Thanks for watching. If you're thinking of subscribing I do appreciate it, but please don't expect more Horrible Histories content. I love the show but I'm sorry to say I doubt I'll do any more videos on it. I might however start uploading Twitch clips and vods here if/when I start streaming again. Link to my Twitch is on my channel page if you're interested! Thanks again and have a wonderful day!
Rat Cody death: you- you mean you told people it was fake and you got it yourself! **bursts out in laughter** what, did you also tell people you needed to inject sanitiser into you to clean yourself?! Trump: **silent** Death: OH YOU DID **laughs harder**
King Charles II becomes immortalised as the guy who knocked over a mug with his face on it. Bob Hale is believed to be a real historical figure. The list goes on
@@tapititytap They made Ghosts and now Ghosts has a US version, and it is the first big hit for a comedy in the US in a long time. So their impact is out there but few in the US know its origins. I miss Yonderland. That was a clever show too.
"Woah, woah, woah, woah, we'll lose the goose, we'll lose the goose!" WHY COULD I REMEMBER THAT SO CLEARLY, IT'S SO FAMILIAR SOUNDING WH- IT'S LIKE IT'S BEEN SITTING IN THE BACK OF MY BRAIN FOR YEARS WAITING FOR ME TO HEAR IT AGAIN-
"toilet humour is the peak of the comedy spectrum" I had to slow down to 0.25x speed for that and his laugh at that speed will be forever in my nightmares 1:25 for those wanting to curse themselves
0:00 is from a sketch about the fact that saxons used to give each other poop for Christmas quite a lot because of the wide variety of uses 0:07 is from a sketch where a group of vikings put on make up to scare enemies. one of them dresses up as a clown as one of those 'silly' jokes 0:11 is from a sketch about the love life of Julius Caesar. the narrator says "he was a man with everything: land, power, grapes. a lot of grapes" 0:22 is from a sketch about how middle ages doctors used to cure injuries. one of the cures was to chant like that 0:42 is from a sketch about the victorian invention 'tape worm trap" with you would suffocate on killing not only the tape worm but also you 1:02 if a sketch from a series of sketches called 'Historical Masterchef' based on the real Masterchef. the shouting is making a joke that Gordon Ramsey shouts a lot 1:10 is from a sketch from a series of sketches called 'Ready, Steady, Feast' based of 'ready, Steady, Eat'. it was a joke about the great fire of London and was basically treating it like a cooking tutorial 1:22 is from a sketch about the fact that king Henry III loved to see people farting for Christmas entertainment 1:41 is from a song called 'It's Not True" stating that a lot of common theories about history (such as King Author and William Tell) were not 100% true 1:46 is from a sketch about a man getting annoyed about the strict rules about good manners in the victorian times, so he shoves an apple pie into his girlfriend's face 2:00 is from a sketch about a Tudor family getting exited over a banana because bananas had just been brought into England at around that time 2:31 is from a sketch about preserving a dead body in the Stone Age. the presenter repeatedly his his colleague thought the sketch 2:34 is from a sketch that is a fake advert for the H1tl3r Y0*th 2:38 is from a sketch about the fact that people in the Georgian age used to get fleas a lot so they used to set tiny race tracks and get fleas to race along them 3:00 is from a song by the 4 Georges of England who sing a song together. George III was famous for being quite bizarre, therefore stating that he was the "mad one" 3:06 is from a song about William Burke and William Hare, 2 b0dysn4tch3rs and m*rd3r3rs from Edinburgh who stole dead bodies to doctors to make money 3:25 is from a sketch that is a fake TV advert about the fact that Aztecs used to kill lamas a lot, so they would get lamas from lama famers 3:32 is another sketch about Aztecs which is gross so I am not going to describe it 3:41 is from a sketch about the 3x3c*t10n of Jack Shepherd 4:11 is from a sketch about the fact the evacuees from W0rld W4r 2 would move to the country side and often get scared by the unfamiliar farm animals that lived there 4:32 is from a song about 4zt3c pr13sts who k1ll3d humans to satisfy their gods 4:40 is from a sketch about a German priest called Martin Luther (not to be confused with Martin Luther King) who used to sit on the toilet and write to his friends about his poops! 4:58 is from a sketch about the Bl4ck D34th
Can I just say, as somebody who's hard of hearing and relies on captions which are almost never provided, I really appreciate the effort that went into subtitling this.
Thanks for watching. If you're thinking of subscribing I do appreciate it, but please don't expect more Horrible Histories content. I love the show but I'm sorry to say I doubt I'll do any more videos on it. I might however start uploading Twitch clips and vods here if/when I start streaming again. Link to my Twitch is on my channel page if you're interested! Thanks again and have a wonderful day!
