Almost Christmas | Family Dinner Disaster
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- čas přidán 16. 12. 2021
- It's the holiday season and Walter Meyers (Danny Glover) is hosting Christmas dinner for his grown children and their families to bring in the spirit! Until all hell breaks loose... Watch this hilarious dinner disaster scene from David E. Talbert's Almost Christmas and thank your parents that your family isn't this outrageous!
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Oh, the joy of family. A new comedy from writer/director David E. Talbert (Baggage Claim) and producer Will Packer (Ride along, Think Like a Man series), Almost Christmas tells the festive story of a beloved patriarch who asks his family for one gift this holiday season: to get along. If they can honor that wish and spend five days under the same roof without killing one another, it will be a Christmas miracle. Share the holiday love, laughs, and charm with an all-star cast including Danny Glover, Mo’Nique, JB Smoove, Gabrielle Union, and Omar Epps.
© 2016 Universal Studios. All Rights Reserved.
Cast: Kimberly Elise, Danny Glover, John Michael Higgins, Romany Malco, Mo'Nique, J.B. Smoove, Gabrielle Union
Produced By: Will Packer
Directed By: David E. Talbert - Zábava
"Walter? your old ass need to do something now you sitting down there like you don't see the shit." Mo'Nique was the MVP of this movie
Yes indeed💯💯💯💯💯
IKR!!
Damn right
YESSSSSS!!!!!! GET THEM STRAIGHT MONIQUE 👏🏼
🏨. Justin Pullin & Lindsay case
💒. Misty Brown & Scott Brown
🏖️. Megan Ellis & Mike Ellis
🌍. Michelle Oiler & Kevin story
🏡. Danielle Pullin & Luis Luciano
“Next time bring a smart bitch” will forever get me 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 same here
Me too🤣🤣🤣
Mee tooo 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I’m the wife…. dumb Btc”
“Who you calling a dumb Btc”
“You you dumb Btc, young, Btc, silly Btc, dead Btc, she got the gun Btc. Lonnie you going to bring a Btc bring a smart Btc!!!!”
Best lines in a movie ever!!!!
You heard all those bitches? I didn't catch them I was busy rolling 🤣
😂😂😂
That’s a bar
💯% perfection
Yes!!! Mine too!!
Everyone in this scene honestly deserved Oscar nominations and Oscar wins. 👏
Even Eric who didn't say a single word deserve an Oscar. 😂😂😂
Jordan Davis 19 in And This
Everyone gets a trophy.
“No baby, you don’t wanna meet grandma Cheryl” 🤣🤣🤣. Favourite line
Hello how are you doing ?
Right lol
Monique is amazing
😂😂😂😂😂
Nah... best line is "See, you need to whip his a$$. This is what's wrong with these kids! "
They all killed this scene but Monique stole the show🤣
She always does
So true 💯💯💯💯💯
Mo’nique is AMAZING!!!! Her delivery is EVERYTHING!
anastasia & Justin
Destiny & Danielle
Alan & Patrick
Monique was right the mistress is dumb to argue with someone with a gun.
6:19 - Gabrielle falling into that chair gets me everytime 😂😂
The ooooooo shits after that😂😂😂
The brother look too!!!
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😅😅😅
And her empty eyed blinking after going to get grandma Cheryl
“You need to whip his ass. That’s the problem with the children nowadays.” Had me rolling. Love Mo’Nique. We watch this every Christmas.
She's right, today's kids are to grown.
That's how my grandmother would've handled it
Haha really is it like a Christmas tradition?
@@paulacross3086 um ew, you don't BEAT them just because they are too young to realize they aren't on the same level as adults, wtf is wrong with you.
@@Lulu-mj2fi Who the hell you think you're cursing have that same energy with the person who posted this comment. If you want to have a dialogue with me about how to raise children we can do that everyday all day but what you're not going to do is curse at me, because you're not the expert when it comes to raising children, & there's no such thing as the perfect parent.
