@@OldsmobileCutlass1969Va 😬 I imagine that would just enable more of this behaviour! Refusing to clean it is better, so long as you can keep your distance lol
I’m am near speechless, this woman walking in on her ex husband and ex bff, and say “Oh, how cliché” and walks out the fucking door, she is a Queen and an Icon, she held together so perfectly in that moment
Ummmm, I think you might want to change your post to say "ex gf", because when I read "ex bf" I was like "WHAT? Did I miss that in the story while listening?"
@@diamandcharme-kerhorest7221 I've only ever read it s "boyfriend" and, in context, have only ever seen it used as "boyfriend"...well, until now I guess. Using bf to mean "best friend" is just muddying the waters.
@@ANPC-pi9vu it’s even worse because she very clearly loved him, judging by what we heard she did after they divorced. I think OP should just let him feel like shit, if he knew what his ex wife went through he would probably get some sick satisfaction from it.
3rd story: it’s kind of disgusting how some people think that you have to be devastated and depressed for YEARS after your SO cheats on you to be the “victim” you can’t move on until like a year later and it’s just.. stupid
‘mad respect’ for that mom who dropped her cheating husband and nasty faux-friend so quickly and completely. The husband doesn’t deserve to know anything OP. He’s fishing for pity
The last story reminds me of that one where the boyfriend would let his girlfriend win in play wrestling all the time so she just assumed that she was stronger than him, and one day he didn't let her win and she was pissed that he "deceived her" and she wanted to break up with him. I'm glad this story turned into a nice one tho.
He did decieve her because that's scary if he didn't let her know he was letting her win. She felt humiliated too because he was letting her win like a kid and not telling her. I play fight with my bf 2x my size and we are both competitive and I'd be livid. He'd never do that to me and he does let me know when he's going easy on me but he also lets me know if there's no way to stop me without actually hurting me. We pick things that will be fun for both of us at our strengths.
yeah, i remember that one. while it is true that similar training and muscle mass will get you similar results regardless of gender, genetics does play a big part. there are a couple thousand genes that regulate skeletal muscle mass and it is, on average, greater in male members of our species. it is pure physics guided by genetic template. sure it can be rebuilt by strict training and similar physique but that is not consistently achievable as you can't just add 30% of height and bones and mass to females without rebuilding them on a celular level. we have to work with what we are born with.
I have an actual medical condition that causes occasional pooing in the pants and cannot fathom someone ACTUALLY wanting to do this ON PURPOSE! Like, I’d give anything to NOT do this!
@@wingracer1614 my thoughts as well, guy probably needs to get checked up for some serious illness he's avoiding dealing with by covering it up as "humour"
@@wingracer1614 I was wondering the same thing. I have Crohn's, so my first thought was that he's covering for a medical problem. He really needs to get checked out, because there's either something wrong with his body or his mind. Both options require treatment.
Sending gentle hugs. I hope that a treatment comes along and gives you control of your body again. I think you're brave as hell for talking about your condition to spread awareness that there could be an underlying illness causing OP's husband's actions. 💙
The story where OP finds out her husband is cheating with stepmom and stepsister, did the right thing by keeping it herself. If she didn't her divorce could've been in jeapordy, yes the betrayed husband has a right to know, but not at the expense of OP having her divorce go as smoothly as possible (which it didn't) so she can get what was rightfully hers.
Absolutely. That was a garbage take by R/slash. Nobody is owed to be told their spouse is cheating & she did make sure he knew as soon as it wouldn't negatively impact her. I have this feeling he wouldn't screw himself out of thousands of dollars he's owed just to tell his wife's sister's husband that the sister is a cheater. That doesn't even make sense.
@@HobieInTheBox so you're saying that if your wife owes you $10,000 & you know that she'll be fired from her high paying job as soon as you tell the boss's wife (that you're not close with) so she wouldn't be able to pay you, you're gonna go ahead & screw yourself even more to make sure your ex's boss's wife knows more quickly? Yea, I don't buy that you would. Also, is it nice to tell someone their spouse is cheating? Sure. Is someone owed that from a specific person? No.
That is right. Plan your own exit strategy, secure resources, then go scorch earth. It is a bad situation for the BIL, but that is not OPs problem. Maybe OP could have waited some time after the money was in her bank account and tell him before the blow up, so he could do the same thing. But the story is so much funnier this way. 🤣
Yeah, I definitely disagree with RSlash on his take on her taking a year to let the ex bil know. She did it as soon as she could but so it didn't screw herself over. Imagine if she told the bil, then it got back to her husband that she knew and she got screwed over. Even revealing it anonymously could have tipped the husband off that someone knows his secret. She was smart, got her affairs in order, then pulled the trigger
Story #3 confirms that the best way to deal with a cheater is to basically ghost them. Good for mom. I'm glad she's found a new man who will hopefully treat her a million times better. Dad can stay miserable, welcome to the consequences of your actions🤷♀️
Honestly, the OP in the first story really should just leave. This is the behavior of a little kid, not a full-grown adult. Also, that description really made me gag.
That first story, I have no words. Call that disgusting person out on it, in public, with something like: "yea, I'm not going to clean that poopstain out of those underpants, so you're doing your own laundry tomorrow". He has no shame, so put some into his life
I'd be insisting on a doctor's appointment for a colonoscopy along with other things. I'd go with hubby and explain how hubby eats cheese and sourdough bread and maybe it's causing him to be incontinent.
@@carrollkuemper I was thinking along that line that there might be an underlying medical condition causing that and his eating such foods along with thinking it is funny almost reveling in flatulence is preferable to him than acknowledging there may be a medical problem. Or he is just an 8 year old jerk.
Let me just paint a picture for you really quick. I had just finished making breakfast. I warmed up a pancake, and topped it with an egg, a couple pieces of bacon, and a drizzle of Nutella. I sat down to eat while listening to Rslash, like usual! That description in the first story RUINED my breakfast!! What the heck!!
First Story: What OP's husband doing is not funny, this is embarassing. I’m surprised OP stayed with this man for this long. This man is acting childish, thinking he is funny doing this but this is absolutely disgusting. Oh no OP 😭 she touched the goo. Honestly, OP can do way better than this guy Second Story: Not going to lie, that is a HUGE red flag. He hid these kids for god knows how long and then just dumps these kids on OP?! He has some nerve to get mad at OP for not giving him enough attention?! Glad she left him Third Story: Wow, Karen is a horrible person and a horrible friend for going after a married man, especially ur friend's husband. OP's dad brought all of this on himself. He feels the guilt and remorse of this simply because OP's mom moved on from him. He is now facing the consequences for all of his choices and actions Fourth Story: What a plot twist. OP's instincts was spot on and she ended up finding out that her husband was cheating. Broooooooo he was cheating with his step-mom and step-sister?! Mans took "help me step-bro, I’m stuck in the washing machine" to real life. Lmao, Robert has the audacity to call OP evil when he was the one who cheated. This man has the audacity to ask OP to stay with her after all he done? Fifth Story: Well I mean idk what to say about this lol. I’m sure OP's boyfriend didn’t intend to flex how strong he was
First story... If I were wife, I'd stop washing his undies. I'd was everything else of his like usually, but not his undies. Mr. poopy pants can wash them himself, maybe he'll even enjoy it since he likes the smell so much.
Last story: you covered a similar story some time ago, where the girl was physically fit, worked out a lot more than the boyfriend. He constantly let her win to not upset her, but she goaded him on "go ahead! Try your hardest!", then he easily pinned her down. If I recall, she started feeling off about the relationship after, and how she was shocked that her less-fit boyfriend was decidedly stronger than she was.
For a second I almost thought this WAS that girlfriend. Like this was her giving her side of the story. But then she talked about how much she liked the idea of being protected and I was like oh no this is not that crazy b*tch. Cause as she was telling the story everything sounded very familiar.
She didn't goad him, she pinned him and he said that he needed to go to work, she insisted that he wasn't allowed and then he feigned struggling for a few more minutes but then said he really needed to go. His girlfriend refused to release him so he overpowered her, pinned her and gave her a playful kiss on the forehead and then went to work.
The only other time i ever gagged while listening to RSlash was the Slug Story, where a girl found out her boyfriend was feeding her ground up slugs. Yuck 🤢
First story: OP could act in public like she is his caregiver and her husband has several medical conditions. He sort of does have both mental and physical conditions. "Oh, sweetie! Did we have a little accident? It's okay. Let's go get you cleaned up. I'm sorry. He really can't help it." Acknowledge it happens and it's all on him. OP is the only one who has to know he does it deliberately. Edit to add Last story shows how important trust and respect are in a relationship.
Re the last story about the difference in strength between men and women, I remember a story as well (from Reddit) about a young woman who worked out a lot - a lot - and started criticizing her boyfriend who basically sat and played video games all day, never exercised, ate McDonald's only, etc. She challenged him to wrestle and see who's stronger. After he pinned her 5-6 times in a minute or two, she realized what the real deal is. She was fitter, but could never be stronger.
@@Ikajo Of course, but it is extremely rare, almost negligible in healthy individuals. Recently, I read about three 17 year old boys in Texas, on a high school football team, not professional weightlifters, and each of them could benchpress more than the women’s world record holder.
