2:29 honestly props to the other girls for actually teaching her something she clearly doesnt know. i know its almost unbelievable she doesn't know these things but there are oblivious people.
There's another video of that girl where she shot down this man for making her look dumb because she doesn't know some very specific science fact. The way she did it was pretty cool. I think she's actually pretty smart in my opinion.
@@prediculous8059 It's just a large area that can have multiple towns and cities. Each has its own council and postcode. They're similar to US states except they all share the same laws.
"how did u end up smelling like skunk anyway" well Jake... there is this animal called a skunk, they live outdoors and tend to spray other animals when feeling threatened. Would seem likely the cat was outside, and found (brace yourself for this mind blower) a skunk
Ok but here's the thing: Now that he has the memory of getting punished anyways for taking an Uber, his drunk self will just think "Nah I won't call an Uber since I'll get fined, and I've never crashed driving drunk before, so what could go wrong?" Parking tickets like that straight up encourages drunk driving. Remember, the guy making decisions is DRUNK, he isn't thinking straight. No need to give them more things to think about.
@@novastar6112 Or you know, he could take an Uber to get there (or anything other than driving himself a car) if he plans on drinking. Stop infantilizing adults lol
@@fernandofuentesmoreno5149 Maybe he didn't plan on drinking but ended up doing it anyway? Not everything is as black and white as you're trying to make it
@@itsafunnyoldworld I see, so he was forced to drink? He just couldn't resist himself? There is something called self-control, an adult should be able to stick to their decision not to drink for a night (if that's a decision they made at all). Quite honestly, if you don't have that much self-control when you're sober then maybe you shouldn't be drinking at all. So yeah, stop infantilizing adults.
The mcdojo one is someone using "aura manipulation" to defend against someone trying to grab a stick. The club isn't called McDojo, it's just bunch of people exposing bullshit martial arts. Pretty funny stuff.
@St. Haborym that's actually happened, search on CZcams for chi master trained MMA fighter. Or something like that. This "chi" master was like, it's not fake, I challenge anyone to come and challenge me, I'll even give them money if I lose. First hit receives, he goes down like a sack of potatoes. Glorious.
@St. Haborym Nah they always have an explination for it. Its never anything really meaningful, but its enough that the desperate people they steal from can latch onto it and believe it still works
George Dillman has had some great ones, including at one point saying that the guy's tongue was in the wrong position. Or 'It only works on about 45% of people' (because THAT'S what you want in a self-defense method - something that doesn't even affect more than half the population) or just flat out saying "it wont work if you're unwilling to believe."
5:45 "How do you end up smelling like skunk in the first place?" I don't know. Maybe it was a wizard that did it. Or maybe it was exploring the secret lair of the stink troll. Or maybe it was sprayed by a skunk.🤦♂️
So, technically the truth, but just a one day ban. My High School was like that. Pajama day, a backpack "ban" similar to this one and similar shenanigans. I think they still have the Senior Hunt too. When 11th and 12th year students gather on the first Friday of hunting season with their firearms and bows and hunting licenses at about 3 am for a weekend hunting trip. It started to fade in popularity in the late 70s, but back when my mom was there, it was almost as big as Homecoming. On the Senior Hunt Day, of my Principal's first year on the job, nobody remembered to tell him about it. (Right 😆) So, when he got there at 4 am, he heard a lot of talking in the Quad, went to investigate, and called the police to report a potential violent protest - this was during the tail end of the Vietnam War. The police knew what was happening and decided to spook the kids for fun. Even the Principal thought it was funny when the Sheriff informed that he had egg on his face. They were all good kids and dropped their weapons when the officers started shouting from the hallways around them. Turned into an impromptu two hour long general Gun Safety and Maintenance class. Redneck fun. 😆
I would believe this if my sister's middle school didn't ban backpacks for 2/3rds of her time there and my school try and pull the same shit. Technically i was supposed to follow the no backpack rule, but I also biked to school so where the fuck am i supposed to put my shit on the way there. And you wouldn't believe the excuse they had; it's because backpacks were getting broken into and stuff stolen inside them. That rule lasted a week until officers had to show up on grounds because MORE shit was getting stolen from homebases.
Oh, trust me, if you get the right glue, and apply it properly, it can actually be _stronger_ than the steel (actually probably aluminum in this case) it's attached to, but yeah, you need to pick the correct glue for the materials you're gluing together. Things like cyanoacrylates ("superglue") actually are extremely strong in the right applications, but are also pretty weak when applied to metals because they just can't adhere properly to them. If that is what they used (probably), I suspect even a lot of fairly average people would be able to open that if they really tried.
@@foogod4237 Absolutely right. I went down to our machine shop one day to get something fixed and the bloke said "easily done, we'll just glue it". I asked if glue would be strong enough for the job, to which he replied that the majority of times glue fails it's because the wrong glue was chosen and embarked on a 5-minute lecture as to the uses of different glues and what materials they work best with. Learned some valuable lessons that day.
