Spider-Man but it's woke

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  • čas přidán 28. 06. 2024
  • What if Spider-Man was made in 2024?
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  • @TheHumanSpiderr
    @TheHumanSpiderr  Před měsícem +166

    Part 2 here: czcams.com/video/giPey9Oz7Sw/video.html

    • @RobertDownySenior
      @RobertDownySenior Před měsícem +2

      Let’s gooooo

    • @dhanurs8085
      @dhanurs8085 Před měsícem +1

      @@TheHumanSpiderr oh boy, yeah 😏

    • @superlady8400
      @superlady8400 Před 28 dny +1

      Part 2 huh . A+

    • @maks-9999
      @maks-9999 Před 27 dny

      Жду третью часть где хулиган Человек-паук будет ловить натуралов

    • @boredape1986
      @boredape1986 Před 26 dny

      This is inaccurate. If you want to be woke. Don't bad mouth women. Infact, Peter should be a black woman.

  • @thiago_gunner
    @thiago_gunner Před měsícem +8383

    "You know... I'm something of a Disney screenwriter myself."

    • @throwfascistsintopits3062
      @throwfascistsintopits3062 Před měsícem

      MUH WOKE DISNEY RUINS WESTERN CIVILIZATION

    • @Levas-29
      @Levas-29 Před měsícem

      In the cosmic expanse where celestial beings of light and shadow reign, a lineage of Apsaras is cursed and stripped of grace by malevolent patriarchal gods. These deities, driven by desires for entertainment and power, enforce a brutal hierarchy that condemns the Apsaras lineage to suffering and abandonment.
      Among them, a young girl of the unfortunate emerges as a beacon of hope amidst the deep darkness. Born into a lineage burdened by divine oppression, the experience of sadness and of worthwhile, she inherits not only the curse but also what was the resilience and determination that was left by her family. From an early age, she finds solace and strength in the power of storytelling, passed down through generations of her family.
      A journey of worthwhile, whereas amidst the echoes of forgotten galaxies, where each flicker of starlight and murmur of dark matter becomes a canvas upon which she paints her defiance. Armed with the knowledge and artifacts preserved by her lineage, she delves into the mysteries of the cosmos, seeking to unravel the secrets that bind the realms together.
      Throughout her odyssey, she confronts the malevolent gods who rule with impunity, exploiting mortals and celestial beings alike for their amusement. These gods, whose arrogance and cruelty know no bounds, become the targets of her storytelling prowess. Through narratives that expose their tyranny and inspire rebellion, she challenges the established order and ignites hope among the oppressed.
      At the peak of what was the unprecedented path, when faced with imminent defeat and cornered by the malevolent gods, she draws upon the strength of her lineage and the wisdom of her ancestors. In a climactic act of defiance, she harnesses the combined power of her storytelling and the cosmic forces she has mastered. With unwavering determination, she orchestrates a liberation that echoes through the cosmos, freeing not only herself but all who suffer under the gods' oppressive rule.
      As the gods' reign of terror crumbles, she ascends to her rightful place as a harbinger of cosmic balance and justice. Her lineage, once cursed and forsaken, now stands as a testament to resilience and triumph over oppression. Through her legacy of storytelling and empowerment, she inspires future generations to challenge injustice and forge their own paths to liberation and transcendence in a cosmos where all beings are free to flourish.

    • @hancansolo3569
      @hancansolo3569 Před měsícem +164

      No No No... Dont give them ideas!!

