Pooping On A First Date vs Pooping At A First Dates' House| Squadd Cast Versus | Episode 43| All Def
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Episode 43
This week we debate
Waiting For STD Results vs Hearing "We Need To Talk"
Frie vs Chips
Losing Your Dream Job vs Losing Your Dream Spouse
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I Hope everything works out for Ty. Love her personality
The way Meg described it, Meg’s middle name is definitely Satan.
Sa’Tan 😂
lol she prolly tried pronouncing it as “sayTahn” 🤣🤣
LMAOO
😂😂😂😂😂 bruh
Wtf😂😂🤣🤣
I hope all goes well for Ty. Adulting is more ghetto than America 🙄🤢
its disgusting lol
Facts ghetto as hell. Bills dieting working all damn day.
Meg leveled up during this quarantine. She been killing EVERYBODY!
I wish she'd stop acting like she knows everything though.
She evolved into her 2nd form ! Wait til we see her Final Form 😳💪👑
Nah fr. She used to just be annoying on Great Taste but she's pretty funny now
Nicodemus Meechee o
@@googleedood9721 yeah I agree she just got meaner. I still dont find her funny.
Shawty just put her homelessness situation out there and everybody like uhhh should we make a joke or nah cuz this is some deep stuff!! 😂😂😂
I caught that too😂😂💀
that shit was mad awkward. I personally strongly dislike when people bring up their finances if its nothing positive. I just feel like when people do that their looking for sympathy. I don't think Ty was but thats how I feel.
Assata TaughtMe Facts lmaoo I know Kev was thinkin “I just bought a Mazerati IM GOOD”
@@assatataughtme3552 k.
BAHAH was looking for a comment like this. tho i love the humility n appreciate that kinda realness...i wish she read the room , this aint the environment she might've wanted to vent 😭
Shoutout to my boy Tahir, A WHOLE SHOW WITH NO “HEY TOM” *standing ovation* *crowd chants*
Tom had the night off
*hey guys, Tom here.* And I took a break for that week.
Ty is the realest one at all def...she ain't faking NOTHIN!!
I never heard of her until last weeks episode. So far shes coming off genuine asf.
I thought she was introduced through Tahir.
Yeah she's not part of ADD
She is usually on tahirs zooming with the homies . but made a appearance in squaddcast in a few episodes as of late and I Think she should be a squadd member officially
@Boi no one said that stop putting words In people's mouth
Ty is the MOST PERFECT addition to this team. She balances everything out!
Yeah but that ponytail annoys me lol
Right!
Jake spaceman u grown asf
💯
Agreed! I really like her
Patrick is essentially Lynn from Girlfriends lol ...real smart, never know what's going on at all tho lmao
‘Heavy pulp’ was Tahir’s nickname in high school
Hey Tahir- get Ty on Zoomin with the Homies so we can enjoy more of her as often as possible + we can get her cash app. Maybe make the move a little easier & treat yo self a bit to ease the feeling of defeat a bit. But its all temporary, keep ur head up✨💖
She always on ZWTH tho
Yeah I wanna cashapp her cause I know how it feels to have to go back home.
She’s 1/3rd the 1st Lady of ZWTH 😜
Middle names...
Meg = Sashimi
Pat = Bonnét
Ty = Savage
Bonnét??? HAHAHSHAHAHA SKRSKRSKRSKRSJRRRR
😂😂😂
Brother to Randy
Not sashimi😭😭😭
Kev= old big head.😂
I feel your pain Ty. I'm back at home too. I'm lying I ain't never leave.
😩😩😩😩
LMFAOO
🤣🤣
Nahhh 😭🤣
😭😭😭cryinggggg
Pat should be a guest on idk with jojo. I think Jojo would show him up😂😂😂😂😂😂
I could see that. Pat isn't super smart or deep.
I don't know...unfortunately
Lmao. Are you smarter than a Jojo?
Yes!
I love how intrigued Pat gets when he finds new information 😂😂😂
The way I feel Ty on such a spiritual level. Let’s start a support group for adults having to share space with their parents during this pandemic because Chile…..
