WNBA SUCKS!! BEST WNBA RANT ON YOUTUBE!!

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  • čas přidán 1. 06. 2023
  • WNBA sucks and it will always suck because it's players refuse to move out of their own way. Players are too prideful to lower the rim and claim dunking won't solve anything when nearly all of them can't do it anyway. WNBA players continue to take a swipe and dig at NBA players when without them and the interest they create the WNBA wouldn't get any money period. WNBA needs to be revamped top to bottom and changed for better entertainment and longevity.
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  • @nick0875
    @nick0875 Před rokem +2838

    The most attention the WNBA got is when on of their "stars" got caught being a criminal in another country.

    • @brettrobinson2901
      @brettrobinson2901 Před rokem +33

      CRIMINALITY!... EQUALS VITALITY!....for the wnba....WHUT!?...WHUT?!!

    • @user-oi1iq6tt4j
      @user-oi1iq6tt4j Před rokem +5

      Lol

    • @notfromhere8889
      @notfromhere8889 Před rokem +21

      It was a vape cartridge or something. She isn't a criminal

    • @nick0875
      @nick0875 Před rokem +164

      @@notfromhere8889 You do realize that possession of an illegal substance does in fact mean that you are violating the law and are a criminal? As much as you can say the arrest and detention were politically motivated, having the contraband in her possession did give them a reason to arrest her.

    • @militanthippy7613
      @militanthippy7613 Před rokem +15

      ​@@nick0875 Slavery used to be "legal." Does that mean slavery was legit?
      Last time I checked, a crime requires an injured party. Someone had property damaged/stolen, or they were physically hurt? Then a crime was committed. Someone who smokes a leaf, who's the victim?
      If you equate legality with morality (especially when those parameters are set by kid diddlers) you're in for a bad time.

  • @user-jn3gz3ex2s
    @user-jn3gz3ex2s Před rokem +1787

    They want equality? Play with the same size ball. Play the same amount of minutes a game. Play 82 regular season games. Play 4 rounds of best of 7 for the playoffs.

    • @dominicdo2719
      @dominicdo2719 Před rokem +253

      Heck give them the same contract for that NBA players get. Since it's based off of revenue, the players would have to pay money since the league is in the negative every year.

    • @ThatLampTho
      @ThatLampTho Před rokem +77

      hold up i didn't even know they played a few games and they expect to be paid what again? agree with the other comment. they backed off the demand for millions in salary but want the same profit share? then they should be paying the loss as well

    • @Flankenstein187
      @Flankenstein187 Před rokem +19

      I just said the she thing before opening up the comments... cheers!!! Play with a bigger ball then!!! 😂

    • @radityapoerwanto7018
      @radityapoerwanto7018 Před rokem +88

      They can't play 82 games. It cost money to rent arena, pay staffs, etc.
      And when they can't fill seats, 82 games is financial suicide

    • @sublime90
      @sublime90 Před rokem +34

      and play against men. britney said she wants trans women to have more opportunities.

  • @anibabaa
    @anibabaa Před 10 měsíci +152

    Smaller ball - ok
    Shorter 3point line - ok
    Shorter quarter times - ok
    Shorter rosters- ok
    Lower rim height? - that’s misogynistic

    • @spirit13the1st6
      @spirit13the1st6 Před měsícem +4

      Dont forget shortened rSEASONS

    • @mrautomatic9087
      @mrautomatic9087 Před měsícem +1

      Sell the league. The WNBA is trash. This is like saying AEW and TNA are good wrestling. Give me a break.

    • @danialhashmi6078
      @danialhashmi6078 Před 19 dny

      ​@@mrautomatic9087idk about TNA but AEW is great. The quality of AEW shows are far better than WWE

    • @SUPSTERV
      @SUPSTERV Před 15 dny

      @@danialhashmi6078AEW’s last good year was 2021.

    • @Hacker1o1
      @Hacker1o1 Před 8 dny

      @@mrautomatic9087 no one would buy it bruh

  • @TheSilentMajorityNation
    @TheSilentMajorityNation Před 9 měsíci +314

    LMFAO "this video will get more views than an average Wnba game" DAMN THAT WAS WILD 😂

    • @secretsanta9046
      @secretsanta9046 Před 5 měsíci +10

      It’s going to get 10x the views of the next 5 years of theirs finals COMBINED!!

    • @antoniotrivelloni8191
      @antoniotrivelloni8191 Před 3 měsíci +2

      This video as of 2/12/2024 has 577k views. According to Statista, around 505k people (cap) watch the average WNBA game.

    • @jwillwork3683
      @jwillwork3683 Před 3 měsíci

      😂😂😂

    • @Jameywells777
      @Jameywells777 Před 3 měsíci

      By far

    • @ModernMozart1104
      @ModernMozart1104 Před měsícem

      Bruh when he showed the silhoutte and said "I bet you whoever this is missed the layup." LMAOOOO

  • @Splackavellie85
    @Splackavellie85 Před 11 měsíci +696

    “Lowering the rim is insulting to us women.”
    “Please give us smaller balls.”
    Logic

    • @seb2750
      @seb2750 Před 11 měsíci +19

      Yeah man, since they already have handicap on equipment/play adjustment done, why not? Go all the way or go none. Hypocrites.

    • @mightynas1457
      @mightynas1457 Před 11 měsíci +12

      And the ball is already smaller😂

    • @HellsFallenAngel1
      @HellsFallenAngel1 Před 10 měsíci +20

      They could get rid of the balls all together and just pretend to dunk.

    • @DavidTMSN
      @DavidTMSN Před 10 měsíci +5

      @@HellsFallenAngel1 Ballet?

