Welp, I read your comment and couldn't hold in the laughter. Now it's your fault and your responsibility to explain to my family why am I laughing non-stop at 5:47 morning.
If the nanomachines harden in response to physical trauma and he can trigger them by flexing than that means armstrongs muscles are so strong that just flexing them causes trauma to that area. Thats lifting goals.
Through my male vocal chords i am provoking vibrations in the air which create a sound to transmit the information to the person who i know from long ago with whom i established a friendship based on trust and respect called Carl Johnson complaining about his inability to follow my instruction of going after the specifid vehicle which consists in a machine that uses thermodynamics to create a rotary movement to displace an undefined amount of wagons on a metallic beam called rail. In other word: "ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!!"
Lol, little dude got game. 🤣 P.s. All I can think of is sgt. Avery Johnson from Halo saying "Oh, I know what the lady's like." Spliced in with "nanomachines son!" Immediately after and I'm dying...... God, I'm dumb.
Well... Everything Armstrong-related has a 99.9% chance of making someone's day. This technique has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!
"Why did you make me do this, Jack? You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! Think, Raiden! You'll see this country crumble to dust and rise again! Everyone, and everything you know will be reborn! What will you have after the 2020 election?"
+Vic Boss ''It's been a long time, Snake'' ''BIG BOSS?!!'' *ACT 6 NANOMACHINES SUN* (Big Boss - Richard Doyle) ''How can you still be alive?!'' *NANOMACHINES, SON... * or should I call ya brother?
Game: BUY NO ADDS FOR ONLY 4.99! 0:00 Me: Wi-Fi I turn it off no adds 0:19 Game: BUY NO ADDS FOR ONLY 4.99! 0:35 Me: turns off Wi-Fi 0:43 Game: NOO 0:43
You can hear actually a bit of Mimir in Armstrong's speeches, since Alastair Duncan is natively Scottish and had to do his best American accent for the character. In fact, I'm pretty sure Mimir is just Duncan's natural voice, with the Scottish-ness just cranked up a bit.
"And how are your glasses still in place! Nanomachines, too?!!" "No, I just got them on this small leather strap my wife bought me, so I would stop losing them."
You just reminded me that Ms. Armstrong is a widow now ;_; I hope Revengeance 2 is about a nano-machine powered Ms. Armstrong getting revenge on Raiden.
***** She would get her ass-kicked, Raiden has more experience, knows how to deal with these "Nanomachine Motherfuckers of Rape, Death and Destruction" And she has no experience at all.
NOBALLS: THE BALLS SO POWERFUL THAT THEY BROKE THROUGH REALITY, AND ARE NOW STUCK IN THE VOID, BUT SOMEHOW CAN MAKE SUPER DESTRUCTIVE *TRUSTS* FROM THE VOID!
Fun fact! Theres a real life material that functions like this, its called sheer thickening fluid. A basic example would be cornstarch and water. Nanoparticles suspended in the fluid, such as silica particles suspended in polyethylene glycol, align with eachother causing the viscosity to dramatically increase in response to impact. This type of fluid is currently being reseached for use it advanced soft body armor
@andilouis8770 we are both right. There are 2 types of non newtonian fluids. Sheer thinning fluids like ketchup and sheer thickening fluid like cornstarch water mixture. Sheer thinning fluids become less viscious whenever Sheer force is applied while Sheer thickening fluids become more viscious.
FeatheredGryphon I know you didn't explain the joke but what I was saying was we already know Goku didn't want to kill Frieza and THAT'S what you were explaining which is just unnecessary.
“You can’t hurt me, Jack” “I don’t think we can go out for drinks anymore” “Wha.... what???? I meant physically, Jack. Mentally..... that’s another story..... I need to sit down for a moment and process this....”
Villain: “Why won’t you die?!” Anime protagonist: “The power of friendship, son. It strengthens when an emotional flashback happens. You can’t kill me!”
