What Ambulances Will Look Like Under Trumpcare
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- Virginia gubernatorial candidate Tom Perriello is finding alternative uses for ambulances in case Trumpcare deems them useless.
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"This is gonna be a disaster". America 2017 and onward.
Nelly Evosium the UK will be in that mess 2
The Dutch, too, I think. Disaster was narrowly averted after the last elections, but that won't last long if the ruling parties can't get their shit together.
*screaming woman* THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE
"Remember how you all hated me? Guess what fuckers, you're in for it now." ~2016
zJoriz no
Let's hope Trump doesn't try to grope the crusher.. it is a model after all.
Upside, though.. it might grope him back. Really hard.
New Message.. Yeah, and hopefully it will then press the point.. :)
it might be a model, but Trump would never grope something that has curves that big!
There's no way he could get his tiny hands to grope that thing.
*Reads New Message *
I don't blame him. After all it is a 10.
6:05 "THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!" lol That seriously made me get into a fit of uncontrollable laughter. Felt so bad for that news journalist lol
This call with Mulvaney is just unreal. Like how incompetent you have to be to let that happen. It's like a monthy python skit but it's real life.
To be fair, and like Colbert already pointed out, conference calls ALWAYS are a messy tangle of half phrases and odd sounds. The start of this one sounded quite quite coherent, that's a huge achievement!
Yeah for all the shit I'm willing to give Republicans (and it was hilarious), that kind of thing does happen on conference calls every once in a while. I have fond memories of having to move the conference because someone went on hold and it started blasting a terrible chiptune of Holst's The Planets.
I mean, it's not like you can take someone elses phone off of hold or compel the universe to not break his line up. I'm all for dumping on this administration, but there's no shortage of times where they _actually_ fuck up to do that with. The only thing they could do to fix it would be to hang up and re-dial, which is a little hard to orchestrate when nobody can understand what you're saying lol.
Based on all the other shit, I think they did it on purpose to avoid answering questions they don't want to answer. It's the equivalent of spencer stammering, giving non answers and then hurriedly walking off. The WHiteHouse ahs people to manage this stuff. When was the last time that happened in the white house? has it ever happened before? Has the perosn who said 'This is unbelievable' come forward?
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE
That conference call was the Trump organization in a nutshell.
- Complete chaos, misplaced attempts to soothe nerves, broken communication, and someone screaming "THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!".
America is showing her true sense of patriotism through all of us who protest this authoritarian government. God bless you Steven Colbert.
That is not enough.America needs to stand up for it's right's.
Carol Price We are standing up now
Colbert has been relentless. Trump being elected is the worst thing for America, but he's the best thing for Stephen Colbert's ratings. No one has railed into Trump as much as Colbert and I commend him for that, but now everyone wants more Colbert. He's probably the best entertained on late night today.
If you're not familiar with them yet, I strongly recommend Seth Meyers and his "Late Night", as well as Trevor Noah from "The Daily Show", both strong critics of the Trump administration, and downright hilarious with their own style. John Oliver in "Last week tonight" hits him from time to time, and it tends to be awesome.
Don't forget Jim Jefferies.
What about Bill Maher??
this entire administration is a joke
pyrophobia133 depends where you live
😁
pyrophobia133 If this is a joke, I don't get it.
It's actually hilarious.
Not near as much as the last one
pyrophobia133 Off topic, but your profile pic is fantastic
Model 10 Crusher for president. It's big. It's powerful. It crushes. And it's more coherent than Trump.
Greg K Vote Model 10: It simply does its job!
I don't like the fact that it crushes, but to be fair it treats everyone equally.
headcoLd 7. You said it! Model 10 Crusher never complains that crushing is "complicated, who knew?" or "hard". It just gets on with it.
Greg K because the Crucher is actually getting the job done with no complains on how the previous Crusher left a mess and didn't do the job right. He didn't complain either on how the work is harder than he thought. Vote for the Model 10 Crusher 2020
Sup
This new season of Orange is The New Black is really weird...
