Best of the Cold Opens - The Office

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  • The Office cold opens are legendary. Watch the best of the cold opens from all seasons of The Office. Featuring Michael Scott (Steve Carell), Dwight (Rainn Wilson), Jim (John Krasinski), Pam (Jenna Fischer) and more.
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  • @2306indra
    @2306indra Před 4 lety +14802

    the 2 best cold opens are left out...
    1. Stress Relief (Dwight starts a fire in the Office)
    2. Parkour

    • @DanielSelk
      @DanielSelk Před 4 lety +518

      Stress relief is the best scene in the office EVER! XD

    • @tonibauer2949
      @tonibauer2949 Před 4 lety +116

      I liked Miami Stanley. “Did you just come back from murdering rival club owners?”:Jim

    • @sabalghoo
      @sabalghoo Před 4 lety +196

      *THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US!*

    • @lil_mine5344
      @lil_mine5344 Před 4 lety +96

      When Andy jumped on the “fridge” I lost it

    • @therox.6373
      @therox.6373 Před 4 lety +6

      @@DanielSelk IS one of the best in TV's history

  • @vanshikasharma8053
    @vanshikasharma8053 Před 4 lety +25822

    I think Stanley notices everything. He just doesn’t care enough to react!

  • @datartisttho1987
    @datartisttho1987 Před 3 lety +10115

    Michael: *”No more knock knock jokes!”*
    Jim: *”Ding dong.”*
    Michael: 👁👄👁 *”Who’s there?”*

    • @bambayangan
      @bambayangan Před 3 lety +195

      I just cant with michael.

    • @datartisttho1987
      @datartisttho1987 Před 3 lety +17

      @@bambayangan Ikr

    • @SelfImprovement1111
      @SelfImprovement1111 Před 3 lety +265

      Michael goes from annoyed to an excited little kid in a blink of an eye

    • @datartisttho1987
      @datartisttho1987 Před 3 lety +32

      @@SelfImprovement1111 Exactly. I love it too 😂

    • @Hayanomie
      @Hayanomie Před 3 lety +58

      Michael is the shameless kid at school who will do anything to get along w the popular kids

  • @krohanph
    @krohanph Před 3 lety +4483

    "He has his Netflix sent here to the office" is a strange phrase these days

    • @victoria-tk5jf
      @victoria-tk5jf Před 3 lety +20

      Yeah really

    • @cjr728
      @cjr728 Před 3 lety +75

      it is no longer on netflix in the US and none of the free vpns are working for me. pain. just pain 😔

    • @hannah3970
      @hannah3970 Před 3 lety +21

      @@cjr728 I know it sucks but your last resort is to pay for peacock 😕

    • @xomi9722
      @xomi9722 Před 3 lety +17

      @@hannah3970 or Prime Videos

    • @hannah3970
      @hannah3970 Před 3 lety +5

      @@xomi9722 yes, or that

  • @danieljpew
    @danieljpew Před 4 lety +15844

    I love the Stanley one because I feel like Michael was so happy to be in on a joke with everyone else.

    • @charlos7040
      @charlos7040 Před 4 lety +94

      DJ Pew I know!

    • @andyabreu5627
      @andyabreu5627 Před 3 lety +678

      Axel Avalos why are you the way that you are

    • @ctskite3819
      @ctskite3819 Před 3 lety +399

      @@axelavalos5979 who let the lemonhead inside the room?

    • @zypher4794
      @zypher4794 Před 3 lety +185

      Axel Avalos you are a waste of life and you should give up

    • @zypher4794
      @zypher4794 Před 3 lety +142

      Axel Avalos ...is what I want to say but won’t because that is why we are here :)

  • @nuj2187
    @nuj2187 Před 4 lety +4463

    Angela:
    1:Doesn’t want to be on the internet
    2:Is ok with being filmed for a documentary

    • @alexanderbyrne9684
      @alexanderbyrne9684 Před 4 lety +331

      For 10 years. A documentary that detailed two lovers that she cheated on with one man

    • @Optxin
      @Optxin Před 3 lety +179

      and dated a gay state senator

    • @renefigueroa6309
      @renefigueroa6309 Před 3 lety +92

      Made a podcast with pam for everyone to see

    • @blade5445
      @blade5445 Před 3 lety +89

      And was in threat level midnight.

    • @charlieeeeeeeeee1915
      @charlieeeeeeeeee1915 Před 3 lety +14

      I mean she did sign for it when she joined the branch seasons later

  • @tysonchong8765
    @tysonchong8765 Před 3 lety +4919

    Wheres Asian Jim. Where’s parkour. Where’s Jim pretending to be Dwight

    • @UmaDevi-ve1db
      @UmaDevi-ve1db Před 3 lety +50

      Jimbo.ayyyyy

    • @jow8901
      @jow8901 Před 3 lety +133

      I don’t think they could fit every cold open on the show in this video Tyson

    • @MsSnifter
      @MsSnifter Před 3 lety +34

      Where’s Dwight’s fire drill?

    • @Eovozenporra
      @Eovozenporra Před 3 lety +10

      @@UmaDevi-ve1db THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST

    • @Ryegt
      @Ryegt Před 3 lety +8

      There are too many great ones for just one video

  • @jgolden1309_
    @jgolden1309_ Před 3 lety +6166

    Best Michael Scott quotes of all time:
    “EVERYBODY STAY CALM. STAY F*CKING CALM”
    “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious”
    “No god please no. NO. NO. NOOOOO”
    “Well well, how the turn tables”

    • @vishnuanand1583
      @vishnuanand1583 Před 3 lety +183

      You forgot "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
      -Wayne Gretzky"
      -Michael Scott

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 Před 3 lety +14

      that line is so iconic it become a meme 😂 hhh

    • @raazimrj6048
      @raazimrj6048 Před 3 lety +62

      That's what she said

    • @mollydavis4059
      @mollydavis4059 Před 3 lety +65

      And “I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.”