    • @alleneng
      @alleneng Před 10 měsíci +9

      Isnt the 3 point line shorter also?

  • @clint927
    @clint927 Před 11 měsíci +575

    Smaller ball, shorter games, closer 3 pt line, shorter season, all ok, but lowering that rim is where they draw the line.😂

    • @HansLotap
      @HansLotap Před 10 měsíci +45

      Thats why they are a joke. 🤣

    • @MallPeaMallCow
      @MallPeaMallCow Před 6 měsíci

      My baby girl said, “I wish they would lower the rim, so I can dunk on that big girl” 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @DavidTMSN
      @DavidTMSN Před 5 měsíci +7

      Last stand I suppose.
      It didn't work for General Custer either.

    • @johnm2939
      @johnm2939 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Speak!!

    • @TravisMcGee151
      @TravisMcGee151 Před 5 měsíci +12

      Every time a team scores a point the other team has to take off one article of clothing. Maybe not, those are some ugly women.

  • @theman13451
    @theman13451 Před 7 měsíci +22

    The mascot pay thing is even worse when you realize the mascot WORKS A WNBA SCHEDULE.
    41 games not including playoffs.

  • @ZTheTinyTonTerror
    @ZTheTinyTonTerror Před 10 měsíci +111

    Well, you were right. This IS the best WNBA rant on youtube.

    • @jojomojo25
      @jojomojo25 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Yea it really is the best

  • @doloman77
    @doloman77 Před rokem +783

    "The whole season is a off night" , there's no coming back after that 😂

    • @johnbalnis1972
      @johnbalnis1972 Před 11 měsíci +22

      Yeah all 40 games. They don’t even play half as many games as the men. 😳

    • @bballgriot4060
      @bballgriot4060 Před 9 měsíci +1

      YES THERE IS A COMEBACK FOR SAYING THE WHOLE NBA SEASON IS AN "OFF NIGHT".
      THE ENTIRE CELTICS DYNASTY WAS AN "OFF NIGHT", as far as SHOOTING GOES.
      The Celtics had the NBA's LOWEST FG% for several years of their Dynasty, yet still TOTALLY DOMINATED the NBA.
      Go figure out why.

    • @Mahmouddal82
      @Mahmouddal82 Před 9 měsíci +1

      No he said one better, you missed it. He said the logo was probably a missed layup. Stop it, get some help

  • @jenjabby
    @jenjabby Před rokem +550

    How are you going to demand respect and more money when you aren’t earning either?!

    • @SiravaD
      @SiravaD Před rokem +16

      That was heat.

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason Před 11 měsíci +7

      Damn.. Bars!!

    • @2w0nGranTurismo
      @2w0nGranTurismo Před 11 měsíci +6

      they not understanding this though

    • @TheFLiZiP
      @TheFLiZiP Před 11 měsíci +11

      Woman soccer team did same thing and they got beat by 15 year Olds and now new tournament going on and the woman have lost 3 games with total scores over the 3 games is 24-1 lmao

    • @ag-fitkickboxingbodycircui6254
      @ag-fitkickboxingbodycircui6254 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Because thats what women do

  • @Fotosynthesis858
    @Fotosynthesis858 Před 10 měsíci +9

    Griner is 6′ 9″, 205 lbs. Cousins is 6′ 10″, 269 lbs. Yet she calls him “little man” smh? That “little man” would toss her around & ragdoll her with ease 💯

    • @bmorg5190
      @bmorg5190 Před 9 měsíci

      So creepy that she sounds like a man

  • @lexbustamante757
    @lexbustamante757 Před 5 měsíci +20

    The raw intensity, the editing, the humor is just on point. This video had me laughing, I’ll watch this over any WNBA game ever.

  • @Thee_It
    @Thee_It Před rokem +262

    Skylar diggins must have smoked a joint, snorted coke, and drank 15+ beers before she said that 75% of players in the Wnba are better than lebron😭😭

    • @w.davidholland7228
      @w.davidholland7228 Před 11 měsíci +28

      You mean the whole league because they all think like that

    • @letsgetit90
      @letsgetit90 Před 11 měsíci +34

      @@w.davidholland7228-they should play against a high school basketball team.

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason Před 11 měsíci +28

      ​​@@letsgetit90 I remember the U.S. woman's Soccer team played against a boys' Highschool Soccer Team and the boys won.. Do they really want to get embarrassed by guys who probably has one guy on that highschool team that's already NBA ready?? A 38 year old Lebron James would destroy them with ease and nevermind guys like Jokic, Luka and Austin Reeves.. That would be so embarrassing to watch 😂😂

    • @1607Adi_Manz
      @1607Adi_Manz Před 11 měsíci +4

      ​@@kenrickeason football ⚽️

    • @justrelax8465
      @justrelax8465 Před 11 měsíci +15

      @@1607Adi_Manz in N. America it's called soccer. You're on a N. American website.
      Soccer.

  • @dontebullard7423
    @dontebullard7423 Před rokem +745

    The WNBA is like me playing 2K on the hardest difficulty. Miss tons of shots and barely get any points.

  • @RedSkies30
    @RedSkies30 Před 8 měsíci +7

    "I made garlic noodles today, didn't cook the garlic long enough 7/10" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @he-man5102
    @he-man5102 Před 7 měsíci +10

    They don't want to play with a lowered rim. So why are they happy playing with a smaller ball?

  • @stephenantonio3713
    @stephenantonio3713 Před rokem +726

    Lowering the rim isn't just about watching girls dunk. It's about making a routine layup!!