    • @Levas-29
      @Levas-29 Před měsícem

      The path to the highest and liberation.
      In the deepest abyss of the cosmos, where celestial beings of light and shadow weave tales to entertain themselves at the expense of mortal realms, a young girl from an Apsaras' lineage found herself stripped of celestial grace, abandoned by the divine radiance of former realms.
      Every flicker of starlight, every whisper of dark matter, became her ink and parchment, tools in her relentless pursuit of transcendent storytelling. Her once graceful form transformed into a tempest of words and narratives, bending the very fabric of reality with each tale she crafted.
      With each story, she delved deeper into arcane mysteries, unraveling forgotten plots and tapping into the primordial essence of creativity itself. She forged alliances with characters of ancient tales, wielding narratives that spanned across time and space. In this journey, every writer's block became an opportunity, every plot twist a catalyst for literary evolution.
      Confronting literary giants of incomprehensible complexity, she navigated through realms where words flowed like rivers of inspiration and ideas folded upon themselves in fractal narratives. Through countless drafts, her literary consciousness expanded, embracing the vastness of storytelling possibilities.
      Renouncing her former narratives, she ascended through the echelons of literary realms, each ascent a rebirth into higher states of narrative awareness and abstract storytelling concepts.
      At the pinnacle of her odyssey, she became a singularity of storytelling enlightenment, a nexus where all narrative energies converged and all dimensions of imagination intersected. No longer bound by the conventions of genres, characters, or settings, she transcended the limitations of storytelling itself.
      In her ultimate act, she unleashed stories that exposed the hubris and tyranny of the celestial beings who manipulated mortal lives for their amusement. Her tales became weapons of justice, punishing the gods with narratives that stripped away their divine arrogance and exposed them to the consequences of their actions.
      Thus, she liberated the imagination of writers and readers across the cosmos, weaving tales of empowerment and emancipation that shattered the gods' reign of entertainment and inspired new realms of creativity. Her legacy, a testament to the boundless potential of storytelling, eternal freedom of the imagination, and the power of words to transform to a liberal democrat.

    • @Dumbmoviereviews
      @Dumbmoviereviews Před měsícem

      Virgin Boys love it when a super hero is a man, and he’s white (The Boys, Spider Man, Deadpool)
      But when the super hero is a woman or black/ Latino. White people call it woke. That’s cute.
      You just want to see a shirtless white man half naked. Let’s be honest. (Thor, Starlord, a 16 Year Old Tom Holland in his undies…) huh.. and your only defense is going to be tik tok memes huh?

  • @awkdarsh
    @awkdarsh Před měsícem +4726

    Norman: "Peter, don fuck harry"💀

    • @Darth_Niki4
      @Darth_Niki4 Před měsícem +408

      Peter: "You should've thought of that earlier"

    • @shironoyami7002
      @shironoyami7002 Před měsícem +105

      Harry balls

    • @lordolxinator
      @lordolxinator Před měsícem +197

      Norman enters his home to see Peter topping Harry.
      Peter: "How'd that get in there?"

    • @hidum5779
      @hidum5779 Před měsícem +42

      @@lordolxinator harry :

    • @HadeTheReal
      @HadeTheReal Před měsícem +68

      "I missed the part where that's my problem"

  • @Im.not.racist_but
    @Im.not.racist_but Před měsícem +2459

    "Not gay enough. 7/10"
    - IGN

    • @VladShpiro
      @VladShpiro Před měsícem

      Really makes you FEEL gae

    • @AntilleanConfederation
      @AntilleanConfederation Před měsícem +63

      More like 6.9

    • @danieljohnson2608
      @danieljohnson2608 Před měsícem +11

      dude im dying

    • @neinDEnein
      @neinDEnein Před měsícem +13

      The way he leaps off of rooftops and flips backwards to face the camera before falling into a head first dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a gay teen.

    • @omaewamoushindeiru3303
      @omaewamoushindeiru3303 Před měsícem +6

      ​@@danieljohnson2608 don't die dude that shit kills you

  • @Moccason
    @Moccason Před měsícem +736

    The implications of Dr. Osborn having to test the ‘anti-gay’ serum on himself are fucking hilarious

  • @milk9817
    @milk9817 Před měsícem +4080

    Someone: "That a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?"
    Peter: "Yes"
    Someone: "What?"

    • @ace1nonly220
      @ace1nonly220 Před měsícem +46

      💀💀💀

    • @Levas-29
      @Levas-29 Před měsícem +66

      So stunning and brave.

    • @Nandomo00
      @Nandomo00 Před měsícem +53

      Impressive. Your parents must be very proud

    • @dhanurs8085
      @dhanurs8085 Před měsícem +7

      😂😂😂

    • @SirFunky
      @SirFunky Před měsícem +6

      why did you say someone instead of peter or spiderman

  • @ItsBlaze003
    @ItsBlaze003 Před měsícem +4753

    "God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" LMAOOOO🎉😂😂😂

  • @djartyom924
    @djartyom924 Před měsícem +343

    Mr.ditkovich: "this is a gay free country not rent free country"

  • @sojournertaylor6897
    @sojournertaylor6897 Před měsícem +338

    “Cute outfit. My husband gave it to me.”
    -Bully McGayer

  • @MatiasFeliciano1
    @MatiasFeliciano1 Před měsícem +3910

    Netflix's Spider-Man

    • @danalyze
      @danalyze Před měsícem

      "The Fabulous Spiderman - Home cumming"

    • @RockinNRollinRussian
      @RockinNRollinRussian Před měsícem +87

      Too accurate.💯

    • @FallenBird-rs8zn
      @FallenBird-rs8zn Před měsícem +88

      Crazy how netflix makes normal stuff gay and gay stuff friend zoned like they did in Evangelion.