    • @user-wu2tb6wp5y
      @user-wu2tb6wp5y Před 3 lety +45

      also
      ''this wine has sort of an oaky afterbirth''

  • @purefire5172
    @purefire5172 Před 4 lety +7836

    "Hey Mi-"
    "No! God! No God. Please No! No. No! Noooooooo!"

    • @camdos3326
      @camdos3326 Před 4 lety +141

      A classic meme

    • @Jayfive276
      @Jayfive276 Před 4 lety +41

      *SLAP*
      *ZE KGB IS TIRED OF ZIS MEME. IT IS SIBERIA FOR YOU MY FRIEND.*

    • @dawsonh8573
      @dawsonh8573 Před 4 lety +8

      What episode is that I always forget

    • @kikispears4749
      @kikispears4749 Před 4 lety +7

      @@dawsonh8573 I think it is Frame Toby. If it is not that, I know it is from season 5.

    • @dawsonh8573
      @dawsonh8573 Před 4 lety +2

      Kiki Spears I thought it was in season 2 or 3. Lol

  • @jasonneufeld7373
    @jasonneufeld7373 Před 4 lety +8975

    The best two openers were left out.
    - Dwight's Fire Drill
    - Jim impersonating Dwight. "Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica"

  • @kamil11kw
    @kamil11kw Před 3 lety +3091

    Best thing here is Michael shows us this cheap tricks like they are the best thing ever :D

    • @funtaril
      @funtaril Před 3 lety +31

      but they are

    • @kittycatmeowmeow963
      @kittycatmeowmeow963 Před 3 lety +9

      @@prestonhong4850 True. I find it quite obvious how the 2 other tricks work, but where does the fire come from? Also, can it burn your hand?

    • @tonyhollerz6958
      @tonyhollerz6958 Před 2 lety +4

      @@kittycatmeowmeow963 with care it shouldn’t burn your hand. Michael is using nitrocellulose and can be in different forms, such as « flash paper » or « flash cotton ». This is a highly flammable compound, which needs a lighter to ignite. You can see that Michael has a black circular object in the palm and fingers of his hand, which would be a lighter to light the flash paper.
      Simple yet cool!
      These tricks can be dangerous, such as magicians using hand sanitizers to light their hands on fire with a cool blue flame. The problem is when the alcohol from the hand sanitizer is burned up and there’s none left, and the flame tries to find another fuel. It then uses your skin, and you will begin to get burns.
      These tricks are cool, but you would want to know what you’re doing before trying them out.

    • @tobiasbehn428
      @tobiasbehn428 Před 2 lety +2

      No not really, flesh dies not Burn that quickly (your steak wont catch fire on a grill, before its coal or covered in much fat). The problem occurs if you use sanitizer gels. it sticks to your hands and burns to long so that your hand will have to much heat exposure

    • @japonjapon6242
      @japonjapon6242 Před 2 lety

      加藤純一

  • @gadizafiorenza
    @gadizafiorenza Před 3 lety +2010

    The way andy's just keep dancing at the camera while dwight is literally holding a knife at his throat lol

    • @Ravioli-uw9uy
      @Ravioli-uw9uy Před 3 lety +11

      Beautiful!

    • @iknowexactlywhoyouare8701
      @iknowexactlywhoyouare8701 Před 3 lety +2

      not "literally"

    • @confused_cc.0
      @confused_cc.0 Před 3 lety +44

      Andy was a really good character. It made me sad what they did to him.

    • @JohnGuitarNoises
      @JohnGuitarNoises Před 3 lety +1

      @@confused_cc.0 the actor plays the same character in every show/movie he is in.

    • @confused_cc.0
      @confused_cc.0 Před 3 lety +16

      @@JohnGuitarNoises Well yeah. But I hated how they were trying to make him into another Micheal Scott.

  • @devansh5562
    @devansh5562 Před 4 lety +16575

    "He has his Netflix sent here to the office."
    Sometimes I forget this was made over 10 years ago

    • @elixir662
      @elixir662 Před 4 lety +896

      Totally. Seems like such an outdated reference now

    • @benizok3621
      @benizok3621 Před 4 lety +568

      Now we watch it on Netflix

    • @docdarlin5491
      @docdarlin5491 Před 4 lety +81

      not any more :(

    • @Dreadpirate404
      @Dreadpirate404 Před 4 lety +459

      And now The Office is sent to his Netflix

    • @josiahu
      @josiahu Před 4 lety +97

      You can still get dvds on netflix. Some good stuff too that isnt available on streaming

  • @coudywane888
    @coudywane888 Před 4 lety +5782

    "Our branch on the planet Jupiter is up 8000% in sales"
    " YAAAAAAY"

  • @Tobbino
    @Tobbino Před 3 lety +1595

    I love the kgb one, i just love how Dwight takes Jim's response

    • @ericolvera5318
      @ericolvera5318 Před 2 lety +11

      What is up with their German accents hahaha the KGB is supposed to be Russian innit?

    • @johanneslela4880
      @johanneslela4880 Před 2 lety +14

      @@ericolvera5318 It was really present in East Germany too, that's why they do the german accent.

    • @dannya1854
      @dannya1854 Před rokem +1

      Yeah that was dumb, but maybe that was the point.

