STANDING HERE I REALIZE

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  • čas přidán 28. 01. 2022
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  • @r_redjk7
    @r_redjk7 Před 2 lety +7286

    kids going places

  • @kingbidoof7619
    @kingbidoof7619 Před 2 lety +8788

    "why won't you die"
    "Christmas spirit, son. It hardens in response to naughty children. You can't hurt me Jack"

    • @Marco-vn1db
      @Marco-vn1db Před 2 lety +137

      Jahahahhahah

    • @Buck3t567
      @Buck3t567 Před 2 lety +313

      *proceeds to punch him with all his might*
      WHAT DID I JUST SAY

    • @Sun_Disciple456
      @Sun_Disciple456 Před 2 lety +291

      Making the mother of all Christmas cookies can’t fret over every egg

    • @riolusanchez
      @riolusanchez Před 2 lety +196

      hardens in response to children???

    • @kingbidoof7619
      @kingbidoof7619 Před 2 lety +131

      @@riolusanchez I knew I would get. Response Like this but shocked that it took this long

  • @FaustusSeven
    @FaustusSeven Před 2 lety +5587

    Strongest santa denier vs weakest christmas enjoyer

  • @pedrojuan8050
    @pedrojuan8050 Před 2 lety +2120

    Boy acting gangsta until the Santa doll says :
    "Alright, my turn!"

  • @Lunar-fg7xo
    @Lunar-fg7xo Před 2 lety +2691

    “COAL JACK! IT RESPONDS TO BAD CHILDREN!”

  • @gimersh
    @gimersh Před 2 lety +1697

    Making the mother of all presents, Jack. Can't fred about every toy!

    • @dustirlmp2279
      @dustirlmp2279 Před rokem +44

      Not when you’re purging the naughty right?

    • @dynomite9524
      @dynomite9524 Před rokem +44

      What do you know about being naughty? You were never given coal, struggling to get an Xbox for christmas!

    • @mtmq8137
      @mtmq8137 Před 5 měsíci +24

      ​@@dynomite9524-But you did get that xbox! Through sheer force of will, following YOUR OWN sets of morals!
      With your own two hands, you were able to hold the controller!

    • @Real__korea417
      @Real__korea417 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@mtmq8137and now im going to take yours

    • @monsterkingadversity6662
      @monsterkingadversity6662 Před 3 měsíci +1

      This comment chain sent me 🤣😂

  • @greyknight9621
    @greyknight9621 Před 2 lety +1032

    I like how he charged up his first punch like a smash attack

  • @icantfindaname2130
    @icantfindaname2130 Před rokem +374

    "how are you not dying"
    "Air machine son"

    • @sammas6434
      @sammas6434 Před měsícem +3

      Its response to carbon dioxide!

  • @butterflyenjoyer230
    @butterflyenjoyer230 Před 2 lety +449

    "MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL PRESENTS HERE JACK! CANT FRET OVER EVERY NAUGHTY CHILD!"

  • @bobbyfirmansyah8580
    @bobbyfirmansyah8580 Před 2 lety +399

    "Been working in Toy Factory Jack.."
    "Yeah.. at some Chineese low quality toy factory"
    "Could gone premium quality, but too many goodboy to give gift too,,"

    • @EternallyDoomed
      @EternallyDoomed Před rokem +9

      Should’ve inserted “try toys r us” in the middle between the china sentence and the premium one lol

    • @cheesentman1515
      @cheesentman1515 Před rokem +10

      DONT FUCK WITH THIS HOLIDAY

    • @thechosenone7400
      @thechosenone7400 Před 9 měsíci +8

      “I’m not one of those naughty people”
      “I could break the elf’s in two, WITH MY BARE HANDS”

  • @goofyah153
    @goofyah153 Před 2 lety +215

    Amber heard: ”It wasnt a punch i just hit you!”
    The hit:

  • @rebeccadavis3185
    @rebeccadavis3185 Před 2 lety +463

    Darn that kid has fast arms

    • @viktoriyagereluk8463
      @viktoriyagereluk8463 Před 2 lety +15

      I think it's sped up because you can see as the lights flash faster when he starts beating up Santa than before.

