i cant get enough. i listen to them like podcasts while im doing something else. one time i was wondering where tf this scratching noise was coming from and it was a jerma video i forgot i had playing where he was scratching digital scratch cards
incidentally started taking a bong rip at the same time the clip of jerma pretending to take a bong rip came on and i felt like that one person in chat that wanted to breathe in sync w him
I like when jerma tells chat what to say before doing a stupid bit bc it feels like playing pretend with that one really bossy girl from like 1st grade
"What do you mean why did I say that - why did you type that?" fully solidifies the idea that Jerma is just a puppet unaware of his own agency, and views chat as one entity leading him astray
It sucks that he tried to do a black hole stream and didn’t know that he’d be eternally stuck inside of it without ever aging because time doesn’t pass in there 😞
every time chat tells jerma to do something he becomes VERY tempted to do it it becomes an impulsive thought to him he REALLY wants to do it and then he does it and it’s the best. never fails!
13:11 feels like To Catch a Predator when they pull up receipts and the perpetrator panics and starts giving the weirdest, most absurd lies you've ever heard in your life😭😭😭
one of my main reasons for making this is that i had seen the majority of the clips in most clip compilations so i decided to take matters into my own hands
i have really bad attention spans when it comes to youtube videos sometimes and i need you to know that ever since i opened this video in a new tab i occasionally click over, watch about 1.3 seconds of the hulk burger clip, go "wait i don't care anymore" and then pause the video and click off to a different tab. this, plus youtube sending me back a few seconds after i reset my computer, has resulted in me watching a fragment of the hulk burger clip at least 35 times. it got to the point where in a moment of lucidity i went "i can't do this anymore" and had to skip forward to when the bit was over so it wouldn't keep happening.
22:56 Thank you so much for including this. This JERMA is MAD series was my first initial introduction to Jerma back in the day, and it still stands as one of my favorites of all time.
I finally figured out the 29:35 thing, i was rewatching his façade playthrough and apparently he thinks theres some internet myth that says the first pregnant man gets to own Disney World somehow
8:54 i want someone to make a jerma piss fetish compilation because i swear to god this man has made this joke more often than any normal person has a right to
@@mythcat1273i was being hyperbolic but to my knowledge i swear to god he has joked about pissing on his face at least two other times with in total is three times too many
36:36 Prime jerma would have looped the camera feed so that he could have made a bit about there being a little miniature person inside his esophagus that was trying to find a way out
im at the point where im getting jerma comps with 30 views
you and me both
i cant get enough. i listen to them like podcasts while im doing something else.
one time i was wondering where tf this scratching noise was coming from and it was a jerma video i forgot i had playing where he was scratching digital scratch cards
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twins
he swallowed the seaman egg
what is WRONG with you
*SSSEEEAAAAA‑MAAAAN!!!*
The milky white seaman egg
OwO
i heard this in jerma's "reading chat" voice
Jerma’s old house is such a liminal space it scares me so much
I've had dreams about being locked in that basement while Jerma slowly trudges down the stairs with a Bible in his hands, it's always terrifying.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @@Lux_Ferox
@@Lux_Ferox the power of christ compels you
One of those doors lead to the Backrooms.
Lol its literally just a hose wym
incidentally started taking a bong rip at the same time the clip of jerma pretending to take a bong rip came on and i felt like that one person in chat that wanted to breathe in sync w him
I want to breathe in Jerma's sink
What when was that 😂
I've had this happen like 3 times. I need to take a t-break.
Jerma would take a bong rip and ask his host if they have carrots but NOT to eat just to look at, so he can get into the mindset
Getting that vitamin See
bunny boy jerma
20:26 I love when Jerma has the same reaction to Jerma that we have
I love that he talks about his past self in the third person
Different entities
we all know the original model of jerma was replaced at some point
I like when jerma tells chat what to say before doing a stupid bit bc it feels like playing pretend with that one really bossy girl from like 1st grade
!!!!!! so real
“gimme a hummer and ill die at 48 years old”
"What do you mean why did I say that - why did you type that?" fully solidifies the idea that Jerma is just a puppet unaware of his own agency, and views chat as one entity leading him astray
otto is the evil witch that's been controlling him all these years.
