Garnt Draws a Dong

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From episode 28: • Are Online Friends REA...
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[@THawk108]

Now THATS a rock solid missile drawing

[@slein1055]

Stahp!

[@theverbalasymptote8332]

Absolutely rock hard

[@NOTZeroBlank]

Guess whats also rock hard

[@NOTZeroBlank]

also 888th like

[@THawk108]

@@NOTZeroBlank lets fuckin goooo

[@nineclouds5689]

Ah yes, Classic Garnt moment

[@gabegillespie8172]

Classic grant moment

[@coolpanda6471]

Classic GaNTR moment

[@muhamaddanial5376]

Classic GiggUK moment

[@teratomaskyline9866]

@@coolpanda6471 YES

[@lousellas571]

Mind if I ask the source of your PFP? Or what the char's name is and from where she is from.

[@feldspar24]

thats why you make the head pointy

[@TheGigachad159]

Dictator

[@justinthawsetmyo4173]

Pointy dong

[@keps3934]

@@ProjectTaker Wait, why does it have that rounded shape? Is it because it helps it thrust into the air easily?

[@prodigypenn]

@@ProjectTaker I would have though it was a bomb, it looks kind of similar to the MOAB

[@NotTheHeroStudios]

Make it MORE pointy

[@TyRae_Turner]

"The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't."

[@RayquaSr.]

"by subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where is is, whichever is greater the onboard computer guidance system arrives at a, deviation"

[@sandman6439]

I’m getting ptsd from reading this. I thought I had buried This basic information that is used in my everyday life.

[@TheHolyM249]

"I am not in my target right now, so how do I fix that?"

[@TheSpacecraftX]

If I made it this far with no idea I’d totally quote that.

[@Bogdan221192]

I think this is the best of remixes:
czcams.com/video/yYG2Dlm-7UQ/video.html

[@UnknowinglyDerpy]

People say that Garnt leaving the BBC was when the Timeline Diverges, but no. Had he aced this interview he would’ve never needed to join the BBC in the first place

[@fsdds1488]

Then there will be a BAE timeline where Garnt quite youtube and work on the lastest long range missile technology, which got stolen by Kremlin, following a misfire event where the safety mechanism failed because Garnt fall asleep due to watching domestic girlfriend the night before and created a flawed design a nuclear explosion happened in one of the Russian missile silo, it caused panic in Kremlin and triggered the nuclear retaliation mechanism, eventually leading to worldwide nuclear war, Garnt mysteriously survived the apocalypse and in the nuclear shelter the deeply regretted man started to build a time machine, hoping to revert the past and not joining the BAE systems.

[@Raging-Lion]

I don't like the use of BBC within this context 😭😭😭😭😭

[@avilancer2516]

@@Raging-Lion The real BBC timeline

[@ellusiv5121]

Oh shit, new timeline unlocked

[@mikebar42]

What BBC are we talking about

[@mr.m3728]

Ah... A normal jojo fan thought stream.

[@OlivettiLinea98TypeWriter]

He’s a second Bazos

[@transformersrevenge9]

Bloody stream.

[@gtgjthhtjgtg2309]

​​@@transformersrevenge9std stream

[@jojoseverydayadventure5819]

That caught me off guard

[@Reda2k23]

You have JOJO in ur fucking name, U should have expected this, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!

[@RandomLelouchFan]

911 likes

[@kirantruter6218]

"We just need you to explain the basics of how a missile functions"
*draws target square and missile with line pointed to target square*
"YOU'RE FUCKIN HIRED" 🤝

[@MrLumiere222]

the serious man watching garnt's drawing:
-A penis missile, that's really intimidating, this man is a genius.

[@_Asleep_]

*Care package incoming*

[@yaqootmirza7389]

Joeys laughter here always kills me

[@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates]

"It has to be pointy!"

[@mrnightprime]

Supreme leader

[@abcdefgh-hz6pk]

But the shape of head has nothing to do with the aerodynamic Supreme leader

[@LizzieShiro]

As a graduate, I’ve been looking for a job for over a year now. It’s been hard. Recently screwed up an interview. This video was a needed laugh.

[@jacktom3799]

Same im not usually nervous but i fucked up an interview 2 days ago and that will haunt me for YEARS

[@randomcommenter8057]

Did you get a job yet?

[@aaronsound]

You peeps got one?

