Aurelian - Drop it
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- čas přidán 23. 03. 2020
- Fun fact about Aurelian:
He
• praised the Sun
• built a (tall, powerful, beatiful) wall
• drank Mountain Dew (this one is disputed, however, by some current historical studies in which the lack of archeological evidence of a Mountain Dew in the 3 century AD is presented as the evidence)
Videos used:
Gladiator
Battle of the Teutoburg Forrest (Rome 2)
The Most Absurd Election Prediction EVER Deleted From CZcams!
Song: Drop it
George Bush - Can get fooled again
DJT - Wait a minute hold it you dummies
Maps:
THOSE ARE MINE! MINE I TELL YA
#rome #mlg
Why does this man not have a month after him.
I like to think that although august was named after augustus, a little bit of Aurellian is in their too, which is why its a summer month (at least in the northern hemisphere where the important people live/jk)
Because they already named the most precious element after him.
Orleans is named after aurelian
@@infinitememegod wow!! therefore New Orleans too!
Cause he's to be praised all year!
Aurelian’s reign was like when the player finally takes control of the country in Total War
*cough* *cough* Scotland conquers all of Western Europe *cough* *cough*
😂😂 Aurelian was over there playing the Attila wre campaign on legendary difficulty
@@Bill0341xx we need to make a time machine and send our best total war players to save rome
legend of total war is Aurelian for sure
Plot twist: Aurelian Is a Total War Player who traveled back in time
Aurelian is that dude in your team who clutches 5v1
And then your own team kicks him for “hacking”
@@HappyHog11 And then they all realize he was just really good
@@zegpath81 and then they all get fucked and lose the game
@@KoteDarasuum hot
More like 1v9
Aurelian: *literally saves Rome from the break of chaos and evil*
Praetorian guard: Oh boy, here I go killing again!
They are all burning in hell along with brutus. God give mercy to Aurelian.
@@XenoWalkerEVE I personally don't think Brutus is a bad man. He honestly thought he was saving Rome from Ceasar.
JustinCage that makes it even more tragic.
Praetorian Guard: Its been a while since we last deposed an emperor....
You mean Corrupt Guard?
Imagine becoming a meme almost 2000 years after your death
This isn’t a meme, this is serious pleb
Eternal glory knows many forms
This is still what many great men would have wanted after their deaths
'Our generations way to immortalize glory is through intensive memes;'
Memes are temporary, the glory of Rome is eternal
This is no meme!
Aside from his victory titles, he gained some more titles posthumously:
Chaddus Maximus,
IQ Infinutus
Strategos Superbus
Not just Chaddus maximus...... *the great chaddus maximus ceaser primus Augustus* .
@@safwanshuhaib9968
Chaddus maximus ceaser augustus sussus amogus ultimus
👏👏👏
Too bad his IQ wasn't high enough to see the Praetorians betraying him.
@@GeraltofRivia22 You have alot to say with 2021 hindsight, you sound just as dumb as any other armchair historian talking how the emperors were stupid for not seeing it coming and how you would make a better emperor.
Nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask
Could we do a movie about Aurelian with Tom Hardy doing the Bane voice the entire time...
@@Fordo007 Wow you read my fucking mind!!
Very snekky indeed
He's a very big guy
@@loky6398 UUUU
“You can’t just kill everyone who doesn’t like Rome!”
Aurelian: *puts on mask*
you SHOULD kill everyone who doesn't like the Roman Empire!
@@martinnolhaf3151 That's a wonderful policy
Nobody cares who he was until he put on the mask…
(Doom soundtrack starts playing in the background)
Aurelian: Not with that attitude!
Aurelian: puts mask on
literally the entire barbaric world: and what you gonna do, attack? your empire is already dead.
Aurelian:
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.
funnily enough he was born from a "barbarian" race.
His parents were illyrian.
@@gigasigma8373 Exceptions
@@bizybliztaverage9414 Well illyrians werent so "barbaric" like its said in history, their culture was just different to the romans and greeks but mythology was quite similar with the ancient greek one i gotta say.