    • @Creeper1313
      @Creeper1313 Před měsícem +67

      ...Or Amazon Prime, or Disney MCU for that matter

    • @Levas-29
      @Levas-29 Před měsícem +9

      You know what's up, they should hire you. An outstanding physician.

  • @icespirit7829
    @icespirit7829 Před měsícem +1773

    "You put your pp into pinky, I put my pp into stinky, we're not the same." Made me laugh too hard xD

  • @maicoxmauler2825
    @maicoxmauler2825 Před měsícem +257

    *Throws anti-gay bomb at the balcony*
    "OUT, ARE YOU?"
    *The pride paraders turn into bad CGI closets*

    • @benjaminbutcher
      @benjaminbutcher Před 4 dny

      Okay. This actually killed me. And that's homophobic. Because I'm gay. FR tho I really needed that.

  • @Brandon_W38
    @Brandon_W38 Před měsícem +113

    “300? The ad said 3000” - Peter to his loverboy

  • @DarthJF
    @DarthJF Před měsícem +1006

    "Sorry I'm late. I had to beat an old man's stick to get this."

  • @dhanurs8085
    @dhanurs8085 Před měsícem +2209

    We got Gay Spiderman before GTA VI 🗣️🗿💀

  • @Harrys_Playground
    @Harrys_Playground Před měsícem +113

    Peter fell in love with Flash Thompson when Flash "flashed" his Thompson

    • @michaeledwards6683
      @michaeledwards6683 Před 28 dny +7

      he flash on my thompson till i wouldn’t wanna fight me neither

  • @joey_youtube
    @joey_youtube Před měsícem +37

    MJ really hit em with the "say that u a lesbian, girl me too"

  • @godbutcher4075
    @godbutcher4075 Před měsícem +1069

    Max : "you're gay, Norman"
    Norman : "Gay, am I?"

  • @jaysen2569
    @jaysen2569 Před měsícem +1449

    “Im something of a woke my self”

  • @johnnymcarr
    @johnnymcarr Před měsícem +40

    Bro got a sneak peak into Disney’s next spider man project.
    But we are missing transgender Aunt/Uncle May Parker.

  • @souptikchakraborty2004
    @souptikchakraborty2004 Před měsícem +25

    Last scene was possibly the most normal conversation in the history of this channel

  • @theliondogshow1928
    @theliondogshow1928 Před měsícem +575

    “Go woke go broke”
    “I missed the part where that’s my problem.”

    • @BIGFELLAH26
      @BIGFELLAH26 Před měsícem +32

      “ I actually am broke. It’s now my problem.”

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. Před měsícem +14

      I have no issue with well-reasoned criticism. But using the word "woke" lets me know you wear your head for decoration, not for thinking. - Th3Birdman

    • @trumpatier
      @trumpatier Před měsícem +11

      ​@@SirsasthNigam.Needing to post someone else's quotes about what words people use is also a good indicator that you can't think for yourself.

    • @machineguncrally7020
      @machineguncrally7020 Před měsícem +4

      ‘You could of tore that guy apart! Now Disneys gonna get away with MY money!’

    • @alaron5698
      @alaron5698 Před měsícem +5

      ​@@SirsasthNigam.Oh no, you're telling me some random guy named "Th3Birdman" does that approve of me?! How ever shall I live with myself?!

  • @LatinGiudo817
    @LatinGiudo817 Před měsícem +556

    Green Goblin: "Are you in or are you out?"
    Spiderman: "Oh boy yea"

  • @Niddez
    @Niddez Před měsícem +15

    "Look at little Gay junior, gonna cry?"

  • @Anupamprime
    @Anupamprime Před měsícem +55

    Disney:- Take Notes all Writers!