In the south of the USA it's rather easy for a cat to get "skunked". I know skunks live in other areas besides the south, but my experience is there so this is based on that experience. Cats love to go exploring and often experience wild animals. Cats and dogs often don't pay attention to the warning signals of an annoyed skunk in their first experience with the animal they are investigating so get sprayed. Most (but not all) learn from the first experience. With some it takes a 2nd experience to learn to stay away from skunks. I've heard of a rare few dogs that never learn. My aunt had a dog that got sprayed twice. Normal bathing will NOT get rid of the stink. My aunt would swear that something in the Tomato juice is what would help lessen the smell ... though once it took bathing the dog 3 times with it to get fully rid of the stink.
6:25 - Reminds me of the woman who came into the gas station I worked in one morning. Middle of summer here in Adelaide Australia and we had been having a heatwave above 40C (104F) days which lasted over 10 days. However by day 5 of the heatwave the fridges just gave up so we were having to find other means to keeping drinks cool. So I had come up with getting 110L (30 gallon) storage containers and putting ice in them with drinks in them for customers. Now, we had wet floor signs up at the entry point, along with such signage around the containers. Well, this woman had knocked the sign over by the door, had heard it even over the coffee machine I was working on, boss on the main register had a frown on his face. One of my regulars told me she had knocked it. Well, was watching the woman as I made coffee, she came around from the back part of the store, saw the containers, then as she got to where they were placed made out she went ass up on the wet floor and started putting on a performance about her injuries. OF course a few customers went to her aid, the boss was looking uncertain what to do. Me however had just finished a coffee, moved to the middle of the counter and started making a huge fuss going "You alright ma'am..." Of course she's getting helped up and going on about how she is going to sue. I just went "Guess we need to call an ambulance and made for the phone.." She of course starts going on about how she doesnt want me and would have to pay, she wouldnt if her injuries were real since it falls under the store insurance on genuine cases. I just said "You dont want one, then stop with the scam lady because I know for a fact that your slip is fake, you cant claim anything on the store due to the fact you kicked the sign on entry stating there are wet floors, on top of the signs around the containers. We also have witnesses to your performance, now advise you to get out before I call the cops." My boss was standing gobsmacked and a few customers started saying she was injured until the person that saw her kick the sign pointed out that she had witnessed it and her slip was staged.
@@NewPaulActs17considering that jake made fun of the second guy being wrong, I would hope AI is saying the irony that the second guy said the first guy was bad at math, when it was himself all along.
@@OmniscientWarrior I think she is just not a native english speaker hence why she does not know some basic English terms and the difference between a county and a country. She may not know the English terms for them. I know she said she is from liverpool but there are many spanish speaking families and other families in liverpool and more than 51.9% of the population speaks other languages. She may just be new to English and is trying to learn it. Either that or she did not get a proper education ever before in her life. She does not seem to lack intelligence but seems to lack proper basic education. Well she did make point for more public education in Liverpool
it's a channel called McDojo, like Mcdonald's but displaying all the fake martial arts dojo. You were right in that the guy looked like he was having a stroke
10:49 I've had this happen at my girlfriend's house. I'm nowhere near as buff as that guy, but my GF and her sister who was there are around 53kg and I'm 108kg. They put this juice on the table I thought I'd try. I opened it and like 15 mins later they admitted that they thought I wouldn't be able to. They'd done all kinds of stuff to try to open it. Bonus tip for girls: If you want attention from a guy, ask him for a small favor he can complete right there and then with minimal investment. If he has any interest he'll now be focused on you. Look at the guy's face in the video. He's so happy he's able to help and it's not like she's asking him to repair her car or computer etc. Simple and small favor.
That pizza math question one: I’ve had pretty much exactly that happen, it took using visual aids (the snacks from my own backpack) to demonstrate. “If you eat 5/6th of these Goobers, and I eat 4/6th of these meat sticks, I have eaten more than you because the meat sticks are larger.” Wasn’t the only time that math teacher had issues with thinking bigger fraction meant bigger number either. Spent a second entire class time the next day demonstrating how 1/2 of 2 is less than 1/4 of 8 after they marked everybody wrong on a worksheet. This was the same one that earlier in the year it took the class an entire class to get them to realize that the teacher’s edition answer key had a misprint, imagine an entire class room of 11 yo kids having to explain, with calculators and even visual aids, to the teacher that 4+5 doesn’t equal 8.
I just want to clarify that the mcdojolife's mc is the same as McDonald's, and a mcdojo is a dojo that doesn't teach you real martial arts or does a bad job trying to do so
7:23 Their map is missing 6 or 7 states (depending on if you count Nevada being labeled), and have misplaced at least 3 others. If we gave 2% for every correct state and 1% for labeled states in the wrong spot, and also gave 4% free for Alaska and Hawaii, their grade would be at best 85%, and it only gets worse from there.
fun fact: at 9:40 the same thign happened in the philippines, a family bought a bucket of chicken joy and saw one of the chickens looked like a towel, they grabbed it and opened it and confirmed that it was ineed a towel :)
We hired a woman once to work in the deli. Which is the position she applied for. She then refused to make a turkey sandwich because she's a vegan and won't touch the meat. She ended up being a dishwasher, then too much meat on the baking sheets. She doesn't work here anymore. 😒
@@ChocoCatChat It wouldn’t surprise me if they did. At least in America where I live, the school will either power trip then ban something they don’t like or the PTA decides to ban something without hindsight because one bad thing happened with whatever they wanna ban. Especially bad with overprotective and religious parents rioting about inane bs they saw at the school.
