Me:*on the phone with the fbi* FBI: sir can we get a location Me:*sees real ages* Me: ... FBI:sir?...Hello is anyone their? Me:yea can I get a cheese pizza?
@PurpleFire 337 yes... you can get a pizza... Edit: AS SOON AS I POSTED THIS MY GRANDMA ASKED ME IF I WANTED PIZZA TONIGHT. _Coincidence? __-Probably-_
I had a gf when I was 20 that I adored. She was the kindest person i've ever known and was also very attractive which is rare in my experience. I tried to always do nice things to suprise her and was always respectful of her and her family. Her mom didn't like me because I was a different religion. She was formally polite but I could always see/feel it. We went out one night and two guys decided to harass her. I'm not a big guy so I guess they thought I would walk away. I got into it and though I took a few they regretted it. Her mom was furious with me that I had "gotten into a fight". Her father who was very mellow and quiet but was a college football player and built like a bear took me outside. I knew what was coming next..."stay away from daughter". He told me he was grateful that I always treated his daughter with respect and that he always liked me and knew his daughter was safe with me. He talked with his wife and it was never mentioned again. It was the nicest compliment I ever got from a parent.
@@bemb4064 She went to college at Georgetown, I went to UC Santa Barbara and I broke up with her. I regretted it for years. I still do. We talked for years. My heart would race every time I heard her voice, I loved talking to her but then for weeks I couldn't think about anything else. I spent to much time feeling hollow without her. I can't say i've ever been that happy again, but I'm able to do other things that are fulfilling.
When he said the boy's legs would tire of seeing her leave and one day he would just get and follow her anywhere. My heart melted in cuteness and with a twinge of pity. Since he'd never walked in his life and could never physically do it. He said she was all about walking and running and I thought it was cute that they could find stuff in common. (Not that disabled/nondisabled couples have trouble finding things in common.) I was a little put off by the twice his age part...until I realized they were both under 2 years old. Best plot twist ever tho!
Be in the dad's place : you have a boy in your car that clearly loves your daughter since they've been together for 4 years. Said boy is honest and clear about his intentions that he lets you know that he has/wants a physical relationship with your daughter and not only that, he doesn't do it raw. It's hard to hate on that kid when you think about it. Pretty sure every parent has to accept that whoever their daughter is dating - at a certain age -, her boyfriend is fucking her...
The real question is was it boiled, microwaved, or grilled. Also if you grill a hotdog first put it on a skewer and spin the knife around it so its a spiral, it takes some practice but my parents did it andnit cooks so much better and holds condiments better.
Good job bro seriously, my brother has been on drugs for so long and is costantly relapsing and I don't want to give up on him but it is so physically and emotionally draining.
@@michaell5830 fuk man... I'm really sorry I hope your bro comes around. What I can say is I struggled for 15 years and it took an OD and chronic injury from that od for me to finally start taking recovery seriously. What I mean is never give up hope you never know what could make him want to change even after a long time. I will keep you and your bro in my prayers. Stay strong and much love
In school I was _always_ the dream boyfriend my girl friends' (not girlfriends) parents _wished_ their daughters had. I was polite, serious, well-groomed, cared about my grown-up job, kept everyone out of trouble and got them home mostly sober and on time. But I'm also gay. Even into my 30's I'd meet the parents of my single girl friends occasionally and the parents would later ask their daughters why we were "just friends."
My wife's father and mother adore me. I am my wife's third husband. Even though my wife and I are separated, my father-in-law still calls me to talk about different things.
GF: Alright, we're meeting my parents, please don't do any weird weeb things you usually do. Guy: Don't Worry, it's fine. Anything for you. Mom and Dad walk over Guy: OH, so you're approaching me? Instead of running away you're coming right to me? GF: Facepalms Dad: I can't see if you're good for my daughter without getting closer. Guy: Oh, then come as close as you like. Twenty Minutes Later Dad and Guy are chatting about Stands Mom: Ara Ara, they seem to be getting along. Daughter: This is what I was afraid of.