1st story reminds me of an AITA thread where a woman's sister did the same thing. She constantly farted in front of large groups/family occasions thinking it was funny then got upset when she was no longer invited to events. If I met anyone like that, I'd shut them down the second it happens.
How would you shut down the farts though 🤣 I picture them yelling that you can't stop them while running away and fating each step. Seriously though, imagine that woman getting with that dude, they'd be the most grotesque couple ever.
@🎼Mrs. Self Distruct The post stated that sister would literally eat anything to induce farming and ended up shitting herself 🤢 Like I understand a fart you can't control but stop shoving eggs and broccoli in your face!
@rSlash In the cheating husband story, OP absolutely did the right thing by not telling her BIL. He may not have had the ability to keep his mouth shut, and that could have screwed her in the divorce. Gotta look out for #1 sometimes, man.
Story 1: OP should replace all of his underwear with adult diapers and refuse to do any of his laundry until he stops acting like a frickin' toddler. ETA: Nevermind, he might actually _enjoy_ it. 😧
Story 2: I know you didn't want to be in this situation and I am 100% with you with kicking his entitled lazy butt out. But kudos to you helping out those girls, you didn't have to but you did and that deserve some praise.
Yea, she could have kicked him out the moment he brought those kids home, or dipped when he dumped them on her, but she took it all in strides for kids she just met! She is awesome for that alone! Best part is he has his head so far up his butt he will never see this coming and probably thinks everything is still alright!
@@songohan3321 there is an update on the post and it is terrible. She put his stuff of the porch. He broke in, tore up the house and beat her. She managed to slip out when he went to sleep. She said police didn't so much.
That last story really hits home why for most women it's terrifying to be stuck somewhere with a man who's intentions you are unsure of. We be as strong as we want but there will always be stronger men. It's scary to be honest. So while not all men will use that strength to hurt someone, too many will.
that 4th story should be moved over to nuclear revenge at least. she basically made him the source of his family going scorched earth and that right there is at bare minimum nuclear revenge
Actually he made himself the source by who he picked to cheat with....he could have picked ANY other women he went after his boss's wife and his own sibling's wife.....by definition he did it to himself. Be different if it wasn't the owner's wife and she still got him fired then yeah she did it...but he picked the wrong people to sleep with himself
First story: Time to either buy him some diapers and force him to wear them, or put on a full hazmat suit to do the laundry (and then make SURE your husband "knows" what a chore this is).
Story 4: What the peck just happened? Sleeping with not only the step-sister, but the step-mother as well?! And the aftermath of OP's divorce process by explaining what Robert did. Man, cheating can break whole families
Story three: While OP's brother-in-law did deserve to know what was going on between his wife and OP's husband, there is no mention of BIL having invested anything in the husband's business, nor of BIL needing that money back in order to survive. OP could not AFFORD for her husband to lose his job before the divorce was settled. And, as she detailed, she didn't really hide his dirty secrets; she was carefully assembling the evidence against him, so there was no way he could deny or dodge. She delivered the information as soon as she was, herself, financially safe and could do so. I cannot fault her for that. You don't set yourself on fire to urn down your enemy's house.
For the story with the miserable ex husband, had me in the first half not gonna lie lol, as soon as op mentioned he cheated I instantly said he deserved feeling like that
I don’t know why OP wants use her mother’s misery to “comfort” her cheating father. If I could tell OP one thing it would be for her to get her head out of her rear.
The quickest way to get him to stop is by having a detective follow him around and film his behavior and post it on SNS naming him the most disgusting man in America. Then let's see if he ever gets a date again.
Story 3: not that this is any sort of expert opinion, but I think OP should start by letting her mom know (especially the part about her dad blaming her mom) and see how she reacts. The mother deserves the closure way more than the dad. In the interest of not letting her dad fall too far into despair (if OP cares, which she seems to), she can tell him afterwards when her mother is perhaps in a clearer state of mind to deal with how the dad may react.
Story 2: So not only did he hide the fact that he had kids, but he was pretty much ghosting those kids as well, like he didn't WANT to be a father to them. Just, wow.
I know, like bro. And then OP had to step in even tho she didn’t even know they existed. I’m glad the kids had her, because the father is a jerk. Yikes.
I imagine when he took his daughters home he just walked in with them (no expression on his face, no explanation, nothing) and hands them over to OP to look after. He then turns around and walks out to go do what he wants.
The last story: as a woman I 100% understand that my bf is significantly stronger than me. He holds back a lot when we play wrestle. Do most people not realize that men can be THAT much stronger?
“Oh, how cliche of you two”, immediately moving out, not wasting her time on her cheating husband and moving on in life? Absolutely amazing. But of course he only believes she “lived amazingly” because he’s so bitter with life and wants to villainize her. I’d honestly just tell him, he’s intent on making her out to be the bad guy in this situation, it’s honestly disgusting that he wants her to suffer and ngl, I’d want him to hurt for that.
Where does it say he wants her to suffer though? It doesn't seem like he wants to villainize her. He said that he resented her initially, was angry at the fact that she apparently couldn't care less while he apparently still cared a lot (I mean, sucks for him I guess, he deserved it). Which is understandable in some way, because it does raise the question whether she ever loved him to begin with. Now obviously we know for a fact that she did, because it wasn't nearly as easy for her as she displayed outwardly. But he doesn't know that. The fact that all this is told in past tense, however, indicates that he used to feel this way and at this point basically just mostly hates himself. Which, again, he perfectly deserves. But wanting her to suffer? Where and how?
For the last story you forsure covered a simular story but from the male perspective where the gf broke up with him when she found out that he had been loosing to her intentionally and when he tried could easily overpower her
Last story, had something similar happening to me and a friend. Back then we knew each other not that long and still weren't really sure if we're just friends or maybe there'll be more. She visited because it was apples season and the trees in our garden had more than we could ever eat. She held a box of apples and said it's so heavy she wasn't sure wether she could hold her balance when walking or not. I said don't worry and carried her to her car while she was still holding that box of apples. Sge looked at me with a mix of surprised confusion and adorement. Some time later she said that this created a total mess in her head for a few days.
Story 3: Im glad the father feels bad. I hope he feels terrible forever. He had an amazing wife and decided to cheat on her with her "friend". He deserves every bit of pain he is feeling and he is honestly worse for resenting her and saying things "she discarded me like nothing and didnt even let me explain". NO. YOU discarded your entire marriage to sleep with someone. There is no explanation, youre just a POS. Anyway, NEVER forgive a cheater, they will always cheat again. Never stay with a cheater "for the kids", youre actually giving them a way worse life having parents that hate eachother.
That OP is spineless loser “I don’t want my horrible father to feel bad boo hoo should I tell him the truth that my good mother suffered without him” why the hell do they still visit him after all that happened?
@@MrDoverfield I was like “No, don’t tell him! It was just going make him feel better about cheating on her!” He deserved to be in pain for what he did to Op’s mother. I’m glad she has a spine and left his sorry butt and now going to marry someone that actually loves her!
@@EldritchCloak you can’t expect? Apparently OP did to her mother. Her mother’s feelings/wishes apparently don’t matter. Comforting her cheating father now that’s important
Story 1: heck no, I hate intentional farts or burps. Those aren’t natural cause it is forcing something out that isn’t ready to come out or not even there (or eating something to intentionally cause it). But to put right poop his pants every single day in public to embarrass his wife and whatever sick pleasure he gets from it and laughed at the embarrassment he causes the one he loves? He needs therapy and OP needs to heavily think about divorce him since he clearly doesn’t care enough about her to take her feelings into consideration
I don't think the, um, anal leakage is intentional on his part, it's just a result of whatever is causing all that gas and irritating his gut. Being _obnoxious_ about it, however... he's an a-hole for that.
@@wmdkitty he is laughing about it meaning he knew about it. He intentionally does loud squelchy sounding farts and he doesn’t think “I pooped myself” and makes his wife clean them after she voiced about it (just laughs it off) He better be careful, cause there was a lady (Stephanie something from 90 Day) who sold fats in a jar. She made her diet consist of fart inducing foods which made her go to the hospital with a “heart attack” but it was something else do to her diet
My dad loves fart humour more than anyone I know but at least he's (mostly) respectful about it! It's just a family thing and is a fun way for him to annoy us. He had colon cancer (which is thankfully completely gone) and needed a colostomy bag for a few years which was humiliating for him even though we used dark humour to cope. I also worked as a carer for a while and, while it became routine and everyone was treated with respect, there's still some humiliation in needing another person to assist with poop related things. All I can think of is that this is a fetish or a mental illness. It's also completely disrespectful to his wife/ general community and if he can't understand that, I'd 100% divorce him!
With the first story I would be getting my spouse checked for FTD(a type of dementia that hits people young). Granted my stepfather never did things like this but we have had some strange stories from the caregiver group of the early symptoms that just didn’t make sense at the time. Many people end up divorced when symptoms first start because their behavior can be really bizarre and horrible. My stepfather just lost his ability to speak and write but it is rare to not have more extreme symptoms.