"Why won't you cry?!" "Nanomachines son, they harden in response to emotional trauma. You can't hurt me Jack." Edit: Me to Jack as I'm fighting Armstrong on Revengance difficulty: "Why won't you dodge?!" "Animations son, they won't cancel in response to regular inputs. You can't move me." *Tries to dodge as the punch animation continues* "What did I just say?" 0:42
When that one person cheats in Fortnite and they don't die after being downed The other player: 0:04 When the main character's plot armor kicks in The villain: 0:04 Akaza: *Survives getting his head chopped off* Tanjiro and Giyuu: 0:04
Masochism, son. I harden in response to physical trauma.
lol
I laughed so hard that I woke up my little brother.
Welp, I read your comment and couldn't hold in the laughter. Now it's your fault and your responsibility to explain to my family why am I laughing non-stop at 5:47 morning.
You can and should hurt me, Jack.
Merc damnit i snorted so loud I startled my dogs -and my mom- from their sleep 😂
How does EA get so much money?
MICROTRANSACTIONS, SON
Literally 2hrs ago lol
THEY MULTIPLY IN RESPONSE TO ECONOMICAL TRAUMA, YOU CAN’T BANKRUPT ME, JACK
Nanotransactions, son
WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
Yes
When your nanomachinesons can make you immune to damage and heal super-fast, but can't fix your eyesight.
But most of us dont wear glasses or lenses because our eyes are damaged
Negative or positive power is something different
I'm pretty sure putting machines in your eyes would do them more harm than good.
@@CeHee123At that point you may as well just replace your eyes with machines
@@LabMattinteresting fact Armstrong just kept them on cuz he wanted. later he took them off revealing his nanomachine infused eyes which were red
He probably just wears them for show, like me.
3D glasses with the lenses poked out to make us look smarter. 🤓
"Why are you still relevant?!!"
"Memes son"
The DNA of the soul
They shape our will
Our culture - - they are everythig we pass on
But they can't harden against emotional trauma.
*You're adopted*
Oof
"You have a cancer"
Your parents don't love you
D':
We never get half life 3
"How the hell did you get elected?"
"Nanovotes, son!"
"They harden in response to political drama!"
Raiden: "How the hell did you get elected?"
Trump: "NANOMEMES, SON"
imho voting machines sounds better but yeah its cool :D
Sounds like modi
@@_-_FARHANALI Haan toh Pakistan Jaa ke mar.
That's a reddit gold.
If the nanomachines harden in response to physical trauma and he can trigger them by flexing than that means armstrongs muscles are so strong that just flexing them causes trauma to that area. Thats lifting goals.
Like I said Raiden is jack but the senator is JACKED!
Flexing your muscles puts tension on them and can tear them slightly. It's possible to work out just by tensing your muscles
@@Leto_0actually technically speaking all forms of exercise or weight lighting would be considered flexing the muscle
Armstrong is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical
What if Raiden steals his glasses?
Nice one, because armstrong has the same voice actor as mimir
you're so right
@@grimtunes3527 NO FUCKING WAY
I JUST LOOKED ON GOOGLE AND WTF THEY SOUND NOTHING ALIKE BUT IT'S TRUE
@grimtunes3527 WHAT
"Why won't you talk?!"
"Social anxiety son, we harden in response to human company"
🤣
Relatable🤣🤣🤣
@Owenboy360 *dont*
@Owenboy360
But then wouldn’t that be the opposite of social anxiety?
But you just spoke
Why are your clothes so clean!?
*WASHING MACHINE, SON*
lmao
It cleans deep in response to phyisical grime
You can't stain me jack!
It response to chemical trauma
Why are your toy cars so tiny!?
Micromachines son!
Ok this is good
10 million views, 10 years old, 10/10 game.
The speech he gives during this fight is my favorite in any videogame. It's actually very thought provoking
The ending of MGS2 though. Most profound moment in a video game
@@claytonpetersimes5838 yeah lot of mgs games have good speeches. Probably all of them
we almost went a whole game without nanomachines.....