I miss Jerma. Such a shame that black hole took him :(
he was trying to go back in time
It sucks that he tried to do a black hole stream and didn’t know that he’d be eternally stuck inside of it without ever aging because time doesn’t pass in there 😞
i miss him
i miss him to, it’s been so long since the accident
amazing compilation, my kegels excercise has never been so sublime
WHAT
so real, any pelvic floor dysfunction bros in chat?
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HOLY SHIT
every time chat tells jerma to do something he becomes VERY tempted to do it it becomes an impulsive thought to him he REALLY wants to do it and then he does it and it’s the best. never fails!
really good comp love ster saying yaoi and jerma immediately hitting him in the head
Jerma forcing himself not to DESTROY the cardboard piano cause of cuteness aggression killed me
13:11 feels like To Catch a Predator when they pull up receipts and the perpetrator panics and starts giving the weirdest, most absurd lies you've ever heard in your life😭😭😭
Beat Cox on stream
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@@EgoDegen 1:05
3:43 new favorite jerma clip
I felt like my chest was going to collapse after watching that
his eyebrow 😭
Jerma is in his character customisation screen
This is a particularly strange compilation and I love it
jerma industrial conplex
This is an all time comp, you've pulled a lot of clips I haven't seen
one of my main reasons for making this is that i had seen the majority of the clips in most clip compilations so i decided to take matters into my own hands
@@bubblebboy Actual modern hero
based
@bubblebboy i love you
i have really bad attention spans when it comes to youtube videos sometimes and i need you to know that ever since i opened this video in a new tab i occasionally click over, watch about 1.3 seconds of the hulk burger clip, go "wait i don't care anymore" and then pause the video and click off to a different tab. this, plus youtube sending me back a few seconds after i reset my computer, has resulted in me watching a fragment of the hulk burger clip at least 35 times. it got to the point where in a moment of lucidity i went "i can't do this anymore" and had to skip forward to when the bit was over so it wouldn't keep happening.
have you tried meth
Bro get some adhd meds that's really bad...
Average black turmoline wearer
actually what
bro... stare at some walls of something....
I'm fucking CRYING at the way these are clipped
assorted german chips
5:35 BURGERZZZ XD #NOMMERZ 😜😜
Such a weird bit
@@ArlieMeadowit’s not a bit? Every stream he does a dedicated “burger time” section and acts and says the exact same thing every time.
joyous day for a jerma viewing
fly high jerma 🕊️🕊️ he will be missed ❤still cant believe he was abducted from those aliens
the best jerma comp ive seen in a while
I like jerma because he shits like the rest of us
10:39 is my favorite noise he’s ever made, so glad it’s here I couldn’t remember what game it was
14:47 killed me. Archery?
He has such a talent in pulling the most unexpected answer out of his ass at any moment
10:40 he isn’t playing a game, this happened in an elevator
29:04 is the primordial jerma clip
the perfect coalescence of jerma boiled down into its bare essentials
Watching this as I lay sick in bed thank u for making this gobless
I love jerma, i wish he wouldnt go away when i take my meds
8:01 the famous sparkle on its Wednesday origin
if you try and gargle a gogo squeez it will clump up and you'll choke and apple sauce will spray every where.
This is by far one of the best Jerma compilations I've come across, great work!
22:56 Thank you so much for including this. This JERMA is MAD series was my first initial introduction to Jerma back in the day, and it still stands as one of my favorites of all time.
14:40 is so good how have i never seen it
OMG HE’S SO CUTE!!! MY HEART!!!
this was such a great comp. im real anxious today and this was a big help, thanks :)
i'm glad it could help !
This assortment will do. *vacuum sounds*
This is like something he would say
Never seen 1:03
Beat Cocks On Stream
love it, love u fellow jermites
Young jerma looks like someone who would beat me up in high school, while elderly jerma looks like me in high school
These clips are so good wtf
Love the edits showing chat and just well clipped together overall!
