Calling Scammers With Their Exact Script

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  • čas přidán 26. 02. 2021
  • Scammers are used to reading their script to unsuspecting victims but what happens when you read them the same exact script they're reading right back to them?
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  • @Astrobay13
    @Astrobay13 Před 3 lety +24684

    Scammer: "Hello, it appears we owe you 300$"
    Kitboga: "Hello, it appears we owe you 300$"
    Scammer:"Holy shit, todays my luck day. What do I need to do?"

    • @BladedBlanket
      @BladedBlanket Před 3 lety +432

      LMAOOOO you just made my week!

    • @michaelcallison1157
      @michaelcallison1157 Před 3 lety +39

      Lol

    • @csquaredfilms
      @csquaredfilms Před 3 lety +25

      @@_JoeVer your matursi pfp makes your name even more cursed

    • @_JoeVer
      @_JoeVer Před 3 lety +58

      @@csquaredfilms whats wrong with having GOD as my pfp? 0_0)

    • @Qabra-
      @Qabra- Před 2 lety +70

      @@_JoeVer Jesus christ is the rabbit hole following me now? I swear I was just watching a couple scambaiting videos and I'll go back to hololive

  • @shubsingh479
    @shubsingh479 Před 3 lety +5643

    "yeah I use a motherfu****"
    "Sir, I'm not familiar with that operating system"
    LMAO

    • @Echownz
      @Echownz Před 3 lety +190

      Its maybe Linux

    • @lunayoshi
      @lunayoshi Před 3 lety +192

      Kitboga is sharp as a tack with those responses, man. LOL.

    • @agoddamnferret
      @agoddamnferret Před 3 lety +37

      @@Echownz lol right? I mean there's Hannah Montana linux so who fucking knows

    • @83delgado
      @83delgado Před 3 lety +19

      Kit is one smooth operator.

    • @MrFishateyokids
      @MrFishateyokids Před 3 lety +1

      When

  • @aminaa5824
    @aminaa5824 Před 11 měsíci +1503

    They are more friendly with you when they believe you’re scamming them than when they believe you’re an old woman

    • @tenormdness
      @tenormdness Před 5 měsíci +61

      They respect the hustle?

    • @GiGitteru
      @GiGitteru Před 5 měsíci +118

      Indian men will respect anything before a woman, I say that as an Indian myself

    • @Nightwalk444
      @Nightwalk444 Před 5 měsíci +21

      @@GiGitteru fkin based

    • @detective2221
      @detective2221 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@GiGitteru They're ultra based then.

    • @NeiasaurusCreations
      @NeiasaurusCreations Před měsícem +10

      @@detective2221 What's not based is being an incel or indian tho.

  • @Krystalmyth
    @Krystalmyth Před rokem +4830

    The scary part is Kit would make a genuinely effective scammer if he was on the side of evil.

    • @celerispaghetti7495
      @celerispaghetti7495 Před rokem +162

      How do you know he's not? *PlotTwistMusic.exe*

    • @3_ormorecharacters
      @3_ormorecharacters Před rokem +115

      ​@@celerispaghetti7495 you mean .mp3?

    • @redlunatic2224
      @redlunatic2224 Před rokem +131

      ​@Sniper that's the plot twist: it's not just music!

    • @Mark19829
      @Mark19829 Před rokem +43

      he just needs to work on his American accent some more

    • @keilarodriguez100
      @keilarodriguez100 Před rokem +13

      The scammer is giving all the questions that all of all should ask when one of those people call us let’s learn 😊

  • @TarianJEDTech
    @TarianJEDTech Před 3 lety +17941

    He literally does the script better than any of the scammers.

    • @LovingTheCountryLife-fp2ef
      @LovingTheCountryLife-fp2ef Před 3 lety +717

      It's the improv that gets me. I've been watching him for over a year and have not gotten bored.

    • @blazeron12
      @blazeron12 Před 3 lety +407

      He has way more experience than entire scam centers.

    • @dylanzrim3635
      @dylanzrim3635 Před 3 lety +74

      Most scambaiters started in said game themselves

    • @nicholasdiehl7368
      @nicholasdiehl7368 Před 3 lety +114

      He's so nice and the backgrounds make it funnier

    • @garyberger9257
      @garyberger9257 Před 3 lety +21

      @@nicholasdiehl7368 lol Kitboata

  • @sampleee
    @sampleee Před 3 lety +14396

    they're better at pretending to fall for the scams than actually doing the scams

  • @Arclight1988
    @Arclight1988 Před rokem +800

    To be fair this guy is about 7x more polite than the scammers he calls.

    • @tree-stuffer
      @tree-stuffer Před 7 měsíci +14

      13:42 "Great. You are doing great so far. This is really complicated stuff, but you're following along like a champ."
      After giving some of the most simple instructions and then following it up with a severe emphasis on basic words while talking slowly like it's almost too much for the guy to grasp. 🤌

    • @emmakaisa27
      @emmakaisa27 Před 4 měsíci +2

      He is only polite because he knows he doesn't have a chance of stealing money

    • @deborahminter6231
      @deborahminter6231 Před 3 měsíci

      😅

    • @chaos2232
      @chaos2232 Před 6 dny +1

      777 likes. Had to ruin it.

  • @Scott...
    @Scott... Před 9 měsíci +449

    I like how the first scammer said the predicted responses exactly, meaning he either fell for it for a while or by association started following the wrong side of the script. Either way, that’s some serious Looney Tunes stuff right there.

    • @Tylar122
      @Tylar122 Před 8 měsíci +15

      It was funny as but it’s not that deep bro

    • @aday4evr
      @aday4evr Před 8 měsíci +42

      ​@@Tylar122their comment isn't deep either..? Like did you mistake long for deep or?

    • @maremike2691
      @maremike2691 Před 8 měsíci +8

      ​@Tylar122 that's what she said.

    • @Tylar122
      @Tylar122 Před 7 měsíci +16

      @@aday4evr There was a comment that's now been deleted that going into a psychoanalysis of the scammer and why he went along with it

    • @arostwocents
      @arostwocents Před 6 měsíci +1

      The script programmes you to answer with the options given - it's not open questions.