  • @rakeere8761
    @rakeere8761 Před 3 lety +675

    Jim: the KGB waits for no one?
    Dwight:... It's true.

    • @rileyb1298
      @rileyb1298 Před 3 lety +4

      what is the KGB🤔

    • @rakeere8761
      @rakeere8761 Před 3 lety +6

      @@rileyb1298 are you serious?

    • @rileyb1298
      @rileyb1298 Před 3 lety

      @@rakeere8761 yeah....

    • @rileyb1298
      @rileyb1298 Před 3 lety

      @@rakeere8761 is it like a group of people?

    • @rakeere8761
      @rakeere8761 Před 3 lety +9

      @@rileyb1298 Russian security intelligence agency doing the soviet union, maybe more of a secret police department less than a security bureau. Possibly reason for experimental weapons and experiment on people.

  • @marcellahelene243
    @marcellahelene243 Před 4 lety +13362

    The Office is forever one of the greatest shows of all time.

    • @808sheartbreaklover
      @808sheartbreaklover Před 4 lety +133

      Marcella Helene that’s what everyone said

    • @sandrasmlambo5524
      @sandrasmlambo5524 Před 4 lety +81

      @@mainframe8006 when I was trying to convince my brother to start watching the office I told him it was as good as Friends. He agreed after watching. He's still a big fan.

    • @marthageorge4062
      @marthageorge4062 Před 4 lety +10

      I agree

    • @Papabandana
      @Papabandana Před 4 lety +239

      @@mainframe8006 I swear, what's the appeal of friends????
      Legitimately, I don't understand friends and how it's funny.

    • @pallbearer1175
      @pallbearer1175 Před 4 lety +179

      friends is cringe

  • @nubby7253
    @nubby7253 Před 4 lety +4408

    The best cold open ever is when Dwight starts the fire.

    • @moonscar119
      @moonscar119 Před 4 lety +71

      that wasnt a cold opening though because it was related to the plot of the show

    • @nonniecook991
      @nonniecook991 Před 4 lety +103

      But Ryan started the fire it was always burning

    • @eyebelieve3
      @eyebelieve3 Před 4 lety +75

      "Today smoking is gonna save lives"

    • @Soldier-wi8ps
      @Soldier-wi8ps Před 4 lety +15

      @@eyebelieve3
      "Does anyone smell anything smoky?
      Did you bring your jerky again?
      Ahem heh heh hem.....
      Oh my God! Uh, uh uh,
      FIRE! "

    • @eyebelieve3
      @eyebelieve3 Před 4 lety +29

      @@Soldier-wi8ps "THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US"

  • @kristenbooks
    @kristenbooks Před 3 lety +1605

    We're really just gonna ignore Dwight setting the office on fire, Jim dressing up like Dwight & Jim hijacking Dwight's meeting recording while Michael was on vacation???

    • @rushikeshkulkarni9296
      @rushikeshkulkarni9296 Před 3 lety +5

      They have a different video for the fire one lol

    • @kikiyah5666
      @kikiyah5666 Před 3 lety +2

      @Jordan Clark Meridith getting hit by Michael's car was crucial to the plot of its episode, so I don't get you're argument.

    • @kikiyah5666
      @kikiyah5666 Před 3 lety +3

      @Jordan Clark Also, A Cold Open is defined as "a narrative technique used in television and films. It is the practice of jumping directly into a story at the beginning of the show before the title sequence or opening credits are shown"

    • @confused_cc.0
      @confused_cc.0 Před 3 lety +4

      "I AM HOLDING A CHAINSAW TO PHYLLIS'S NECK!"

    • @abunchoffruit8668
      @abunchoffruit8668 Před 3 lety +2

      HAHAHAHAHHAH TRue

  • @monicaledger3768
    @monicaledger3768 Před 3 lety +753

    I think the best one that was missed out was the one where Jim gives Dwight a mint every time his computer makes that sound 😂

  • @koreanelvis
    @koreanelvis Před 4 lety +8547

    Asian Jim should’ve been in here.

  • @patientzeropoint5271
    @patientzeropoint5271 Před 4 lety +1919

    "Dwight, get the door" in the knock-knock joke scene, is maybe my favourite line of the whole show.

    • @SomanshSPJHPNU
      @SomanshSPJHPNU Před 4 lety +92

      It's on par with Michael saying "it's a million dollar sale" when dwight asks him not to fire him because bill buttlicker said so

    • @raydon14ify
      @raydon14ify Před 4 lety

      it’s true

    • @marielalara1202
      @marielalara1202 Před 4 lety +10

      "The fire is shooting at us"

    • @erievhs
      @erievhs Před 4 lety +15

      "Im not getting that its the kgb!"

    • @mathiselvam3140
      @mathiselvam3140 Před 3 lety +15

      I love how childlike he looks when Jim says dingdong

  • @minecraftbro5333
    @minecraftbro5333 Před 3 lety +341

    I'm so used to that clipped "No! God no!' etc, it doesn't even sound real anymore

  • @yasminseid4529
    @yasminseid4529 Před 3 lety +128

    The enthusiasm Michael has to hear Jim's joke is so wholesome.

  • @wilshiretheorange6482
    @wilshiretheorange6482 Před 4 lety +3478

    I like to think Stanley was actually noticing everything they were doing, but 1. didn't care because it didn't interfere with his crossword, or 2. Was pulling a prank on them to see how far they would go to make fools of themselves. or 3. Just a normal day at the office

  • @mundane5456
    @mundane5456 Před 4 lety +4275

    Stanley is the type of guy that goes to work, does his thing, and goes back home.

