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  • čas přidán 11. 09. 2024
  • Some of Brooklyn Nine-Nine's truly most controversial jokes! Featuring some horrifying moments from Caleb the Cannibal, Boyle's inappropriate innuendos and way more!
    From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
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Komentáře • 139

  • @wilburt2550
    @wilburt2550 Před 3 měsíci +2884

    "He got stopped for being black. Get *woke* Scully!" is absolutely my favourite Hitchcock line 😭

    • @naki3714
      @naki3714 Před 2 měsíci +4

      ( mine would be ) + the loophole scene no doubt hahahaha !

    • @AlkaliFrFr
      @AlkaliFrFr Před 2 měsíci +2

      That was so brutal istg

  • @microsoftcancelparty1915
    @microsoftcancelparty1915 Před 3 měsíci +3080

    "NOBODY ASK HITCHCOCK WHY HE KNOWS THAT!!!!!!!!!"

  • @ashtaylorsversion5981
    @ashtaylorsversion5981 Před 3 měsíci +1886

    "you know I'm still getting over the tragic loss of my wife, she was such a strong female woman with nice heavy breasts"
    captain holt pretending to be straight😭💀🖐

    • @ayannacoded
      @ayannacoded Před měsícem +10

      Female woman indeed

    • @melodi2036
      @melodi2036 Před 24 dny

      Hey lots of gay people have heterosexual marriages. Especially older generations

  • @httrprod
    @httrprod Před 3 měsíci +4512

    I can tell half of these are just going to be Charles 😂

    • @jedimahs5632
      @jedimahs5632 Před 3 měsíci +85

      No joke! Lol. I heard a rumor they would do the scene as scripted, then keep rolling for "Joe's improv".

    • @MrSpannners
      @MrSpannners Před 3 měsíci +3

      You'd be surprised

    • @captainjotunheim1656
      @captainjotunheim1656 Před 3 měsíci +32

      I thought so too until Caleb and Hitchcock showed up and gave him a run for his money

    • @dylansgaming8066
      @dylansgaming8066 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Yep 😂

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@jedimahs5632 Just like they would do for the Janitor in Scrubs.

  • @secla_SC
    @secla_SC Před 3 měsíci +1325

    I am ashamed to say the "one conk on the head is all it took" line gets me every single time I hear it.

    • @johnpaulmanlulu8708
      @johnpaulmanlulu8708 Před 3 měsíci +27

      Tis because of the usage of the word "conk"

    • @msdisco85
      @msdisco85 Před 2 měsíci +8

      @@johnpaulmanlulu8708 I hear the first and second part of this thread as peralta/boyle chat.

  • @corey57255
    @corey57255 Před 3 měsíci +1925

    “The pegging worked!”
    ….I never caught that line before…. 😅

  • @TX2_IS-THEBESTT
    @TX2_IS-THEBESTT Před 3 měsíci +495

    My personally favourite is " you really gonna play the gay card on me" "yass queen -Holt"

  • @DodderingOldMan
    @DodderingOldMan Před 3 měsíci +732

    I like to think that someone spent a long, long time getting the beeps just the *perfect* duration in that 'This B needs a C in her A' bit, so it was perfectly clear what Jake was saying but they still couldn't be accused of profanity.

    • @aronpatel3038
      @aronpatel3038 Před 3 měsíci +28

      I feel like they actually said it as well

    • @Shakes-Off-Fear
      @Shakes-Off-Fear Před 2 měsíci +47

      I love that Jake was shocked but kind of aroused with his “Oh my god!” but he wasn’t disappointed when Amy explained it. Then her “Oh my god!” was just plain shocked.

  • @100StepProgram
    @100StepProgram Před 3 měsíci +371

    Caleb is a good example of the disconnect that should exist with tv and reality. In reality he is a monster and literally nothing could redeem him. But in tv he’s a funny character that is also a monster

    • @Vanessa-lj8wy
      @Vanessa-lj8wy Před 2 měsíci

      What did he do in real life

    • @leolen8029
      @leolen8029 Před 2 měsíci +12

      @@Vanessa-lj8wyChowed down on some children

    • @Charrrrcoal
      @Charrrrcoal Před měsícem +40

      ​@@Vanessa-lj8wyWhat they're saying is a cannibal irl would be bad, but in the show it's funny. The actor didn't do anything

    • @Imserious184
      @Imserious184 Před měsícem +4

      ​@@CharrrrcoalI'm so glad you understood what that person was asking unlike the other dude.