    • @berserker706
      @berserker706 Před 2 lety +54

      @@viktoriyagereluk8463 oh really??!?!!! I didn't know that, I'm 100% sure that nobody knew that at all either. THANKS SHERLOCK 👍

    • @Some_Electric_Boi
      @Some_Electric_Boi Před 2 lety +12

      @@viktoriyagereluk8463 The joke flew completely over your head

    • @rogeliojaimes121
      @rogeliojaimes121 Před 2 lety +8

      @@viktoriyagereluk8463 Damn bro I legit thought that kid was punching faster than light thanks for explaining it I can sleep easier now

    • @proplayergamingyt9718
      @proplayergamingyt9718 Před 2 lety +2

      @@viktoriyagereluk8463 yes bro it is

  • @moonsteel4096
    @moonsteel4096 Před 2 lety +218

    He put santa on the naughty list

  • @tibbytibbs8412
    @tibbytibbs8412 Před 2 lety +32

    that Santa is about to make the mother of all omlets

  • @DynoSkrimisher
    @DynoSkrimisher Před 2 lety +158

    I love his wind up

  • @ljaythewaffle
    @ljaythewaffle Před rokem +13

    This kid is not getting any presents for Xmas, but it was worth it.

  • @JRH9468
    @JRH9468 Před rokem +15

    "kids are cruel, Jack, and I'm very in touch with my inner child"

  • @_Lodii
    @_Lodii Před 2 lety +102

    I like how he loaded that punch

  • @BigSmartCo.
    @BigSmartCo. Před 2 lety +37

    We're making a mother of all Christmases here jack, can't fret over every lump of coal.

  • @slimewipe
    @slimewipe Před 2 lety +23

    “Making the mother of all naughty lists, Jack. Cant fret over every kid.”

  • @cyberkhu7949
    @cyberkhu7949 Před 2 lety +108

    I am so proud of you,son.
    -Armstrong

  • @thederpyhenchmen2946
    @thederpyhenchmen2946 Před 2 lety +15

    *Nanomachines, Son*

  • @ChesterManfred
    @ChesterManfred Před rokem +9

    *The funniest part is how he misses that combo chain*

  • @aidensavickas9227
    @aidensavickas9227 Před 2 lety +1045

    POV: Santa gave him coal when he was a good boy the whole year.
    Edit: holy heck that’s a lot of likes, thanks guys.

  • @ananousous
    @ananousous Před rokem +20

    "Making the mother of all deliveries, Jack! Can't fret over every present"

  • @joaohenriquealbuquerquedas3541

    "Air balloon, son. It inflates in response to air. You can't defeat me, Jack!"

  • @supershotgun5300
    @supershotgun5300 Před rokem +2

    THE MEMES JACK THEY MAKE US IMMORTAL

  • @dafurious6457
    @dafurious6457 Před 2 lety +23

    “Making the mother of all omelets here, Jack! Can’t fret over every egg!”

  • @GATOS11116
    @GATOS11116 Před 2 lety +43

    YAAAAAAA, *punches santa* STANDING HERE I REALIZE

  • @0XO_L0L
    @0XO_L0L Před rokem +6

    kid: gets coal
    Santa: Oh hey Jack-
    STANDING HERE I REALIZE.

  • @chicken4699
    @chicken4699 Před 2 lety +8

    The kid just wanted a toy car
    Now he is about to turn into a stand

  • @alecto2877
    @alecto2877 Před 6 měsíci +6

    "You didn't bring me my gift, damn old man."

  • @Nikkofandom0fc
    @Nikkofandom0fc Před 2 lety +18

    The kid really went (D)oraoraora mode

  • @lloydtck9515
    @lloydtck9515 Před 2 lety +12

    Santa’s gonna be afraid of going by that kid’s house on Christmas night 😂

  • @TheHonoredOne1d
    @TheHonoredOne1d Před rokem +5

    "Making a mother of all naughty list kids can't fret over every coal"

  • @Name1person
    @Name1person Před 2 lety +4

    The wind up 💀

  • @eve_melody
    @eve_melody Před 2 lety +6

    "Making the mother of all holidays here, Jack! Can't fret over every gift!"

