Dagoth Ur Pops Off

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  • čas přidán 30. 01. 2023
  • We live in a cyberpunk hell world so I might as well have a little fun on the way.
    Dagoth Ur Welcomes you Nerevar my Sweet Persistent Friend.
    Morrowind Good Game Chief.
    Gib Me Money.
    Actually hate AI but I was in a fell mood.
    Ever just look at your hands?
    Fuck my mouth is dry.
    Morrowind Shitposts are the highest form of art.
    Morrowind Memes are the lowest form of art.
    I wish Bethesda would give us another game so we could get some fresh air in this community I swear to god.
    Discord Link for true queer memers. / discord
    Cheers.
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Komentáře • 381

  • @arkitakama7
    @arkitakama7 Před rokem +2509

    "Big McFuckoffs from McDagoth's" fucking killed me, holy shit

  • @tooth1539
    @tooth1539 Před rokem +3426

    This shitpost undoubtedly honors the sixth house and tribe unmourned.

    • @bonefetcherbrimley7740
      @bonefetcherbrimley7740 Před rokem +19

      @@dosbueno2gud This is amazing, this is absolutely fucking hilarious.

    • @ComicAcolyte
      @ComicAcolyte Před rokem +6

      Pour one out for the tribe unmourned

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 Před rokem +1

      It comes openly and not by stealth
      Just bustin in public

    • @lysander3262
      @lysander3262 Před rokem

      Ooh. Oooooooh

    • @salami99
      @salami99 Před rokem

      something something mongrel hides?

  • @tiberiumgaming
    @tiberiumgaming Před rokem +2298

    What a grand and intoxicating shitpost

  • @RazorStormInc
    @RazorStormInc Před rokem +686

    The fact that "You bought a slave and gave her to a tribal chief" and "You took orders from a shirtless crackhead" are both canon😆

    • @titanium4082
      @titanium4082 Před rokem +6

      Imma need some context because I haven't played Morrowind

    • @wikipediafollower
      @wikipediafollower Před rokem +55

      @@titanium4082 In order to progress through the main quest line you must procure a wife for an Ashlander chief (they end up happily married though) and work for Caius Cosades, who spends a majority of his time as Imperial Spymaster getting high on skooma while half naked in a dilapidated shack

    • @YuiFunami
      @YuiFunami Před rokem +3

      @@wikipediafollower thought he was referring to vivec

    • @hellboit.1698
      @hellboit.1698 Před rokem +5

      ​@@wikipediafollower Caius the chad

    • @Im-BAD-at-satire
      @Im-BAD-at-satire Před rokem +3

      To be fair on the last part, the Nerevaine was under the orders of Uriel Septim to take orders from Caius.

  • @kyshibe
    @kyshibe Před rokem +473

    I love how absolutely fed up he sounds by the end, like he suddenly realized he just went on this whole diatribe for nothing and just tells Jimmy Nerevar to fuck off

  • @Lichdemonz
    @Lichdemonz Před rokem +1023

    Dagoth Ur didn't have to kill the Nerevarine like THAT, holy shit.

    • @Senor_Penor
      @Senor_Penor Před rokem +98

      Fucking slayed his ass and sent him right back to Azura. She responds by sending his next reincarnation as an Argonian.

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage Před rokem +49

      @@Senor_Penor That's fine, some of his best slaves were Argonian.

    • @Larsgman
      @Larsgman Před rokem +13

      @@Senor_Penor the plot thickens

    • @tbg3889
      @tbg3889 Před rokem +3

      @@Senor_Penor canon af

    • @Deformer23
      @Deformer23 Před rokem

      holy cringe

  • @pipolwes000
    @pipolwes000 Před rokem +1327

    This new wave of AI-powered Sharmatposting is sweet. Absolutely grand and intoxicating.

  • @ShonkySquad
    @ShonkySquad Před rokem +1601

    I can scarcely tell this is an AI other than knowing these lines aren't in the game.

    • @RupertAndCheese
      @RupertAndCheese Před rokem +35

      Oh wow, I thought it was just a really well done impression!