It feels great to see this after hearing the "overbearingly protective father just looking out for his wittle pwincess" trope played to high hell and back.
My girlfriend's parents at the time hated my guts....because I was trans. But I was always respectful and her sibs adored me. Alittle into the relationship she was diagnosed with breast cancer and when she told me she was bawling cause she thought I would leave her and instead I comforted her and told her I never would and will do anything in my power to help her. We were in the living room of her house (though her parents hated me they still sucked it up for their daughters happiness which I gotta respect) and her parents over heard because alittle litter it was dinner and I was helping her mom with dishes while she was out helping her dad with getting veggies from the garden. Her mum just turns to me and smiles saying how she now respects me and she apologizes for how she acted and she said she couldn't be happier with who her daughter chose. Cut to four years later.....my gf sadly last her battle a year a go and I'm still far from over it. I am how ever still part of the family and I have dinner with them every night.
Was in a relationship where I put so much into the relationship, to her and her family. She rarely came to see mine. Honestly my family was also going through some tough times. But still. We ended up breaking up after she slammed the ring I got for her on my dash, I couldnt give her anymore so I didnt chase her or anything. We talk every now and again, I truly loved her, and was happy to provide for her. But it always ended up with her wanting more. And not appreciating what I already was doing. Urks me how I put more than 4 years of my life toward her and her family, and now for the last 3 years I've been single. (Havent really been looking around) trying to work on catching up in my own life, finishing school, etc..
Not a dad, but the older brother. My sister started seeing her supervisor at work. I knew him by reputation as a hard drinking, partying asshole. I faked a call to the house sayinfg he would be late. I met him at the door and told him if he ever hurt my lil sis i would kill him. They went out for several weeks that summer. When she went back to college he called us about 2 weeks later to ask us to meet him somewhere that evening. It turns out he was being baptised into our church. He went from a drinking partying asshole to no drinking, no partying at all. That thanksgiving he flew down to her college to spend a few days with her. Before he left he came to me, not my father to ask for her hand in marrage as he saw me as the one who would protect her from all harm. They have been married for ever 20 years now and have 2 kids. His son from his first marrage also asked my sister to adopt him on his 18th birthday as my brother in laws ex is a total bitch. It's funny how the guy i was so worried about hurting my sister is now one of my best friends.
That first one kind of reminds me of my own dad, he got my mom's parents' approval by digging them a hole for their flagpole by hand and raising the pole right after.
Well we all know if you see/hear the word heroin you will instantly want some. The fact that most people are not addicts or would even know where to get heroin is neither here nor there apparently.
Not going to lie....I was convinced that first Boyfriend was my brother. lmfao. Literally same exact TO THE POINT traits and jobs, only thing that broke it was the trip to Orlando.
One post said how comments were guys who weren't dads and one guy who ate a hot dog. Then a minute afterwards, a post about guy who ate a hot dog. A prequel to a post? Somehow satisfying.
Angelina not trying to be rude or anything, but did your dad like intentionally invite him to the movies on your anniversary? Idk other that very wholesome lol
Just went to a graduation party for my ex's little sister (Still on good terms). When I got there, the whole family excitedly exclaimed my name and the first the thing the grandma said to me was "How's my grandson!"
My ex was everything i ever wanted and everything i didn't know i needed, my soulmate. I loved her more than life itself, cared for her, wrote her poems, and, as she'd say, "you don't have to try so hard, i know you love me". But her parents didn't like me as much when they found out i was an atheist... My heart shattered into billion pieces bc it's something i can't change. We don't talk anymore but i still hope she's happy.