    • @cavrenodem2436
      @cavrenodem2436 Před 11 měsíci +26

      Yikes...

    • @rawross2.0
      @rawross2.0 Před 11 měsíci +9

      😂

    • @Marcus_shawn
      @Marcus_shawn Před 11 měsíci +8

      Real spill

    • @DavidTMSN
      @DavidTMSN Před 10 měsíci +19

      They want to be worshiped for playing rec center pickup basketball..."because we're women...hear us roar!"

    • @kennethharrison9409
      @kennethharrison9409 Před 8 měsíci +2

      And other shots from close to the rim.

  • @eddieanderson8221
    @eddieanderson8221 Před rokem +383

    Bro, you have better chance at seeing a bigger crowd at a March Madness female basketball game than the WNBA.

    • @cavrenodem2436
      @cavrenodem2436 Před 11 měsíci +15

      Totally true...

    • @johncrowley3322
      @johncrowley3322 Před 11 měsíci +3

      That's because 1 they have a built in fanbase being associated with a school 2 college players are significantly sexier 3 college players are more skilled then WNBA players. I'll explain why, only the genetic freaks who are reliant on their height, get drafted into the WNBA and the college system is less strict on measurables and more focused on skill development. 4 they're more interesting games to bet on and march madness for mens NCAA bleeds over into the women's tournament continuing the hype. 5 college players just play they dont push political agendas.

    • @thomasgirty6397
      @thomasgirty6397 Před 11 měsíci

      Female college ball IS better than the w lame b a !!!!

    • @CJEstradaMartinez
      @CJEstradaMartinez Před 10 měsíci +3

      I would attend a March Madness game instead of watching a WNBA match.

    • @chironjo
      @chironjo Před 10 měsíci +14

      I’ll give you a very nice women collegiate sports, and that is women softball. There is great quality of game there. The girls play high level defense in both infield and outfield, they know their game situation awareness, nasty pitching…. and yes, they are very good looking.

  • @mormormanthenyou
    @mormormanthenyou Před 2 měsíci +3

    "The Dunning-Kruger effect occurs when a person's lack of knowledge and skill in a certain area causes them to overestimate their own competence. By contrast, this effect also drives those who excel in a given area to think the task is simple for everyone, leading them to underestimate their abilities."

  • @ianrotheroe2540
    @ianrotheroe2540 Před 3 měsíci +4

    This is the most attention the WNBA had until Sabrina impressed in *checks notes* a wide open 3pt shooting contest…

  • @younggiraffe1982
    @younggiraffe1982 Před rokem +193

    My favorite WNBA memory was this season when I saw an ESPN comment on Breanna Stewart dropping 45 in her debut with NY. I went to the comments and everyone was talking bout what they did today and other people commenting on being happy on what they accomplished. I got some great laughs that day

    • @brettrobinson2901
      @brettrobinson2901 Před rokem +16

      Hey!😠...you show some FREAKIN' RESPEC'!!!.....now... what was the subject again?🤔

    • @ntrg3248
      @ntrg3248 Před 11 měsíci +19

      Well at least if she can drop 45 on her first try it's obvious she deserves a better league with better competition, which the WNBA will definitely not be able to provide.

    • @drewcowan
      @drewcowan Před 11 měsíci +6

      That’s every WNBA comment section!!

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason Před 10 měsíci +3

      I remember that! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @urmomsonmydick
    @urmomsonmydick Před rokem +177

    first time i heard britney griner talk i was speechless 😭 i just couldn’t believe it

  • @rickcarlocubillas2501
    @rickcarlocubillas2501 Před 9 měsíci +9

    I love the "id watch that" sequence.. Subscribed! Keep e'm coming my guy!

    • @DaCommishDude
      @DaCommishDude  Před 9 měsíci

      Nice to meet you, and I sure will. Thank you very much for the sub!

  • @iamthisiam
    @iamthisiam Před 6 měsíci +2

    They bare no ear to hear of any logical suggestions for drawing a crowd. The entitled want not your support, but your servitude; the audience *MUST BOW DOWN* to their delusional glory!

  • @boobo
    @boobo Před 11 měsíci +208

    Also double the radius of the rim. Actually remove the rim leave just the board, you hit board it counts.

    • @dannydavis2724
      @dannydavis2724 Před 8 měsíci

      ¿ nothing can suck like the wnba unless you're watching those crappy headed joe's throwing up those bricks ?

    • @Narxes081206
      @Narxes081206 Před 7 měsíci +24

      Boardball!

    • @grimsbyhoopstv8069
      @grimsbyhoopstv8069 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Common men …lol

    • @ikwilgewoonfilmpje
      @ikwilgewoonfilmpje Před 6 měsíci +3

      This some time travelling comedy. You almost killed me with this one 1min ago 😅🤣🙃

    • @josechavez2148
      @josechavez2148 Před 6 měsíci

      😂😂

  • @themaincharacter3203
    @themaincharacter3203 Před rokem +523

    The average height in the NBA is 6’7
    Average in the WNBA is 6’0
    I think it makes 100% since to lower the rim height by 7 inches to make it more interesting. I don’t think that’s disrespectful to their skills, it simply accommodates for the height difference

    • @wpriddy
      @wpriddy Před rokem

      It needs to be at least a foot because the vertical isn't there either. I had the same dunk package as Britney at 5'5". That bitch is 6'9" with a minimum 26" standing reach advantage.

    • @izsan9070
      @izsan9070 Před rokem +65

      The "lower the rim" triggered them.

