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  • čas přidán 21. 04. 2024
  • Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.
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    Rob Haze
    Brandon Broady
    This Week We Discuss
    Never Have To Eat vs Never Have To Sleep
    Beef W/ 50 Cent vs W/ Rick Ross
    Remember Every Dream & Slowly Lose Sense Or Reality vs Every Nightmare Comes True
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Komentáře • 275

  • @call_me_dsay
    @call_me_dsay Před měsícem +125

    Patrick as the host was something I didn’t know I needed 😭😭😭

    • @kitashawillis118
      @kitashawillis118 Před měsícem +29

      Patrick as host was something he didn't know he WAS!!!

    • @sabrinashy1732
      @sabrinashy1732 Před měsícem +10

      Pat is hilarious. Pat, Meg, and CP are essential to this show in my opinion.

    • @kitashawillis118
      @kitashawillis118 Před měsícem +4

      @@sabrinashy1732 CP & Pat should do a little something together. The Roaster & The Comedian Who Didn't Know!

    • @Yurrr823
      @Yurrr823 Před měsícem +3

      @kitashawillis118 🤣🤣 the comedian who didn't kno got it

    • @sabrinashy1732
      @sabrinashy1732 Před 18 dny

      @@kitashawillis118 that would be the funniest thing ever! I miss CP.. I’m assuming he’s no longer going to be on the show 😔

  • @itsmisscece3075
    @itsmisscece3075 Před měsícem +64

    Rob haze is soooo unserious lmao I love him 😂😂😂

    • @Wagwan38
      @Wagwan38 Před měsícem +1

      I thought cp had that Sammy Sosa surgery for a sec

  • @cjackson4225
    @cjackson4225 Před měsícem +58

    "Don't act like Arthur didn't be with the books" 😂😂😂

  • @justright4b
    @justright4b Před měsícem +98

    "Why would i need an authentic jersey, im not getting in the game"😂😂😂

  • @Yurrr823
    @Yurrr823 Před měsícem +210

    This cast surprised me.. Rob n pat carried this 1 😂 .. 1 thing I've noticed.. as long as either pat or Meg Is present..we gone be alright 😂😂

    • @MrJtYates
      @MrJtYates Před měsícem +26

      Speak for yourself fr...I need Tahir as host to make this feel like an official Squaddcast

    • @Yurrr823
      @Yurrr823 Před měsícem +14

      @MrJtYates ... ehh.. need is a reach..if he stopped hosting....u would still watch... stop the cap! 😂

    • @painsenpai01
      @painsenpai01 Před měsícem +11

      But Tahir energy be wildin' and it's very fun to see the OGs play off each other's antics especially Meg annoying Tahir or Pat roasting Tahir to the point of rib hurting laughter

    • @kayla-xd7hi
      @kayla-xd7hi Před měsícem +11

      Facts if pat ,kev,meg not there only tahir ima skip😭😭

    • @cmn225
      @cmn225 Před měsícem +7

      @@MrJtYatesyeah tbh i'm indifferent towards if Tahir's on an episode or not...as long as Meg and Pat are there and Dion isn't

  • @kristinhoward7564
    @kristinhoward7564 Před měsícem +22

    Meg giving the guys period talk is hilarious😂 😂 applause to them for wanting to learn 🫶🏾

  • @mooneydakid
    @mooneydakid Před měsícem +28

    How is it that every time Pat hosts something it sounds like he’s struggling reading a teleprompter in a fake white voice? Lmfaoo kills me every time 😂🤣

  • @mooneydakid
    @mooneydakid Před měsícem +44

    Patrick hosting is hilarious he’s even funnier hosting on here than DIYS lmaoo

  • @ny2768
    @ny2768 Před měsícem +23

    26:33 Let the people know Rob. He's breaking down the bills and reviewing them for the People. 👏👏👏

