The Legend of Jerma: Bodyguard of the Brainless
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- čas přidán 28. 01. 2023
- Ancient chat hieroglyphics guide our hero once more.
Originally streamed on November 9th, 2022
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Even with his face hair Jerma still looks 37 despite being 37
I know right. I hears that he is 27 but that people say that he's actually 27.
i cant belive its only been zero years since he played tf2
It was written in the stars
Im a regular hood dude doing food reviews on my CZcams channel 🥷🥷
@@SevenHunnid stop spamming youtube comments like a single person is going to give a shit about your channel
It's annoying
In all of these streams, I don't think Mipha has saved him even once. Somehow every single time she triggers he's managed to fall off the largest cliff in a 3 mile radius directly into a pool of lava/quicksand, she literally just shows up to t-pose next to him while he dies
yep never seen it other than this time when he got decked repeatedly by guardians and was riding on a quarter heart
nope, happened once in the last video. not sure how you got 122 likes being flat out wrong with no one to call you out on it, but here we are.
@@poudink5791 Oh my god please forgive me for being incorrect. How could I have committed such a heinous crime as jokingly pointing out a common occurrence within the videos without first going and making sure that there is never a single case of them not following that pattern??? And not only that, but I've COERCED 129 people into liking the comment as well, how villainous of me. I truly hope you; poudink, and the rest of the Jerma community can forgive me for my transgressions.
@@poudink5791 can you teach me how to be cool like you bro?
@@poudink5791 jesus you've been so desperate for an "uhm acktchually" moment that you really leaped RIGHT AWAY at this limp little attempt at a mic drop, huh? lmao god you tried wording it so seriously too, over a fairy in a zelda game
when he said that every BOTW stream is like a mr bean episode he was absolutely telling the truth
whats botw
@@jozza9645 Breath of the Wild
i mean, he IS the mr. bean of twitch (mr. bean will be in fortnite before 2025 btw calling it)
Link is basically Mr brean
@@jozza9645 best of the worst
I love that Jerma assumes an ancient traditional song is going to have the cadence of a modern radio pop song
Sumerian andy
Can't blame him, he doesn't know wha cadence means
Not even modern, like 2006
Ngl it sounds like he's singing the opening to Hercules
the glitch where he just didnt die to the guardians and then finally mipha saved him AND then the fairies i was almost puking in laughter
Not a glitch, you actually get i-frames everytime you get hit, if you get hit while still invincible it resets, but you can still get hurt of fall damage.
[Spoiler]: in a cave to get to a shrine there are like a dozen sedimentary guardians where you are supposed to glide through, basically fell in and was ragdolled to death for 2 entire minutes, laughing my ass of awaiting my untimely death
@@Manu-fq5hd wait so does that mean you can use guardian laser attacks to essentially stunlock you thereby softlocking your game?
@@Ryan-op7yd i don't think softlock but you'll be there for a while 🤣
@@Manu-fq5hd that's hilarious and informative!
You don’t take damage immediately after getting knocked down to prevent stunlock deaths
Why the fuck did I just cry laughing at jerma getting hit by 100 guardian lasers in a row
maybe because it was funny
@@SuperRollyTrolly yeah you’re probably right
After watching him go through the stealth segment he BETTER be able to dodge the battle axe, otherwise he has no explanation
i hope he can dodge it too, but watching these streams has made me think. imagine you have your adventuring team with the one guy who can dodge a battle axe, and that's the only thing he does, so for the entirety of the adventure he sits in the background smoking cigarettes while the smart guy solves puzzles and the big guy moves boulders out of the way or whatever. and whenever someone questions whether or not the guy is pulling his weight, he hypes up the fact that he can dodge a battle axe. so eventually the party comes up against a giant dude with a battle axe. by all means, they should be screwed, but before they can cower in fear, the guy who can dodge a battle axe smirks, and valiantly steps forward to face the foe. imagine how funny it'd be if he goes into his fighting stance, fails to dodge the battle axe and just instantly gets cleaved in half
@@battlekirby "Dude why did you waste all your time leveling up the guy that only claims he can dodge a battle axe, we had a mage on the bench this entire time and you brought the battle axe guy to every mission"
"Is he ok? What happened", as Link gets stunlocked for a minute straight by death lasers
Jerma slowly transitioning from normal voice to Mr. Satan for no reason is so like him
He looks like he’s wearing toddler pajamas
Watching Jerma play a children’s game is like watching a child play a children’s game
Maybe like if an alien was playing a kids game
woah woah woah not a childrens game clearly this adult cant even play it normally
@@repingers9777 "This is not what humans should be doing!!"