"ITS MY HOUSE". Man was spitting facts lol
🤨🏈
Not really
@@Kevynmorganand y not her they paying bill,mortgages ANYTHING, NO!!! SO ITS HIS HOUSE
@@Kevynmorganactually it is facts he put the down payment paid the note and the bills his name is on it it is his house
@@boochie808
Mom Melissa Oiler+Dad Patrick Oiler
Danielle Pullin+Luis Luciano
Misty Brown+Scott Brown
Megan Ellis+Mike Ellis
Michelle Oiler+Higgins
we love lesbians ❤️
Stephanie Retamar+Justin Pullin
"Because of his grandma... Cheryl?"
Gabriel Union's reaction killed me after that.
and the White dude 🤣🤣🤣
@@texasboy9036 dead asss 😭😭
@@mannyo722 he even knew lol
Me toooo🤣🤣🤣🤣
I fall to pieces EVERYTIME I see her reaction!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I give all the actors and actresses credit. How none of them weren't laughing their asses off is beyond me. Monique was wonderful.
girl they probably had so much fun cracking up they had to get it right❤
They did a lot of takes
His face when he saw her at the door, priceless.
"At least we know it can't get any worse" NEVER say that
When Cheryl got up from the table calmly and kissed Lonnie's head was a serious red flag. "Hell knows no fury like a woman scorned"
She gave Lonnie the kiss of death 💀
Its like the scene in Waiting To Exhale where she calmly lights the car on fire. Calm rage personified.
Lonnie was dumb, man i would take off immediately 🤣🤣🤣
@@amandab8433 lol but this was calm before the storm instead of calm after the storm cause she needed to rest after running up and down to grab those things lol
This movie is Dam funny!!
Gabriel’s facial expressions!!!!….But honestly, Danny always got the “im too old for this shit” reaction for everything!🤣
Hes been "too old for this shit" since the 80s..🤣🤣🤣
@@spiceislife glad you understand👍😁
Qidp, Alan Doughty
House manger, Destiny harmon
Nursing, anastasia majoras
Sister, Danielle Pullin
Sister, Misty Brown
Sister, Megan Ellis
Sister, Michelle Oiler
Staff, sharde Edwards
Staff, Kelly Wyckoff
staff. Indiana Jackson
staff. April leahart
The only one that is really staying out of the fight and the most calm. AS if let them fight and will only intervene when really needed.
@@spiceislife Starting off with The Color Purple I may add 😂😂😂😂
When Cheryl stabbed the fork in the ham it was all over for Lonnie, and when Cheryl gave the phone to Christian his face was everything. Favourite scene in the movie.
I died
"OraGel..... you were saying" 😂😂😂 yo Kimberley dont miss a beat 😂😂😂
This scene never gets old, every time they suggest it I watch it.
Same!!
Watch it daily for therapy...🤣🤣🤣
@@queen1001
Justin Pullin/Emerson group home
Luis Luciano/sister
Scott Brown/sister
Mike Ellis/sister
Kevin story/sister
Me too 😂
Same 🤣
Children's reaction was pure gold.
Pure black gold. Word is bon!
I NEED to see those pics lol
@Jayson M
Those kids irritated me, especially the one with the glasses. I would have shoved his little tail out real quick.
@Jayson M
anastasia majoras & Justin Pullin
Destiny harmon & Luis Luciano
Alan Doughty & Scott Brown
For real
"I NEED TO SEE THOSE PICTURES " was the funniest part of the movie 😂😂😂
"If your gonna bring bitches in here, bring a smart bitch" my favorite line
Theyneveraresmart
😂😂😂
"Rachel you know Lonnie."
"I'll love some ham thank you." 😂🤣
This is my favorite part of the movie. I can watch this over and over.
Me too I laugh every time I watch this scene😂😂😂😂
Way to pivot and deflect.