    • @NekoChanSenpai
      @NekoChanSenpai Před měsícem +7

      ​@@Imserious184to be fair, the wording was misleading, it should have been "in reality would be"

  • @N0tTh3Pr0
    @N0tTh3Pr0 Před 3 měsíci +1726

    Jake : Are you a CANNIBAL CALEB????
    Caleb : 🌟🌟WeLl tHat's Not hOW I DefINe MysElF....🌟🌟

  • @chozengaming8547
    @chozengaming8547 Před 3 měsíci +1286

    Jake always being kind of excited by anything Amy seemingly suggests is a mood

    • @wxrriorr
      @wxrriorr Před 3 měsíci +20

      i really wanna like this but it has 69 likes, which seems fitting, and i don't want to change that.😭

    • @ineedpineapples
      @ineedpineapples Před 3 měsíci +11

      ​@@wxrriorrDw the likes have gone up you can like again

  • @seigwaidau
    @seigwaidau Před 3 měsíci +638

    WAIT I NEVER REALIZED THAT JAKE SAID "harder" WHEN HE TRIED TO OPEN THE TEST RESULT FOR AMY???? 😭😭😭

  • @johnthedork723
    @johnthedork723 Před 3 měsíci +413

    "Get woke, Scully!" is still my favorite Hitchcock line

  • @TheJessy8888
    @TheJessy8888 Před 3 měsíci +471

    Half of those are just Boyle's.... he is an innuendo walking machine.

    • @aaronlockyer8676
      @aaronlockyer8676 Před 3 měsíci +12

      the "sucking contest" line makes me laugh every. single. time.

  • @XxxTheFireEmblemxxX
    @XxxTheFireEmblemxxX Před 3 měsíci +195

    Boyle making the black power fist is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

  • @arpitgupta3232
    @arpitgupta3232 Před 3 měsíci +282

    I actually thought Boyle saying "spread your legs" was better suited to the situation than "spread your wings". Poor guy doesn't even get credit for his witty lines.

  • @andregordon2599
    @andregordon2599 Před 3 měsíci +196

    0:05 the look of a husband who didn't see it coming but isn't saying no lol

  • @siddhusaudakharakhara8343
    @siddhusaudakharakhara8343 Před 3 měsíci +235

    every b99 compilation is low-key perfection, props to the editor, keep b99 fever alive forever!!!

  • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
    @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 Před 3 měsíci +179

    Jake’s pose when he was spending the night at the M.E.’s place is so funny to me.😂😂😂
    Also, I just love straight Holt talking.😂😂😂

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 Před 3 měsíci +73

    This entire show was far better than what I was expecting

  • @sisiwawa
    @sisiwawa Před 2 měsíci +62

    5:19 this kills me every single time

  • @XavierBlackburn777
    @XavierBlackburn777 Před 3 měsíci +146

    Literally half the video was Jake or Charles

    • @DC-wx6qy
      @DC-wx6qy Před 2 měsíci +3

      They are bff for a reason, lol

  • @0ffLy
    @0ffLy Před měsícem +27

    “Aaaaand he hung himself… GuARD” I love that line so much you dont even know (b99 🔛🔝)

  • @CompleteHypnosis_
    @CompleteHypnosis_ Před 3 měsíci +63

    Rosa: You guys just need to bone
    Amy: Whimpers
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ally4251
    @ally4251 Před 14 dny +3

    Dude I could binge watch Brooklyn 99 forever and still feel as pumped as Terry on a yogurt high! 😂

  • @TheJessy8888
    @TheJessy8888 Před měsícem +10

    Jake and Kevin storming in the library asking for wifi's width is the funniest thing ever, creepy but funny as hell 😂

  • @FREENINETYNINE
    @FREENINETYNINE Před 2 měsíci +20

    “Miguel! Happy visiting da- and he hung himself.”