I mean, all balkan populations werent barbaric, by that i mean that they made strong kingdoms at one point (but then ofc romans came) yes only ancient greeks wrote down stuff but the others were in the trees like for example slavs or germanics were.
@@gigasigma8373 Barbarians aren't a race. You were Roman if you behaved like one
*R E S T I T V T O R O R B I S*
Wtf 2 week old comment?
@@Dogpilot_NordKS sorry, CZcams did that weird thing where a video has someone else's comment section. And I was seeing a two day old video.
Restorer of the world
The Ultimate GigaChad of Rome
AVRELIAN INVICTVS MAGNVS
Aurelian is the big brother you give the controller to when you’re losing to the other team
😂
I don't remember stabbing my big brother after that
Because he didn’t give the controller back
Germans: We did the most damage to the Roman Empire!
Huns: No! We did the most damage to the Roman Empire!
???: Amateurs.
Germs and Huns: What was that, punk!?
Praetorian guard: Amateurs!
The format of this comment is perfect.
Praetorian guards: Amateurs.
Honorius: No! You are amateurs!
@@madhurawat155 what makes me even more mad is that good emperors like Aurelian and Julian ruled for like a couple years while r*tards like Honorius ruled for 30 freaking years. That guy and Ricimer are singlehandedly responsible for the collapse of the Western Roman Empire.
the praetorian were literally the first italian mafia ever lol
"give me money or we assassinate you." to literally 1/2 of the roman emperors past augustus
to add onto this the praetorians literally ORCHESTRATED the murder of aurelian
That's why this dude is my favorite Roman Emperor even though he reigned for only 5 years
Did more change than most politicians in the same given term
@Donald Trump same reason with Caesar they killed him because he seemed corrupt. But ironically enough it was them.
@Donald Trump there are so many variables that could go wrong. Especially in a 2000 year time frame. If he wasn't murdered. His son would inherit the largest empire on both Egypt and Rome. We don't know much about this guy, and if he is power hungry well damn....that's probably why Caesar was assassinated because people time traveled and tried to prevent this...
I don't know I'm just assuming one outcome.
@@michaelportillo5663 They didn't kill Aurelian because he "seemed corrupt", but because they feared his power; as with the unfortunate and untimely assassination of a lot of other great leaders throughout history.
@@TheZaradeth I mean he was a strict ruler and wants everything to go the way he wants to. If you didn't you are literally dead. A senate was assigned a task by Aurelius but forgot to do the last minute but scapegoat the other senates. This resulted of Aurelius looking like a tyrant who is out to witch hunt. So before his next campaign began, he was murdered. I know history is more complex than that but I'm just saying the nutshell of it.
Barbarians: "you can't defeat me"
Roman Senate: "No. But he can"
Aurelian: [SOL INVICTUS NOISES]
Sassanid Empire : *chuckles * i'm in danger
*betrayal backstab to Aurelian *
...
F u c k
Aurelian: I am the senate
Germs: "We have a horde."
Romans: "We have a fourth century luchador."
Roman empire : agh call an ambulance ! call an ambulance !
Aurelian : but not for me!
🌞 Praise Helios 🌞
Aurelian had been assassinated.
Persia : Coffin Dance.
Aurelian praised the sun before it was cool
Aurelian MADE it cool
This... does put a smile on my face.
Or under the mask 😂
Aurelian: *Turns Palmyra into a city of rubble*
ISIS: I will finish what you started
Rip Khaled al-Asaad. He gave his life to protect the history of Plamyra
AlLaH SnaCkBaR
@@abid5087 We atalking the King of Exumtrum? Also known as Saint Alesse?
@@abid5087 I’d never heard of the man, just read his wiki page and damn, fuck ISIS with pig blood lube.
@Fuck CZcams
It was a joke. Man. Muslims get so angry like clam the eff down you slaughter innocent children and you want us to be cool, but we be damn if we make a joke about Islam
Aurelian praised the sun; and unified rome. A true epic gamer.