  • @luisangelmartinez9265
    @luisangelmartinez9265 Před rokem +2

    The kids are cruel Jack

  • @kamenriderfaiz5558
    @kamenriderfaiz5558 Před rokem +7

    "AAAAAAA" the warcry of a legend

  • @axotolss3919
    @axotolss3919 Před 2 lety +6

    *Making the mother of all presents here boy, can’t fret over wrap*

  • @basil_726
    @basil_726 Před 11 měsíci +3

    "Kids are cruel, jack! "

  • @zombifiedpariah7392
    @zombifiedpariah7392 Před 2 lety +5

    The way he winds his arm up first though 😂

  • @evilcrucian8989
    @evilcrucian8989 Před 2 lety +6

    "Like I said, kids are cruel, Jack, and I'm very in touch with my inner child"

  • @Markm8
    @Markm8 Před 2 lety +3

    I can confirm the wind up dose add dammage, knocked a kid out when i was in elementary with that

  • @yeetmeet9803
    @yeetmeet9803 Před 2 lety +4

    "Plastic, son"

  • @xelgata
    @xelgata Před rokem +2

    that kids got the stamina of a full bred race horse

  • @cheeseburger-__
    @cheeseburger-__ Před rokem +5

    Its so funny when he was charging up an attack before he started rapidly punching the YAAAAAA caught me offguard

  • @dynamic-88
    @dynamic-88 Před rokem +5

    Jack: do I have a love child I don't know about?

  • @konodioda884
    @konodioda884 Před rokem +6

    “If coal is what i get then you my good sir get death…”
    -the kid probably

  • @Speedo-Sound-Sonic
    @Speedo-Sound-Sonic Před rokem +2

    “You can’t hurt me, Jack Frost!”

  • @BrainCatch1
    @BrainCatch1 Před rokem +2

    Bro didn’t get his PS5 for Christmas 💀

  • @user-jb9jk4tv9i
    @user-jb9jk4tv9i Před rokem +3

    アームストロングサンタ終始ボコボコにされてるの面白すぎる

  • @prjectgencide8995
    @prjectgencide8995 Před rokem +3

    Bro that kid going in the naughty list quicker than the speed of sound💀

  • @jb_jam6444
    @jb_jam6444 Před rokem +1

    the build up for that first punch tho

  • @UsaramSev
    @UsaramSev Před rokem +2

    Santa had it coming for giving him coal

  • @vani_201m9
    @vani_201m9 Před rokem +4

    That beat bro oh my god

  • @Domitonk922
    @Domitonk922 Před 2 lety +7

    Pov me and my brother in 4am:

  • @sieliteofilo7941
    @sieliteofilo7941 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Bro is punching Santa for no reason

  • @Goober19871
    @Goober19871 Před rokem +1

    mans started off with a donkey kong charge punch

  • @UNITEDSTATES8238
    @UNITEDSTATES8238 Před rokem +2

    “WHY WONT YOU GIVE ME PRESENTS?!” “You were a naughty boy son. Can’t fret over being naughty”

  • @maciejk5255
    @maciejk5255 Před 2 lety +3

    Kid: Consequtive normal punches...
    Santa: Okay, that was hard but I am still alive-
    Kid *starts getting bald*
    Santa: OH SHI-

  • @kuletmik107
    @kuletmik107 Před rokem +1

    *"you didnt come to my house when it was christmas!"*

  • @determinationincarnation
    @determinationincarnation Před měsícem +2

    Welcome back, senator armstrong.

  • @lilshib7646
    @lilshib7646 Před 2 lety +27

    We’ve all beaten up a blow up doll as a kid and acted like we just killed some evil super villain or won a wrestling match like come on

    • @rogeliojaimes121
      @rogeliojaimes121 Před 2 lety +1

      Come on what? You think we bullying the kid? Hell nah he’s going to be a legend you however are definitely easy pickings if you feel offended by this

    • @lilshib7646
      @lilshib7646 Před 2 lety +7

      @@rogeliojaimes121 no? I’m just trying to be relatable. Never said anything against the kid

    • @maximuswest8681
      @maximuswest8681 Před 2 lety

      It was the plushies for me

  • @YourLocalYter
    @YourLocalYter Před 2 lety +175

    "L- Listen Jimmy! I can explain!"
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
    "Please Jimmy it was a non-negotiable, you were a ba-"
    "JIMMY FUCK OW AAAAAAAA SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE! FUUUU-"

  • @snarffles5687
    @snarffles5687 Před 10 měsíci +1

    “Like the good ole days after Black Friday!.”