  • @kornandpeasandcarrot
    @kornandpeasandcarrot Před měsícem +11

    "Ain't nobody writing books saying they're an arthur." 😂😂😂😂

  • @tippstopps7722
    @tippstopps7722 Před měsícem +27

    Pat said the G-Unit tank look like a gown on him😂😂😂

  • @DELFOND0
    @DELFOND0 Před měsícem +3

    27:28 “ I come out to childish gambino stay woke “ 😂

  • @RayDickulousness
    @RayDickulousness Před měsícem +11

    Rob on here with Tahir tongue lmao

  • @mrexecutive
    @mrexecutive Před měsícem +53

    Pat said Meg was the bailiff💀😂

  • @ellissmith23
    @ellissmith23 Před měsícem +13

    Pat was not prepared to host but he did aight 😂

  • @javonnamertil6253
    @javonnamertil6253 Před měsícem +11

    “Ian know you had to be buff for it to curve” someone tell pat to say pause 😭😭

  • @number5mama461
    @number5mama461 Před měsícem +5

    I personally need Kanisha Buss or Rob Haze at least once a month! Cause the way I laugh at Rob’s nonchalantness and Kanisha’s laugh is medicine for my soul! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😍

  • @MyJosh33
    @MyJosh33 Před měsícem +41

    Been waiting for this just to post this comment!
    Permanent popcorn kernel in your tooth vs Itch under your foot you can never scratch

    • @laugh_til_ithurts
      @laugh_til_ithurts Před měsícem +4

      Omg this is heinous 😂😂😂😂 def hope they put this in a future episode 🔥

    • @MyJosh33
      @MyJosh33 Před měsícem

      @@laugh_til_ithurts I know 😏😈

    • @_kha0tik
      @_kha0tik Před měsícem +1

      this is such a chaotic topic 😅😂😂

    • @RKfMaster
      @RKfMaster Před měsícem +1

      I would end my life 😂😂

    • @ms.branch1207
      @ms.branch1207 Před měsícem

      Kill me & the wizard 😡🪄

  • @mariahknox9462
    @mariahknox9462 Před měsícem +10

    Can yall plz convince Tony Baker to do one more squad cast ❤

    • @islandneni1829
      @islandneni1829 Před měsícem

      He won't. He doesn't like how everyone talks over each other. They've said it a bunch of times. But if only I do miss Tony on these

  • @chantaii7791
    @chantaii7791 Před měsícem +10

    "Can you talk in your dreams?"
    This question had me CRYING!! 😭🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @SNAB1987
    @SNAB1987 Před měsícem +10

    At the end Meg gonna scare everyone into NOT going back to sleep 😂

  • @JOmega2007
    @JOmega2007 Před měsícem +5

    Meg talking about pee dreams. No matter how old you are, if you have a pee dream, it's already too late.

  • @brittney3532
    @brittney3532 Před měsícem +8

    Patrick sounds like Rick of Rick and Morty trying to introduce the topics lol.

  • @dancemusikk
    @dancemusikk Před měsícem +4

    Lmaoooooo Pat and the “but you can do that now!!” Is so funny 😂😂😂

  • @MissCheryl810
    @MissCheryl810 Před měsícem +4

    Broady's mustache is WIIIIILD to me for some reason!!!!!!

  • @Sunshroom__
    @Sunshroom__ Před měsícem +5

    Rob vs Pat 🤣 the rival I never knew I needed

  • @jermainesmith5182
    @jermainesmith5182 Před měsícem +24

    Lets get this Monday started.

  • @ladya1724
    @ladya1724 Před měsícem +5

    Good to see Rob and Brody!