Is it really a children's game though?
@@aarona.3261 It doesnt interrupt you constantly it doesn't hold your hand at all and it expects you do learn and figure shit out yourself it's probably one of the most mature games of all time but let's just call it E for everyone lmao
4:25 had to watch this a few times to figure this out?? after taking a guardian beam and falling off of his (now dead) horse, he seems to be stuck in this 'knockback' phase. i know that when you get hit by multiple guardian beams normally, every consequential one will not hurt you and just stagger you to keep it fair i guess. he seemed to be stuck in that, although normally you can break out of that stagger by doing anything else (swinging, jumping, running, paragliding, even just finishing the 'standing up' animation) but nothing seemed to get him out of it.
the thing that triggered mipha's grace was a stahl arrow from one of the skeletal moblin's bows o_o from that point on some semblance of normalcy is achieved again...
that was very strange!
he used a fraction of his insane power to survive but he couldn't control it for long
I think it's pretty common to see that sort of stunlock, I know I've seen it happen before. Just some jank with the ragdoll code and how it works with damage.
yeah the same sort of thing happens during waterblight ganon’s ice attack, once you’re hit with one the others just stun you but sometimes it bugs out and keeps hitting you forever lol
Even with the facial hair Jerma still looks 37 despite being 50
CRAZED streamer FREAKS out when chat doesnt notice that he SHAVED maybe a LITTLE bit.
literally every time jerma makes a mistake its like an episode of Tom & Jerry
I never understood backseating until I watched jerma do the stealth section in the most inefficient and infuriating way possible
Even with his face hair Jerma still looks like an ancient sumerian god despite being 37
he looks green
god, i knew watching this would hurt. i'm sick with a chest infection and, of all things, laughter hurts the most. seeing Jerma get stuck at 1/4 a heart while being absolutely battered by some guardians that wouldn't let him die nearly cost me a lung. i haven't had a near death experience like this in forever, thank you for this moment
How is it even possible that he could get caught that many times?
I am honestly loving this series. Really really happy Jerma is finally playing Breath of the Wild. Watching my favorite streamer play my favorite game is really something. And somehow he makes everything tem times more hilarious, without even trying. I hope he plays more of it. Thanks Jerma
Right?? No one else plays it this badly I love it so much
This is pretty much exactly how I felt with his elden ring playthrough
@@wetbread5064 I could imagine, unfortunately I myself aren't very into Eldin Ring though.
The Ancient Greeks did not die for this
You know, eventually Jerma will have to take off his fake skin to eat right? Its only a matter of time before we catch him.
shedding stream when
Mfw he eats the face skin 🥴
Disproven. He has eaten human burgers on stream before WITH his mask.
Chat is the Wheatley to Jerma's GLaDOS; an intelligence dampening core, creating an endless _stream_ of terrible ideas and turning him into an idiot.
It baffles me how the "fly and kapow" emotes he was reading was interpreted as just jump in the blades of the helicopter guardians.
Even with his face hair Jerma still looks like a newborn despite being 37
This guy really out here playing games now huh...
jerma struggling to comprehend that something has multiple solutions.
Even with the face hair Jerma still looks in his 50s despite being 37
jerma doesn't look like he's in his 50's at all
he looks he's in his 20s
@@angadgrewal9324 he looks like he was just ejected from the birth canal
12:32. That’s all I need to type.
14:20 is worse
jerma really looks like a drow elf this stream
I can't believe this video didn't show the great eyeless one cameo. Highlight of the stream
Idk why I think I can trust googling jerma comments
He looks like he's wearing an adult sized onesie. And it's covered in cartoon animals.
Something about Jerma and those boulders had some intense Wile E. Coyote energy
Jerma is the king of overthinking BABY GAMES.
even with the facial hair jerma still looks like jerma
Wait… you can get CAUGHT in the volcano game?!