This is a top-tier comp. Every clip had me rolling
I can't believe he quit streaming to become ludwig's assistant.
this is the best compilation ive seen lately 😩
Something so comforting about seeing classic tf2 clips being used in one of these videos
21:16
jerma jumpscare sound
11:18 I've never seen that clip til now, absolutely hilarious 😂
I will always love the jerma vr calibration clip
If he died do you think theyd let us eat him?
Honestly one of the best compilation because almost every clip makes me laugh. Thanks!
very geezeresque of him to have a giant pump of dog vitamins that he "probably wasn't eating"
the way he said he "probably" wasnt eating it means he definitely was eating it.
Ive eaten dry dog food its not bad
that was a very good set of clips thank you
this will sustain me
@@misshooman i concur
I finally figured out the 29:35 thing, i was rewatching his façade playthrough and apparently he thinks theres some internet myth that says the first pregnant man gets to own Disney World somehow
I love the waves of ??? from the chat when Jerma says "If I was pregnant, I would get Disney World."
WHY ARE SO MANY OFD THESE CLIPS HORNY
43:11 the theater kid accusations are starting to hold more weight
Jermas flawless teeth always make me feel uneasy
He tries so hard to enunciate the A's in Seaman
eyebrow andy
Honestly haven't seen a few of these, impressive
Do y’all think jerma and his dealer explore eachothers bodies
You mean ster? Yes
I love this man!
He didn’t have to hold my family hostage for me to admit this 🥰🥰
amazing i've never seen these clips before i'm so happy
Best comp I’ve seen yet, pog and ball torture
im so happy i finally found a jerma video with clips i haven't seen
Is this that jerma guy my grandson keeps telling me about???
the clip where he lays on the table to mop up the "wetness" kills me
14:27 ok but this kinda goes hard
"pog and ball torture" followed by the video ending abruptly gave me fucking whiplash
16:32 my inventory's full, how do I- /oh shit/
Love these rare clips
10k subscribers and no videos? explain yourself. thanks for this funny comp by the way
i made some animations like 5 years ago but they’re all cringe so i deleted them
@@bubblebboyso real lmao
@@bubblebboy i like that a bunch of animation meme people are now getting a jerma compilation notification !
@@loveinstars its the same community
@@bubblebboy COWARD!
8:20 i think he wouldve killed it if he kept going
"It's in september" 🤚
8:54 i want someone to make a jerma piss fetish compilation because i swear to god this man has made this joke more often than any normal person has a right to
......................................... what
@@mythcat1273i was being hyperbolic but to my knowledge i swear to god he has joked about pissing on his face at least two other times with in total is three times too many
@@wheezehead oh trust me I know but like what
don’t ever comment on CZcams again
@@jaydaykothalright 👍
6:43 IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣 the fact that he didn't REMEMBER
IMO the Nintendo Labo streams are cursed
nah he's right about those go go squeeze things those fucking rule
Jeremy Elbertson
wtf these are so rare i'm crying laughing and in intense pain
He would play cookie run kingdom
good to know the godskin apostle drove jerma's taxi
jerma clips that saved me from the bardo when i got too drunk
real
the malenia meltdown never fails to make me laugh 🩷 I love this old guy
Somebody please tell me where the clip at 3:42 is from cuz holy fuck i almost died watching it
YES
This is a Jerma being unable to resist his impulive urges compilation
36:36 Prime jerma would have looped the camera feed so that he could have made a bit about there being a little miniature person inside his esophagus that was trying to find a way out
OMEGABIBLE
IVE NEVER SEEN THE CLIP WHERE HE SWITCHES THE DIRECTION OF HIS HAT 😭
Bro you just got frenzied flamed by the three fingers.
Bro you just got three fingered.
24:25 is so good
holly laughing in the background just makes it
21:22 (commenting for myself bc i can never find this clip!!)
Hey an actually good one of these
i like this