Never Have To Eat vs Never Have To Sleep | SquADD Cast Versus | All Def
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Special Guest
Rob Haze
Brandon Broady
This Week We Discuss
Never Have To Eat vs Never Have To Sleep
Beef W/ 50 Cent vs W/ Rick Ross
Remember Every Dream & Slowly Lose Sense Or Reality vs Every Nightmare Comes True
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Patrick as the host was something I didn’t know I needed 😭😭😭
Patrick as host was something he didn't know he WAS!!!
Pat is hilarious. Pat, Meg, and CP are essential to this show in my opinion.
@@sabrinashy1732 CP & Pat should do a little something together. The Roaster & The Comedian Who Didn't Know!
@kitashawillis118 🤣🤣 the comedian who didn't kno got it
@@kitashawillis118 that would be the funniest thing ever! I miss CP.. I’m assuming he’s no longer going to be on the show 😔
Rob haze is soooo unserious lmao I love him 😂😂😂
I thought cp had that Sammy Sosa surgery for a sec
"Don't act like Arthur didn't be with the books" 😂😂😂
"Why would i need an authentic jersey, im not getting in the game"😂😂😂
This cast surprised me.. Rob n pat carried this 1 😂 .. 1 thing I've noticed.. as long as either pat or Meg Is present..we gone be alright 😂😂
Speak for yourself fr...I need Tahir as host to make this feel like an official Squaddcast
@MrJtYates ... ehh.. need is a reach..if he stopped hosting....u would still watch... stop the cap! 😂
But Tahir energy be wildin' and it's very fun to see the OGs play off each other's antics especially Meg annoying Tahir or Pat roasting Tahir to the point of rib hurting laughter
Facts if pat ,kev,meg not there only tahir ima skip😭😭
@@MrJtYatesyeah tbh i'm indifferent towards if Tahir's on an episode or not...as long as Meg and Pat are there and Dion isn't
Meg giving the guys period talk is hilarious😂 😂 applause to them for wanting to learn 🫶🏾
How is it that every time Pat hosts something it sounds like he’s struggling reading a teleprompter in a fake white voice? Lmfaoo kills me every time 😂🤣
Patrick hosting is hilarious he’s even funnier hosting on here than DIYS lmaoo
26:33 Let the people know Rob. He's breaking down the bills and reviewing them for the People. 👏👏👏
"Ain't nobody writing books saying they're an arthur." 😂😂😂😂
Pat said the G-Unit tank look like a gown on him😂😂😂
Frail BodyCon activities
27:28 “ I come out to childish gambino stay woke “ 😂
Rob on here with Tahir tongue lmao
Pat said Meg was the bailiff💀😂
Pat was not prepared to host but he did aight 😂
“Ian know you had to be buff for it to curve” someone tell pat to say pause 😭😭
I personally need Kanisha Buss or Rob Haze at least once a month! Cause the way I laugh at Rob’s nonchalantness and Kanisha’s laugh is medicine for my soul! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😍
Been waiting for this just to post this comment!
Permanent popcorn kernel in your tooth vs Itch under your foot you can never scratch
Omg this is heinous 😂😂😂😂 def hope they put this in a future episode 🔥
@@laugh_til_ithurts I know 😏😈
this is such a chaotic topic 😅😂😂
I would end my life 😂😂
Kill me & the wizard 😡🪄
Can yall plz convince Tony Baker to do one more squad cast ❤
He won't. He doesn't like how everyone talks over each other. They've said it a bunch of times. But if only I do miss Tony on these
"Can you talk in your dreams?"
This question had me CRYING!! 😭🤣🤣😂😂😂
At the end Meg gonna scare everyone into NOT going back to sleep 😂
Meg talking about pee dreams. No matter how old you are, if you have a pee dream, it's already too late.
Patrick sounds like Rick of Rick and Morty trying to introduce the topics lol.
Lmaoooooo Pat and the “but you can do that now!!” Is so funny 😂😂😂
Broady's mustache is WIIIIILD to me for some reason!!!!!!
Rob vs Pat 🤣 the rival I never knew I needed
Lets get this Monday started.
Good to see Rob and Brody!
Meg..I've had that same theory about sleep paralyzes..I've had those dreams since I was Hella young..thank God they stopped around the age of 17
I love when T is not there and the whole show is literally like a seventh grade classroom 😭😭😭
Definitely had 1 on my chest.. I never sleep on my back, but i was drained and passed out
The Only Time I Had It Was When I Was Sleeping On My Back. It Was Definitely A Demon. The Figure, Energy And Pressure On My Chest And In My Room Was Real. It Wasn't Imaginary As Some People Keep Claiming.
Really funny episode! I literally laughed out loud at the beginning. 🤣
Pertaining to the end where they were discussing sleep paralysis astral projection… These experiences are demonic! If you are ever in either of these situations call on the name of Jesus repeatedly. When you wake up, fall on your knees, repent of your sins and give your life to Christ. Develop a personal relationship with Him and He will protect you while you sleep and also open your eyes to the spiritual realm of He so desires.
The reason sleep paralysis occurs is because through sin you’ve unknowingly opened doors to demonic entities that will torment you. Only the blood of Christ can free you completely from all evil.
I pray mercy, grace, blessings and favor over everyone who views this episode. 💕
Prayer DEFINITELY Works.
Always putting on a great time. Thanks again y'all!
Rob with the effortless comedy 😅
Just as I'm getting ready for work...ayeeee...broadie look like the mustache menace.