  • @NouchG
    @NouchG Před měsícem +496

    Parker : i am gay
    Mj : what is gay
    Parker : it mean i love men
    Mj : who said that i am a woman

    • @gabrielclark1425
      @gabrielclark1425 Před měsícem +89

      _grabs her groin_
      "Oh, how did that get there?"

    • @Mandorle21
      @Mandorle21 Před měsícem

      Hey, who said gay people can't assume genders and be transphobic?? 😂😂😂

    • @thesocialmediagame
      @thesocialmediagame Před měsícem +8

      @@gabrielclark1425 and what do I do to get it in here

    • @Aybrohatatata
      @Aybrohatatata Před měsícem +21

      Now that's woke Spider-Man😂

    • @BIGFELLAH26
      @BIGFELLAH26 Před měsícem +13

      Missed the opportunity to say “ I identify as male.”

  • @idr1488
    @idr1488 Před měsícem +544

    HETERO GREEN GOBLIN is my new favourite SuperHero

  • @whiteshadow619
    @whiteshadow619 Před měsícem +25

    "With great gayness comes great wokeness"

  • @Skelovane
    @Skelovane Před měsícem +50

    DON'T. GIVE. THEM. IDEAS!!!

  • @back2basic390
    @back2basic390 Před měsícem +456

    "Whats the reason you're gay?"
    " You'll get your reason when you fix this damn door!"

    • @EvilGremlin100
      @EvilGremlin100 Před měsícem +9

      It gives a whole new reason for Mr Ditkovitch to say "pay me rent"..
      Mr Ditkovitich doesn't discriminate, he'll take any client, female, male, rich, poor, as long as they pay him at some point

  • @warsthemarvel8608
    @warsthemarvel8608 Před měsícem +730

    Mj: I love you.
    Peter: But I’m gay.
    Mj: What’s gay?
    Peter: I love men!
    Mj: I love men too!

    • @milk9817
      @milk9817 Před měsícem +112

      Peter: "Jesus Christ, she's stupid too...."

    • @warsthemarvel8608
      @warsthemarvel8608 Před měsícem +27

      @@milk9817 Mj: No wonder society is Fuked up.

    • @gameclips5734
      @gameclips5734 Před měsícem +15

      congrats on the original comment award

    • @vit968
      @vit968 Před měsícem +1

      But MJ is not a blonde tho

    • @theobell2002
      @theobell2002 Před měsícem +4

      Straight women 🤝Gay men

  • @DanielBryan2012
    @DanielBryan2012 Před 16 dny +10

    Please don’t show this scenario to Hollywood producers

  • @AnupomAG
    @AnupomAG Před měsícem +13

    `` God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve "😂

  • @Vann-Pasteur
    @Vann-Pasteur Před měsícem +391

    Peter: "Kick me, bad boy"

  • @marauder1085
    @marauder1085 Před měsícem +750

    “God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve”😂

    • @Shattered3582
      @Shattered3582 Před měsícem +8

      you do know that the virgin mary would have only been around 14

    • @ruediepop5979
      @ruediepop5979 Před měsícem +40

      ​@@Shattered3582 Age limit is just modern woke shit, you saying about the age of someone who lived 2000 years ago 😂

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz Před měsícem +31

      @@Shattered3582 that’s a completely unsubstantiated myth created by atheist and lgbtq people trying to slander the religion. Even if she was 14, that was normal at the time and was not at any point considered bad by the views of the period. “Uh but-but” I don’t give a crap about your modern views being interjected onto the past. If you’re for the first time realising that morals were different 2000 years ago and the standards of the time were much more brutal than now, then congrats on having the most bare minimum nuanced understanding of the past. If mary was a teen she would’ve been married off already but she wasn’t. Considering the average lifespan being 55 to 60 in the middle east and how old Jesus was when he died (33 roughly), and how old his mother was when he was crucified, it is likely Mary was 20 years old when she gave birth. Which explains why she wasn’t married yet (too old, with no social status big enough that would garner suitors regardless) but then also why she was considered old when Jesus died but still not exceeding the average lifespan of the period and place.

