Nikocado Avocado causes a Global Food Crisis | TBH EP 2
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- čas přidán 26. 04. 2022
- Featuring: @Pyrocynical @nerdcity @colossaliscrazy @DolanDark
Topics: Nikocado Avocado ignores a scream | Shane Dawson Remote Viewing | Wheat Crisis and Pasta Chad Rusty Cage | Colossal helps the snails (or slugs) in the tree.
Video Editor: NerdCity | Audio Mixing: Colossal
SPECIAL THANKS!
Avatars by Jangus
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Animation: The Sojo Dojo
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Production: Ryan Kinder
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Music:
0:01 "A Stormbinding" - SCRIMSHAW CARVER | / a-stormbinding | / scrimshawcarver
Featuring models and adaptations of Picocad assets created by:
Jusiv (PAIN); gokhansolak (Royal Mint Model); Cetus (Hamburger)(Floating Mansion); the_duke_of_squares (bowl o' ramen); Dr. Briznar (Kitchen); Take It Isi! (Strawberry Cake); playsnicely (Croissant); pixelemily (Happy Meal); box_social (Pico Up A Slice);
(Lobsterino) syr0; Ben (X-Ray); Bromelee (Brom Lowel); (Hatsune Miku) TomDoy; (No Face) prunedanish; (Pancakes) Lajawi; (The Seven Seasons) Tristan; (Picocad Jam Entry) WavyAphid90518; (Cuphead) Mateus Bergamin
3D Program: picoCAD by Johan Peitz
johanpeitz.itch.io/picocad
If you missed episode 1: czcams.com/video/6pH1NmmOMp4/video.html
And if you have a low attention span like pyro, we also have a clips channel: czcams.com/video/q-ALJ4484wA/video.html
Years of making MLG has miminmised pyros attention span to mere seconds without the assistance of le funny noises to stimulate his decaying brain
DUde this content is great, keep it up :)
ok
Is the pod on Spotify? Can’t seem to find it myself
Pyro be like: make 7 hour video
Pyro also be like: nah I didn't watch the Jay station video too long
That snail story is one of the most deranged things I've ever heard.
ok
The Silence of the Slugs
I’m still genuinely wondering if that was real or not.
It’s literally a Portlandia skit. Season 8, episode 5 🫠
@@thomasinajefferson9971 haha that's a relief. Now I know colossal isn't actually crazy.
I love the dynamic here. Colossal and Pyro argue and make fun of each other, Nerd City tries to keep them on task, and Dolan is there.
Dolan is quietly scanning for Content.
Dolan is the Tommy C of the show - adds nothing and laughs
@@thegreensimp9129 SOMEONE'S STABBING IN MY MIND!
Dolan is there
Dolan is there?
pyro is like sweating when they're talking about belching and shit.
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@@Pyrocynical 🤨📸
@@Pyrocynical *inhales
@@Pyrocynical caught in 4k 📸
@@Pyrocynical “Belcher”
And now I have a drawing idea
colossal went from being a pretty agreeable person in episode 1 to sounding absolutely fucking batshit insane in this one
The best kind of podcast host
Joker lore
You are not unrelatable...
You are bat-shit insane!
Being around keem and banks for years does that to you
@@howdoichangemypfp1234 society
I love how chill and well-adjusted Nerd City sounds compared to these other degenerates.
it is interesting that half of what pyro and colossal say is nonsense but everything that nerd city says is just relevant information
@@SamualN pyro be like: colossal is old man
Colossal be like: pyro le pedophile
Lmao
Well... I mean.... he's a nerd
Colossal just unironically pulled a "let them eat cake" to that wheat news lmao
To be fair, Marie-Antoinette never actually said that, and she was an extremely selfless and altruistic person.
@@Proserpira that's the thing. She never said it, but colossal did. Some grade A ignorance/privilege there, and I say this as someone who enjoys watching his content
The world feels a little less terrible when I hear Pyro struggling to defend himself against his friends.
Isn't he a furry
@@roooobbed so?
@@finlay5074 so yes or no
@@roooobbed he is
@@finlay5074 🌚
The mental image of Clown drooling melted butter onto slug creatures is going to haunt my dreams.
into their mouths*
Totally agree with Nerdcity on the getting help if you hear someone screaming thing. I used to live in a bad neighbourhood and I was pretty close with my downstairs neighbours. They once called the cops in the middle of the night to come check for domestic violence since they thought they had heard some suspicious sounds and crying upstairs. It turned out that it was their nextdoor neighbour and not me though. They were having a party and someone fell and hurt themself. The downstairs neighbours apologised to me for the whole situation, but I was actually so thankful that they had called the cops in case something would have been going on. It's good to know that people have your back in case something happens.