  • @itsthejavavoid
    @itsthejavavoid Před měsícem +11

    5:02 one of my all time favorite cold opens

  • @wolfeusmc2011
    @wolfeusmc2011 Před 3 měsíci +27

    "Initial assessment....blunt force trauma "

  • @flaminghawk5369
    @flaminghawk5369 Před 3 měsíci +22

    swear i've never seen boyle do the black power fist before agahaghaghaggh

  • @Thatreallyweirdkpopstan
    @Thatreallyweirdkpopstan Před 25 dny +6

    There are so many ones that are objectively funnier but
    “You know I’m still getting over the tragic loss of my wife. She was such a strong female woman. NiCe HeAvY bReAsTs” makes me cackle

  • @deeaandreea3541
    @deeaandreea3541 Před 2 měsíci +21

    0:21 this will never not be funny

  • @Idk-oe9tc
    @Idk-oe9tc Před 26 dny +6

    the black male- blackmail joke was the funniest thing ever

  • @theplaidbutterflyprince
    @theplaidbutterflyprince Před 2 měsíci +14

    6:07 is made funnier by the fact that Jake is Jewish 💀

  • @jesswhycamarz
    @jesswhycamarz Před 3 měsíci +26

    1:25 why does this take me out so hard 😂😂😂😂

  • @citizenkane4243
    @citizenkane4243 Před 3 měsíci +13

    Wait... So Jake is allergic to bees and watching the bee documentary makes Boyle think of how Jake is allergic to them and it arouses him.....

  • @maxonite
    @maxonite Před 2 měsíci +12

    The blackmail one was hilarious

  • @toby8564
    @toby8564 Před 3 měsíci +41

    "I would say that I'm a woodworker"

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza5281 Před 3 měsíci +50

    3:05 what the ding dong

  • @Emily_friendsfan
    @Emily_friendsfan Před 2 měsíci +5

    “The secret is eating the evidence!”

  • @zts4815
    @zts4815 Před 3 měsíci +13

    Pegging worked 😂😂

  • @uddhavvaze2534
    @uddhavvaze2534 Před 3 měsíci +12

    Looks like we are going with the night boys 🤣🤣

  • @Whatisthis438
    @Whatisthis438 Před 2 měsíci +4

    This whole video is mostly Charles 🤣🤣

  • @tanakaamandamusekiwa
    @tanakaamandamusekiwa Před 3 měsíci +16

    Hitchcock never misses

  • @ilovepink10
    @ilovepink10 Před měsícem +1

    The blackmail one is so funny its my fav of all time

  • @idanlewenhoff2295
    @idanlewenhoff2295 Před 3 měsíci +11

    night boys for life

  • @hawaiiwater2
    @hawaiiwater2 Před 20 dny

    the scene where jake pretends to be a dead body on the floor makes me actually laugh everytime i see it

  • @sk8element1919
    @sk8element1919 Před 3 měsíci +8

    First of all, great alliteration.

  • @itsthejavavoid
    @itsthejavavoid Před měsícem +4

    future me, how many of these involve Charles or Hitchcock & Scully?

    • @itsthejavavoid
      @itsthejavavoid Před měsícem +2

      yknow, this actually had alot more jake than i'd expected

  • @sarahjameelll
    @sarahjameelll Před 3 měsíci +16

    0:57 I’m so curious what’s that meaning?

    • @lens_hunter
      @lens_hunter Před 3 měsíci +10

      I'm pretty sure no one knows, and that's the joke

    • @mrraamsridhar
      @mrraamsridhar Před 3 měsíci

      Me too

    • @nidhi2693
      @nidhi2693 Před 2 měsíci +5

      It’s basically something so lewd and inappropriate and that’s all we need to understand lol

    • @ghostpad
      @ghostpad Před 2 měsíci

      Yeah if you're asking you don't want to know

  • @johnthedork723
    @johnthedork723 Před 3 měsíci +14

    What episode was the clip at 5:19 from??? I don't remember that at all.

    • @clarkey5176
      @clarkey5176 Před 3 měsíci +4

      First episode of s8 I think

  • @lens_hunter
    @lens_hunter Před 3 měsíci +17

    I personally think that none of these even come close to the line.

  • @DJBubbleBoy
    @DJBubbleBoy Před 3 měsíci +15

    I'm not American, so I don't know about over there, but none of these jokes are remotely controversial.