Got the joke straight away when I saw it this year and I’m 11
*"this is the nine o'clock noose, and this is the noose at ten"*
“And this is the person who wrote that joke”
A bit of gallows humour for you
I only just understood that joke today, at the age of 19
Sorry this sounds dumb but would it be okay if you can explain the joke? I don’t really understand it :(((
@@zeezee9596 noose sounds like news, so it's the news (noose) at 10
Alternative title
‘Jim and Simon making noises’
🤣🤣
Haha
They have names?!?!?!?
@@renameagain5808 :0
@MOKLAPP it's the actors names
Yes today, I'm going to show you how to cook
*L o n d o n*
I M S H O U T I N G F O R N O R E A S O N W H A T S O E V E R
Yes put some brow sauce on there a very nice
Watched the same part while reading the comment
I thought he said yesterday 😂
I saw and read your comment as the clip was playing for me.
I’ve been watching Horrible Histories since I was seven and I only *just* got the “Noose at ten” joke. Goes to show the writing’s rather clever.
Explain it please
@@AFrogInTheStars like the news at 10
@@solidsalt3412 amazing
@@solidsalt3412 I don't-
WAIT A MINUTE
I've been watching horrible histories since I was 6 I think, and I only just understood it. I'm 11 right now
"I'm a sausage....SIZZLE SIZZLE SIZZLE"
Shut it lampy-knickers
"Eh a fattened sheep"
Oh dear..
@@eilidhnorwood8784 How does this work?*squirts* My that’s first class
"MMOOOOH! AAAAHHHAAAAAHHHGGHH"
When you've seen every single episode of Horrible Histories so you know where this is all from
fuck i know right
Same
Season 2 episode 4
ive seen all seasons except when it started going shit
@@kennydev8196 same, I miss the old cast
"The noose at ten"
I can believe I only just got that 😆
“And this... is the person who wrote that joke”
I don't get it
@@Maria-mu4ol the news, the noose
@@L0rdOfThePies Oh right haha
@@Maria-mu4ol This is the news (noose) at ten.
Is it bad that I know all the scenes these were in
Nah, me to ItzPopsie
No I do.
Same
Same
Not. At. All
Ok i just thought about this, imagine the weather forcast guy trying to explain the year of 2020 in the future omg 😂😭 this was so funny btw
Bob would literally die from exhaustion 🤣🤣
Trump: I told everyone coronavirus was a hoax and did nothing about it
Death: And what happened?
Trump: I got covid
Death: *wheezes*
@@honkorgetchonk LMAOOOO 🤣🤣
That would finally finish Bob Hale off
Rat Cody death: you- you mean you told people it was fake and you got it yourself! **bursts out in laughter** what, did you also tell people you needed to inject sanitiser into you to clean yourself?!
Trump: **silent**
Death: OH YOU DID **laughs harder**
You couldn't make a better advertisement for this show
For anyone wondering at 1:27 it says: "Toilet humour is at the peak of the comedy spectrum"
™️
Gods work
Thank you, I kept rewinding it and trying to pause it at the exact moment 😂
Imagine if this was the last evidence of human existence
Imagine
A Pretty good one tho
King Charles II becomes immortalised as the guy who knocked over a mug with his face on it. Bob Hale is believed to be a real historical figure. The list goes on
3:43
To be honest, I can't even mention George III without hearing this in my head.
SHAT IT LAMPY KNICKERS
Eh, A FATTENED SHEEP
No DONT LIKE IT
*inhales*
Whooosh
* sound of porcelain smashing against the ground *
Oh *DeAr*
Now this is just the best 🤣🤣
0:40 that’s what she said!
I don’t know why but “I’d like to buy 5,000 wasps” gets me every time
1:05 2020 in a nutshell
Hahahahahahah yeah
2:08 why must you remind me
3:14 when you go anywhere during 2020
@@psykhosev A sane person would do that, pandemic or no pandemic...
The truth in this comment is amazing
Imagine not growing up with this masterpiece
So you mean everyone outside of the UK?
@@TheRadioAteMyTV it's just embarassing for non UK people ig
@@tapititytap They made Ghosts and now Ghosts has a US version, and it is the first big hit for a comedy in the US in a long time. So their impact is out there but few in the US know its origins. I miss Yonderland. That was a clever show too.
@@TheRadioAteMyTV I'm Australian and I'm very pleased to say I grew up with this masterpiece
People in discord call: *having a normal conversation*
That one kid with a really shit mic: 1:01
this is the first "out of context" video I've seen that actually is out of context. Too many people leave in the context. God bless you.
2:17 Fly Cornelius, be free!
looks at the camera
Gets me every time hahaha
'home to the collection of... my bottom hurts'
“This is the Nine O’Clock Noose.
And this is the Noose at Ten!”
😂😂😂😂😂
The writers on this show are *AMAZING*
Love the line after it-
*camera points to dude ready to get his head chopped off*
“And this is the guy that wrote that joke”
"I am pleased when I see suffering"
Underrated video
I mean. It doesn’t have any dislikes.