Roman Unification Speedrun WR
The restorer of the world
He proved that under competent leadership the "obsolete" roman legions were still absolute top dog. Just look at that gargantuan string of victories, is insane...
Why did people think they were obselete?
@@NarutoninjaXV Why didn't Rome develop elite cavalry?
I would like to make a correction. The Romans at the point of Gallienus (spelling might be off.) started to move toward a cavalry army due to having to face many threats in quick succession. The Illyrian Emperors were the inheritors of this system. Though the military of the Empire was still in flux until the reign of Constantine.
@@NarutoninjaXV Except the cavalry was way less numerous than infantry. For infantry, you have to feed the soldier and give him armor, a tunic, weapons, a ginormous scutum and his sack to potter his provisions to the front. For cavalry, you had to do all that (minus the scutum) AND feed the horse (it takes 3 times more food than a soldier - if I know my "horse anatomy" correctly), equip it with horse armor and prepare that horse for battle which is difficult. And counting the numbers only, for every horse you can have as many as 12 men, depends on the region, humans fuck more and birth more. Let's not forget the Romans went from a phalanx to a manipular and the cohort system. And the greeks didn't like cavalry either.
@@NarutoninjaXV Not really. Cataphracts were present before and after the battle of Carrhae and the romans kept expanding. Just ask Daddy Caesar. They didn't have many or big changes in their evolution. If you mean light cavalry, that problem was always there. Only with the knights was this changed since a mounted knight could devastate heavy infantry. That's why the pikemen were invented. What changed was the need for mobility. You cannot have a state the size of the 117 AD Roman Empire with heavy need for mobility and expect the classical legions to manage.
Armies WERE composed entirely of cavalry sometimes. Something something Temujin.
I didn't know I needed this in my life. Thank you CZcams Recommendations.
;)
I was watching some Rome 2 Empire Divided stuff and this came up
I have no idea what the fuck i just watched but i think i liked it
00:51 You just witnessed barbarians being fucked chocolate style.
He was the greatest, Octavian, Trajan, Marcus Aurelias, Nerva, Antonius Pius, and Hadrian were great and all. But Aurelian saved an empire from collapse
The destruction of the ruins of Palmyra by ISIS is really one of the most hard hitting cultural loss for humanity
As if it wasn't enough for USAISIS
The burning down of churches, most notably Notre Dame is also.
Well they didn't appreciate being spared by Aurelian, that's what happens
Islam is a religion of animals
@@Najsnwjsbdn exactly like any other religion
Unpopular opinion: The Illyrian emperors wouldn't have been so successful without the reforms of Gallienus. He is probably the most underrated roman emperor ever
Hmm 🤔
I actually agree with this statement
not an unpopular opinion though....
Dont know if the first part is true, but I agree he definitely is underrated
True, but I still cant find a reason why the Illyrian generals conspired to kill him, Aurelian included. Maybe because he'd taken most of their legions calvary? I can't find a reliably sourced reason
He saved rome from collapse only on 5 years..
And as “tank you” he get assasinated..
By some random man as well
Typical of Roman politics when you think about it...
Pretorians were amazing killers buy very shity bodyguards
Crysis of the third century, Basically every emperor has been assassinated through 50 years of anarchy. Not much of a period of virtue lol
@Mercurius San Something something Hitler "liquidate them like Stalin did"
If there's anyone who deserves a 100 million dollar movie made about him, it would be this man.
Amen brother
More like a 12 part miniseries
I agree, always
A huge fan...
I also agree about the mini series
When someone says there favourite emperor is Augustus, or Trajan.
Aurelian: Please allow me to introduce myself.
That’s my top 3, who were you thinking?
@@calebsmith7633 What about Hadrian?
@@kettorizor Aurelien, Hadrian, and Trajan were the greatest emperors IMO.
Marcus Aurelius?
Holy Paladin they don’t call that period the years of the 5 good emperors for nothing
People who say history is boring... me: I disagree
I honestly don’t know how people can find history boring, is it not interesting that we used to live in a world that almost seemed to be an alternate dimension? Or even the things that happened?