  • @shibbymccoy
    @shibbymccoy Před měsícem +3

    Meg..I've had that same theory about sleep paralyzes..I've had those dreams since I was Hella young..thank God they stopped around the age of 17

  • @bellabee3326
    @bellabee3326 Před měsícem +3

    I love when T is not there and the whole show is literally like a seventh grade classroom 😭😭😭

  • @snaxzdaman1
    @snaxzdaman1 Před měsícem +3

    Definitely had 1 on my chest.. I never sleep on my back, but i was drained and passed out

    • @halo-august3452
      @halo-august3452 Před měsícem

      The Only Time I Had It Was When I Was Sleeping On My Back. It Was Definitely A Demon. The Figure, Energy And Pressure On My Chest And In My Room Was Real. It Wasn't Imaginary As Some People Keep Claiming.

  • @jenniferturner6953
    @jenniferturner6953 Před měsícem +3

    Really funny episode! I literally laughed out loud at the beginning. 🤣
    Pertaining to the end where they were discussing sleep paralysis astral projection… These experiences are demonic! If you are ever in either of these situations call on the name of Jesus repeatedly. When you wake up, fall on your knees, repent of your sins and give your life to Christ. Develop a personal relationship with Him and He will protect you while you sleep and also open your eyes to the spiritual realm of He so desires.
    The reason sleep paralysis occurs is because through sin you’ve unknowingly opened doors to demonic entities that will torment you. Only the blood of Christ can free you completely from all evil.
    I pray mercy, grace, blessings and favor over everyone who views this episode. 💕

  • @donkeedyk2615
    @donkeedyk2615 Před měsícem +2

    Always putting on a great time. Thanks again y'all!

  • @jasonjason2789
    @jasonjason2789 Před měsícem +3

    Rob with the effortless comedy 😅

  • @Dyzashi
    @Dyzashi Před měsícem +10

    Just as I'm getting ready for work...ayeeee...broadie look like the mustache menace.

    • @Yurrr823
      @Yurrr823 Před měsícem +4

      Fidel Castro looking ahh😂😂

  • @MRK-44
    @MRK-44 Před měsícem +3

    Man this made my day. I laughed the whole time.

  • @marytem95
    @marytem95 Před měsícem +3

    Sleepy Joe and Wakey Rob 🤣🤣

  • @StrengthFromWithinLLC
    @StrengthFromWithinLLC Před měsícem +2

    We luv Rob n Broady 😊🎉

  • @Verbs611
    @Verbs611 Před měsícem +2

    The 1st question went over everyones head. It doesn't say you can't eat or sleep. It says you dont have to.

    • @kitashawillis118
      @kitashawillis118 Před měsícem

      Ahh!!👏👏👏 DOUBLE ANTONDRA (ANTANDRA)!! BRAVO 👏

  • @Dadesouf
    @Dadesouf Před měsícem +3

    Meg dreams about rulers 📏 and daily planners 📒

  • @karlyn132
    @karlyn132 Před měsícem +3

    AYOOO I WAS CACKLING THIS EPISODE😂

  • @kiakia7967
    @kiakia7967 Před měsícem

    I was looking forward to this!! 🎉

  • @farenzeks437
    @farenzeks437 Před měsícem +2

    Pat hosting felt like Interdemensional Cable from Rick & Morty

  • @husslewestbrook4813
    @husslewestbrook4813 Před měsícem +2

    5:09 I SWEAR I seen Keenan baker on a court show before lol

  • @you_can_call_me_T
    @you_can_call_me_T Před měsícem +2

    That last conversation was real. You need the power of God to fight those things. And i mean Jesus, not some nondescript universal being.

  • @cdford09
    @cdford09 Před měsícem +2

    Sleep paralysis is the scariest thing ever... happens to me way too often

  • @escapingmundane
    @escapingmundane Před měsícem +1

    Cool episode

  • @johnaries2211
    @johnaries2211 Před měsícem +1

    Them talking about it made it a good topic would you rather have all fake clothes jewelry or all stolen clothes jewelry 😂😂

    • @cmn225
      @cmn225 Před měsícem

      definitely stolen i can't do fake

  • @noonyboon
    @noonyboon Před měsícem +8

    Home with the flu. This is just what I needed. 🙏🏾

  • @KJMobby
    @KJMobby Před měsícem +2

    My aunt was on judge mathis and her case was real

  • @ChristianJoyD
    @ChristianJoyD Před měsícem +2

    Broady was my producer for my court episode

  • @ninat.5120
    @ninat.5120 Před měsícem

    This is a wholesome cast!!!! 🥰

  • @nextlevel6663
    @nextlevel6663 Před měsícem +1

    Let's go! Funny Monday!

