We Won The Lawsuit - Off The Rails #47
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0:00 Wild Intro
10:30 Fall Starbucks
14:25 Horrible Marvel Edits
21:40 Tiptoe's Discovery
25:00 Nail Mystery
39:30 Reviewbrah Thoughts On Pizza Bowl
48:30 Leonardo DiCaprio Dumps Another Girlfriend
56:00 Stevewilldoit
1:45:30 Philly D
2:14:20 Jimmie Lee Social Media
2:18:00 Ryan Kavanaugh - We Won!!! - Zábava
Ethan: is it fall?
Sam: yes Starbucks said
Sam emojis in the chat please
Samily Samily
The intro for off the rails just keeps getting better every episode Zach please stand up
It was an absolute masterpiece
I can't stop laughing, it's too good 😭😭😂😂
Best part of the show
And Ian!!
👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
Ethan explaining that ‘skinny legend’ isn’t about weight is iconic.
Dude shoutout to Ian for giving Love the chance to speak when everyone was talking @1:03:55 He’s a real one fr
And then immediately giving him the red cross
It gave teachers vibes
It was Dan that gave him the chance to talk.... so shout out Dan.
@@GnorrA nah, it's definitely Ian's voice.
Plus as a switcher he's the one who looks at all the screens, and he could see that Love was trying to speak several times and getting interrupted
@@paulinezugzwang1773 you right my b
We need a Teddy Fresh Pinocchio shirt with the quote, “what a fucking weaselly little liar dude”
If it’s just the head of pinocchio, the face minus the nose should be chrome reflective with the quote encircling the head.
Whoever approaches to read the quote will briefly become pinocchio.
why not just make hasan as Pinocchio and sell it as leftovers merchhh
Weaselly little *FLOCKA
YESSSS
why would they make any clothing based on Hasan lol that makes no
sense
My cat really likes the bunny animation on the off the rails background. She wants to know if you can add a squirrel for fall.
My cat seconds that! 🐱 pussies unite 🐾
Why lie?
@@RockyMountainResale why not
@@RockyMountainResale whyyy sooo serious🤡
@@RockyMountainResale How would you know it's a lie? Is this the cat's account?
Zack has transcended from sound lad to the sound god. He’s Hefestus with the sound bytes, crafting intros no mortal could. The only thing better is FLOKA
i think ethan burning so many bridges is a good thing it shows hes willing to call out bullshit when he sees it regardless of it it will hurt colab chances it shows character
I agree! It's rare on youtube for people to be honest and really call things out regularly, so I find it refreshing.
YES!! Creators and even celebs never do this because they don't want to stir shit up cause they are all in the same industry. It's fucked up. Stop hiding secrets. Expose and call out horrendous behavior.
Sam is quickly becoming my favorite member of the show. I like her takes.
Thank god for the BacH3lor
Thank God she sabotaged the bach3lor and locked down her man Ian.
@@97musicaddict huh?
Saaaaame!!!
@@mememawvacs7274 TLDR; ian was on the h3 bachelor, sam slid into his dms outside of the show because she missed the deadline to apply for it, and ian ended up liking her he basically abadoned the bacheor show they had set up
Nothing brings me more joy than Ethan whirling his arms around
innit
That intro was legit, Zach has transcended
I’m afraid to say, I have to agree
Truuuueee
His Molly wop is off the chain!!
"This man is like a rock with arms and legs."
"No, he has other attributes."
"You're right, he does have giant thighs."
Rock hard thighs 💪🪨
Sam has been speaking up a lot more, love to see her ascend from Ian’s GF into her own crew member roll. Samily
YES!!!!! I love her so much!! And before she always put in so much effort and we only got to see her creations and projects and work but not the wonderful lady herself. It's great.
she talks more than Ian now lol
samily❤️ love the women in the crew, keep it up🥰
steve and bradley are the typa guys to ask a woman how she’s able to pee with a tampon in
Underrated comment
Such a hilarious comment🤣
LOL
Literally tho ………..
and these are the same guys that will say they are pro life, don’t even know how life is created🤣
its impressive how zach has an immediate soundbite for every random sentence being dropped in the conversation
lol they follow what is essentially an agenda for every episode. He knows the general topics that are going to be covered he’s not just predicting the future and playing sound bites that he gets from his vision. Still very impressive but he has them queued up and ready to go and waits for the right moment to drop them whenever they move to a new topic. Shoutout zach frfr
@@mikejones2405 folder with sounds all accurately titled, ctrl+f to search for the word that is relevant to conversation is more accurate of what he does. AB explained it.
hes like spongebob
Cmon bro lol really?