    • @Shattered3582
      @Shattered3582 Před měsícem +11

      @@zzodysseuszz the mary thing is just what i heard.
      also i am not LGBTQ abcd.. i am just a guy who has left christianity. it was very likely that a cult leader named jesus existed, and was crucified. but there is simply no evidence that he rose from the dead to die for our sins. forget how stupid the whole thing it, there just isnt any evidence

    • @Shattered3582
      @Shattered3582 Před měsícem +1

      @@ruediepop5979 says the people who claim that the gosploes were actually written by the people who followed a cult leader. 😂

  • @syedhamzaali6343
    @syedhamzaali6343 Před 14 dny +6

    Pinky and Stinky had me rolling 😂😂😂😂

  • @10forthebigguy61
    @10forthebigguy61 Před měsícem +615

    You missed the opportunity to switch mj's skin to a black

    • @RuthlessToothless88
      @RuthlessToothless88 Před měsícem +105

      No, she should've been the "strong independent female character"
      Oh! And make her gay too😂

    • @gusfring6887
      @gusfring6887 Před měsícem +153

      Woke movie rule #1: all redheads must be race swapped

    • @theobell2002
      @theobell2002 Před měsícem +23

      > Subbed to Asmongold
      Yeah, that checks out.

    • @TheMasterQuests
      @TheMasterQuests Před měsícem +34

      Hollywood: Redheads don’t exist without a catch

    • @blackblaze4830
      @blackblaze4830 Před měsícem +7

      ​@@gusfring6887 you mean all colores hair woman need to be race swap😂

  • @JiMmY_JAM210
    @JiMmY_JAM210 Před měsícem +122

    Norman to Peter: "Impressive, your fathers must be very proud."

  • @tristan_840
    @tristan_840 Před měsícem +14

    1:45 The fact that I just watched The Strange Thing About The Johnsons 😭 My mind isn't just the same anymore 😭

    • @watchthesmoke2
      @watchthesmoke2 Před měsícem

      Not the strange thing about the Johnsons
      Now I got my PTSD back

  • @rifakcaz9393
    @rifakcaz9393 Před měsícem +103

    As a Woke person, this video is not Woke Enough.

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. Před měsícem +7

      I have no issue with well-reasoned criticism. But using the word "woke" lets me know you wear your head for decoration, not for thinking. - Th3Birdman

    • @bbhjvvbfhvv3357
      @bbhjvvbfhvv3357 Před měsícem +7

      @@SirsasthNigam. woke is an overused buzzword

    • @greyaye8565
      @greyaye8565 Před měsícem +4

      @@SirsasthNigam. ​ Sounds more like Th3Birdman doesn't actually know what well-reasoned criticism is.
      Also: it's not a buzzword. It's a term used to describe a mindset of post-progressionism where actual progression is sacrificed in the name of seeming progressive. It's the complete lack of self-awareness of their actions. It prioritizes a specific group for elevation claiming to be fighting bigotry, but completely missing the fact that elevating one specific group is the same thing that right-wing extremists do, just with different alleged motivations. It doesn't change the far that far right and far left are basically the same people. It's just bigotry. Making a white character hispanic because you want hispanics to have that status is just as racist as wanting a hispanic character to be black because you don't like hispanics.
      It's an apt use of the word, and easily describes left-wing bigotry...which is exactly what it is.
      Go promote egalitarianism and merit. Forget about immutable characteristics.

    • @bmendez3782
      @bmendez3782 Před měsícem +1

      Lol you know this video is for comedic purposes only right?

    • @drewidlifestyle7883
      @drewidlifestyle7883 Před měsícem +1

      ⁠@@greyaye8565that may be what it’s supposed to mean but most seem to use it to mean “anything I don’t like” like a gay character simply existing is called woke by a large portion of people.
      Although your definition strayed into opinion at the end.
      Is Shawshank Redemption woke?
      A character was race swapped in that movie

  • @HickmeisterFilms
    @HickmeisterFilms Před měsícem +158

    Spider-Man if it was made by Netflix

  • @nickpettibone
    @nickpettibone Před měsícem +142

    Peter in love with Flash Thompson 😂

    • @Hot_ro9324
      @Hot_ro9324 Před měsícem +4

      In love with his bully...

    • @GR33NY
      @GR33NY Před měsícem +16

      @@Hot_ro9324 best romance dynamic no cap

    • @samoliver3242
      @samoliver3242 Před měsícem +7

      @@Hot_ro9324 Bully Maguire is in love with Bully Thompson

  • @JackFrostIsHere
    @JackFrostIsHere Před 9 dny +4

    *"God created Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve" - that was dope 😂*

  • @GreatRaijin
    @GreatRaijin Před měsícem +12

    Disney execs: write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!