Orange is the new President is alot weirder.
tell me about it
and bad. I miss the old black...
lmao! I see what u did there
This is one of the best jokes I've come across XD
The Model 10 Crusher would definitely not do a worse job than Trump.
in all seriousness, no one can beat colbert on the current late night scene when it comes to politics! the jokes are spot on hilarious! The jokes are the best!
Ian Mccown his voice of trump is hilarious. spot on
TroBudden haha true, one of my favorite things is when he's introducing someone and makes a joke by their appearance. "democratic governor candidate and baby born in a suit" or whatever xD
Ian Mccown
I live sometimes for 11:30 😆🤣🤣😆
Is it just me or are the portrait photo jokes the funniest shit in these monologues ever? "and baby born in a suit"! LOL
Without my daily dose of mr Colbert. I am empty inside.. :)
I meant in a spiritual sense. As in "my soul feels empty" Absolutely no insult intended
You must have a pretty sad life to say that boy
"THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!" I lost my mind hahahahaha
Thank you Mr Colbert for keeping me sane
This has been incredible show from writing and Colbert's performance POV. Laughed my ass off in the face of great despair and sadness. That's how we should roll.
Pēteris Krišjānis that’s how we have to roll right now, sadly. Cheers.
I love Stephen's commitment to putting his imaginary props away. Classic comedic rule.
Why did they fire the Chief Usher lady? They must have had to 'justify' it somehow, or do you not need a reason to sack people in Trump's America? Poor woman. Someone should start a crowdfunding page for her.
Counts of racism and unfair firing. Same things we impeached Andrew Johnson for.
Algea Biofuels um we haven't impeached a single president so far
ShashTrip Actually we've impeached 2.
You are both right. Call em partial impeachments. With Andrew Johnson we at least got a new president.
We should learn from Canada. They know how to care for their people.
YES THEY DO CANADA CARES ABOUT THERE OWN THATS WHY THEY HAVE LESS CRIME AND LIVE LONGER ....WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT""????
TRUMP WILL BOMB CANADA SOON. IT WILL BE FUN TO JOIN THE PARTY. WATCH THEIR FLESH BURN IN REAL-TIME, AS AMERICA BURNS. SO PROUD. KUDOS TO THE GOP
With just 10% of US population, it's a lot easier.
The Model 10 Crusher has a higher approval rating than Trump.
Bubba Ray LMAO IM DEAD
So does the Bombay Sapphire
Also a higher IQ
The joke about the call being more productive than most office calls had me laughing too hard.
when a canadian return alcohol because it countains too much alcohol... You know he must be right and the alcohol in the beverage is WAY above the normal
Of course, if it had been a Republican's TV ad, they wouldn't have taken the patient out of the ambulance first.
👏👏👏
fidorover 😂
fidorover it'd be money saved!
fidorover 😅😄😄😄😄😄😅😅😅
Come on, that's obviously not true. They would've checked to see if the patient was a wealthy campaign contributor first.
They should have painted the Model 10 Crusher ORANGE
Anyone up for getting drunk and moving to Canada? Cause I'm down for it.
ThesightofPeace 97 some men like to sit and watch their country burn. But I did buy a Canadian tuxedo just in case it gets too hot! ✌️😁
Count me in. I am depressed.
Count me in!
And Canada is " not full"
Throw in some weed and I'll be in your backseat before you can say "impeachment."
People are using the firecolbert hastag! They are the biggest idiots in the world. This guy is amazing!
Meh, those guys are just a bunch of PC conservative snowflakes.
Hartzilla2007 PC means politically correct, conservatives aren't politically correct
Obnoxious Fandom Name Anyone can be politically correct if it means shutting people you disagree with up.
