The fact that Jack's willing to just... put out a video like this, that's essentially one big shitpost masquerading as a review, is extremely funny AND extremely respectable.
Seeing the death counter on "Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo" gave me the exact same kind of whiplash as the wife arm timer in the Bionic Commando video but in like the opposite direction
Plays game designed for literal babies. Death count appears in corner. Count rapidly climbs to 777. Refuses to elaborate. Boots up famous edutainment game Sleeping Dogs. Jack's intellect truly is operating on a level that the rest of us can't comprehend.
I'm really glad Bumbles censored the deaths in the Putt Putt section sometimes seeing a character die just gets you and seeing that counter gets so high really shows he's putting himself on the line to protect our eyes from all that baby animal death
It's actually the number of times HE died. You probably don't play a lot of Putt Putt, clearly, but those games can get BRUTAL on the lower difficulties
I love the implication that jack has SO MANY diplomas that he eats one for breakfast every day. Either this man was smart enough to invent time travel and consistently steal diplomas from himself, or hes so smart that he regularly gets diplomas in the mail.
Bumbles is just too smart for these games and online tests to handle. That's the only reason he failed most of these. Also, 10:05 I'm so glad that line exists.
Seeing a Death Counter in the corner of the Putt-Putt section was the most jarring thing I've seen in a Bumbles McFumbles video since the Wife Arm Countdown
How to become smart: 1. Touch yourself (brain age) 2. Touch yourself again (big brain academy) 3. Operation: PETA strikes back (Putt putt saves the zoo) 4. Spin the block (Sleeping dogs) 5. You're not being a millionaire (who wants to be a millionaire) 6. You're scraping the bottom of the barrel (free IQ test)
"Think of a number. That's how easy it is to manipulate the small-minded" _Meanwhile, me just looking at the apps on my desktop and checking discord, completely disconnected from every event in my life momentarily_
@@PepeutraAnd my joke was that he said to think of a number, and part of that is thinking, which is something people do at all times, so dispite not thinking of a number you still did what he asked.
Hi, certified *second* smartest man on earth here. I’ve come to confirm that yes, Mr. McFumbles is in fact the smartest man on earth and it is my honor to be situated beneath him on the hierarchy of smartypantses
I really needed a laugh like this today, Jack you are a state treasure (and you will be a national treasure once we find a way to launch Boston into the middle of the ocean and make it its own country)
I remember prioritizing Brain Training's the speed measuring over actually becoming smart so I just sped through the reading a book section without actually paying attention to the words. That's the only way I got rocket speed.
Real talk though you make fun videos that bring a smile to my face. Thanks Bumbles for being cool. And yes you are smart as hell, the way you write your scripts is actually really clever. Thanks Bumbles.
I found you rather recently, through your Punch-Out Cheaters videos of course, and I gotta say you are easily one of the most entertaining video game CZcamsrs I've come across in recent times. Your humor and jokes are absolute gold, and make it so the videos are never boring. This video is a prime example. You managed to make a video review talking about Educational Games and gave me more chuckles and laughs than that concept should have. "Do something you quadratic f*ck!" in particular had me gasping for air I was laughing so much. And they're not just entertaining, its clear you put a lot of effort into dialogue and research, the Punch Out videos being prime examples, as you brought up several rules that I, a boxing fan, wouldn't have even thought of. Despite being a tad newer to these style of videos, you've nailed them and I look forward to the future videos you make!
Unironically , I did learn to read thanks to video games. Parents taught me to sound out words, Mario, Final Fantasy, and Secret of Mana taught me how to flex those muscles. Gotta figure out how to read if you want to know what’s happening in the game.
The gang sign was also wrong which means you've angered that gang, and their rival gangs. I hope you're prepared to face their algebraic wrath, Mr. McFumbles.
fun fact about these games or really any game on the DS that asks you to write on your screen. The way the DS reads your writing isn't so much based on the end result but in large part based on your strokes. So for example writing a 4 starting from the bottom, up, then down and right VS starting on the right then going left, up and down are read as two completely different inputs. This is the main reason it's so finicky with this system. Usually, you find a way of drawing a specific letter or number that the software recognizes consistently, but it's very specific and seems random. The best example of this is how the system reads cursive lettering way better than it has any right to, because stroke patterns in cursive are so consistent.
