Jerma has a Complete Mental Breakdown in The Two Towers (Highlights)

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  • @feb4252
    @feb4252 Před 3 lety +2066

    "I know there's a lock-on. There has to be" - said Aragorn, and skewered Frodo to the cold, rock floor, killing him instantly.

    • @juanisaias8308
      @juanisaias8308 Před 2 lety +14

      Lmao when does that happen?

    • @megcanby
      @megcanby Před 2 lety +45

      @@juanisaias8308 around 3:20

    • @Solomodex
      @Solomodex Před rokem +15

      I just had a 2min laughing fit, thanks for that 😂

    • @nontologicalbeing
      @nontologicalbeing Před rokem +9

      The best line in the entire trilogy

    • @TheFlubber33
      @TheFlubber33 Před rokem

      Game must have been easier on GameCube and I never crashed

  • @kjmunch7116
    @kjmunch7116 Před 3 lety +2356

    "we're about 70% through the game"
    **not even a quarter through the stream highlight**

    • @whatr0
      @whatr0 Před 2 lety +104

      economical streamer plays 30% of game for 12 hours

    • @F34RDSoldier805
      @F34RDSoldier805 Před rokem +33

      I think he thought that because he quit on the ladder section and quit when playing it when he was younger and just remembered that as the end of the game.

  • @jacobpapp2148
    @jacobpapp2148 Před 3 lety +1189

    "Please get rid of that meter" *another meter appears in addition to the first one*

  • @justvisiting375
    @justvisiting375 Před 3 lety +625

    When he said, "Aragorn, ice these motherfuckers," I felt that

    • @nyarg33
      @nyarg33 Před rokem +27

      i think about this a lot

    • @Duck-ch7qm
      @Duck-ch7qm Před 9 měsíci +27

      can’t believe they left that in the movie

    • @monkye9545
      @monkye9545 Před 5 měsíci +11

      59:54 is THE moment jerma becomes a mafioso

  • @Dirkhandsome12
    @Dirkhandsome12 Před 3 lety +1917

    I beat this game twice as a kid. But trying to beat the game as Gimli is like trying to piss into a shot glass from the high dive

    • @japust
      @japust Před 3 lety +60

      There’s a video of someone beating this level as Gimli on CZcams

    • @Dirkhandsome12
      @Dirkhandsome12 Před 3 lety +696

      @@japust well yeah I didn't say it was IMPOSSIBLE to piss into a shot glass from the high dive

    • @MELLOWDRAMA
      @MELLOWDRAMA Před 3 lety +19

      @@Dirkhandsome12 😂😂😂

    • @MELLOWDRAMA
      @MELLOWDRAMA Před 3 lety +18

      @@Dirkhandsome12 you get some into the glass at the end

    • @Alman117
      @Alman117 Před 3 lety +88

      I know right and Jerma is always like "Okay ill try a different character" then 5 mins later picks gimli again. Poor jerma.

  • @chudsneedjak
    @chudsneedjak Před 2 lety +467

    I like to imagine that jermas raving is just Gimli. Like him running around Helms Deep, ranting and raving, desperately pushing ladders down whilst muttering nonstop about how difficult and ridiculous the whole thing is. (The chat is, of course, Sauron whispering into his ear, driving him insane)

  • @mothhh2114
    @mothhh2114 Před 3 lety +212

    8:12 "Dude we're almost at literally the end of the game"

    • @grassvanguard4512
      @grassvanguard4512 Před 2 lety +49

      Such a dark and tragic fate after these words were spoken

  • @connormccormack7953
    @connormccormack7953 Před 3 lety +971

    1:28:08 “what happens when you run out of stones?!”
    ‘Instantly cuts to game-over screen’
    Well-played.

  • @leomorris7573
    @leomorris7573 Před 3 lety +507

    1:27:19 i remember watching this live and being like "oh. hes lost it."

  • @justinbrosam
    @justinbrosam Před 3 lety +285

    "I don't feel like Aragorn right now, I feel like I'm IN THE DRYER!"