@@mikejones2405 oh thanks, we had all thought he was predicting the future and reading his visions
I think the fact that Ethan is a theatre kid at heart makes him love dancing and it could be a good way for him to do workouts, with peace and love
That's what I do! I realized any time of dancing is literally the only type of movement I enjoy and then realized wait, then why aren't I using that as my form of workout instead of suffering through workouts I hate??? Eventually I want to do pole too cause that incorporates lifting your body weight so I'll be able to get MUSCLES!! Best of both worlds.
@@alexaburks exactly!! That's why I took up roller skating and dancing. The only things I enjoy that get me moving, why not eat better and do that? It's served me so well.
Just a reminder w/peace and love: legality doesn't equal morality. Having any kind of sexual activity with someone who cannot consent should not only be illegal, but also immoral.
Whoever is chaptering the podcast is a god
my theory is that it’s whoever does Highlights, which I believe is love
It’s Love
We love Love
I hope they keep doing it, it’s the best thing ever
It seems like they haven't been able to with the strike, since it was removed chapters are back!
The reprise of the intro with Jordan Peterson descending from the sky was so poetic and epic I was in shock and awe of his teary-eyed majesty. Shoutout Zach and Ian you’ve truly outdone yourselves.
Fr The reprise went crazy 😂 !!! I read this just as the reprise came It was majestic and taking music again this semester Zach is a modern day *legend*
Always look forward to Off The Rails intro every week
I love that Olivia was watching Trixie Mattel when she took her nail picture
3:03:20
“Is this related to Triller?”
“I think it’s covid related.”
Another brilliant AB joke goes unnoticed
ABs quiet “old bag” to lena after she said shes older than 25 😭💀
Damn didn’t even catch that AB is such a ninja
@@JackNicholsonsEyebrows ninja? Thankyouforthetieronesubdude
Lmao Time stamp?
~ 54:30
😂😂😂😂
This podcast is getting me through my cancer journey and I watch during my chemo treatments. Thank you for keeping me company so I don’t feel as alone.
I always see your comments. I will comment every time I see them. I hope the best for you and wish you well during these times. Family ❤️🔥
family family family!!
❤❤❤
But are you in the market for an electric Jeep?
Sending peace and love
The production of this show is so good. The crew is so quick with the memes, visuals, sounds, and tea. Ethan give everyone a raise immediately.
Ethan hating on Leonardo DiCaprio hasssss to be steming from Leo being Hila's celebrity crush lol
underrated comment 💀
NOOOOO AHAHA
Leonardo is better looking and taller than Ethan
I mean Leo literally gets as close to being a pedophile as you can, legally, so it’s worth calling out.
Omg
Ethan should never stop burning bridges. He's at his funniest with gas and a match.
To be fair hes burning bridges with fucking losers so win win
I wouldn't say funniest. I'd say he's at his saddest and, most pathetic but, that's just because the only funny thing about Ethan is the fact that he hasn't killed himself yet.
Soft agree. He can kinda come off as a drama whore at times, but yeah he is hilarious when not giving a fuck
cringe
@@Mike-wi6ho the era of cringe died a long time ago
AB reminds me of Jim from the office with all his direct eye contact with the camera
Main character energy
And Ryan Kavanaugh reminded me of Michael. There was an episode when Michael promised to pay college tuition to school children but never delivered, just like RK did with the big check!
Much more likable
the collective 'always' when Ethan asks if Reviewbrah always looks this drippy LOL
so glad you mentioned it, best moment 100%
My fav part of today’s episode was when Cam showed his bunny’s to the camera and called them toys-he’s so fucking wholesome 🥰🥰🐰🐰
Cams my favorite. I think it was last week or maybe the week before, he really stepped up with commentary and a couple of impersonations and was just a bigger part of the show than he generally is and it felt like he added so much. I wish he'd speak up more often.
Is he gay?
Although the crew is quite big I can’t think of anyone that doesn’t bring something special to the show, great job on finding each other an creating this podcast.
Lena is irrelevant
Olivia
They really have the perfect combo
@@brandonchutt312 oh please this is free content
I'm calling out Hila, because we don't see enough of her. I always enjoy her fit checks
AB saying "Oldbag" killed me and seemingly Dan. Ethan once again unphased by AB's peak comedy
@Christian Serrano 54:30
AB = Ass Beat LMFAO
@@juulia6971 i clearly disagree
He keeps whispering
@@juulia6971 you mad
Thank you Dan for finally confronting Ethan about this whole innit thing
“He’s a cum bender” was a great line by Cam - deserved some laughter there 1:26:31
Intro had me grinning ear to ear, Zach absolutely Killin’ it!