Of course, The Smartest Man On Planet Earth™️ knows that "pride is a sin" refers to arrogance, vanity, self-absorption, braggadocio. Seeing as how you're The Smartest Man On Planet Earth™️, you also already know to keep yourself humble. EDIT: 1:25 Never mind, you don't know that the stork Does sex your parents to make you.
The tag team of N and Reshiram can be recruited on Pokemon Masters EX. Dont remember who got teamed up with Zekrom but its probably there somewhere too.
16:47 Was that a reference to the Who Wants To Be King of the Jungle game on the Lion King 1 ½ DVD? A man after my own heart! *EDIT:* Didn’t watch through to end yet when I commented. What a pleasant surprise to see the _actual game_ here.
One thing I love about this channel is that, yeah, sure, it doesn’t get nearly as many views as it deserves. But the people that watch it? We KNOW that when a new bumble video drops that we’re in for a treat. His videos don’t get the number of views they get because thats just how many people the algorithm happened to push it to. No, when a bumble video has 50k views it’s because we saw it drop on our feed and rubbed our hands together like a cartoon villain ready to pounce
Video games really do help us learn things rather than just people see it as mindless entertainment. If they play some puzzle games or something like Brain Age, really does help us increase our intelligence.
The fact that Jack's willing to just... put out a video like this, that's essentially one big shitpost masquerading as a review, is extremely funny AND extremely respectable.
Seeing the death counter on "Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo" gave me the exact same kind of whiplash as the wife arm timer in the Bionic Commando video but in like the opposite direction
I only ever played the demo so that death counter threw me off as well.
“Do something you quadratic fuck” is a phrase I didn’t realize I needed until now
Plays game designed for literal babies.
Death count appears in corner.
Count rapidly climbs to 777.
Refuses to elaborate.
Boots up famous edutainment game Sleeping Dogs.
Jack's intellect truly is operating on a level that the rest of us can't comprehend.
the writing vaguely implies its times he died while playing, but even then it could mean *anything*
Dude was so bad at Putt-Putt, he turned it into a Sierra game!
I just know from that title alone that we're in for a good video.
Tbf it's a bumbles video, so it's gonna be good either way
I'm really glad Bumbles censored the deaths in the Putt Putt section sometimes seeing a character die just gets you and seeing that counter gets so high really shows he's putting himself on the line to protect our eyes from all that baby animal death
It's actually the number of times HE died.
You probably don't play a lot of Putt Putt, clearly, but those games can get BRUTAL on the lower difficulties
I love the implication that jack has SO MANY diplomas that he eats one for breakfast every day. Either this man was smart enough to invent time travel and consistently steal diplomas from himself, or hes so smart that he regularly gets diplomas in the mail.
Bumbles is just too smart for these games and online tests to handle. That's the only reason he failed most of these. Also, 10:05 I'm so glad that line exists.
Very true.
Seeing a Death Counter in the corner of the Putt-Putt section was the most jarring thing I've seen in a Bumbles McFumbles video since the Wife Arm Countdown
How to become smart:
1. Touch yourself (brain age)
2. Touch yourself again (big brain academy)
3. Operation: PETA strikes back
(Putt putt saves the zoo)
4. Spin the block (Sleeping dogs)
5. You're not being a millionaire (who wants to be a millionaire)
6. You're scraping the bottom of the barrel (free IQ test)
I sure do love touching myself
My brain must be massive with how much I touch myself.
As a certified genius, Jack should test his skills in The Impossible Quiz.
Seeing Putt Putt footage have a death counter dealt max psychic damage, I won't lie. No clue what that game is, but I fear it. Great vid
It's a point-and-click adventure with no fail states or soft locks.
"Think of a number. That's how easy it is to manipulate the small-minded"
_Meanwhile, me just looking at the apps on my desktop and checking discord, completely disconnected from every event in my life momentarily_
That's where he got you, your brain operated meaning you thought
@@segadoeswhatnintendont The joke is that he did not in fact manipulate my mind into thinking of a number because I wasn't paying attention
@@PepeutraAnd my joke was that he said to think of a number, and part of that is thinking, which is something people do at all times, so dispite not thinking of a number you still did what he asked.