Story 3: Yeah so…dad cheats on Op’s mom (with one of her best friends) and is now…upset because she wants nothing to do with him… Yeah dude…that is a pretty reasonable response imo… You dont get to cheat on your wife with her best friend and then play the victim when she moves on. Op i’m sorry you’re in the middle of this but honestly…i dont feel sorry for your dad in the slightest
4th story: Yes it was cold to conceal the information, but OP had to look out for herself first and others later, as she stated, there was quite a decent sum of money that depended on her exhusband staying with a job, as much as it would have been nice to tell the BIL, he obviously wouldn't have waited for OP's money before acting himself, it is unfortunate that OP had to keep the secret for over a year, but that is mostly exhusband's blame for dragging the divorce process.
Poopy Pants Hubby: If it were me dealing with immature jokes like that, I'd collect all his poooy underwear in a trash bag for a month without washing them. Then I'd gather the things I want to protect from backlash and put it all somewhere safe. I'd ready a to-go bag just in case then, while hubby is out of the house, put all the unwashed, pre-ripened, poopy underwear on his side of the bed. His reaction will determine if I leave him. If he shapes up, I'd feel safe enough to stay. Just depends on a lot of circumstances that could go wrong.
Story 1: I'd have told him from the jump "I'm not washing any of your clothes you shit in. I'll wash everything else, but if it has shit on it, I'm not washing it. You can either wash it yourself or throw it out.
Story 3: OP I think it's kind of you to be worried about your father, but you're thinking about this the wrong way. Your father thinks he has any right to be mad at your mom for not giving him a chance to explain why he was on top of her friend, and the only reason he's upset right now is because that friend dumped him. Your father is in no way a victim, and the fact he doesn't know how bad things are for your mom shows how little he gets his head out of his ass. I wouldn't say anything because of your mom didn't want you to know how she was feeling, she most definitely doesn't want that bastard to know.
I’m just imagining the dad and ex-brother-in-law from story 4 sitting on the front lawn in fold-out chairs with a cooler of beer and water sitting between them so they can stay hydrated and pumped for the next beating 🤣
Story 1 : " my husband doesn't have a medical condition exactly" does mental immaturity count as a condition?? Leave him or you will be an outcast forever.. Story 2 : op trying to rise from being a doormat to being ok.. Story 3 : op dad deserves the misery he brought on himself.. " how she never gave him a chance to explain "?? What is there to explain about cheating??.. Story 4 : saw theme ensues..well well played op.. rslash come on bro op did what any human being would and took care of herself.. that's not cold that's "gangsta ".. Story 5 : science..
Story 3: it's made worse when Karen's husband cheated on her. So Karen knows/knew fully well that pain of having someone you love and trust betray you....AND SHE STILL DECIDED TO START AN AFFAIR WITH HER CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND'S HUSBAND AFTER BEING TAKEN IN TO STAY IN SAID FRIEND'S HOUSE.
That last story is exactly why that if I ever get in a scuffle, I will use any means necessary. Crotch, hair, ears, etc. And why I have learned to be difficult to pin and learned how to leverage extremely well.
Shoutout to the thumbnail. 😛 *First OP:* I feel bad for OP, but I also laughed (and threw up in my mouth near the end). OP’s description of her husband’s farts are what my dad calls “pre-doo-doo” farts. Imagine being the husband after OP divorces him! I imagine someone asking him “Why did she divorce you?” And he’d say, “Because my farts were too stank.” LMAO! *Fourth OP:* … I thought it was just a meme! Good for OP for trusting her gut and hiring a P.I.
I will say, one of the most shocking moment of my transition and going on estrogen was realizing how much strength I had lost. I have trouble opening damn pickle jars now.
That's why you need to work smarter, not harder 😉 place the top of the jar under warm water for about a minute. The heat will make the metal expand, which will make it much easier to open. Women who have kids also tend to be quite strong from lugging their kids around.
I am thinking he has a fetish, he gets off on it and does not/will not take on board the whole consent issue or lack thereof here, no one wants to be a part of this but he is forcing it on them. It is in a way a form of sexual abuse. I would cease doing his laundry or going out in public with him and inform him if he doesn't cut it out we're done.
lmao usually i say talking or counseling but hearing that he chronically farts in public and laughs really loud constantly just has me like... fuck it yeah, divorce 🤣 every thought about this every line of thought I have just gets me to crack up thinking about the divorce in court or whatever or just talking about the reason when giving him the paper is just chef's kiss
Story #4 is so good I'm so glad there's an update. I don't even care OP waited to tell the brother. She knew she was doing to tell him eventually, it's not like she kept the secret forever. She really just had to wait until the check cleared. I don't think she's in the wrong for making sure her financial situation is secure 1st before doing anything else. Sucks for the brother but we should be mad at the cheaters not one of the victims
As far as the last story, I am a male, 60. Ten years ago, I started indoor rock climbing, I got good at it and ended up working for the gym belaying climbers during parties. First, women are stronger than men as far as power to pound, they are more flexible and have faster reflexes. It was a lot of fun watching little girls outclimbing teenage boys and men and embarrassing the crap out of them. The big difference is that women are not traditionally trained how to use those strengths just never be stupid enough to challenge a woman who has learned how strong they really are.
the last story: i totally relate. it scared me to think that any man could overpower me physically. no one wants to feel helpless. and even though i loved my ex at the time, i felt intimidated and conflicted. i hated how i could do nothing and over the years that hadn't changed. so i decided to change my perspective. yeah sure they are strong, but they have their weak points (like the eyes). and if i was truly in danger, i wouldn't rely on my physical strength, i would rely on the objects around me. if you hit the head hard enough, doesn't matter how strong you are, they are going down. so basically brains over brawn
keep telling yourself that... a gun is one of the only defences against a stronger opponent. To poke his eyes you need to be extremely close and you're already done for. Whack on the head - requires strength which you already said you dont have. So sadly, you dont have the brawns OR the brains 🤷
Agreed. Sure she kept it a secret before letting out but after hearing her justification that she was not leaving this marriage empty handed I would it was well worth the wait and pretty satisfying to see this pig get slaughtered for not just cheating but also getting involved into a incestuous affair.
I agree. OP's strategy was smart as heck planning her escape route while he assh*le of a husband was still employed. However, ever since rSlash had his baby girl, he's been a big softie. So I get both sides. Upside, his wicked sense of humor and injustice for the most part haven't decreased too much and we still get lines like "disappearing like farts in the wind." LOL
" but how could she leave me even after I slept with her supposed best friend in her and my bed that's not fair she moved on so quickly wahhhhh"..what a load of bullocks..
@@thetruth1223 smooth brain OP “thank god the ex friend left now I can spend more time with my cheating father who now wants to play the victim and blame my saint mother”
I totally relate to the last story. My fiance and I met in MMA, and even though I know that from a technical standpoint I have the upper hand in a supervised match, if we were to actually fight in a life or death scenario, he would win from sheer strength. It's honestly terrifying to know that you can do so much and have it just not be enough in the end
Last Story: I've had the same experience with my (ex) girlfriend. She worked out all the time, I never do. She was so confident in her strength, and was shocked by how much I can lift. I wasn't even showing off or doing anything impressive, it was mundane... just tossing some haybales (about 35lbs) up into the loft of the barn which was maybe 12-15 foot high. Normal shit farmboys all over the world do routinely. It's a job you normally pay kids to do. She had a real crisis of confidence over that. And I'm not a body-builder or anything like that. I don't brag about how much I can lift because I'm sure most guys can handle more, I'm a whimp, lol. But I explained it like this: "I'm literally twice your size and weight. Imagine lifting your twin sister onto your shoulders and carrying her around for an hour... how exhausted would you be? That's me, all the time, 24/7, when I'm not exerting myself. That's my baseline when standing still." Weight counts for a lot more than strength, which is why professional fighters are divided by weight class. Kung-Fu movies are bullshit, a little guy cannot hurt a big guy. The guy whose 145lbs may be the best fighter in the world, but against someone whose 220lbs, he doesn't stand a chance. It's like swatting away a mosquito. Strength is meaningful. Skill is more meaningful, but size eclipses them both. That's why in those circles, there's so much emphasis on "bulking up". But while guys are generally stronger, women are universally smarter, lol. I think they won that trade-off. Every accomplishment ever made by men was for the exclusive purpose of impressing a woman, either directly or indirectly. Take women out of the equation, and we'd all still be living in caves. The pinnacle of literature would be a poem with many rhymes for "Nantucket". The height of comedy would be "Pull my finger". Hell, without maternal intervention, we'd probably bludgeon each other to death with rocks by age 7, for no other reason than shits and giggles (lord knows boys still try to do this, even today... I think we all have battle scars from the neighborhood rock wars of childhood). We only grow and advance because of women. Even our physical strength is owed to the fact that early female hominids could, and usually chose to outrun the scrawny asthmatic males. And they still do, lol. It comes down to selective breeding and which is the more discriminating gender? We only exist in this form because women find utility in it. We like to believe our primary utility is our sexual prowess, but let's face it, there are a million adequate substitutes for a penis, but very few options for getting a couch up a flight of stairs. We are as you have made us. So Thank You ladies for making us better.