    • @SomanshSPJHPNU
      @SomanshSPJHPNU Před 4 lety +186

      and his thing is doing crossword puzzles

    • @ruthlessrubberducky5729
      @ruthlessrubberducky5729 Před 4 lety +124

      And his thing doesn't include work.

    • @mundane5456
      @mundane5456 Před 4 lety +11

      @@ruthlessrubberducky5729 fr🤣🤣

    • @lazycatt287
      @lazycatt287 Před 4 lety +11

      Me with school

    • @Papabandana
      @Papabandana Před 4 lety +40

      Stanley is the embodiment of Every High schooler trying to just get the day finished, and that's why he's my second favorite

  • @Jfnc662
    @Jfnc662 Před 3 lety +91

    The Office: **Does a music video**
    Dwight, who is in possession of many dangerous knifes: *This is my chance... Say goodbye Jim.*

  • @aishikisen4115
    @aishikisen4115 Před 3 lety +197

    Michael finding out that Toby is back is one of the best cold opens😂

    • @Beezlie727
      @Beezlie727 Před rokem +2

      No!!...No!!...God No!!...No!!...😂

    • @Cece_Games_xx
      @Cece_Games_xx Před rokem

      Yes bc he recorded the lip dub video 😂

  • @adibhatlavivekteja2679
    @adibhatlavivekteja2679 Před 4 lety +9252

    "No! God! No god! Please! No! "
    That was me when Micheal scott left the office 😢

    • @jlaurelle
      @jlaurelle Před 4 lety +74

      adibhatla vivek teja me too! Best character ever! Dwight too.

    • @martinlutherkingjr.2993
      @martinlutherkingjr.2993 Před 4 lety +132

      Leah Asinovski wow, the show ended a long time ago, why are you even watching this video if you haven’t watched the show, thats on you

    • @tonibauer2949
      @tonibauer2949 Před 4 lety +9

      I guess when I first heard Michael Gary Scott implore God with so much feeling is when I often began to do so. Didn’t even realize it until I saw this, and I have rewatched that show way too many times

    • @wackywavinginflatablearmfl3685
      @wackywavinginflatablearmfl3685 Před 4 lety

      Hates it but it could have been okay still, got kinda shit when Andy took his place that's a character who killed the show for me

    • @tonibauer2949
      @tonibauer2949 Před 4 lety +1

      Leah Asinovski you will cry.

  • @dieseldown
    @dieseldown Před 4 lety +1091

    One of the best cold open has to be the DVD logo on the tv screen that they wait to see if it hits the corner.

    • @jill5681
      @jill5681 Před 4 lety +12

      Omg yes I love that one

    • @kriti_30
      @kriti_30 Před 4 lety +6

      Yess that's my all time favourite scene

    • @dafnepaez3570
      @dafnepaez3570 Před 3 lety +3

      LOVE THAT ONE HAHAHA

    • @snehaljhaveri1100
      @snehaljhaveri1100 Před 3 lety +3

      Ohh yesss!! Love that one! Which episode was it on? Totally forgot!

    • @ifthakharalimahin5074
      @ifthakharalimahin5074 Před 3 lety

      To be honest, the watched that scene on Facebook and didn't even knew what this show was called. Then I asked my friend and now I'm binge watching it. At the moment I'm on season 8.

  • @adrianlovestaylor
    @adrianlovestaylor Před rokem +15

    i love everything about 10:05. It really sums up office as a show, Micheal is his usual child-that's-had-wayy-too-much-sugar, Dwight is being Dwight and Jim is just floating around in the background, jumping, being tall and lanky. I love it so much 😭

  • @_Jesus.Christ.Is.Lord_
    @_Jesus.Christ.Is.Lord_ Před 3 lety +282

    Plot twist: Stanley does notice...he just doesn't care😂😂

  • @mikenahbailey2777
    @mikenahbailey2777 Před 4 lety +1270

    0:05 “Are you swallowing them whole?”
    Michael: “that’s what she said”

    • @pragyansharma1675
      @pragyansharma1675 Před 4 lety +2

      Them? Is the guy from Chernobyl or something?

    • @angelakinsey3154
      @angelakinsey3154 Před 3 lety +1

      If only he was there

    • @voose03
      @voose03 Před 3 lety +1

      @@pragyansharma1675 who says there’s only one guy? Who says its not a thing that comes in pairs?

    • @pragyansharma1675
      @pragyansharma1675 Před 3 lety +1

      @@voose03 You make a good point...

    • @kenjisor
      @kenjisor Před 3 lety

      @@voose03 diphalia?

  • @Dr_Weirdoo
    @Dr_Weirdoo Před 4 lety +1394

    Michael: its not a pyramid scheme its a-
    Jim: (draws a pyramid)
    Michael: i have to go make a call...

    • @otis5610
      @otis5610 Před 4 lety +16

      Yes we saw the same video

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer Před 4 lety +38

      Otis that’s pretty rude...?

    • @trequor
      @trequor Před 3 lety +9

      Sir that is clearly a triangle...

    • @otis5610
      @otis5610 Před 3 lety +2

      Ross i know i was having a bad day

    • @dragonx946
      @dragonx946 Před 3 lety +3

      I read this WORD for WORD as it happened

  • @Kari2025
    @Kari2025 Před 3 lety +150

    I love that they mentioned “The Devil wears Prada.” John was probably already dating Emily by then.

    • @dafaqu694
      @dafaqu694 Před 3 lety

      Wasn't jim date karen's actress first?? Then around 2012 she dated emily?