  • @AnAmericanComposer
    @AnAmericanComposer Před 3 lety +35225

    Had an evil idea for an episode... I'm not sure how much you can alter the voice changer, but it would be hilarious to slowly shift the voice of your character over the course of like two hours so that you turn from a woman's voice into a man's, or vice versa. Slowly enough that the caller wouldn't hear it in real time but that can be heard very clearly when compared over an hour.

    • @xMarrilliamsx
      @xMarrilliamsx Před 3 lety +2054

      lol, that'd be amazing XD

    • @smokey4049
      @smokey4049 Před 3 lety +864

      That’s a great idea haha would be funny 2 see

    • @oliveryt7168
      @oliveryt7168 Před 3 lety +341

      Cool idea.

    • @quxzi5187
      @quxzi5187 Před 3 lety +164

      Dude I had this exact idea like six months ago lil

    • @rhylinzux
      @rhylinzux Před 3 lety +78

      Oh, so like Longmont Potion Castle style?

  • @KitbogaShow
    @KitbogaShow  Před 3 lety +5735

    This is John Smith from the billing department how can I help you today?

    • @thenamesgabe03
      @thenamesgabe03 Před 3 lety +12

      Lol

    • @TheJusnic82
      @TheJusnic82 Před 3 lety +211

      Hi John Smith I'd like my refund pls

    • @thenamesgabe03
      @thenamesgabe03 Před 3 lety +10

      Hope you are doing well!

    • @silentprayers728
      @silentprayers728 Před 3 lety +56

      Hold on, first I have to grab my laptop from my fridge.

    • @lilawhan9838
      @lilawhan9838 Před 3 lety +20

      Hello John Smith yes I am having a problem with my computer saying I am due to get my refund back of $299.99 dollars

  • @carlossjourneythroughlife2647

    Scammer: Enjoys scaming people all day
    Scammer: Gets angry when someone else scams them

  • @cookiecreeperplayz
    @cookiecreeperplayz Před rokem +441

    I feel like the scammers were trying to poke holes in the script thinking they were messing up another scammer, without realizing it was their script lmao

  • @Canady117
    @Canady117 Před 2 lety +5534

    It's hilarious how annoyed they are, clearly knowing you're reading a crap script and trying to scam them, yet they cannot fathom that this is how we see all of them.

    • @archebaldmurlok449
      @archebaldmurlok449 Před rokem +246

      i suspect they understand on some capacity and just keep on. a job is a job

    • @jeanieolahful
      @jeanieolahful Před rokem +110

      And they don’t hang up! Lol

    • @rollanddev
      @rollanddev Před rokem +113

      I think it's like when some creatures are confronted to a mirror and they lack the intellectual complexity to recognize their own image.

    • @JanieBee
      @JanieBee Před rokem +33

      @@archebaldmurlok449 a crime is a crime*

    • @archebaldmurlok449
      @archebaldmurlok449 Před rokem +6

      @@JanieBee a job is a crime

  • @CMehltretter
    @CMehltretter Před 2 lety +5128

    Next step: learning Hindi so you can speak to them in broken Hindi.

    • @ahmedramadan8153
      @ahmedramadan8153 Před 2 lety +62

      I thought the last guy was not an Indian because of his accent!

    • @zual._.2846
      @zual._.2846 Před 2 lety +152

      Hello I am undrr wtrr it is vewy rain buuuhuuu

    • @Sunny15171
      @Sunny15171 Před 2 lety +5

      @@zual._.2846 😂😂😂

    • @ph0nkwalk3r
      @ph0nkwalk3r Před 2 lety +3

      @@zual._.2846 why is this still a thing, dude? 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Urfcannon
      @Urfcannon Před 2 lety +6

      @@zual._.2846 hi hww arr yuu

  • @youngclueless7364
    @youngclueless7364 Před rokem +297

    Kitboga: You are eligible for a refund of $299
    Scammers: *You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?*

  • @hindenburgerhelper14
    @hindenburgerhelper14 Před rokem +186

    dude when the scammer actually said the customer line in the script ("so what do I need to do") he was so close to laughing

  • @mikaelafox6106
    @mikaelafox6106 Před 3 lety +18744

    I wonder if they’re jealous that your American accent is so on point. 🤣😂

    • @moda8509
      @moda8509 Před 3 lety +348

      I think so lol

    • @maxkho00
      @maxkho00 Před 3 lety +339

      The East Asian guy's American accent is pretty good

    • @NOOBDP
      @NOOBDP Před 2 lety +74

      Nice car in the profile pic

    • @mikaelafox6106
      @mikaelafox6106 Před 2 lety +62

      @@NOOBDP Thank you! It’s my 2019 WRX. ☺️

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK Před 2 lety +26

      @@mikaelafox6106 not an STI, right?

  • @kdilkey1430
    @kdilkey1430 Před 3 lety +8511

    One time, I saved up some spam call numbers, then looped them all in on a conference call. I stayed on mute and just listened to the chaos. It. Was. Amazing.

    • @apexanjanath6219
      @apexanjanath6219 Před 3 lety +788

      How can i obtain this power?

    • @admthrawnuru
      @admthrawnuru Před 3 lety +870

      Omg, that needs to be a CZcams video

    • @Matth3w-wil
      @Matth3w-wil Před 3 lety +251

      hmmm ima try to see if the bots get broken if i do this, the scammers won’t dare to call me by person anymore because of things i did so hopefully i can fight fire with fire in this situation

    • @sentinel7672
      @sentinel7672 Před 3 lety +261

      Kitboga needs to do this, it'd be glorious.

    • @LikaLaruku
      @LikaLaruku Před 3 lety +82

      Too bad you didn't record the audio.

  • @ritchiedee6210
    @ritchiedee6210 Před rokem +2035

    kitboga pretends to be a scammer..
    scammers like aight then... ill pretend to be kitboga...
    well played indeed...