    • @hihi-kv8kv
      @hihi-kv8kv Před 2 měsíci +6

      I think they just need content for the channel

  • @pannomic1818
    @pannomic1818 Před 3 měsíci +2

    *scully's book.....*

  • @smartawesome376
    @smartawesome376 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Stopping children from saying "first"

  • @rohangangan8327
    @rohangangan8327 Před 3 měsíci +9

    5.19 Can someone tell me what is happening here?

    • @zaritiseawi
      @zaritiseawi Před 3 měsíci +15

      Apparently it is about Black Lives Matter. Boyle wore it on Juneteenth and it means ; a holiday celebrated on 19 June to commemorate the emancipation of enslaved people in the US. The holiday was first celebrated in Texas, where on that date in 1865, in the aftermath of the Civil War, enslaved people were declared free under the terms of the 1862 Emancipation Proclamation. And the thing he is wearing is "dashiki" which is originally from West Africa.

    • @ArethaFrankly
      @ArethaFrankly Před 3 měsíci +20

      Boyle is wearing Kente print to show solidarity with BLM and b/c of of the YT guilt he was experiencing during 2020. The cloth originated in West Africa and is commonly worn in Black American spaces when we celebrate our roots. It would be like me wearing a bindi or dastar out of nowhere to show solidarity with an Indian coworker. My heart may be in the right place, but it's inappropriate and cringe 💀

    • @sotitofanschop
      @sotitofanschop Před 2 měsíci

      It’s poking fun at some politicians in the US that did that exact same thing during the BLM movement in congress

  • @PDilling
    @PDilling Před 2 měsíci +4

    If you are seriously offended by any of these, there is something wrong with you. XD

  • @sriharigovind1993
    @sriharigovind1993 Před 2 měsíci +3

    5:20 episode?

    • @obakekitsune
      @obakekitsune Před 2 měsíci +1

      Not sure but I think it’s the first episode in Season 8

  • @jamesardron
    @jamesardron Před 2 měsíci +7

    How are these controversial? Weird, crude yes but surely they can be taken in the humour they’re meant

  • @Brinta3
    @Brinta3 Před 9 dny

    0:40
    “He hung himself” is offensive to me because it should be “he hanged himself”.

  • @Artemis_-yy1nt
    @Artemis_-yy1nt Před 2 měsíci +4

    Hm I can't see anything remotely controversial about these jokes. Are those only controversial in the US or also somewhere else? Because I can see that only people in the prude country would find sth inappropriate here😂😂

    • @ghostpad
      @ghostpad Před 2 měsíci +2

      That's why they were "weirdly" controversial.

    • @hawaiiwater2
      @hawaiiwater2 Před 20 dny +1

      people get way too offended now by the wrong things

  • @vivianaespinoza5281
    @vivianaespinoza5281 Před 3 měsíci +7

    0:05 I know what he’s talking about when he said c and a but what does he mean b

  • @vihaansatyawadi5874
    @vihaansatyawadi5874 Před měsícem

    TIL the waitress was on brooklyn 99

  • @aryanmittal9728
    @aryanmittal9728 Před 3 měsíci

    Almost????

  • @jyothikrishna4708
    @jyothikrishna4708 Před 2 měsíci

    What's fake charles doing?

  • @debottambhattacharya3114
    @debottambhattacharya3114 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I want to know what the Charles's mask represents?? Any forbidden political movement?

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 Před 3 měsíci +11

      It's Kente print, which originated in West Africa and is also used to celebrate Black American culture. Boyle wore it to celebrate Juneteenth to express allyship with Black Americans and Black Lives Matter, the latter being about taking a stance against the illegal brutality and murders Black Americans overwhelmingly face from police in the USA. It's only a "forbidden" political movement in that the police tend to respond to peaceful BLM protests the same way they respond to people Existing While Black -- with yet more police brutality.

    • @rivkahhaubner7498
      @rivkahhaubner7498 Před 2 měsíci +4

      From what I understand, white people wearing it can be performative and appropriative. There are other ways to show support

  • @joshikawale25
    @joshikawale25 Před 2 měsíci

    Get woke Scully doesn't belong here

  • @Sourfv1
    @Sourfv1 Před 2 měsíci

    w video

  • @kevinbezal5739
    @kevinbezal5739 Před 2 měsíci +4

    "The boyhunter down by the school yard"was missed 😢

  • @courtney9899
    @courtney9899 Před měsícem +1

    You’ve watched b99 so many times you’ve clocked all the things these comments said they never noticed😅