I know, right!
Phew... Thank goodness! The status quo is restored!
You haven't called the Dok very often I take it?
The Last of Us.
Hehehehe.
It was all predicted by the Patriots....
"They harden in response to physical trauma"
*Jack proceeds to punch him*
"What did I just say?"
Stoopid, you aint even get the chance
What an absolute fucking moron!
*DONT FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR!*
We never said he was smart. Just really skilled
"Why won't Baldur die?"
"NANOMACHINES, BOI. They bless him with invulnerability to all threats, physical OR magical. You can't hurt him, lad."
Jack : "why won't you die?"
Senator: *getting naked
Jack : "oh hell no..."
Iron Man in Infinity War be like
Accurate.
Infinity stones son
"It's nanotech. You like it?"
Except that in his case, they didn't hold up HALF as well.
Thanos be like :
"Why won't you get Banned?!"
"Twitch Simps, son. They harden in response to Sexual Trauma."
"Sexual Trauma"
There is so much *oh no* in that comment.
Heheh.
*Harden*
Simpson lol
"Sexual abstinence"
These nanomachines may protect you from physical trauma but they won't protect you from emotional trauma.
so this is what mimir would do with nanomachines
"You can't hurt me Joel"
*Golf clubs, son!*
HYDROXYCLOROQUIN, SON!
"HOROMONE PILLS, SON!"
Who is joe
Goddayum haha
"Hey dad what are those microscopic robots called?"
0:18
Wholesome
I’m hardening right now
I want this to be my new ringtone
best dad
Its funny because he said the thing
Strongest fast food fan vs weakest apples fan.
-Why won't you die?
-Armament haki, son!
Why am I unable to inflict fatal injury to your person?
Really small mechanical power enhancements my male offspring, you cannot harm me Jackson
Through my male vocal chords i am provoking vibrations in the air which create a sound to transmit the information to the person who i know from long ago with whom i established a friendship based on trust and respect called Carl Johnson complaining about his inability to follow my instruction of going after the specifid vehicle which consists in a machine that uses thermodynamics to create a rotary movement to displace an undefined amount of wagons on a metallic beam called rail.
In other word: "ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!!"
Creeper
@@PtkGaming umm, wut?
@@PtkGaming aww man
@@PtkGaming normie meme
Kid: “hey, what are tiny robots called dad?”
Dad: *“Nanomachines Son!”*
r/technicallythetruth????
@@freddieharper8483 Ik i’m late but why did you have to use a subreddit it wasn’t necessary at all
@@klamar. because redditors think they're cool
@@cloudstrife6911 okay "cloud strife"
@@klamar. does it matter?
my crush put this as his yearbook quote and I could never be more proud of him
Lol, little dude got game. 🤣
P.s. All I can think of is sgt. Avery Johnson from Halo saying "Oh, I know what the lady's like." Spliced in with "nanomachines son!" Immediately after and I'm dying...... God, I'm dumb.
I am so doing that this year
The Gods: why wont you die !!!
Kratos: Spartan Rage son, it hardens in respond to physical trauma
Boy*
EA: WHY WONT YOU DIE?!
Gaben: Nanosales son
They harden in response to more players
OR
They lower in response to less sales
+Leon Smith they harden in response to great deals
nanotransactions
jason jefferson Nanofact: The Son Card Game
They harden in response to financial trauma. You can't bankrupt me, EA!
“Why wont it soften???”
*”VIAGRA, SON!”*
There’s an added layer of fucked to this
They harden in response to childhood trauma
They harden in response to seeing a hot naked woman.
Found it! Found the most cursed comment.
Ha
Bro got yeeted to Mars💀
Kratos: "WHY WONT YOU DIE?!"
Baldur: *"Freya, son, she cursed me with invulnerability to physical trauma! YOU CAN'T HURT ME KRATOS!"*
"You can't hurt me, Jack!"