Fidel Castro looking ahh😂😂
Man this made my day. I laughed the whole time.
Sleepy Joe and Wakey Rob 🤣🤣
We luv Rob n Broady 😊🎉
The 1st question went over everyones head. It doesn't say you can't eat or sleep. It says you dont have to.
Ahh!!👏👏👏 DOUBLE ANTONDRA (ANTANDRA)!! BRAVO 👏
Meg dreams about rulers 📏 and daily planners 📒
AYOOO I WAS CACKLING THIS EPISODE😂
I was looking forward to this!! 🎉
Pat hosting felt like Interdemensional Cable from Rick & Morty
5:09 I SWEAR I seen Keenan baker on a court show before lol
That last conversation was real. You need the power of God to fight those things. And i mean Jesus, not some nondescript universal being.
Sleep paralysis is the scariest thing ever... happens to me way too often
What Do You Do To Get Rid Of It ?
Cool episode
Them talking about it made it a good topic would you rather have all fake clothes jewelry or all stolen clothes jewelry 😂😂
definitely stolen i can't do fake
Home with the flu. This is just what I needed. 🙏🏾
Feel better pooh! ❤
@@itsmisscece3075 thanks so much. 🤗
Get well!
Get well soon!!!
@@fancyfanny6143 thanks! I just woke up from amazing nap. Now I can finish the ep.
My aunt was on judge mathis and her case was real
Broady was my producer for my court episode
This is a wholesome cast!!!! 🥰
Let's go! Funny Monday!
Patrick hosting is too chaotic. Now why Meg let him do this today
Good Morning Squadd❤
So Meg and Pat gone just hold us down like this huh?😁
I’m actually really surprised Meg didn’t know about lucid dreaming lol
This was good 😂
Shout out to the “Business Casual Club” Era!
Rob is me I'd just spend my extra time watching movies and shows
Two eclipses have passed since the last time Pat was on time
Sleep paralysis is no joke. As a grown man it still freaks me out
Absolutely
Yes it is.
Rob was high asf 😂
Damn i thought my payback speed was .75 after listening to Rob 😂
Meg said I have this theory like every person don’t know about that got me crying
🔥🔥🔥
Gang 💪🏾
Is it even Monday w/o Squadd Cast? 🤔
My dreams eventually do come true. The extremely vivid ones. It’s…unnerving.
Periods shouldn't be gross everyone shyts right? It's a natural body function that serves a purpose
everybody doesn't have a cycle though...natural body functions can still be disgusting as well
I ain’t never thought about a liner being used for the purpose of an accidental period leak. Interesting
Wakey Rob has my Vote! 👍
I'll take no eating..it's annoying sometimes ..lol
Periods are *28 days from the start of the period. So you can kinda estimate when youll get it again based on that and just be prepared.
Never sleep, Rick Ross, remember every dream.
I was on a bus and had a dream my plane stalled and flew straight down only to wake to the lady next to me telling me how I just bust my head on the railing 😂
Get an episode on my birthday
Nice
Happy Birthday! 🎉
Thank you @@naejessica14
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday 🥳🥳🥳
@@ExtraordinaryE901 thank you
The fact that Meg has a whole other adult that she lives with, yet she’s the only one responsible for whether or not they eat is sad. Some women are really married to toddlers. Smh.
I got invited to Judge Judy in 2009 or 2010 for a real small claims case I was part of while living in CA. They offered me $500 & if I lost they would pay it. I turned it down cuz I didn’t want my business on tv. The actual events in court was worth a tv spot. My roommate was suing me & my ex but the judge throughout the case against me because I was at work when the shit went down. My ex & roommate had drama & they was about to fight in the courtroom & the bailiff had the drag the roommate out the room afterwards & escort her out the courthouse.
im with Rob, im binging all the things. so much on my list.
Come on Brody🎉🎉
I'm the same way in dreams its like they can read my mind.. (they're talking but im not and I also don't know what anybody sounds like I just know they were talking) Idk if I can talk or not but whenever I think about any of my dreams I dont remember talking
I know someone whose last name is Betancourt 😭
Never have to have Pat host again lmao he was more lost than Meg be hahahaahaha but F N HILARIOUS
Dude Rick Ross beefing with about watches name is nico. I guess he's a works famous watch collector.
Bruh I did the same shit I woke up dead ass sleep and walked to the kitchen and straight peed in the kitchen trash can. That shit I hilarious. And yes I was a kid I don't sleep walk anymore 😂
😂
Lou Lou be interrupting people too much
Love you Meg!
Rob haze needs to narrate an audio book, i haven’t had a good nap in awhile
Lmfao Pat handed that shit off like a baton
If I didn’t have to sleep my back would be even bigger than it is now lmaooo.
My son was about 5, he slept walked and peed in the kitchen trash can. I just woke him up to make sure he was aware he was asleep. Walked him back to bed and cleaned up the mess. You right Meg they are still your baby. He is 40 now. ❤❤❤❤😂😂😂
14:02 😢I dream like once every few months
Patrick being late as a host and not knowing he's hosting is so PAt.
🙌🏾🙌🏾
Can someone find this episode of Meg in a courtroom?
I've had sleep paralysis. You can feel a evil coming towards you . And you can barely sit up in bed or turn your head . You Start to fall in paralysis.. your whole body is in a solid state
Wait, if you never sleep how does recovering from working out work? And not having to eat doesn't mean you can't.
I'd rather never eat, then I'd never have to shit again
Brody is hilarious son 😂