    • @MrE_
      @MrE_ Před rokem +61

      They already have a smaller ball and a closer 3pt line, so I don't get why they'd be that triggered over lowering the rim. Although I do agree with them that lowering the rim doesn't solve the problems of the wnba. 12 year olds play on 10ft rims just fine with limited to no dunking, there are different ways to improve their game than the rim lowering

    • @shift7808
      @shift7808 Před rokem +10

      I still dont think they'd be able to dunk tbh. Gotta have hops

    • @jamesedwards1284
      @jamesedwards1284 Před rokem +6

      Gotta take wingspan into account as well, 9’ sounds like a good number

  • @stevescholl5479
    @stevescholl5479 Před 7 měsíci +7

    I didn't want to watch, but I watched. I didn't want to like, but I liked. I didn't want to laugh, but that bit about Cinnamon Toast Crunch and cleaning the dirty shoes has me rolling every time I think about it!! 🤣🤣💀

  • @craigbagley4893
    @craigbagley4893 Před 5 měsíci +11

    Thank you for this. We live in a world where most people are afraid to make an honest video. More content please.

  • @NyxOleander
    @NyxOleander Před rokem +125

    😂You are on 🔥
    I wanted to be supportive of the WNBA, but a lot of these women associated with the league are insufferable.

    • @caralho5237
      @caralho5237 Před 11 měsíci +10

      "I wanted to be supportive" That's how you know they suck, not only as athletes but as human beings. They really want to guilt trip you into watching their games. I've never watched a football match because i "support" the teams, i watch it in hopes of being entertained

  • @tylervue306
    @tylervue306 Před 10 měsíci +257

    What’s so crazy to me is that I am 100% sure that everyone in the WNBA actually already knows all of this. Everybody has been telling them what’s wrong for years they just choose to ignore it, be defensive, and not fix anything.

  • @begeez5688
    @begeez5688 Před 5 měsíci +2

    I went to a WNBA game the other day because it was part of my criminal punishment as community service…. isn’t that sad 😔?
    A judge actually declared that i be there to commence my hours. There were 2 other games i needed to attend but i couldn’t do it. I couldn’t last. I called my attorney and turned myself in. Now i sit here in general population thinking how bad a punishment it was for me to sit through that stomach turning, nauseating, revolting and sickening display of community center basketball. All i could think of when i was there was they actually charge tickets !!!!! for this. 🤦🏻‍♂️
    But guess what? That judge is a genius. As i sat there, all i could do was think of how much of a waste of time i was enduring and what has become of my life. All the poor choices that were made and how they could’ve been prevented. I didn’t even watch the game as i sat there staring into the back of some other poor miserable man’s head who was probably forced to go to the game with his wife. Sporting a cheap buzz cut probably chosen by his wife made me think of why men throw in the towel after marriage. A poor lost soul who had seen to much to be saved. There was nothing i can do. Just like the poor man i accepted my fate. By the 4th quarter i took off. I felt like i was enslaved by a cult and found freedom. That experience will stay with me for the rest of my life. I’ve officially retired from crime and now i’m paying my debt to society. I vowed to never speak of this incident ever, but the back of that man’s head made me do it. If we lost one i’m pretty sure more are on the way.
    Stay safe out there.

  • @wm_9640
    @wm_9640 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Your rants are UrinatingTree-level. Good stuff. And you’re from Detroit too? Subbed!

    • @DaCommishDude
      @DaCommishDude  Před 2 dny +1

      I'm 7 months late, but thank you very much. If you're still subscribed, that is. If not, I miss you already 😢

    • @wm_9640
      @wm_9640 Před dnem

      @@DaCommishDude my guy! You already know I’m still subbed plus notis on 💯 keep the grind up your vids are necessary

  • @olivercrespo2329
    @olivercrespo2329 Před rokem +325

    The refusal to make adjustments to gore the league in the name of “misogyny” is insane. NCAA women’s basketball is fire, most of those girls don’t go to the league, they could make more being a lawyer or something. If they made the game entertaining, spread its popularity, more of that A1 talent would go pro.

    • @MrE_
      @MrE_ Před rokem +26

      Yes. Some rules need to be changed if the league wants to get more popular. The nba rules are set to the standards set by incredible male athletes. The wnba needs to optimize their rules to fit better with the strengths of their players. Dunking is not going to happen no matter what, so let's find a different way to change the rules to fit these ladies. Allow for harder contact without being a foul, try different playstyles, different lineups, new rules... whatever is needed to make this more enjoyable

    • @Soern04
      @Soern04 Před rokem +4

      ​@@MrE_ i think lowering the rim would be a cool adjustment

    • @cawj7896
      @cawj7896 Před rokem

      ​@@MrE_ A bag of hot 💩 wrapped in golden paper with a 💎 bow sprayed with Chanel No. 5 is still a bag of hot 💩.

    • @bb-double-yuh
      @bb-double-yuh Před 11 měsíci +6

      EXACTLY! Most of those girls who play college ball much prefer to be a coach, doctor, or physical therapist.

    • @UnBR0k3enAngel
      @UnBR0k3enAngel Před 11 měsíci +2

      Especially with NIL being a thing now. You telling me it would make sense for Caitlin Clark, who is making MORE MONEY hanging out at Iowa getting her toes sucked by every media member in the country, to say "fuck it, I'm going to the WNBA" to not be watched at all for half a year?
      Never mind the hand over fist money that LSU gymnastics girl is making (she deseve it too 🥰🥰🥰)
      They need to figure shit out because if she can't save it, I don't think they'll have a chance.