  • @CityXV
    @CityXV Před 3 lety +285

    My favorite part ot the Two Towers movie is when Gimli gets chain grabbed by a warg.

    • @romanwashere2
      @romanwashere2 Před 2 lety +50

      An uncommon way to kill off a character, but JRR Tolkien is known for being an innovator.

  • @AegisRick
    @AegisRick Před 3 lety +391

    Actually looking back, Jerma was literally one second from clearing one of those times on the ladder level. Fortunately he didn't so we could get this legendary fail of a stream.

  • @VortexKiller2
    @VortexKiller2 Před 2 lety +126

    46:21 Jerma turns into Gollum for exactly one second, but this noise was unironically the best Lord of The Rings impression I've heard from him, second being his Gimli impression.

  • @stwabewwwy
    @stwabewwwy Před 3 lety +940

    I can’t believe the ladder level was harder than all of Dark Souls for him.

    • @names_are_useless
      @names_are_useless Před rokem +70

      I rented this game several times from Blockbuster. Beat it with Aragorn and Legolas, not the biggest challenge. Gimli? Jerma isn't joking how hard the Ladder Level is. Never could beat that level with Gimli.

    • @plaguis1391
      @plaguis1391 Před rokem +19

      @@names_are_useless Thank you, I've always been so confused as to why this was such a legendary struggle for him. I only ever played as Legolas lmao

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz Před rokem +18

      @@plaguis1391 In Return of the King, Legolas is vastly overpowered compared to the others due to his speed and bow skills. I have to imagine it's not too different in Two Towers, though maybe not. Different developers, after all.

    • @kevindogaru4080
      @kevindogaru4080 Před rokem +8

      Nah bro legolas is needed in return the king and in two towers Legolas bow upgrades are op as hell

  • @notmyself8800
    @notmyself8800 Před 3 lety +154

    "I only bought this for the last three levels.."
    11 hours later*
    "You gotta admit, this game is very good for 20 years old. Except these 3 levels"

  • @allyski5914
    @allyski5914 Před 3 lety +270

    my favorite thing about moments like 45:46 is that he has a straight shot to the ladder, the guy moves out of his way, and he still runs into the guy, pushes him to the ladder, and then gets mad at the guy

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy Před 3 lety +35

      UNHINGED STREAMER utterly DETACHED FROM REALITY blames INNOCENT BYSTANDER for HIS OWN FOLLY after SHOVING THEM AROUND, what a psychopath

  • @superb5218
    @superb5218 Před 3 lety +664

    1:43:25 This part is what made me think to put "The Battle of Home Depot" in chat when he was talking about where they got all their weapons. I remember laughing so hard during this that I couldn't breathe, thanks for saving the stream

    • @emmy9345
      @emmy9345 Před 2 lety +113

      Its him! Its One Guy!

    • @octopine1223
      @octopine1223 Před 2 lety +72

      the man behind the funny

    • @owen723
      @owen723 Před 2 lety +54

      One comment to rule them all...

    • @demosugar
      @demosugar Před rokem +25

      battle of home depot had me cry laughing for like five min thank you thank you

    • @D0G5Coolpat11
      @D0G5Coolpat11 Před rokem +8

      i always randomly remember the battle of home depot every month or so. thank you

  • @sintua
    @sintua Před 3 lety +170

    I love that Jerma played out the full length story of Helm's Deep, as J.R.R. Tolkien originally intended.