    • @LongClawzHidden
      @LongClawzHidden Před rokem +75

      This new AI scares me at a cosmic level. This is both amazing and distressing because, while we can enjoy the shitposting now, it won't be long before someone starts using this AI for harm. I hope that it's not anytime soon so we can enjoy this for a little longer...

    • @thewilltheway
      @thewilltheway Před rokem +13

      The first one I saw I thought it was the VA himself on the cameo website.

    • @Illumina_Blade
      @Illumina_Blade Před rokem +10

      @@LongClawzHidden Oh it's already started.

    • @AngryHobo2
      @AngryHobo2 Před rokem +23

      If I'm not mistaken, these lines are referencing a shitpost about Skeet telling Jimmy Neutron to get over himself.

  • @jibbmuffly2416
    @jibbmuffly2416 Před rokem +226

    Dagoth ur saying "but fuck dude" hits different

    • @KitchouaTembo
      @KitchouaTembo Před rokem +12

      I was already into it, but that "but fuck dude" was like the finishing blow I was not ready to receive!

  • @hmmmooops
    @hmmmooops Před rokem +334

    No recall or intervention can undo what this shitpost did to my soul. This isn't a problem.

    • @scottmemelord6130
      @scottmemelord6130 Před rokem +5

      No recall or intervention can undo the burn Dagoth inflicted upon the Nerevarine either.

  • @whytide.
    @whytide. Před rokem +31

    "It's extremely unlikely that you won't end up benefitting the world a lot more than you will damage it... But fuck, dude."
    ~ Dagoth Ur

  • @neilburns3121
    @neilburns3121 Před rokem +283

    The last line killed me

  • @FS-cb3fd
    @FS-cb3fd Před rokem +140

    Nerever was sent to destroy the heart, but Dagoth destroyed his heart first.

  • @MistaWithAnM4
    @MistaWithAnM4 Před rokem +41

    That "But fuck, dude" sounded so genuine. Holy shit

  • @Crawfishness
    @Crawfishness Před rokem +234

    He talks like he cares about me and cares about seeing me improve. Voryn is such a stand-up dude.

  • @vahlok1426
    @vahlok1426 Před rokem +189

    I am stunned that the AI can easily recognize and properly pronounce Fargoth, Jiub (seriously that one's impressive), and that ending slays me.

    • @vahlok1426
      @vahlok1426 Před rokem +27

      @@dosbueno2gud Still impressive that the AI can do what it does, period. First time I heard it I thought we had another Cam Clarke situation, with Dagoth's VA becoming a shitposter.

  • @billbertbuzzums8166
    @billbertbuzzums8166 Před rokem +190

    It's so beautiful, I wish any of my friends could understand this I want to show someone

    • @DaBlaccGhost
      @DaBlaccGhost Před rokem +4

      I've just been spam sending these to people who I know have never played morrowind.

    • @malum9478
      @malum9478 Před rokem +1

      just get em to play skywind

  • @smitty2085
    @smitty2085 Před rokem +217

    I haven’t even finished the first half of morrowind but these keep popping up and every single one is hilarious

  • @shapeshift13
    @shapeshift13 Před rokem +175

    Dagoth dropping straight facts here

  • @KhumboSharma
    @KhumboSharma Před rokem +82

    the shirtless crackhead part is leaving me in tears

  • @SlumpDrunko
    @SlumpDrunko Před rokem +45

    "Big McFuckoffs from McDagoth's" absolutely sent me

  • @TowelGamingHammer
    @TowelGamingHammer Před rokem +50

    "Big McFuckoffs from McDagoth's" My sides hurt

  • @Cblkhari
    @Cblkhari Před rokem +5

    "You took orders from a shirtless crackhead"😂😂😂😂

  • @Kiwi_In_Japan
    @Kiwi_In_Japan Před rokem +4

    Dagoth Ur's way of saying "No dude, it's salt"

  • @kazmiller7820
    @kazmiller7820 Před rokem +59

    I love the fact that dagoth's voice is so flat that AI can perfectly recreate it

  • @francisco646
    @francisco646 Před rokem +107

    Not really a shitpost when it's so beautiful and powerful. No wait, that's just how Dagoth is all the time... :-)

  • @wontonschannel
    @wontonschannel Před rokem +17

    That "but fuck dude" COULDNT have been an AI, that was *too* real.