Brother here, my sister dated a dude for like 2 hours at a dance then broke up because he called her a w***e.... let’s just say that he made a mistake of calling her that (I am two grades up and had a few friends there and well..... you get the jist of it. After that was done I tended to my sister and she was ok, but was a bit overwhelmed by the lights and the music so we left the “dance floor” and went to one of my teachers room. Mr.Gamage was the best and he completely understood.) Tl:DR I beat up a kid for calling my sister a w***e then retreated to a classroom to get some help
I'm the boyfriend in this. Intreat his daughter right, do my best to help her through any emotion situations, work alot on days when I don't have class and I'm incredibly respectful. Things her previous boyfriends weren't.
My sister is dating an ex drug dealer with countless felonies. He's the best guy she has ever dated. He is the nicest and funniest dude ever. He treats her kids like his own, and treats my sister like a queen.
4:15 does the potato story remind you guys of that one “actually happened” story where he meets his girlfriends parents for the first time and he pretends he doesn’t know what potatoes are?
So a year ago my sister who was 19 at the time dated this cute guy, he was really nice, when we were around him it felt like he was an older brother, we liked him more than my other sister's bf, its been half a year idk if she broke up with him but we miss him alot Edit: he's a marine, idk if he still is but he's a marine
“He’s only half her age”
*I n h a l e*
_Reveals their age_
They had us in this first half, not gonna lie.
big oof
HALF
Melon :]
Its the other way around... she’s the older one, he’s the younger one bruh
I am your 1,000th like
i really don't get it. defuq is wrong with me
The basics - a decent job, saves his paycheck, and treats the daughter well.
Pretty much yeah
I liked so I could be the 666th comment...
But agreed lol
The Boss- A guy who's so perfect that you know it's your daughter's fault, if they break-up.
Jochem+ Don’t be a nice boy
@@jochem1031 never become friends with a love interest.
Either acquaintance to love or acquaintance to strangers again
‘I guess it is worth pointing out that she is 14 months old and he is 7 months old’ 😂😂😂😂😂
Me:*on the phone with the fbi*
FBI: sir can we get a location
Me:*sees real ages*
Me: ...
FBI:sir?...Hello is anyone their?
Me:yea can I get a cheese pizza?
PurpleFire 337 lmao
@PurpleFire 337 yes... you can get a pizza...
Edit: AS SOON AS I POSTED THIS MY GRANDMA ASKED ME IF I WANTED PIZZA TONIGHT. _Coincidence? __-Probably-_
@Artist 128 😂😂😂
@Ivy_VerTiX Pineapple with stuffed crust, I guess 😂😂😂
No one:
Me: *trying to justify at what age its not weird to have a partner thats twice your age*
thank god it was 14 to 7 months
I mean, as long she is an adult...
The plot twist there... Whoa.
not gonna lie they had s in the first half
Lim Wei Ken do you guys realize there needs to be atleast 9 months in between each kid...unless...
that one didnt make sense
"she was 14 months, he was 7 months" that was a plot twist and a half
Bi-dum-tss
I had a gf when I was 20 that I adored. She was the kindest person i've ever known and was also very attractive which is rare in my experience. I tried to always do nice things to suprise her and was always respectful of her and her family.
Her mom didn't like me because I was a different religion. She was formally polite but I could always see/feel it.
We went out one night and two guys decided to harass her. I'm not a big guy so I guess they thought I would walk away. I got into it and though I took a few they regretted it.
Her mom was furious with me that I had "gotten into a fight".
Her father who was very mellow and quiet but was a college football player and built like a bear took me outside. I knew what was coming next..."stay away from daughter".
He told me he was grateful that I always treated his daughter with respect and that he always liked me and knew his daughter was safe with me. He talked with his wife and it was never mentioned again. It was the nicest compliment I ever got from a parent.
You “had”? What happened?
@@bemb4064 She went to college at Georgetown, I went to UC Santa Barbara and I broke up with her. I regretted it for years. I still do. We talked for years. My heart would race every time I heard her voice, I loved talking to her but then for weeks I couldn't think about anything else. I spent to much time feeling hollow without her.
I can't say i've ever been that happy again, but I'm able to do other things that are fulfilling.