*A GROUP WHERE YOU CAN ONLY SAY “same”*
I feel like they have only shown a full shot of Dan in the scorpion chair once or twice since they got it. It's got the be the most expensive bit that they don't use.
the viewers knowing hes sitting in a scorpion chair is enough to make the entire show just that little bit funnier
Dan uses it every day
And hates it
Lol I thought that too, I only remember seeing it with the reveal
It's so lame. They seriously used it twice. That chair is amazing. Such a waste.
@@sugarsore Dan uses it everyday lol. He is literally in it during this podcast. It is hard to tell from the angle but yea he always uses it. And complains about how he hates it hahah
On the real though, Steve is abusing his dog. That’s fucking weird & immoral. Someone take his animals away from him.
I had to skip it was making me sick to my stomach
@@ggk083112 LITERALLY
L
@@ggk083112 I have never heard of that type of stuff before and it was making me sick and had me so grossed out for a long time.
Agreed
people came so hard for shane (which i thought was just something he said for shock value, personally, but who knows. not trying to defend shane, he just said a bunch of wild made up shit for the reactions) but this is 100x worse and everyone is just ignoring it...
Joke or not, the dog situation literally makes my stomach turn. How was that a normal statement that was entirely unfazed in the moment.
That guy needs to be in JAIL for SA'ing his poor dog that's so fucked up
I agree… I felt so sick to my stomach during that segment of the show🤢
Its beastiality. Beyond disgusting and gross...poor animals.
why do we give ethan and kahlyla the benefit of a doubt when they say the same joke and not steve who is obviously joking
@@coopmac4332 because they talked about how absolutely fucked that is mid jokes… other dude did not say it in a joking way or say that was messed up
@@coopmac4332 I can’t say shit about Kaliya but with Ethan it was a clear joke about what that weirdo said. Steve brought it up out of nowhere when no one asked, that’s harder to pass as a joke.
I know this is “the new Ethan” but I know better that when one lawsuit ends it’s just the birth of a new beautiful beef
You legit predicted it. Ethan just tweeted he received a cease and desist letter from Andrew Tate.
Tate has all the time in the world now to occupy himself with petty beefs.
He will live down to his name and go out with a dinky pop.
Just saw his tweet about Andrew tate and thought of this comment
Lol "the new Ethan." I mean I've been a fan since Ethan and Hila, but come on guys. He talks mad shit left and right, and no one can deny it. The whole channel is just a roasting drama channel with chaos sprinkled on top. I'm here for the sprinkles though. Keep it up. Great job. Proud of you.
@@Drwhispin it’s so much more than that though. He’s like the Robin Hood of CZcams. The crew, the history, the inside jokes, the everything! It’s So much more than just a drama channel. That’s why they’ve had such a strong following for so long.
zack joining forces with ian for the intros has unlocked something too powerful for us to understand yet
I feel like Dan had a "how did this become my life" moment in this episode lol
It’s become a talent of mine to know exactly when Dan is gonna put Ethan on Stand-By 🤣
I can almost hear the "stand-by" music starting
So funny it’s one of my fav things 😂😅 I’m so glad it’s become a regular part of the show honestly
there’s a reason triller has two L’s in its name 🤷🏻♀️
What is the reason?
@@aodigital9421 L/O Ligital
@@leahcarnevale7340 How old are you? I am asking a serious question, what is the reason? Thank you for gatekeeping and being mean, you set a great example as a H3 "fan".
@@aodigital9421 the reason is ur mom lol 😜
@@aodigital9421 cope L\O Ligital
"back in the closet, freaks" made me LOSE IT omggg i love pride minute
"Is he going to heaven? .. or is he going to heck?" I laughed so hard at him saying heck 🤣
I would be so depressed if I didn’t have this pod. Ethan cracks me up
same it’s the one thing i routinely get to look forward to
What a sorry life you must have
@@katycrawford8101 cause you have nothing better to watch .
sorry, get well soon, watch better content .
He said the n word hard r and said men are made to conquer women. And said a place should be ban and y’all support him and hate Andrew ?