The first story is just gross. As someone who has IBS, I couldn't imagine intentionally triggering it even if I was home alone, much less in public. I think what OP should do - if she doesn't leave him outright - is make him do his own laundry so that he has to be the one handling the mess.
I hope for the first OP that enough people tell her to buy him adult diapers so she'll actually do it. If he's upset by that, she can use it as leverage to make him correct his behavior or it can help them mutually choose to divorce. If he isn't and accepts the diapers... well, then we know the real reason for his behavior and OP can judge his intent for what it is.
The last story where you explained the woman with confidence, I think you read it as one of the stories. Idk what kind of episode it was, but it was how you explained it: Girlfriend is confident in her strength, hits the gym and takes selfdefense classes, and iirc her boyfriend doesn't. They play wrestle and she doesn't come anywhere close to winning and it crushed her self confidence of being able to defend herself against a man if something were to happen.
For the second story, I think that needs to be in NUCLEAR revenge. Yes, she got everything she deserved in divorce, but ALSO ruined the cheaters’ lives.
I cant remember that last one about the weight competition, but i do remember the one where the girl was super confident on her strength coz she took self defense classes or something like that and would playfight with her boyfriend and he would play with her like ''oh no u got me!'', until one day he had an appointment for something and she wouldn't let go, still full of confidence and the dude went ''ok then!'' and got lose, grabbed her, lift her up and put her on the couch, kissed her goodbye and left, and when he came home she wasn't there, then she called him and told him she was staying with a friend coz she didn't feel safe, coz turns out she really believed she was stronger than him, so him just overpowering her so easily shook her and later she broke up with him. I think it was in TIFU,.
Story 1: pile his used underwear somewhere just before leaving. Unwashed, of course. And turned inside out. Or, if you really can’t leave him, don’t go with him anywhere. One of the (many) reasons I left my ex was due to his penchant for trapping me under the covers and farting. He didn’t believe I’d leave him, but I thought I’d married an adult, not an adolescent. Ultimately I learned that childishness and narcissism were often a bonded couple. OP needs to run screamin’!
Story 5: I don’t know if it says anything strange about the men in my life but as the baby sister to two brothers, I’ve always been aware of the huge strength difference between people. No one has ever used it against me maliciously though.
Yeah. I think this is a hard lesson in life to learn to know you are innately vulnerable in that way. Then you have to process it and the rest. I'm a guy but on the weaker side so I know I won't have to "know" this for my own reality but that utter shock probably is a doozy.
No nothing strange about people not being malicious towards you. Lol. But I know what you are getting at, i also grew up with 2 brothers(i am the eldest), I also noticed when they reached an age where they just became stronger than me regardless.
OP’s husband in the first story is absolutely going to screw up his body if he continues going down this path. I’m not a health expert, but I know that you should NEVER treat your digestive system like a toy. If you push it too hard long enough, you won’t just suffer pain, but ACTUAL long term side effects that are nearly impossible to reverse. And from what OP said at the end, I think her husband is already entering that territory where his “funny joke” is evolving into an actual health issue.
There was another reddit story you did relating to the last one. The girlfriend was working out a lot and often play wrestled with him. One day he off handedly says he's been going easy on her. She tells him to prove it and so he pins her; thinking he got lucky she gets a rematch. He pins her a few more times and realizes that her boyfriend, who hardly worked out, could easily overpower her. She felt her efforts were invalidated and her boyfriend was lying to her by giving her false confidence. I think she was planning on breaking up with him. The story was either on r/AITA or r/relationship advice.
S5: As dating teenagers, my wife and I would play wrestle and I would let her 'win until one time I didn't and easily pinned her and immediately let her up three times. She was crying in frustration by the third time. Prior to this She had thought that all of the times I let her take charge was because I had no choice instead of allowing her to be a strong woman due to my strength. We were happily married until the day she died.
Hey Dabney. Maybe that last story was a different reddit story altogether but I remember a long while back you read a story about this girlfriend who constantly would tackle and hold down her boyfriend and he'd play along and let her win. Then one day he really had to leave so he didn't play along and she stewed about it the whole time while he was out. She tried to tackle him by surprise when he came home and it didn't work cause he wasn't prepared to play along and she screamed at him calling him a liar ect. And he was like come on babe you really didn't think you were stronger than me did cha? I believe he also lifted her weight rack after that. It's been a second but I remember your laugh after he said that line 😅
Story 2: it sounds like the mom WANTED the dad to feel like she said, “thank you, next”. I would tell the dad, but in a way that would make him feel more like shit. “She missed you a whole lot, but she got over it and moved on. You did something you can’t take back, so you’d better move on too.”
"So why do you want to divorce your husband?"
Her: "Well your hono-"
Huband: *Farts/poops aggressively to assert dominance.*
Judge: "Say no more."
Hahah! No one wants a poo gooer... there is something seriously deranged with that man child.
"To asssrt dominance" 😂😂😂😂
I'm surprised she didn't just trash all his underwear and just buy him a box of Depends!
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@@OldsmobileCutlass1969Va 😬 I imagine that would just enable more of this behaviour!
Refusing to clean it is better, so long as you can keep your distance lol
Story 1: its not JUST a pants popping fetish. It's an "embarrass and degrade my wife and make her clean it" fetish too.
Yup. That's what I'm guessing.
I’m am near speechless, this woman walking in on her ex husband and ex bff, and say “Oh, how cliché” and walks out the fucking door, she is a Queen and an Icon, she held together so perfectly in that moment
Ummmm, I think you might want to change your post to say "ex gf", because when I read "ex bf" I was like "WHAT? Did I miss that in the story while listening?"
@@ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 bf also stands for best friend tho
@@diamandcharme-kerhorest7221
I've only ever read it s "boyfriend" and, in context, have only ever seen it used as "boyfriend"...well, until now I guess.
Using bf to mean "best friend" is just muddying the waters.
@@ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 I can also just add and extra f lmao
@@someonebored0100 Ah, that makes it crystal clear now, ty.
The audacity of the cheating dad to demand suffering from his ex wife... I'm amazed in the worst way
Yeah, it wasn't love, it was self pity because she's better off than him, without him.
@@ANPC-pi9vu it’s even worse because she very clearly loved him, judging by what we heard she did after they divorced. I think OP should just let him feel like shit, if he knew what his ex wife went through he would probably get some sick satisfaction from it.
Cheaters who have the gall to feel affronted when the aggrieved party doesn't want to reconcile continually astound me in the worst way possible.
There's nothing to explain when you are caught in the act! Nothing you can say to "justify" the action of betrayal!
@@hamishstewart5324 He definitely would
3rd story: it’s kind of disgusting how some people think that you have to be devastated and depressed for YEARS after your SO cheats on you to be the “victim” you can’t move on until like a year later and it’s just.. stupid
He's mad at her for "moving on so soon" meanwhile he got official with his affair pal a month after. He deserves a good smack.
‘mad respect’ for that mom who dropped her cheating husband and nasty faux-friend so quickly and completely. The husband doesn’t deserve to know anything OP. He’s fishing for pity
OP is lacking in brain cells because she buying that.
The last story reminds me of that one where the boyfriend would let his girlfriend win in play wrestling all the time so she just assumed that she was stronger than him, and one day he didn't let her win and she was pissed that he "deceived her" and she wanted to break up with him.
I'm glad this story turned into a nice one tho.
He did decieve her because that's scary if he didn't let her know he was letting her win. She felt humiliated too because he was letting her win like a kid and not telling her. I play fight with my bf 2x my size and we are both competitive and I'd be livid. He'd never do that to me and he does let me know when he's going easy on me but he also lets me know if there's no way to stop me without actually hurting me. We pick things that will be fun for both of us at our strengths.
@@squirrel670 it's play fighting. It's not that serious
yeah, i remember that one.
while it is true that similar training and muscle mass will get you similar results regardless of gender, genetics does play a big part. there are a couple thousand genes that regulate skeletal muscle mass and it is, on average, greater in male members of our species. it is pure physics guided by genetic template. sure it can be rebuilt by strict training and similar physique but that is not consistently achievable as you can't just add 30% of height and bones and mass to females without rebuilding them on a celular level. we have to work with what we are born with.
@@squirrel670 he didn’t deceive her, she just had her head in the sand. Now it’s out.
I can win at thumb war against my bf sooo but not wrestling 😂
I have an actual medical condition that causes occasional pooing in the pants and cannot fathom someone ACTUALLY wanting to do this ON PURPOSE! Like, I’d give anything to NOT do this!
I suspect he does too and the obnoxious behavior is just a way to hide his embarrassment.
@@wingracer1614 my thoughts as well, guy probably needs to get checked up for some serious illness he's avoiding dealing with by covering it up as "humour"
With that much mucus, I suspect IBS. Like you, I'd give everything to have a properly functioning digestive tract.
@@wingracer1614 I was wondering the same thing. I have Crohn's, so my first thought was that he's covering for a medical problem. He really needs to get checked out, because there's either something wrong with his body or his mind. Both options require treatment.
Sending gentle hugs. I hope that a treatment comes along and gives you control of your body again.