For real because I feel like I'm going to die everyday that I wake up being at my moms.
JoyJoy's World Girl...I feel like an indentured servant. I can’t take it.
yes!
Momb
Y’all. They said Meg be on top with her man and it’s still missionary 😂😭😂
😂
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂 the disrespect
She didn’t want to laugh 🤭 😂😭
I don't get Tahir's logic, he turns on the shower when he pees but he's not willing to flush the toilet after hes done peeing?
TAHIR has been in therapy for a while tough childhood life. Kev had some really good people and some people with troubles too.
Working around him.
I think he was saying he turns the shower on in other peoples homes. He’s not wasting his own water lol
He doesn't turn on the shower when he pees. The discussion was about pooping on a first date at the date's house. He said he'd turn on the shower to get rid of the poop smell, but the lie he would tell the date was that he's a shy pee-er so he turned the shower on. Was that not obvious?
@@darrylrogers4490 THE WHOLE THING WAS A JOKE!
Not only will a child insist on sitting on your lap, they will be so deep in conversation they won't even acknowledge the smell or why you're both sitting on the toilet lol lol
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
I love how Meg’s voice changed from comforting Ty to being the sister to the boys 😂😂
You gotta give a time stamp for these kind of comments
*This should stay the lineup for SquADD Cast.*
YESSSS.
Agreed!!!
I liked Cynthia, she was so lively
This a good lineup. I do wish Doboy was back at ADD tho
If they could rotate Ty, Tony Baker, and CP I think that would be solid! I also like when Keon is in there too lol
Meg's middle name is Seoul
Hahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
💀🤣
Yoooooo !!! HILARIOUS
The delivery of this comment has me weak lmfaoooo
You guys make Mondays bearable. Ty is a great addition by the way. Meg started early😂😂😂😂
Granny Predator aint it.
Big Drink she is not a predator 🙄
Q
1. If it's a first date, I'm not letting a new person in my house. Everybody is a theft and nosy until proven innocent.
Exactly, I was like why would you be going to a persons house for the first date?
You could know them for a while before dating them🤷♀️
I would say Pat knows random information, e.g his sea facts, the wolf pack e.t.c and everyone else knows mostly mainstream things related to their life e.g. pregnancy, parenthood, marriage, growing up outside LA. Things Pat wouldn't normally know unless he interacts with other people.
Nah. Pat doesn't know a lot of obvious things
My middle name is Arnold. It’s doesn’t get worse than that for a black man from the hood. I got made fun of everyday. Especially when the cartoon character came out. I got called football head many times in my life. Y’all are fine Ty, Megan, and Pat.
My first name is an actual name, but it's not common at all and difficult to spell by sound. That's why I went by Ty forever. To be honest, my middle name is made up but when you hear it, you would think it's an actual name but just not common as well. LOL
How does any make fun of u that much for a middle name u don’t have to tell people about?
XSean K.dot oh they knew. They make fun of you because they can.
@@artofmajic lmaooo people can roast anything
Lmaooo okay Arnold is funny tho.
PUT TY ON THE KEEP YOUR DISTANCE COMEDY SHOW, Kev!!! Even though this isn't your channel. 😂
He said he would put her on. Ty said she is coming to LA in December. Love her personality.
It is weird when kev doesn’t say anything lol
He is working on himself okay😂😂😂😂he got a couple comments and now he wanna be quiet...we aint ready cuz
I like this dynamic. I hope this show never ends
Pat don’t know nothin about nothin 😂😂
big facts
It’s crazy because he’s really smart yet no knows very little about life!!! It’s like that person who has 5 degrees yet doesn’t know how to pump gas lol
@@Blackisbeautifull96 The plight of the millennial...smh
he REALLY has no reason to know what a diva cup is tho 😭
@@missjackson9410 Lol yea that’s true. I can let him slide with this one, but y’all know what I’m talking about lol
Tye is hilarious as a guest and deserves a permanent residency.