    • @samcarroll6210
      @samcarroll6210 Před 3 lety +2

      @@dafaqu694 nope it was around 2009-2010

    • @TakittixD
      @TakittixD Před 2 lety

      @@dafaqu694 apparently they got married in 2010

    • @coultergill7728
      @coultergill7728 Před 2 lety

      @@dafaqu694 got married around 2010

    • @coultergill7728
      @coultergill7728 Před 2 lety +1

      @@dafaqu694 it was only briefly for Karen and Jim and didn’t last long in the show or real life. Jim and Pam got married in season 6 which was after the actress and actor got married to their significant others

  • @cebo213
    @cebo213 Před 3 lety +71

    "Jan made me breakfast... Well, she bought the milk... It's SOY" 😂😂 gets me every time

  • @jco_sfm
    @jco_sfm Před 4 lety +1471

    I can't get kevin saying "satchel" out of my head for some reason

    • @TheZigzach
      @TheZigzach Před 4 lety +17

      I like the way he says his girlfriend's name when Ryan is asking him for his emergency contact. "Staaacy"

    • @raydon14ify
      @raydon14ify Před 4 lety

      don’t worry that’s completely natural

    • @finger6797
      @finger6797 Před 4 lety +6

      Oh god its in my head now

    • @armaanali4896
      @armaanali4896 Před 4 lety +5

      I just read this as the part came up

    • @blackbird163
      @blackbird163 Před 3 lety +1

      Damnit now I can't xD

  • @aujinlicious6631
    @aujinlicious6631 Před 4 lety +748

    can we all take a moment to appreciate Dwights knife flip at 10:01

    • @PewAngell
      @PewAngell Před 4 lety +10

      Aujinlicious YESSS FINALLY SOME ONE WHO APPRECIATES IT

    • @ttvgoosethecat1232
      @ttvgoosethecat1232 Před 4 lety +2

      I can do that with a butterfly knife

    • @starlinyn9292
      @starlinyn9292 Před 4 lety +9

      @@ttvgoosethecat1232 prove it fortnite kid, upload a video of you doing it. No proof,no truth

    • @risengrind8059
      @risengrind8059 Před 4 lety

      Starlinyn calm down he just is making himself feel good

    • @JokersWild
      @JokersWild Před 3 lety +3

      @@starlinyn9292 if he didnt have a fortnite profile, you wouldn't have cared. Just let people have fun on the internet, mkay?

  • @plague8163
    @plague8163 Před rokem +28

    I love how sad Michael is when he realizes that Meryl Streep was the bad guy in his movie, and he feels genuinely remorseful to Pam.

  • @noobyplayzzz9180
    @noobyplayzzz9180 Před 3 lety +215

    Best cold open is hands down the stanley one.

    • @JDP2104
      @JDP2104 Před 3 lety +8

      What I love is how Stanley notices, he just doesn't care

    • @gabeabraham9285
      @gabeabraham9285 Před 3 lety +4

      @@JDP2104 he only cares about the slow clock

    • @cheeserock1772
      @cheeserock1772 Před 3 lety +2

      @@gabeabraham9285 and pretzel day

    • @tomerart9544
      @tomerart9544 Před 2 lety

      Nah the best one is "today smoking is gonna save lives"

  • @melhub81
    @melhub81 Před 4 lety +1573

    Stanley noticed everything just didn’t care enough to make an acknowledgement

    • @shubhraagarwal453
      @shubhraagarwal453 Před 4 lety

      @ANIMATION WEB you're a fucking idiot

    • @sydjonah9556
      @sydjonah9556 Před 4 lety +2

      Stanley is my father

    • @thomasevanko8434
      @thomasevanko8434 Před 4 lety +4

      Stolen comment

    • @LuFX23
      @LuFX23 Před 4 lety +11

      It’d take forever, engage in a conversation about all those things. Ignorance is often easier than incomprehension.

    • @that.ll_do_pig
      @that.ll_do_pig Před 4 lety

      Exactly what I thought. Lol

  • @chadcj1
    @chadcj1 Před 4 lety +3272

    Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.

  • @rickyburchfield7073
    @rickyburchfield7073 Před 3 lety +46

    Dwight and Michael's relationship is like a goofy teacher and the really annoying teacher's pet

  • @F4834N
    @F4834N Před 4 lety +432

    “He’s watching million dollar baby...”
    “He’s gonna try to kill me...”
    😂😂😂

    • @aegiswings
      @aegiswings Před 4 lety +7

      You know Pam has seen Million Dollar Baby as it was a documentary about her aunt!

  • @cf9844
    @cf9844 Před 4 lety +459

    A list of these that excludes "Today, smoking is going to save lives." is incomplete.

    • @baileygrace3749
      @baileygrace3749 Před 4 lety +9

      K W THE FIRES SHOOTING AT US!

    • @aarona7041
      @aarona7041 Před 4 lety +3

      I heard your comment in Dwight's voice

    • @Soldier-wi8ps
      @Soldier-wi8ps Před 4 lety +4

      @@baileygrace3749
      Oh I forgot my purse.
      LEAVE IT WOMAN!

  • @JacobC479
    @JacobC479 Před 3 lety +14

    6:46
    "He has his Netflix sent here to the office"
    Man how times have changed lol

  • @rockstarphantom8112
    @rockstarphantom8112 Před 2 lety +16

    I love that even with a documentary crew they make Toby film the lip dub so he's left out of it. 😆

  • @blazingbomber9658
    @blazingbomber9658 Před 4 lety +386

    10:08 you gotta love Jim just kinda bouncing up and down in the background

    • @xczechr
      @xczechr Před 3 lety +24

      It's the Peanuts dance.