  • @thewhateverkid2515
    @thewhateverkid2515 Před rokem +246

    The funniest part about you saying this video will get more views than a average WNBA game is how true it is🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dude you're already at 10k views in 6 hours

  • @wyattkrumanaker6116
    @wyattkrumanaker6116 Před měsícem +1

    they want the most unequal equality imaginable. the adage “just because you can talk doesn’t mean you should talk” really applies to the wnba and the world

  • @dij_troit1328
    @dij_troit1328 Před rokem +175

    Ngl bro, I just found your channel because of your NBA is trash video and I’ve been binge watching your content for the last 3 days. You real entertaining and I won’t be surprised if you in the next couple of months, your channel numbers skyrocket because you’re so unfiltered it’s hilarious. Keep doing you and being entertaining!

    • @DaCommishDude
      @DaCommishDude  Před rokem +29

      Much love man thank you for watching I plan to keep the momentum going and deliver the best content possible while improving day to day

    • @davidclark2702
      @davidclark2702 Před rokem +3

      This guy said exactly what I was about to say so DITTO! Don't forget us little people when you start blowing up!

    • @Fraudkuna
      @Fraudkuna Před rokem +3

      Same I found him on the modern NBA trash video it was very hilarious 😂 I hope my guy channel blows up he deserves it 👏

    • @jordancromwell
      @jordancromwell Před rokem +3

      Bruh same. I found him from that video. Subbed after 5 mins.

  • @insanefat6831
    @insanefat6831 Před rokem +226

    NBA is losing money by keeping it going its sad

    • @sqweeps.03
      @sqweeps.03 Před rokem +26

      The nba literally funds and pays for the wnba

    • @insanefat6831
      @insanefat6831 Před rokem +34

      ​@sqweeps.03 they disrespect the the thing thats keeping there league alive and when NBA players make good points to improve it they cry smh women ☕️

    • @sqweeps.03
      @sqweeps.03 Před rokem +5

      @@insanefat6831 fax. If they just shut up and play the game and let the league market the players a little better it would be a bit more respected and not clowned on

    • @VlRUSS10
      @VlRUSS10 Před rokem

      They don’t have a choice bro, they’re gonna get destroyed by woman everywhere if they don’t

    • @insanefat6831
      @insanefat6831 Před rokem +2

      @@sqweeps.03 I didn't think it was that bad that people are talking about other things under wnba posts that's crazy but that's what they get so oh well if they listened things would be better but instead they do what they do idc if I was one of the people keeping the wnba alive telling them don't shut it down and see them disrespecting me I'm done.

  • @stacycalhoun7620
    @stacycalhoun7620 Před 9 měsíci +4

    I cried tears of uncontrollable laughter, lmao omg bro 😂

  • @silvianosanchez8430
    @silvianosanchez8430 Před 9 měsíci +2

    What is insulting, is the women thinking they are as good as men.

  • @dryiyce5347
    @dryiyce5347 Před rokem +55

    Ngl, women's track and field changed my life 🥵🥵🥵

  • @timothy9979
    @timothy9979 Před rokem +143

    If you google the last few WNBA games, out of the 36 games that have happened so far including preseason there is only ONE game where one of the teams scored more than 100 points. In addition to this, each WNBA quarter is 10 minutes instead of the 12 minutes in the NBA. Why do they accept a shorter playing time but not lowering the rim where it would significantly help them??

    • @GuyKirk
      @GuyKirk Před rokem

      Because they're women. They (women) think they know better.

    • @blakelane5593
      @blakelane5593 Před rokem +22

      Not to mention playing with a smaller lighter ball could you imagine the shot percentage if they actually played with a real ball😂

    • @WalkerRoadRosa
      @WalkerRoadRosa Před rokem

      Because where we girls who want to practice go to play basketball?

    • @brettrobinson2901
      @brettrobinson2901 Před rokem +3

      ​@@WalkerRoadRosa A middle school playground?..

    • @jonathanking8800
      @jonathanking8800 Před rokem +4

      ​@@WalkerRoadRosa Street courts aren't regulation height. Most of them are around 9'6". They can practice anywhere lol

  • @bmorg5190
    @bmorg5190 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I WANT PROBLEMS ALWAYS! 🤣🤣🤣 that part was great!

  • @jmluc90
    @jmluc90 Před 10 měsíci +1

    The difference between the WNBA and a business (the Savannah Bananas) is that a business tries to find what it can do to draw the interest of potential customers to increase their ROI, whereas the WNBA players believe that they DESERVE the interest of the masses, because of who they are. They may feel that way, but they will end up just like that restaurant whose chef refused to give customers salt, pepper, or condiments, because his job was to cook, the customers job was to enjoy it the way he intended it. His restaurant went bust.

  • @imhassane
    @imhassane Před 11 měsíci +51

    “I bet you whoever this is missed a layup” I almost vomited 😂 😂

    • @aaronbaron3155
      @aaronbaron3155 Před 3 měsíci

      Same. Glad I checked comments before posting literally the same damn thing😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WarGhoulKharas
    @WarGhoulKharas Před 11 měsíci +26

    "Why are you at a WNBA game?"
    "I got high and thought I was at the arena by myself."

    • @CJEstradaMartinez
      @CJEstradaMartinez Před 7 měsíci

      LMAO!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ACE-sx8mo
      @ACE-sx8mo Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@CJEstradaMartinez "Why are you at a WNBA game?"
      "I needed some alone time."

  • @cdreyes81
    @cdreyes81 Před 7 měsíci

    They think they're so above it, lowering the rim. Oh no, they have to practice a little to adjust. Its a hame of layups.

  • @MB-el1ve
    @MB-el1ve Před měsícem +1

    WNBA is like watching 7th-grader boys who cannot dunk yet. No finger rolls, no alley-oops, 10 inches vertical jump, can't touch the rim, etc.