Omg the other night this dude invited me over and I fell asleep watching a movie. I farted so loud I scared myself awake🤦🏾♀️ He said I was farting the whole time🍑💨
😂😂
I did a little toot toot next to a guy in bed & I froze & tried to act like I was still sleeping . Then I heard him trying to hold back a laugh 🤦🏾♀️ I was dying internally 😳
@Tessa Derr how did he react? 🤣😂
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
🤣
They were all flaming Tahir. When Meg get started and the jokes is hitting, she don't let up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Hey tom looks like tahir copied and pasted the topics from last week in the description... back to you tom
oh tahir 🤦🏾♀️
Thanks Tom, it also looks like in that copied and pasted description, Tahir meant to type "Fries" but instead he typed "Frie." Off to a rough start this morning. Hopefully he can get in a rhythm. Back to you Tom.
😂🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣
Just yes 😂😂
Megs middle name is actually SCOOP
ScOop
I can't wait till Ty start cracking jokes with them...
Right?! When she truly feels like fam...oh man she gon slayyyy dese niggas 🤣
I feel like she has more self-deprecating, and story telling humor.
YAYY Ty’s back !!! Now we need to get Tony and CP back too 😂
Tony ain’t doing it...he doesn’t like the talking over each other
I TRIGGER PEOPLE truu
And doeboy
if this podcast stops, i’m gonna cry 😭😭😭😭
Meg is starting off ruthless 🤣
Pat and Quantrell got in a fight. Quantrell knocked his mustache off 😂😂
ik we don’t really come here for the topics but ... pooping on the first date ? wtf is that 💀
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do 😂😂😂
Bad nerves 😂😂😂
It’s a bodily function it’s not good to hold it
When bubble guts call you have to accept.
Ima need to see Ty momma...that part where she muted and her hand were going 🤣🤣🤣...but i sincerely hope she has a come up and get the living arrangement she wants 💕
I think Meg is lying, I think y’all said her middle name but she doesn’t wanna admit it lol
She has said it before
Its sue or sun
15:30 "Hey Tom, I think Tahir meant to say "antimicrobial" but instead he said "antalmicrobial" which seems to be some type of material to keep microorganisms away from ants. Anyway back to you Tom" 😂😂😂😂😂
STARTING A PETITION TO MAKE TY DAVIS AN OFFICIAL SQUADD MEMBER
Putin heard somebody disagree and he just puts his fingers to his ear and goes “Hey yuri”
Tahir leaves freckles on the toilet seat.
🤣🤣
💀
im on the floor
ew I didn’t need this visual 😭
Forget this episode , WHAT ARE THE MIDDLE NAMES OF PAT MEG AND TY?
@Miranda C. Wernli lol it's Bart
Once they started talking about candy apples I knew the jokes about Tahir’s teeth was coming 😅🤣🤣
I don’t have kids but my dog NEVER lets me use the bathroom by myself. He literally will bust in like I don’t know what you thought but nah you aint using the bathroom by yourself today 😂😂😂
this is my cat
Ty said "she go 15 years TOP!" I died 😂😂😂😂😂
You can tell Kev is over the " Hey Tom" thing.. He's been letting Tahir slide the whole episode.
I had a suite mate in college who used to turn the shower on whenever she pooped. We never understood why. The steam just makes it worse and carries the smell farther! How could anyone think regular poop is worse than hot steaming poop lol
I dated someone who did the same thing and then hop in the shower
Mane Tahir wildin 😂🤣😂 Nobody wants to steal your last name!!! Meg gets on top and calls that missionary!
That " I wish I had a real Tongue" Line had me literally on the floor LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣😭 Damn Pat That was Perfect!
Honestly it was a relief fr to see Ty was dealing with something similar that I’m dealing with you’ll be back up soon 🙏🏽🙏🏽
It's funny how every vs subject, there's 1 or 2 good points made.... then the whole conversation goes left... drastically!!! 😂🤣
Meg iron fist scoop
Tahir be talking for DAYS on them ads boy
When dogs stay near the door or watch you poop it’s actually a pack thing. Wolves also do it too. They sense that you’re at your most vulnerable so they protect you when you poop.