Jake asking about the cat getting skunked reminds me of a Porter Wagoner song..."Wake up Jacob, turn on the light. Did you ever see a man in a polecat fight? Turn on the light and let me in, wake up Jacob let me in."
9:00 For Jake, The channels is McDojolife (Mc said McDonald’s), the whole point of this channel is to cover fake martial arts and what their “training” is like, with a bit of light commentary. I personally find this channel hilarious and recommend you check it out. Sincerely, a fan of yours 😁👍
creo que confunden la península ibérica con España, los estadounidenses están muy acostumbrados a llamar a su propio país con el nombre del continente xd
8:43 "We are looking for a old frail human with a stick, Intelligence has information that he is a Jedi." "Hay look, a human with a stick and he looks very old." "Yeah, he does look pretty frail, no wander he needs a stick." "Old Frail Man with a Stick?! That's The Jedi!!"
The “banned Backpack” was a fun school day for the kids. They could use anything but a backpack to carry their school stuff that day. Local high school to me had a day like this
In the field of psychology, The "Dunning-Kruger Effect" is a type of cognitive bias where people with little expertise or ability assume they have superior expertise or ability. This overestimation occurs as a result of the fact that they don't have enough knowledge to know they don't have enough knowledge.
4:08 - How? Her center of gravity is so low, falling face-first into anything should be impossible. I'd have assumed with that distribution of mass, she would have self-corrected her orientation, like those inflatable punching bags for kids with sand at the bottom. That clown should have just popped right back up. Can a physicist weigh in? I'm completely befuddled.
@@ryansampson8510 ....uh that's literally the point of it being in therewasanattempt. Pi is 3.14....etc Why were you looking for someone to point it out? I thought physicists were supposed to be smart.
The point is that, someone surely missed that pi = 2.14 is wrong, like the guy who commented in the video, and Jake doesn’t really hint at it, so he and others might have missed it too.
5:37 "How did you end up smelling like skunk in the first place, though?" Seriously, Jake? How do you _think_ people (or pets) end up smelling like skunk? They have a run-in with a skunk, the skunk sprays them in the face with their defensive spray, and then they end up smelling (pungently) like skunk from then on. Spraying attackers with their irritating and bad-smelling spray is the basic idea of how the whole skunk defense mechanism is supposed to work. (Or did you think that skunks just have really bad hygiene?) It actually can happen to cats and dogs on a semi-regular basis in areas with lots of skunks around, when they pick a fight with something they shouldn't and pay the price (and then everybody around them pays for it too).
i dont understand why some people are so against skate boarders... "oh no! they are moving around but on wheels... with probably years of practice! the horror!"
Fun fact: 2:07 is illegal in germany. It's called "Mondpreis" (lit. moon price; a price that only has the purpose of making a discount seem bigger than it actually is.) Consumer protection laws, gotta love em.
Day 534 of reminding Jake he brightens our time at home or whenever. Day 126 of reminding !!pami!! to make October 31 spooky this year with their mother. Day 90 of reminding myself I will stop this chain on 31 Oct this year. Day 85 of reminding anecdoteDog their birthday is on 31 January. Day 82 of wishing Gambare Gambare a fast recovery from their illness. Lamp Cat, please water your lamp (Day 8) This chain is carried over from realjake. Thanks for the consistent uploads, cheese king.
Without looking at the source, I imagine the pianist plays the a few last note on repeat. 6:00 Doesn't it need a crew of "spotters" to make sure that didn't happen? 7:50 In Thailand, the girls were more than meets the eye.
2:20 A supermarket I visit several times a week has extra cooled shelf for offers of the week. On the shelf is a small package of spiced bacon for 1.19 (it's only 5 thin stripes, together 80 g). If you go to the normal shelf where this bacon is usually found, it's still there, priced 0.99. Well, they only said it's a special offer, not that it is a "cheaper than usual offer", so apparently the specialty is that you can now pay 0.20 extra I guess.
9:10 - if you're going to try to con people that you have rad Jedi skillz and can defeat attackers with the power of your mind... at least get someone who can act halfway decently to be your "opponent". I'd love to meet anyone who was actually convinced by this performance... Really, I would.... Y'see, I've got this bridge that I need to sell quickly and I need someone to take it off my hands.... BTW: The bit about wanting to sell someone a bridge was a joke. It's pretty obvious it was a joke, but this is 2022 and this *is* the internet, so I need to put up a clarification that I was *_joking_* and *not actually endorsing* conning people into buying things you don't own.
You should have watched the White woman's rap political ad for her Utah election run. A Black rapper "enhanced" the rapping by professionally producing an alternate version to aid in her election. A great collaboration by a professional Black rapper to help a White middle-aged citizen get elected. I'd say that it was pretty cool 😎.
If you ask me, the skating guy was well within his rights, after all that harassment, to just flip the board, grab it by the end, and full 180 her in the face with it. I don't care if she gets physically damaged from it. It was self defense. Her actions endangered his health/life on multiple occasions. Not wearing a mask aside, running so close to him that one misstep and he'd fall face first on those concrete things. You know. Those that are only wide enough to stop his head from falling, letting the rest of his bodyweight keep going and causing a self curb stomp effect were he to fall face first on em? Neck down paralysis, if not dead on the spot. She deserves to be named, shamed, and given 3 to 5 years probation with the clause that she can't willfully go closer than 15 feet to anyone who even owns a skateboard.