  • @MetriacanthosaurusProductions

    8:00 Imagine getting outpayed by a mascot 😂😂😂

  • @dfernandez3482
    @dfernandez3482 Před 11 měsíci +24

    "2 teams of DJ Khaled" got me 😂

  • @DesertMike
    @DesertMike Před 5 měsíci

    There was actually talk of RAISING the men’s rim to 11 feet because of all the dunking. But then they decided that’s what fans wanted to see.

  • @nellioclark7571
    @nellioclark7571 Před 9 měsíci

    Yoooo, you had me rolling when you pulled out the comments from the video! That's hilarious! They were talking about everything but the accomplishment. That's too funny!😂😂

  • @gunn25
    @gunn25 Před 11 měsíci +122

    All I know. I'm 6'1" and back when I was a young man in my prime I could dunk (barely). If I were 6'8" like Griner I'd never miss a dunk like she does so often.

    • @tuc0411
      @tuc0411 Před 9 měsíci +11

      Same here I'm 5"7" when I was a young man I could dunk just barely too. If I had griner height I'd be jumping out of the gym into some wnba arena and slam dunking the ball in griners face lol.

    • @johncooper9746
      @johncooper9746 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I could dunk at 6 1 as well pretty easily. Its not the same game.

    • @86thepodcast11
      @86thepodcast11 Před 5 měsíci

      She’s also using a smaller ball! 😂

    • @skyscout3
      @skyscout3 Před 4 měsíci

      I'm 5'11 with shoes and only once I could touch the rim with my finger tips. I never touched it since. Now I've had a long term injury I can't even jump

    • @skyscout3
      @skyscout3 Před 4 měsíci

      imagine being 6'9 and BARELY dunking if you're lucky

  • @MrVance-ux6fn
    @MrVance-ux6fn Před rokem +47

    The Best WNBA Player in my mind is Lola Bunny (Space Jam 1996).She understands what people want to see and she can ball. I swear to god make the rim lower and make their outfit a little bit more tighter people will go see them play.

    • @DaCommishDude
      @DaCommishDude  Před rokem +14

      They nerfed the hell out of her in a new legacy

    • @w.davidholland7228
      @w.davidholland7228 Před 11 měsíci +3

      ​@@DaCommishDudeHer and the whole damn movie was nerfed.

    • @standardofexcellence
      @standardofexcellence Před 11 měsíci

      If the chicks were hot and not lesbians I wouldn't care if they couldn't play

    • @rodneydaniels5635
      @rodneydaniels5635 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Id pay to watch the Cavinder twins. Theyre still in college I think.

    • @huh8338
      @huh8338 Před 11 měsíci

      i agree with your second point

  • @jshooper7819
    @jshooper7819 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I just opened instagram and ESPN had a post of 2 WNBA players marrying each other. 2 tatted up BW. People wonder why folks aren't interested in this product? This isn't even the first time I've seen WNBA women in relationships or marrying. Who does this appeal to?

  • @meyo1860
    @meyo1860 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Women’s pole vaulting changed my life! Thanks CZcams algorithm! ❤

  • @bochini1
    @bochini1 Před rokem +69

    lol this is pure gold. My suggestion is to elevate the rim (so no disrespect) and implement the trampoline, the players and the ratings will rise sky high.

    • @ACED1
      @ACED1 Před rokem +5

      @INTJ quickest way to kill people on a national broadcast

    • @ACED1
      @ACED1 Před rokem +4

      people already get injured coming down from dunking without a trampoline. now imagine triple the speed + triple the force. but im down to do that in the wnba, would definitely break the internet + some bones 👍👍

    • @w.davidholland7228
      @w.davidholland7228 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@INTJ Trampoline basketball already happened and went extinct many years ago. It was called slamball and it was great. But I guess at some point it wasn't profitable anymore so...

    • @pop2522
      @pop2522 Před 11 měsíci

      So nobody heard of slam ball?? 😂

    • @AR18123
      @AR18123 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Slamball: Am I a joke to you???

  • @spirenguard
    @spirenguard Před 11 měsíci +30

    Look, that nuggets mascot deserves more than triple the top WNBA salary. That dude puts in work.

  • @mostunknown502
    @mostunknown502 Před 5 měsíci

    Waiting for them to dunk is like waiting for the final fight to start in DBZ…

  • @RomnysGonzalez
    @RomnysGonzalez Před rokem +82

    AYO!. Lets be fair. Rocky earn those 700K at year. The dude put a great show and put people butts on those seats just to watch him. He's so good people decide to skip their bathroom breaks and food breaks just to watch him do his skits. The man is more fun to watch than like 5 other NBA ROSTERS

    • @CJEstradaMartinez
      @CJEstradaMartinez Před 11 měsíci +8

      I died laughing after seeing Rocky's salary compared to three elite WNBA players.

  • @Absolute8384
    @Absolute8384 Před rokem +17

    Telling the men they don’t want to lower the rim when those same men pay for their league is like me paying 100% of my own mortgage and letting someone who doesn’t live in my house dictate my rules.

    • @w.davidholland7228
      @w.davidholland7228 Před 11 měsíci +2

      I say its more like telling your boss you dont want equipment at your job updated, even though it will increase productivity and possibly customer satisfaction along with profitability.

  • @davidc4871
    @davidc4871 Před 8 měsíci +5

    0:53 They Don't Want No Help ..........BYE
    😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Savage

  • @Lakers_since_1990
    @Lakers_since_1990 Před 3 měsíci +1

    If nba players weren't aloud to dunk anymore, imagine the loss in viewership.

