Spider-Man trilogy but with guns

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  • čas přidán 9. 02. 2024
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  • @skvarty_dubz_and_wubz
    @skvarty_dubz_and_wubz Před 3 měsíci +1717

    I got shot by Human Spider's pin.

    • @TheHumanSpiderr
      @TheHumanSpiderr  Před 3 měsíci +283

      Stings, doesn't it?

    • @TheCAFProduction
      @TheCAFProduction Před 3 měsíci +61

      To everyone else, it's a nail gun.
      But to the Human Spider, it's a pin gun.

    • @lazypops3117
      @lazypops3117 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@TheHumanSpiderrespecially 'round the crotch

    • @Elite_Universal_Computerman
      @Elite_Universal_Computerman Před měsícem +4

      @@TheHumanSpiderr lol 😆

    • @Keiwa_Sakurai
      @Keiwa_Sakurai Před měsícem +1

      ​@@TheHumanSpiderrI've protected you in high school and now I'm gonna kick your little ass - Little Goblin Jr.

  • @IsmailAshraf-vv7ul
    @IsmailAshraf-vv7ul Před 3 měsíci +3395

    “I wouldn’t want to fight you neither”💀

  • @hurricaneghost8303
    @hurricaneghost8303 Před 3 měsíci +2939

    The power of the gun, in the palm of my hand...

  • @pysz6748
    @pysz6748 Před 3 měsíci +500

    “Are you afraid I’m gonna turn into some kind of criminal?” I’m dead.💀

  • @ClapClapMaster
    @ClapClapMaster Před 3 měsíci +302

    "Peter you are bleeding"
    Oh It's just a bullet hole, no big deal

    • @Greanbeens14
      @Greanbeens14 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Lol

    • @danka4960
      @danka4960 Před měsícem +8

      Actually he “got clipped by one of those bike messengers…”

  • @milk9817
    @milk9817 Před 3 měsíci +1589

    "With great gun comes great american"
    _Peter with a gun_

  • @UndeadGunslinger1997
    @UndeadGunslinger1997 Před 3 měsíci +1961

    Imagine how easy Peter's life would be if he had guns.
    - Always would be money.
    - Fixed door.
    - Fewer annoying villains.

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ Před 3 měsíci +7

      thats your mom.

    • @georgeoldsterd8994
      @georgeoldsterd8994 Před 3 měsíci +30

      Fewer* annoying villains. And yes, in this case it makes all the difference.

    • @jennaleedonian335
      @jennaleedonian335 Před 3 měsíci +12

      yep but worse morals

    • @kumarujjwall9572
      @kumarujjwall9572 Před 3 měsíci +33

      Yeah, you don't need superpowers when you have guns

    • @jennaleedonian335
      @jennaleedonian335 Před 3 měsíci

      ''The guns chose me, i didnt choose them''@@kumarujjwall9572

  • @catsquidcatoverlord9842
    @catsquidcatoverlord9842 Před 3 měsíci +211

    Mr. Aziz: Shoots gun right infront of police officers face while robbing a store.
    Police officer: "I missed the part where that's my problem."

  • @thomaschristian3550
    @thomaschristian3550 Před 3 měsíci +38

    4:53 this fits so well, the gunshot, the eye roll just perfect

  • @chrisss.47
    @chrisss.47 Před 3 měsíci +909

    Peter was way ahead of his time , when mp3 was a thing he already had a mp5

    • @Advokaiser
      @Advokaiser Před 3 měsíci +65

      💀💀
      When we reached SD cards, he already had an MP5-SD.

    • @jessefawkes2128
      @jessefawkes2128 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Reference to the MTV spiderman series

  • @MauricioOsuna-et8et
    @MauricioOsuna-et8et Před 3 měsíci +1052

    "I have ears like a cat, I will shoot you like a rodent."
    Average landlord experience.

    • @OtterTuna
      @OtterTuna Před 3 měsíci +19

      didnt know rodents could shoot people though

    • @MauricioOsuna-et8et
      @MauricioOsuna-et8et Před 3 měsíci +19

      @@OtterTunaEnglish is such a jumbled mess of a language 🤦‍♂

    • @OtterTuna
      @OtterTuna Před 3 měsíci

      lel which isnt xd@@MauricioOsuna-et8et

    • @David2073
      @David2073 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@MauricioOsuna-et8ettrue

    • @OtterTuna
      @OtterTuna Před 3 měsíci

      @@MauricioOsuna-et8et fr lol

  • @Grover91
    @Grover91 Před 3 měsíci +122

    6:50 had me creasing!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    "How'd that get in there?"