@@segadoeswhatnintendont brother it's been 9 months what side quest were you doing before this
It's such a shame that the algorithm is so inconsisent with this guy. He's so entertaining
Hi, certified *second* smartest man on earth here. I’ve come to confirm that yes, Mr. McFumbles is in fact the smartest man on earth and it is my honor to be situated beneath him on the hierarchy of smartypantses
I really needed a laugh like this today, Jack you are a state treasure (and you will be a national treasure once we find a way to launch Boston into the middle of the ocean and make it its own country)
That Two Best Friends Play reference hit right in the nostalgia feels.
I remember prioritizing Brain Training's the speed measuring over actually becoming smart so I just sped through the reading a book section without actually paying attention to the words. That's the only way I got rocket speed.
you created cool hat paul of course you're a genius
Real talk though you make fun videos that bring a smile to my face. Thanks Bumbles for being cool. And yes you are smart as hell, the way you write your scripts is actually really clever. Thanks Bumbles.
I found you rather recently, through your Punch-Out Cheaters videos of course, and I gotta say you are easily one of the most entertaining video game CZcamsrs I've come across in recent times. Your humor and jokes are absolute gold, and make it so the videos are never boring. This video is a prime example. You managed to make a video review talking about Educational Games and gave me more chuckles and laughs than that concept should have. "Do something you quadratic f*ck!" in particular had me gasping for air I was laughing so much. And they're not just entertaining, its clear you put a lot of effort into dialogue and research, the Punch Out videos being prime examples, as you brought up several rules that I, a boxing fan, wouldn't have even thought of. Despite being a tad newer to these style of videos, you've nailed them and I look forward to the future videos you make!
Bumbles when makeing this Vid : I am so smart.
I am so smart.
I am so smart.
I am so smart.
S-M-R-T...
I mean S-M-A-R-T.
XD
I had a big dumb smile on my face the entire time I watched this video. Never change, Jack.
Factually true title
This should be shown in classes across the world, I FELT my brain getting smarter!
Can't believe BjackmcFjack killed 777 innocent animals in Putt-Putt saves the zoo...
The last thing I expected from this video was the Lion King 1 1/2 DVD game.
Like literally, I made a list, it was at the bottom.
18:53 and here I thought myself and Schaffrillas were two of the only nine people on the planet to know what that even is
Finding your channel has been one of the most pleasant surprises of this entire year.
18:33 I don't know why Jack shouting this In a different room from his mic found me
Unironically , I did learn to read thanks to video games. Parents taught me to sound out words, Mario, Final Fantasy, and Secret of Mana taught me how to flex those muscles. Gotta figure out how to read if you want to know what’s happening in the game.
I wonder how big FuLum’s brain is #FuLummoments
you think he's joking about the death counter in the putt putt section
he isn't
not even two minutes in and this is already one of my favorite video of yours
A sentient car wouldn't have a pet dog... that's stupid. It'd have like a pet moped or something
I don't know what I learned, but I certainly learned something.
I never thought I'd watch a video where Brain Age, Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo, Sleeping Dogs, and buzzfeed quizzes were all done and SOMEHOW on theme
clean outro, your vids only get better
There's nothing more imposing than a Death Counter silently appearing over Putt Putt footage
Finnaly, someone who also appreciates Putt Putt Saves teh Zoo
oh my GOD the transition was a bunch of "genius" cards you're KIDDING me i LOVE you bumbles.
The gang sign was also wrong which means you've angered that gang, and their rival gangs.
I hope you're prepared to face their algebraic wrath, Mr. McFumbles.
I mean I used to do Reader Rabbit and Clue Finders a lot. I actually had to be pulled away from Clue Finders when I was determined to beat Set.
fun fact about these games or really any game on the DS that asks you to write on your screen. The way the DS reads your writing isn't so much based on the end result but in large part based on your strokes. So for example writing a 4 starting from the bottom, up, then down and right VS starting on the right then going left, up and down are read as two completely different inputs. This is the main reason it's so finicky with this system. Usually, you find a way of drawing a specific letter or number that the software recognizes consistently, but it's very specific and seems random.
The best example of this is how the system reads cursive lettering way better than it has any right to, because stroke patterns in cursive are so consistent.
List every PHD you have
The best PHD, the second best PHD, theoretical physics, and the one i bought on ebay for $12 and a toothy BJ
A theoretical degree in physics
The smart one
The list would be too long for mortals to read
He's got a PHD in One Piece Grand Adventure
Seeing only 2 scenes from Endless Ocean is enough to make me go wacky. Love the video!
you know bumbles is smart because he pursued a career on youtube!