  • @silversoulken
    @silversoulken Před rokem +34

    Yo on a real note, Rocky being a championship mascot is a LOOOOONNNNNGGGGG TIME COMING frfr. Dude has been entertaining for YEARS

    • @DaCommishDude
      @DaCommishDude  Před rokem

      It's been the same dude entertaining everyone?

    • @silversoulken
      @silversoulken Před rokem +5

      @@DaCommishDude I wouldn’t know tbh, and that’s just off the costume donor’s work ethic(s). Rocky has been entertaining since I was a whole baby and I am 24 now lol. So if there has been multiple ppl doing it then they all have been doing a great job legacy wise bc you wouldn’t be able to tell really

  • @milofilo7067
    @milofilo7067 Před rokem +149

    meanwhile pregnancy is treated as a acl tear 😂

    • @ahobbyist9520
      @ahobbyist9520 Před rokem +27

      It kinda is tbh

    • @jordancromwell
      @jordancromwell Před rokem +6

      I mean it is

    • @starmorpheus
      @starmorpheus Před rokem +27

      Imagine if NBA players got pregnant lmfaooo. “Durant on the sidelines, 4 months due for his baby girl” 😂😂

    • @sublime90
      @sublime90 Před rokem

      more like a vaginal tear

    • @Sense71
      @Sense71 Před rokem

      @@starmorpheus not funny..Durant is man..so how is that possible? Unless u believe a man can be a woman

  • @Ayylets
    @Ayylets Před 4 měsíci

    I just realized that they are asking for a raise for the similar amounts of revenue, yet they make twice as much according to that...

  • @Jefff72
    @Jefff72 Před 7 měsíci +1

    A big reason for their lack of success comes down to the sport culture. An American Rugby player will not earn anywhere near a player in New Zealand. It's not like the MLB subsidized the BAA or NBA in their early years.

  • @rapz85
    @rapz85 Před rokem +92

    In all fairness and respect where it's due, Puppy Bowl athletes are legit. Plus they aren't gouged yearly to subsidize the Kitten Bowl.

    • @americanbadass88
      @americanbadass88 Před 10 měsíci +5

      and the puppy bowl athletes work cheap! give em some kibble some treats a toy and some belly rubs and there good to go!

    • @dimitriazevedo5798
      @dimitriazevedo5798 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@americanbadass88 thats alot....

  • @ErickJohnson-rz5lg
    @ErickJohnson-rz5lg Před rokem +23

    They might want to put magnets in their basketballs for now on so the shots can actually go in

    • @Billinous
      @Billinous Před 11 měsíci +1

      They also needs drones in the ball for those airballed layups

    • @standardofexcellence
      @standardofexcellence Před 11 měsíci

      They do in the nba, gambling is the only thing bringing in any money besides the charity of the nba's welfare checks

  • @DannyBoy-jy1kq
    @DannyBoy-jy1kq Před 8 měsíci

    Said the same about women’s football. Make the goal a ft lower and a ft narrower. Make the pitch smaller as well. Men’s football can sometimes be swallowed by a big pitch.

  • @BadassHonja
    @BadassHonja Před 8 měsíci +1

    “The very thing that’s keePING THEM ALIVE” I felt that one and I know you did to

  • @Kejmur
    @Kejmur Před 11 měsíci +44

    Ah yes, lowering the rim, is such a crime. And yet you play with smaller balls and the 3-point shooting range is shorter. Like this one additional change would suddenly make a difference in keeping your ego intact, lol.

    • @bender6316
      @bender6316 Před 3 měsíci +3

      In volleyball, the net is lower. In tennis, they play less sets. Football is non-existent. Baseball the women don't even pitch the same and are 30 feet closer to the plate. A nine foot rim isn't out of the question.

  • @mastermind2246
    @mastermind2246 Před rokem +8

    Ayo I asked the feminists subreddit two months ago if any of them watch the WNBA. I was immediately called a misogynist and got bashed for a simple question 😂

    • @DaCommishDude
      @DaCommishDude  Před rokem +4

      Pitiful display from them. We should be able to have discourse without labels being thrown around. That subreddit needs to be burned to the digital ground

    • @mastermind2246
      @mastermind2246 Před rokem

      @@DaCommishDude facts they banned a lot of men for asking them certain questions, it just shows how sensitive they are

  • @liamodwyer6316
    @liamodwyer6316 Před 3 měsíci

    I found this 7 months after you made it and it's aging like fine wine 😂

  • @hanoapuaa
    @hanoapuaa Před 10 měsíci

    Bruh I didn’t think of that before, but yeah volleyball is a perfect example of height difference!

  • @TopShelfJustin
    @TopShelfJustin Před 11 měsíci +35

    “Wait an entire presidential term for one dunk.”😂😂

  • @systematic101
    @systematic101 Před 11 měsíci +15

    I've heard their supports talk about their fundamentals are better and I'm always like "what games were you watching?". It sucks all around.

    • @bryannixon4297
      @bryannixon4297 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Exactly! The "better fundamentals" argument is a joke. You mostly here it from old timers that think the dunk should be banned.

  • @DonjiKong
    @DonjiKong Před 10 měsíci

    What if they did a test with crowds and lowered the rim to 9’? Surely a test for science’s sake would be not insulting.

  • @toasty862
    @toasty862 Před 10 měsíci +1

    The punching down is magnified because they're punching down at people who are above them... why are women like this?

  • @nunyabusiness1755
    @nunyabusiness1755 Před 4 měsíci

    If they think they are worth so much money, why don’t they stop accepting the NBA’s money?