Kami no, I don't think you understand what politically correct means
Obnoxious Fandom Name it is only you who doesn't understand. that is obvious
I lost it when the camera went back to Colbert and he was eating popcorn😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Putting away the invisible props was on point today, glad to see it.
be happy it is not Russian national enthem playing in the background
amrita sarkar give it a couple months. ...
hahahah true. waiting for the drama to unfold
amrita sarkar coollldddd blooodeddd !!
I am sure if Putin told them too, they would, but he had to save what little integrity the white house has left, by only ordering trump once, to meet the ambassador.
Ah, Amrita, I feel your pain.
STEPHEN, STEPHEN, STEPHEN!
all jokes aside we have to vote him out in 2020. Don't forget that everybody.
good luck with your election this year Americans need to make him disappear
On behalf of 2020, please do!
Accomplished!!! As of nov.10.20!!! He’s whining bigly
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! And they STILL have not staffed the White House properly.
They do not know how to do anything "properly".
Interacting with the audience is so genuine.
I laughed SO HARD at “this is unbelievable”
Guys, guys, give the poor man a break... from office...
colbert is still so cute
gabby only to morons
A Mut whoa there!
gabby and have you heard him sing? Not bad!
That phone call was totally hilarious. Truly real life is funnier than fiction.
And Trumpcare is now called "When Hell Freezes Over"
What an awesome Eagles concert that was !!
too bad trump wasn't in that ambulance..
Pat Brennan please. Let's not make a martyr out of Trump. Due process of law.
It would have exploded and McDonald’s cheeseburgers and bottles of Diet Coke would have been raining down
Ah, I remember the good old times in school when people debated whether "Hotel California" was about satanism or not!
Yeah, now the debate is whether or not Trump is Satan . . . I don't think there should be any debate, it's pretty clear he at least sold his soul to the devil.
+Buenomars - "You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave" ...I would assume that at least means, "Whatever the frick this hotel represents, you'll be dead before you get out." Could be lots of things, none of them pleasant.
Hasn't the bands said it's about drug addiction?
Satanism is the purest form of Christianity since Satan is found nowhere else.
@@maryleedeferrari7020 I am Robert Johnson. At the Crossroads is where I met with Satan , to sell my Soul for a measely 28 songs!
People do remember my name tho ! That's something I guess.
The part with the "this is unbelievable!!" lady, I SWEAR TO GOD, I've never laughed as hard at a late night talk show in my entire life. And the thing is, he didn't even made that joke, it was just there!!!!
A liquor with 77% alcohol by volume just isn't drinkable on its own by normal people. I have 80% (or 160 proof) rum for use in Feuerzangenbowle. One poor unfortunate soul tried fixing himself a shot of the stuff, thinking it was regular rum. I had to clean half the room after they spat it out in a pain.
Hahaha, Stephen's Canadian impression.
I would buy that copy of the New York Times.
Stephen, we will welcome you to Canada ANYTIME!
That Huckabee lady's brow is so heavy, she looks like Igor. Which is apt, given the healthcare standards of this administration.
Colbert is on Fire these days!
Stephen Colbert 2020! For real, I'm serious as fuck!
MrPoppins16 nah man politics would ruin his credibility. I like him better as a key figure in critiquing politics
Why are you calling Chris Parker a shade of dark red brown?
God, I wish Colbert would run. He'd do a damn better job of it.
Yes, please!
Well, if a guy like Donald Trump can become president, anyone can :D
"Annual reports of parties becoming Siiick" I died. I LOVE you Stephen Colbert. You make my days so much brighter.
Only in Canada can a person complain about the alcohol having too much alcohol! 😂
Ashmita Nandy I saw the warning about this booze in the newspaper, went out and bought 4 bottles. Only one fucking idiot complained about this but you're absolutely right. The person that complained probably can't hold his liquor, shouldn't drink anyways. Now, Im off to have a few shots of Everclear. Merci gracias
Alcohol is literally poison. Taste matters too
The only complainant was the taxman
As a Canadian, I approve this message.