  • @tower_of_sd95
    @tower_of_sd95 Před 3 měsíci +48

    5:35 Legendary. Man needs a gun even though he's the protagonist. 😂

  • @trime1015
    @trime1015 Před 3 měsíci +788

    Nobody batting an eye at Mr. Aziz waiting in front of the store to rob it wearing a Balaclava is great current-day NY city commentary.

    • @georgeoldsterd8994
      @georgeoldsterd8994 Před 3 měsíci +99

      And as he enters the store\ restaurant, pulls his gun out and shoots into the air, there's a cop exiting.

    • @michaelrios5372
      @michaelrios5372 Před 3 měsíci +105

      @@georgeoldsterd8994The cop missed the part where that’s his problem.

    • @KaniForLife
      @KaniForLife Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@Ni-dk7niFor God sake 😂

    • @MFnDahk
      @MFnDahk Před 3 měsíci +9

      ​@Ni-dk7ni accurate portrayal of cops in New York *

  • @BlueRainbowSky66
    @BlueRainbowSky66 Před 3 měsíci +537

    I don't know what is the most funnier, the fact that Peter pretend that he's not a Criminal after putting a mask, or the fact that his Uncle is a complice.

    • @ErickGonzalez-yv1gc
      @ErickGonzalez-yv1gc Před 3 měsíci +15

      What about Mr.Aziz.

    • @carsonhunt4642
      @carsonhunt4642 Před 3 měsíci +37

      Lol that was my favorite scene.
      Literally tells him not to become a criminal , but is also his getaway driver 😂

    • @johnycraft7665
      @johnycraft7665 Před 3 měsíci +9

      Money laundering literally fr

    • @BlueRainbowSky66
      @BlueRainbowSky66 Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@ErickGonzalez-yv1gc Yeah. That was hilarious as well.

    • @Drathrin
      @Drathrin Před 3 měsíci +7

      An accomplice*

  • @aaronwillis1864
    @aaronwillis1864 Před 3 měsíci +41

    5:13: True Crime: Streets of NY.

  • @talkingtomato1025
    @talkingtomato1025 Před 3 měsíci +123

    0:20 the way he changes his grip every time he yells “go!” Already got me

    • @RudOnd
      @RudOnd Před 3 měsíci

      And the background :D best fake sky ever :D

  • @AlonPotsdam
    @AlonPotsdam Před 3 měsíci +474

    „Im gonna put some bullets in your eye“peter parker

  • @AliAbbas-lj7ov
    @AliAbbas-lj7ov Před 3 měsíci +284

    3:23
    The cop:- I missed the part where that's my problem.

  • @nj7217
    @nj7217 Před 3 měsíci +34

    6:58 deserves an Oscar for editing!❤

  • @venomark7883
    @venomark7883 Před 3 měsíci +41

    7:19
    Bully Maguire going for a double tap while walking away😂😂😂

  • @paominHaokip2203
    @paominHaokip2203 Před 3 měsíci +336

    "Peter don't shoot Harry"
    and he shot Harry in the head a few minutes later lol

  • @chrisresuta6675
    @chrisresuta6675 Před 3 měsíci +54

    Uncle Ben telling Peter to be careful who he turns into, and then helps him escape stealing money. 😂😂😂

  • @ShaikhAbdullahMahamud
    @ShaikhAbdullahMahamud Před 3 měsíci +271

    Woah😂😂
    He still lives even after being shot in head
    HE IS IMMORTAL

  • @DarthJF
    @DarthJF Před 3 měsíci +223

    "40 000 years of human evolution and we've barely tapped the potential of firing sharp pieces of metal at people."
    America: "No, not exactly"

  • @Andrei3111
    @Andrei3111 Před 3 měsíci +41

    4:10 that money laundry rly got me laughing :)))

  • @austinross1825
    @austinross1825 Před 3 měsíci +24

    3:52 this was definitely my favorite

  • @reidpattis3127
    @reidpattis3127 Před 3 měsíci +253

    Bully Maguire's gun is too powerful. Instead of shooting bullets, he shoots dirt and often gets it into people's eyes.