I dressed up as hitler cuz i thought it was funny, the teachers loved it. Every single student did too... I CANT WALK THROUGH THE HALLWAY WITHOUT BEING CALLED HITLE-
7:14 no not at all, Ohio is gone, Nevada is gone, West Virginia has a coast, Vermont is gone, Connecticut is gone, And I count even go into all the problems with the borders but there are a lot
2:29 honestly props to the other girls for actually teaching her something she clearly doesnt know. i know its almost unbelievable she doesn't know these things but there are oblivious people.
she might not have been that intelligent, but at least she tried her best to learn about things. which is a lot better than alot of stupid people
What the hell is a county? Heard of it but we've never used it anywhere, at all where I'm from
There's another video of that girl where she shot down this man for making her look dumb because she doesn't know some very specific science fact. The way she did it was pretty cool. I think she's actually pretty smart in my opinion.
@@prediculous8059 It's just a large area that can have multiple towns and cities. Each has its own council and postcode. They're similar to US states except they all share the same laws.
@@Lduck2 They are nothing like US states, they're like US counties.
"how did u end up smelling like skunk anyway"
well Jake... there is this animal called a skunk, they live outdoors and tend to spray other animals when feeling threatened. Would seem likely the cat was outside, and found (brace yourself for this mind blower) a skunk
Impossible.
To be fair, Jake's videos are very suited for facepalm threads.
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Tomato juice takes the skunk smell away better than water does.
Naahhh that’s 🧢
Well, a parking ticket is still less bad than what could've happened driving home drunk.
Ok but here's the thing: Now that he has the memory of getting punished anyways for taking an Uber, his drunk self will just think "Nah I won't call an Uber since I'll get fined, and I've never crashed driving drunk before, so what could go wrong?"
Parking tickets like that straight up encourages drunk driving. Remember, the guy making decisions is DRUNK, he isn't thinking straight. No need to give them more things to think about.
@@novastar6112 Or you know, he could take an Uber to get there (or anything other than driving himself a car) if he plans on drinking. Stop infantilizing adults lol
Since when do you do PSAs, Starscream?
@@fernandofuentesmoreno5149 Maybe he didn't plan on drinking but ended up doing it anyway? Not everything is as black and white as you're trying to make it
@@itsafunnyoldworld I see, so he was forced to drink? He just couldn't resist himself? There is something called self-control, an adult should be able to stick to their decision not to drink for a night (if that's a decision they made at all). Quite honestly, if you don't have that much self-control when you're sober then maybe you shouldn't be drinking at all. So yeah, stop infantilizing adults.
The mcdojo one is someone using "aura manipulation" to defend against someone trying to grab a stick. The club isn't called McDojo, it's just bunch of people exposing bullshit martial arts. Pretty funny stuff.
imagine if they were called Mcdojo, and they were funded by McDonald's.
@St. Haborym that's actually happened, search on CZcams for chi master trained MMA fighter. Or something like that. This "chi" master was like, it's not fake, I challenge anyone to come and challenge me, I'll even give them money if I lose. First hit receives, he goes down like a sack of potatoes. Glorious.
yeah, it's bullshito
@St. Haborym Nah they always have an explination for it. Its never anything really meaningful, but its enough that the desperate people they steal from can latch onto it and believe it still works
George Dillman has had some great ones, including at one point saying that the guy's tongue was in the wrong position.
Or 'It only works on about 45% of people' (because THAT'S what you want in a self-defense method - something that doesn't even affect more than half the population) or just flat out saying "it wont work if you're unwilling to believe."
3:50 suddenly I'm not so embarrassed about my resume anymore
If you're willing to work with mayonnaise you got the job.
"Authorized to work in the US of A" 😭
5:45 "How do you end up smelling like skunk in the first place?"
I don't know. Maybe it was a wizard that did it. Or maybe it was exploring the secret lair of the stink troll.
Or maybe it was sprayed by a skunk.🤦♂️
what about that the dog in the background
Skunk wizards, you gotta watch out for those in England.
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karen used all her strength pushing herself back up.
And then attempted assault by lightly thrown stone.
The "backpacks are banned" one is, if I remember, not actually a ban, it's just a no-backpack themed day they had, for fun.
Yep. Bring anything besides a backpack.
So, technically the truth, but just a one day ban. My High School was like that. Pajama day, a backpack "ban" similar to this one and similar shenanigans. I think they still have the Senior Hunt too. When 11th and 12th year students gather on the first Friday of hunting season with their firearms and bows and hunting licenses at about 3 am for a weekend hunting trip.
It started to fade in popularity in the late 70s, but back when my mom was there, it was almost as big as Homecoming. On the Senior Hunt Day, of my Principal's first year on the job, nobody remembered to tell him about it. (Right 😆) So, when he got there at 4 am, he heard a lot of talking in the Quad, went to investigate, and called the police to report a potential violent protest - this was during the tail end of the Vietnam War. The police knew what was happening and decided to spook the kids for fun. Even the Principal thought it was funny when the Sheriff informed that he had egg on his face. They were all good kids and dropped their weapons when the officers started shouting from the hallways around them. Turned into an impromptu two hour long general Gun Safety and Maintenance class.
