Moist Meter | Biomutant
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- čas přidán 25. 05. 2021
- Biomutant (2021 Action Role-Playing Video Game), developed by Experiment 101 and published by THQ Nordic as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.
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“ they sold it as a $60 game , I’m gonna judge it as $60 game “
Damn he right ......
Yup, you wanna make $ like the big games, make a good game
They also consciously chose to make a game that's generally made by a team of hundreds/thousands with a teeny tiny percentage of the amount and then make zero mention of the fact until a week before release to damage control
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@@zenksren8206 well their greed didn't pay off this time
@@borkguy someone tell that to the big devs. This unfinished mess is par for the AAA course.
A good amount of games lately have this feeling of "come back in a year when its better"
Legends had it that THQ pulled the plug half a year before release so the studio had to massively cut corners while also raising the retail price. It's not like this or similar things haven't happened before.
(I'm looking at you, Gigantic!)
@@cslpchr Gigantic felt great though. Gigantic was an amazing game, it just came out at a weird time and with little to no marketing
@@Fox_Olive being forced to release exclusively on the Microsoft Store didn't help a bit either. I miss Gigantic :/
tru
@@Lanker4 well Biomutant was originally supposed to be a console only title, so who knows what happened inside the studio when they were forced to port it over to PC. This game was in development hell for the better part of its dev time.
"The team is so small, go easy on the game" Hollow knight was made by a team of 4 people and it's 10 dollars.
and Stardew Valley by one person and for a similar price!
And Hollow Knight is an actual good game
Big difference is that Hollow Knight is actually a kickass game and is fantastic.
Hollow knight isn’t any where comparable to bio mutant
Hollow Knight is also ass.
“It’s a village with 4 buildings and 4 people”
Early Pokémon: nervously sweating
Early Pokemon? Lol
The difference is even in the worst Pokemon games you don't have to trudge through miles of literally nothing to get to those small towns, they almost always serve a purpose for being there and serve it well without feeling like a chore to get to or go through
The way Charlie describes Biomutant is like trudging through a desert for 20 minutes and when you finally find SOMETHING rather than somehow rewarding you it just makes you feel even shittier
Early Pokemon games had more than that...lol.
@@maddeeps5520 like death stranding
Even the early Pokémon villages had more
Having a small studio makes it more impressive if a game is great, but shouldn't used as an excuse for forgiveness is a game doesn't turn out great and still charges full price.
Yes.
If I were this studio, I'd keep it full price another week or so cuz suckers are suckers, then permanently drop it to $20-30
@@dropkickpherby6994 yes profit off of ruining peoples experience by promising a good game only to deliver a shit show of a game.
@@pobbzz897 I mean, they allowed people like ACG to drop very honest reviews before the game even launched. All about being an informed consumer dood.
Wasnt Divinity Original Sin 2 developed by the same amount of people?
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Narrator: He says it sucks and cannot recommend it at a AAA price point. He remembers that you're a good boy and is pleased to see you've remained a good boy. He gives it 30 badonkadonks out of 100 squeezeldorfs.
That's very glorby purfl 😎🤙
Hahahaha
video games
Is AAA price point more than 3 dabloons? Can't cop if so
Don’t be such a tunklefuss, we all know this is worth every bedaboladoosh in the damn flunklefloof
The enemy names sound like things you'd hear on Interdimensional Cable.
Rick and Morty?
Plumbus fight was easy
@@hypn0__. Right? Dude the Gazorpazorp boss was ez farming
Yeah that was a small issue I had with the lore. When people use made-up words in books, they'll typically splice two languages describing that word based on the tone. So say you want a pretty but strong way to describe something. You'd use maybe French combined with German.
"Defeat the Hoof Puff" ngl the game ain't bad-bad, but whenever names pop up it feels like I'm in a coffee shop and I'm being asked if they want my coffee size to be chooku mumbo or zimbo jumbo
I don't get why people are getting mad about the names it kinda just reminds me of how the creators of rick and morty choose their names
The game is fun, reminds me of back in PS2 era. The dialogue is pretty meh, it takes too long, I usually just show the text and read it myself rather than waiting.
The part that I love the most are weapon/gear modification. I had a blast looking for materials and parts to make my weapon/gear stronger.
Overall, the game is fun, but it's NOT worth $60.
For the record "uppy downy" is not an acceptable name for elevators here in Australia. Brekky however, is certainly the pinnacle of slang for breakfast
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I wish my country had such amazing terms
must be a commonwealth thing
"You call that an Up? Now THIS... is an up!"
"Ah, I see you've played 'Uppy-Downy' before!"
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“Somehow this makes Ubisoft worlds look alive and flourished.”
Immediate red lights.
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Yup
Watch dogs 2 had an amazing map though
@@jamiewaswrong I honestly like modern AC way more than the old ones
i didnt get that, ubisoft worlds ARE alive and flourished, thats the only thing they are good at
I'm one of the pre-orderers, and yeah I feel a little scammed. I've only played about 3-4 hours so far, and the dialogue is by far the worst for me. It feels basically meaningless, and I've been very tempted to just skip it, cause it's exhausting. I enjoy the combat, but the lack of impact is a totally true thing. All I can do is hope they fix some things, and maybe even expand on the world.
lmao didn't expect mogawty to be here. Love your videos btw
Never pre order games because youre paying for something that isnt ready yet and when they make enough money off enough people they just slack off even harder and push out crappy products.
yeah just play genshin instead
mogawty I never pre order. never. I wait until the reliable reviews with less to none spoilers, like MoistMeter. Come out and then I decide whether or not I am interested in a game. Also, I play genshin... I love your vids man.
@@bigbrisk8423 I know this and I agree with you, but still cant stop me from pre-ordering Diablo 4. I mean im still not sure if i will but im tempted
I feel if this studio takes EVERY piece of criticism seriously, a sequel or an AGGRESSIVE overhaul could make it actually good.
I hope they overhaul it.. I want this game
The game is receiving a lot of well-deserved mixed and negative attention from reviewers, and they could very well take that to improve this game or their future projects. But with that criticism is a growing online movement to defend this game at any cost, shouting that people are being unfair to this poor small group of developers and the bad reviews are too harsh. Hopefully the devs actually take the criticism in full stride rather than listen to this fanboy group that seems to be in denial about the state of this game, who got burned from their pre-orders.
Do single player "open world" games get that kind of overhaul much even in AAA? In the bethesda world, it's left to modders or not at all haha...
Like, they've sold the game, it's done, they can take the money and run, any effort to "fix" anything would just be for the sake of reputation...
There's a lot of hate coming for this game, and rightfully so. It can be SUPER repetitive, but what is there, I would argue is enjoyable, wait for a sale, this game is probably only worth about $30, but having paid 60, I don't exactly feel robbed.
You’re saying that if a game fixed every problem, overhauled everything not good, added a bunch more features/content, changed the way the game works, scrapped the quests and completely rebuilt the story system, changed the writing and voice acting, and lowered the price it would be a good game?
Yeah, I’d have to agree with you on that
"Cyberpunk with furries" is something i never would've thought i'd hear.
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I mean the tabletop contains furries soooo
*funny animals
tbh I’m surprised I’m only just hearing it now
These self promoters man
First you take the Dinglebop, then smooth it out with a bunch of Schleem. Then take the Dinglebop and push it through the Grumbo, where the Fleeb is rubbed against it. This is important, because the Fleeb has all of the Fleeb juice.
Sorry bro, my iq isn’t high enough to understand this reference
This sounds so dumb, jesus.
I feel like this is from Rick and Morty?
The fact that this played perfectly in my head is worrying
why do I feel like this would be said in Chowder?
"You'll fight a Flumpus and it will have the same attacks as a Tunkleduss" the way he said that dead serious....
i like what charlie did here, we should be way more demanding for stuff that we're paying for, specially 60 bucks
"So, you just go up to someone just to say goodbye"
*When an NPC on an elderscrolls game talk to each other*
-Goodbye
-Oh. hello!
-Goodbye
-Goodbye
-Oh. hello!
-Goodbye
Yeah, I see no difference here over Skyrim, Fallout or CyberPunk20joketyjoke
@@sunlightmarc you forgot the "you too"!"
@@jrag1000 Clearly you havent played skyrim or some of the Fallout games. You cant compare them to this garbage and cyberpunk.
Skyrim characters say different stuff like guards say different stuff traders say different and civilians say different
This game feels like when you start writing your essay and it’s great but like half way through you get lazy and start half-assing it
More like the essay needs 500 sentences you finished and realised you only wrote 100.
I appreciate your honesty its incredibly refreshing. I don't think you should hold punches, you are right if they are gonna charge 60 bucks then they deserve to be judged as a 60 dollar game.
im just surprised out of everything, the combat isnt good, if they had gotten the combat real solid before release i feel the reviews in general wouldnt be as bad (since good combat can really carry a game if everything else is lacking quite often)
Combat was pitiful. Ranged was so overpowered, that I literally could win without getting hit while on the hardest difficulty and 3 levels below. Melee, in comparison, was so dog. You had worse damage, slower attacks, and the enemies would literally one shot you. There is no choice about how you play. Ranged or bust
@@DillonChichester Honestly, I don't believe you guys utilized the combat to the fullest. It's literally a mini DMC. I was going to put up a video, but you should catch "Game Breaker God" 's live streams, he does great things with Biomutant combat.
TLOU 2 would beg to differ
@@Flowtactics It really isn't DMC at all. DMC has more than 4 combos, and every weapon is different. Being able to combine ranged and melee on the fly without having to switch weapons. Being able to change your weapons mid-combat and even mid-combo. Combat styles that give alternate abilities and can also be changed on the fly. Animation cancelling. There is a lot more that makes DMC DMC than just a few combos.
Biomutant is more like a beatemup with enemies that don't react properly to hits and sound design that does not properly convey impact.
@@ninetailedfox579121 Well I don't know what to tell you, Everything you listed you can more or less do in Biomutant. It might not be as impactful or fleshed out but then again DMC is a established franchise and this is a new IP. If you choose to mash ▢▢▢+△ and complain about combos, then more power to you.
"We put most of our budget into looking like a we have a budget!" is what this game feels like... A game that looks big but doesn't exactly feel big :\
You cappin Omm
@@spacecadetred2388 If they just did it Yakuza style and have the world be a small block but insanely dense, the game would have been a lot better.
Honestly yeah, looking at gameplay it looks like it's on Monster Hunter World levels but it isn't.
a mile wide, an inch deep
@@pirolaa couldnt have said it better bro
The names of the enemies sound like made-up verbs that Charlie would use in his videos: "I gave the old girl a tinkywink and flurplesturped the ends."
maybe that's why it didn't feel weird or out of place when charlie said that stuff
Not being funny or nothing but you can't abuse them for names of things as that's obviously what there actually trying to go for, sillyness, but everything else, is understandable.
Facts I love the names 😂😂😂 they sound like evolved rodent mutants made them... oh wait that’s exactly what these creatures are. People are way too harsh.
The Devs after watching this video: It was a mis input, IT WAS A MIS INPUT
This game has huge potential for being an amazing speed game. They found this glitch that you can essentially infinitely jump/climb walls so all we need to do now is find some sequence breaks and boom next thing you know it’s beaten in 2 hours
Kinda like sonic boom...
Conan Obrien did a "clueless gamer" episode on Biomutant, and his literal only comment on it after the fact was "i wish there was less talking"
everyone has a problem w the narrator but theres an option in the settings to set it so he doesnt talk 24/7
@@jadyn4623 I mean you're perfectly correct, it just feels like they wasted a lot of time on that aspect and everyone hates it LOL
I saw that video too
@@jadyn4623 I think Charlie nailed it. If you as devs had to put in an option to shut up the narrator then you need to tone down the narrator.
@@Mocityspirit It's an option...
why do you think there are options for difficulty on multiple games?
You can literally make that arguement about every setting
“You’ll fight a flumpis and it has the same attack patterns as a tunkledus” sounds like that “how it’s made” skit in Rick and Morty
"The flumpis is a common household object"
First they take the dinglebop and then they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem
This actually caught my interest when no other games of this kind ever did, and I was really looking forward to giving it a try. But... seeing how it actually is now, I don't think I'd even want to spend $30 on it, letalone $60. That's just insane.
Its amazing
@@evilovesperry yeee... ill also keep tellin myself that if i wasted $60 on this shit.
@@PlayboyKeon ? Why would I lie? Go to their Reddit
@@evilovesperry Bunch of people in denial because they don't want to admit they were practically scammed out of $60, and they can't say anything negative because Reddit's karma system and community makes people afraid to have an opposing opinion. But I'm guessing you didn't even watch this video that goes into detail about *why* exactly other people are less supportive of it. As Cr1tikal said; if they're gonna put a $60 price tag on it, it should be judged as a $60 game.
I'd also recommend reading the ~2,500 negative Steam reviews. There's a much higher degree of non-troll reviews there than on most other Steam games. People just generally feel cheated. Pointing to the Reddit echo chamber as "proof" that it's not a bad game in spite of everything is a very ignorant approach to the situation.
@@evilovesperry man you must've fallen on your head to think this game was good
"The writing is up there with Kingdom Hearts III"
Me, a diehard Kingdom Hearts fan: "Don't remind me of the pain, Charlie. 😞"
Never played KH, was the 3rd game really that bad? Didn't you guys have to wait like 15 years for it too?
@@JJAB91 it was an insult to anyone with eyes, and none more so than the fans. I won’t write a dissertation on it, but the answer to your question is yes. In fact it might have even been worse than that
@@JJAB91 It's not that bad, it's just disappointing at worst. Writing wise it's no worse than any previous KH game besides some disney worlds (Frozen mainly) getting fucked by disney.
Like probably the weirdest thing is there's an equivalent of MGS "Nanomachines" plot device.
“They call elevators uppy downies” I’m dead
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I wonder if there will be a day where youtube spam bots no longer exist
Walkie talkies
@@roryrobinson8220 report report report
"That souns like australian slang", truly, the worst insult
Yeah that hit me a lil :(
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“Oi ye uppy downie”
Don’t forget to put your thongs on before we make our way down to the beach on the uppy downie for brekkie at maccas
That hurt more than our wildlife
"But boss, the game isn't finished. It's a glitchy mess."
"Just send it brah."
It’s actually a good game
THQ PR: "It feels like a spiritual journey. - Moist Critikal"
This a joke right? *whoosh*
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current Subs 9112
@@ceegeetee okoollo o
@Greg B darksiders was ight
@Greg B De Blob??????!!!!?!
I really wanted this game to be good. The problem doesnt seem to be that they tried to little, more like they tried too hard and as a result, half the stuff isnt finished. Also, I think they tried too hard in making this game seem like Adventure Times style of a post-apocalypse, with constant sillyness, and only occasional seriousness, but I think that was to their detriment.
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Don't form your opinion based on one video, look for other reviews, form your opinion based on that, however for some reason, the negative points that other reviewers are talking about are completely different from one another and sometimes they even praise things that others complain about like there's no actual consistency on the reviews aside from the fact that EVERYONE hates the narrator.
As per usual.
Seems like its always the case.
@@Gallant_Tuba_Knight i think it was his own opinion
@@roshan9684
🤷♂️
"The state of this game is very rough. Think Cyberpunk but with furries"
Oooooof...
@@DoubleDDeacon Shill
@@DoubleDDeacon Corpo slvt
@@DoubleDDeacon Imagine shilling for half-ass 60 dollars game lmao
@@DoubleDDeacon having played the game i'd say it's an accurate statement, it is clearly unfinished. The bits that were finished were good (character customization, combat to an extent, overall vibe and artstyle) It's one of those games that sounds amazing on paper but when you play it it falls apart. for me it just got very boring very quickly, when I wasn't being plagued with stuttering every 30 seconds, which was not much.
@@DoubleDDeacon bro just by looking at the gameplay for 1 minute I can already see that this is nothing more than an amateur project made in unity, there are games out there that you can get for free that are better than this 60$ unfinished ripoff
So I gave Biomutant a shot after it was free this month on PS+ and I’m loving it. The customization is pretty crazy and the combat feels good to me.
If you’re reading this you really should give it a try, I was expecting worse after watching this review a year ago.
Same here, the game is actually really good.
Same
Thank you, I’m watching this video because I just got ps+ lol.
same thing happened to me. watched this a year ago and didnt give a shit. played it a few days ago and its one of my favourite games.
I really hate when games are judged by their prices. This is a fantastic game
The game had so much potential, it just kinda let everyone down.
It's also just not worth 60 dollars.
@WΑΝΤ Ś Έ'X !!! lοοκ my νιdeο ! stfu
Like cyberpunk, Anthem, Marvels Avengers, Fallout 76, and so on. Seems to be the trend these days.
Yeah, they had a wide ass scope(which aint bad) but they couldn't make all the features they were thinking of actually work and meld together 🤷🏽♂️
how did
This game is like the kid who was the best in football and could’ve gone professional but when he got out he did drugs and died of an od
Oddly specific bro, wanna talk about it?
Damn dude.
More like the kid who got accepted to a pro team and when he had to perform realised that all the other kids were just as good and he was only special cause he came from a small town of 20k people.
Ok nerd
I miss you bro
Playing this in December in 2022 and I really like this game, combat and all. I recommend a high difficulty setting but I seriously like the countering and the combat
Just started a couple hours and ago and WOW most of the breeds are ugly, i chose the 1st one
Janky and mediocre games can have their fun if the price is right. I'll play basically anything for $10..
Just tired it and it was one of the worst things I have ever done
Apparently a huge patch is dropping soon and the lead dev is straight answering everyone's questions and taking critiques on the chin. Hopefully it's a no man's sky type renewal but goddamn though, quit releasing games in an unplaytested state!!! Also the narrator was critiqued years ago and I swore they said they were changing it....
Releasing halfbaked games = mass playtesting by people who paid for it lol
@@revimfadli4666 Yep.... I hate the direction some games have been going with that. Hopefully with the amount of shit games get for it they'll be happy. It's cool and all if you fix the game a few years later down the line, but that's a big scam tactic. It's basically a kickstarter with a demo given out until the full release..
@@Triisttan would the devs care if they already got their money though?
If you want to charge big boy prices, you better meet big boy expectations. I respect that.
At first I thought he would praise the game, but he absolutely DEMOLISHED it.
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Don't care, I'm still buying it.
Why would he praise dogshit
@@detroid_ntr7689 bruh
@@detroid_ntr7689 proceeds to pirate it
For their first ever game, pretty good.
For a $60 game, not good.
this looks like one of those games where the most fun is imagining it. At least it looks good
I know our team is small and this is basically our first game, but hey, let's make GTA VI for starters
Wait you helped make this game?
The sad thing is the games actually great for how many worked on it. It put outriders to sleep.
@@choppercove oh ok
Owlcat'sfirstgame was a 150+ hour crpg that basically blew the genre's contemporary titles out of the water in terms of scope and gameplay mechanics.
It was rough around the edges, but was basically a critically-acclaimed and player-loved success.
I guess we cant expect that from anyone
@@Odyssey636 cuphead was made by 3 people...
This issue with this game for me is that there’s too much dialogue, and there’s no emotional weight because you get bored of skipping dialogue.
I switched the narrator language to Japanese (and turned it down to 10) and it really helped me get past how much of a nuissance the original one is.
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@@codicon6132 dude
@@ChipperCheek "WOW JUST LIKE MUH ANIMUS"
@@ChipperCheek "Yeah I watch anime"
In the games defense, the goofy sounding names are supposed to be from these things adapting to the shit left behind when humanity left earth.
I like it or at least don't mind it. Like, yes, it's goofy. It's fucking supposed to be. Unfortunately the internet has gotten "I don't like this" confused with "this is bad", so RIP Biomutant.
@@J_Lynn the game isn't great, but it isn't bad either. I'll probably beat it once and move on
@@J_Lynn I love the game I think it's awesome idc what others say
I bought the game on release and personally Im loving it so far! However it needs some touch ups to say the least. Great review.
"You'll fight a Flumpus and it'll have the same attack patterns as a Tunkleduss" WHAT??
Well, he's right about the discord names😂
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I think the statement of "well, it's being charged as a AAA game so im going to review it as one" is a stellar statement
I love I can always rely on you to review a game when I want to play it
i love the way charlie reviews games. He has no filter
All the names and terminology in this game sounds like it originated from Rick and Morty
Or from Australia
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@@codicon6132 don't click the link, just sum lazy selfadvertising for a shitty COD video
Dr seuss
Cringe
"some side quests don't even function"
what is this, arma?
Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HANDSOME GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear na
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@@AxxLAfriku nobody cares
@@AxxLAfriku you're like the npcs in this game
This isnt true. Ive beat every quest and the entire game and not one bug yet.
Listening to this i am pretty sure they forgot to hire a game designer.
This game is so dry I had to actually drink 4 glasses of water while I was playing it.
I had to return this game. Its still bad
The respect I have for Charlie for playing this game for an extra 10 hours to make this video is off the charts.
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It looked like a fun concept but it was executed poorly.
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Jesus these bots are getting insane
it's a generic ass rpg... not what id call a fun concept
@@Squidmoto3 eh things can be generic, its a problem when something is uninspired.
Glad I watched this video before ordering this game on Amazon
I didn’t have any expectations for this game since the trailer. For me it looks exactly like Anthem and I said the same thing when I saw the trailer. This is and will always be garbage. Enemies are sponges that doesn’t react and they’re all the same, just with a different skin. A good game with a small team when it was released is Remnant from the Ashes, it is worth it.
have you even played it? 25 hours in and this is one of the best games i've played this year, if not the best. The game is beautiful, gameplay is fun if a bit repetitive, and the loot/crafting aspect is genuinely the best i've seen in any game
@@Ben-os9nq are y actually defending this trash game? Charlie just said it was bad and explained what the problems were. 🤣🤣🤣
Yea and we are all suppose to follow Charlie's opinions like the sheep we are how dare we have a different opinion than Charlie
@@philgamer5280
“Hurd da durd do what daddy says”
😂
Nah, Remnant from the Ashes is a terrible game. One of the worst games I have ever played in my life.
I was there for the whole stream he really isn’t exaggerating the dialogue that shit was so repetitive and pointless
Wait so is the thing about the names true or was he just exaggerating
Very true
Always breaks my heart when a game with such a unique look and style comes out trash.
its not trash
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@@rusteddenial453 it’s actual garbage
@@spenny2cents No it's not, actual garbage is Cyberpunk and Fallout 76 on release. This game is just mediocre.
@@detroid_ntr7689 cyberpunk was great for me
Most honest review I’ve seen
huge update dropped today, addressed a lot of issues
I’m excited to play it
Another fun fact: the director of this game, Stefan Lunqvist, also directed... wait for it...
*Drake and the 99 fucking Dragons*
its bad when even google doesnt k ow who your talking about
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@@UCgx7OseCrundqkE8oEVeobg same to you
oh
oh no
Your kidding
I just had a gut feeling that this game was gonna flop.
Was too good to be true.
i didn’t think it would be good either
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You’re no shaman or fortune teller, it was literally obvious how bad the game was from first trailer
@@spenny2cents Are you talking about the footage from years ago? Because that looked cool. It's Cyberpunk all over again.
"Think Cyberpunk but with furries" lmfao
the intro is actually very well done haha
This looks like G force in an alternate universe.
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Dude I remember early teaser posters at the movies showing the guinea pigs holding assault rifles.
I have a hunch they made this game for literal toddlers.
The story is on par with an episode of Teletubbies.
If you ever watched it you'll notice they actually repeat the informative segment once within each episode, since the producer assumed the stupid kid watching the show can't actually process the things he just saw if you only show it once.
I also like comparing the ham-fisted inspirational messages within the game to Dhar Mann videos.
Well, any child would have a fileld day with that inventory/crafting system and the quests. Even I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at and what to do next most the time.
I agree with most of your takes, though my experience with melee two handed swords is vastly different, that shit slapped hard af. I sure hope the company allows them to make a second game with a good budget, though the negative reviews probably will have them shut it down, there is so much potential and now the game has a lot of bones to work with.
It’s sad how so many games are being hyped up to be labeled “triple A”
If an indie team tries to go for the AAA aesthetic, they're guaranteed to fail
@@Android480 Exactly. No way you're gonna make a good triple A game if it's your first time making a game.
Oh don't worry AAAA games are on the way
@@Android480 they forget why AAA games are AAA, then try to replicate then with 1/5 of the budget and 1/5 of developers while charging the same price, then you have biomutant
At this point, triple A means nothing to me. Most of the recent AAA games over the last few years have been beyond awful and their excuse is “it’s a live service”. Like no? I didn’t pay you $60 for half a game
"half the shit in this game sounds like it was named by discord employees" 💀☠️😂🤣
"Half of the stuff in this game sounds like it was named by Discord employees"
Charlie always has a different way of looking at things lol
finally found you
Your name and picture scare me because I now find myself wondering what Jellal would look like with a moustache but I don't think I wanna look it up lol
I wonder if this man is a bot🤨
He is on every comment section
STOP giving this guy likes on his comments! He comments around 1000 Videos a day and is always in the top comments THIS CAN'T BE A COINCIDENCE! I don't know what trick he's using but it needs to stop, so STOP LIKING HIS COMMENTS! Other ppl also deserve to be top comment!
@@drdomm h
Thanks for the honest review
Amazing how mixed the reviews, though anyone who has played can agree the narrorator is annoying. Plus you get dialogue from your inner voice in the form as an angel or demon and if they spoke as a narrorator instead of a checking in every couple of hours it would be a bit more pleasant to listen to
yeaaah, I would like to see more of light and dark. I don't mind the narrator, my main issue with dialogue is that a lot of conversations with NPCs seem to go in agonizing circles and take too long to say simple things. Dialogue is incredibly valid critique... rest of the game, though, not as bad as the internet hate mob is making it out to be.
It could be an okay game if they didn't charge a triple A game price for a low budget indie game
Well I'm pretty sure that's THQs doing. Maybe they were trying to get some of the revenue back that they've pumped into the studio for delaying it that much.
@@Kong20012 worth far more than 5$ calm down
Great review. Ubisoft comparison was on point.
one of only a handful of times that im glad that i ignored reviews and videos on this game to form an opinion of my own and in all honesty im having a fucking blast. i disagree with most of what Charlie said but regardless, i realize he wasn't having fun with the game but i respect him for actually finishing it not quitting before the end of the tutorial like a lot of people I've seen. I'll admit 60 is steep of a price but like cyberpunk I've personally had minimal issues (a majority being frame rate related) and no problems with broken quests. to each their own ig. great video Charlie
this game really makes you FEEL like uninstalling
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Remember guys. This is the dude who couldnt write one sentence without an edit. Which means he couldnt pass the tutorial on easy. The games fine. Grab it on sell at 40$. Its worth it at a discounted price.
Yep, my friend and I refunded at the same time.
@@Eggsecuter u listen to fergie so i think its safe to say your opinion about anything is probably shit.
He really beat the whole game in 8 hours
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Even the order 1886 was longer jeez
Wow a giant open world game is _that_ short??? No an 8 hour game should never cost $60 unless the multiplayer is the main sell to it
@@lawrencetalbot8346 yea
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There’s nothing wrong with an 8 hour game priced at 60$ if it’s actually good.
Damn, I was excited for this too
hope THQ Nordic dont get discouraged, Charlie's just giving ya some hard love.
Fun fact: if a start up is sold for more than 60 dollars... it’s a piece of shit
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The exception is Kingdom Come Deliverance
@@doctorjoker1875 completely agree
I feel like they messed up the price
Because on my steam its $60 Canadian
They didn't even attempt to convert the currency. Lol
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I could already tell this shit was gonna bomb just based off the Instagram ads. It promised too much. Cyberpunk syndrome
Facts
Same. I saw the ads on yt just showing the character walk around and I could already tell it was gonna suck because they weren't showing anything else
@@superbeanx2 lmao yeah
I just want to say thank you for saving me from wasting my money on this game. It has been on my wishlist for over a year.
The game world is actually one of the most beautiful I've ever seen in terms of color vibrancy. The game looks amazing if it wasn't broken.
By broken you mean boring?
@@trice286 yeah I guess so. The visuals are amazing but the gameplay is apparently trash.
who would win?
"oh, i remember you from when you were a kidling..."
"he's a man, not a god. come on comrades"
K I D L I N G
"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow in the knee" That phrase wins.
@@Locurafia but do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying of course you don’t
A group of texturures and animators made this game. That’s it.
not even animators. some of the animations in the cutscenes are just embarrassing.
@@evanj2075 true
I remember when they were showing off this game at E3 and my friend was excited for it. I told him i thought it looked like it had cool ideas, but also looked barren, unfinished, and sort of like a tech demo. Although I thought if it came out anytime soon it would feel unfinished, I didn't expect it to be as lackluster as it is. I expected the combat to at least feel really good, but be the only thing outside of character design and animation that was good.
As an Australian I can confirm we call elevator's uppie downies
I instantly turned the narrator off. Just listening to the animals talk in their funny little languages with subtitles was way better of an experience.
Likewise, then I refunded it.
"The characters have no depth, they just look nice"
Charlie furry confirmed.
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That's not how it works
"think cyberpunk but with furries"
nice pfp, where is it from? gow fanart or concept art?
@@anartist8087 ...i don't want to think that
-"...you're being a real bonker donker..."
...yeah, wonder where one of the lead mad max devs ever got these crazy dialogue ideas...
perhaps an easter egg search : "The Tell of Captain Walker"
...member this?
This review is spot on :D
"Narratively this is a complete disaster, the writing is some of the worst I've seen. It's up there with Kingdom Hearts 3." I waited 13 years for that game and he's fucking right LMAO.
Cap
he shouldve said "the writing is as bad as the whole kingdom hearts series"
@@dawidek8237 KH 1 narrative is fine. So is the beginning of KH 2. The rest though
@@nickarce1735 no cap
@@nickarce1735 kh3 was garbage. I love probably 80% of KH games too, I'm not even a hard sell. It is what it is.
I was reeeally tempted to pre order. Man did I dodge a bullet.
Why the hell would you do such an idiotic thing like preorder a game?
@@BlitzkriegBryce Because OP’s an idiot that wasn’t born when the likes of Cyberpunk came out
@@BlitzkriegBryce Wait he just said he didn't, are you dyslexic?
@@aheenobarbushenocied9880 he said he was tempted, which means preordering is a possibility for him.
Same, I kept seeing it all over the place and almost pre ordered it. I really wanted it to be good.
this game just shows the team has a lot of potential if they continue working on this game it could be a masterpiece
Damn I was really excited about it. Guess I’ll just have to wait, till it’s actually finished.
I’m surprised he didn’t talk about how weird the hud and menus looked like. Looks like their from fortnite.
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Fortnite is meant to appeal to kids. Biomutant is meant to appeal to kids. This game wasn't targeted towards edgy Dark Souls players.
*they're
@@handsomemac1621 yeah pretty obviously meant for 8 years old and lower with the naming of everything, i mean fuck the names are so stupid
@@Bluewoofz I mean, yeah? But in the first place it isn't necessarily even a flaw. There are genuine flaws with combat but nobody mentions it in the comments, they just jump on the hate wagon talking about it being childish. When childish is exactly what it was meant to be.