*Raiden steals his glasses*
"Fuck!"
Lmaooo
What happens if you emotionally hurt him
@@cachalotreal his eyes harden
He'll create nanomachines glasses
@@devineratthemessiah9691 Nanoeyes. Son...
“They harden in response to physical trauma” he says as they harden without any physical trauma
shut
One could argue he's forcing his muscles enough for it to actually be physical trauma.
@@nachomolaolivera7580 interesting
no no he meant physical trauma on the emotional part of his brain stupid he thought about his father leaving him when he said that
@@DangerZone200 well then that would just be emotional trauma lol
Nanomachines son. they make me immune to all threats, physical or magical
But you just said that!
senator armstrong is imune to all things physical or magical
These nanomachines have passed down the Armstrong line for generations, son.
SMAXZO XD
SMAXZO
You made my morning with this line.
Freakin' love Fullmetal Alchemist (at least Brotherhood, haven't seen the original). :3
Shulk the Homs
Thank you. It's nice to make someone's day.
Well... Everything Armstrong-related has a 99.9% chance of making someone's day.
This technique has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!
Shulk the Homs The original isn't as good as brotherhood but it's worth watching. If you do make sure to see the movie after the last episode.
*Armstrong:* NANOMACHINES SON! They harden in response to physical trauma.
*Jack:* Oh shit! I better hit him with more physical trauma!
Jack: I've figured it out. You just need to hit him REALLY hard.
+TheCosaNation That sounds like something Goku would say...
+Pablo Oria Sánchez yes and remember that time you never beat him.
In that case, time for some mental trauma. Someone fetch a copy of Superman 64
+maverickmic OH THE HUMANITY
10 years ago....10 Million views
armstrong upgraded his venom suit to max level
Raiden to Senator Armstrong.
"Whered you get that drink?"
"Vending machine, son"
They dispense drinks in response to financial trauma
@@linkholder you can't dehydrate me, Jack!
I love this comment section
😂😂
Throws drink at jack
@@hirokimura1316 YOU'RE BAT SHIT INSANE.
"Why wont you die?"
"BECAUSE IM BATMAN"
"My muscles harden in response to emotional trauma"
The trick is to say his dead parents names.
Martha
@@bait5257 Why did you say that name!?
@@bait5257 Why did you say that name!?
DIIIOOOOOOOOOOOO
10 years ago
10 million views
10/10 game
perfect
" How can you not get cancelled after saying the n-word? "
" Nanomachines, son. They blacken in response to mental trauma. You can't cancel me, Jack "
Covid: "why won't you die"
Vitamin gummies, son!
They harden to response to physical infection
You can't hurt me, Covid!
@@MaximBG *infection*
What did I just say?
yes
Goddammit I love this
Making the mother of all governments here, covid. Can't fret over every cell!
Raiden: Think Armstrong Think...What will you have after 500 years
Armstrong: Nanomachines son
Also Armstrong: A country ruled by strength, not committee!
Armstrong would be Omni Man in this scenario as would Raiden be Invincible.
@@lepopcornnaisseur546 think jack think what will you have after 500 years
MY TOOL OF JUSTICE
"Why did you make me do this, Jack? You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! Think, Raiden! You'll see this country crumble to dust and rise again! Everyone, and everything you know will be reborn! What will you have after the 2020 election?"
Yeye
Bro has armament haki
Queen Elizabeth to her attempted assassin.
Armstrong: "You can't hurt me, Jack!"
Raiden: "Ok, Foureyes"
*Armstrong starts sobbing*
NANOMACHINES, SON. THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO EMOTIONAL TRAUMA
Magetta (Dragon Ball) > Armstrong
@@SimoneCalloni i don't know who that is
I never thought I would see a BBW Sypha Belnades
That profile picture looks like good material.
Act 1- Liquid Sun
Act 2- Solid Sun
Act 3- Third Sun
Act 4- Twin Suns
Act 5- Old Sun
Act 6- Nanomachines Sun
Act 7- Phantom Sun?