  • @gaudetgaming
    @gaudetgaming Před 8 měsíci +78

    What i found funny is that despite him realizing you were "a fellow hacker" and trying to help you out, he still pulled the "im working at microsoft"
    That killed me 😂

  • @Ofdensen
    @Ofdensen Před 3 lety +4465

    They're probably like "American scammer!! Play along and take notes."

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 Před 3 lety +17

      LOL

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Před 3 lety +262

      they really were lmao, the last 2 guys especially they were taking notes and treating it serious to see if he had a better scam. When they saw it was just another remote desktop thing they immediately started to bully. bahaha.

    • @ou4534
      @ou4534 Před 3 lety +6

      😆 😆

    • @vickitm
      @vickitm Před 3 lety +6

      Hahahahhah

    • @dreknows
      @dreknows Před 3 lety +5

      Lol so funny

  • @Isaiah53Jesus
    @Isaiah53Jesus Před 2 lety +10159

    I recently answered a scam call, and before he finished the first line of his script, I asked, "Do you know Kitboga?". He replied, "Thank you ma'am, have a nice day." and hung up. You're so famous!

    • @laquick61
      @laquick61 Před 2 lety +293

      That's awesome.

    • @costynvd
      @costynvd Před 2 lety +617

      Same. He asked for my SSN, and I was like "I don't think I want to do that. Do you know Kitboga?"

    • @AKayfabe
      @AKayfabe Před 2 lety +660

      LOL I got a scam call myself and he was trying to do an antivirus scam. And After awhile I said just to be funny, “you know, my cousin Kitboga told me something about computers and I think… “and he’s like Ok ma’am that is fine then, thank you. and hung up.

    • @arsenicas3371
      @arsenicas3371 Před 2 lety +36

      666 likes nice..

    • @Iron-Bridge
      @Iron-Bridge Před 2 lety +424

      Lol. Like invoking the Lord's name among demons. 🤣

  • @BobBob-zu2dt
    @BobBob-zu2dt Před 9 měsíci +18

    the scammer teaching him how to scam is ✨golden ✨

  • @leighannbrody4979
    @leighannbrody4979 Před 3 lety +6554

    The only thing Kit’s script was missing was “just wait a moment sir” 😂😂😂

  • @ramsesbams
    @ramsesbams Před 3 lety +4059

    "are you using a windows or a mac?"
    "i'm using your mother"
    man, this dude got some bants

    • @yittmashups
      @yittmashups Před 3 lety +39

      Mother toad

    • @AquaPoki
      @AquaPoki Před 3 lety +51

      its mom os

    • @ErikLundeen
      @ErikLundeen Před 3 lety +81

      You think a grade school insult is good banter?

    • @Crystal2pistolz
      @Crystal2pistolz Před 3 lety +44

      @@yittmashups haha he said madarchod. I don't feel like looking up the correct spelling in Hindi but it means motherfu(*&r

    • @tebogomohanoe5443
      @tebogomohanoe5443 Před 3 lety

      lol

  • @chronowolf4734
    @chronowolf4734 Před rokem +58

    lol, this is a perfect role reversal. Kitboga using the scripts he's heard a billion times and the scammer who instantly recognizes the script and decides to mess with the "scammer", probably relying on all the responses he's heard from his potential victims

  • @Taalanos
    @Taalanos Před rokem +71

    This has the same vibe as the scene from the office where Dwight tries to interview Jim about some pot

    • @eileensnow6153
      @eileensnow6153 Před rokem +10

      Kit: “No, you told me that I would be conducting the scam today! Now EXACTLY how much money do you want refunded?”
      Scammer: (stunned silence)

  • @andtpfack8243
    @andtpfack8243 Před 2 lety +5835

    You were not abusive enough. You have alot to learn when it comes to be the actual scammer.

    • @darthkijan
      @darthkijan Před rokem

      Ikr?, I was expecting the old "idiot", "modafuka" and "modachod"

    • @kelvisaisawesome
      @kelvisaisawesome Před rokem +43

      That’s sad

    • @keegan3769
      @keegan3769 Před rokem +163

      He did it perfect especially with the peanut butter analogy

    • @baku9084
      @baku9084 Před rokem +23

      And you have a-lot to learn too!

    • @CarolineWolterHall
      @CarolineWolterHall Před rokem +47

      And you have _a lot_ to learn.
      _A lot of children were playing._
      _I’m going to allot part of my inheritance to you._
      _A purple, winged mythological creature called the alot, was flying through space. Naw, there’s no such thing as an alot._

  • @NessMotherBound
    @NessMotherBound Před 2 lety +1911

    1:53
    "I'm using your mother"
    "I am not familiar with that operating system"
    LOL

    • @Bask0
      @Bask0 Před 2 lety +94

      It's outdated and mostly floppy...

    • @VictorCowo
      @VictorCowo Před 2 lety +14

      If it's a Linux system I bet Mutahar had use it

    • @ANHON888
      @ANHON888 Před 2 lety +31

      They love “your mom” jokes

    • @RPKD88
      @RPKD88 Před 2 lety +9

      @@ANHON888 it's honestly pathetic and disgusting.

    • @ANHON888
      @ANHON888 Před 2 lety +24

      @@RPKD88 I think in Indian culture, that’s like the ultimate insult. Although in western culture it’s very corny to most.

  • @unstableturtleduck
    @unstableturtleduck Před rokem +46

    Bro really tried giving you scamming tips 💀💀

  • @dampierre99
    @dampierre99 Před rokem +121

    I absolutely love the confusion they have, their brains must be going through so many possibilities like maybe they're being tested by their boss or something

  • @ladyofrillwater
    @ladyofrillwater Před 3 lety +3381

    They're literally like cheaters in a relationship: they're doing it, but they accuse you of doing everything they're doing. Hilarious.

    • @destinfarr
      @destinfarr Před 3 lety +64

      Like Democrats.

    • @ladyofrillwater
      @ladyofrillwater Před 3 lety +185

      @@destinfarr and republicans.