  • @ezg1272
    @ezg1272 Před 3 lety +286

    1:50:35 “I hate this fucking 2D 3D- I hate this 2 3D 3D 2D 3D”

    • @Reac2
      @Reac2 Před 3 lety +35

      You can just subtitle most of jerma with "*nonsense*" and you only lose about 10% of substance

    • @scpjinchuriki3295
      @scpjinchuriki3295 Před 3 lety +18

      Boomer has difficulty understanding anything above 1D

    • @fatyoshi1456
      @fatyoshi1456 Před měsícem +1

      Toodie Freedie Too Freedie Freedie Toodie Freedie

  • @oliverb2697
    @oliverb2697 Před 2 lety +72

    Love that this heavily edited-down highlights video is only 4 minutes shorter than the extended edition of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

  • @shrivel_d
    @shrivel_d Před 3 lety +120

    my favorite part of the movie is when we watched a speedrun of the two towers. I remember the entire theater giving a standing ovation

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 Před 3 lety +900

    I love that as Jerma gets more and more unhinged/angry at the game, he talks more and more like some Bostonian gangster or something. Especially at 1:00:00

    • @xoxogrim3973
      @xoxogrim3973 Před 2 lety +95

      ICE ‘EM!

    • @oweeb5909
      @oweeb5909 Před 2 lety +7

      Exactly 1 hour that makes me very happy

    • @MusashiW-ec2yn
      @MusashiW-ec2yn Před rokem +5

      he just literally turns into the scout from tf2

    • @bossman-jk9tl
      @bossman-jk9tl Před rokem

      He literally is actually from Boston

    • @AdminAbuse
      @AdminAbuse Před rokem

      @@bossman-jk9tl use when to use literally

  • @The56567878
    @The56567878 Před 3 lety +810

    I love how he called Aragorn Eragon the entire stream

    • @Narutoman771
      @Narutoman771 Před 3 lety +76

      I thought I was taking crazy pills

    • @MuharRajiv911
      @MuharRajiv911 Před 3 lety +29

      I've called him that my whole life I didnt even notice

    • @jamescampbell2353
      @jamescampbell2353 Před 3 lety +65

      Eragon is my favorite dragon rider

    • @djbootymeatlive1484
      @djbootymeatlive1484 Před 3 lety +55

      @@jamescampbell2353 boyyyy reading eragon as a kid was a core memory of my entire life literally influenced me, that shit makes my nuts quake

    • @issacclark1045
      @issacclark1045 Před 3 lety +9

      @@djbootymeatlive1484 For soe god forsaken reason i put in like 100 hours into the eragon video game growing up.

  • @Finamajig
    @Finamajig Před 6 měsíci +19

    Jerma probably spent as much time in helms deep as the actual Gimli and Aragorn did fighting

  • @leomorris7573
    @leomorris7573 Před 3 lety +3173

    the saddest part is how much he insists this game is a masterpiece in the beginning. it's like listening to someone brag about their first day working at amazon

    • @inverlock
      @inverlock Před 3 lety +213

      They’re all pretty good for movie tie in games with the third being the best, but definitely still are frustrating lol

    • @AdmireRoxtars
      @AdmireRoxtars Před 3 lety +211

      This is a good game! I played it alot as a kid. Jerma for some reason didn't want to use his charge attack which does so much damage to trolls

    • @ThisIsGoobly
      @ThisIsGoobly Před 3 lety +111

      At first I thought maybe he was mistaking this game with the Return of the King game because that one does actually have co-op, which he insisted The Two Towers has which it doesn't, and is way better. But then he seemed dead sure he remembered the opening scene to the level where you have to save the villagers so I dunno.

    • @zamnilmattockwaz2964
      @zamnilmattockwaz2964 Před 3 lety +185

      @@ThisIsGoobly He likely just played them both but mixing them together in his mind, which is tbh quite normal.

    • @tabernaclejones6115
      @tabernaclejones6115 Před 3 lety +32

      The return of the king is like a much improved version of this. Lotr games have always been decent. Even the new ones are good but I know there more based on the universe in general.

  • @geffbob8960
    @geffbob8960 Před 3 lety +736

    I love these long edits. I love what you do here, even little things like adding in what Jerma's talking about. These streams are perfect to have on when I'm studying

    • @Pythanoc
      @Pythanoc  Před 3 lety +119

      Thanks for the kind words!

  • @Greg-the-Guy
    @Greg-the-Guy Před 3 lety +52

    The best part about CZcams adding the chapter feature to videos is you can see just how fucking long the ladder and home depot sections took.