  • @prateekgiri1998
    @prateekgiri1998 Před 3 měsíci +142

    7:12 I died laughing when Peter came back to shoot again 😂

    • @ryanbhan2708
      @ryanbhan2708 Před měsícem

      Gotta do right this time am I right

  • @rafal.qwerty
    @rafal.qwerty Před 3 měsíci +58

    - 911 what's your emergency?
    - Help! I think my friend is dead
    - Calm down, at first you need to make sure if he's really dead
    - 6:34

  • @RAJ_2203
    @RAJ_2203 Před 3 měsíci +63

    Harry was always a good friend as he took out the gun so fast after Doc op refuses to talk to Peter...😂

  • @liammorriss
    @liammorriss Před 3 měsíci +97

    "You know , im something of a gun expert myself"

  • @sameerpandit5071
    @sameerpandit5071 Před 3 měsíci +142

    4:53 Peter was like - “You keep your f**king voice down.”

  • @StriveForLuck
    @StriveForLuck Před 3 měsíci +21

    4:30 Should have shown Bruce refer to the other sign showing no firearms allowed. Then Peter has to sit outside.

  • @Agent_Playz423
    @Agent_Playz423 Před měsícem +14

    8:06 bros casually shooting people in broad daylight

  • @The_General375
    @The_General375 Před 3 měsíci +56

    With large ammo, comes many shots fired

  • @OnlyMe172
    @OnlyMe172 Před 3 měsíci +158

    This is not "Gun-man" Trilogy, this is "American-man" Trilogy

  • @user-mz9lq8zs6b
    @user-mz9lq8zs6b Před 3 měsíci +33

    1:08 bro just be wearing a literal criminal hat

    • @chara257
      @chara257 Před 29 dny

      That is called a balaclava.

  • @andythurman8713
    @andythurman8713 Před 2 měsíci +8

    I love how at 6:26 it looks like he's legit shot the student because he's down on his books

    • @Imtrane15
      @Imtrane15 Před 18 dny +1

      Exactly, the fuckin editing 😂

  • @Deerkins
    @Deerkins Před 3 měsíci +164

    "What's your name, kid?"
    "The Human Gun."
    "The Human Gun? That's it, that's the best you got?"
    "Yeah."
    "Oh, that sucks."

    • @EmanuelCarrasco-gz1uc
      @EmanuelCarrasco-gz1uc Před 3 měsíci +2

      😂😂 classic

    • @RulezAPower
      @RulezAPower Před 3 měsíci +13

      "I missed the part where that's my problem"
      *Shoots the guy 3 times*

    • @AssGuardian07
      @AssGuardian07 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Gunman 😂

    • @zakwananiq2305
      @zakwananiq2305 Před 2 měsíci

      @AssGuardian07 😐

    • @ninjabee8973
      @ninjabee8973 Před 25 dny +2

      Bruce: The sum of 3 dollars will be payed to... The Amazing GUN-MAN!!!
      Gun-Man: I'm The Human Gun!
      Bruce: Just get down there already!
      Gun-Man: 🔫 No! You got my name wrong!
      Bruce: The Amazing HUMAN GUN!

  • @Cyber-300
    @Cyber-300 Před měsícem +12

    2:33 bro came prepared 💀💀💀💀

  • @sonofthecyrusthegreat
    @sonofthecyrusthegreat Před 3 měsíci +37

    7:25 Damn😂😂😂

  • @IZZIT
    @IZZIT Před 3 měsíci +49

    0:27 Bro was shooting at CJ 😭

    • @chrisjlee2013
      @chrisjlee2013 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Bruh that shi was hilarious 😂

    • @FusionKush
      @FusionKush Před 2 měsíci +6

      ​@@chrisjlee2013it was 🤣

  • @_DreamzGaming
    @_DreamzGaming Před 3 měsíci +22

    1:54 bro didn't notice THAT? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @helluvademon3936
    @helluvademon3936 Před 3 měsíci +27

    4:45 your annoying cousin.