@@dcmuggamuga407 exactly
I was watching ‘history of europe every year’ and I skipped back 10 seconds starting from the end of the video. One time I skipped back, the borders were completely different (each 10 seconds were about 60 something years)
Like what had happened there?
I used to not like history because we learn it through textbooks and boring shit. It becomes work then interest.
Throughout the last millennium, Rome endured many dark times… Each producing Great men of their own.
The fruits of their efforts were enjoyed by weak men, whose degeneracy brought dark times.
The Empire is now at the mercy of evil and chaos. Enemies within, abroad… Tearing it apart.
And in these darkest of times… The Greatest of All Men Arose, to fulfill the prophecy.
In Aurelia… The Sun Priestess of the Aurelius Clan gave birth to a Divine Sun/Son: Aurelian.
At the start of the crisis, he enlisted in the Roman Legions when she needed him most.
Battle after battle, he defeated Rome’s enemies with talent and skill never seen before.
Emperor after Emperor he served, killing barbarians and traitors alike… Always Loyal and Victorious.
With tears in his eyes… Claudius begged Aurelian to save Rome as her Emperor with his last breath…
For God and Empire..! He put on his mask. Marching to Italy and deposing the usurper Quintillus.
When the Vandals dare to invade his home, he marched back and slaughtered Every Last One of Them.
And as the Germs dared to invade Italy itself, he crushed their Hordes against the ocean, denying any mercy.
Once in Rome… He restored the economy from decadence, cleansing the city of all corrupt Senators.
To make Rome eternal, he ordered built the Aurelian Walls so that it would stand a thousand years more.
After decades of terrorizing the Danube, Aurelian crushed the Goths, delivering justice to Cannabas.
For the Empire’s sake, he evacuated the citizens of Dacia, strengthening the Danube against invasion.
Sailing east, Aurelian gathered his Cavalrymen and slaughtered Zenobia’s army, making her flee away.
Palmyra was then destroyed for all time as Zenobia was captured before fleeing to the Sassanids.
Punished by Sol, Shapur was banished from this mortal realm and Valerian’s remains recovered.
Returning West, he defeated Tetricus’s Legion of Traitors, making him bow once again to the Light of Rome.
Restoring the Empire from the brink of collapse, Aurelian was acclaimed to Restitutor Orbis: The Restorer of the World.
In his triumph he has Zenobia judged guilty, having her executed and lifting Dido’s Curse forever.
Ruling alongside his wife, he eradicated degeneracy from the streets…
Restoring Law and Order to Rome! Bringing Peace, Freedom, Justice and Security to his Empire, he began rebuilding it from its ashes.
As the Hero of Prophecy, Aurelian was the only Emperor to be Luckier than Augustus and better than Trajan.
To establish an eternality of Order, Aurelian served as a model to the best men of the next generation.
In only just Five Glorious Years, Aurelian had made Rome One Empire, with One Emperor, under One God.
Ave Restitutor Orbis, may you live forever in Sol.
My favourite anime and history class
"Rejoice, For I bring glorious news.
God walks among us."
Both Aurelians each bringers of the light.
Praise Dovahhatty for his unbiased information
I love you dude
@@nayas1885 He didn't write that, he stole it
With this character’s death the thread of prophecy is severed continue in this doomed world
reload a damn save in imperator already and leave this dark timeline
@@ryanweston8731 Damnit I want to be in the timeline where Rome conquered the world
@@floridaball4896 same bro same
There's enough meme history content on the Internet now that history classes should never be boring.
All praise sun daddy Aurelian
An unbiased history of Aurelian
Dovahatty.
Man needs no glazing. If he was an emperor before the crisis, people would remember him so much more
The fact this man isnt taught about in schools is a bigger crime than his assassination.
Praise the sun
“Rome hear me, for we are in crisis! To the north, Roman impostors lead by Tertricus grow ever stronger. To the East, the usurper Queen Zenobia marches her armies into our lands. This is unacceptable! Give us an emperor from humble beginnings! Give us a leader our army will follow, give us, EMPEROR AURELIAN!”
amogus
amogus
To see that even a perfect being such as aurelian was assassinted as well says a lot about empires
More like it says a lot about the Praetorians and the Senate. Fortunately, Constantine the Great dabbed the Praetorians out of existence.