Act 7: Sunny
Act 9: Quiet sun
Act 10: hun in the sun
Act 10: Rising Sun
Extra points for not losing his glasses.
"Why won't you cry!"
"Hahahaha...! Emotional suppression, son! It subdues chemicals in response to metal trauma!"
"No die?!?"
"HAHA! Small machines go hard! No ouch!"
"Why use more word when less do trick?"
"Me No hurt,Jack"
@@annoying_HK_guy "What say me?"
@@WinCla "End time!"
r/DecreasinglyVerbose
Anime villain: Why won’t you die?!
Anime hero: Plot armor son, they give me a bullshit power up in response to physical trauma!
Can we talk about you thumbnail?
KirbyLinkACW No, no we cannot
Not really, when you are on edge of death in a figth, you know give it all, no limits, is kill or be killed.
Cocky-cautios- full power
Adam J. Harper you can destroy them so that there’s literally nothing left of them to regenerate.
Asperger y Vida thx 🙏
What I like the most about this scene is how Raiden gets sent flying like a ragdoll lmao
Little did he know he would become a legendary meme
Oh they 100% knew, let's be honest.
Why am I here?
*CZcams Recommendations* Son
@@aurahero9842 and his pic is Granger from mobile legends bang bang
Oh another mobile legends player
MLBB lol
@@gul20000 Aap bhi ML khelte ho bhai sahab XD? Mene chor di filhal
@@anotherone1731 same mene bhi chord di 2 season hogy khele 😂 ID: Ezio666
ACT 6: NANOMACHINES SUN
+Vic Boss Aaaaaahhhh Semen...
+Vic Boss ''It's been a long time, Snake''
''BIG BOSS?!!''
*ACT 6 NANOMACHINES SUN*
(Big Boss - Richard Doyle)
''How can you still be alive?!''
*NANOMACHINES, SON... * or should I call ya brother?
act 7: nanovirginity son
Game: BUY NO ADDS FOR ONLY 4.99! 0:00
Me: Wi-Fi I turn it off no adds 0:19
Game: BUY NO ADDS FOR ONLY 4.99! 0:35
Me: turns off Wi-Fi 0:43
Game: NOO 0:43
thank you video with no context for convincing me to get into mgr all those months ago
"Why won't you sleep?!"
"Coffee machines son! They harden in response to sleep deprivation!
you can't exhaust me, jack
@@acolossalangrybook3169 3 hr ago
@@cg9028 ok
@@acolossalangrybook3169 3w ago
@@odatnarat14 18 minutes ago
THESE NANOMACHINES HAVE BEEN IN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!
First thing that came to my mind too haha. Also, doesn't it remind you of the Ultimate Shield?
ark_ryl Now that I think of it, yeah, it does.
Also, he probably PRAISE THE SUN everyday.
To think all this time Armament Haki was really Nanomachines all this time.
+Eric D. I never thought about it this way
Fun fact: Senator's voice actor is the same voice actor as Mimir from God of War, you may say it's impossible but my source is available to search for
You can hear actually a bit of Mimir in Armstrong's speeches, since Alastair Duncan is natively Scottish and had to do his best American accent for the character. In fact, I'm pretty sure Mimir is just Duncan's natural voice, with the Scottish-ness just cranked up a bit.
looks like a famous bodybuilder from the 90s
Metal Gear fans: why wont you die!
Konami: NANOPACHINKOS SON!
Pachinko machines, son
They harden in response to kojima
To coins and slots*
YUGIOH CARDS, SON! they harden in response to the Banlist!
Peucoman yeah a quick fix to the banlist
"And how are your glasses still in place! Nanomachines, too?!!"
"No, I just got them on this small leather strap my wife bought me, so I would stop losing them."
You just reminded me that Ms. Armstrong is a widow now ;_;
I hope Revengeance 2 is about a nano-machine powered Ms. Armstrong getting revenge on Raiden.