  • @MasutaMJ
    @MasutaMJ Před měsícem +2

    Patrick hosting is too chaotic. Now why Meg let him do this today

  • @lesleyscyrus
    @lesleyscyrus Před měsícem +1

    Good Morning Squadd❤

  • @tts_kekkei5257
    @tts_kekkei5257 Před měsícem +1

    So Meg and Pat gone just hold us down like this huh?😁

  • @ironmike7777
    @ironmike7777 Před měsícem +1

    I’m actually really surprised Meg didn’t know about lucid dreaming lol

  • @thomasm2161
    @thomasm2161 Před měsícem +2

    This was good 😂

  • @MsJmb1980
    @MsJmb1980 Před měsícem +1

    Shout out to the “Business Casual Club” Era!

  • @RKfMaster
    @RKfMaster Před měsícem +4

    Rob is me I'd just spend my extra time watching movies and shows

  • @adielwilson8749
    @adielwilson8749 Před měsícem +2

    Two eclipses have passed since the last time Pat was on time

  • @Lshawn
    @Lshawn Před měsícem +4

    Sleep paralysis is no joke. As a grown man it still freaks me out

  • @KingKuma909
    @KingKuma909 Před měsícem +2

    Rob was high asf 😂

  • @Abfood12
    @Abfood12 Před měsícem +1

    Damn i thought my payback speed was .75 after listening to Rob 😂

  • @ElGuapo300100
    @ElGuapo300100 Před měsícem

    Meg said I have this theory like every person don’t know about that got me crying

  • @Deepbarns
    @Deepbarns Před měsícem +1

    🔥🔥🔥

  • @Coach_Hoodie_d_2007
    @Coach_Hoodie_d_2007 Před měsícem

    Gang 💪🏾

  • @Nicole0131
    @Nicole0131 Před měsícem +4

    Is it even Monday w/o Squadd Cast? 🤔

  • @artmieseelizabeth8074
    @artmieseelizabeth8074 Před měsícem +1

    My dreams eventually do come true. The extremely vivid ones. It’s…unnerving.

  • @donjay8974
    @donjay8974 Před měsícem +3

    Periods shouldn't be gross everyone shyts right? It's a natural body function that serves a purpose

    • @cmn225
      @cmn225 Před měsícem

      everybody doesn't have a cycle though...natural body functions can still be disgusting as well

  • @therioncoston7424
    @therioncoston7424 Před měsícem +1

    I ain’t never thought about a liner being used for the purpose of an accidental period leak. Interesting

  • @MzP3ach3zz
    @MzP3ach3zz Před měsícem +1

    Wakey Rob has my Vote! 👍

  • @shibbymccoy
    @shibbymccoy Před měsícem +3

    I'll take no eating..it's annoying sometimes ..lol

  • @cammac899
    @cammac899 Před měsícem +1

    Periods are *28 days from the start of the period. So you can kinda estimate when youll get it again based on that and just be prepared.

  • @RomaroBrandon
    @RomaroBrandon Před měsícem +1

    Never sleep, Rick Ross, remember every dream.

  • @TDubDBest
    @TDubDBest Před měsícem

    I was on a bus and had a dream my plane stalled and flew straight down only to wake to the lady next to me telling me how I just bust my head on the railing 😂

  • @charlesgibbs5281
    @charlesgibbs5281 Před měsícem +7

    Get an episode on my birthday
    Nice

  • @moniquej369
    @moniquej369 Před měsícem +1

    The fact that Meg has a whole other adult that she lives with, yet she’s the only one responsible for whether or not they eat is sad. Some women are really married to toddlers. Smh.