Redneck fun. 😆
I thought it was because of school shootings tbh
I would believe this if my sister's middle school didn't ban backpacks for 2/3rds of her time there and my school try and pull the same shit.
Technically i was supposed to follow the no backpack rule, but I also biked to school so where the fuck am i supposed to put my shit on the way there.
And you wouldn't believe the excuse they had; it's because backpacks were getting broken into and stuff stolen inside them. That rule lasted a week until officers had to show up on grounds because MORE shit was getting stolen from homebases.
if snopes is to believed, there was actually a ban on backpacks.
“What are we watching?” A scam, Jake. Lmao.
Yo… that woman who got fried paper? I wanna see her throw HANDS.
well you can't expect super glue to hold up to a good twist, and while it's on smooth steel too. it's just not that strong
Oh, trust me, if you get the right glue, and apply it properly, it can actually be _stronger_ than the steel (actually probably aluminum in this case) it's attached to, but yeah, you need to pick the correct glue for the materials you're gluing together.
Things like cyanoacrylates ("superglue") actually are extremely strong in the right applications, but are also pretty weak when applied to metals because they just can't adhere properly to them. If that is what they used (probably), I suspect even a lot of fairly average people would be able to open that if they really tried.
@@foogod4237 Absolutely right. I went down to our machine shop one day to get something fixed and the bloke said "easily done, we'll just glue it". I asked if glue would be strong enough for the job, to which he replied that the majority of times glue fails it's because the wrong glue was chosen and embarked on a 5-minute lecture as to the uses of different glues and what materials they work best with. Learned some valuable lessons that day.
In the south of the USA it's rather easy for a cat to get "skunked". I know skunks live in other areas besides the south, but my experience is there so this is based on that experience. Cats love to go exploring and often experience wild animals. Cats and dogs often don't pay attention to the warning signals of an annoyed skunk in their first experience with the animal they are investigating so get sprayed. Most (but not all) learn from the first experience. With some it takes a 2nd experience to learn to stay away from skunks. I've heard of a rare few dogs that never learn.
My aunt had a dog that got sprayed twice. Normal bathing will NOT get rid of the stink. My aunt would swear that something in the Tomato juice is what would help lessen the smell ... though once it took bathing the dog 3 times with it to get fully rid of the stink.
Cats love fighting skunks.
And dogs are just idiots.
6:25 - Reminds me of the woman who came into the gas station I worked in one morning. Middle of summer here in Adelaide Australia and we had been having a heatwave above 40C (104F) days which lasted over 10 days. However by day 5 of the heatwave the fridges just gave up so we were having to find other means to keeping drinks cool. So I had come up with getting 110L (30 gallon) storage containers and putting ice in them with drinks in them for customers. Now, we had wet floor signs up at the entry point, along with such signage around the containers. Well, this woman had knocked the sign over by the door, had heard it even over the coffee machine I was working on, boss on the main register had a frown on his face. One of my regulars told me she had knocked it. Well, was watching the woman as I made coffee, she came around from the back part of the store, saw the containers, then as she got to where they were placed made out she went ass up on the wet floor and started putting on a performance about her injuries. OF course a few customers went to her aid, the boss was looking uncertain what to do. Me however had just finished a coffee, moved to the middle of the counter and started making a huge fuss going "You alright ma'am..." Of course she's getting helped up and going on about how she is going to sue. I just went "Guess we need to call an ambulance and made for the phone.." She of course starts going on about how she doesnt want me and would have to pay, she wouldnt if her injuries were real since it falls under the store insurance on genuine cases. I just said "You dont want one, then stop with the scam lady because I know for a fact that your slip is fake, you cant claim anything on the store due to the fact you kicked the sign on entry stating there are wet floors, on top of the signs around the containers. We also have witnesses to your performance, now advise you to get out before I call the cops." My boss was standing gobsmacked and a few customers started saying she was injured until the person that saw her kick the sign pointed out that she had witnessed it and her slip was staged.
How did you type this‽!?
@@YLCinnasnail with a keyboard, duh.
The fried paper is supposed to be Zaxby's. When it's not paper, Zaxby's chicken is really good.
Have you tried the zaxby’s fried paper? 🤔
@@thoughtsengineer (Looks around) Just between you and me, that stuff is amazing.
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@@vahigokukirisaki8521 AY DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW
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No
8:35 When the student is already smarter than the teacher.
The video at the end represents the realization stage of how much power you sustain after years of jym
ah yes, the power of JYM
I too would like to have the power of Jym
@@Chemical_Alchemist it's like gym but better
power of jim
Years of his what?
At 8:46, the dojo thing with the stick was pretty much what Steven Segal was doing before he scammed his way into movies.
1:25 He waited his entire life to show he cannot do basic math
The irony
og post's math is good. the reply is wrong- pi is (roughtly) 3.14- but the reply was written as "2" point 14
@@NewPaulActs17 AI meant the person who replied, not the og
@@saku-ra8813 you sure? al doesn't specify
@@NewPaulActs17considering that jake made fun of the second guy being wrong, I would hope AI is saying the irony that the second guy said the first guy was bad at math, when it was himself all along.