@@robpolaris5002 I feel you fam
Shit get her back if its the last thing you do
bruh yall need to reconnect what if she feels the same 😭😭😭
When he said the boy's legs would tire of seeing her leave and one day he would just get and follow her anywhere. My heart melted in cuteness and with a twinge of pity. Since he'd never walked in his life and could never physically do it.
He said she was all about walking and running and I thought it was cute that they could find stuff in common. (Not that disabled/nondisabled couples have trouble finding things in common.)
I was a little put off by the twice his age part...until I realized they were both under 2 years old. Best plot twist ever tho!
Ikr
"Love has no age" said the 58 year old to the police after trying to hookup with a 12 year old
Noo she was actually 3000 year old half-elf
William Nieslawski No, but I have an ocarina. Have you played The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap?
"Love has no age" says a dad trying to hook up a 14 and 7 month old.
@@Nia-or2ex true, true
Chris Hanson told him he was free to leave the house anytime he wanted.
The one with the 14 and 7 months old was funny
700 likes thanks people
Yeah
It was adorable!
The Dad that bought the condoms is cool af
69 likes 😏
Edit - not anymore :(
I had a lot of respect for that man
Be in the dad's place : you have a boy in your car that clearly loves your daughter since they've been together for 4 years. Said boy is honest and clear about his intentions that he lets you know that he has/wants a physical relationship with your daughter and not only that, he doesn't do it raw. It's hard to hate on that kid when you think about it. Pretty sure every parent has to accept that whoever their daughter is dating - at a certain age -, her boyfriend is fucking her...
No one:
Reddit guy: i had hotdog for dinner
That one fucking killed me
The real question is was it boiled, microwaved, or grilled. Also if you grill a hotdog first put it on a skewer and spin the knife around it so its a spiral, it takes some practice but my parents did it andnit cooks so much better and holds condiments better.
I don’t have a dad...
Or a boyfriend....
Or a-
*_We’ll be right back_*
Don’t leave us hanging
Umm same, bf? Mon existent. Dad? Non existent.
@@chloek1938 hotel? Trivago
Are u alright? Come back
Puusay
The story about the boyfriend bonding with the autistic brother made me cry
It did sound like a movie to me but I'm glad that kind of things happen IRL.
memes about autistic people are the best
I lost it when the foreshadowed hotdog-guy showed up 😂
“Love has no age”
*FBI wants to know your location*
I got a tower ping from 123 Pedo lane
*when you don't have a dad and you feel sorry for yourself for 12 minutes and 5 seconds*
Edit: Damn, thanks for all the likes!!
12 mins 6 secs*
Phreak Phayse is that extra 1 second for spacing out?
Phreak Phayse then the extra second hits you with an anxiety attack for literally no reason
@Reashell Mills *_me_*
Hey guess what - no one cares!
As a dude who recently got clean and has fully committed to recovery now, that 2nd one hit me hard. I hope his daughter is ok.
Congrats om getting clean :D
Keep going! You can do this.
@@EternalShadow1667 thanks everyone
Good job bro seriously, my brother has been on drugs for so long and is costantly relapsing and I don't want to give up on him but it is so physically and emotionally draining.
@@michaell5830 fuk man... I'm really sorry I hope your bro comes around. What I can say is I struggled for 15 years and it took an OD and chronic injury from that od for me to finally start taking recovery seriously. What I mean is never give up hope you never know what could make him want to change even after a long time. I will keep you and your bro in my prayers. Stay strong and much love
Wait....dads can actually like their daughters boyfriends?!
Father:her brother
*Alabama music starts playing*
In school I was _always_ the dream boyfriend my girl friends' (not girlfriends) parents _wished_ their daughters had. I was polite, serious, well-groomed, cared about my grown-up job, kept everyone out of trouble and got them home mostly sober and on time. But I'm also gay. Even into my 30's I'd meet the parents of my single girl friends occasionally and the parents would later ask their daughters why we were "just friends."