I love Colossal but I can't believe his point that he wouldn't call or help anyone if he heard anything. If no one does, then no one would help anyone in actual danger. It doesn't hurt at all to, at minimum, call the cops over to check, they're here for a reason, and could help a lot of people if something happened. And if nothing did happen, good thing no one got hurt and at least your conscience will be relaxed!
The difference is, is that this debate was between someone from then UK and someone from the US.
I'm from the UK and I live on the outskirts of a village, yet even I hear people screaming and stuff down my street/tenfoot, it's always just drunk people - people drink a lot in the UK. Especially in the city, you hear it ALL the time, I've stayed at places in the city and you hear shouting/screaming _constantly_. Neighbours also argue a lot, our neighbours are always screaming at each other, it's really common.
There's also the fact that there's *way* more violent crime in the US than the UK, it simply doesn't happen here as often and it isn't a population thing, so it's not something that's on people's mind as much. Nobody has a gun so home invasions are rare and 95%+ of burglars that are found just flee the scene (if found) instead of attacking/holding the home owner at gun point etc. It's rare buglars even steal from houses with people in too.
Violent crime obvs happens but the stabbing rates being super high in the UK is just a stereotype, it happens but not as much as people think. I guess violent crime is pretty common in London but pretty much any time you hear someone scream they're just drunk & messing around.
If I heard someone screaming for help I'd check it out but you just hear drunk people making a commotion so often you get desestitised to it and if you live somewhere where there's a bar/down a road that's close to the town centre then it's particularly true as you hear it pretty much 10-20+ times every night.
It's just a cultural difference and I can see why. Even the neighbour thing they mention, people in the UK don't say hello to their new neighbours when they move in, you'd been seen as a weirdo if you did that. People keep to themselves. It's completely different in the US.
@@frogbabygrill Colossal is English, it's more of a cultural difference than anything as opposed to him being a bad person. He even mentions it'll often just be drunk people making a commotion. My comment above this one highlights what I mean.
He also makes the point that if he _knew_ someone was in danger, he'd help. Depending on where you live, you just hear people scream a lot in the UK as people drink all the time/7 days a week.
@@maximusstorm1215 Ah thank you! I understand now, I don't live in the US but I can understand how the place you live can affect it! Where I live, there's low crime but there's almost barely any noise during the night, so someone screaming can easily be heard and everyone would do smth about it. I'm glad I know now and that you commented!
Oh the subject of the wheat shortage.
I work at a Cargill Grain Elevator in Canada and not only has the distribution of grain been slow (we have not had a foreign vessel or a local train shipment of grain since February. Which is big because that used to be a daily thing.) But it's expected that there will be no supply left come August.
The branch owners are downplaying the this to the highest hells stating that this is just "a phase in the market." Blaming it on local farmers hoarding supply to make a larger profit. But its legitimately a scary thing.
All of the other grain elevators within the lower half of the province have laid off up and shut down certain operations to salvage costs. So obviously they are foretelling the famine as well.
Its a pretty scary sight to witness tbh when you look at the bigger picture.
PS:
Clown we got plenty of animal feed pellets. So you should be fine.
Yeah its not farmers hording in Canada its the fact that we had a huge draught last year cutting yields down significantly.
@@loganholmberg2295 exactly.
For some reason people aren't realizing how much that single draught has drained the entire supply chain for the grain industry.
The whole planet is headed for shit.
just eat something else lol
It's quite a unique format for a podcast to film stuff after-the-fact based on the conversation, and it's awesome (unless you already had footage of Colossal hunting in the woods).
@Ben Shapiro 25:31
pretty sure its a scene from dexter
This podcast fucking rules. I love all of you guys as your separate channels but especially as a group of friends. The only thing wrong with this channel is that the podcasts are too short! Looking forward to the next one :)
7 hour podcast about utopia when
@@knixie PLEASE
this podcast is such a fucking great blend of personalities. they stay on topics well enough so it's not just abstract steam of consciousness yet go off on tangents so it doesn't feel mechanical and strictly business. I fucking love it
it's like a less clusterfuck version of baited where the one consistently good thing about it (colossal) is with other actually cool people, unlike tommy c, chad and keemstar
@@NoriakiCuckyoin What's wrong with Chad tho he's not that bad
@@fanfan9554 I feel like Cuckyoin is referring to Keemstar not being the cool person, not Chad
love that clown hasn't toned down his sense of humour at all, still throwing out fat jokes without even thinking. Never change colossal
Hearing Nikocado speak makes me mentally exhausted and instantly not hungry
Same. I figured I could listen in while making food. Clearly a mistake.