I used to love playing the Lion King 1 and a half trivia. Love that you played it!
This was a experience
I quite literally did not think of a number. I’m so dumb, I outsmart you.
why is the putt putt death count over 3/4 of 1,000
There's a really tricky jump
0:46 I agree the quadratic formula is a gang sign
Of course, The Smartest Man On Planet Earth™️ knows that "pride is a sin" refers to arrogance, vanity, self-absorption, braggadocio.
Seeing as how you're The Smartest Man On Planet Earth™️, you also already know to keep yourself humble.
EDIT: 1:25 Never mind, you don't know that the stork Does sex your parents to make you.
The tag team of N and Reshiram can be recruited on Pokemon Masters EX. Dont remember who got teamed up with Zekrom but its probably there somewhere too.
Well duh!! Your brilliance was never in doubt, Jack! I don't subscribe to losers with less than a 5 diget IQ.
Bumbles mcfumbles our favorite muesum curater... this will be your job title from henceforth.
I love playing these brain exercise games.....makes me feel smart about myself
Dont worry! Your so smart, just like my fish! Hes so smart he wont move!!!
13:38 I'M MONEY SMART, MAKES ME MORE INTELLIGENT
Yeah, this is probably my favorite Bumbles video.
16:47 Was that a reference to the Who Wants To Be King of the Jungle game on the Lion King 1 ½ DVD? A man after my own heart!
*EDIT:* Didn’t watch through to end yet when I commented. What a pleasant surprise to see the _actual game_ here.
HE’S PLAYING BIG BOY BOXING!! MY COMMENT WORKED!!
3:39 Sakurai!!! You said it had to originate from video games!
One thing I love about this channel is that, yeah, sure, it doesn’t get nearly as many views as it deserves. But the people that watch it? We KNOW that when a new bumble video drops that we’re in for a treat. His videos don’t get the number of views they get because thats just how many people the algorithm happened to push it to. No, when a bumble video has 50k views it’s because we saw it drop on our feed and rubbed our hands together like a cartoon villain ready to pounce
Holy shit we got a hair length reval, this'll be a great video
love a man with long hair
That math equation in the beginning is the equation to find the X-Intercepts for a parabola
THIS VIDEO IS 900% FACTS
I'm so happy Jack knows Humongous Entertainment exists. :D
never... watched an episode of spongebob? but... you said... you said... i don't know what to believe anymore...
the man is back
Yes! Yes! New video! Yes! Thanks father Cristhmas
you should see how much infractions in big boy boxing when it comes out
You didnt even have to play fastest finger first
21:31 great to hear that the zaibatsu still mind worm their way in
13:38 of course hes not book smart. hes money smart! makes him more intelligent, you know
Endless Ocean at 3:15 gave me whiplash I haven’t thought of that in so long
Good job.
When I saw the thumbnail I knew I had to watch
I feel like I learned something from this video but darn if I know what it is
Hi! Would you consider making a video on ethics violations in research and OSHA done by Aperature Science in Portals?
12/10 you're best work!!!!
I love the new outro!
12:46 the death counter is extremely ominous and I'm scared
1:05 - I LOVE Reader Rabbit
I just noticed the No More Heroes outro is no more.
I really like the new one, but it shall be missed
I wasn't expecting a Two Best Friebds play clip in this video...
Took me awhile to recognize the voice.
Took me awhile to recognize the title.
I hope you did Professor Layton, they have a great movie.
This episode is about to be a banger
sunseed genius loci mentioned
Video games really do help us learn things rather than just people see it as mindless entertainment. If they play some puzzle games or something like Brain Age, really does help us increase our intelligence.
I think you may have just fried my brain with all that intelligence!
He do be the big brain man
oh man that's a cool new outro, i will miss the yu-gi-oh card one tho.
I legit stopped thinking for like 5 seconds when you told me to think of a number
so guess im not small minded than
Very good
Yes you are Bumbles, yes you are.
I had all of them and even the SEGA version named Brain Assist.
HELL YEAH, PUT-PUT
Brainage finally showing people the truth there is no 4
You should take a look at humongous entertainment library