My favorite part too. I am still trying to figure out who Gabby was talking to. lol
@@shawniehoward It was her shaking her head no at no one in particular, lol
Classic acting
No matter how many times I see this scene, I fall out laughing 😂 And the kids and the emojis??! They’re EVERYTHING 😂😂😂😂😂
i know me too lol and i keep watching it
Same favorite scenes of this movie
A normal dinner with the family, I had worse...like all 10 people fighting and not talking to with each other during the Christma dinner... pure silence 🤣
It’s the Walter your old … sitting down there like you don’t hear the ….😂😂😂
Exactly
I never notice the hand slap at 6:13. This entire scene is epic. 😂
So true! He was reaching for the pictures. She was like Hell No! Slap!
This is one of the funnies Christmas meal scenes I have ever seen. The fact that Dad does not even get up from the table when all hell breaks loose is the icing on the cake.
Can't believe Lonnie said, "It can't get any worse". Cos it did
Famous last words…..
It always does!! 😂😂😂😂
Careful what you wish for.....🤣🤣🤣
@@onesmuskalembwe1757 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I have learnt not to utter those words
When?
I don't care what nobody says about Monique she is a good damn actress and she is one of my top favorites, they need to make more movies like this with her in it!
The “is that oil” part gets me every time 😂
@@tytaylor8122 don't make me start laughing all over again 😂
@@tytaylor8122
son Justin
mom Melissa
Sister Danielle
Sister Misty
Sister Megan
Sister Michelle
She's not getting any movie roles now like her has ended because of Tyler Perry and Opera
@@lindanemnguni1621
Justin and Tracy mcClune
Melissa and Patrick Oiler
Danielle and Luis Luciano
Misty and Scott Brown
Megan and Mike Ellis
Michelle and Kevin story
Jeanette and Tyler Johnson
Kelly and Ronnie marrero
Latiana and brandyln pursley
Gabriels face when she said “i’ll get grandma” 😂 she already knew what was up
Gabrielle and Monique had me laughing so hard. I’ve watched this too many times 😂😂😂
I agree with the kids. I need to see those pictures 🤷🏽♀️😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
L😆L
We all do🤭😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahaha
Amen to that🤣
"Aunt May goin to ask you not go get grandma, imma ask you let grandma rest"😂😭😂😭😂
Lmao favorite 🤣scene
Don’t disturb Grandma, because everytime Grandma comes out something different starts to happen.😂😂
😅😅😅😅😅😂😂
😂😂😂🤣
"Is that oil?" lmfao 🤣🤣🤣
“We don’t want to impress nobody with grandma” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Monique is the best
"I'd love some ham, thank you" .... lmaooooo
I scream every time
LMFAOOOO LITERALLY 😂
😭🤣
Gabriel Union facial expressions was everything and sooo me lol 😂😂
So delusional
@@griffith4434
JUSTIN PULLIN ANS LINDSAY CASE
MOM SAY ANS STEP DAD
DANIELLE PULLIN ANS LUIS LUCIANO
MISTY BROWN ANS SCOTT BROWN
MEGANELLIS ANS MIKE ELLIS
MICHELLE OILER ANS KEVIN STORY
LATIANA LUCIANO ANS BRANDYLN PURSLEY
not a good actress. . . .
@@griffith4434 how..
@@jidowu6019 agreed
BOL...Gabriel @ 7:23 is priceless! She is killing it w/her subtle reactions throughout this entire scene!!!
3:09
"Whooooooo, Dooes thaaat-uh???"
You can see Gabrielle breaking at this part when she tucks hear head in. LOL
" Every time Grandma come out, something different starts to happen;
We don't have to impress nobody with Grandma..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cheryl's face at the end after Lonnie ran away is TOO MUCH, she was SOO mad, she had murder on her mind😂😂😂
And unlike most situations She went after Lonnie and not the other woman to which most would go after the mistress.
@@sassbrat Yep
as always lol.
Well, she was in set it off and is about that life.
@@ladennayoung2939NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT👏🏾
The way she smiled after that forehead kiss?? I would’ve been out the door
I can watch this scene over and over again and won't get tired of it,good 👌 one to all the cast, the facial expression of Christian's campaign manager when it was his turn to see the picture is hilarious 🤣 😆 😂
He turned the phone like he was going to see something extra!🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣
The way Cheryl (Kim) stab her fork in the Ham with pressure. You knew everything was about to go down.