  • @lwilliamsj7
    @lwilliamsj7 Před měsícem +1

    I got invited to Judge Judy in 2009 or 2010 for a real small claims case I was part of while living in CA. They offered me $500 & if I lost they would pay it. I turned it down cuz I didn’t want my business on tv. The actual events in court was worth a tv spot. My roommate was suing me & my ex but the judge throughout the case against me because I was at work when the shit went down. My ex & roommate had drama & they was about to fight in the courtroom & the bailiff had the drag the roommate out the room afterwards & escort her out the courthouse.

  • @EbonxGaming
    @EbonxGaming Před měsícem

    im with Rob, im binging all the things. so much on my list.

  • @brittanydawes9430
    @brittanydawes9430 Před měsícem +3

    Come on Brody🎉🎉

  • @nefenzinga
    @nefenzinga Před měsícem

    I'm the same way in dreams its like they can read my mind.. (they're talking but im not and I also don't know what anybody sounds like I just know they were talking) Idk if I can talk or not but whenever I think about any of my dreams I dont remember talking

  • @gicellawhite8839
    @gicellawhite8839 Před měsícem +2

    I know someone whose last name is Betancourt 😭

  • @RayDickulousness
    @RayDickulousness Před měsícem +1

    Never have to have Pat host again lmao he was more lost than Meg be hahahaahaha but F N HILARIOUS

  • @pimpjuice3091
    @pimpjuice3091 Před měsícem +1

    Dude Rick Ross beefing with about watches name is nico. I guess he's a works famous watch collector.

  • @str8rebel566
    @str8rebel566 Před měsícem +1

    Bruh I did the same shit I woke up dead ass sleep and walked to the kitchen and straight peed in the kitchen trash can. That shit I hilarious. And yes I was a kid I don't sleep walk anymore 😂

  • @Missestherflower
    @Missestherflower Před měsícem +3

    Lou Lou be interrupting people too much

  • @FalconGrape
    @FalconGrape Před měsícem +1

    Love you Meg!

  • @ahmadnajee
    @ahmadnajee Před měsícem

    Rob haze needs to narrate an audio book, i haven’t had a good nap in awhile

  • @CASHABILLION
    @CASHABILLION Před měsícem

    Lmfao Pat handed that shit off like a baton

  • @jordanlove9334
    @jordanlove9334 Před měsícem

    If I didn’t have to sleep my back would be even bigger than it is now lmaooo.

  • @phyllisspears8239
    @phyllisspears8239 Před měsícem

    My son was about 5, he slept walked and peed in the kitchen trash can. I just woke him up to make sure he was aware he was asleep. Walked him back to bed and cleaned up the mess. You right Meg they are still your baby. He is 40 now. ❤❤❤❤😂😂😂

  • @mizzyfromkingz
    @mizzyfromkingz Před měsícem

    14:02 😢I dream like once every few months

  • @thegeneral75o
    @thegeneral75o Před měsícem +1

    Patrick being late as a host and not knowing he's hosting is so PAt.

  • @buusworld3039
    @buusworld3039 Před měsícem

    🙌🏾🙌🏾

  • @dangelo398
    @dangelo398 Před měsícem +1

    Can someone find this episode of Meg in a courtroom?

  • @ohshucks7156
    @ohshucks7156 Před měsícem

    I've had sleep paralysis. You can feel a evil coming towards you . And you can barely sit up in bed or turn your head . You Start to fall in paralysis.. your whole body is in a solid state

  • @MrFrelix92
    @MrFrelix92 Před měsícem +2

    Wait, if you never sleep how does recovering from working out work? And not having to eat doesn't mean you can't.

  • @kennethhopson4649
    @kennethhopson4649 Před měsícem +1

    I'd rather never eat, then I'd never have to shit again

  • @GokuKnowz
    @GokuKnowz Před měsícem +1

    Brody is hilarious son 😂