the theme music from The Office?
" A Massive Banger & Mash" an phrase we use here in the UK almost every day, well done ha ha ha!!
The closed captions at the very end are fairly awesome.
Thanks for the heads up! 😆
I think I used to be in a band called "Hobo Futon"...
That is correct; I still remember when you played Carnegie Hall. What a night that was...
@@zesty9815 so glad there was place to crash afterwards, was sofa king great, futon forever !
Please let Jon Batiste host an episode and interview guests. I would love to see him flex his comedy/interview chops.
You should definitely check out the “Live from Here” episode he hosted
Well, darnit.
Now I have "bangers and mash" envy.
Stephen almost busted out laughing at the bangers and mash comment lol.
Psychedelics at the planetarium Floyd laser show! The 90's were a riot man!
That is the Cerne Abbas giant.
I thought Jon Baptiste would have played The Office theme song hahahahahahahahahaha
Talk about humble beginnings all these people deserve their fame and fortune. They are truly good people.
I always find myself smiling 😃 during Steven and John's openings.
.....Salute
Just search for Cerne Abbas giant on Google Maps and take a look at the satellite image.
Very distinctive, no doubts there.
reallly love this show. and his wife's laugh makes this more perfect.
1:31 we all wanted the Office theme, however what he chose sounds very similar to Curtain Falls melody, the Bobby Darin song we learn about in the Colbert Questionert ... 🎶
I thought it sounded like the opening lines of “Love’s in need of love today,” by Stevie Wonder, but I love John, Stevie, and that song, so maybe I was just willing him to play it
Every sound has structure behind it, even the sound of insects. It might be difficult to hear some
phonetics when the sound is raspy in a strange way, as cicadas are. It took me a couple of years,
sitting in the middle of three cicada populations, as they relayed communication between them.
Cicadas say "edit, edit, edit", and when they get more expressive, they say "edit, edit, edit it, edit it".
So, the only ivory and turtle free segments are the Quarenteenwhile segments? I suggest more quatenteenwhile!!
Stephen is killing the Freddy Farm Bureau look!😄
Just noticed the Shure SM57's in that piano...ah...always the best. Can't beat em.
We love you, Jon!
There is something super appetizing about the phrase "pump cheese" yum!
Batiste: Signs Off
Everyone: SALUTES
OK, Steve, i dare you to say your intro to Quarantine while again, but faster. that incredible!!! how long did rehearse that mouthful of loquaciousness? LOL 😜
Er, if that person was English, they would have used the phrase "Meat and two veg", not "bangers and mash", but we'll let that one pass, Stephen.
And the wall of China isn't really seen from space, but things must be sacrificed in the name of the joke 😂
Well, to be fair, anyone mocking Oliver Cromwell is more likely to be Irish than -British- English, so there are bigger issues to poke at if you really want to get fussy.
(Edited because I'm also an American prone to making stupid mistakes about European nations, apparently)
The Hillside Dongler!
England perpetuated the idea that British is basically English lols not our fault... America: colonizers tried to colonize banished criminal colonizers with the help of the newly colonized...with the banished Criminal colonizers victorious...#u.s.a.
Jon and Evie are fun. Jon is so talented!
Batiste: Signs Off
Everyone: *SALUTE
Watching you here in the Philippines now,Stephen Evie Jon et alli..Thanks for being alive and kicking!
Yeah we're in a simulation and the thing in charge did a bit too much coke when writing the cicada subplot.
Love Evie and her infectious laugh
And Google Chrome helped so many people download Mozilla Firefox 😂
I eliminate the middleman and load firefox directly with IE.
Nah...
So would CBS censor Michelangelo's David? How absurd can you get?
I think they do
John Baptist is a genius :) Love the ivories.
Lets this be a lesson to all those who look down on those in the restaurant industry, or have one less than perfect experience and write a scathing yelp review. The next
Stephan Colbert or Jon Batiste could be your server.
I adore Jon Batiste !!! As Walt Whitman said "Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch" ♥♥♥
this show has kept me sane the past year
Damn. The show is getting better and better. I love Stephen
As countless teens run outside to look for rotting cicadas to trip on. Nice one!
I remember going to the planetarium for laser Floyd at midnight in Denver in high school!
It was one of the few venues you could go to late night as a young person. That and The Rocky Horror Picture Show shown every Friday night at the Oriental Theater 🎭 (still open)
Those were some good days of carefree fun.
Wild. I did a culinary demonstration with cicadas for Ohio Parks and Recreation back in the early 90's.
I did stir fry, dried and ground them and made bread, I did a couple of of finger appetizers ( olive stuffed, wrapped in fresh basil and fire roasted tomatoes).
I also made a few chocolate covered, white-dark and milk chocolate.
How where they?
@@stasiaspade1169 delicious.
Lawdd.... I can just imagine people waiting out in their neighbors yards eating and trippin' out on Cicadas..
That lil tune from John for John was nice and I felt that!
So glad that Evie’s back!
Laser Floyd at the Planetarium ---------- Been to that show several times. Good cicada.
I was watering my plants and one of those things was right in my plant and it scared the sh!t out of me 🤣
they finally got someone in to laugh in the background, look how happy he looks about it
Just be glad the Cicada fungus didnt also make them change their sound to Gilbert Godfrey. Cicada in Gilberts voice - "Oh my god, my ass is wearing off!!! Oh but im also high from my sex salt butt bits! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
I'm going to use a phrase that I never expected to use, but here goes: I advise against trying to get high on decaying bug ass.
Evie is staff! Awesome news, she adds a lot including keeping Stephen inspired & in top notch with Evie & Jon's energy toppers!
I lost it at Fee Fi Fo Hung
John just make's you smile by smiling 🥰
I was totally LMAO at the thought of the ISS crew telling a new arrival, "You can tell when we pass over England - on a clear day you can see a giant carving of a man with an enormous set of wedding tackle!"
Just what we needed, all the crazies getting high on Cicada Butt Dust. It will be a hell of a summer.
That substance helps with crazy
Incredible man. Life is good
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I couldn't take my eyes off the photo of the dog behind Colbert.
"sex- crazed 'salt shakers of death'..." is a lyric from Margaritaville, isn't it?
In the remix, I think 🤔