I watch his videos whenever I feel like ordering fast food. Instantly makes me not want to eat anything for the next 48 hours.
Works wonders if you're trying to stick to a diet.
That's what happens when you're in presence of the embodiment of Gluttony.
" If the peasants have no bun for their Big Mac, let them eat apples"
This still has me laughing.
I mean, it's better to have called the police and find out it was just something harmless than letting someone get hurt or even killed. There's this video of a girl screaming bloody murder as she's being dragged into a car and taken away, and the entire neighborhood is just standing there and watching. Afaik she's been missing ever since. It's crazy that there were so many people who saw it happening and not a single person did anything (other than whip out their phone and record it).
So many times people have just stood and watched crimes happen. I wonder how many people would still be alive right now if everybody didn’t have the same mindset; “Not my business”.
@@fart63 sometime they just dont want to risk their own life
How on earth are you supposed to do anything about a potentially armed kidnapping other than film it and contact the police telling you got everything on tape? Running out and being a hero would likely get you shot on the spot and possibly the victim as well. 99% of the population has recieved no training at all for situations like these and would have no idea what theyre doing, which would likely just make everything worse.
@@Alex-kc7tpthe problem is that that didn't do the "calling the police" part
All jokes aside the wheat shortage is legitimately terrifying
Apples
just dont eat wheat, easy
i live in russia
@@Rat-O-Tim hows the wheat
I absolutely understand not calling the police when you hear a scream, because it could be anything.
But the problem with that is that I got assaulted in my old apartment, and kept screaming for help, for hours, and no help came.
Also I witnessed a case of bystander effect that was so insane to me, this old man fell, and was disorientated in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, and a truck was coming, bunch of people were watching, and no one helped until I ran up to help.
So I don't know how I feel about this.
This episode was equal parts hilarious, informative, and depressing. Well done?... I think?
Also, hearing Nerd talk about feeding your animals nutritious food made me love and respect him even more.
Yeah, he's a cool dude.
The rewatch ability of these is insane. The editing is everything, and no podcast comes close with TBHs visuals. It’s literally like a Netflix show.
It reminds me of the Ricky Gervais show. That was an animation made with audio clips of the radio show he used to do with Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington. TBH has a similar vibe.
@@SpitfireFortyFour ricky gervais show is fucking awesome
It's similar to incognito mode
I don't even know why this was on my feed but I clicked on it and instantly enjoyed what I heard. This doesn't happen often but I even went and subscribed to all of your individual channels. Looking for to hearing future episodes!
Thank you! Glad you found us. - Nerd
"sonic chungus farting in your mouth" is quite the sentence.
finally!! Was rewatching the first episode today wondering if you've abandoned the podcast, glad you haven't
Knowing Clown, I wouldn't be surprised if they did.
my exact thoughts after watching the 1st episode a month ago
It takes nerdcity forever to get past CZcams monetization. And the editing? I can’t imagine how much time it takes but it’s so worth it!
bro, a month is not that long.
For being primarily a podcast format, the visuals for this are just fantastic 👌 I love the PS1 polygon graphics, and all the custom, well-made scenes
Also, the storytelling combined with the visuals of the slug story was truly surreal
whenever pyro does that "hii :3" it makes me want to put him in a petri dish
What do you mean by that
Who ever edited pyro laughing by himself is a garbage human being and i love it
Staple crops like wheat, corn or potatoes represemt a huge part of most people's caloric intake. If there is a shortage in one it puts pressure on other food sources as people seek alternative food sources for their calories. This creates food shortages if staple crops fail.
You can stop eating bread but so does everyone else. Now you have a bunch of people eating corn or potatoes as am alternative putting pressure on a market that usually only produces so much to meet the previous demand. Yeah more can be grown but you are limited by the grow times of these alternatives plus the seasons they are grown in.
just eat apples or something
Nerd's right again on how many youtubers are insane. One of the necessary ingredients to entertain the masses: Psychosis.
Surprised they didn’t bully pyro when talking about Nikocado
Cuz even the most degenerate person isn’t attracted to him
Jesuuus, but yeah. Only carbs are attracted to him.
Wheat is often used in raising animals and inceasing milk production. Dont know much about farming but wheat is realy fucking importent for most farmers
Not to mention that we use a lot of wheat protine when producing other kinds of food. Its commenly used to bind food that you wouldnt know think includes it
Animals eat apples too so yeah checkmate
@@Elaydzha jokes on you While apples are safe to feed to cows in moderation, they should be regulated as too many apples can cause bloating and acidosis, which is potentially lethal. So yes you can feed them some but not rais them with just apples
Really liking this show. It’s interesting to see nerd as the voice of reason instead of colossal like on baited, but I think it works quite well for the absurd topics. Chemistry between all four is great too, great work.
exactly. that's why Baited was weird bc Clown isnt suppose to be the voice of reason but Keem deff isnt capable of being the voice of reason so Clown had no choice lmao
To be fair, Clown was saying some of the most poorly informed horseshit I've ever seen him utter on this episode.