***** She would get her ass-kicked, Raiden has more experience, knows how to deal with these "Nanomachine Motherfuckers of Rape, Death and Destruction" And she has no experience at all.
Raiden has NANOBALLS, son.
Grammar Nazi 1st Reichsleiter Whuzzat? Raiden has "NOBALLS"?
NOBALLS: THE BALLS SO POWERFUL THAT THEY BROKE THROUGH REALITY, AND ARE NOW STUCK IN THE VOID, BUT SOMEHOW CAN MAKE SUPER DESTRUCTIVE *TRUSTS* FROM THE VOID!
Never thiught that Senator Armstrong and Mimur had the same VA but here we are
"WHY WON'T YOU LET ME WATCH THIS VIDEO?"
"Advertisement, son!"
Anime Antagonists: Why won’t you die?!
Main Character: Plot armor, son!
Goku: Dragonballs, son!
Also flashbacks,son !
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Tatsumi the Brave?
@@adamlong6711 Tatsumi: Hey, Akame, can I have some of your plot armor?
Akame: Sorry, can’t talk now! My tragic backstory is acting up again!
@@IsaiahRichards692 that sums up the penultimate episode in a nutshell.
Raiden: "How the hell did you get elected?!"
Armstrong: "Nanomachines, son! They all voted in me".
IN him
o_o
@@gatsbymaguire XD
Wait so he got like 500 Billion votes!
8 billion people on earth? Nah more like 1, the rest of the population counted are his nanomachines
Bruh
welcome to the family, son!
Fun fact! Theres a real life material that functions like this, its called sheer thickening fluid. A basic example would be cornstarch and water. Nanoparticles suspended in the fluid, such as silica particles suspended in polyethylene glycol, align with eachother causing the viscosity to dramatically increase in response to impact. This type of fluid is currently being reseached for use it advanced soft body armor
I hope political debates are like this then
You mean Non-Newtonian Fluids?
@andilouis8770 we are both right. There are 2 types of non newtonian fluids. Sheer thinning fluids like ketchup and sheer thickening fluid like cornstarch water mixture. Sheer thinning fluids become less viscious whenever Sheer force is applied while Sheer thickening fluids become more viscious.
Goku: why won't you die
Frieza: 5 minutes sun
Actually, Goku never wanted to kill him. And was way stronger than Freeza, so after the battle was so disappointed.
15 episodes son
FeatheredGryphon nigga we know it was just a joke don't explain the shit like it's needed
I never explained any joke. You probably doesn't know the word "digression".
FeatheredGryphon I know you didn't explain the joke but what I was saying was we already know Goku didn't want to kill Frieza and THAT'S what you were explaining which is just unnecessary.
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
+John Doe The funny this is, that realistically this probably could surpass metal gear in terms of usefulness
Unskilled it surpassed metal gear. Everyone have nanomachines. Liquid have an metal gear and both was destroyed.
The true commander in chief.
“You can’t hurt me, Jack”
“I don’t think we can go out for drinks anymore”
“Wha.... what???? I meant physically, Jack. Mentally..... that’s another story..... I need to sit down for a moment and process this....”
GAMERS: Why won't you die?!
EA: Microtransactions son!
Nano. NANOTRANSACTIONS SON.
They harden in response to financial trauma
Underated
You can't bankrupt me gamers!
Lmao
Hideo Kojima fans: "Konami, why wont you die!?"
Konami: "Nano machines, son! They harden in response to financial trauma!"
"Microtransactions son!"
You can't bankrupt me fanbase
"Pachinko machines, son!"
MGS survival son!
"Money machines son!"
How do F2P games make so much money?
Microtransactions, son
They multiply in response to economical trauma.
Armstrong: “You do not have haki, Jack.”
"Dad what were your favorite toys as a kid?"
*MICROMACHINES, SON*
They zoom in response to motion trauma!
YES
Baldur: "Why won't you die?!!!"