Thank you Twiggy for the subtitles :)
Even with 50 Jermas, face hair still looks 37 despite being hair.
Even with the facial hair Jerma still looks like he's in his 20s despite being in his 50's
how is the intro always so goddamn fitting. amazing job from vinny as always
If there’s one thing every gamer I know loves, it’s forced stealth and escort missions, so why not combine them! :)
man how Iron deficient do you have to be to struggle that much
Missed opportunity for an echoing fart joke at the beginning here
Et Tu, Pogchampers?
lets go, another highlight!!
As someone who has played botw, seeing the title might make you think that yunobo causes jerma some issues, but in reality it is just yunobo trying his best to let jerma take care of the sentinels, only for him to yell at him to simply run through. The only playthrough where yunobo is the bodyguard in this situation
6:45 I have the SAME exact thought process every time i come across a new weapon. It's literally just "but this one has a shiny and I dont want to scuff it up" and then proceed to never utilized it
The metal box part had no reason to be that funny holy shit
He truly is an e-clown
Jerma forgets that magnesis exists part 11
OH MY GOD I CANT UNSEE THE SHAVED MUSTACHE SINCE HE POINTED IT OUT
I love these silly little videos on botw I hope he didn’t drop the game😢
Each botw video is from a separate stream, he’s enjoying the game :)
if nintendo ever made a loonytoons type cartoon, jerma would be their number one inspiration
Jerma accurately describing the problem with the weapon breakability with a nifty analogy
I love seeing jerma brute force his way through absolutely everything in this game 😂
Saved it last second! What a legend.
Also sæm with the weapons for Ganon. Total did the same in persona 5. 😁😅
Easily my fav Jermaine series
Iron deficient streamer claims "he's not lazy"
Jerma looking like Shaggy left the mystery crew and joined a boy band in the 90's.
Small jerm man is inhaling the wild
i cant wait until he gets to gerudo desert
the two places to buy t-shirts: target or wal-mart
He literally said "Uwaa!"
Jerma be growing that Amish beard
Jerma looks 25-32 depending on the day. 35 at Oldest
6:04 Y'know, I've wondered that as well. Why does the forecast meter occasionally lie?
this is a stream for BELIEVERS
8:00 oh i never actually got to this point in the game. i actually wonder what's supposed to happen here.
8:12 oh wow, he actually figured it out before i did!
8:16 OH NOPE, HE DIDN'T FIGURE IT OUT, HE JUST DECIDED TO DO THE EXACT SAME THING AGAIN THAT DIDN'T WORK THE FIRST TIME.
Jerma the type of guy to do the yoinky sploinki
Why in GODS NAME is he asking for advice from a chat he put into Emote only and then get surprised he can't tell shit about what they're saying?
Unironically making my blood pressure spike why would you do this
But it's funnier, probably the mods did it instead of him
I can’t tell if the title is referring to the NPC or Jerma
who else excited for the goon of the gerudo
He looks like the Postal guy
Picasso Andy
He's S OMEGALUL BAD
Him doing the volcano not winning worst gamer of the year was a travesty.
very cool!
bruh yeah
> inventory full of shitty guardian weapons
> calls the fucking drillshaft “shitty” instead
why does he give every single character that voice 💀
Ate some good cheese crackers today
18:36 I start game, see big castle, visit big castle, beat boss
Second playthrough was good though
Imagine recovering from covid and thousands of people shame you into singing for their entertainment
Jerma why did I get an ad for THC gummys
when will he play this again damnit. he didn't beat it right? I don't remember him beating it
Wonder how long is it gonna get this guy to play age of calamity
yubnub has rock for brain
AH FINALLY
Jerma kan du göra en Sverige stream?
MORE BOTW WE CHEERED
except he hasnt streamed it in months
We're in the middle of a global pandemic and you're playing video games????
jeremy please play more zelda breath
the spotlight bit lasted too long
Lol isn’t there a way to skip this escort mission?
this mission is actually the worst in the game… that fucking guy getting in the way
yippie
He looks like he's under an inch of make up
360p webcam Andy
jerma is a person i think?
Jerma looks Amish
Why don’t you post on your main channel? New here