Never in my life would I have imagined this combo would even know each other, let alone be friends, let alone make a podcast. But the fact they actually managed 2 episodes is the most mind-blowing thing to me. I have 4 exams left let's hope you'll release the next episode before I graduate.
Just finished the podcast, it was great. You have a lot of chemistry between you, and in a way I couldn’t find that in other podcasts (for example, Baited). I wanted to clarify something about the grain part because I know a bit about it (not really like you average African farmer but about enough to know the extent of the subject at hand).
I study geography as a subject in high school. One of the subjects is of course agriculture. One of the biggest things we go over is how most plantations need a good sustainable amount of rainfall, and good temperatures and how fragile a crop can be. The biggest piece of data we talk about is that dry, arid countries like the ones in the Sahara desert and the near-Asian steppes (Turkey and the -Stan countries) can only grow wheat with the measly amounts of rainfall they get. Literally only wheat. Some countries like Ethiopia have a bit of a better climate and they can grow apples and other crops but countries like Egypt and Libya and Saudi Arabia will have serious food shortages and famines worse than their current situation. It’s a common misconception that you just need to water the crop consistently for it to grow vegetables and fruits and the such, but climate and rainfall and ground quality and fertilizer and more variables are very critical to the growth of plants. Most people in developed countries have no idea about this because they don’t study geography and their country isn’t a dry desert that can’t grow anything, usually your average rich country can grow a lot of stuff that isn’t tropical fruits (they need a ton of rainfall, literally tropical rainforest rainfall to survive), so the general consensus knows nothing or not much about this (usually it’s different geographical effects like the current California dry season that is limiting the water supply).
Cheers!
idk why, but hearing nerd city defend “the Reddit Bureau of Investigation” as though it’s not the most autistic concept imaginable is extremely funny to me
Noooooo wtf! stop laughing at redditors Alex we're saving lives! We're heckin detectives!!!!!!!!
@@nerdcity 😶
Yeah, I get what you're saying, "let them eat apples!" But I'm glad NerdCity is there to reign in Colossal's crazy and remind people that it's just not that simple. XD
“I saw a stabbing in my mind” lmao I lost it
That entire part with Colosall solving world hunger was just the funniest 9 minutes of my life.
Love the cute retro style animations XD
25:14 is hilarious concpetually, and omg the rant right after is legendary
I love the quality of it. The colour grading on all the shots is excellent 👏👏👏
I love your Joji video!
Small chin
22:00 the irish potato famine was mainly caused by the british, who were in control at the time, they stockpiled the other crops the irish had grown and refused to give it out to the general populace, they also turned away food that was offered to us by different countries including the ottman empire, russia and the choctaw nation
Not surprised the average Brit doesn't know this
Was just about to say that! The famine was a genocide
The turning down aid by the Ottoman Empire was made up by a single paddy with zero evidence. There were famines all over Europe at the time.
This podcast is good i wonder how long will it take to get another episode
see you in six months
@@ponderous_tomes 1 down. 5 to go
We’re only on episode 2 and this is already one of my favourite podcasts, I love the chemistry between you boys, especially Pyro and Clown lol
I just wanna say I love love love the little graphics and animation segments and 3D low poly models so much they are such a nice charming touch that makes this podcast look so high quality, props to the artists
This podcast is so well edited it´s insane
"You won't eat spaghetti/pasta for a while what's the problem?" Dude here in Italy we eat only that, not even joking.
the joker laugh clip playing while pyro hysterically laughs is so perfect
The snail story paired with it being like colossal is called to by frank from donnie darko is just beautiful
Tha incredible amount of editing work that goes into these does not go unnoticed, love the pod love you guys
is nobody gonna talk about how the rant about "just eat apples" is basically the same thing as Marie Antoinette saying "let them eat cake"?
18:08 haha, don’t worry I notice
Except she never said that.
@@mirellalastar you’re right, and it’s not even the proper translation of Rousseau. I remember Dolan knew that too. We’re trying not to put anyone to sleep by spiraling too much haha
Idk why but I feel like Colossal's snail story is like the most normal thing compared to everything else.
I hope that this podcast blows up c: I really enjoy all of this dynamic, thanks for putting this together
i love how in baited colossal is the sane one but in TBH he's the insane one
I love the editing on this!!