Kratos: "Spartan rage, son. It hardens in response to physical trauma."
100% True fax.
LMAOOOOOO
Boiiiii
Just picture Mimir have Nanomachine body
"You cant hurt me Baldur" (punch) "what did i just say?" *R2*
'Dad, where did I come from?'
'The bed, son. We harden ourselves once we see her.'
This is the only American politician who's worthy to be followed
_Later, in an alternate reality_
*Armstrong:* Why won’t you die?!
*Raiden:* _Nanopaste, father!_
Why?!?
What?
You mean why won’t you live
That would've been great.
Better yet: Nanopaste, daddy!
Villain: “Why won’t you die?!”
Anime protagonist: “The power of friendship, son. It strengthens when an emotional flashback happens. You can’t kill me!”
Villain: *tried to kill them*
Anime protagonist: “What did I just say?”
@@paulcampbell795,
Anime protagonist: *drops the friendship version of Fat Man and Little Boy on the villain*
Like Mha in the nutshell
@@code066funkinbird3 I haven't even seen a single power of friendship moment in MHA. Do your research before you comment
Villan: "I know... But he can" *Points the next season where hes not the mc anymore*
Raiden: Source?
Armstrong: I made it the fuck up!
when the videogame know its a videogame and we get this awesome sequence.
*DIO:* _"Why won’t you die, JOTARO?!"_
*Jotaro:* _"Yare Yare Daze.. Star Platinum, you bastard."_
*Anger dio
"It learns new abilities in response to physical trauma"
@@namesurname8474 It lets me stop time as you Dio
The same type of stand, son!
Joseph: you still alive, Stroheim?
Stroheim: GERMAN TECHNOLOGY, son.
"Why won't you cry?!"
"Nanomachines son, they harden in response to emotional trauma. You can't hurt me Jack."
Edit:
Me to Jack as I'm fighting Armstrong on Revengance difficulty:
"Why won't you dodge?!"
"Animations son, they won't cancel in response to regular inputs. You can't move me."
*Tries to dodge as the punch animation continues*
"What did I just say?"
0:42
Damn I wish I had those nanomachines in my life
What would raiden say?
"Your adopted"
@@holorizu7316 "You hurt me, Jack!"
Rrrrrrrrrrrr...
NNNNNNGGHHHHH!!!
👊
Lol when i read the "Why won't you cry?!" part i immediately wheezed. 😹
0:18 Nanomachines, Son.
When that one person cheats in Fortnite and they don't die after being downed
The other player: 0:04
When the main character's plot armor kicks in
The villain: 0:04
Akaza: *Survives getting his head chopped off*
Tanjiro and Giyuu: 0:04
Vergil: Motivation son! They harden in response to P O W E R
Mundus: *T-pose*
Dante: (SIN active) *T-posing*
Nero: (Devil TRIGGERED) *T-posing*
*I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROCHING*
now i'm a little motivated
Nero: Devil Trigger, Dad! It activates in response to familiar trauma
*preparing for judgment nut*
Can't even knock his glasses off with a running overhand punch.
The glasses hardened in response to physical trauma.
Those are nanomachine made glasses
Nanomachines, son
I mean, he can't. I could, easily.
Carlos Quiroz Okay
"Why don't you die?"
"Exosxeleton, son. It hardens in response to physical trauma"
Turns out they only give defense and all that physical strength is just his own.
*Oblivion Guard:* Why won't you die!?
*Hero of Kvatch:* Healing potions, son.
"I'm afraid your journey ends here, traveller."
*sir
They heal me in response to physical trauma!
"The body is still warm, looks like there's a killer about..."
No lollygagging
"What did I just say"
*punches him to china*
Brazil son
@@Jet4Sam *NOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA GO TO BRAZIL!!!!!!!*
Considering they’re in Pakistan, China isn’t very unrealistic…
*Detroit*
@@gjtrue no not detroit
Bro literally has armament haki
Is just haki with extra steps.