I think you're brave as hell for talking about your condition to spread awareness that there could be an underlying illness causing OP's husband's actions. 💙
The story where OP finds out her husband is cheating with stepmom and stepsister, did the right thing by keeping it herself. If she didn't her divorce could've been in jeapordy, yes the betrayed husband has a right to know, but not at the expense of OP having her divorce go as smoothly as possible (which it didn't) so she can get what was rightfully hers.
Absolutely. That was a garbage take by R/slash. Nobody is owed to be told their spouse is cheating & she did make sure he knew as soon as it wouldn't negatively impact her. I have this feeling he wouldn't screw himself out of thousands of dollars he's owed just to tell his wife's sister's husband that the sister is a cheater. That doesn't even make sense.
@@tazhienunurbusinezz1703 what?? EVRTYBODY should know if they're being cheated on, huh??
@@HobieInTheBox so you're saying that if your wife owes you $10,000 & you know that she'll be fired from her high paying job as soon as you tell the boss's wife (that you're not close with) so she wouldn't be able to pay you, you're gonna go ahead & screw yourself even more to make sure your ex's boss's wife knows more quickly?
Yea, I don't buy that you would.
Also, is it nice to tell someone their spouse is cheating? Sure. Is someone owed that from a specific person? No.
That is right. Plan your own exit strategy, secure resources, then go scorch earth.
It is a bad situation for the BIL, but that is not OPs problem. Maybe OP could have waited some time after the money was in her bank account and tell him before the blow up, so he could do the same thing. But the story is so much funnier this way. 🤣
Yeah, I definitely disagree with RSlash on his take on her taking a year to let the ex bil know. She did it as soon as she could but so it didn't screw herself over. Imagine if she told the bil, then it got back to her husband that she knew and she got screwed over. Even revealing it anonymously could have tipped the husband off that someone knows his secret. She was smart, got her affairs in order, then pulled the trigger
Story #3 confirms that the best way to deal with a cheater is to basically ghost them. Good for mom. I'm glad she's found a new man who will hopefully treat her a million times better. Dad can stay miserable, welcome to the consequences of your actions🤷♀️
Honestly, the OP in the first story really should just leave. This is the behavior of a little kid, not a full-grown adult. Also, that description really made me gag.
DIVORCE his rank stank ass 💀
I was thinking the same, if it happens once in a while sure ( the not spurgy ones ) otherwise he needs help, maybe even jezus :o
Idk.... none of my kids ever purposely cramped their pants...
I think it's more of entitlement. He thinks he can do it and others have to be okay with it and in this case, clean it.
farting? funny.
filling your pants? not funny.
The "Your Momma" line in the second to last story ABSOLUTELY SENT ME 💀💀😂😂
I felt bad for the dad in the 3rd story for like 2 minutes until the reason the mom left him was explained
Yeah after the whole story I have no sympathy. What a crap bag
Yup, and now I am annoyed that I had any sympathy for him to begin with.
"Aww, you poor man. I hope you find- No, wait, you're an AH. Fk you"
No reason to feel bad for him
Same. I switched sides so fast
That first story, I have no words. Call that disgusting person out on it, in public, with something like: "yea, I'm not going to clean that poopstain out of those underpants, so you're doing your own laundry tomorrow". He has no shame, so put some into his life
The husband in the first story is absolutely disgusting and she should definitely leave him.
I could not stop laughing during the first story because I'm just imagining it in the old man pooping himself in Walmart
I'd be insisting on a doctor's appointment for a colonoscopy along with other things. I'd go with hubby and explain how hubby eats cheese and sourdough bread and maybe it's causing him to be incontinent.
@@harryg4058, I imagined this guy doing this in front of a judge during divorce proceedings...
@@carrollkuemper I was thinking along that line that there might be an underlying medical condition causing that and his eating such foods along with thinking it is funny almost reveling in flatulence is preferable to him than acknowledging there may be a medical problem. Or he is just an 8 year old jerk.
@@urgon6321 lol
Let me just paint a picture for you really quick. I had just finished making breakfast. I warmed up a pancake, and topped it with an egg, a couple pieces of bacon, and a drizzle of Nutella. I sat down to eat while listening to Rslash, like usual! That description in the first story RUINED my breakfast!! What the heck!!
Get naenae’d ya dingus.
First Story: What OP's husband doing is not funny, this is embarassing. I’m surprised OP stayed with this man for this long. This man is acting childish, thinking he is funny doing this but this is absolutely disgusting. Oh no OP 😭 she touched the goo. Honestly, OP can do way better than this guy
Second Story: Not going to lie, that is a HUGE red flag. He hid these kids for god knows how long and then just dumps these kids on OP?! He has some nerve to get mad at OP for not giving him enough attention?! Glad she left him
Third Story: Wow, Karen is a horrible person and a horrible friend for going after a married man, especially ur friend's husband. OP's dad brought all of this on himself. He feels the guilt and remorse of this simply because OP's mom moved on from him. He is now facing the consequences for all of his choices and actions
Fourth Story: What a plot twist. OP's instincts was spot on and she ended up finding out that her husband was cheating. Broooooooo he was cheating with his step-mom and step-sister?! Mans took "help me step-bro, I’m stuck in the washing machine" to real life. Lmao, Robert has the audacity to call OP evil when he was the one who cheated. This man has the audacity to ask OP to stay with her after all he done?
Fifth Story: Well I mean idk what to say about this lol. I’m sure OP's boyfriend didn’t intend to flex how strong he was
i didnt know you can watch a video in 58 seconds
@@miikart if u are on the app on ur phone just keep refreshing until the video pops up
I'm thinking the guy is severely mentally ill.
Clearly he did not grow up past the 8 year old mindset of "fart jokes"
First story... If I were wife, I'd stop washing his undies. I'd was everything else of his like usually, but not his undies. Mr. poopy pants can wash them himself, maybe he'll even enjoy it since he likes the smell so much.
Last story: you covered a similar story some time ago, where the girl was physically fit, worked out a lot more than the boyfriend. He constantly let her win to not upset her, but she goaded him on "go ahead! Try your hardest!", then he easily pinned her down. If I recall, she started feeling off about the relationship after, and how she was shocked that her less-fit boyfriend was decidedly stronger than she was.
Wanted to comment this too but didn't want to type it out. Thank you for your service.
For a second I almost thought this WAS that girlfriend. Like this was her giving her side of the story. But then she talked about how much she liked the idea of being protected and I was like oh no this is not that crazy b*tch. Cause as she was telling the story everything sounded very familiar.
She didn't goad him, she pinned him and he said that he needed to go to work, she insisted that he wasn't allowed and then he feigned struggling for a few more minutes but then said he really needed to go. His girlfriend refused to release him so he overpowered her, pinned her and gave her a playful kiss on the forehead and then went to work.
I honestly don't understand anyone who doesn't see the innate differences between the sexes.
How tf can they be surprised? that's one of the most basic facts of human life... well, until some psychopaths started putting feelings before facts.
I’ve never gagged while listening to RSlash but that first story almost made me loose my breakfast.
Bro same. I'm in class rn and I almost gagged
Same I started skipping cause I couldn't get through it💀💀🤮🤢
The only other time i ever gagged while listening to RSlash was the Slug Story, where a girl found out her boyfriend was feeding her ground up slugs. Yuck 🤢
U too?
@@SamanthaMidgleyIsANerd Same here.
First story: OP could act in public like she is his caregiver and her husband has several medical conditions. He sort of does have both mental and physical conditions. "Oh, sweetie! Did we have a little accident? It's okay. Let's go get you cleaned up. I'm sorry. He really can't help it." Acknowledge it happens and it's all on him. OP is the only one who has to know he does it deliberately.
Edit to add Last story shows how important trust and respect are in a relationship.
I'm never listening to rSlash while eating breakfast again...
Can't stop gagging at that first story
ME TOO! OMG. I had to complete stop. I normally listen when i eat and get ready
@@SexyDragonForever yep held off on breakfast after hearing that story
My breakfast had avocados, it kept feelinf like I was eating what he was talking about.
I mean... atleast he made sure the title represented the worst part...?
Welcome to the breakfast pause in the early shift of nurses 😂✌🏻
Re the last story about the difference in strength between men and women, I remember a story as well (from Reddit) about a young woman who worked out a lot - a lot - and started criticizing her boyfriend who basically sat and played video games all day, never exercised, ate McDonald's only, etc.
She challenged him to wrestle and see who's stronger. After he pinned her 5-6 times in a minute or two, she realized what the real deal is. She was fitter, but could never be stronger.
It is not universal though. Women _can_ be stronger than men.
@@Ikajo Of course, but it is extremely rare, almost negligible in healthy individuals. Recently, I read about three 17 year old boys in Texas, on a high school football team, not professional weightlifters, and each of them could benchpress more than the women’s world record holder.
How tf is that surprising for them? Is that because feminists and other derranged individuals lied to them their whole life?
1st story reminds me of an AITA thread where a woman's sister did the same thing. She constantly farted in front of large groups/family occasions thinking it was funny then got upset when she was no longer invited to events. If I met anyone like that, I'd shut them down the second it happens.
How would you shut down the farts though 🤣 I picture them yelling that you can't stop them while running away and fating each step. Seriously though, imagine that woman getting with that dude, they'd be the most grotesque couple ever.