Lily Walker should be seen by more people tho it's class
very much
@@colonyofrats4193 it issss
@@lilyevanspotter3832 it has 74 now
Everyone in march - july 2020 1:05
And the rest of the year
Definitely 15 year old of Britain after their exams are reformatted
And March 2021
I think you mean March 2020 to July 2021 lmao
Great video but just one thing missing,
"Cheese - I mean communism"
Gotta love Bob Hale
No one:
Absolutely no one:
3:10
“my, that’s first class” gets me EVERY SINGLE TIME
2:34
Now that's really out of context!
Underrated comment 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@@peg7310 Hamilton!
@@peg7310 I love Hamilton
The calm, vaguely cheery, “I am pleased when I see suffering” is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
"so what am i going to wear?" "nothing"
(scene after) "ha ha ha ha ha"
4:02 that is a CLASSIC 🤣🤣
wait! I know you!
@@meteormashup8497 where have you seen me before? 🙃
@@idiotsassemble5698 you're hh alphabet videos.
@@meteormashup8497 hehe yessir
@Just Another StarKid Fangirl of course I do! 😂😂 it's just natural instinct to a bayntonette 🤣
retrospectively i really wonder how all the bits with nudity made it onto cbbc
fr
"You pea contains urea"
I wasnt expecting that one.
1:05 well that aged poorly
3:15
When you go outside
@@captainahab5522 IM SCREAMING
Speaking of ageing, i celebrated my birthday alone. 3:57
Well done for going two years without a dislike
Than that means that 37 mfs dusliked this just this year. Thay shall burn.
I’m convinced that horrible history’s is just a bunch of drama students having fun
"And just be thankful I forgot the cream" absolutely sent me
Is it concerning ik all the contexts to these?-
Not. At. All
Me too
Same
me too lmao
"Woah, woah, woah, woah, we'll lose the goose, we'll lose the goose!"
WHY COULD I REMEMBER THAT SO CLEARLY, IT'S SO FAMILIAR SOUNDING WH- IT'S LIKE IT'S BEEN SITTING IN THE BACK OF MY BRAIN FOR YEARS WAITING FOR ME TO HEAR IT AGAIN-
hi
IM A SHOUTY MAN?!
Nug!
1:34 caption writer are you ok? Do you need a hug?
1:05
*"Just don't go outside!"*
You won't believe how many times I've heard that phrase this year.
“i’d like to buy 5000 wasps” always gets me ahhhhh
3:52 everytime i try to eat healthy
There are no dislikes - *everyone liked that*
EDIT: that is definitely not the case now
OMG there isn’t!
That's how you know how elite these legends are 😎
well there is one now.
@@flaky9999 >:(
BrakeDownButterfly sorry. It wasn’t me. Just pointing it out
0:14 The best
Hey. Hey you, reading this 4:40
😭 hellooo
plssss 😭😭😭
Hi 👋☺️
I think these may be the genuinely funniest group of people of all time
PLEASE turn on the captions I beg of you they are PURE GOLD
I’ll take any excuse to rewatch this video, so sure
“I’m pleased when I see suffering” is the biggest mood I’ve ever seen😂😂
"Join the Hitler youth today" fucking killed me
I'd like to remind everyone that there is a whole video that's just the llama thing repeating over and over and over again :D
Blessed be the CZcams algorithm for showing me that this TV show exists. I know what I will be watching over winter break.
Cbbc edposting will approve
“I’d like to buy 10000 wasps” really got me for some reason
This feels like a compilation of all the other things that 2020 COULD have thrown at us, but didn't
Maybe next year?
I wanted a Llama farmer
4:32 is *all* you need
0:40 same...
Nyaaaaaaaaa
"Remember, always as your parent permission before slaughtering a pet lamb" Words i live by
My favorite bit:
"I'm a sausage!
Sizzle Sizzle Sizzle"
Why does horrible histories pull of the out of context better than any other media i ever seen
I’ve never watched horrible histories before and I’m concerned by this video
Now you have a reason to watch it - learn the context
As you should
Only the finest of British television here.
omg i cant stop rewinding to 4:38 hes just like HELLO HAHAHHA
This show was truly ahead of its time
"toilet humour is the peak of the comedy spectrum"
I had to slow down to 0.25x speed for that and his laugh at that speed will be forever in my nightmares
1:25 for those wanting to curse themselves
4:15
house house games: write that down, write that down
Peace was never an option
When this has helped you more with exams than your actual History teaches>>>>
Americans wouldn’t get this
i’m american and we watched these in social studies class at school lol
@@cc-pg6lh wtf is social studies?