Yeah and that’s when I would have grab my family and we would have rolled out faster than you can say pass the gravy
@@eugenequander1588 😂😂
Jordan Davis 19 down You Her
Rachel’s face when Cheryl said she’ll go get Granma! 🤣☠️
I don't care for Monique. But She was funny in this movie AND Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins
"trust me you don’t want to meet grandma"
She was in much distress 😂
Ikr😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅
Little man held his lines DOWN!
“But I didn’t get to see the pictures?! I NEED to see these pictures.! PLEASE?!! I always get treated like this.” 😂
4:43 Gabrielle’s face is priceless 😂
😂😂😂😂
Gabrielle Union face is everything. 😂😂😂
Which time? 🤣🤣🤣
@@dlolive9990 6:20
Momo going"You need to whoop his ass,that's the problem with kids nowadays"had me😂😂😂😂
DC's facial expressions 😂😂😂
Hello how are you doing ?
@@jamesmike8936 you must need some water 💧
Momo ain't never lied!
When the lil boy reach for the phone to see the pictures and Nicole smacks it 😂😂😂😂
Y’all missed him trying to pass her the blunt @ 7:32 🤣🤣
That's food
This scene will never get old 🤣
Trueeeeee
When Lonnie started asking everybody for help 😂😂😂😂
That killed me 💀☠️☠️☠️
That part gets me every single time. Like sir, you cheated on their BLOOD relative. how you think they going to help you? lol
@@rdaniels6644 lol dat part!😂🤣
Absolutely hilarious 😅!
When the sister turned her head like "Nope" 🤣😭
Christian is such a big bro. The way he was looking at Rachel and Lonnie in disgust! Lol
2:22 the look of realization that she actually showed up 💀
Imagine if Madea and Joe were sitting at the table 😂😂😂
Madea and Joe would have encouraged her to get grandma 🤣🤣🤣
@Princess lmao deadass
@@princess2520 Lol...artifacts...
😂😂😂😂
It would be world War 4 if those two was at the table 😂 😂
“is that oil??” 🤣 I love Monique.
😂🤣
One of the best acted scenes in movie history! Everybody did their part, all the way to Cheryl shooting the gun. Hilarious & perfection
Every time Monique say “awww shheeeeiiit”. I holla😂😂😂
The way Sonia turns her head is hilarious When Lonnie calls her!!😂 😃
When I tell you I was in the movie theater laughing so hard how long did it take before I realized who grandma was
Hell who is grandma
@@bigaismiserable6287 The gun
@@keaunarose9965 oh damn😭😭
@@bigaismiserable6287 Wow you are slow lol
@@zairephenom1435 Not as slow as you are trying to determine someone else’s IQ. It’s confusion and a question.
I want to see the whole movie! This scene is so good!
I watch this movie every Christmas
the rest of the movie sucks!! This was best part. In fact the entire movie resolves around leading up to this one scene.
@@millertoyal word
the irony when Lonnie himself says, "at least we know it can't get any worse!!" LOL!! Dude, for you, it's about to get a lot worse!! LOL!
Gabrielle reaction when she said "Grandma Sheryl" is priceless lol
Gabrielle is so giving me life in this scene. My favorite part of the movie!!!
I still think Kimberly Elise is so underrated
@1:55 "At least we know it can't get any worse" 🤣🤣😭😭
Right! Proceeds to get worse 🤣🤣
“Jasmine this is my family, family this is Jasmine”
“Okay we have names”
“That sister father brother sister in-law child”😂🤣😂
That part 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Names are pointless at this moment.!!😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
She really can't read a room!
Not at all they was laughing and body language was off but she kept talking 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gabrielle Union dying every time the mistress says something has me CRACKING UP!!!
This is the most EPIC Christmas dinner scene EVER! Please make more!