[@ricunaude6598]

Oh yee. I forgot. Grant has a MASTERS IN ENGINEERING.

[@ChillExpressions]

He fucks around a lot but is actually the smartest out of the three

[@alejandromolina7270]

The older man's reaction to Garnt's drawing only tells me that he has seen many penis missiles.

[@animeboy-qy5sq]

is no one gonna comment how even torpedoes got their shape ??? Like its been used ever since and people wonder how it also even get that shape

[@samable668]

They are areodynamic

[@kingdedede1066]

Hydrodynamics

[@ItsShotoTodoroki]

That's a girthy looking missile 😂

[@TyVaughnB]

Joey dying from laughter is just the cherry on top of this story😂😂😂

[@Kyoshi32]

Afterwards he should have asked to have a word with the younger guy and ask him, "When you inevitably share this story with your colleagues, please do me a favor. Instead of a 2 or 3 ft missile, please tell then it was a 9 to 12 ft missile instead. Thanks man, I appreciate it"

[@sterling0heart]

At least it's got a flared base

[@NaramSinofAkkad790]

All the best missiles are flared. You know. For safety.

[@cheskaarana6097]

In preschool, I was called in after class by my teacher to ask me why I drew something on the back of my book. I don't remember how she phrased it but I got it from her tone that she's serious and concerned. I just kept saying I just drew a rocket because I loved science and rockets back then. I drew the rocket vertically and probably, looking back, a lil phallic (because how else could you draw a rocket that is non-phallic?).
Looking back, I think my teacher thought it meant something psychological and concerned if I'm being m*lested on the low as a child. Good for her for being genuinely concerned for someone's wellbeing but lol.

[@LaroonDynasty]

“Can you explain how a missile works?”
“Oh yeah, sure. You have a target, and the missile goes to the target”
Was this an interview to get into middle school?

[@controlcon]

I mean he clearly was oversimplifying the story lmao, not like he can go into details, plus this was years ago so he's probably forgotten

[@mattmichael2441]

@@controlcon to say nothing of the story the drawing (what it depicts, not how it’s draw) looks like it’s from a elementary or middle school kids explanation. Also it’s very likely he could go into details if he wanted to. It’s not like their telling every recent college grad they interview secrets.

[@igarashi3994]

@@mattmichael2441 go and watch the whole fucking podcast then you can't expect him to explain the whole thing in a short don't you guys have any work other then being a expert on social media

[@LofiLoliCatGirl]

The 2nd sentence makes me think dirty and i dont like that

[@Hell_O7]

@@igarashi3994 Matt is supporting Garnt, not against him

[@rrett44556]

Hit em with the classic "the missile knows where it is because it knows where it isnt"

[@theoldpokemonsage3067]

Bold choice. You're hired.

[@ilee_]

My last name is "dong"

[@omarbautista541]

That missile wasn't going to work because it will bounce back

[@Khizar_kt]

In an alternate timeline garnt created missiles and destroyed all the crusts

[@yaqootmirza7389]

I have to say im loving these shorts!! Keep them coming!!

[@justsomeguywithamustache3489]

Should've went the classic "The missile knows where it is, because it knows where it isn't."

[@izuku8292]

You need to make it pointy

[@a8er]

Reference intended? xD

[@weirdogirl3376]

I think they were expecting him to draw the inside of a missile to show how it ticks.

[@arrielradja5522]

Its a DONG feng missile

[@Hepheat75]

Garnt has unintentionally become cultured

[@SirrisFox]

Elder POV: That's basically how I got here.

[@m-g5remoticadoalecjoshuaa.606]

That ain't a predator missile, that's a whole damn care package LOL 😂

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

Just tell the interviewer, "The missile knows where it is." Well you know the rest.

[@smeyely]

Garnt needs a mangaka training video lol

[@hannahali1787]

I can see why the old guy was very into it now…

[@Dimitri29]

Noo

[@Gandalfthewhat]

He went from this to the BBC 🥵

[@aurorazarya7482]

The dong knows where it is at all times.

[@spaghettigal]

I thought the joke was that he just drew a missile instead of explaining how it works but it was so much better

[@MasterBot98]

The old guy, is a fucking professional.

[@Razzying]

Look, i didnt expect it to look like an actual penis with fins.
I laughed so hard at that drawing.

[@shuuya_ch]

i like to imagine he took the picture mid interview

[@zilsys]

I see nothing wrong. Missiles are a pissing contest. 😤

[@bootortle]

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation.