  • @ballpad9124
    @ballpad9124 Před 3 lety +100

    "We're literally at the end of the game" 8 minutes in, 2 hours and 30 minutes left

    • @ihatenwo
      @ihatenwo Před 2 lety +3

      Watch the Full version XD

    • @end.olives
      @end.olives Před rokem +1

      More like 10 hours left

  • @MetaWhiteYoshi
    @MetaWhiteYoshi Před 3 lety +277

    After the developer came on the stream he tried for a bit to not get angry, good for him

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 Před rokem +23

      He did _what_ on stream?

    • @MetaWhiteYoshi
      @MetaWhiteYoshi Před rokem +3

      @@quantumblur_3145 haha

    • @end.olives
      @end.olives Před rokem +4

      Yeah he started saying good things about the game he totally doesnt belive in

  • @Dak-xf5qj
    @Dak-xf5qj Před 3 lety +565

    I like the part where jerma starts gaslighting HIMSELF.

  • @qmzp2
    @qmzp2 Před 3 lety +95

    1:28:12 "what happens when you don't have any more stones?" *Cuts to failed mission screen. I died laughing

  • @cam897
    @cam897 Před 3 lety +570

    1:27:29 he literally sounds like a crazy person here

  • @Kriosaivak
    @Kriosaivak Před 3 lety +832

    *When one editor is hired, another shall take his place.*

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 Před 3 lety +109

    Fun Fact: When I was in my early teens, my brother signed me up for one of those lotteries the LEGO company occasionally ran where, if your name got drawn they would fly you out to California to work for them as a consultant. My brother did not tell me that he had done this. Hilariously, and absurdly, my name got drawn and they called me up *while I was playing this very game* . Unfortunately I was a couple years too young to actually accept, but it was one of the weirdest things that's ever happened to me. I feel like all my luck was absorbed by that one moment that actually did me no good.

    • @reembeem1725
      @reembeem1725 Před 3 lety +20

      That is such a sad but cool story

    • @mirror1001
      @mirror1001 Před 3 měsíci +2

      This was a unique experience

  • @1pieceisdareasoniliv
    @1pieceisdareasoniliv Před 3 lety +147

    1:51:14 The absolute desperation.
    The hate underneath the pleading.
    The absolute apathy by Legolas.
    That is some funny-ass shit tho

  • @TheVorran
    @TheVorran Před 3 lety +51

    "It's the elves that just stand there and swing at nothing. What are you, me?"

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 Před 3 lety +300

    Imagine if in the movies everything went as normal, but Gimli was constantly whining about how unfair Sauron's army is and how there are too many orcs for one person to deal with. And he's just constantly sassing everyone for not pulling their weight. (ok, that might actually be normal for him)
    also, I like how he complains about not being able to see where he is when here I am, forced to watch in 144p. It looks like a pixilated gang-bang.

    • @Senerith
      @Senerith Před 3 lety +23

      I read your comment and was dying laughing when I read “pixelated gang-bang”, cause that is entirely what the whole stream was, in retrospect

  • @bigboncho
    @bigboncho Před 3 lety +76

    “Time to beat this, right now!”
    *nearly an hour left in the video*

  • @superleetninja
    @superleetninja Před 3 lety +105

    Oh shit is that the Lord of the Rings the Two Towers streamer? I can't believe he loves the game so much he did a stream of it for over 10 hours!

  • @Sacrifice117
    @Sacrifice117 Před 3 lety +46

    i just pogged my pants i seriously did

  • @redwolfjo3_647
    @redwolfjo3_647 Před 3 lety +82

    Is this that guy that ASPIRATED a full bag of beef jerky ON STREAM?!

  • @dreadcircumference
    @dreadcircumference Před 3 lety +122

    oh god thank you for making this i didnt wanna sit through the entire 10 hour thing.

  • @DestroyedArkana
    @DestroyedArkana Před 3 lety +65

    When I watched this stream live I went to bed and when I woke up he was still playing

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 Před 3 lety +175

    It's always the strangest of things that seem to break Jerma.