    • @penguinwrestler9232
      @penguinwrestler9232 Před 3 lety +111

      @@destinfarr your joke kinda failed there eh buddy

    • @ravioliravioli6175
      @ravioliravioli6175 Před 3 lety +51

      @@destinfarr 👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣 got the whole squad laughing with that one!!! Keep up the good work brainlet 👌

    • @kuneicodesh3297
      @kuneicodesh3297 Před 3 lety +11

      @@ravioliravioli6175 I can smell the estrogen on you ravioli

  • @goodbot8526
    @goodbot8526 Před 2 lety +11591

    Plot twist, they are saving other scammer's time by keeping Kitboga busy

  • @lovethyvibes7293
    @lovethyvibes7293 Před 10 měsíci +51

    I love when Kit's face shows that he's impressed with himself for spewing the best b.s. on the fly 😂

  • @BabyDoll-xw6ex
    @BabyDoll-xw6ex Před rokem +21

    Hahahaha. When you said, “I don’t speak French.” Lmao! 🤣

  • @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights
    @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights Před 3 lety +2296

    I worked in a call centre and I had an Indian colleague. She was the sweetest lady ever. Customers were so rude to her. (We were contracted for our local government.) They didn't believe she was in Australia. One time I got pissed off and took over the call. The customer backed the hell up when he heard my true blue Australian accent.
    Scammers make it so hard for genuine Indian folks to work in call centres.

    • @blaise6258
      @blaise6258 Před 3 lety +202

      This is horrible but I admit.. I don't know of any legit non emergency or non government call center.... If anyone calls trying to sell xyz I just hang up.

    • @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights
      @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights Před 3 lety +109

      @@blaise6258 I worked as a subcontractor for my government in a call centre. Governments now seem to be outsourcing work to private companies. Some people were suspicious of us, and I don't blame them.

    • @michaelgrella
      @michaelgrella Před 3 lety +90

      No kidding. I use to work at a call center taking calls for Geek Squad Tech Support. Once we had a bunch of international students from India work there for a couple of months for a program that was going on in their college. They had sup calls multiple times daily. I felt bad for them, they were such friendly people.

    • @Maialeen
      @Maialeen Před 3 lety +33

      I literally cannot blame them for being rude unless they went far into misogynistic abuse or something like that. Regular rudeness I would expect because this has gone too far. Whoever your employer was shouldn't have hired her. That's on them.

    • @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights
      @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights Před 3 lety +15

      @@michaelgrella I feel bad for those students...

  • @Nick-Kcin
    @Nick-Kcin Před 3 lety +2679

    Calls him
    "You called me"
    Guy doesn't hang up, so funny

  • @nameless9459
    @nameless9459 Před rokem +151

    "Don't forget to take chances and make messes, cause you matter!" Dude, dope life advice right there! Thanks Kit!~

  • @devangoad
    @devangoad Před rokem +40

    I really like the idea of ACTUALLY scamming these guys

  • @Sporkyyyy
    @Sporkyyyy Před 3 lety +2371

    Why are these scammers better at listening to him when he's fake scamming them rather than when he's a fake customer

    • @rssfake28
      @rssfake28 Před 3 lety +95

      because kit called and is driving the conversation

    • @megauser8512
      @megauser8512 Před 3 lety +6

      Crazy, huh?!?

    • @Kolusify
      @Kolusify Před 3 lety +28

      They are being lectured..

    • @S1ngh1
      @S1ngh1 Před 3 lety +17

      No voice changer

    • @sethcarter8371
      @sethcarter8371 Před 3 lety +110

      They're trying to learn from the scam to scam people better. That's why he says overtly ridiculous and unbelievable lies to them

  • @SpiffingNZ
    @SpiffingNZ Před 3 lety +2151

    "Our satellite crashed" is the best reason to be giving out refunds.

    • @Steezboy3000
      @Steezboy3000 Před 3 lety +18

      I love how the guy was so sure that Kitboga was trying to charge him that he eventually had to go along with it

    • @bananawammabama
      @bananawammabama Před 3 lety +20

      I liked how he offhandedly referred to their other satellite that still works though, in order to connect to their computer lol.

    • @codycast
      @codycast Před 2 lety +7

      “We are going to connect you to the other satellite that didn’t crash”

  • @ChoppyCheese366
    @ChoppyCheese366 Před rokem +13

    "Proxy layer security malfunction drivers"
    Don't think I've heard that before...

  • @mittensfastpaw
    @mittensfastpaw Před rokem +77

    Bless ya man for giving them a taste of their own medicine.

  • @VinegarPotato
    @VinegarPotato Před 3 lety +1949

    I love the: “Remember, you called -ME-“

  • @orbathealien8868
    @orbathealien8868 Před 2 lety +3169

    I was waiting for Kit to yell "DO NOT REDEEM, WHO SAID REDEEM IT"

    • @soullesssenpai1900
      @soullesssenpai1900 Před 2 lety +96

      That was his best prank. The scammer died after that prank from heart attack. Lol

    • @nikkbee88
      @nikkbee88 Před 2 lety +48

      The best prank ever. MY favorite. That guy lost his mind. I have never felt bad for those scammers but a tiny tiny bit felt bad hahaha.

    • @waldenschmidt6663
      @waldenschmidt6663 Před 2 lety +9

      Damn I would definately like to see that

    • @Kailo7777
      @Kailo7777 Před 2 lety +13

      😂😂😂 "Don't do that!!"

    • @yeahright2449
      @yeahright2449 Před 2 lety +21

      "Because of your stupidity you lose your money now"
      "Oh no, I lost YOUR money I was supposed to give back to you. Oh nooooo"

  • @TheGreatYS
    @TheGreatYS Před rokem +54

    He could actually scam real people because of how convincing he is

  • @Ra-rg1vk
    @Ra-rg1vk Před rokem +20

    This scammer is actually telling potential victims how to call out scammers on their own game

  • @murry001
    @murry001 Před 3 lety +2661

    I feel sorry the real John Smiths out there working in call centres

    • @thairinkhudr4259
      @thairinkhudr4259 Před 3 lety +155

      I feel sorry that anybody in the Smith family is named John.