Report of the week’s dad was my geometry teacher in hs and they both actually wear suits 24/7 for any occasion. My teacher wore a suit every day for work; unless there was a themed clothing day or something, that was his regular attire. Though he said that Report of the Week was a bit more “orthodox” than him about it and frankly almost never wore anything else.
My teacher told me that even in HS, Report of the Week wore a suit every single day to school. Which I thought was funny since he would have had to change twice every day for gym. My teacher is very proud of his son’s yt career though, very cute. Nice people
that’s so cute. i remember a guy at my hs would wear a suit every day too. they really stand out and not in a bad way
With peace and love, trying to read your story gave me brain worms.
@@Taylaaaaa562 the story was written without error lmao you're just illiterate
Crazy 2 think there used to not be girls on this show a couple yrs ago. I’m so thankful for the girlies
When AB said "Ethan why you taking the dog with you" I about died of laughter
that guy talking about his dog was truly so disgusting i felt my stomach turn. how can he have supporters after this??
Part of the DOGG Pound crew.
Just straight up pounding dogs everywhere.
He was pretty clearly joking. His style of humour seems to be deadpan edgelord, shock-value stuff... that's why the host played along, why he was suppressing smiles, using comedic language (e.g. calling dog cum "dipping sauce"), and why the comments weren't acknowledging it except to say things like "jokes aside..." It appears to be his brand of comedy... his ad promo code is "BILLCOSBY" for god's sake. it's blatantly obvious that this "dark humour" is part of his character. Now, whether or not it's funny at all is another question (it's not).
What I find actually funny is that Ethan has recurring guests who use this exact same kind of shocking, lie-based humour. If Bobby Lee had started saying this on an episode, for example, Ethan would've probably rolled with it for laughs, much in the same way the other host did. I don't know why he was unable to recognize that same style of 'joke' from the NELK dude
@@aw11348 wasn’t that clear. I’m not a fan of his but I’ve watched enough videos to know that isn’t his typical humor. Even if it’s a joke it’s disgusting.
idek. it's animal abuse and repulsive. i actually got physically ill and had to take a breather during that segment. im sensitive to any form of abuse, but especially towards animals. they can't defend themselves, they can't tell anybody, and they can't escape.
@@aw11348 there's no way that was a joke. guy was sloshed and saying nasty things, i think it's real.
I don't even like Ethan that much, but I love his toy podcast
You forgot the B!
I agree
Same
Wdym? What’s the toy podcast 🧸
Can we start calling Philly D “glowing legend” now? Olivia was on to something
^
Ian definitely doesnt get enough credit for these intros. The duo is golden
The found, chewed up, press-on nail mystery is one that I can’t sleep without having solved
could you imagine if someone ripped it off on purpose and left it in the apartment. like girl code hahah
I feel like Dan’s cat found it in the apartment and it was under an appliance or something
If I was Dan I'd suspect that my landlady was entering my home without permission.
Nail’d it
@@emullionare5570 definitely sounds like something a cat would do
The camera switching is at GOD MODE
Especially when Ethan said “have you ever seen an uglier mug? ” 😂
New H3 Podcast drinking game rule; take a shot every time Ethan says "Well there you have it" trying to finish the podcast
Let's all be honest, everyone should be thankful for people like Steve and Brad to make us grateful we aren't THAT dumb. It blows my mind people like them have decent followings.
Someone needs to make a compilation of all the pride minutes. Would definitely watch
Ethan’s alligator dancing gets me every time 🤣
The discussion between Steve and Brad was so inspiring. I’ve never heard something so earth shatteringly interesting. Thank you so much, hands down best conversation I’ve ever heard
Zach is literally helping Ethan exercise with these intros ♡
I wonder how someone who’s never watched this show gets into it lol it’s full of inside jokes and funny shit you only get from being a regular viewer
My partner and I have been together for a year and the whole time I have played the podcast whilst doing things around the house and he’s finally starting to key on to the jokes…..
That's what I always wonder 🤣
I started watching a year ago and it feels like it was actually pretty fast to fall into things. Mostly it's the callback soundbites that get you at first, but zach is really good at keeping with more recent soundbites and also throwing in the older but bigger ones that more people know
Ngl I came in during the frenemies era and I’m still not 100% caught up w/ the inside jokes 😭
I hated the soundbites when I 1st started watching because I didn't understand them. But now I regularly quote them in my day to day conversation
I died at the intro haha. Off the rails intros are godlike
It’s missing combo breakers, get over heres, and hadoukens.