And they didn't stop there. His enemies in the Senate even outright managed to pass a damnatio memoriae on him for a short while (thankfully this was later reversed and he was deified). Yes, a damnatio memoriae on fucking Aurelian.
The reason is pretty shitty too. Some underling of his fucked up and was afraid of getting chewed out by Aurelian so he orchestrated the entire conspiracy against him just to avoid being chastised.
Piece of shit basically sealed the Empire's fate.
@@Killzoneguy117 It was an accountant I believe, who did a shitty job of accounting money for the troops, never the less, the dude was flayed alive alongside his family and executed for comitting the worst crime in Roman history, not shitting you, the guys who had him killed thought they were on his supposed black list, a complete fucking lie, when they got wind of it they resorted alongside the public to have him fucking burned.
@@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead and somehow that still isn't enough
Whoever killed Aurelian is the biggest virgin in history
whoever classifies the killer of aurelian was the leader of the virgins is the biggest moron alike as newton, tesla and the alike all died virgins in history.
It was the preatorians who else.
@@arthurrebello919 it was a bunch of officials who killed him because they thought he was gonna execute them. Turns out it was some r*tard accountant or something who made an error and forged the fake order to save his skin. He was tortured to death afterwards.
Based pfp and username
The Praetorian Pussies...
It took my 5 rewatches to to notice "my hearticus maximus" lmao.
I love the part in the corner while queen Zenobia is being presented it says “youtube/moron” cannot be more accurate
B-but muh powerful warrior queen
Crushes a rebellion, then spares Palmyra.
Palmyra: Im about to do what's called a pro ga-
*snap cut to the city burning and in ruins*
No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full.“ - Lucius Cornelius Sulla
Aurelian's Balls affected the gravity of this planet
Almost forgot to watch this today
CZcams needs more Aurelian content
I absolutely lost it at "praising intensifies".
"Is an Roman Emipre dieded?"
Did somebody order the WORLD RESTORER special? Leave off the extra Gallic empire and Palmyra.
Fun fact: there is actually one page missing in dante's inferno , where crassius, brutus and judas are joined by Ricimer, Honorius, Commodus, Livia, Phocas, Tetricus, Zenobia, every Ruler of Persia, and the people who killed Chadurelian
It's like... I'm proud he slaughtered my ancestors
Vandals? Alemanns? Goths? Gauls? Syrians?
Dont worry, it was 1700 years ago, your ancestors from that time are literally every human being alive at the time.
@@marcossidoruk8033 No.
@@fallofman855 ?
@@marcossidoruk8033 hes probs related to aurelian by blood
He was everything Mussolini wished he was
Mussolini was the complete opposite, yeah.
He'd be closer to Tetracus himself: promised his Army everything, leaving them with nothing and trying to change sides at most convenient possible moment.
the madlad brought an entire empire back together, he earns my respect
*SOL INVICTVS intensifies*
He’s extremely humble and civil, even merciful too. Not just military genius
Barbarian 1: Okay guys, here's the plan. First we cross the Danube and-
Barbarian 2: Hang on... does anyone else hear boss music?
Aurelian is the cause of homosexuality, he makes any man fall for him .
no homo.
No homo? İ would total let him full me with his power full seed
Literally and figuratively
Sexual orientation is meaningless when you're attracted to PERFECTION
None whatsoever. Deity status removes sexuality from the conversation
This will get recommended to everyone in a few years.
Hello guys from the future
hi
Hello. Dunno why it got recommended haha
FutureMan here, the future is pretty shit.
Hello there
@@randomstranger9442 i know things seem pretty bad right now, but it's gunna get way worse
Achievement Earned:
*Chadicus Maximus*
There are some people in history too cool to be left alive. He was one of them.
