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- Some of the all-time greatest quotes from Brooklyn Nine-Nine were made iconic by the delivery from the likes of Captain Holt (Andre Braugher), Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio). Check out our favourites!
From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.
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the interaction between holt and terry where terry says "I've solved a lot of cases for you" and captain holt goes "yet crime has continued.." not being here is a violation.
It’s in every other compilation
@@Batmonthesequel it should be in more, i want to hear it until my brain melts from ears
@@MTheBasementReaderLMAOOO😂😂😂😂😂
Agreed
Every Holt delivery is perfect
Andre Braugher was a fucking legend
"CASE"
@@chuckwagon3718 I'm still not used to the "was" 😭
@@chuckwagon3718 he *is* a legend
Of course, he’s Captain Holt.
“do you know what it means to clap back raymond?
be 👏 cause 👏 i 👏 do 👏
The acting is really what made this stand out.
Andre Braugher, truly made the stoic funnyman work.
Yas, queen.
This show could have so easily been just a parody of being a police officer, but instead it takes the right things seriously and made the characters feel like real, quirky people
And it’s incredible 🫡
Comedy Bites make a B99 video without the “bone” scene challenge impossible
Lol right
Andre Braugher had such an impeccable way of delivering lines and his acting, both the subtle ones and the over-the-top ones were SOOO great. Forever will be missed.
"Why are you telling me this?"
"Because no one... will ever believe you."
"yoooUUU embarrassed yOURSELF. in front of derek jeter." had to be in there it's absolutely glorious
The fact that half of these are Holt is neither surprising nor unwelcome
The ad break just before holt says "velvet thunder" is a crime I can't forgive
My literal response was "How fucking dare you, the man has passed!" 😭
Lol didn't happen to me so I'm happy
“I’m a human! I’m a human male!”😂😂😂 Yep, spoken exactly like a human.😉
‘Twas a cat
You will not win me over with your use of "twas"
@@stepha2642’twasn’t trying to
Oh my god I thought I was following her
@@insertcreativenamehere492 KASE!
"You're crazy, how'd you pull this off!!"
This will forever be one of my favourite B99 moments.
What was it????
@@jackdavincihe moved the podium a half inch to the left
Yes Kevin they moved it a FULL half inch
Petition to rename this to "Andre's Perfect Delivery Hits Every Time"
“Oh. Oooh, ooh n… noooo”
Iconic
How.. dare.. you.. Detective Diaz I am
Your .. superior.. officer
BOONEE!!!
@@jonarysrodriguez287what happens in my bedroom is none of your business
BOOOOOOONEEEEEEE
@@djordjevicmakaDon't ever speak to me like that
0:50 The out-of-place stock sounds of an office is so unintentionally funny
😂😂The 2nd zoom in on Jake's face had me dying
What do you mean by "unintentionally "? XD
"im pretty sure thats a dog"
"ya it was dark...."
God that's such a good line.
"K A S E !"
This is one of my favorite line reads. That and “PAAINNN.” I’ve never seen an actor that could make one-word lines so complicated and perfect.
Andre is such a force! He delivers every sentence with such gravitas
rip Captain 🙏🏼
The bone scene is in pretty much every video but I can’t argue with the fact that it literally fits everywhere 😂
BOYLE SCREAMING
K!LL URSELF TROY 😂😂😂😂
HAD ME SO FAR PAST CAUGHT OFF GAURD 😂😂😂
I KNOW
It’s like WHOA GOD DAHMN Charles that’s too much!!
The beginning of the video is my favorite, “sold a guy a fake pecanese, twas a cat.”
Pekingese
"'Twasn't trying to" always gets me
"I'm going to call the cops!"
"I AM THE COPS"
had me in stitches
Terry saying expecting so little from scully and then him still being disappointed is so funny hahajaha😂
How this show isn’t just them giggling at their own lines for the entire run time, I’ll never know. So funny.
Yas queen 'snap' to Terry still slays me.
5:26 OH MY GOD JAKE WHAT DID WUNTCH DO TO YOU
Thought I had issues with my phone for a second. Good to know I'm not alone.
"You wanna know how I got these scars"
I thought I spilled sharpie on my phone
6:45 by far my favourite Boyle line
1:46 ....Dddddddderek 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The let’s break in to the fbi has the same energy and as Jake and Charles saying nikolaj
honestly i love that joke format and those aren't even the only instances of it, there's another one where holt and rosa practice saying "i'm sorry"
No, it’s Nikolaj
BUT HOLT'S "What's up" in a sultry voice and Jake like 😳 in the background, iconic.