    • @Jddjdjdfjdjdjdjdjjd
      @Jddjdjdfjdjdjdjdjjd Před 3 lety

      What’s the context of that cold open, I forget

    • @humanlettuce7422
      @humanlettuce7422 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Jddjdjdfjdjdjdjdjjd lip sync

    • @siddhi2212
      @siddhi2212 Před 2 lety +1

      I NEVER MISS ON THAT DURING THIS SCENE. I JUST LOVEE IT 😩♥️

  • @buttrrrrrrfly
    @buttrrrrrrfly Před 4 lety +594

    i think michael obliged toby to be the one holding the camera this way he doesn't appear on the video. poor toby

  • @balthazarmayrena600
    @balthazarmayrena600 Před 3 lety +141

    I love Andy so much. He's such a happy kid. The last seasons of Andy isn't canon to me.

  • @pentapallivenkatasaigopich4590

    7:55 cutest look

  • @NoHyperr
    @NoHyperr Před 4 lety +5192

    damn look at those likes

    • @dylankrejci9965
      @dylankrejci9965 Před 4 lety +222

      michael would be too easy a target. everyone knows how much michael hates toby; toby would have a motive if Michael ever got seriously hurt or killed

    • @tonibauer2949
      @tonibauer2949 Před 4 lety +135

      I so don’t think Toby could work up that much emotion and energy. He has to be the blandest man in existence.

    • @jordirivadeneira8060
      @jordirivadeneira8060 Před 4 lety +164

      Toby the Scranton Strangler

    • @hime1529
      @hime1529 Před 4 lety +46

      I’m surprised it isn’t the other way around

    • @SimonHomeintheEarth
      @SimonHomeintheEarth Před 4 lety +37

      To me, that is the best evidence against him being the Scranton Strangler...

  • @Explodicon
    @Explodicon Před 4 lety +532

    It’s fun to realize that they're real adults who just have mess around for a tv show and that’s what they get paid for

    • @coleyclark30
      @coleyclark30 Před 3 lety +1

      they’re*

    • @KC-zy5jy
      @KC-zy5jy Před 2 lety +11

      They lucked out too. In the Office Ladies podcast, they talk about how grateful they were to finally have a stable job after all those years of insecurity

    • @alexcrawford5350
      @alexcrawford5350 Před rokem +1

      Explodicon: 400th like on your comment.

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz Před 3 lety +57

    Michael REALLY hated Toby

  • @fernandasoares1429
    @fernandasoares1429 Před 3 lety +12

    I really love how Jim never dances in any situation. He just always jumps, with neither rhythm nor enthusiasm kkkkkkk

  • @cjpayne2385
    @cjpayne2385 Před 4 lety +787

    This show has saved my life during this Crisis

    • @LFTf3brua
      @LFTf3brua Před 3 lety +8

      @CJ2 you're entitled to your opinion, but I'm entitled to my own as well, and I'm inclined to disagree. But still I have to agree the final few seasons were a bit dead in the water.

    • @Sunfalldoom
      @Sunfalldoom Před 3 lety

      Me too

    • @chungkill
      @chungkill Před 3 lety

      P00

    • @Evan-pt8nr
      @Evan-pt8nr Před 3 lety +2

      @CJ2 nice troll

  • @Yogabba
    @Yogabba Před 4 lety +447

    You know, I’ll never forget seeing Micheal’s iconic “no, no NOOO” scene YEARS ago online as a meme and I remember being so curious why he hated this seemingly nice guy so much. Now I’ve watched the show so many times years later. Anyone else with a similar experience??

    • @ronuronu814
      @ronuronu814 Před 3 lety +8

      I have watched him peaking out of the blinds too many times

    • @nicholasromero4145
      @nicholasromero4145 Před 3 lety +2

      Exactly the same

    • @sameeh420
      @sameeh420 Před 3 lety +13

      Ya me too. As soon as the camera cut to that shot I knew it was coming, I've heard it before but I still laughed because now I knew the context.

    • @samjackson9560
      @samjackson9560 Před 3 lety +21

      And still no one can explain why Michael has such a passionate hatred for toby

    • @dwightg.halpert7219
      @dwightg.halpert7219 Před 3 lety +9

      that’s exactly why I decided to binge for this show to get the reference and i don’t regret anything.

  • @kaustavchatterjee4158
    @kaustavchatterjee4158 Před 3 lety +32

    These are not the best cold opens.
    These are just a handful of all the best cold opens.

  • @themindofchris6724
    @themindofchris6724 Před 3 lety +11

    “The KGB WILL WAIT FOR NO ONE!” 😂 lol love jim

  • @nufflycrash7946
    @nufflycrash7946 Před 4 lety +148

    the way pam says "no, go ahead" always cracks me up

  • @daveoutdoors4949
    @daveoutdoors4949 Před 4 lety +316

    The Lip Dub is the best 2 minutes and 20 seconds in the history of television.

    • @zainabsadil
      @zainabsadil Před 4 lety +26

      i really liked it, though in a way i feel like it was one of the worst cold opens. though it was hilarious and fun to watch, i felt like it highlighted the lowest point of the office while michael was still in the show. shows often try to incorporate more dancing/singing scenes when they start running out of ideas, and this is very apparent in season 7 of the office, as aside from the lip dub, there was also andy's play and the duelling bands. any cast can sing and dance do slap stick comedy, but what makes the office so great is that its writing and acting is so good that it doesn't have to rely on that kind of comedy to make the show funny. what makes the office so great is that it's funny because of its awkward pauses, its blend of both outrageous characters and completely normal ones, and the fact that despite its craziness it has a distinct sense of realisticity to it, making the lip dub the complete opposite of everything the office is funny for. despite all that, it was still hilarious to watch.