  • @Sarum9nich
    @Sarum9nich Před rokem +39

    This warrants a seperate playlist.

  • @PRESIDENT_LEMON
    @PRESIDENT_LEMON Před rokem +6

    “You took orders from a shirtless crackhead” well i gotta get my moon sugar some way.

  • @trollisourbriteeggs6282
    @trollisourbriteeggs6282 Před rokem +29

    this is too fucking good. all morrowind memes are, but these ai ones, and this one especially, just massage my brain so nicely.

  • @KatoCoyoteCombatWorkshop

    The weight with which that "but fuck, dude" landed caused the red mountain disaster

  • @Crytica.
    @Crytica. Před rokem +22

    I am so happy there is a surge of Dagoth Ur memes thanks to ai.
    Been in this rabbithole for a bit now and my sides might succumb to my laughing.

  • @3OHT.
    @3OHT. Před rokem +6

    0:35 "the vast majority of this provinces problems are caused at least indirectly by you"
    Meanwhile, the Nerevarine is drinking 100 fortify intelligence 220pts potions and casting 50 fortify destruction spells before unleashing a barrage of
    On target shock/fire/frost/poison/damage health 100 pts for 100 seconds in 200ft

  • @troubleinbound
    @troubleinbound Před rokem +12

    "I did it because it made you look weird" gave me flashbacks to high school. Thanks.

  • @chandlergloyd4230
    @chandlergloyd4230 Před rokem +9

    Just told my 10yo daughter about #HeartOfLorkhan. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Skeet pose and
    said "#McFuckoffs from McDagoths'
    -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that
    I can celebrate.

  • @saturnitetoaster8310
    @saturnitetoaster8310 Před rokem +8

    3 hours into the skooma session and Dagoth turns to you and says…

  • @SodaPolycarbonate
    @SodaPolycarbonate Před rokem +12

    I keep coming back to this and I wish to god I had more Morrowind nerds in my life that I could show this to

  • @walkerx1813
    @walkerx1813 Před rokem +7

    I never thought I'd see the day that someone created a Morrowind Jimmy Newtron crossover meme. It's glorious.

  • @DigitalApex
    @DigitalApex Před rokem +25

    Dagoth's truth bombs hit harder than that fifth dose of skooma

  • @Anonymouthful
    @Anonymouthful Před rokem +9

    At the end he sounds like he came to a realization just how pointless its to even remain calm and collected trying to get this wisdom trough the protagonists thick skill and just gives up any notion of stoicness.

  • @TomSawyersLeftNut
    @TomSawyersLeftNut Před rokem +7

    The AI literally fucking breathes, this is absolutely amazing

  • @hshgf3410
    @hshgf3410 Před rokem +19

    This seems like it could be an amazing tool for modders.

  • @urbanangst7630
    @urbanangst7630 Před rokem +3

    I have listened to this too many times. It's beginning to make sense, even though I have never played Morrowind.

  • @haha__cool_yes
    @haha__cool_yes Před rokem +8

    Spat out my cereal at “Big McFuck-offs from McDagoths”

  • @MrBig913
    @MrBig913 Před rokem +14

    In all seriousness this AI text is insane and using it to give every Morrowind character proper voice acting would be damn cool

  • @jobemednigh3057
    @jobemednigh3057 Před rokem +15

    I thank azura for being able to play and finish the game so i can understand this beautiful shitpost, truly a masterpiece

  • @pjz7088
    @pjz7088 Před rokem +7

    Voice over AI is likely eleven labs, in case anyone was wondering, the backdrop is that of McSpankies from Jimmy Neutron, I think