    • @hakunoraku
      @hakunoraku Před 3 lety +70

      John and Smith are the most common first names and last names in the world, according to outdated sources.

    • @Diamondgee80
      @Diamondgee80 Před 3 lety +25

      Mohammed Lee? 🤣

    • @Chahlie
      @Chahlie Před 3 lety +16

      OMG, I was dealing with a guy at Spypoint about a defective trail cam.... his name, apparently, is "Sonny Boy"

    • @drownsinkoolaid4203
      @drownsinkoolaid4203 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Chahlie I have a great uncle named SL, which apparently gave him quite the trouble when joining the Army years ago lol

  • @blackoutlol2857
    @blackoutlol2857 Před 2 lety +4875

    The scammer claiming to be kitboga to the real kitboga was such a hilariously perfect ending 😂

    • @infinitefloydtribute
      @infinitefloydtribute Před rokem +137

      fucking chef's kiss

    • @willischwabe1324
      @willischwabe1324 Před rokem +313

      "You are the real Kitboga?! Wow, that's so amazing to meet you! I am the real Kitboga too!"

    • @patriciathemaras3274
      @patriciathemaras3274 Před rokem +189

      Kitboga has made himself a household name among international scammers. Beautiful.

    • @HashbrownGokusan
      @HashbrownGokusan Před rokem +23

      YOU RUINED IT FOR MEE
      AAAWW MAN

    • @robertraymond9107
      @robertraymond9107 Před 11 měsíci +61

      Will the real Kitboga please stand up. Uhh, we're gonna have a problem here.

  • @miningman1
    @miningman1 Před rokem +94

    I think that ur the best, most patient, most professional scammer I have ever seen. Good job and “keep it up” lol

  • @lukeingram7655
    @lukeingram7655 Před rokem +174

    Gotta give the second guy a little credit, he knew what was up from the start but still played along for the heck of it

  • @Carlos-ln1lx
    @Carlos-ln1lx Před rokem +56

    "This is my job" 😂 cracked me up, he has no idea. Who knew talking over people is a valuable skill lol, too damn funny😂

  • @poppy6635
    @poppy6635 Před 3 lety +2155

    it's funny how the scammers try to sound so smug as they're calling Kit out. Filthy hypocrites.

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira Před 3 lety +215

      Its funny how they think theyre smart exposing the "scam" when in real life they are the one thats scamming

    • @gabrote42
      @gabrote42 Před 3 lety +34

      But 10:15 Was golden

    • @megauser8512
      @megauser8512 Před 3 lety +5

      I know right?!?

    • @cnote459
      @cnote459 Před 3 lety +3

      Scrubs

    • @SirGarthur
      @SirGarthur Před rokem +1

      I mean, why are they hypocrites? He is pretending to be a scammer, and they are figuring out one level of deception. Sure they suck but this isn't a example

  • @tommykarrick9130
    @tommykarrick9130 Před 2 lety +3010

    I love how the second scammer was like “hey man, good script but let me tell you how you can improve”

  • @godzillaridergamer7595
    @godzillaridergamer7595 Před 10 měsíci +10

    "thats a lot of english you said in that sentence" 😂

  • @bandhariwickette
    @bandhariwickette Před rokem +35

    My favorite frickin eyebrows you guys!! His eyebrows literally have their own personality and I'm here for it~
    Also "let's just be honest for a few minutes," was my favorite part.

  • @VueiyVisarelli
    @VueiyVisarelli Před 3 lety +2371

    "Put viruses in me."
    One heck of a pickup line.

  • @thebots09
    @thebots09 Před 3 lety +2848

    you literally imprinted into their head that "they called you"

    • @AP-vv5en
      @AP-vv5en Před 3 lety +19

      Ha

    • @bluedrake1218
      @bluedrake1218 Před 3 lety +133

      best real world gasslight I've ever seen, I don't really look for them

    • @ekkehard8
      @ekkehard8 Před 3 lety +48

      @Vid You haven't seen enough of these yet. They really are that stupid. Don't underestimate the extent to which these scum are inferior.

    • @ekkehard8
      @ekkehard8 Před 3 lety +16

      @Vid
      Well, yes, my language is exaggerated with the intent of dehumanizing them. If I remove this exaggeration since you seem to look down upon its illogical root, I can write you a second comment that is more sincere:
      "I have been surprised by their lack of intelligence before. In particular the videos in which they fall for windowsRG, and a few where they pull off terrible acting and expect it to work. This is probably why people humor their intelligence, but I agree in believing they are playing along as you say, out of curiosity."

    • @Darkl0ud_Productions
      @Darkl0ud_Productions Před 3 lety +4

      They did though.

  • @DressedForDrowning
    @DressedForDrowning Před rokem +11

    "Are you in front of your laptop?"
    "Yöööss."
    LOL 🤣🤣
    I like how he follows the script that he knows himself best.

  • @Ak.srss31
    @Ak.srss31 Před rokem +36

    I know these types of calls may not last as long as Kit's typical baiting calls but I find myself coming back to this video over and over because of how funny it is. Wish there were more!

  • @mainSPECdestro
    @mainSPECdestro Před 2 lety +2423

    I dont know why he doesn't trust him, he already said he works for the World wide web wide tech support association of certified tech support professionals.

  • @cjmcpe
    @cjmcpe Před 2 lety +3383

    The scammer trying to give Kit pointers is criminally wholesome

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon Před 2 lety +531

      Honor among thieves is both wholesome and disturbing.

    • @Christian-gr3gu
      @Christian-gr3gu Před rokem +133

      Especially the criminal part

    • @LethalMonarch
      @LethalMonarch Před rokem +97

      Literally criminally

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon Před rokem +40

      @@shadowivy333 Not particularly. Still disturbing.

    • @serious7179
      @serious7179 Před rokem +53

      It's criminally criminal

  • @cottonmouth3912
    @cottonmouth3912 Před 5 měsíci +6

    "This is Kitboga"
    Kitboga: "Are you sure about that?"