@@zenthossohtnez8331yes I meant the guy who said it's "2.14"
When someone is that confused about geography it's time to pull out a map and point things out.
7:41 I see this as an absolute win.
Double prize. Lets go!
I was expecting him to say "what a coincidence me too"
It's good to know,
But I won't have a use for it while you're wearing pants.
As someone that's into futa and other degenerate things I see this as an absolute win.
As a bisexual, I see this as an absolute win
And all the Bi and Pansexual people rejoiced across the land that day...
An entire 20 minute conversation that could have been solved in 60 seconds by pointing at a map.
But she does have a valid point ... But that point is why we should allow for very late term abortions
@@OmniscientWarrior So we can settle on the 39th trimester then?
@@OmniscientWarrior I think she is just not a native english speaker hence why she does not know some basic English terms and the difference between a county and a country. She may not know the English terms for them. I know she said she is from liverpool but there are many spanish speaking families and other families in liverpool and more than 51.9% of the population speaks other languages. She may just be new to English and is trying to learn it. Either that or she did not get a proper education ever before in her life. She does not seem to lack intelligence but seems to lack proper basic education. Well she did make point for more public education in Liverpool
it's a channel called McDojo, like Mcdonald's but displaying all the fake martial arts dojo. You were right in that the guy looked like he was having a stroke
10:49 I've had this happen at my girlfriend's house. I'm nowhere near as buff as that guy, but my GF and her sister who was there are around 53kg and I'm 108kg.
They put this juice on the table I thought I'd try. I opened it and like 15 mins later they admitted that they thought I wouldn't be able to. They'd done all kinds of stuff to try to open it.
Bonus tip for girls: If you want attention from a guy, ask him for a small favor he can complete right there and then with minimal investment. If he has any interest he'll now be focused on you.
Look at the guy's face in the video. He's so happy he's able to help and it's not like she's asking him to repair her car or computer etc. Simple and small favor.
9:05 this is so fake that even my cardboard lamborgini will seem totally legit.
That pizza math question one: I’ve had pretty much exactly that happen, it took using visual aids (the snacks from my own backpack) to demonstrate. “If you eat 5/6th of these Goobers, and I eat 4/6th of these meat sticks, I have eaten more than you because the meat sticks are larger.”
Wasn’t the only time that math teacher had issues with thinking bigger fraction meant bigger number either. Spent a second entire class time the next day demonstrating how 1/2 of 2 is less than 1/4 of 8 after they marked everybody wrong on a worksheet.
This was the same one that earlier in the year it took the class an entire class to get them to realize that the teacher’s edition answer key had a misprint, imagine an entire class room of 11 yo kids having to explain, with calculators and even visual aids, to the teacher that 4+5 doesn’t equal 8.
I just want to clarify that the mcdojolife's mc is the same as McDonald's, and a mcdojo is a dojo that doesn't teach you real martial arts or does a bad job trying to do so
7:23 Their map is missing 6 or 7 states (depending on if you count Nevada being labeled), and have misplaced at least 3 others. If we gave 2% for every correct state and 1% for labeled states in the wrong spot, and also gave 4% free for Alaska and Hawaii, their grade would be at best 85%, and it only gets worse from there.
hey that's still a B isn't it
85% is pretty good
Georgia is above Florida
They forgot ohio lmao
The southeast is a complete fail except for Florida, and the midwest is a bt iffy. But I gotta say, I probably couldn't do better freehand.
fun fact: at 9:40 the same thign happened in the philippines, a family bought a bucket of chicken joy and saw one of the chickens looked like a towel, they grabbed it and opened it and confirmed that it was ineed a towel :)
brooooo i can relate to the piano page turner at the start. I lost my phone to that dang crack between the cover and the actual piano box thing.
The kid is going places 4:45
Not in an art school, but places :))
Hopefully not politics, but places.
I sure he'll be heiling a taxi soon.
What is it with Karens and skateboards???
Nobody can have fun in their presence because they are miserable...clearly.
And what exactly did she achieve from this incident? Nothing lol
We hired a woman once to work in the deli. Which is the position she applied for. She then refused to make a turkey sandwich because she's a vegan and won't touch the meat. She ended up being a dishwasher, then too much meat on the baking sheets. She doesn't work here anymore. 😒
2:29
So… if Britains start talking shit about Americans not knowing geography we can just play this clip?
Pretty sure a beaver dam is still more effective than a twig.
@@fiyahquacker2835 The only reason we can't remember other parts of the world is because they're forgettable
@@floridaskeleton6507 You probably shouldn't be attempting to mock anyone's intelligence considering you call Brits, "Britains".
@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme ok, Britain (:
Why the hell did they ban BACKPACKS of all things! That school is wack and all other schools that ban the stupidest things are wack.
I don't think they banned it actually. I'm pretty sure its like a trend.
But if they did ban backpacks, what the heck...?
@@ChocoCatChat It wouldn’t surprise me if they did. At least in America where I live, the school will either power trip then ban something they don’t like or the PTA decides to ban something without hindsight because one bad thing happened with whatever they wanna ban. Especially bad with overprotective and religious parents rioting about inane bs they saw at the school.
Never really liked backpacks much prefered duffle bags.