  • @Georgiahomeb0y
    @Georgiahomeb0y Před 3 měsíci +21

    6:02 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mohitandcinema
    @mohitandcinema Před 3 měsíci +34

    6:56 that was so smooth edit. Perfect fit

    • @lprince96
      @lprince96 Před 3 měsíci +3

      He's got that Joker mentality.

  • @PlotlinePlus
    @PlotlinePlus Před 3 měsíci +20

    "I'm your friendly neighborhood..."
    *Breaks glass*
    "You know."

  • @Mr.Fulton
    @Mr.Fulton Před 3 měsíci +24

    Joel McHale was in spiderman?Spiderman?
    5:20

  • @Greyart_bw
    @Greyart_bw Před měsícem +7

    4:05 literally laundering money😂😂😂

  • @AlexTamayo.
    @AlexTamayo. Před 3 měsíci +39

    My favourite part is when he says: "it's gunning time, baby!!!"

  • @yim-dahdavis8093
    @yim-dahdavis8093 Před 3 měsíci +37

    5:15 "You dare use my own spells against me, Pottah?"

  • @Brian-hp7rk
    @Brian-hp7rk Před 3 měsíci +29

    3:47 I didn't know it was possible to make Mr. Ditkovich even better.
    Peter has hundreds of thousands of dollars now but still can't manage to pay his rent on time.

  • @DirdyJoker
    @DirdyJoker Před 3 měsíci +9

    Gunnerman. Great edit. My favorite was the over the shoulder shot at 6:20. Didn't even care if he went deaf, a real tough guy.

  • @abdal-hakeem5743
    @abdal-hakeem5743 Před 3 měsíci +19

    ‏‪ ‏‪2:55‬‏
    Mr osbon : ‏‬ Better don't shot harry

  • @MauricioOsuna-et8et
    @MauricioOsuna-et8et Před 3 měsíci +170

    Aunt May: "Peter, what is it?"
    Peter: "I got the money!"
    Aunt May: "Oh, Peter!"
    Such a wholesome conclusion to the "he always needs money" arc! 🥰

  • @Truth_father
    @Truth_father Před 14 dny +3

    3:59 you don’t want to talk to a family member you’ve never seen but mom gives you the look

  • @leoxzm
    @leoxzm Před 3 měsíci +21

    3:57 A real friend there-- real gee

  • @Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent
    @Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent Před 3 měsíci +18

    0:19 how mr bean would hold a gun

  • @LN4116
    @LN4116 Před 3 měsíci +18

    4:40 😂😂

  • @lucascostadacruz3215
    @lucascostadacruz3215 Před 3 měsíci +21

    6:40 kakakakakakakakakakakaka

  • @umahekashyanshofficial966

    'With Great guns, Comes great Bullets'
    -Peter Parker

  • @huzefa76
    @huzefa76 Před 20 dny +3

    Bro, that editing was so funny at 6:12 LMFAO 😂😂

  • @defi5
    @defi5 Před 3 měsíci +21

    When Peter got back in the car and told Ben to “go! Go!” I died 😂😂😂

    • @KPJ25Up
      @KPJ25Up Před 3 měsíci

      ride and go
      No go, go
      Ytp video:
      go!,go!

  • @jlev1028
    @jlev1028 Před 3 měsíci +18

    "With great firepower comes great recoil." - Uncle Ben, probably

  • @debmalyadey1064
    @debmalyadey1064 Před 22 dny +2

    0:25
    That "OAAaaa" in CJ's voice🤣😂

  • @manupm9161
    @manupm9161 Před 3 měsíci +15

    0:58 nuts lmao

  • @antarikshuprade
    @antarikshuprade Před 3 měsíci +6

    Gun man 2 intro was lit....with gta 4 music

  • @user-wd9vr3zv8i
    @user-wd9vr3zv8i Před 3 měsíci +17

    With great power, comes great pinning responsibility.