Der Glückliche cause she is banging Dave the guitar player and Kevin from sales on the regular
lol potato one tho
czcams.com/video/rlV7mUKsmb0/video.html
@@josesanchezrodriguez1783 actually happened stole the story from the reddit post
josé sanchez rodriguez I hate actually happened for some reason. Maybe be that they don’t give credit
Melon Shark he’s referring to a different reddit post
I’ve had one and only one bf. He is now my husband.
We met playing GTA5 Online heists through mutual friends 😜
Amazing
Lol
wait wtf
@@justmart4455 never thought it was possible
How old u is
At 3:42 I was like "that's a twist"
I liked that last dad's response, I respect him and aspire to be like him if I get the chance to be a parent
That dad who bought condoms and birth pills is holy AF!
4:20 *me thinking* man I sure wish I could see that hotdog story
6:37 well what do yuh know
My wife's father and mother adore me. I am my wife's third husband. Even though my wife and I are separated, my father-in-law still calls me to talk about different things.
Clive Wakeham you’re separated but she’s still your wife?
*When he said*
He watches Jojo
Another man of culture, I see.
that’s when i knew, he was *made in heaven*
Over heaven
GF: Alright, we're meeting my parents, please don't do any weird weeb things you usually do.
Guy: Don't Worry, it's fine. Anything for you.
Mom and Dad walk over
Guy: OH, so you're approaching me? Instead of running away you're coming right to me?
GF: Facepalms
Dad: I can't see if you're good for my daughter without getting closer.
Guy: Oh, then come as close as you like.
Twenty Minutes Later Dad and Guy are chatting about Stands
Mom: Ara Ara, they seem to be getting along.
Daughter: This is what I was afraid of.
It feels great to see this after hearing the "overbearingly protective father just looking out for his wittle pwincess" trope played to high hell and back.
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
SLASHER: Pohkemun
My girlfriend's parents at the time hated my guts....because I was trans. But I was always respectful and her sibs adored me. Alittle into the relationship she was diagnosed with breast cancer and when she told me she was bawling cause she thought I would leave her and instead I comforted her and told her I never would and will do anything in my power to help her. We were in the living room of her house (though her parents hated me they still sucked it up for their daughters happiness which I gotta respect) and her parents over heard because alittle litter it was dinner and I was helping her mom with dishes while she was out helping her dad with getting veggies from the garden. Her mum just turns to me and smiles saying how she now respects me and she apologizes for how she acted and she said she couldn't be happier with who her daughter chose.
Cut to four years later.....my gf sadly last her battle a year a go and I'm still far from over it. I am how ever still part of the family and I have dinner with them every night.
I am so, so sorry for your loss.
Your girlfriend sounds like a wonderful girl.
Was in a relationship where I put so much into the relationship, to her and her family. She rarely came to see mine. Honestly my family was also going through some tough times. But still. We ended up breaking up after she slammed the ring I got for her on my dash, I couldnt give her anymore so I didnt chase her or anything. We talk every now and again, I truly loved her, and was happy to provide for her. But it always ended up with her wanting more. And not appreciating what I already was doing. Urks me how I put more than 4 years of my life toward her and her family, and now for the last 3 years I've been single. (Havent really been looking around) trying to work on catching up in my own life, finishing school, etc..
Fat mood
Props to you for staying sturdy after that
Not a dad, but the older brother. My sister started seeing her supervisor at work. I knew him by reputation as a hard drinking, partying asshole. I faked a call to the house sayinfg he would be late. I met him at the door and told him if he ever hurt my lil sis i would kill him. They went out for several weeks that summer. When she went back to college he called us about 2 weeks later to ask us to meet him somewhere that evening. It turns out he was being baptised into our church. He went from a drinking partying asshole to no drinking, no partying at all. That thanksgiving he flew down to her college to spend a few days with her. Before he left he came to me, not my father to ask for her hand in marrage as he saw me as the one who would protect her from all harm. They have been married for ever 20 years now and have 2 kids. His son from his first marrage also asked my sister to adopt him on his 18th birthday as my brother in laws ex is a total bitch. It's funny how the guy i was so worried about hurting my sister is now one of my best friends.