StOp EAtiNG cRAb wROnG!
"'twas a cat" makes me snort-laugh every single time 😂
it must hav e took like 2000 takes to shoot that weist infection scene..i would have broke everytime..
May Andre Braugher Rest In Peace.
I love how Holt was in pratically in all of the clips... Andre was truly that great 💔
"CASE!" always absolutely kills me
„Dat really bummed me out man“ is amazing 💀
the punch in zooms after "wiest infection" are. hilarious
pump pump... how's your...pump? always kills me
Velvet Thunder
Holt was an excellent character beautifully portrayed. RIP Andre
“KYS TROY”
that’s not something i’d expect to hear from boyle
The bone scene will never not be funny because of Santiago reaction.
The pump scene has me in stitches every time 💀
RIP Andre, absolutely amazing actor.
So this is just a video of Andre Braugher being brilliant got it
Unsurprisingly, this is 90% Holt
5:54 Amy in fetal position in the chair rocking 🤣
So 7 min of Holt and bit of the others lmao.
What about: "I just....erased....everything."
Twasnt trying to
THAT BUMMED ME OUT MAHNN
Watch. As I do a dance. To your name.
d d d d d d d d derek
The idea of Holt and Peralta having so many of the same cultural touchstones and geeking out over so many of the same action and cop films is just so heartwarming. God I miss Andre Braugher
“BUT YOU SMUSHED THE BREAD!”
5:37 and there it is
I fully expect BONE to be here.
Read this as he was screaming Bone
There are three moments in this show that genuinely make me laugh out loud every single time: both the guitar screams, and Holt’s “CASE!”
Love how most of these are from captain Holt
If you don't include Kevin saying "absolutely NOT!" to Jake describing the plot of The Rock during their stay at the safehouse, or Gina telling Hitchcock he's "a stone cold atrocity" at her mom's wedding to Lynn Boyle, your list is incomplete.
If I had a nickel for every Allstate guy in this compilation I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
I love this show so much
ive re watched the entire series 3 times...
4:42 “twitter thinks you’re a bot!” “Why?! I am a human. A human male!” Hmm that’s exactly what a bot would say 😂
6:51 shocked me when I first heard because it’s just so out of Boyles character
I'm just surprised everyone forgot Jake had mumps when they were trying to get pregnant.
KASE
Velvet Thunder will never cease to elicit something in me
Stop eating crab wrong! 😂😂
6:44 is incredibly underrated. I love Angry Boyle
I love how Amy continues shuddering while Rosa is standing like idc what these idiots do while Holt is going into complete psycho mode😂😂
3:11 is AMAZING
6:51 caught me completely off guard
9 Days is arguably the one of the funniest episodes of Brooklyn 99
Love how many of these were Holt! ❤
This B needs a C in her A! 😂😂
"Twas a Cat"
i can’t explain to people how funny ‘‘twas a cat’ is to me
I got an ad right in the middle of the BONE?! line, and now I fully understand how Cpt Holt felt.
LIKE YEAST!!!!
Lmao that pump scene was soooo funny
half of the video being holt >>>>>
casting a shakespearean actor as Holt will forever have been the right move
You are missing the best joke in the series.
“Do you know the hardest part about being a gay, black police officer?
The discrimination.”
- A joke by Raymond Holt
“Yes sarge” “okay sarge” “come on man”
“From now on, the only blackmail I want anything to with, is you 🙂”
Why does the video end? WHY DOES THE VIDEO END?
Rip Andre 🙏
0:00 just open chat on Summer Game Fest, Xbox, Sony and Nintendo conference
2:00
Ohhhhhh.. ohhhhh... noooooooo...
Love how this is mostly Captain Holt
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THEY ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED NIKOLAJ SLIGHTLY DIFFERENTLY?? (i watched it in german and they pronounce it EXACTLY the same which makes it even funnier )
Oh Andre, we miss you so. 💔
Jake's Jamaican accent 😂😂😭
I think there needed to be more Terry scenes lol
the fight between Charles and Troy makes me laugh every time:
"i should call the cops!"
"oh you gonna call the cops??-"
"yeah i'm gonna call the cops!!"
"I AM A COP!!!"
"oh you're a COP now!!!!"
the dialogue is gold 😂
i think half of the appeal to holt's character was braugher's ability to act completely outside of the whole "hard-@ss cop" role