We really need to bring back public shaming.
@@Mrs.Self.Distruct just pray they don't breed
@🎼Mrs. Self Distruct The post stated that sister would literally eat anything to induce farming and ended up shitting herself 🤢 Like I understand a fart you can't control but stop shoving eggs and broccoli in your face!
@rSlash In the cheating husband story, OP absolutely did the right thing by not telling her BIL. He may not have had the ability to keep his mouth shut, and that could have screwed her in the divorce. Gotta look out for #1 sometimes, man.
I was so heartbroken for OP 3’s dad…until I learned why his wife left him. Yikes!
Same. Just goes to show there's always two sides to each story and we need to hear both.
Story 1:
OP should replace all of his underwear with adult diapers and refuse to do any of his laundry until he stops acting like a frickin' toddler.
ETA:
Nevermind, he might actually _enjoy_ it. 😧
Story 2: I know you didn't want to be in this situation and I am 100% with you with kicking his entitled lazy butt out. But kudos to you helping out those girls, you didn't have to but you did and that deserve some praise.
I wished this story had an update. I would like to know the look on his face.
Yea, she could have kicked him out the moment he brought those kids home, or dipped when he dumped them on her, but she took it all in strides for kids she just met! She is awesome for that alone! Best part is he has his head so far up his butt he will never see this coming and probably thinks everything is still alright!
@@songohan3321 yeah, several of these could have used updates, which is why I'm glad story 4 at least had some closure
@@songohan3321 there is an update on the post and it is terrible. She put his stuff of the porch. He broke in, tore up the house and beat her. She managed to slip out when he went to sleep. She said police didn't so much.
@@dudeorduuude5211 I really hope you just made that up and that police aren’t that useless.
That last story really hits home why for most women it's terrifying to be stuck somewhere with a man who's intentions you are unsure of. We be as strong as we want but there will always be stronger men. It's scary to be honest. So while not all men will use that strength to hurt someone, too many will.
that 4th story should be moved over to nuclear revenge at least. she basically made him the source of his family going scorched earth and that right there is at bare minimum nuclear revenge
Actually he made himself the source by who he picked to cheat with....he could have picked ANY other women he went after his boss's wife and his own sibling's wife.....by definition he did it to himself. Be different if it wasn't the owner's wife and she still got him fired then yeah she did it...but he picked the wrong people to sleep with himself
First story: Time to either buy him some diapers and force him to wear them, or put on a full hazmat suit to do the laundry (and then make SURE your husband "knows" what a chore this is).
He should wash his own underwear, IMO.
No he's doing it purposely and not a medical condition, OP needs a divorce he's gross and disrespectful
Story 4: What the peck just happened? Sleeping with not only the step-sister, but the step-mother as well?! And the aftermath of OP's divorce process by explaining what Robert did.
Man, cheating can break whole families
Man was living in a Adult film
@@RisinTyson at least in tge adult film the dad will join in
@@realrealwarpet well, in this story the husband is getting screwed by the dad and brother, just not sexually
@@akl2k7 0/10 worst adult film ever XD
Don’t tell me that I am only one who paused for a moment and said “nice”.
I am not saying that this is ok or that he wasn’t a biggest m*ron on planet.
Story three: While OP's brother-in-law did deserve to know what was going on between his wife and OP's husband, there is no mention of BIL having invested anything in the husband's business, nor of BIL needing that money back in order to survive. OP could not AFFORD for her husband to lose his job before the divorce was settled. And, as she detailed, she didn't really hide his dirty secrets; she was carefully assembling the evidence against him, so there was no way he could deny or dodge. She delivered the information as soon as she was, herself, financially safe and could do so. I cannot fault her for that. You don't set yourself on fire to urn down your enemy's house.
Exactly
Agree 100%!
Well said
The "I'd be gone like a fart in the wind" caught me so off guard. I choked on my spit
And this quote is why I ❤️ rSlash.
I could tell it was hard for him to say it without laughing
That caught you off guard after that story? Lol
For the story with the miserable ex husband, had me in the first half not gonna lie lol, as soon as op mentioned he cheated I instantly said he deserved feeling like that
For real, I hope cheaters are miserable for the rest of their lives
I don’t know why OP wants use her mother’s misery to “comfort” her cheating father. If I could tell OP one thing it would be for her to get her head out of her rear.
The quickest way to get him to stop is by having a detective follow him around and film his behavior and post it on SNS naming him the most disgusting man in America. Then let's see if he ever gets a date again.
Story 3: not that this is any sort of expert opinion, but I think OP should start by letting her mom know (especially the part about her dad blaming her mom) and see how she reacts. The mother deserves the closure way more than the dad. In the interest of not letting her dad fall too far into despair (if OP cares, which she seems to), she can tell him afterwards when her mother is perhaps in a clearer state of mind to deal with how the dad may react.
Story 2: So not only did he hide the fact that he had kids, but he was pretty much ghosting those kids as well, like he didn't WANT to be a father to them.
Just, wow.
I know, like bro. And then OP had to step in even tho she didn’t even know they existed. I’m glad the kids had her, because the father is a jerk. Yikes.
He advertised that he was dead beat dad to her tbh
I imagine when he took his daughters home he just walked in with them (no expression on his face, no explanation, nothing) and hands them over to OP to look after. He then turns around and walks out to go do what he wants.
The last story: as a woman I 100% understand that my bf is significantly stronger than me. He holds back a lot when we play wrestle. Do most people not realize that men can be THAT much stronger?
They don't because they have been lied to for many years now by biology deniers.
I think it’s more that we can’t conceptualize it until we’re in the moment. We know their stronger but we don’t fully understand HOW much stronger.
Story 1: Run for your life
Story 2: OP was very kind to look after those children.
“Oh, how cliche of you two”, immediately moving out, not wasting her time on her cheating husband and moving on in life? Absolutely amazing. But of course he only believes she “lived amazingly” because he’s so bitter with life and wants to villainize her. I’d honestly just tell him, he’s intent on making her out to be the bad guy in this situation, it’s honestly disgusting that he wants her to suffer and ngl, I’d want him to hurt for that.
They say the best revenge is living well.
Where does it say he wants her to suffer though?
It doesn't seem like he wants to villainize her.
He said that he resented her initially, was angry at the fact that she apparently couldn't care less while he apparently still cared a lot (I mean, sucks for him I guess, he deserved it). Which is understandable in some way, because it does raise the question whether she ever loved him to begin with. Now obviously we know for a fact that she did, because it wasn't nearly as easy for her as she displayed outwardly. But he doesn't know that.
The fact that all this is told in past tense, however, indicates that he used to feel this way and at this point basically just mostly hates himself. Which, again, he perfectly deserves. But wanting her to suffer? Where and how?
For the last story you forsure covered a simular story but from the male perspective where the gf broke up with him when she found out that he had been loosing to her intentionally and when he tried could easily overpower her
That's the one I remembered too.
I remember that one and the one where he just picked it up. I been going through and watching every vid rslash has done lol
@@ravinbunii6252 Yeah the GF challenge was one of his earlier vids
Last story, had something similar happening to me and a friend. Back then we knew each other not that long and still weren't really sure if we're just friends or maybe there'll be more. She visited because it was apples season and the trees in our garden had more than we could ever eat. She held a box of apples and said it's so heavy she wasn't sure wether she could hold her balance when walking or not. I said don't worry and carried her to her car while she was still holding that box of apples. Sge looked at me with a mix of surprised confusion and adorement. Some time later she said that this created a total mess in her head for a few days.
Story 3: Im glad the father feels bad. I hope he feels terrible forever. He had an amazing wife and decided to cheat on her with her "friend". He deserves every bit of pain he is feeling and he is honestly worse for resenting her and saying things "she discarded me like nothing and didnt even let me explain". NO. YOU discarded your entire marriage to sleep with someone. There is no explanation, youre just a POS.
Anyway, NEVER forgive a cheater, they will always cheat again. Never stay with a cheater "for the kids", youre actually giving them a way worse life having parents that hate eachother.
That OP is spineless loser “I don’t want my horrible father to feel bad boo hoo should I tell him the truth that my good mother suffered without him” why the hell do they still visit him after all that happened?
@@MrDoverfield I was like “No, don’t tell him! It was just going make him feel better about cheating on her!” He deserved to be in pain for what he did to Op’s mother. I’m glad she has a spine and left his sorry butt and now going to marry someone that actually loves her!
He deserves it
@@MrDoverfield well he might be a bad husband but still a great father. You can't expect a child to just discard their parents like nothing
@@EldritchCloak you can’t expect? Apparently OP did to her mother. Her mother’s feelings/wishes apparently don’t matter. Comforting her cheating father now that’s important
Story 1: heck no, I hate intentional farts or burps. Those aren’t natural cause it is forcing something out that isn’t ready to come out or not even there (or eating something to intentionally cause it).
But to put right poop his pants every single day in public to embarrass his wife and whatever sick pleasure he gets from it and laughed at the embarrassment he causes the one he loves? He needs therapy and OP needs to heavily think about divorce him since he clearly doesn’t care enough about her to take her feelings into consideration
I don't think the, um, anal leakage is intentional on his part, it's just a result of whatever is causing all that gas and irritating his gut.