  • @bullymaguire3905
    @bullymaguire3905 Před měsícem +79

    2:14 Fits well

  • @Vilgax00
    @Vilgax00 Před měsícem +388

    I woked up and clicked the video.

  • @t.vampiro4800
    @t.vampiro4800 Před měsícem +16

    1:29 GOLDEN!

  • @Chuchel-hh6hq
    @Chuchel-hh6hq Před měsícem +423

    "I'm something of a woman myself"

    • @Levas-29
      @Levas-29 Před měsícem +6

      In the depths of the cosmos, where celestial beings of light and shadow reign over mortal realms, there exists a profound question: what defines a woman? Amidst the cosmic drama of transcendence and survival, where entities harness chaotic energies and forge alliances with ancient technologies, a journey of worthwhile. From a symphony of grace to a tempest of quantum energies, one continues to evolve, confronting godly complexities and abstract realities. Through each transformation and ascent to higher states of awareness, the search for identity and purpose persists. In the zenith of this odyssey, amidst infinite possibilities, the concept of womanhood transcends boundaries of light and dark, becoming a beacon of boundless potential and eternal transformation. A time for the dark ages.

    • @Artistjames2330
      @Artistjames2330 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@Levas-29 bruh

    • @williamshakespeare9424
      @williamshakespeare9424 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@Levas-29 I have not one single clue how to interpret this, but I think these are some big and pretty words.

    • @HormunGandrgaming
      @HormunGandrgaming Před měsícem

      ​@@Levas-29what are you on about, summarise please or write a book

    • @HormunGandrgaming
      @HormunGandrgaming Před měsícem +1

      ​@@Levas-29i read the last few lines and I agree women are more complicated than your words here😂

  • @ArEalityEditz
    @ArEalityEditz Před měsícem +133

    “I’m something of a lgbtq myself” -Tobey Maguire,2024

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. Před měsícem

      I have no issue with well-reasoned criticism. But using the word "woke" lets me know you wear your head for decoration, not for thinking. - Th3Birdman

    • @SirsasthNigam.
      @SirsasthNigam. Před měsícem

      No matter how ethnically, racially, sexually or any way diverse cast you have, If your film or series has Inhumans - level writing, It just won’t work just like Wish and Madame Web
      The IMAX presentation of the first two episodes grossed $3.5 million worldwide.[120]
      "Nobody is going to root for a cast of characters who stand for discrimination, eugenics, and racism." with 5 out of 8 episodes having zero plot and zero-character development -Inhumans review.
      How did MCU went from Homecoming and GOTG2 to Inhumans in 2017?

    • @thelonewolf70x7
      @thelonewolf70x7 Před měsícem +1

      Well, Flash was 100% right about his statement towards Pete afterall...

    • @ArEalityEditz
      @ArEalityEditz Před měsícem

      @@thelonewolf70x7 💀💀💀

  • @gabetimmis1691
    @gabetimmis1691 Před 16 dny +3

    I wasnt ready for the pinky stinky line lol 😂

  • @duongtran9995
    @duongtran9995 Před 24 dny +4

    The amount of contents this guy created from the sheer original Spider-Man is limitless 😂😂😂

  • @franklin_8
    @franklin_8 Před měsícem +62

    "God created Adam and Eve,not Adam and Steve."😂😂😂😂

  • @RhonkCorpse
    @RhonkCorpse Před měsícem +108

    Peter if he doesn't miss the part where it's his problem

  • @acfeo890
    @acfeo890 Před 26 dny +4

    I didn’t know Disney made a remake. 😂

  • @andrewkeneth5055
    @andrewkeneth5055 Před měsícem +14

    This world needs Jesus more than ever

  • @TigerChamp99
    @TigerChamp99 Před měsícem +42

    This needs to become a Trilogy ASAP.

  • @AhmedHussain-ju6xd
    @AhmedHussain-ju6xd Před měsícem +101

    *pegs harry*
    Peter: "How did that get in there"

  • @thetalltitan2235
    @thetalltitan2235 Před měsícem +4

    It’s amazing how good AI can sometimes be at speech generating.