    • @Scrod117
      @Scrod117 Před 2 lety +14

      It seems like ladders and the crystal sage are his weakness

  • @sluffnut7507
    @sluffnut7507 Před 3 lety +82

    This is one of the greatest human streams in human history

  • @JourneyTal1
    @JourneyTal1 Před 3 lety +130

    I used to love this game so much and what is so unfortunate for Jerma is that he was actually so close to beating the ladder level on the like 4th try. The whole mission is timed off the soundtrack. Listen for the music to pick up at 47:50 and that hopeful sounding tune that starts playing is suppose to signal that the end cutscene is about to play since it plays into the cutscene 😂

  • @footbroke
    @footbroke Před 3 lety +53

    I like how Jerma's strategy is to spend a 30 seconds trying to run around an enemy instead of spending 5 seconds killing them because fighting takes too much time.

  • @JioVega
    @JioVega Před 3 lety +102

    1:24:07
    *Jeremy runs into fire*
    *Jeremy realizes hes on fire*
    *Jeremy runs out of fire*
    *Jeremy runs into fire*
    *Jeremy Dies*

  • @brennanneaton3062
    @brennanneaton3062 Před 3 lety +25

    Took me a fucking year to beat that catapult level as a child. I was so excited I ran upstairs and told my parents

  • @COZYTW
    @COZYTW Před 3 lety +43

    47:12 Ahh yes. The real essence of war.

  • @venator0405
    @venator0405 Před 3 lety +211

    Madness to see him do this without knowing about counterattacks and power attacks. Very entertaining though, his suffering.

    • @the_Red_Star
      @the_Red_Star Před 3 lety +85

      ...did he really take 13 hours to beat a 6 hour children's game because he never investigated his moves?

    • @King_Konga
      @King_Konga Před 3 lety +97

      @@the_Red_Star It's Jerma.

    • @bigbeef29
      @bigbeef29 Před 3 lety +3

      Thanks for your input, Reinhart, always great to hear from you

    • @alfiemccalfry6635
      @alfiemccalfry6635 Před rokem

      How much easier would it have been if he knew about them?

    • @fajile5109
      @fajile5109 Před rokem +1

      @@alfiemccalfry6635i beat the game as a 12 year old and remember it being very easy.

  • @TheRealCarlBrutananadilewski

    I love how a majority of his motivators to himself is “If I die to this I’m shutting the stream off”

  • @RitTF2
    @RitTF2 Před 3 lety +66

    It took me weeks to beat the ladder level when i was a kid this makes me feel better about myself

  • @Sheamcdonnell
    @Sheamcdonnell Před 3 lety +51

    6:25 is perfectly timed

  • @tychoazrephet3794
    @tychoazrephet3794 Před 3 lety +301

    Amazing to me that they made Gimli's character more and more of a useless joke over the course of the films, and over the course of this video Gimli becomes more of a useless character to the point that beating the ladder section with him is logistically impossible.

    • @Profile__1
      @Profile__1 Před rokem +17

      Yeah I never understood why people liked his character too much when, from my experience, all he seemed to do was boast about himself then do nothing. He never felt like a character aside from "short joke."

  • @Lux_Ferox
    @Lux_Ferox Před rokem +25

    Dude the CCTV footage of Gimli getting jumped was some of the funniest shit I've seen all year. Well done with the editing 🤣

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg Před 3 lety +47

    it never ceases to amaze me how I can just be at work or playing a game or whatever, and I'll just have jerma streams kinda on in the background and there will just be so many of these small moments I'll just be hysterically laughing

  • @Goozeeeee
    @Goozeeeee Před 3 lety +49

    12:46 between Jerma getting pestered by terrible AI minions and the CCTV angle this part had me dying. Great editing dude.
    and the follow up joke @ 16:30 is just icing on the cake

  • @mrpuddingpop1
    @mrpuddingpop1 Před 3 lety +27

    the fact that the link in the poll is just to 00:00:00 is telling that this is the stream of the year

  • @Sleepyhead_795
    @Sleepyhead_795 Před 3 lety +20

    2:21:10 "Imagine having to drive for this road trip" had me rolling

  • @temerson2
    @temerson2 Před rokem +10

    "I dont feel like Aragorn, I feel like I'm in the DRYER!"
    This is the most accurate review of this game I've ever heard.