@Butterface HAHAHA social studies is another name for history class✋🏼😀
@@PCHASKEY yeah no we don’t learn any of that stuff
@@JcoolTheShipBuilder I do, although my school is slightly posher than most
I've watched horrible histories so many times I know the context
Yes
Is it weird horrible histories is my comfort show? Like whenever I’m sad or feel lonely I just watch this lmaooo
"Just be thankful I forgot the cream"
I love that the cast is in Ghosts now lol
Me, eating: *I'm gonna regret clicking*
First two seconds: *H O R S E P O O*
2:08 perfectly cut
r/perfectlycutscreames
“Home to our fine collection of......MY BOTTOM HURTS!”
0:18 this sketch was brought to you by the life of bria
I am pleased when I see suffering
4:07 might be the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen
this show was ahead of its time
Horrible Histories
30% violence
20%animal/human noises
40% poop/fart jokes
10% im a shouty man
100% randomness
1000% *I'm a shouty man*
That is 100% accu-rat!
no one:
horrible histories: BUT NOT FOR LONGGGGG
I'm in the middle of a history degree and it's quite literally only because of this beautiful show
Oh this .... this is beautiful
0:00 is from a sketch about the fact that saxons used to give each other poop for Christmas quite a lot because of the wide variety of uses
0:07 is from a sketch where a group of vikings put on make up to scare enemies. one of them dresses up as a clown as one of those 'silly' jokes
0:11 is from a sketch about the love life of Julius Caesar. the narrator says "he was a man with everything: land, power, grapes. a lot of grapes"
0:22 is from a sketch about how middle ages doctors used to cure injuries. one of the cures was to chant like that
0:42 is from a sketch about the victorian invention 'tape worm trap" with you would suffocate on killing not only the tape worm but also you
1:02 if a sketch from a series of sketches called 'Historical Masterchef' based on the real Masterchef. the shouting is making a joke that Gordon Ramsey shouts a lot
1:10 is from a sketch from a series of sketches called 'Ready, Steady, Feast' based of 'ready, Steady, Eat'. it was a joke about the great fire of London and was basically treating it like a cooking tutorial
1:22 is from a sketch about the fact that king Henry III loved to see people farting for Christmas entertainment
1:41 is from a song called 'It's Not True" stating that a lot of common theories about history (such as King Author and William Tell) were not 100% true
1:46 is from a sketch about a man getting annoyed about the strict rules about good manners in the victorian times, so he shoves an apple pie into his girlfriend's face
2:00 is from a sketch about a Tudor family getting exited over a banana because bananas had just been brought into England at around that time
2:31 is from a sketch about preserving a dead body in the Stone Age. the presenter repeatedly his his colleague thought the sketch
2:34 is from a sketch that is a fake advert for the H1tl3r Y0*th
2:38 is from a sketch about the fact that people in the Georgian age used to get fleas a lot so they used to set tiny race tracks and get fleas to race along them
3:00 is from a song by the 4 Georges of England who sing a song together. George III was famous for being quite bizarre, therefore stating that he was the "mad one"
3:06 is from a song about William Burke and William Hare, 2 b0dysn4tch3rs and m*rd3r3rs from Edinburgh who stole dead bodies to doctors to make money
3:25 is from a sketch that is a fake TV advert about the fact that Aztecs used to kill lamas a lot, so they would get lamas from lama famers
3:32 is another sketch about Aztecs which is gross so I am not going to describe it
3:41 is from a sketch about the 3x3c*t10n of Jack Shepherd
4:11 is from a sketch about the fact the evacuees from W0rld W4r 2 would move to the country side and often get scared by the unfamiliar farm animals that lived there
4:32 is from a song about 4zt3c pr13sts who k1ll3d humans to satisfy their gods
4:40 is from a sketch about a German priest called Martin Luther (not to be confused with Martin Luther King) who used to sit on the toilet and write to his friends about his poops!
4:58 is from a sketch about the Bl4ck D34th
Yes today, I’m going to show you how to cook London!
*I'm pleased when I see suffering*
Turn on the subtitles and pause at 2:57. You're welcome.
THE LLAMA SONG OMG I FORGOT IT EXISTED
2:34 Jojo Rabbit, 2019 (dir. Taika Waititi)
0:49
This is the 9:00 news
and this is the news at 10
I haven't watched this show for at least two years and I still remember the context of most of these
Can I just say, as somebody who's hard of hearing and relies on captions which are almost never provided, I really appreciate the effort that went into subtitling this.
I feel like 3:15 would be the most confusing out of context moment from all of this
It warms my heart that this show from my childhood is meme material
this video convices me that horrible histories is basically a childrens monty python
3:34 He could play the live action Emperor for Emperor's new groove.
Great, now the llama song is stuck in my head again
The first one to really make me laugh was "I'd like to buy 5000 wasps", I really don't remember it at all but its hilarious out of context
This may just be the funniest video on the platform