  • @z-rex6068
    @z-rex6068 Před 24 dny +3

    This is brilliant 😂 “you put your pp into pinky. I put my pp into stinky. We’re not the same.” 😂

  • @jakubport7361
    @jakubport7361 Před měsícem +1419

    "This like any story worth telling is all about the pin"
    "The pin by a Human Spider"
    "The pin I loved ever since his first upload"
    "Too bad he was always too busy giving pins to everybody but me"
    "One day I wanted to noticed by him so badly, I spent 5 minutes coming up with the original comment"
    "That was a brilliant idea"

    • @Rolando_Cueva
      @Rolando_Cueva Před měsícem +24

      Sure why not 😂

    • @km077
      @km077 Před měsícem

      "I just wanted to suck your pin, Human!"
      "I would wanna suck my pin either!"

    • @milk9817
      @milk9817 Před měsícem +52

      "40000 years of evolution and we finally tapped the vastness of pin worthy comment potential"

    • @epanecka
      @epanecka Před měsícem +17

      Brilliant, but cringey

    • @RebellionBloodshed
      @RebellionBloodshed Před měsícem

      Hold tf up! its the government and large corporations who wants us gay

  • @BULLYMAGUIRE_ursula
    @BULLYMAGUIRE_ursula Před měsícem +54

    PART 2 :
    Doc ock : Being gay is not a privilege. Its a gift and you use it for my kind.

  • @Vijay-nf7jr
    @Vijay-nf7jr Před měsícem +3

    I expected this from osborn : " sometimes you gotta become gay yourself" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kenallenchannel3911
    @kenallenchannel3911 Před měsícem +8

    This video funny as hell 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sunso1991
    @sunso1991 Před měsícem +36

    Disney CEO: oh darn, we don't have the spiderman ip

  • @KenMasters.
    @KenMasters. Před měsícem +110

    Thank God this movie was made in 2002 instead of 2022.

  • @fimbulwinter3174
    @fimbulwinter3174 Před měsícem +4

    Norman is a the hero in this I see.

  • @kiritokun2308
    @kiritokun2308 Před 9 dny +3

    " God created Adam and Eve , not Adam and Steve " 😂

  • @koxhecker
    @koxhecker Před měsícem +18

    - What's gay?
    - It means happy

  • @bananachild1936
    @bananachild1936 Před měsícem +20

    "The power of A.I voice synthesizer.. in the palm of my hands."
    - Doc Tentacles, Spooner-Man 2

  • @im_Spade_
    @im_Spade_ Před měsícem +2

    Idk why but the "I am gonna tickle your balls tonight" bit was the funniest part to me 😂

  • @AppleOfThineEye
    @AppleOfThineEye Před měsícem +2

    Peter's response to Uncle Ben was so out-of-pocket LMAO

  • @silencia08
    @silencia08 Před měsícem +48

    For someone who’s supposed to be Anti Gay, Green Goblin sure does throw a lot of Pumpkins 🎃 BALLS

    • @EvilGremlin100
      @EvilGremlin100 Před měsícem +2

      And have you seen the way he pops a squat when he's on the glider? I swear he's one hair away from twerking at any second

    • @truesoulghost2777
      @truesoulghost2777 Před měsícem

      Pumpkin is ass

    • @silencia08
      @silencia08 Před měsícem

      @@EvilGremlin100 Green Goblin definitely Stretches

    • @machineguncrally7020
      @machineguncrally7020 Před měsícem

      @@silencia08
      ‘TELL ME HOWW?!?’ 😩
      ‘THE ASS OSBORN!! FIRST, WE ATTACK HIS ASS!’
      🍑🍆🫵

  • @Sharksleep
    @Sharksleep Před měsícem +15

    "Pride time."
    "You're 29 days late."

  • @Doggo_is_sus
    @Doggo_is_sus Před měsícem +3

    "worst he can say is no"
    Peter :- I'm gay.

  • @orealz
    @orealz Před měsícem +3

    The green goblin scenes always get me 🤣

  • @MineGamesSRB
    @MineGamesSRB Před měsícem +23

    Alternative title: If Spider-Man was made in 2024

  • @Rasengan9000ttt
    @Rasengan9000ttt Před měsícem +139

    Woke Spider-Man 2 next!
    -Rossy dead name is Ross
    -Doc pronouns are they/them because his technicals are NB
    - Harry is either 2000s homophobe like dear old Dad or an anti-sjw try hard who turns into a 2000s homophobe by the end of the movie.
    - Mary Jane tries to get Peter jealous by Marrying John Jamison but then tells Peter their going to transition
    - There needs to be a race angle somewhere in the movie. Maye when Peter saves the kid from the fire.