  • @siamsimte168
    @siamsimte168 Před rokem +4

    "yA i KNoW veRY WelL"
    "Oh my kAD"
    The fake accent 🤣🤣🤣

    • @flavoure
      @flavoure Před rokem

      I lost it everytime they fake a british accent 🤣 its so fucking cringe

  • @user-or1xu7fy1s
    @user-or1xu7fy1s Před 3 lety +4624

    I lost it when he started teaching you. But that's kind of sad actually, they really think of themself as cool hackers and are proud of their job.

    • @StreakyBaconMan
      @StreakyBaconMan Před 3 lety +702

      They are proud around collogues, but if you tracked down their parents details and threatened a scammer to tell their parents what they do for a living, a good chunk of them would shit a brick. A lot of times their parents have paid good money for them to get a decent education, and if they found out that this is what they decided to use it for they would be furious.

    • @Markos935
      @Markos935 Před 3 lety +58

      I was going to like ur comment but then saw u had 69 likes so I will leave it as is hope u understand

    • @CallMeThing
      @CallMeThing Před 3 lety +27

      Honestly I think that was sarcastic. It seems they were on to him before then.

    • @saraha2667
      @saraha2667 Před 3 lety +32

      @@CallMeThing Ya I think they just need to feel like they are in control

    • @__yklim
      @__yklim Před 2 lety +6

      Why shouldn't they feel proud? They making bank

  • @LoganAllec
    @LoganAllec Před 3 lety +3360

    his eyebrows kill me

    • @myles7837
      @myles7837 Před 3 lety +19

      Literally same lmao

    • @joshuakarmann7488
      @joshuakarmann7488 Před 3 lety +61

      He's got the best eyebrows ever

    • @jenemi1934
      @jenemi1934 Před 3 lety +21

      He is very charming

    • @wrestlerx8494
      @wrestlerx8494 Před 3 lety +6

      @@joshuakarmann7488 people tell me that my eyebrows are expressive lol I don't get it because I'm not even trying 😂

    • @mochigb621
      @mochigb621 Před 3 lety +10

      That's how he tries to hold his laughter.

  • @TwistedSquid_YT
    @TwistedSquid_YT Před rokem +22

    I love the genuine confusion in their voices. Confusion, or curiosity? Wondering just what the hell is going on

    • @donxx1206
      @donxx1206 Před rokem +2

      nah he like this guys good he is takeing notes i bet he is gonna use the peanut butter line next call

  • @CinderellaCostallas
    @CinderellaCostallas Před 3 lety +2779

    "I work with the World-wide Web-wide Tech-support Association of Certified Technological Professionals"
    Now I know I'm in safe hands

    • @ledseblin
      @ledseblin Před 2 lety +78

      The way he said it really sold it. Said it fast and with conviction

    • @fabs5867
      @fabs5867 Před 2 lety +51

      @@ledseblin i mean...the other dude probably didn't even understand a single word he said lol

    • @evamonos9191
      @evamonos9191 Před 2 lety +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mejfuz
      @mejfuz Před 2 lety +14

      And our Main Product,
      The New MD5 Network SecurityTunnelSocketLayerProxy Network Scan Device Virus Scan Software,
      is a State of the Art security system.
      Our printers are so clean of any viruses, that even the Ink inside them is white!
      Our computers are so fast that we cannot issue a cheque, becasue cheques doesn't exist in the future!
      Did you know that your printer prints in black colour becasue it has socket layer proxy tunnel trojan viruses in it ?
      No? Nevermind! We're here to help you !

    • @tanyachichi6487
      @tanyachichi6487 Před 2 lety +6

      My wallet ain't the only thing that opens... if ya know what I'm sayin...

  • @iwokeplatetoday5345
    @iwokeplatetoday5345 Před 3 lety +1564

    The first guy was saying "i'm your dad" whichin hindi contextually means hes been doing this way longer than u, basically admitted that he was a scammer loool

    • @mjefe13
      @mjefe13 Před 3 lety +26

      Yes and in every language means that.

    • @iwokeplatetoday5345
      @iwokeplatetoday5345 Před 3 lety +159

      @@mjefe13 not in english

    • @mjefe13
      @mjefe13 Před 3 lety +27

      @@iwokeplatetoday5345 I know that it does. Is common to be referred as who’s your daddy?

    • @masterlife4207
      @masterlife4207 Před 3 lety +91

      In polish we use a phrase: Nie ucz ojca dzieci robić, which has the same meaning but translated sounds: Don't teach father how to make kids.

    • @iwokeplatetoday5345
      @iwokeplatetoday5345 Před 3 lety +11

      @@masterlife4207 aahahah lool thats funny

  • @JamesJones-oz9tq
    @JamesJones-oz9tq Před rokem +28

    Kit is such a great scammer! So supportive and giving positive feedback all the while :).

  • @kamalionify
    @kamalionify Před rokem +13

    I love how they exchanged roles. It was amazing AHAH

  • @ashleymistletoe
    @ashleymistletoe Před rokem +2116

    Scammers claiming themselves to be Kitboga is the greatest compliment Kitboga can get. They worship him!

    • @babayaga9102
      @babayaga9102 Před rokem +75

      it's their white whale

    • @existenceisrelative
      @existenceisrelative Před 10 měsíci +130

      He's their natural predator, their campfire scary stories, their urban legend.

    • @rubentelur
      @rubentelur Před 9 měsíci +49

      Not that they worship him. They know him. He's like the devil for scammers. But yeah i guess you could say that it's a compliment for kit

    • @JSzekely
      @JSzekely Před 7 měsíci +5

      He’s like the boogeyman to them

  • @Fernando-ek8jp
    @Fernando-ek8jp Před 3 lety +2315

    Sometimes I use long CZcams videos like this to fall asleep. It was a mistake. I literally began laughing out loud when you said "our business is shutting down because a satellite crashed"

    • @thetableoflegend9814
      @thetableoflegend9814 Před 3 lety +108

      I love the idea of just
      A company just cold calling solely for the purpose of giving people money
      After their satellite fell

    • @neonexjpxfrd4145
      @neonexjpxfrd4145 Před 3 lety +1

      That’s why I watch stevie

    • @scoliosys8311
      @scoliosys8311 Před 2 lety +2

      Same dude. I get too into it. Guy’s a pro lol.