4:10
God, i understood that reference
it wasnt a refference...
DSGamingGuy127 yes it was lol
Was that a reference to those stupid fake life videos or something
Zune no it was a reference to DOMICS ffs
Get out of my house.
When he's subscribed to Pewdiepie
Dagan Ward ITS DAGAN WARD (plz put this in vid)
Nice
Cringe
Koshek _ you right
I voted for T-Series
The guy who pretended he didn’t know what a potato’s was also on a animation channel
Omg this is the most likes I ever got thank you so much
That’s what i thought to
And it was fake
Yeah because that channel is all fake
Actually happened just steals stories and pretends that there real.
What?
That first one kind of reminds me of my own dad, he got my mom's parents' approval by digging them a hole for their flagpole by hand and raising the pole right after.
6:37 Ahhhh.... *there's* the hot-dog one they were talking about.
So we gonna just censor heroin?
probs monetization reasons
Well we all know if you see/hear the word heroin you will instantly want some. The fact that most people are not addicts or would even know where to get heroin is neither here nor there apparently.
What if it's hymen instead?
The Lorax is a hymen an illegal drug that’s extremely addictive? No? That’s what I thought
"an open relationship with both my children" ... bruh.
Bart Simpson in the thumbnail hasn't even answered the phone. Hows he talking?
the one at 3:40 i-
10:45 The way it says, Fiance.
"FianKAY"
Not going to lie....I was convinced that first Boyfriend was my brother. lmfao.
Literally same exact TO THE POINT traits and jobs, only thing that broke it was the trip to Orlando.
The kid asking the dad in law to buy him condoms brilliant
My favorite was the invisible one, he is always polite
The fact you added the one at 6:40 after 4:15, I hecking *love* you.
I choked in my cinnamon toast crunch when they brought up the the potato reference
Alabama people are like my favorite daughters boyfriend is me
7 year olds out here having boyfriends and I’m about to start my sophomore year of high school without any experience whatsoever-
f
Same sis
I mean I'm my boyfriend first girlfriend and he's almost 21 so could be worse I guess?
I think I'm the favourite, mainly because I'm the only one, and they still speak to me...
Requirements:
*Must have high pay*
😅😂😅😂
Hanz Cedric hight
@@lokii7602 thanks, i have corrected it! :-)
Not a father but boy I hope I don't have to clean my guns in the living room everytime my future kid brings a boy home (if I have a daughter)
Guns are too cliché, I'm a blacksmith, ill.be polishing a set of massive butcher knives when I meet my possible future daughter's bf...
*Gf looks over my shoulder, reads my comment, rolls eyes...
I’m pretty sure I’ve already seen the story about the “b**** whisper” before but from a different perspective
Reddit is really a small place
Dad: “the one that walked away without having to threaten😈”
Why did you censor Heroin? Can that really get you demonitized?
me: **takes notes**
The Heroin one is so fckng sad..
"For awhile he helped me bring my daughter Back to me." ... damn
One post said how comments were guys who weren't dads and one guy who ate a hot dog. Then a minute afterwards, a post about guy who ate a hot dog. A prequel to a post? Somehow satisfying.
"Write that down, Write that down!"
My dad told me at 14 that he didn't care who I dated, just that they had to be white and a football player. I don't talk to my dad anymore.