Being _obnoxious_ about it, however... he's an a-hole for that.
@@wmdkitty he is laughing about it meaning he knew about it. He intentionally does loud squelchy sounding farts and he doesn’t think “I pooped myself” and makes his wife clean them after she voiced about it (just laughs it off)
He better be careful, cause there was a lady (Stephanie something from 90 Day) who sold fats in a jar. She made her diet consist of fart inducing foods which made her go to the hospital with a “heart attack” but it was something else do to her diet
My dad loves fart humour more than anyone I know but at least he's (mostly) respectful about it! It's just a family thing and is a fun way for him to annoy us. He had colon cancer (which is thankfully completely gone) and needed a colostomy bag for a few years which was humiliating for him even though we used dark humour to cope. I also worked as a carer for a while and, while it became routine and everyone was treated with respect, there's still some humiliation in needing another person to assist with poop related things. All I can think of is that this is a fetish or a mental illness. It's also completely disrespectful to his wife/ general community and if he can't understand that, I'd 100% divorce him!
With the first story I would be getting my spouse checked for FTD(a type of dementia that hits people young). Granted my stepfather never did things like this but we have had some strange stories from the caregiver group of the early symptoms that just didn’t make sense at the time. Many people end up divorced when symptoms first start because their behavior can be really bizarre and horrible. My stepfather just lost his ability to speak and write but it is rare to not have more extreme symptoms.
Story 3: Yeah so…dad cheats on Op’s mom (with one of her best friends) and is now…upset because she wants nothing to do with him…
Yeah dude…that is a pretty reasonable response imo…
You dont get to cheat on your wife with her best friend and then play the victim when she moves on.
Op i’m sorry you’re in the middle of this but honestly…i dont feel sorry for your dad in the slightest
Why the hell is OP still visiting the cheating dad after what he’s done and after playing the victim card?
4th story: Yes it was cold to conceal the information, but OP had to look out for herself first and others later, as she stated, there was quite a decent sum of money that depended on her exhusband staying with a job, as much as it would have been nice to tell the BIL, he obviously wouldn't have waited for OP's money before acting himself, it is unfortunate that OP had to keep the secret for over a year, but that is mostly exhusband's blame for dragging the divorce process.
My thoughts exactly
Poopy Pants Hubby: If it were me dealing with immature jokes like that, I'd collect all his poooy underwear in a trash bag for a month without washing them. Then I'd gather the things I want to protect from backlash and put it all somewhere safe. I'd ready a to-go bag just in case then, while hubby is out of the house, put all the unwashed, pre-ripened, poopy underwear on his side of the bed.
His reaction will determine if I leave him. If he shapes up, I'd feel safe enough to stay. Just depends on a lot of circumstances that could go wrong.
Story 1: I'd have told him from the jump "I'm not washing any of your clothes you shit in. I'll wash everything else, but if it has shit on it, I'm not washing it. You can either wash it yourself or throw it out.
Story 3: OP I think it's kind of you to be worried about your father, but you're thinking about this the wrong way. Your father thinks he has any right to be mad at your mom for not giving him a chance to explain why he was on top of her friend, and the only reason he's upset right now is because that friend dumped him. Your father is in no way a victim, and the fact he doesn't know how bad things are for your mom shows how little he gets his head out of his ass. I wouldn't say anything because of your mom didn't want you to know how she was feeling, she most definitely doesn't want that bastard to know.
I’m just imagining the dad and ex-brother-in-law from story 4 sitting on the front lawn in fold-out chairs with a cooler of beer and water sitting between them so they can stay hydrated and pumped for the next beating 🤣
Story 1 : " my husband doesn't have a medical condition exactly" does mental immaturity count as a condition??
Leave him or you will be an outcast forever..
Story 2 : op trying to rise from being a doormat to being ok..
Story 3 : op dad deserves the misery he brought on himself.. " how she never gave him a chance to explain "?? What is there to explain about cheating??..
Story 4 : saw theme ensues..well well played op.. rslash come on bro op did what any human being would and took care of herself.. that's not cold that's "gangsta "..
Story 5 : science..
Story 3: it's made worse when Karen's husband cheated on her. So Karen knows/knew fully well that pain of having someone you love and trust betray you....AND SHE STILL DECIDED TO START AN AFFAIR WITH HER CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND'S HUSBAND AFTER BEING TAKEN IN TO STAY IN SAID FRIEND'S HOUSE.
Story 3: I'm sorry, but i am with OP's mom. once a cheat, always a cheat and cheaters never get a second chance.
That last story is exactly why that if I ever get in a scuffle, I will use any means necessary. Crotch, hair, ears, etc. And why I have learned to be difficult to pin and learned how to leverage extremely well.
Exactly
Even with someone who would never actually hurt you? Like even if your boyfriend tries to hug you you instantly taze his nutsack?
Shoutout to the thumbnail. 😛
*First OP:* I feel bad for OP, but I also laughed (and threw up in my mouth near the end). OP’s description of her husband’s farts are what my dad calls “pre-doo-doo” farts.
Imagine being the husband after OP divorces him! I imagine someone asking him “Why did she divorce you?” And he’d say, “Because my farts were too stank.” LMAO!
*Fourth OP:* … I thought it was just a meme! Good for OP for trusting her gut and hiring a P.I.
I will say, one of the most shocking moment of my transition and going on estrogen was realizing how much strength I had lost. I have trouble opening damn pickle jars now.
That's why you need to work smarter, not harder 😉 place the top of the jar under warm water for about a minute. The heat will make the metal expand, which will make it much easier to open.
Women who have kids also tend to be quite strong from lugging their kids around.
@@Ikajo oh yes, that's what I have started to do!
why tf would you do that? wanna be a "female" sport champion or sth?
@@waltgrisly509 😒
Is Sir Shartsalot getting a pleasure-buzz from what he's doing? There's no way he genuinely just "thinks it's funny."
He must be. He’s acting on purpose to make the worst possible farts in public.
I am thinking he has a fetish, he gets off on it and does not/will not take on board the whole consent issue or lack thereof here, no one wants to be a part of this but he is forcing it on them. It is in a way a form of sexual abuse. I would cease doing his laundry or going out in public with him and inform him if he doesn't cut it out we're done.
He's watched too many of the tictok videos of the two guys fake farting... After she splits... He should just start his own channel! 🤣
First story: Even for a shameless person that's too much. I say leave him, nothing of value will be lost.
lmao usually i say talking or counseling but hearing that he chronically farts in public and laughs really loud constantly just has me like... fuck it yeah, divorce 🤣
every thought about this every line of thought I have just gets me to crack up thinking about the divorce in court or whatever or just talking about the reason when giving him the paper is just chef's kiss
Story #4 is so good I'm so glad there's an update. I don't even care OP waited to tell the brother. She knew she was doing to tell him eventually, it's not like she kept the secret forever. She really just had to wait until the check cleared. I don't think she's in the wrong for making sure her financial situation is secure 1st before doing anything else. Sucks for the brother but we should be mad at the cheaters not one of the victims
As far as the last story, I am a male, 60. Ten years ago, I started indoor rock climbing, I got good at it and ended up working for the gym belaying climbers during parties. First, women are stronger than men as far as power to pound, they are more flexible and have faster reflexes. It was a lot of fun watching little girls outclimbing teenage boys and men and embarrassing the crap out of them. The big difference is that women are not traditionally trained how to use those strengths just never be stupid enough to challenge a woman who has learned how strong they really are.
the last story: i totally relate. it scared me to think that any man could overpower me physically. no one wants to feel helpless. and even though i loved my ex at the time, i felt intimidated and conflicted. i hated how i could do nothing and over the years that hadn't changed. so i decided to change my perspective. yeah sure they are strong, but they have their weak points (like the eyes). and if i was truly in danger, i wouldn't rely on my physical strength, i would rely on the objects around me. if you hit the head hard enough, doesn't matter how strong you are, they are going down. so basically brains over brawn
keep telling yourself that... a gun is one of the only defences against a stronger opponent. To poke his eyes you need to be extremely close and you're already done for. Whack on the head - requires strength which you already said you dont have. So sadly, you dont have the brawns OR the brains 🤷
OP4: RSlash don't you dare judge this woman. She had every right to make sure she was free and clear before letting the others know.
Agreed. Sure she kept it a secret before letting out but after hearing her justification that she was not leaving this marriage empty handed I would it was well worth the wait and pretty satisfying to see this pig get slaughtered for not just cheating but also getting involved into a incestuous affair.
I agree. OP's strategy was smart as heck planning her escape route while he assh*le of a husband was still employed. However, ever since rSlash had his baby girl, he's been a big softie. So I get both sides. Upside, his wicked sense of humor and injustice for the most part haven't decreased too much and we still get lines like "disappearing like farts in the wind." LOL
That first one hurt my sides from laughing and some of the comments about it are just as gold 🤣
third story: so your dad agreed willingly and chose to cheat
" but how could she leave me even after I slept with her supposed best friend in her and my bed that's not fair she moved on so quickly wahhhhh"..what a load of bullocks..