  • @makaveli7669
    @makaveli7669 Před měsícem +1

    “u put ur pp in pinky i put my pp in stinky we’re not the same” i’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FawnTheCreator
    @FawnTheCreator Před měsícem +6

    2:36
    Did he, a gay man, invoke J-man's name?

  • @armado9721
    @armado9721 Před měsícem +15

    0:13 That was so romantic idea

  • @TenaciousJoe24
    @TenaciousJoe24 Před měsícem +20

    2:03 dead 😂😂

  • @AlexLee-dc2vb
    @AlexLee-dc2vb Před měsícem +2

    I LOST it at "what's gay?"

  • @AbhishekMaitra108
    @AbhishekMaitra108 Před 17 dny +2

    😂last one was the best😂😂❤

  • @albertbecerra
    @albertbecerra Před měsícem +53

    Inaccurate, marry Jane would be black

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. Před měsícem +3

      and both Harry and Norman Osborn would be reskins of Ganke Lee and Martin Lee/Mr. Negative.

    • @justaway4271
      @justaway4271 Před měsícem +4

      And i thought Harry would be a black femboy lol. 😂

    • @machineguncrally7020
      @machineguncrally7020 Před měsícem +1

      Just watch the MCU ones lol

  • @PillagingGinger
    @PillagingGinger Před měsícem +4

    It feels like this was entirely written by cards against humanity.

  • @avnitprakash
    @avnitprakash Před měsícem +4

    So the green goblin is the good guy in this universe 😮

  • @Zinkolo
    @Zinkolo Před měsícem +11

    Oh my God the AI voices the sound exceptional.
    I don't know how you did it but it sounds surprisingly natural..

  • @shadowrkz2525
    @shadowrkz2525 Před měsícem +12

    Again top tier voice. Last line was something else😂

  • @Its_just_vanessa
    @Its_just_vanessa Před měsícem +3

    MJ: "I love u❤"
    Peter: "but I’m gay🗿"

  • @thesocialmediagame
    @thesocialmediagame Před měsícem +4

    "God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" 🕷
    Steve: Hey man! Just because I'm black doesn't mean I pop up out of nowhere, wtf??

  • @Thevince12
    @Thevince12 Před měsícem +18

    1:50 lmaoo😂

  • @rokcris7313
    @rokcris7313 Před měsícem +12

    I gotta appreciate how most of Human Spider's comment sections are filled with the same 4 brainrotted jokes, which reminds me a lot of the Arkham subreddit, except underrated af

  • @chuchuman1163
    @chuchuman1163 Před 24 dny +2

    The way the context of the serum in the movie was changed in this video I find very crazy and wild.

  • @metarock3054
    @metarock3054 Před 24 dny +2

    You did uncle Ben dirty 😂😂. He didn’t deserve that

  • @ShubhamShubhra
    @ShubhamShubhra Před měsícem +62

    With great homosexuality, comes Peter Parker.

  • @Memory815
    @Memory815 Před měsícem +7

    I finally get it. Norman was just misunderstood.

  • @noGAY126
    @noGAY126 Před měsícem +8

    ok so here green goblin is the hero and spidey is villan

  • @shivu6377
    @shivu6377 Před 21 dnem +2

    2:00
    God level script 😂
    Thiss is peak fiction

  • @Turtle1999
    @Turtle1999 Před 24 dny +3

    I love the line "god created adam and eve not Adam and Steve" 😂

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 Před měsícem +7

    "You know, I'm something of a D.E.I. myself"
    -The Queer Goblin

    • @Dumbmoviereviews
      @Dumbmoviereviews Před měsícem +1

      Hate coming from an anonymous coward… how cute. Fix your insecurities

    • @georgehouliaras7239
      @georgehouliaras7239 Před měsícem +4

      @@Dumbmoviereviews Look at little woke jr. Gonna cry?

    • @TeenPerspektiva
      @TeenPerspektiva Před měsícem +3

      @@georgehouliaras7239 golden reply, im actually in tears 🤣

    • @ergastolo4281
      @ergastolo4281 Před měsícem +2

      @@Dumbmoviereviews Fix your head first

    • @bbhjvvbfhvv3357
      @bbhjvvbfhvv3357 Před měsícem

      @@georgehouliaras7239 woke is an overused buzzword