    • @pamelac8941
      @pamelac8941 Před 2 lety +3

      Same!! Now I'm subscribed and have watched about 10 videos. NO sleep for me!

    • @TheContrariann
      @TheContrariann Před 2 lety

      🤣🤣

  • @jordan_roadhouse4798
    @jordan_roadhouse4798 Před rokem +18

    This is why i love finding channels late into their career, i can binge soooooo much good stuff 😁 loving this stuff Kit but that Glitch one in another video, i need to see more of that

  • @SantaFishes101
    @SantaFishes101 Před rokem +17

    the advice guy is so wholesome... I want him to be my hacking brother.

  • @BlueBrickFilmsEB
    @BlueBrickFilmsEB Před 3 lety +2260

    I honestly can’t tell if the scammers were trolling, or genuinely believing him

    • @DrDeathpwnsu
      @DrDeathpwnsu Před 2 lety +324

      Neither, they're training.

    • @keyboardwarrior9618
      @keyboardwarrior9618 Před 2 lety +55

      Both

    • @AndreiFantastic
      @AndreiFantastic Před 2 lety +34

      neither and both

    • @Klaus_Klavier
      @Klaus_Klavier Před 2 lety +151

      They probably were taking notes and legit think he’s another scammer

    • @DChap
      @DChap Před 2 lety +97

      @@Klaus_Klavier I'm thinking it has to be this because I can't imagine people who scam for a living are this gullible. Also, some of them sound hilariously sarcastic.

  • @calrus93
    @calrus93 Před 3 lety +1512

    We need you to start hysterically screaming and swearing at them for the true immersive experience

  • @josheliwa2381
    @josheliwa2381 Před rokem +17

    near the end when he ran into kitboga himself I personally was super shocked that he could meet someone like him just doing what he was doing.

  • @Vaseholly
    @Vaseholly Před rokem +13

    Did you just say “proxies layer security malfunction drivers”? 😂😂😂😂

  • @neverleavesthehouse
    @neverleavesthehouse Před 3 lety +690

    "That's a lot of English you just said in one sentence." Honestly, scammer, that's a mood. That's me, a few hours into the work day.

    • @JenA2145
      @JenA2145 Před 3 lety +2

      Same here

    • @chairwood
      @chairwood Před 3 lety +6

      ya he should really mix some other languages into there just to keep it balanced. siempre acha hay tochū de kukaa.

  • @firestar1230
    @firestar1230 Před 3 lety +2136

    The dude basically saying “Not bad kid but you could do better if you did this” was a bizarre thing to witness

  • @hellionstao4573
    @hellionstao4573 Před rokem +8

    The scammer knew you were a scammer, and he's actually trying to teach you how to do it correctly. That's hilarious!! He's is actually nice!!

  • @DARIVSARCHITECTVS
    @DARIVSARCHITECTVS Před rokem +15

    It's about time you turned the tables on the scammers!

  • @catography4164
    @catography4164 Před 3 lety +627

    You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

  • @TylerTyssedal
    @TylerTyssedal Před 3 lety +485

    Wish there was a "ma'am! ma'am! LISTEN TO ME MA'AM!" somewhere in there.

  • @smartislav
    @smartislav Před rokem +4

    You forgot to ask them to "do the needful"

  • @rebeccaweaver4783
    @rebeccaweaver4783 Před 10 měsíci +15

    I like it how he immediately gets into the video and doesn't waste time on BS or a intro.

  • @CBMedia404
    @CBMedia404 Před 3 lety +4770

    Bro you are such a troll, I love it lOL

    • @noahknows25
      @noahknows25 Před 3 lety +75

      @@Jessica-to8um He streams these calls live do not spread misinformation.

    • @timthetoolmantaylor9048
      @timthetoolmantaylor9048 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Jessica-to8um lol

    • @douglasthompson1724
      @douglasthompson1724 Před 3 lety +66

      @@Jessica-to8um Lol, and who is going to report and file suit against him, the scam center operator in Kolkatta? Also, you say "in his state", and which state would that be? I've watched a lot of his videos and a few of his streams and not once did he mention his state of residence. As a fellow telecom expert I'd say you are phony baloney.

    • @luging2051
      @luging2051 Před 3 lety +15

      @@Jessica-to8um all 9 of your comments on this channel are saying he’s faking but not once did you provide any proof

    • @user-sf8ff3ir1u
      @user-sf8ff3ir1u Před 3 lety +20

      @@Jessica-to8um you’re deff writing this from a call center in india

  • @Whitney341
    @Whitney341 Před 3 lety +2382

    The last line from the scammer being "This is Kitboga, bitch" is just **chefs kiss** poetic

    • @zock_zock9147
      @zock_zock9147 Před 3 lety +15

      😏🤌

    • @preferableyoutuber5481
      @preferableyoutuber5481 Před 3 lety +40

      Lol, that part was so in-audiable.

    • @morpheas768
      @morpheas768 Před 3 lety +167

      Ironic, since it almost sounded like the scammer was paying a tribute to Kitboga, not the other way around.

    • @alientech9088
      @alientech9088 Před 2 lety +70

      Now they both swapped their scripts

    • @locabynature
      @locabynature Před 2 lety +24

      It was like the twilight zone there at the end. 🤣

  • @krillin6
    @krillin6 Před rokem +2

    They ALWAYS get angry. What a strange pathology.

  • @ocdetails
    @ocdetails Před 9 dny

    "All of your files are belong to me" CLASSIC!! You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. I would have followed that up with 'you have no chance to survive, make your time'.

  • @toastgown
    @toastgown Před 2 lety +3287

    This is almost like a scamception 😂 I genuinely can’t tell if...
    - They realised what this *actually* was from the start, and just decided to waste Kit’s time and attempt to troll him back (which is honestly a win anyway, as they’re wasting their own time);
    - They thought Kit was another scammer, and were trying to waste that other scammer’s time, and/or gather intel on their practices;
    - They genuinely believed what Kit said, and thus fell into their own trap
    I’m so confused 😂😂 In any case, brilliant work, Kit!