OMG YALL GOT TY BACK 😆😆😆
~25:45-26:15 was definitely Pat texting Tahir, then watching Tahir read the text!! Gotta be slicker than that!😂
14:53 Tahir had a stroke trying to get this sentence out...and no “Hey Tom” lol
Not really. Plus Kevin was distracted looking up Meg info
Hey tom looks like Tahir hit that CTRL+C CTRL+V on the video description
😂😂😂
Thanks. I know a faster way to do that now. 😁😁😁
Yeah there is no reason for Pat to know what a diva cup is 😂 I just learned what that shit was like a year ago myself 😂😂
Wait what is that?
@@theafromath why did I ask 🤮🤮
Rest in Peace Kobe 😭😭😭😭😭
I found out a few months ago.
Thinking of Ty and her slight existential crisis, only makes me wonder how many cigarettes she's smoking... Put 'em down Queen it's only a detriment.
Love to everyone making difficult decisions given the tough times, we’re going to be okay 😌🥰❤️
I love Ty! She needs to be a regular!!! Especially until she gets out of her Mama's house!!! 🤣🤣
Tahir maiden name joke was hilarious
Tahir messed up the description😂😂😂
Meg's middle name is Shirley fs
Zoom school would be lit. I’d never be late, class is recorded so you could go back and rewatch what you forgot, ain’t no bus, ain’t no loud chicks at 8 am, no fights, video games during breaks, home cooked meals, not worrying about how I’m dressed... I could go on forever lol. Maybe it’s cause I’m an introvert that I see the pros of zoom school
That's accurate lol. It's just that you get more work.
The only thing I would have odd no sports or art classes. But other than that... same
40:48 the moment I realised that "wait, Tahir plays the bass?!" Come on man 🔥👏🏾👌🏾
Have y'all never had Martinelli's?? That ends that whole debate on Apple juice.
Humidity makes scents stronger. It’s literal science, moisture helps activate the olfactory system and makes the nose more receptive to smells hahaha
Pat being confused about “pooping on your first date” for like 5 minutes before anybody noticed 🤣🤣🤣
Love Ty Davis........One of best story tellers ever on DYMM podcast.
Meg is unstoppable 😂
Kev son sound like he's in jail 🤣 Mrs on stage is the warden
Ty is a whole mood😂
Tahir as Pinocchio, "I wish I had a real tongue"
Meg is becoming my favorite roaster 😅🤣 her timing is immaculate
Tahir's logic makes me feel like I'm on some wild drug....nothing makes since.
Ty's reaction to "hot doodoo air" is excellent!
The fact the topics haven't been changed in the description yet is hilarious.
I I like Ty, she’s cute AF and I feel that voice.
Meg: Mav be in there with me...
All the guys: 😩😩😩 😂😂😂
Fun fact: Missionary is the only legal position for the military too...
This fact is depressing... can’t legally get your back broke... that’s sad 😞
Zacc IsBestest I ain’t no snitch😂 just tell the chiropractor a different story
Wait, what?
tomtik101 I’m confused too lol
Kingpyth0n always on board when a python is involved 😝
If you’re bold enough to shit at my house in the 1st date, then you just might be the one cause you have no secrets 😂
I love Ty😂❤️ when she had the zoom muted, I was dying bc I understood that frustration 😂.
As soon as we start....Pat don't know something Lol
My Monday is off to a bad start. It’s gonna be Long day. Can I get one more of these please?
Jesus, Meg really trying to fill the Doboy spot with these arguments..."I don't like juices you can't see through." 🤣🤣🤣
"Nobody wants to take your maiden name"
DAMN!!!!! XD
who is picking these topics ?! man said pooping at your first dates house or pooping on your first date 🤦🏾♂️😪
"Hey Tom. We are witnessing an all time great performance by Tahir. No real slip ups so far. We will definitely remember this historic day. Back to you Tom."
Meg is literally JUST here to roast people now.
I've really been enjoying these 1hr + videos ! Meg been snappin' during this whole quarantine
These are the types of questions we should be asking. Thanks ADD!
I don't what they talking about I could tell the difference between "Carmex" and "Car Max" but maybe it's just me.