This is one of the best Christmas movies!! So joyful and happy and funny. So “not like a Hallmark movie”. LOL. Danny Glover is awesome. But the rest of the cast is perfect as well! I think I have an Uncle Lonnie in my family too! Will have you rolling in your seat and crying as well. You gotta watch it!!
Christie Erickson, I concur. This has become a part of my holiday movie lineup.
6:20 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
The way he hides behind Sheryl kills me every time... "your grandma Sheryl" "*nervously clears throat* its Obvious.. that.... *weezing* she misunderstood" LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Scene gets better with time😂
wait!!!!!!! ......the look the Christian gave when she handed him the phone!!!!!!!!! lololol..... that's perfect!!! lol
His face was like "this Niqqa here
"😂
2:17 lonnie's tuberculosis cough set into motion what would inevitably be the funniest black christmas dinner scene this decade
Never gets old😂😂 'Who does that?'
Ikr😂😂😂😂😂😅😅
I just can't get enough of this scene❤️😭😭, I could watch it again and again. Incredible acting👌🏾🔥🔥.
I love the simultaneous "Oh my gosh!" from the kids and then the two older ones covering the youngest's eyes. They really thought someone was about to get shot. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
If the "This Christmas" and the "Almost Christmas" casts got together that would be epic!
🎯
Facts
How do we make this happen?
@@TexasGal. I wish I knew, because that would be a lot of beautiful people on one screen. ♥️♥️♥️
Idk what season and episode but check out Family Fued with host Steve Harvey
Gabrielle at 6:18 is my favorite part throughout the entire movie! 😂😂
Hello how are you doing ?
I like how the guy has a supportive arm around her, like he just knows that she knows she fucked up and needs it lol.
Nicole Ari Parker with the assist
Her twitching afterwards is icing on the cake 🤣🤣🤣
Jordan Davis 19 at is My
The final kiss on his head gets me everytime 7:35
Kiss of Death!😂😂😂😂😂😂
This scene always makes laugh 😂
The kids are so smart.
Lol!!
❤❤❤❤❤
The Kiss of Death at 7:34 got me crying laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He tried to feed her 🥄😂😭💀
@@bmb2210 at that point dude was trynna stay alive 😅😅😅😅
True Facts!!!
@@bmb2210 I never noticed that lol 😂
Yooooo I've neva peeped that.
Rachel was looking like she wanted to go downstairs with the kids 😂 . Her facial expressions in this scene were so hilarious
" im too old for this $hit" I screamed lol
6:28 love these kids glad they got out before it got crazy.
Monique, no baby you don’t wanna meet grandma Cheryl that shit took me out😂😂😂😂
I've watched this scene now at least 30 times now but I never get tired of it.
5:24
Homeboy Chris lookin at Rachel like "Can't believe you brought this shit to dads house dinner."😂😂
Sonya’s reaction was legit the funniest out of everyone’s 😂😂😂 💀 look at how hard she turns her neck when Lonnie calls her 💀 she can barely stand him
On a regular day! Let alone the day he gets exposed for cheating 🤣 7:57 I shit
Gabriel is such a good actor. Wish she'd resume more roles. As for the other cast members, they too are exceptional.
Thanks guys.
When I tell you I’ve never watched a scene so many times.
Gabby had me ROLLING!!!!!!!!
3:33 *”IMTALKINGTOYOURSISTERABOUTPOTATOSALAD!”*
Monique steals every scene with her perfect acting and her natural way of being sassy
One of the funniest scenes in this movie 😂😂😂
Funniest scene I’ve seen in any movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@otiscalhoun4344 right 😂😂😂we were in the theatre Ctfu!!! Everybody was rollin’ lol
🤣🤣🤣🥰 They need more movies likes this.
Right...Especially during this time...😊☺
3:15 whoooo does that 😂😂😂
All these women at the dinner table are absolutely divine in beauty and in greatness.
Monique always nails her parts.
Is that oil? 💀
As usual
"No baby, you don't wanna meet grandma Cheryl"
Sonia is me in real life. I felt that head turn.😂😂😂😂
7:40 she looked so attractive walking away. Just had to put that out there, goodnight✌🏾😂