  • @boogie38
    @boogie38 Před rokem +11

    I don't understand how Jerma has the mental fortitude to get to the helm's deep level in one sitting, repeatedly rage at that and eventually get it, then continue the game and make even more jokes

  • @GrayD_Fox
    @GrayD_Fox Před rokem +10

    I love how he says "how can there be this many people" Like a annoyed mom taking her kids to the park and it's full.

  • @mikeyjohnson5888
    @mikeyjohnson5888 Před 3 lety +35

    38:03 Its funny he says that because there is a subdivision by my work called rivendell and each of the roads in it are named after characters and places from LOTR. It kept getting sadder as he realized Two Towers was the clanky and hard one. Not to mention playing as gimli. The ladder level is one of the only game levels to make me spike a game controller as hard as possible. The protecting helms deep from the suicide bomber level was hell even beyond that.

  • @justdirt
    @justdirt Před rokem +9

    To think if Jerma just played Aragorn or Legolas from the start, he could've beaten the game in like 6 hours, but he had to pick Gimly and take 13 hours instead

  • @ScrumChum
    @ScrumChum Před 3 lety +46

    Seems like he didn't play the bonus levels where you run a gauntlet trying to climb Saruman's tower and have to beat up Christopher Lee on the twentieth floor. Now that was truly rage inducing cause if you died to Saruman you had to do it all over again. Your reward for beating it on all three characters was to unlock Isildur(the guy from the tutorial who is just an Aragorn reskin) and then if you beat the tower with him you got a bunch of cheat codes but by that point you had done everything so it wasn't much of a reward. I think you had to get perfects on all the levels for them to unlock or something.

    • @meleemastermaa1449
      @meleemastermaa1449 Před 3 lety +30

      I never understood these games that give you cheat codes after you clear some insane challenge. In Dead Rising you had to play the game for 10 hours straight in the survival mode to get the Laser sword at that point you wouldn't want anything to do with the game.

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud Před 3 lety +7

      @@meleemastermaa1449 it's to trick you into doing it

    • @Reac2
      @Reac2 Před 3 lety +2

      @@meleemastermaa1449 it's like achievements, they give you nothing in the actual game, just some simulated satisfaction that you've accomplished an arbitrary goal

    • @meleemastermaa1449
      @meleemastermaa1449 Před 3 lety +14

      @@Reac2
      I understand the point of the achievement, what I don't understand is giving the player some crazy advantage after completing an nearly impossible task. Like, you're already good enough to clear Resident Evil 1 with a knife, why would you want an infinite Rocket Launcher at this point?

    • @TheBestDoorSkeelz
      @TheBestDoorSkeelz Před 3 lety +14

      @@meleemastermaa1449 We used to play videogames because we actually enjoyed to play them. We used to enjoy unlocking a new cool thing to mess around with in an era where we didn't have modding or even sometimes the internet to talk about these cool "things" we did that were intentionally there just... to be experienced if you wanted to. The Rocket Launcher in RE1 was for fun, if you have to ask why you would want an infinite rocket launcher... it was so you can shoot infinite rockets in a game you have replayed like 20 times and plan to continue replaying.
      It was because this used to be fun.

  • @datbass1234
    @datbass1234 Před 3 lety +49

    I love Jerma long edits I’m glad someone still does them

  • @plastiktuten3866
    @plastiktuten3866 Před 11 měsíci +6

    laughed so hard it made me sick, would watch again

    • @Pythanoc
      @Pythanoc  Před 11 měsíci +7

      If Jerma is causing you pain, you may want to abstain from his psychotic ramblings in the future. I don't want to see anyone get hurt!