Aurelian : exists
Enemy of rome : screaming in terror
Rome : scream in joy
I must thank my parents for naming me after this man
Did they actually do that?
holy moly
Nice
You must praise the sun
How to get everyone into learning history
I'm surprised a kpop fan is into this tbh.
@@crimson1453 well I’m full of surprises
@@TaeSunWoo Very much so tbh, I'm also a kpop fan just kind of stay away from the fandom due to stans.
This is why I learned to like my name
You should be reuniting the Roman empire, come on man!
@@arthurwellesley1stdukeofwe890 I'm Argentinean so I guess I should. After all, we are sort of Italy's second brand...
>"My hearticus Maximus"
me too, buddy...
Killing Aurelian was a tragedy
He got betrayed.
Becoming a meme 2000 years after your death is the real immortality
"My hearticus maximus"
I fucking love you
By Sol Invictus we need a modern Aurelian
Zenobia: I have brought peace, justice, and security to my new empire!
Aurelian: Your new empire? You were supposed to destroy the Persians not join them!
🎵Christians in the server🎵
Aurelian: *literally saving the Empire and ending the crisis of the third century in 5 years*
Praetorian guards: he corrupt! me have to kill >:(
You know what I find most ironic about assassinations of Roman Emperors in 3rd Century Crisis?
Most of them were carried out by Preatorian Guard, whose role was literally to defend the Emperor. It's like Royal Guards were killing a British Monarch every two years.
I love this timeline. We get to revel in such content.
Every barbarian gangsta till the sun starts speaking Latin
Aurelian was truly a gamer.
Even in the darkest times, Aurelian and all the heroes such as Majorian and Stilicho of the roman time can show us that there can be hope for a better future !
Virgin Judeochristianism vs Gigachad Sol Invictus
U made me a fan of Aurelian. This vid and channel deserve much more views too btw
Praetorian Guard: …….Anyways so I started blasting
We want more! Superb video mate!
This is infinitely rewatchable, I wish other creators would do something similar for other historical figures
aurelian just said fuck all and went restitutor orbis mode like a real emperor does
Man this stuff is great i love historic lessons through memery just enough to hook you in and make you find more stuff
This is one of the best shitposts I've ever seen
"my hearticus maximus" gold
So umm.
Can we revive Aurelian already?!
Aurelian: Puts on Mask
Barbarians: _Why do I hear Boss Music?_
Romans killing Aurelian
Me watching movie about fall of Roman Empire
My friends : "Omg i feel so bad for the Rome"
Me : "they get what they f*ckin deserve!!! "
Nah
@@ZakiZamil-xu2nj the late roman empire was a parasitic authoritarian kleptocratic military dictatorship with a command economy, it deserved to collapse
@@aetu35 what nation wasn't at the time. What a dumb statement
The city, the bloodleeching administration who killed their greatest man and who taxed their people to death before offering them to be slaughtered by the barbarians, the same who betrayed Caesar, Aurelian, Stilicho and many others? Yeah it deserved to die, badly
Now...
The innocent people caught on all of it, the great leaders who gave their blood and tears trying to save Rome, protect it's people and what the city meant to them? No, they didnt deserve it
May they all rest in peace, poor betrayed souls
Persia was waiting for it in hot blood.
Someone: roman legiones are bad
Aurelian: you made 3 mistake in word best
Worry not Aurelian, history will remember you in form of memes. PRAISE THE SUN!!
Underrated. Great video!!
SOL INVICTUS MAY HE BLESS US!
This is the single greatest history meme I’ve ever seen in my life.
i understood this more then when i read it in the book for college
In the name of Sol Invictus go forth my legions and restore the world !
This is SURELY one of the best things on the internets!
Aurelian with aviators: WELCOME TO PALMYRA, GENTLEMEN.
this is pure gold, make some more of this
Palmyra rebellion 2: this time, it's personal.
Remember kids, Orleans is named after Aurelian (it was named Aurelianum in his honor and that eventually morbed into Orleans) which means even AMERICA HONORS THE RESTORER OF THE WORLD.
Praise the Sun!
It’s that time of the month for me to come back to this again. Absolute youtube gold
Reminder to always praise the sun