@@fiyahquacker2835 I myself enjoy messenger bags.
Banned backpacks cause they can hold guns. I guess trash cans and strollers can't hold guns though.
I enjoy reading answers kids and teens give to questions that aren't the "correct" answer, but technically they're right
Yeah, if only they weren't faked
Jake asking about the cat getting skunked reminds me of a Porter Wagoner song..."Wake up Jacob, turn on the light. Did you ever see a man in a polecat fight? Turn on the light and let me in, wake up Jacob let me in."
@1:39 Lol at Jake's hillbilly accent 😆
9:00 For Jake,
The channels is McDojolife (Mc said McDonald’s), the whole point of this channel is to cover fake martial arts and what their “training” is like, with a bit of light commentary. I personally find this channel hilarious and recommend you check it out.
Sincerely, a fan of yours 😁👍
2:58 As a Spanish person, ig now I'm from the UK idk
creo que confunden la península ibérica con España, los estadounidenses están muy acostumbrados a llamar a su propio país con el nombre del continente xd
That dojo thing is one of those fake dojo things where they claim to use chi to defeat their opponents with psychic energy.
8:43 "We are looking for a old frail human with a stick, Intelligence has information that he is a Jedi."
"Hay look, a human with a stick and he looks very old."
"Yeah, he does look pretty frail, no wander he needs a stick."
"Old Frail Man with a Stick?! That's The Jedi!!"
7:27 Hey I’ll give ‘em an A for effort.
The “banned Backpack” was a fun school day for the kids. They could use anything but a backpack to carry their school stuff that day. Local high school to me had a day like this
"Is he having a stroke?" LOLOLOL🤣🤣🤣
3:22 I can’t believe, a group of people talking about geography that aren’t all geographically illiterate!
In the field of psychology, The "Dunning-Kruger Effect" is a type of cognitive bias where people with little expertise or ability assume they have superior expertise or ability. This overestimation occurs as a result of the fact that they don't have enough knowledge to know they don't have enough knowledge.
1:20 π is 3.14.
There was an attempt to correct someone
4:08 - How? Her center of gravity is so low, falling face-first into anything should be impossible. I'd have assumed with that distribution of mass, she would have self-corrected her orientation, like those inflatable punching bags for kids with sand at the bottom. That clown should have just popped right back up. Can a physicist weigh in? I'm completely befuddled.
The Hitler one was hilarious.
2:00 she's basically just saying there's gonna be less government regulation and that she doesn't like lgbt
There was an attempt to prove Pi is 2.14 not 3.14 😂😂😂
I was scrolling through the comments waiting to see if anyone would point that out. My physicist brain did a double take on that one.
The facepalm i did when he showed that really hurts
@@ryansampson8510 ....uh that's literally the point of it being in therewasanattempt. Pi is 3.14....etc
Why were you looking for someone to point it out? I thought physicists were supposed to be smart.
Jonshy Sakaki yes. That's the point. Congratulations.
The point is that, someone surely missed that pi = 2.14 is wrong, like the guy who commented in the video, and Jake doesn’t really hint at it, so he and others might have missed it too.
5:37 they need to use tomato juice
5:37 "How did you end up smelling like skunk in the first place, though?" Seriously, Jake? How do you _think_ people (or pets) end up smelling like skunk? They have a run-in with a skunk, the skunk sprays them in the face with their defensive spray, and then they end up smelling (pungently) like skunk from then on. Spraying attackers with their irritating and bad-smelling spray is the basic idea of how the whole skunk defense mechanism is supposed to work. (Or did you think that skunks just have really bad hygiene?)
It actually can happen to cats and dogs on a semi-regular basis in areas with lots of skunks around, when they pick a fight with something they shouldn't and pay the price (and then everybody around them pays for it too).
7:56 bro re-programmed himself and decided "fuck it, we balling"
4:27 look at that 2 trash cans on the ground
"Haha. Trash!"
I had to go to bed 3 hours ago
Man should be snoozing rn
I have to go to bed now cause test ;-;
What time zone are you from its 17:09 what is the time for you
@@squareguy5353 Valid. I'm in school atm 🤣
I’m assuming ur not the uk because I just left school lol
i dont understand why some people are so against skate boarders... "oh no! they are moving around but on wheels... with probably years of practice! the horror!"
Fun fact: 2:07 is illegal in germany.
It's called "Mondpreis" (lit. moon price; a price that only has the purpose of making a discount seem bigger than it actually is.)
Consumer protection laws, gotta love em.
Day 534 of reminding Jake he brightens our time at home or whenever.
Day 126 of reminding !!pami!! to make October 31 spooky this year with their mother.
Day 90 of reminding myself I will stop this chain on 31 Oct this year.
Day 85 of reminding anecdoteDog their birthday is on 31 January.
Day 82 of wishing Gambare Gambare a fast recovery from their illness.
Lamp Cat, please water your lamp (Day 8)
This chain is carried over from realjake. Thanks for the consistent uploads, cheese king.
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call me son if u want to undo my mom
Without looking at the source, I imagine the pianist plays the a few last note on repeat.
6:00 Doesn't it need a crew of "spotters" to make sure that didn't happen?
7:50 In Thailand, the girls were more than meets the eye.