    • @plastiktuten3866
      @plastiktuten3866 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@Pythanoc oh, I was already suffering from some lactose-related stomach pains, so most of the sick feeling was my fault haha -
      but while you’re here, if you do see this, thank you very much for how much you’ve done for jerma fans, I’ve watched probably a dozen of your long edits and enjoyed every single one :)

  • @Neoariamis
    @Neoariamis Před 2 lety +15

    once he said 'we're almost 70% through the game' I checked the time bar cuz I was like how short is this video?? and then I saw that there was two hours left and it was just the most mortifying feeling

  • @demosugar
    @demosugar Před rokem +8

    chatter at 51:25 acting like an aggrieved parent cracked me the fuck up

  • @MRFLAPPYTREE
    @MRFLAPPYTREE Před 3 lety +49

    watching him try to run through 5 orcs just to hit one ladder instead of going to the other ones is driving me literally insane

  • @PAPA_CEO_PUMA
    @PAPA_CEO_PUMA Před rokem +21

    Ah yes this is the game that made him a little “cranky wanky”

  • @behema9815
    @behema9815 Před 7 měsíci +3

    I'd have a complete breakdown too after seeing the second tower getting hit. Don't even start me on the Pentagon

  • @Irishfrasa
    @Irishfrasa Před 3 lety +15

    Elf snacks on beef jerky while town gets slaughtered

  • @bbluva20
    @bbluva20 Před 3 lety +42

    Trying to beat the Helms Deep level without killing enemies and knocking ladders down only, would be like trying to beat Super Mario without jumping.

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 Před 3 lety +39

    That Hornburg Courtyard scene where Jerma needs to defend the gate really starts looking like Aragorn is just some errand boy having to shop for groceries while babysitting Legolas. He's just running from place to place, having to do one thing at a time on a list. Instead of looking like a battle for good, it just looks like some guy having a ton of chores he needs to get done before his parents get home.

  • @Zevirem
    @Zevirem Před 6 měsíci +4

    Bless you for breaking down the video to mark how much time he spent on every stage. Really adds to the hilarity seeing how long those bars are.

  • @monkeymanoggabogga7979
    @monkeymanoggabogga7979 Před 3 lety +27

    It almost feels like jerma is in a constant state of mental breakdown

    • @Senerith
      @Senerith Před 3 lety

      Isnt that Jerma every day?

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp Před 3 lety +12

    I was in a sword and shield battle once and the leader shouted to us ''LADS, HOLD SQUARE TO BLOCK!!,'' it was really odd, took me right out of the battle

  • @simonkawasaki4229
    @simonkawasaki4229 Před 3 lety +11

    Dwarf streamer meets video game developer and inhales dirty beef jerky in response

  • @unknownengines
    @unknownengines Před 3 lety +24

    these long edits are really great to have playing in the background while drawing--jerma's frustration and anguish fuel me. thanks for making em!

  • @nyarg33
    @nyarg33 Před 3 lety +11

    its so funny how the newscaster thing goes from a bit to how jerma is coping with the level

  • @chineseboxingstylekanye7147

    i remember my stepdad raging for like a week straight over the ladder level

    • @landfillbaby
      @landfillbaby Před 3 lety +15

      im so jealous, i wish jerma was my stepdad too

  • @TheAcidMines
    @TheAcidMines Před 3 lety +195

    30:06 does anyone here have any explanation why he refers to a smoothie as “a teeny sludge”

    • @ethanstump
      @ethanstump Před 3 lety +8

      maybe he was trying to say slushie? 🤷‍♂️

    • @darthandrew19905
      @darthandrew19905 Před 3 lety +84

      Sounds like when my wife can't think of "dish soap" and writes down "cleaning sauce" instead

    • @HeliumMushroom
      @HeliumMushroom Před 3 lety +23

      Tahini Sludge

    • @claym4701
      @claym4701 Před 3 lety +10

      @@darthandrew19905 lmao i love that

    • @King_Konga
      @King_Konga Před 3 lety +4

      I assume "tahini sludge" means "hummus" in Jermese.