Stephen Colbert is back baby! 🙌
These 5 months have been unbelievable
I am in utter disbelief of that conference call. That was the most ridiculous real-life situation I have ever seen in my life; I haven't laughed that hard in years. I was literally crying.
the ambulance in Trump presidency is a hearse LOL
I'm 19 and I like "Hotel California". I've known that song for ages. Stop condescending to young people! I have used Snapchat and Floppy Disks.
Keep doing what you do Steve. Don't let the annoying trumpet noises bring you down.
Please don't stop Mr. Colbert. Love from Africa 💎
the Model 10 crusher would make a better president than trump.
look trump may have half of his brain not functioning but im sure have he would be better
everyone would be better suited for this than Trump
Maybe if they'd put trump in the Model 10...
The model 10 is meant to destroy things so that's a difference
Trump does it on accident (i hope)
Actually Spicer and Mulvaney should not be worried about the after Trump.
They just need to go to comedy
The Model 10 Crusher Donnie. I like it.
Props to John for nailing it !! Just the right amount of interjection !
This administration is going from bad to worse. - LSSC is great !
#GiveColbertaRaise!
Thank you Stephen!! You've done it again! Hats off to you again 😂😂
“LOCK HIM UP” AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE “DON’T FORGET TO THROW AWAY THE 🔑 “
Why wasn't Trump inside of the destroyed ambulance car???
Get Trump Out
Stephen Colbert is, was and will continue to be my hero.
Stephen Colber's planned reactions are remarkable. I love the middle!
Trump. That's the joke.
0:45 Why did the audience laugh before the joke ended?
They missed their cue.
I love you Stephen!!
You reached over and hung up the phone off-camera! That was hilarious!!
*The title of the video has a spelling error* : Trump _scare_
- There I fixed it!
Damn all these dislikes thoe! These butt hurt crybabies dont like to be remembered of the bigest mistake of their lives! Voting for Orange!
to the guy at 0:03..... I too shriek like that when I see colbert.
"This is unbelievable!" I've been yelling this since November 9th...
James Frank - oh, we all have honey. Greetings - and commiserations - from the UK. ;)
Party becoming sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stephen, when you go to Canada, so will I. Just give us all a heads up!
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!!!
That was a great "Whoa!" at the start.
not a word about the french election ? come on stephen your name is litterally "Colbert" !
destroy the Trump administration. keep going Colbert!
We have conference calls like that ALL THE TIME!! But usually I hear snoring... Lol
This is one of the best Colbert monologues yet.
You fools! Obviously Mulvany is a sleeper agent robot! The music was the exact right combination of notes to triggered his long suppressed programming! We're doomed!
Model 10 Crusher 2020 ~ Making America Flat Again.
"THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!" screamed the woman at 06:05. And boy, was she right!
We love you Colbert please don't let them silence you
please move to Canada, Stephen!! you can have all the gin you want.
shit why wasnt I buyin gin?
when he says "everybody" I shiver a little 😨😯😁
More power to you Colbert!
Still waiting for Donald Trump to take of his mask and say *"Sorry, it was all a prank !"*
The Bat of Gotham - yep. Getting old now chaps. Enough already.
77%? Isn't that basically the purest alcohol you can get without resorting to some serious (and unfit for human consumption) industrial chemistry? Just... how? How no one did notice? Then again, this is gin...
3dent Nope, that would be 92%, which is the best you can get from regular distillation.
OK. I was sure the limit was somewhere in the 75% range, but I was wrong... It's indeed in the 90s (different places five slightly differend figures.) And I also learned why it's called "degrres" in some places. :)
I bet you that crusher has one hell of a handshake, and you know you can trust a firm handshake!
i fucking love colbert, like if u agree
SAME
this better be the most liked comment on youtube
Eh, he's okay. Little far to the left. I feel like both sides have some merit
How is he far to the left?
I suppose I don't have any solid proof, but he seems to come off that way.