@@thetruth1223 smooth brain OP “thank god the ex friend left now I can spend more time with my cheating father who now wants to play the victim and blame my saint mother”
I totally relate to the last story. My fiance and I met in MMA, and even though I know that from a technical standpoint I have the upper hand in a supervised match, if we were to actually fight in a life or death scenario, he would win from sheer strength. It's honestly terrifying to know that you can do so much and have it just not be enough in the end
Any kind of physical self defence went out of the window the moment people invented guns... At least fit women can usually outrun non-fit men.
@@waltgrisly509 yeah that wasn't the take away at all but go off I guess
I hattteee how cheaters always try to make themselves the victim somehow. Just disgusting
OP in the first story needs to make her husband a doctor's appointment and then leave his ass
Dude needs Gastro workup.
@@wmdkitty frankly, dude needs a priest.
It’s not funny when you’re the doormat that cleans it. Make him clean it !
Last Story:
I've had the same experience with my (ex) girlfriend. She worked out all the time, I never do. She was so confident in her strength, and was shocked by how much I can lift. I wasn't even showing off or doing anything impressive, it was mundane... just tossing some haybales (about 35lbs) up into the loft of the barn which was maybe 12-15 foot high. Normal shit farmboys all over the world do routinely. It's a job you normally pay kids to do. She had a real crisis of confidence over that. And I'm not a body-builder or anything like that. I don't brag about how much I can lift because I'm sure most guys can handle more, I'm a whimp, lol. But I explained it like this:
"I'm literally twice your size and weight. Imagine lifting your twin sister onto your shoulders and carrying her around for an hour... how exhausted would you be? That's me, all the time, 24/7, when I'm not exerting myself. That's my baseline when standing still."
Weight counts for a lot more than strength, which is why professional fighters are divided by weight class. Kung-Fu movies are bullshit, a little guy cannot hurt a big guy. The guy whose 145lbs may be the best fighter in the world, but against someone whose 220lbs, he doesn't stand a chance. It's like swatting away a mosquito. Strength is meaningful. Skill is more meaningful, but size eclipses them both. That's why in those circles, there's so much emphasis on "bulking up".
But while guys are generally stronger, women are universally smarter, lol. I think they won that trade-off. Every accomplishment ever made by men was for the exclusive purpose of impressing a woman, either directly or indirectly. Take women out of the equation, and we'd all still be living in caves. The pinnacle of literature would be a poem with many rhymes for "Nantucket". The height of comedy would be "Pull my finger". Hell, without maternal intervention, we'd probably bludgeon each other to death with rocks by age 7, for no other reason than shits and giggles (lord knows boys still try to do this, even today... I think we all have battle scars from the neighborhood rock wars of childhood).
We only grow and advance because of women. Even our physical strength is owed to the fact that early female hominids could, and usually chose to outrun the scrawny asthmatic males. And they still do, lol. It comes down to selective breeding and which is the more discriminating gender? We only exist in this form because women find utility in it. We like to believe our primary utility is our sexual prowess, but let's face it, there are a million adequate substitutes for a penis, but very few options for getting a couch up a flight of stairs. We are as you have made us. So Thank You ladies for making us better.
S2: you are genuinely a kind person to have taken care of the kids. I'm glad you are leaving the jerk and I hope you find a keeper.
The restraint Darby showed in not making the “Step brother, what are you doing!?” joke is commendable.
(First story) WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT THATS DISGUSTING
Story 4: “what are you doing step-son?!” Honestly what the hell is this story? Imagine your wife cheating on you with your son
This is the only time I've postponed watching an rslash video until after breakfast
I do not regret it
The first story is just gross. As someone who has IBS, I couldn't imagine intentionally triggering it even if I was home alone, much less in public.
I think what OP should do - if she doesn't leave him outright - is make him do his own laundry so that he has to be the one handling the mess.
Just a reminder that it's RSlash's birthday tomorrow. I know since we share a birthday
Oooo we have to make a good day for him
Happy Birthday for tomorrow
@@andonova6541 absolutely my dude
Happy early birthday to you!
I hope for the first OP that enough people tell her to buy him adult diapers so she'll actually do it. If he's upset by that, she can use it as leverage to make him correct his behavior or it can help them mutually choose to divorce. If he isn't and accepts the diapers... well, then we know the real reason for his behavior and OP can judge his intent for what it is.
I need an update for the 1st story, I need to know how he reacted to being served divorce papers!
Probably crapt on them
The last story where you explained the woman with confidence, I think you read it as one of the stories. Idk what kind of episode it was, but it was how you explained it:
Girlfriend is confident in her strength, hits the gym and takes selfdefense classes, and iirc her boyfriend doesn't. They play wrestle and she doesn't come anywhere close to winning and it crushed her self confidence of being able to defend herself against a man if something were to happen.
For the second story, I think that needs to be in NUCLEAR revenge. Yes, she got everything she deserved in divorce, but ALSO ruined the cheaters’ lives.
Do you mean the 4th story?
Story 1: Your husband needs counseling, he needs to know this is not normal and he has a real, and possibly dangerous, medical condition.
I feel sorry for ppl eating breakfast listening to the first story lol
I cant remember that last one about the weight competition, but i do remember the one where the girl was super confident on her strength coz she took self defense classes or something like that and would playfight with her boyfriend and he would play with her like ''oh no u got me!'', until one day he had an appointment for something and she wouldn't let go, still full of confidence and the dude went ''ok then!'' and got lose, grabbed her, lift her up and put her on the couch, kissed her goodbye and left, and when he came home she wasn't there, then she called him and told him she was staying with a friend coz she didn't feel safe, coz turns out she really believed she was stronger than him, so him just overpowering her so easily shook her and later she broke up with him.
I think it was in TIFU,.
bruh, right off the bat thats just nasty that hes forcing it like what!? at the very least he should be cleaning his own shit up
Story 1: pile his used underwear somewhere just before leaving. Unwashed, of course. And turned inside out. Or, if you really can’t leave him, don’t go with him anywhere.
One of the (many) reasons I left my ex was due to his penchant for trapping me under the covers and farting. He didn’t believe I’d leave him, but I thought I’d married an adult, not an adolescent. Ultimately I learned that childishness and narcissism were often a bonded couple. OP needs to run screamin’!
Bro I dont even want to swallow my saliva after that😭
Dad in the 3rd story sure is full of himself, he was upset the mom moved on too fast after he was LIVING WITH HIS AFFAIR PARTNER
Is there an update on the first story? I hope she left him!
Story 5: I don’t know if it says anything strange about the men in my life but as the baby sister to two brothers, I’ve always been aware of the huge strength difference between people. No one has ever used it against me maliciously though.
Yeah. I think this is a hard lesson in life to learn to know you are innately vulnerable in that way. Then you have to process it and the rest. I'm a guy but on the weaker side so I know I won't have to "know" this for my own reality but that utter shock probably is a doozy.
No nothing strange about people not being malicious towards you. Lol.
But I know what you are getting at, i also grew up with 2 brothers(i am the eldest), I also noticed when they reached an age where they just became stronger than me regardless.
Oh my God, the description in the first story was just too well done. 🤢🤮
OP’s husband in the first story is absolutely going to screw up his body if he continues going down this path. I’m not a health expert, but I know that you should NEVER treat your digestive system like a toy. If you push it too hard long enough, you won’t just suffer pain, but ACTUAL long term side effects that are nearly impossible to reverse.
And from what OP said at the end, I think her husband is already entering that territory where his “funny joke” is evolving into an actual health issue.
Poo paste is the perfect description for Nutella, vile vile substance
There was another reddit story you did relating to the last one. The girlfriend was working out a lot and often play wrestled with him. One day he off handedly says he's been going easy on her. She tells him to prove it and so he pins her; thinking he got lucky she gets a rematch. He pins her a few more times and realizes that her boyfriend, who hardly worked out, could easily overpower her. She felt her efforts were invalidated and her boyfriend was lying to her by giving her false confidence. I think she was planning on breaking up with him. The story was either on r/AITA or r/relationship advice.
S5: As dating teenagers, my wife and I would play wrestle and I would let her 'win until one time I didn't and easily pinned her and immediately let her up three times. She was crying in frustration by the third time. Prior to this She had thought that all of the times I let her take charge was because I had no choice instead of allowing her to be a strong woman due to my strength. We were happily married until the day she died.
I’m so tempted on calling the guy in the first story Poopy pants or Shart rocket or mud pants. 😂
Hey Dabney. Maybe that last story was a different reddit story altogether but I remember a long while back you read a story about this girlfriend who constantly would tackle and hold down her boyfriend and he'd play along and let her win. Then one day he really had to leave so he didn't play along and she stewed about it the whole time while he was out. She tried to tackle him by surprise when he came home and it didn't work cause he wasn't prepared to play along and she screamed at him calling him a liar ect. And he was like come on babe you really didn't think you were stronger than me did cha? I believe he also lifted her weight rack after that. It's been a second but I remember your laugh after he said that line 😅
Story 2: it sounds like the mom WANTED the dad to feel like she said, “thank you, next”. I would tell the dad, but in a way that would make him feel more like shit. “She missed you a whole lot, but she got over it and moved on. You did something you can’t take back, so you’d better move on too.”