Thing about wheat shortages is that wheat is also used to feed livestock. So shortages there means more than not being able to buy bread at the bakery.
"You just look like an absolute schizo, running in like 'I saw a stabbing in my mind!'" is hilarious
"Colossal is the Dexter of CZcams". Spot on. Brilliant
The editing on this episode is on another level, well done guys!
Last place I expected to hear the name rusty cage I can’t even lie mate
I used to watch that guy all the time when I was going through my edgy phase in middle school
That was a great episode.
I really like that its edited this well, i feel like that increases rewatchability later on.
So interesting talk of the bystander effect, and the case nerd was talking about was kitty Genovese's murder, but this is more of a pop-culture myth then an example of bystander effect
Many of the residents actually called the police (despite journalists claiming otherwise), and a woman actually went out and comforted Kitty while she was dying, trying to provide aid until the police could get there. Journalists also claimed hundreds watched the murder, but many of those hundreds claimed they didn't hear anything, or that they thought there was a reasonable explanation (ie. someone playing a loud movie).
The bystander effect is certainly a real phenomenon; for instance if I see someone getting robbed I may not have time to stop and help, I may not want to get involved for fear of reprisal, or I may just believe that I do not know the full story here or do not have the power to do anything. But it's still overstated, especially when kitty genovese's murder is brought up as an example
Please keep making these, your podcasts are SO enjoyable to listen to. And I've never listened to podcasts before.
Love the podcast so far and the dynamic with the group, but that abrupt ending on Colossal's bizarre brooding instinct gave me whiplash haha.
I love this channel. Thank god Colossal is back!
Nerd you my guy. You're the voice of reason. Keep them in line
Finally. I can be the boring responsible dad I always hated
@@nerdcity If you're the boring responsible dad then what are Colossal and Dolan? 🤨
@@destructionduo1168 a clown and a duck
@@nerdcity Ask stupid Questions, get stupid Answers
Nerd City: Smacker of Hoes, The Pimper of Men.
Well, "Men".
this is a really well made podcast i was laughing my ass of at the slug animatic please keep it up
I’m pretty sure the Dodo Bird was hunted to extinction because it was so meaty and delicious. So Colossal was spot-on with that lol
Hearing colossal saying please in a skeksis voice made my week
THIS IS BY FAR my favorite podcast, you four are real characters and its always (from the bottom of my stone cold heart) brings me joy and warmth.
BTW what was that fucking slug story christ! not goin to bed tonight the slug voices might start talking to me
So glad another episode exists
When Colossal made that joke about not being able to eat big macs due to the wheat shortage, I just thought people are only gonna start panicking when they can't get their mcrib on time
love the editing
I like the animation in the video.
Makes it feel authentic
I swear no-one bullies pyro about the incident more than his friends do
dude these visuals are so cool good job whoever made them
Nerd City edits the episodes! :)
Best part of this entire podcast is the visual of people smoking when Colossal is talking about eating
Love the renders btw. ❤️
Keep doing this podcast, loving it!
I really love these podcasts, keep up the great work
This is actually better than like the majority of CZcamsrs I love and this is just some side project to the main videos
This is the best podcast I've seen in years with the beutiful visuals with these episodes actually gets everyone's attention
Colosals long pause and then just saying "bread" had me dying lol
16:36 the way colossal so quickly accepts he ate dog food is hilarious lol
ive been eagerly awaiting this
Why is Pyro’s icon rotating the opposite direction as the other 3? 😭
God put Pyro’s brain in backwards
the renders are so cool
The visuals during that Dodo bird rant were perfect.
I love your show so much, keep it up
Oh man i was about to go to bed but saw this in my sub box. THANK YOU LEGENDS
these are amazing
Well 2 episodes was a great comeback/run.... Great job ladies
Jumped when I saw the notif, hope this becomes a consistent thing
Don't push it. Two episodes a year already exceeds my expectations for how often this would come out 🤣
@@nicematerial Oh what I would do satisfy my needs for nerd and colossal content..
WHEN THE FUCK IS EPISODE 3 COMING OUT
Today
Clown talking about Dodo birds going extinct during caveman times is absolutely bewildering
it is CRAZY that colossal thinks the moral of the boy who cried wolf is that everyone cries wolf.
why's Pyro the only one spinning clockwise
The degeneracy
His brain was put in backwards
@@nerdcity there’s a reason he’s using the big box fucker and not a flat screen for a head. Shits probably still on windows xp.
@@eetfuk4204 he sits on his windows xp 256 MB ram computer and plays GTA vice City on 11fps
that slug story had me creasing, this podcast has already made my year 😩