    • @joeg5414
      @joeg5414 Před 2 lety +150

      I feel like the last guy kinda knew what was going on, or at least figured it out halfway. He even said it was going on kitboga in a roundabout way 😂possibly because he was afraid if he made it too obvious he knew, it wouldn't make the cut. Maybe I'm giving him too much credit 😂

    • @anothercub6958
      @anothercub6958 Před 2 lety +73

      The last dude was like we peaked into an alternate universe

    • @StAngerNo1
      @StAngerNo1 Před rokem +33

      I think that they were trying to gather intel.

    • @blazaybla22
      @blazaybla22 Před rokem +89

      People are giving them too much credit. I promise you they’re just thinking “I’m gonna be famous on CZcams 😍”
      Most of them are paid a salary for meeting a quota, not directly by each scam, so for the most part their day to day jobs are just as tedious and unfulfilling as ours, and in cases like this a lot of them are just happy for something that breaks the monotony of scamming innocent people 12 hours a day for $300 a month or whatever.

    • @TristanWarneke
      @TristanWarneke Před rokem +19

      I think it's mostly option 2. Seeing how Kit would get around common problems they have

  • @jackywu3651
    @jackywu3651 Před 3 lety +857

    “Remember, YOU called ME..I just want to let you know....YoU called mE”
    🤣 I’m dyin.

  • @jonathanarendt8884
    @jonathanarendt8884 Před 8 měsíci +7

    It's so weird hearing the voice of the American as the scammer and the Indian as the scammie

  • @jaceydurland9098
    @jaceydurland9098 Před rokem +4

    12:50 "MD5 Network Security Tunnel Socket Layer Proxy Network Scan Device." Lol.

  • @marissae1648
    @marissae1648 Před 3 lety +890

    "Sorry, I don't speak french" had me ROLLING

    • @kaiseralbrecht6099
      @kaiseralbrecht6099 Před 2 lety +17

      in the deep
      (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
      You had my heart inside of your hands
      (You're gonna wish you never had met me)
      And you played it to the beat
      (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
      Baby, I have no story to be told
      But I've heard one on you and I'm gonna make your head burn
      Think of me in the depths of your despair
      Make a home down there as mine sure won't be shared
      The scars of your love remind me of us
      (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
      They keep me thinking that we almost had it all
      (You're gonna wish you never had met me)
      The scars of your love, they leave me breathless
      (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
      I can't help feeling
      We could have had it all
      (You're gonna wish you never had met me)
      Rolling in the deep
      (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
      You had my heart inside of your hands
      (You're gonna wish you never had met me)
      And you played it to the beat
      (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
      Could have had it all
      Rolling in the deep
      You had my heart inside of your hands
      But you played it with a beating
      Throw your soul through every open door
      Count your blessings to find what you look for
      Turn my sorrow into treasured gold
      You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you've sown
      We could have had it all
      (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
      We could have had it all
      (You're gonna wish you never had met me)
      It all, it all, it all
      (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
      We could have had it all
      (You're gonna wish you never had met me)
      Rolling in the deep
      (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
      You had my heart inside of your hands
      (You're gonna wish you never had met me)
      And you played it to the beat
      (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
      We could have had it all
      (You're gonna wish you never had met me)
      Rolling in the deep
      (Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
      You had my heart inside of your hands
      (You're gonna wish you never had met me)
      But you played it
      You played it
      You played it
      You played it to the beat

    • @guerric
      @guerric Před 2 lety

      Comparer le français à cette langue de merde c’est inacceptable, insultant, blessant, ça ne fait que salir le beau pays qu’est la France ainsi que sa culture.

    • @ZazooEel57
      @ZazooEel57 Před 2 lety +10

      @@guerric Calm down

    • @guerric
      @guerric Před 2 lety

      @@ZazooEel57 ‘calm down calm down’ yes my lady mais c’est grave, c’est salir ce qui nous rend uni, c’est donc nous diviser, c’est un attentat Madame, et pas des moindres. Déjà qu’on ne se reconnaît plus dans notre pays, on se fait en plus marcher dessus par les américains, c’est un affront qui ne peut être ignoré. On ne parle pas du français comme on parle du coréen ou du polonais Madame, c’est une langue qui mérite plus que ça, plus que des blagues douteuses.

    • @Innuya
      @Innuya Před 2 lety

      T'es dont bien cave Guerrie mdr

  • @gg2023
    @gg2023 Před 3 lety +551

    I love how he is pretending to be a scammer and then the scammers pretends to be youtubers xD

    • @randomaccessfemale
      @randomaccessfemale Před 3 lety +34

      And we are all watching this show.

    • @proshatkhalili5003
      @proshatkhalili5003 Před 3 lety +15

      It all happens so spontaneously 🤣

    • @bluebree
      @bluebree Před 3 lety +10

      With an Indian accent 😂😂 I would have been like "Jim, why do you have an Indian accent"?

    • @Lisinfilm
      @Lisinfilm Před 4 měsíci

      Omg that turn in events was hilarious

  • @hoado3479
    @hoado3479 Před 10 měsíci +3

    I love how he gaslights the scammers

  • @Byrvurra
    @Byrvurra Před rokem +8

    Not swearing at them enough and calling them names telling them to 'be quite' when they are talking.

  • @mattlight4932
    @mattlight4932 Před 3 lety +556

    He should read the script to the scammers in his grandma persona 😂

    • @thebigcheese606
      @thebigcheese606 Před 3 lety +47

      Edna would be a great scammer!!!! Lol

    • @ginko2692
      @ginko2692 Před 3 lety +12

      Funny but they would hang up too quick

    • @lthem3487
      @lthem3487 Před 3 lety +10

      He did it with Edna's voice several times, nobody talked for long 🥺

    • @ThatOneWeirdChannell
      @ThatOneWeirdChannell Před 3 lety +3

      She can sell the hell out of the 7 layer casserole. (Dont remeber if its 7) :/