That's a really helpful video at 8:45
If you're fighting a suicidal piece of string!
Just left Ohio of the map. We get no love
there's nothing in ohio but football and corn, I can understand why they forgot it
2:20 A supermarket I visit several times a week has extra cooled shelf for offers of the week. On the shelf is a small package of spiced bacon for 1.19 (it's only 5 thin stripes, together 80 g). If you go to the normal shelf where this bacon is usually found, it's still there, priced 0.99. Well, they only said it's a special offer, not that it is a "cheaper than usual offer", so apparently the specialty is that you can now pay 0.20 extra I guess.
6:59 was a slippin jimmy moment fr fr
9:50 "They're not about to like me."
Something tells me that they didn't like her to begin with.
7:23 that map is genuinely awful - An actual American
I am deeply offended that he said my country is part of the UK because of Gibraltar
Every once in a while, I come back to this channel to watch these old memories
9:10 - if you're going to try to con people that you have rad Jedi skillz and can defeat attackers with the power of your mind... at least get someone who can act halfway decently to be your "opponent".
I'd love to meet anyone who was actually convinced by this performance...
Really, I would....
Y'see, I've got this bridge that I need to sell quickly and I need someone to take it off my hands....
BTW: The bit about wanting to sell someone a bridge was a joke. It's pretty obvious it was a joke, but this is 2022 and this *is* the internet, so I need to put up a clarification that I was *_joking_* and *not actually endorsing* conning people into buying things you don't own.
I know it's prolly weird for me to ask this
But does anyone know why Jake suddenly stopped recording his faces reaction in these vids?
Something about his camera set up because he just moved, his video formats or his health.
@@myouniverse0613 oh ok, thanks
@@myouniverse0613 hmm, I just figured he couldn’t get those panels back up and was tired of being told that they were down
2:29
Aaah yes, it’s cool to drive through 3 countries every day to get to school
Really can't control were the City
puts the trash.
1:56
I DONT KNOW WHAT 'rapping for jesus' IS AND IM TOO SCARED TO SEARCH IT UP
That Utah District 12 woman is the new rapping for jesus.
the part of the math page was the reason i love learning thing. so i was above teacher's level sometimes
5:40. I know this is 3 months old. But cats can be curious and go where they shouldn't. And get sprayed by Skunk.
You should have watched the White woman's rap political ad for her Utah election run. A Black rapper "enhanced" the rapping by professionally producing an alternate version to aid in her election.
A great collaboration by a professional Black rapper to help a White middle-aged citizen get elected.
I'd say that it was pretty cool 😎.
8:45 Ah yes, the ancient art of Bullshido
If you ask me, the skating guy was well within his rights, after all that harassment, to just flip the board, grab it by the end, and full 180 her in the face with it. I don't care if she gets physically damaged from it. It was self defense. Her actions endangered his health/life on multiple occasions. Not wearing a mask aside, running so close to him that one misstep and he'd fall face first on those concrete things. You know. Those that are only wide enough to stop his head from falling, letting the rest of his bodyweight keep going and causing a self curb stomp effect were he to fall face first on em? Neck down paralysis, if not dead on the spot. She deserves to be named, shamed, and given 3 to 5 years probation with the clause that she can't willfully go closer than 15 feet to anyone who even owns a skateboard.
7:40 there was an attempt to practice acceptance
7:40 …. that’s actually adorable…. i’d call that a success….
5:40 water makes the skunk smell go allover the body. I'm pretty sure baking powder is the way to do it.
She obviously tripped over her rolls 4:31
Um, pi is 3.14, not 2.14. I guess the second poster waited his whole life to be proven incorrect.
Isn't that the whole point of that post? That the one who commented attempted to correct the op but didn't know what pi is?
Yeah we know that's why it's in the video
@@tomi-Q True, but usually Jake points it out to be obvious.
@@LearnAboutFlow I commented its value too because Jake didn't point it out
@@tomi-Q What you didn't see there was an attempt to be a cheapskate. ;)
3:23 That's the Iberian peninsula. Gibraltar neighbors Spain.
7:05 Pretty good, but I love how they forgot New Mexico existed xD.
In best trump voice " when you are this powerful at Martial arts , you can stop people just by thinking about it "
9:32 Jollibee toweljoy throwback
Rapping for jesus was a joke meant to provoke. it was fake but apperently very convinsing
I dressed up as hitler cuz i thought it was funny, the teachers loved it. Every single student did too... I CANT WALK THROUGH THE HALLWAY WITHOUT BEING CALLED HITLE-
5:27 would be funny if she got even more and show it to him
3:22 Are they Love Islanders? She matches the intellectual profile of a Love Islander
7:14 no not at all, Ohio is gone, Nevada is gone, West Virginia has a coast, Vermont is gone, Connecticut is gone, And I count even go into all the problems with the borders but there are a lot
Just go with it 8:00
The guy trying to take this stick had me rolling
4:00 this explains the wage gap
A restaurant that fries paper?! Oh hell no!
thank god that map didnt include ohio 7:15. better left out than in
That USA map is also missing kentucky, which as a uk resident I only remember cus it looks like a chicken leg
5:37 OMG 😭😭😭
Hey! Rapping for Jesus is one of the grand pillars this society is built upon lmao