  • @jackyrolddoblado5631
    @jackyrolddoblado5631 Před rokem +4

    I love this video very much XD

  • @rosegoldnutter
    @rosegoldnutter Před 2 lety +4

    Pov you just got coal after being nice the whole year

  • @Spagetness
    @Spagetness Před rokem +3

    Santa: “Beat it kid you’ll never get off the naughty list”
    Kid: “ Oh yeah, we’ll see about that” *insert punches*

  • @coconuts5687
    @coconuts5687 Před rokem +2

    “Nano machines son”

  • @archillesatractivo
    @archillesatractivo Před rokem +1

    that kid must be a true metal gear rising fan because the punching speed is so fast

  • @seermayton-el3488
    @seermayton-el3488 Před 2 lety +4

    We're making the mother of all presents here Jack! Can't fret over every bowtie!

  • @JordyLovesFruit
    @JordyLovesFruit Před 2 lety +4

    S T A N D I N G H E R E

  • @neveren7533
    @neveren7533 Před 2 lety +2

    Santa: nanomachines son

  • @abdhulhackul2620
    @abdhulhackul2620 Před 2 lety +1

    Kid so intimidating that the Christmas lights flickered 1000% faster after his scream, and another 1000% after the barrage.

  • @Almuso10
    @Almuso10 Před 2 lety +3

    Legit made my day

  • @joakimandregullaba8390
    @joakimandregullaba8390 Před 2 lety +11

    When santa gave him coal:

  • @mcmilliftw1166
    @mcmilliftw1166 Před 5 měsíci +1

    YOU CANT HURT ME JACK!

  • @DRDANK-rk9pj
    @DRDANK-rk9pj Před rokem +1

    If that kid really sat and did that many... he should be president

  • @lucas_mineirin.4788
    @lucas_mineirin.4788 Před 2 lety +3

    *After the punches*
    Santa Claus Doll: So u have chose, death

  • @chzll7301
    @chzll7301 Před rokem +5

    “Kids are cruel Jack, and I LOOOOVE minors.”
    -Sundowner

  • @43.99npouentoB
    @43.99npouentoB Před 4 měsíci +1

    Air, son! He shrinks and swells when someone try to damage me.

  • @EchoBoomer1987
    @EchoBoomer1987 Před 2 lety +2

    “Could have gone pro if I hadn’t joined the North Pole.”

  • @patriciakyledones461
    @patriciakyledones461 Před 2 lety +4

    That Popeye move 😂

  • @patet4492
    @patet4492 Před 2 lety +4

    That caught me offguard

  • @kiyahj431
    @kiyahj431 Před 2 měsíci +1

    POV:when kids don’t get what they want for Christmas💀💀💀💀💀

  • @tysworld72111
    @tysworld72111 Před rokem +1

    Damn that punch was lethal

  • @Scout71
    @Scout71 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Santa after realizing hes in a prison instead of a house

  • @angelgaspi4774
    @angelgaspi4774 Před 2 měsíci +1

    When you don't getting a Christmas gift
    The kid: SANTA GIVE ME THE GIFT 👿

  • @ammarrifqizulbahrin3068
    @ammarrifqizulbahrin3068 Před 22 dny +1

    Gorebox player: damn he using /revengeance
    Metal gear rising player: damn he using revengeance

  • @insiranomelegal1373
    @insiranomelegal1373 Před rokem +1

    "Making the mothers ot all gifts here jack, can't fret of every box"

  • @nassimkalai7274
    @nassimkalai7274 Před 4 měsíci +1

    when you don't give a kid christmas gift:

  • @Your_local_jojo_fan
    @Your_local_jojo_fan Před 5 měsíci +1

    Kids are cruel Jack and I'm in touch with my inner child
    -sundowner

  • @themanwhosavedtheworld236
    @themanwhosavedtheworld236 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I laughed at this for 5 minutes. Thank you dude

  • @Raccoon_Trash-
    @Raccoon_Trash- Před 2 lety +2

    This kid is gonna be the next Mike Tyson

  • @GetTheMultiverse
    @GetTheMultiverse Před rokem +2

    santa didn’t give him

  • @flyinryan1459
    @flyinryan1459 Před rokem +1

    "Making the mother of all Christmases Jack! Can't fret over every present!"

  • @waret8826
    @waret8826 Před 9 měsíci +1

    He just knew that Santa doesn't exist

  • @Firestone_22
    @Firestone_22 Před rokem +1

    Me when my mom says I can’t have any more Mountain Dew

  • @fazafauzan451
    @fazafauzan451 Před 2 lety +2

    When santa bring cole except an ps5 :