I laughed for a straight minute when I heard the 7 months 14 months. Best plot twist ever
3:41 what a twist
When your a boyfreind picking up tips
The one with the 7 and 14 month olds lmaoooo they really had me
4:06 wait isn’t that an actually happened story where the title goes along the lines of “my gf’s parents hate me because of a joke” or smth like that
My boyfriend skipped our one year anniversary to go to the movies with my dad because it was his bday also (he’s now my dads favourite one by far)
Angelina not trying to be rude or anything, but did your dad like intentionally invite him to the movies on your anniversary? Idk other that very wholesome lol
TRISTANT yeah my dads stupid for that
Angelina oof hopefully everything is going all right with u two
@@TRISTANT49 yeah we are still close
Angelina that’s lit fam. Lol why do I talk
3:38
*Top ten anime plot twists*
I love how none of these are guys have ever HAD to do anything hard
Lmfao I was hoping I’d get to see the hot dog post after the first guy talked about it 😂💀 I’m dead it actually exists
That guy that acted like he didnt know what a potato was is amazing XD
4:14 ACTUALLY HAPPENED KID IS THAT YOUUUU!!!
"The bitch whisperer" haha that one killed me
Just went to a graduation party for my ex's little sister (Still on good terms). When I got there, the whole family excitedly exclaimed my name and the first the thing the grandma said to me was "How's my grandson!"
4:25 is that Gerard or Mikey Way you're talking about? 😂
Yeah that second or third one was more of a rant I hope that dad is ok🤣
3:38 “you got us in the first half not gonna lie”
My ex was everything i ever wanted and everything i didn't know i needed, my soulmate. I loved her more than life itself, cared for her, wrote her poems, and, as she'd say, "you don't have to try so hard, i know you love me". But her parents didn't like me as much when they found out i was an atheist... My heart shattered into billion pieces bc it's something i can't change. We don't talk anymore but i still hope she's happy.
That plot twist was bigger than The Avengers
Lmfao the guy who wrote the one about the babies is hilarious, legend.
That first one feels so wholesome
3:37 they got us in the first half..
4:03 dude I laughed so hard with the bitch whisperer lol
i think i have heard the story of the boyfriends side where he doesnt know what a potato is... LMAO
the guy my sisters with right, now i hope they stay together. Hes a really chill dude.
3:10 this story just warmed my freaking heart!!!!
I really hope one day they get married 😭
Brother here, my sister dated a dude for like 2 hours at a dance then broke up because he called her a w***e.... let’s just say that he made a mistake of calling her that (I am two grades up and had a few friends there and well..... you get the jist of it. After that was done I tended to my sister and she was ok, but was a bit overwhelmed by the lights and the music so we left the “dance floor” and went to one of my teachers room. Mr.Gamage was the best and he completely understood.)
Tl:DR I beat up a kid for calling my sister a w***e then retreated to a classroom to get some help
When I read the one about the potato, I was like "I watched that story on the other POV"
The one about the babies was so cute
THE POTATO STORY MADE IT HERE FML YESSSSSSSSS
"14 months and 7 months old", wait a minute....
“Pretended to not now what a potato was” swear I’ve seen that story told from the boyfriends perspective before
Yoooo that 14 and 7 months old one got me 💀💀💀
3:41 cha cha real smooth
I'm the boyfriend in this.
Intreat his daughter right, do my best to help her through any emotion situations, work alot on days when I don't have class and I'm incredibly respectful. Things her previous boyfriends weren't.
My sister is dating an ex drug dealer with countless felonies. He's the best guy she has ever dated. He is the nicest and funniest dude ever. He treats her kids like his own, and treats my sister like a queen.
Never had a boyfriend, but my friends think my dad hates them- he has never said a word to them
Hence he has earned the title of “bitch whisperer” LMAOO im so weak
4:15 does the potato story remind you guys of that one “actually happened” story where he meets his girlfriends parents for the first time and he pretends he doesn’t know what potatoes are?
So a year ago my sister who was 19 at the time dated this cute guy, he was really nice, when we were around him it felt like he was an older brother, we liked him more than my other sister's bf, its been half a year idk if she broke up with him but we miss him alot
Edit: he's a marine, idk if he still is but he's a marine