  • @superLoafOX
    @superLoafOX Před rokem +1

    That diss was so savage I just Chimmed myself

  • @dazeen9591
    @dazeen9591 Před rokem +9

    HOOLY BASED
    how was this even made?
    I love Dagoth Ur

  • @humanwreckage4563
    @humanwreckage4563 Před rokem +2

    "But FUCK dude." - Dagoth Ur

  • @YourBoyNobody530
    @YourBoyNobody530 Před rokem +5

    Me using a enchanted ring with 400 uses of 100% weakness to magic, and 100 drain health one shotting my way threw the game like a god thinking yeah magic is the only thing that matters in Morrowind.

    • @YourBoyNobody530
      @YourBoyNobody530 Před rokem +1

      I’m also immune to fall damage, have infinite fatigue, and health regeneration. Oh and this is about level 5 to 10.

  • @centralintelligenceagency9003

    I want all of these s'witposts to be compiled in a mod where Dagoth Ur harasses you like this in your dreams.

  • @law_boii
    @law_boii Před rokem +1

    Spoke about that magic like shigeo to every other esper on a powertrip

  • @nwahnerevar9398
    @nwahnerevar9398 Před rokem +3

    Damn, Dagoth Ur... I Sat My Telvanni Ass Down And Listened

  • @mindassassin
    @mindassassin Před rokem +1

    Big McFuckoffs from McDagoths fucking killed me like Saint Jiub killed the cliff racers

  • @delahoiya1196
    @delahoiya1196 Před rokem +2

    Bro started with a THESIS 💀

  • @doctordrewl6413
    @doctordrewl6413 Před rokem +6

    I have no idea why I was recommended this or what it's even referring to but I had a good time regardless.

    • @jimothybilliams8960
      @jimothybilliams8960 Před rokem +4

      Look up "Big mcthankies from McSpankies", "Skeet pops off", or "Sodium Chloride", for the original copy pasta based on Jimmy Neutron, this particular video is a shit post based on The Elder Scrolls (3?) Morrowind, and the fact that the main antagonist, Dagoth Ur (or as is displayed here, "Big mcFuckoffs from McDagoths" is able to be very accurately voiced by an AI voice over. The script for this video is an edit to make the Sodium chloride script fit a little better into elder scrolls terms.

  • @TulkasTrepidatious
    @TulkasTrepidatious Před rokem

    Really took a turn at the end there

  • @ShaddySoldier
    @ShaddySoldier Před rokem

    I've been blessed with a skeet post in the year 2023

  • @leek5682
    @leek5682 Před rokem +5

    Every channel posting dagoth is a plane of Oblivion all to itself, yet they’re all somehow interconnected

  • @FoxheimStudios
    @FoxheimStudios Před rokem +3

    I won’t be an argonian next time, damn.

  • @celticfox
    @celticfox Před rokem +5

    Now *this* is how you honor the Sixth House.

  • @Nike-nm8jc
    @Nike-nm8jc Před rokem +1

    Minute and a half in and suddenly I realize this is the Jimmy neutron rant localized to morrowind lmao what the fuck this shitpost is next level

  • @ameteuraspirant
    @ameteuraspirant Před rokem

    god it took like most of the way through to realize this was the skeet pops off meme.

  • @jamesflowers1295
    @jamesflowers1295 Před rokem

    I don't know what it is that put you in my autoplay, but keep doing it

  • @wingsonthebus
    @wingsonthebus Před rokem +3

    I have no idea what Morrowind is but I can't get enough of this.

  • @real_poker
    @real_poker Před rokem

    big year for Dagoth Ur memes

  • @sams9647
    @sams9647 Před rokem +2

    Dude who made this probably needs a hug

  • @TheSilentOne50
    @TheSilentOne50 Před rokem

    It took me til the end to figure out what this was from lmao

  • @LaurenSchraderMusic
    @LaurenSchraderMusic Před rokem +1

    This sounds more like a pop off to Sotha Sil than to Nerevar lol

  • @NoCuntryFurOldDucks
    @NoCuntryFurOldDucks Před rokem +1

    Incredible work lmfao

  • @gordonleete
    @gordonleete Před 8 měsíci

    Excellent copy, hilarious. These are way better than the sleevgy missed video.