  • @RapGod89
    @RapGod89 Před 15 dny +1

    “R u afraid imma turn into some sorta criminal?!” Bro IS a criminal 💀💀💀

  • @HinckleyBranchRailfan
    @HinckleyBranchRailfan Před 3 měsíci +2

    4:16 😂 That excessive shooting

  • @dhanurs8085
    @dhanurs8085 Před 3 měsíci +9

    With great guns comes great power

  • @gedumlego3814
    @gedumlego3814 Před 3 měsíci +35

    Gun-Man living the real American dream🤩

    • @7fall
      @7fall Před 3 měsíci +5

      Yes, not having a gov enslave you because you have tools is the dream

  • @simplymanukin
    @simplymanukin Před 3 měsíci +4

    l love how Peter shoot his gun for the first time and smh instead of random pedestrian screaming in pain, we have CJ yelp in pain

  • @user-sk3ql4yg5s
    @user-sk3ql4yg5s Před měsícem +2

    6:56 "how'd that get in there" im fucking dying

  • @memepop6563
    @memepop6563 Před 3 měsíci +61

    4:05 money laundering 😂😂😂

  • @Gundumb_guy
    @Gundumb_guy Před 3 měsíci +4

    This probably took a lot of effort to do, and it was worth it because this is art!

  • @francisvlogs2865
    @francisvlogs2865 Před 6 dny +1

    The definition of great power comes with great responsibility

  • @shadowspector3611
    @shadowspector3611 Před 3 měsíci +11

    6:02 I love how she nods like “oh, just another Friday.”

  • @ShaikhAbdullahMahamud
    @ShaikhAbdullahMahamud Před 3 měsíci +23

    Oh did you hear that CJ screaming in the beginning ? 😂

  • @lucascostadacruz3215
    @lucascostadacruz3215 Před 3 měsíci +15

    5:05 kakakakakakakakakakakaka

  • @mistermonsieursirmandudebr9862
    @mistermonsieursirmandudebr9862 Před 3 měsíci +5

    "I wouldn't want to fight you neither." - Flash, 2024

  • @NightCrow2024
    @NightCrow2024 Před 3 měsíci +4

    6:35 harry harry , omg ......... DOR DOR DOR !! LMAOOOO xD

  • @spider-man1715
    @spider-man1715 Před 3 měsíci +5

    40,000 years of human evolution and we've barely tapped the potential of getting a pin from The Human Spider

  • @ProjectSK.
    @ProjectSK. Před 3 měsíci +6

    “Spider man Far from the hood”

  • @TheAdv0cate42
    @TheAdv0cate42 Před 3 měsíci +1

    this is genius, the editing, especially towards the end, was sooo goooood

  • @Soleprofit559
    @Soleprofit559 Před 3 měsíci +3

    The dinner scene when aunt May says . Peter your bleeding and he has a bullet hole in his head 😂

  • @COLLINS22689
    @COLLINS22689 Před 3 měsíci +29

    He's back

  • @Ohi0m4n
    @Ohi0m4n Před 2 měsíci +3

    "I'm gonna put some bullets in your eye"🥶

  • @notfunny3397
    @notfunny3397 Před 2 měsíci +5

    7:34
    True colours should have been the colours of the rainbow

  • @icarusgaming6269
    @icarusgaming6269 Před 3 měsíci +11

    This video broke me. Every time someone reached out a hand I kept waiting for a gun to come out, to the point that the surprises were when they *didn't*

  • @atomic3968
    @atomic3968 Před 2 měsíci +7

    5:41 💀😂

  • @MrSpartan993
    @MrSpartan993 Před 3 měsíci +3

    This might the all time funniest superhero thing I’ve ever seen holy shit!

  • @jasonmarin8187
    @jasonmarin8187 Před 26 dny +1

    "With great guns, comes great responsibility."

  • @theAverageJoe25
    @theAverageJoe25 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Thanks for uploading the spider-man 2 clips again

  • @shadow479
    @shadow479 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Uncle demonstrates concern for his nephew's future choices.
    Peter then is shocked and offended while wearing a mask and holding a gun.
    I laughed so hard

  • @destructor3152
    @destructor3152 Před 3 měsíci +4

    At least he's not as trigger happy as the Japanese spider man

  • @CHEEZYNUTS788
    @CHEEZYNUTS788 Před měsícem +2

    "GUN-MAN: NO ONE GETS HOME" 💀

  • @secondamentesecondo
    @secondamentesecondo Před měsícem +2

    6:41
    911: “Make sure he’s dead”
    Peter: “Done, now what?”

  • @f1andcarcontent
    @f1andcarcontent Před 3 měsíci +10

    0:52 lol if he given money so fast i will also show this to my boss