    • @musicmary1331
      @musicmary1331 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes omg

    • @duanehp255
      @duanehp255 Před 3 lety +3

      The best two openers were left out.
      - Dwight's Fire Drill
      - Jim impersonating Dwight. "Beets Bears Battlestar Galactica"

    • @KatB426
      @KatB426 Před 2 lety

      Without a doubt!!!

  • @pietro822
    @pietro822 Před 3 lety +15

    I am always surprised on how every single episode of the office made me cry with laughter, I've never seen a series being able to do that

  • @Jaketendo
    @Jaketendo Před 3 lety +14

    That scene where Michael hit Meredith with his car. In the actual episode, that scene happens and then the theme song plays. I died laughing when I watched it.

  • @otfmike2025
    @otfmike2025 Před 4 lety +289

    Is no one gonna talk about how perfect that triangle was 6:29 😂😂

  • @ProdCashhier
    @ProdCashhier Před 4 lety +215

    That "no" clip is so old, it's been incorporated into so many memes of early internet

    • @PBL187
      @PBL187 Před 4 lety +16

      The original is still funny though, especially as it leads to them planting what turns out to be salad in his draw 😂

    • @amayagrace4798
      @amayagrace4798 Před 4 lety +3

      PBL187 HAHA YESSSS

    • @ProdCashhier
      @ProdCashhier Před 4 lety

      @Rest Easy Juice WRLD I didnt say is wasn't funny dumbass

    • @mq9281
      @mq9281 Před 4 lety +2

      Wdm early internet internet has been a thing since the late 80s

    • @matthillegas3099
      @matthillegas3099 Před 4 lety +2

      @@PBL187 That's the best part of it, to me. Michael pays like $100 (haven't seen it in awhile) for a tiny bit of salad.

  • @nateboy123
    @nateboy123 Před 3 lety +16

    9:15 Creed rocking the guitar is amazing

  • @giorgiabelashvili8663
    @giorgiabelashvili8663 Před 3 lety +7

    6:26 Jim draws perfect triangle

  • @fuuuuuuuguuuuuuu
    @fuuuuuuuguuuuuuu Před 4 lety +176

    "He has his Netflix send over here" ... Damned, felt old all over sudden

    • @tonibauer2949
      @tonibauer2949 Před 4 lety +3

      fuuuuuuuguuuuuuu and ironically, they have been running on Netflix for years now.

    • @hankosanko
      @hankosanko Před 4 lety +1

      @@tonibauer2949 no they havnt. never seen on there ever

    • @tonibauer2949
      @tonibauer2949 Před 4 lety +1

      hanko sanko just use the little magnifying glass icon at the top and enter in “the office.” I have watched it, “Friends,” Frazier”, and “Cheers” on there over and over again.

    • @Aniuzkafa
      @Aniuzkafa Před 4 lety +5

      Toni Bauer in my country the copyrights for the office i think it belongs to amazon prime video. Im seeing all the seasons in that platform. There isnt on netflix. Im from Argentina (south america)

    • @tonibauer2949
      @tonibauer2949 Před 4 lety

      hanko sanko in the US they are. Just watched them again a couple of weeks ago.

  • @aravind4391
    @aravind4391 Před 4 lety +60

    3:26 That grin from Erin. She's precious!

  • @tasnuvatasneem8109
    @tasnuvatasneem8109 Před 3 lety +13

    My most fav opening was "nobody" song from season 7 episode 1 : Nepotism , also included in this video.

  • @kesh.kolours2033
    @kesh.kolours2033 Před 3 lety +8

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Me: *pausing after every cold open to sing the office theme before playing the next one*

  • @iangriffith8270
    @iangriffith8270 Před 4 lety +110

    I’m more surprised that Kevin knew that satchel was a 7 letter word off the top of his head than the fact that Stanley didn’t notice that he was impersonating Phillis.

  • @coolstory6193
    @coolstory6193 Před 4 lety +268

    You should make all dwights “Facts” lol

  • @creeperinvasion6885
    @creeperinvasion6885 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I really like the lip dub cold open because as a season opener it kind of establishes that season 7 would see the office be the most like the family it ever was. You’d never see that kind of stuff in the early seasons, and it shows how far they’ve all come as people

  • @bhavanabolla4980
    @bhavanabolla4980 Před 3 lety +9

    I really loved how he tried soooo hard to impress everyone when pam asked him coffee from the warehouse 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @carson11100
    @carson11100 Před 4 lety +123

    “I feel very blessed.....” runs over Meredith with his car 🤣

  • @abhinavkrishna2812
    @abhinavkrishna2812 Před 4 lety +37

    Kevin saying 'Satchel' trying to sound like Phyllis is one of my favourite moments in the show.

  • @mystz900
    @mystz900 Před 3 lety +9

    4:12 *Fliveling*

  • @puedenllamarmeDarkStar
    @puedenllamarmeDarkStar Před 3 lety +13

    when even Dwight is part of a joke against another employee, things are actually another level of craziness

  • @bassinblue
    @bassinblue Před 4 lety +53

    When Michael is yelling "NO GOD PLEASE NO" you can kinda hear someone laughing in the background.