  • @Royy164
    @Royy164 Před 6 měsíci +2

    1:50:44 "Legolas is gonna be safe down...."
    1:50:46 *Legolas is literally getting stun-locked by uruk-hai *
    LMAO

  • @zenithstudio6819
    @zenithstudio6819 Před 3 lety +86

    Jurma: "This game is it great!"
    [4 hours later]
    Jurma: "fuck ladders!"

  • @frokopop
    @frokopop Před 3 lety +26

    Oh god I almost forgot all about this game. I rented it when I was a kid and tried to beat it in a weekend, nearly had a fucking aneurysm

  • @CheeseMaster75ok
    @CheeseMaster75ok Před 3 lety +74

    I don't know why, but I just died at the edit at 2:20:30

  • @AlexSwePR
    @AlexSwePR Před 3 lety +79

    BASED AND LEGOLASPILLED

    • @lamptrent
      @lamptrent Před 3 lety +7

      timestamp for others: 2:21:58

    • @kikilles_
      @kikilles_ Před 3 lety +1

      @@lamptrent thanks 👍

  • @TheHogfatherInvades
    @TheHogfatherInvades Před 3 lety +21

    "up until 2004 people were just putting random code into the engine" I believe it

  • @strafe8866
    @strafe8866 Před 2 lety +8

    who knew a dwarf would walk slower than the other characters

  • @thatguy6919
    @thatguy6919 Před rokem +2

    Lord of the Ring: Two Towers; Jeremy’s Descent, Cant push a ladder Andy

  • @Mutantvine
    @Mutantvine Před 3 lety +13

    1:24:12 This is the point in the stream where Jerma BREAKS

  • @astarothhentaiguy3554
    @astarothhentaiguy3554 Před 3 lety +12

    Fellowship of the fucking home depot battle

  • @Boomabanga
    @Boomabanga Před 3 lety +40

    I Love how jerma spent all this time playing a objective focused game, not doing the objective

  • @bolicob
    @bolicob Před 3 lety +26

    title: "Complete Mental Breakdown"
    jerma in the first couple minutes: "this game is very very good"
    me: ?

  • @MysteriousStrangerVA
    @MysteriousStrangerVA Před 3 lety +52

    God, these games were fun. Infuriating, but fun.
    I didn’t have Two Towers in my collection, but I did have Return of the King; kinda the same game, so I can definitely see why Jeremy had trouble and feel the same frustration as he did lol.

    • @Kroach_
      @Kroach_ Před 3 lety +9

      I swear rotk game was so much better

    • @amystarnes5977
      @amystarnes5977 Před 3 lety

      @@Kroach_ I was thinking the same thing. I remember that game being WAY less jank than this one was. Part of me thinks he had the two games mixed up.

    • @MrCrow05
      @MrCrow05 Před 3 lety +8

      Did ROTK have a similar section where you had to knock down the ladders? God I remember getting so frustrated trying to beat this one section.

    • @MysteriousStrangerVA
      @MysteriousStrangerVA Před 3 lety +9

      @@MrCrow05 It did, but it wasn’t so bad once you figured out where you were allowed to go.

    • @Kroach_
      @Kroach_ Před 3 lety +10

      @@MrCrow05 ya it was the minas tirith level and u played as gandalf

  • @connor4wilson
    @connor4wilson Před 4 měsíci +1

    "I dont feel like I'm Aragorn I feel like I'm in the dryer" one of the funniest things Jerma has ever said

  • @MrLassner11
    @MrLassner11 Před 3 lety +17

    just came across thisvideo since it won "worst stream 2020" at the jerma awards, gotta say: i idolize jerma for his ability to keep "calm" even during the ladder fiasko, god...i would have hurt myself and everything around me multiple times already in addition to letting my whole apartement building know how fueld by rage i am :X

  • @raynaldiyudhistira4851
    @raynaldiyudhistira4851 Před rokem +7

    1:29:27 Oh ho , you missed that one. Try a ladder!