  • @warp6812
    @warp6812 Před rokem +3

    1:22 It was right here I figured out it was the Skeet copy pasta. This was very good. Edit; I just saw the rest of the background. My bad

  • @jimmybeans1175
    @jimmybeans1175 Před rokem +1

    What if the AI covers so much Sixth House content, that Dagoth Ur awakens inside the machine brain and he assumes the mantle of the Sharmat.

  • @nogum9763
    @nogum9763 Před rokem

    Love it. Please tons and tons more

  • @lunar_proxy
    @lunar_proxy Před rokem +4

    these ai voiced videos are mad impressive...

  • @MicroStarlight
    @MicroStarlight Před rokem +3

    Please, please make more!!

  • @neanderthalknight9417

    its the end, where he picks up tempo, that really sells it

  • @sweet.chickens
    @sweet.chickens Před rokem +3

    Not even an exclusive potion of fire shield could have prevented that burn.

  • @PathozeTV
    @PathozeTV Před rokem +1

    CRITICAL, EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

  • @ceruleanserpent387
    @ceruleanserpent387 Před 10 měsíci +1

    This is my favourite dagoth ur meme

  • @bebo2629
    @bebo2629 Před rokem +1

    This might be one of the best Morrowind shitposts.

  • @cabudagavin3896
    @cabudagavin3896 Před rokem

    Oof after that I think it's about time I have another swig of the distilled alcohol

  • @yardenl1998
    @yardenl1998 Před rokem

    This is frighteningly good I'm amazed

  • @bakumel1737
    @bakumel1737 Před rokem

    This gave me chills

  • @SarudeDanstorm
    @SarudeDanstorm Před rokem +1

    The way he put emphasis on certain words in uncanny I could think you just rehired the original voice actor

  • @thuledragon6663
    @thuledragon6663 Před rokem +1

    Am I the only one who started re thinking my life after this video

  • @OConnelsSideOfDaRiver

    This meme alone is about to get me to play Morrowind

  • @monadolifesaver5613
    @monadolifesaver5613 Před rokem +2

    Nice meme comrade. I shall seize and redistribute this.

    • @monadolifesaver5613
      @monadolifesaver5613 Před rokem

      @@dosbueno2gud sad news, I was not able to spread the divine disease to apps such as Discord due to file limit, while compresjust distorts audio.
      In other words, the holy plight has been thwarted, though temporarily.

  • @davidfox2650
    @davidfox2650 Před rokem

    dagoth ur audio books will slap so hard

  • @lordquastheonly
    @lordquastheonly Před rokem +1

    Almost forgot to watch this today

  • @Blaman44
    @Blaman44 Před rokem

    This one is my absolute favorite

  • @bigtheorymusic
    @bigtheorymusic Před rokem

    I have never played an elder scrolls game but my word do I love these Dagoth posts

  • @ZZGashi
    @ZZGashi Před rokem

    I should not have been drinking anything when the line about the shirtless crackhead came up. Attempted to drown myself in laughter.

  • @bigfatpandalaktana2747
    @bigfatpandalaktana2747 Před rokem +2

    Shook the Neravarine to its core, damn.

  • @japanimetales
    @japanimetales Před rokem +5

    Fantastic!

  • @michaelmoore2679
    @michaelmoore2679 Před rokem

    God damn. Bravo! Masterpiece!

  • @thatalbinofurry6855
    @thatalbinofurry6855 Před rokem +1

    You just gave my f%&king sides a scroll of Icarian Flight, because they are in *orbit*

  • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785

    Listening to Dagoth Ur AI generated voice is like ASMR to me...even when he's dissing me(the Nevervarine) tells me to fuxk off, it gives me good tingles!

  • @thesohnly
    @thesohnly Před rokem

    I love these dagoth ur shitposts