  • @ianrene2180
    @ianrene2180 Před 4 lety +59

    My personal favorite is Jim and Pam using morse code in front of Dwight

  • @ssvarmagadiraju7977
    @ssvarmagadiraju7977 Před 2 lety +5

    Michael's reaction when Toby was back cracks me up everytime 😂😂

  • @roseyfirequeen314
    @roseyfirequeen314 Před 3 lety +21

    Jim almost gets his throat cut awkwardly gets up and starts bobbing up and down

  • @r.hernandez04
    @r.hernandez04 Před 4 lety +43

    1:23 we're all here for this huh?

  • @MrBigpappaT
    @MrBigpappaT Před 4 lety +181

    2:14 close your eyes and listen. You can hear Gru

  • @downgrade5634
    @downgrade5634 Před 2 lety +7

    I wish I could watch The Office for the first time again...

  • @alnotbiggaytho7124
    @alnotbiggaytho7124 Před 3 lety +19

    5:10 Jim's russian accent sounds German AF.

  • @callowrat
    @callowrat Před 4 lety +22

    3:00 my favorite part about this one is the fact that Jim was the only one who noticed then told everyone and they just all agreed to prank Stanley without him realizing

  • @thefilmschlock
    @thefilmschlock Před 4 lety +44

    Everyone: *dancing and having fun*
    Dwight: N O W T H A T S A K N I F E

  • @srivathsonsam406
    @srivathsonsam406 Před 3 lety +5

    4:39
    Dwight : i got a knock knock joke
    Michael : NOO GAWWD

  • @kanwarpreetsingh767
    @kanwarpreetsingh767 Před 3 lety +12

    I think Stanley notices he just doesn't care

  • @stanleyhape8427
    @stanleyhape8427 Před 4 lety +156

    Creed was a founding member of the Grassroots . Kinda surprised they only showed his musical talent a few times.

    • @hyrinshratu
      @hyrinshratu Před 4 lety +26

      He implies at one point that he killed the real Creed Bratton and assumed his identity, so he might not be as musically inclined as we think.

    • @leahannigan8543
      @leahannigan8543 Před 4 lety +1

      hyrinshratu know I’m late answering this but my grandma actually told me he was in a band when he was younger! I think that’s pretty cool

    • @stanleyhape8427
      @stanleyhape8427 Před 4 lety +4

      @@leahannigan8543 He was in The Grassroots and they had a chart topping hit that is still being played on the airwaves. The band was successful and after Creed left he continued to release more albums.

    • @gregorymoore2877
      @gregorymoore2877 Před 3 lety +2

      @@stanleyhape8427 They had several hits. "Temptation Eyes"; "Let's Live For Today"; "Sooner Or Later"; "I'd Wait A Million Years"; "Midnight Confessions"; "Where Were You When I Needed You". I have frequently heard these on the oldies radio station I used to listen to.

    • @stanleyhape8427
      @stanleyhape8427 Před 3 lety +1

      @@gregorymoore2877 I agree with you and wasn't saying they were a " one hit wonder".
      I was saying that they had a chart topping hit that would be easily recognized even if you didn't know the band.

  • @jordanverbeek5121
    @jordanverbeek5121 Před 4 lety +32

    5:18 That must be the only time that Dwight has accepted the prank outcome aside from the standing desk prank.

  • @justjonatan
    @justjonatan Před rokem +2

    Jim: "So why did you come here?"
    Dwight: "To socialize and inform"
    His character is perfect in every way and this line is so subtle yet perfect

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP Před 3 lety +33

    So we’re just gonna ignore that somehow Kevin can fit Phylis’s cardigan?

  • @harshuttarwar1027
    @harshuttarwar1027 Před 4 lety +146

    I'm kinda offended that 'Stress Relief' and 'Parkour' were not in this list..

    • @taistanback2054
      @taistanback2054 Před 3 lety +1

      They are in another video compilation.

    • @chapulinacdb
      @chapulinacdb Před 3 lety

      Everything I read Parkour, I hear it in Michael's voice in my head "Parkour!"

    • @coleyclark30
      @coleyclark30 Před 3 lety

      part 2

  • @theadityatamar
    @theadityatamar Před 4 lety +358

    Last time I was this early Michael was still eating breakfast.

    • @NAMA-en4rz
      @NAMA-en4rz Před 4 lety

      Aditya Tamar I don’t get it

    • @flexitarianbeanqueen
      @flexitarianbeanqueen Před 4 lety +1

      @rgtrooper13 oops, no biscuit. gotta watch those carbs.

    • @33bigmoney
      @33bigmoney Před 4 lety

      that's what she said!

    • @lsthor
      @lsthor Před 4 lety +1

      Like an owl, wise and got worms

    • @asoru5573
      @asoru5573 Před 4 lety

      maybe bacon eggs and brownes

  • @rakibahmed8458
    @rakibahmed8458 Před 3 lety +6

    8:56 look at gabe..

  • @strawberrygurle
    @strawberrygurle Před 3 lety

    This comp was amazing! So many great clips!

  • @dixiemifflin2022
    @dixiemifflin2022 Před 4 lety +205

    Cold Opens is my favorite character

    • @rp003.0
      @rp003.0 Před 4 lety

      Cold opens isn't a character lol

    • @dixiemifflin2022
      @dixiemifflin2022 Před 4 lety +21

      @@rp003.0 of course not, it's a joke

    • @viktortraktor3829
      @viktortraktor3829 Před 4 lety +11

      Hobbs r/woooosh

    • @rp003.0
      @rp003.0 Před 4 lety +3

      @@viktortraktor3829 haha! You took the bait

    • @hidbid1
      @hidbid1 Před 4 lety +3

      @@rp003.0 r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohs