TikToks That Made Schlatt Lose His Mind
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- čas přidán 18. 09. 2022
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After his mind went lost through these tiktoks he went ahead and did something in the UK on September 8 2022.
But.. the shirt said he didn't...
@@alrightatgames the shirt lied…
@@Metrolikescheese Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing
He did it on my birthday. Every birthday I will have to remember what tragedy happened because of schlatt
what the fuck are you talking about you sound like a dumbass little kid
You have perfected his thumbnail style, I thought this was a new schlatt video!
Well his thumbnails are the most simple things on earth
@@yeetyboi67 True.
dude what i didnt notice until you said so
The replies are proof people don’t know this is actually one is Sclatts channels
same
8:50 "What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat?"
For those who don't get it:
The wheelchair.
9:00
I mean, the bones aren't easy to eat either...
@@oriontigley5089 True, true, I'd imagine it'd be like trying to eat rocks lmao
@@oriontigley5089 good soup
Yep, wheelchair!
Schlatt really perfected the system.... Makes one youtube video then reposts it to 3 separate channels.... Bam, three times the profit
This isn't his channel, its a fan made one who takes streams then edits them into highlights
@@PotatoLad430 I hope schlatt gets some of the royalties from this. bro literally downloads a video, cuts 10 minutes out, adds some captions then calls it a day
@@Jdawg0529 Doubt it, this happens to a lot of streamers and a vast majority would not pay or be indorsed by the streamer themselves
@@Jdawg0529 nahh, he defo knows about this channel but I think a lot of his group are aware of these compilation/'edits' channel, esp after the Lunch Club shorts accounts
@@Jdawg0529 i mean schlatts doing even less work to make these videos lmao
8:31 In Germany we have edible straws that work flawlessly. They're basically like pasta that's been reinforced with apple fibers. The company that makes them is called wisefood. They even sent us about 8 free packets that were "past expiration" with our order!
Thats sick
That sounds amazing
Talking about straws: I recently had boba tea withba bamboo straw and it was incredible. Lifechanging even. Those things don't get soggy, don't add any weird taste and they're environmentally friendly
Bamboo straws should replace paper straws. Can't be too hard to make either since there's already a lot of bamboo-made products
@@psycholamborghini4828 Yes, I truly do enjoy cyanide with my tea. Really improves the flavor, you know?
@@ItsDaNewGuy what?
@@psycholamborghini4828 Bamboo contains cyanide. That's like, the most interesting thing about it. Pandas are the only animal that can digest cyanide without dying.
@@ItsDaNewGuy Interesting. Cherry pits also contain Cyanide. I don't think there'd really be any danger at all to using bamboo straws, besides, the way they treat the bamboo probably removes anything that would be incredibly harmful to people.
The captcha one was so relatable tho (also I really needed that last one)
I subscribe to the belief that captchas are just data mining for machine learning. By using them we are literally teaching computers to be human and detect human capabilities. That's why they get more advanced or vague.
Did you lose your voice doing captcha as well?
@@pongangelo2048 more like damn near broke the wall
@@TheReeShow well, it deters the more stupid bots
Captchas are so easy though, that guy is just blind
Fun fact about that pirate ship: they have one of those in south Carolina as like an trip for kids to shoot water at a guy dressed as a pirate named stinky pete.
thats what this one is as well, this one is in Hawaii, assuming it is, I went on it when i was a kid, kinda suprised its still there
7:52 he’s standing there like a middle aged dad
Schlatt understands the masculine appreciation of heavy industry and forging.
bros tricking me into watching the same video twice and im actually falling for it
ive watched the stream the main channel video and this. 3 videos. and i watched the full length of all of them
Ikr
7:30 she actually said H-cup, equivalent to the American G-cup
Imagine the ammount of pain if you got caught in one of those crushing machines
Okay but it’s kinda sick going out like that
Just go in head first, won't feel a thing.
@@TheRallycore before it reaches your brain itd crush your skull so youd still momentarily feel it
schlatt turning into nardwuar @ 5:28
7:53 What a distinguished gentleman
13:26 the most American thing I have heard all day.
I love watching “Schlatt” react to these TikToks
R.I.P. SHAT
REST IN PETER
When schlatt does not post we got this as the second best thing
he did tho
@@boogieloogie3150 this is the shlagg account, if that’s what you mean
2:19 made me spit my cereal everywhere
3:24 ohh so thas how nokias are made
Durability test:
i literally died of laughter
Rip
@@billcosby2132 time to go ham on those cold cheeks amirite
💀
R.I.P Bozo
did u meet the queen
The very human guy could literally make the next saw movie 🤣
4:24 The fact I casually looked over at my watch/calender and it's fucking 9.11 today aswell, Im dying
6:00 I've seen way to many people fall into those to enjoy them anymore
Hi schlagg I really appreciate all you do for your viewers at the ment sick with the flu, watching your videos has really helped me through the sickness. Thank you, schlarg
can we please get someone to keep a record of this mans final wishes?? he says what he wants done every other video
0:31 when schlatt's number got to 9 i though "no fkn way"
5:28 bros hitting the perfect nardwuar impression
The only part of the vegetable you can't eat is the wheelchair.
7:52 That is the most "I just finished with your daughter, so now I'm drinking your milk" energy
7:38 is that a jojo refrence.
4:30 what tragedy
12:54 I started crying I needed that tbh
u prob just need some ram tbh
I hope that Capcha guy is recovering after his nightmarish experience.
2:02 bro somebody get mickey mouse an inhaler 💀
6:50 Schlatt's Mother on her way to the next client.
The punchline to "what's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat?" Is the wheelchair.
Wheelchair a vegetable??
@@howepellin Disabled people are vegetables
9:00 the punchline is “the wheelchair”
11:23 WHY IS IT SO PERFECT 😭
The same person that made recaptcha made the duolingo owl. He's always chosen violence.
chosen*
@@McBehrer yep
10:29 im alive i had my seatbelt on
I really enjoy "Schlatt" reacting to these
we need to start doing what Italy is doing and use pasta for straws
My stoner friend had this wild idea that captchas were actually visual recognition tests for artificial intelligence, but it was easier to make hundreds of thousands of humans do the recognition for the AI and submit the correct responses under the guise of a small security feature.
Ngl sounds legit
12:48 timestamp Can’t have nothing in Detroit
4:53 Fuckin inline turbo charged baby 💀
10:34 Big Guy dropped a fire tongue twister and expected us not to notice🔥
Rear corner panel of the wheel well
Cant wait for ‘TikToks that made Schlatt Go Crazy’ to drop
8:56
"What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat?"
The wheelchair.
?
@@bluefireplayz6593 "vegetable" is another term for someone who is basically brain dead
shlatt dies:cause of death being crushed by the glass thingy
2:30 Once again, you can find this red ship sailing the western coast of Florida. I’ve seen it many many times.
What a wholesome ending
Life hack: change the accessibility settings on the bottom left of the captcha. Sometimes you can switch to hearing and typing numbers (basically tell the robot you’re blind) and that version of the caption is easier to deal with.
I did the number thing at 0:50 and then I said 11 after schlatt said 9 so little joke for you there
thank you Nine_TwentyTwo
1:18 Mr. Small had enough 💀💀
He sound like Mr. Steven Small from amazing world of gumball.
I couldn’t stop laughing.
imagine if you had this on in another tab.
“i ran into the back of a dodge caravan and killed a family of five.”
**national amthem**
Schlatt does any unnecessary math.
Brain: fockin ANGR
The thing Schlatt said at the end is so true! Where I live a 90 year old woman killed a driver in a Dodge Caravan too!
5:09 wise words
7:56 made me dying
A place by where I live has some weird-looking biodegradable straws, but they don't ruin my drink's flavor or get soggy so I like them
Me watching my straw dissolve into the water as Taylor swift takes a 20 minute private plane ride:
"schlatt's" mind was already lost when he hit that family of 5 back in '99
7:25 .... I mean bro had a choice either never expirience it or expirience it now
"HE'S NOT GOIN FOR THE FISH!!"
How did that end on such a wholesome note my guy
Thats a baby gator, hardly a problem. Give him a hug 😂
That last bit had me on the floor.
That grinder reminded him of what he did to those innocent bystanders in 99'
Schlong never fails to amuse.
Considering the amount of 9/11 jokes with schlatt, I was slightly concerned when I chose my number as five...
Paper straws wrapped in plastic... nice💀💀🤣🤣
He really needed to balance it out in the end huh 13:00
Shlatt ends the video on a good note with that wholesome motivational video, then reminds us that he's shlatt by joking about killing a family of five. That's why I love him lol
6:23 “put my head in there”
1:00 Movie idea-someone has to deactivate a bomb but it's all in captcha
That’s genius
i kinda like watchin' this little schlagg fella
Shlatt impersonating motivational dude sounded just like Nardwaur
Aaand that is how I’m ending my night.
These videos truly made
wtf if you hold space Schlatt sounds like AI Ben Shapiro haha
I love the outro music. God bless America
Good to see "Schlatt" watching "Tiktoks" and not doing something else.
The ending 😂
Shout out to that last one, needed that.
12:55
We all know that at least ONE serial killer has seen a video like that on Tiktok and they thought
"Maybe I am a human"
ngl i needed that bit at the end
There’s a straw called an agave straw. It’s a straw made from an agave plant and it’s as durable as as a plastic straw, and it’s biodegradable. :)
Happy international Jshclatt day
Nah its good- love you jschlatt
13:24 caught me off guard, I was totally blindsided
same
Fun fact: alligators can run faster then humans and can also climb up trees.....
dude that one where that guy was like saying nice things ACTUALLY MADE ME HAPPY BECAUSE I FAILED MY CHEM TEST TODAY AND I WAS SO SAD ABOUT IT
i love you shlaggletin
Schluggernaut
6:41
its steroid. 500 calories with a touch of "How did we get here"
5:28 thanks for the advice schlat
It’s schlatt offering to help the walrus for me