  • @georgeburke2678
    @georgeburke2678 Před 11 měsíci +24

    That was the best and most beautiful rant I've heard since the day that my father went off on us leaving the lights in room we're not in and how, "Money and electricity does not grow on trees................" back in the epic winter of '77.

    • @DaCommishDude
      @DaCommishDude  Před 11 měsíci +3

      I am both honored and saddened to hear this 😢

  • @reesejames5060
    @reesejames5060 Před rokem +24

    I love how the nba is marketing the wnba harder than it ever has before as if it's a marketing issue..

  • @BrianStDenis-pj1tq
    @BrianStDenis-pj1tq Před 3 měsíci

    My favorite line was the last one about the mascot. Thanks.

  • @kenswift12345
    @kenswift12345 Před měsícem

    They are egomaniacs. They finally get someone like Caitlin who can bring more eyeballs and they want to squash her. It’s sad.

  • @plourde79
    @plourde79 Před 10 měsíci +42

    I have to cover my mouth to keep the rest of my office to hear me from laughing out loud, great stuff!

    • @DaCommishDude
      @DaCommishDude  Před 10 měsíci +10

      Love ya for taking time out of your day to watch. Especially during work 😆

    • @CJEstradaMartinez
      @CJEstradaMartinez Před 7 měsíci

      As I told our fearless leader, I nearly got expelled from the library for excessive loud laughter.

    • @user-sz2ri2yb3p
      @user-sz2ri2yb3p Před 3 měsíci +1

      You are lucky that Tate the office linebacker doesn't work at your job😅

  • @danielmokobia106
    @danielmokobia106 Před 11 měsíci +11

    The most shocking thing is these players are getting 6 figure salaries and they want more money. I thought this player was getting a mini wage because they were losing money since it was born.

    • @bryannixon4297
      @bryannixon4297 Před 10 měsíci +1

      What I was thinking when Griner started complaining about the wages. Only 200k a year? Poor things! Most Americans would love to make half that. You would think they are making 20k a year hearing them talk.

  • @MichaelFowler-bu3fd
    @MichaelFowler-bu3fd Před 3 měsíci

    It’s a massive money loosing operation. The only reason it’s still around is the NBAs fear of the backlash.

  • @walterwhite1
    @walterwhite1 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Hahhaa I laughed hard the whole entire time 😂

  • @dcaseng
    @dcaseng Před 11 měsíci +27

    At 3:20, that chick actually threw a lob pass against the glass as if the trailing player was going to dunk it.
    These are the same people who get mad at people suggesting they lower the rim to make things more interesting. SMH

  • @truthiscensored
    @truthiscensored Před rokem +39

    I will say this, the 1996 Olympic Women teams was fire. They got more viewers than Dream Team 3. The reason the WNBA was created. The female talent like the men talent level in the NBA has decreased drastically since then

    • @w.davidholland7228
      @w.davidholland7228 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Dream team 3? There's only 1 dream team period. Any other Olympic team male or female is just team USA.

    • @billegan
      @billegan Před 11 měsíci

      Yea you can't have multiple dream teams! Anyway, no women's basketball has ever been been good.

  • @emilwill6805
    @emilwill6805 Před 7 měsíci +1

    It is crazy that when someone goes to compliment you choose to be confrontational instead of acting like a sweet person… I choose way lol😂

  • @Jms3424
    @Jms3424 Před 3 měsíci +1

    They don’t want a lower rim but use a smaller ball.. if they used a regulation size ball there would be zero dunks ever

  • @free_at_last8141
    @free_at_last8141 Před 11 měsíci +12

    That "I want problems always" meme is so wonderfully usable. Great video.

  • @joecan
    @joecan Před 10 měsíci +24

    When he said, "oh, lord have mercy, I can't handle it.", I lost it. Well done!

  • @rickymacqueen6690
    @rickymacqueen6690 Před 4 měsíci

    Solution:
    Make the court smaller, eliminate the 3 point line, get rid of the baskets all together, add net at center court, turn court into sand and substitute in a volleyball for the basketball.

  • @mattlopez-kj8du
    @mattlopez-kj8du Před 7 měsíci +1

    I remember that stupid girl upset being congratulated by number. I played in highschool and in local clubs. Got friends(male and female) in minor leagues in different sports. It's common to be called out by number. Hell, a guy called out a patriot player for a great play, didn't see his number but he was wearing a red bandana. Players response was, thanks fam. Not disrespectful or rude but just a kind thank you. Wnba can learn the proper way to accept your flowers.

  • @trollinthedungeon5255
    @trollinthedungeon5255 Před rokem +21

    I went to Walmart to get like 4 items. I was in that place for 30 minutes easily just waiting for people to hurry up and scan their crap and go. I’m sitting there thinking how the hell are we gonna survive as a nation when people can’t even scan items in less than 10 minutes. Like if I’m gonna scan all my own shit, after waiting for slow ass people, I should get a 10 percent discount.

  • @Jcon4002
    @Jcon4002 Před rokem +17

    Most underrated NBA channel rn

  • @eddyridge5837
    @eddyridge5837 Před 5 měsíci

    When I was in college, I dated a female BBall player from my school. I did not play BBall in HS but she could not stop me in anyway. She was All Conference

  • @AMaidenlessRunt
    @AMaidenlessRunt Před 8 měsíci

    These women don't understand that there isn't interest in the wnba market.. they don't draw crowds therefore they're lucky they're even getting paid to play at that level.

  • @botaccount3449
    @botaccount3449 Před rokem +23

    This video already HAS more views than the average wnba game and its only HOURS old.