@@garafanvou6586 we will that when we have an episode 3 hours straight of this nonstop
Yo there should be a 5 minute intro for a true off the rails. He's too good
okay today’s intro is the best so far
I had to pause this podcast so many times for that nelk boys segment, that was so wild
Dan: "what other organs can go"
Zach: my freaking left toe.
I'm dead! 🤣
Olivia has been slandered and maligned, Ethan better expect a new lawsuit coming his way 😤
Ow
Everyone keeps shitting on the nice things Sam does. The fans appreciate you and your niceness Sam!!!
reviewbrah is so wholesome and i want him on the pod, even as a call in or something.
That would be awesome.
Honestly love the new intro. It stands out and is kinda like a recap of what was talked about in a previous video
**previously on off the rails**
Zach’s intro was hands down the best one yet. 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
I've seen every single episode of this show and this episode's intro has got to be in the top 3. Incredible hahaha
Leo dates these young women as a continual reminder of what he’s fighting for when he’s fighting for the future environment
💀
“If you are pleasuring your dog, that shit ain’t good.” - Love
Words to live by.
The philosopher of our age 🙏🏻
That intro was a 3 course meal, thank you Zach
I love Olivia and Sam so much. They would do great having their own podcast. I want to hear their take more often
Nail assumption - Are Dan's cats outdoor cats? My cat (RIP) would come home after a day of exploring with all sorts of things stuck to his fur or in his mouth, and that nail looks like it's been chewed on 🤔
SAMILY, the coffee run was sooooo nice!
i always want to tell new friends about the podcast but idk how i’d ever explain the lore behind that intro 😭
Me too I could never even start to explain it’s too diverse and chaotic to wrap your head around lol
It’s a journey you have to undertake privately and willingly
Tell them do a deep dive into the original H3 channel, it’s a good start lol
You don't, you just let it happen
I’m always too nervous because I just know that whenever they do get around to listening, it will definitely be an episode talking about if Ninjas feet are fuckable for an hour or some shit lol I’d recommend you suggest the clip channel to get them started it’s a little bit safer
Im so pumped to see Pokimane and love interact... my boy gonn be real shy and i know AB and Dan are gonna mess w him a ton
i love it when Ian switches to someone for no reason and they don’t notice. he does it to sam at 1:00:08 she looks confused by this convo but i think she’s just rlly focused
I thought the nail thing was gonna be dumb but I ended up enjoying the fuck out of it.
I really want it to have some crazy ending, but I think it may have just been tracked in on someone's shoe or something else disappointing.
It was surprisingly hilarious. Olivia over here dropping nails like crazy 😂
ethan dancing is the most beautiful thing in the universe
I legit try and dance like him when I'm being silly dancing with my 6yr old daughter lol
That's pretty pathetic
@@erinrenee980 okay erin
can’t believe Ethan once asked Zach to make the intro music shorter
Ethan with no strikes is truly off the rails 😂
The nelk boys make me cringe so hard I involuntarily do a kegel
This is their only positive contribution to society, and they didn't even intend it
Thank you for sharing that Tate edit i haven’t laughed like that nor replayed a clip that many times maybe ever
Tbh the back-to-back, unskippable 15 second ads are super crazy…people notice those things..
If Ethan gets banned again he should have to send the crew on a cruise to investigate carbon emissions for the week
Zach really topped himself this time this was amazing
I love when Ethan folds his bucket hat into a fedora
Literally everyone brings something massive to the show, shout-out to the whole h3 crew. Been watching since the beginning of h3h3 so proud of everyone. Keep it up!
2:08:10 this is not what I expected the podcast to devolve into, I'm so glad I have headphones on otherwise this doctors waiting room would be mighty confused right now.
One of their best episodes IMHO. Legit belly laughs throughout 😂
They keep getting better and better. shout out to the crew they workin hard to keep us entertained.
Im only 3 min and I can already tell this is true
@@znyznyzny yeah that was hard to hear
1:24:12 Ethan just staring off into the distance traumatised after that dog segment 😭 was exactly my reaction tbh
Pretty lonely these days. Thankful for the podcast keeping me company
Keep ya head up
hope things get better for you❤️
I watch this podcast as I get ready in the morning and let me tell ya, the intro really wakes me up 😂
Arguably the best intro i've ever witnessed props to the team
I'm so happy ethan won this lawsuit. Keep getting them W's king
King? 🤣delusional much?
Zach and Ian working together on the off the rails intros is the best thing that has happened to the show in months, I was cackling the entire 2 minutes and 4 seconds
Love that we're hearing from Cam more often; he's hilarious.