[@nomoreheretics]

Ah yes, I've also accidentally drawn control systems diagrams that look like massive dongs

[@BuzzBiez]

Connor adlibbing just makes this way better

[@alexoltl]

the older serious guy approved it

[@scrollingdownaswespeak]

I mean Hahahaha 😂

[@emma_nutella58]

“You see gentlemen this design is very accurate and allows better aerodynamic, better accuracy”

[@user-qr4jf4tv2x]

the missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't

[@tribopower]

"The missile knows where it is, because it is where it isn't"

[@AcesPrune]

He understood the assignment

[@Turtle_Inc]

The missile knows where it is by knowing where it isn't

[@krlost4405]

How missiles work?
It gets hot and shoot into the air.
The drawing is accurate.

[@WalletWorrier]

I was NOT expecting it to be the phallic 😂

[@NikhilKumar-wf4gk]

Imagine being nuked by a big pinus

[@trevorsreya8277]

Imagine all the technical classes you had to take to get a job at a missile company, and at the job interview they want to know what you learned in art class.

[@astreastar-]

Honestly, that's one way to stand out and make them remember you more

[@SohamMajumderr]

Most gigguk moment ever

[@InvalidSE2]

The missile knows where it is at all times

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

And the fucking BROAD explanation of how a missile works, too.
It hits target

[@lloydcarmona5726]

"Now I know how this looks like"

[@soudipchanda2884]

This the best story I've heard on the podcast

[@mrstickman1299]

Ahhhh, this got me laughing out loud at 2am, damn, thats funny

[@thomasthetoadsage]

That is why the missiles need to have a point. Garnt should have watched the dictator lol

[@silentkaine9352]

People say rocket science is hard but you just draw this apparently

[@androidynamit]

LMAO HE AIN'T KIDDING WHEN HE SAID MISSILE

[@duxangus]

Ahh the return of the phallic structure, WITH A VENGENCE

[@BenTheSkeleton]

Thats got to be the funniest thing I have seen all week xD

[@rashaadali7380]

Havent laughed so much in a while. 10/10

[@angelicsailor1st]

Next time just draw an arrow oh my godddd

[@livedandletdie]

Yup I would say oh it's a fueled chunk of metal and stuff with some sort of guidance system preprogrammed into it, and then when it reaches it's target it goes Boom...

[@acearcane9157]

The way gigguk telll a story is just too good

[@RamnaViaz]

So he's the one that gave Dr. Evil that design.

[@rafaelcalmon2858]

I'm so glad Garnt had the picture to show! :D

[@blueberry_muffin6475]

"you can not fight your instinct"

[@rage_2000]

Man, you’re about to kill someone with that thing

[@Fresh6960]

"Oh my"

[@charlesfail8531]

Meanwhile they were laughing as they meant how it achieves propulsion

[@Moonstone-Redux]

I was thinking more on the guidance and stabilisation system.

[@GravitasZero]

Now that’s a missile we can all get behind

[@Karmasu_L]

“I this your opinion on a certain retail store?“

[@RenneVangr]

In what world would drawing that land you a job 😂

[@thesleepydot]

dude i havent cry-laughed like this in so long 😂😂😂😂😂

[@malikhaidar]

That's just nuclear nadal.

[@AIMLESS-NAMELESS]

The missle knows where it is because it knows where it isn’t

[@dylanmedeiros9696]

That was a fukn good 359am laugh I needed

[@musicman_hd607]

me using all of my willpower to not say "the missile knows where it is..." in the interview.

[@S3verance]

They should have hired him on the spot

[@draco1803]

Bro shouldve drawn a hellfire. Easiest missile to draw

[@videoloversful]

NEON ARMSTRONG CYCLONE MISSILE ARMSTRONG

[@kamo7293]

he wasn't lying goddamn

[@MischeviousGP]

The missle knows where it is, because it knows where it isn't...

[@MugenKitsune]

I think what really sells it is the fact that the “torpedo” has a slant to it, making it more like a limp torpedo lol

[@Leemasterflex]

Glad this story exists so Garnt’s work wouldn’t be building highly destructive weapons

[@damon2772nomad]

Well...I can't say you're wrong. That giant rocket would destroy that little box.

[@MaximeLafreniere433]

There is just him to do this accidentally...

[@Y4kun0]

I watched this next to my grandma who doesn't understand english💀💀💀