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"Deny you have feelings, act like you have some answers, do some man shit" that's some of the realist shit I've ever heard.
Cut that too Just can't shake my chuckle
Jesus fucking christ, do people say "realist" unironically now? It truly sounded retarded a decade ago, and guess what, it's still the same. It's not a word. Don't breed, seriously.
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@@cainer1639 fucking hell... can't get a single post without some religious but posting some dumb shit
@@cainer1639aw😊a
"Deny ur feelings" "Act like you have answers"😂😂😂
Act like you have answers 😂😂
Do some man sh*t 😂😂😂
That’s what the men do
Have faith in Jesus He is with you and will heal you and your family stray away from all evil sins and turn to Christ. You are amazing and you have great potential to spread the gospel of Jesus Christ. For we walk by faith not by sight ❤️✝️ have a blessed day.
That's some real man shit right there 🤣
Holy fuck is this off topic.
“Deny your feelings, act like you have answers. Do some man sh*t right now” that’s what I tell myself whenever I get myself into any type of situation in real life 😂
He was having an airgasm. 😅
Have faith in Jesus He is with you and will heal you and your family stray away from all evil sins and turn to Christ. You are amazing and you have great potential to spread the gospel of Jesus Christ. For we walk by faith not by sight ❤️✝️ have a blessed day.
😂😂😂
@@cainer1639do you copy and paste this regardless of the context.
Great job doing the lords work. He will be so proud that you’re such a good boy. The gooddest boy
Thats the old school that got people through hard times, when you panic, all is lost, so keep quiet, screaming helps no-one
Flying into Colorado in September 2014 for a Firefighter memorial , we hit some GNARLY turbulence and lost about 4500’ of altitude in an absurdly brief period. First time I’ve ever experienced legit negative G’s.
Not gonna lie, I MAY have left my fingerprints on the headrest in front of me. Dude sitting next to me didn’t even look up from his book. Then the motherfucker starts to giggle at the other 90 or so passenger’s reactions.
We level out, everyone is safe and he’s still laughing at all of the tough firemen who looked terrified. I asked the guy “what the Hell man? Not even a little nervous? Nothing??”
He says “bro…I fly B-52s. You don’t get scared until *I* get scared, deal?”
DEAL! Homeboy was on our flight back to Florida a week later. We’ve stayed in touch ever since.
Great story haha
Tell him I said to vote for Donald trump
@@lolhai6430why would a military man vote for a traitor?
@@donbelenger817What makes Trump a traitor? Be as specific as possible. And no, I didnt vote for the guy.
@@thisiswhatilike54 let's see, showing classified documents to people who are not authorized to see them. Specifically documents that contain our defense plans , you don't think having classified documents just sitting in boxes in bathrooms etc. Is a problem.
"Do some man shit" had my dying! 😆
😂😂
I’m gonna use that!!
“Be a men” - great wording in the title. 😂
That’s the type of talking to a lot of people need.
Bill Burr is the best comedian of our time, he's so fucking funny and his material is always spot on.
Have faith in Jesus He is with you and will heal you and your family stray away from all evil sins and turn to Christ. You are amazing and you have great potential to spread the gospel of Jesus Christ. For we walk by faith not by sight ❤️✝️ have a blessed day.
He really is funny.😊
Like Ron White said to the passenger sitting next to him on a 2 engined plane that lost a engine when he asked‘how far will 1 engine get us ..probably to the scene of the crash
when i was in the army we were on our way home from Bosnia. I was asleep and woke to a boom, our plane got hit by lightning. Some of the biggest guys were making all kinds of noise. Im like well if were gonna go down shut up so we can at least go in peace. Wasn't bad though. We had to make a landing in Ireland so they could fix something on the plane. So we got a unexpected night in Ireland, which was extremely cool.
“Push it down!”😭😭😭
That line and "Oh with the tears!" are Bill's best lines.
Have faith in Jesus He is with you and will heal you and your family stray away from all evil sins and turn to Christ. You are amazing and you have great potential to spread the gospel of Jesus Christ. For we walk by faith not by sight ❤️✝️ have a blessed day.
"Its Gonna Fuckin' Rust!!"
@@PhantomFilmAustralia 😂
@@padstowphantom "Every wonsh in a while, ya give 'em a little shlap!"
@@PhantomFilmAustralia I read that in a Sean Connery accent 😂
I'm from Albany, so right off the bat thanks for pronouncing the city name correctly. Also, I've been in turbulence like that coming out of Dallas into Atlanta. Jesus Christ. My row mate was doing this and I had to look him dead in his eyes "buddy calm down. Look at the staff. Do they look freaked out? No they're sitting down and bullshitting. Laughing. That's how you know we're fine. Always look at the staff. If they're not scared, you can calm down". Find out he's a 1st time flyer and legitimately thought he was going to die. This being a tiny as two seats to the row plane made every bump feel like a mountain. So in one hand, yeah, I get it. But at the same time, you're a grown ass adult, show some god damn grace under pressure.
30 passenger swamp hopper prop jets can get fun in turbulence
@@TruthSpin7 I've been in my hair share, and you feel everything. Coming out of a midsized city I'm usually leaving in one and coming home in one from the hub city. I was 100% white knuckles my 1st time in one when we hit a bump. But I also sat back, controlled by breathing and listened to type o negative on my discman. If I was going down, peter Steele was gonna sing me there 😂.
I am from Albany,NY. and the man was not whimpering because he thought he was going to crash,,,,,, he thought he may get stranded in Albany,NY
Bill Burr is an exceptional human being he always has me in stitches of laughter great guy😂🎉
Thank you
Like saying goes. There's no atheists on plane that's about to crash
Still doesn't mean god exists, sadly.
and there were no christians until the last two millenia
That's not true.
@@michaeljeffery7466 it is
@@Quantrills.Raiders Nope.
How to fuck up grammar in the least amount of words...."be a men"
Fuck your so bloody funny,can put a smile on my face on some of the worst days
I'll heal the king✨️👑✨️🏆🏆🏆💜
"I'm praying to a higher power and I don't even believe in that shit" 😂
Priceless 😂😂😂 "Act like you have some answers". "Do some man shit"😂😂❤😂😂
Flying into Denver is the WORST for turbulence imho. I watched a woman lose her shit 2 rows up from me...she scared me. Her 12 yr old daughter was next to me...I was keeping it together because of this young person next to me then she said, "Yah that's my mom". It was at that point that I thought, oh this poor girl. That mom was SCREAMING. I just told the girl, "we are fine, it's all good" & stayed calm.
I've not flown into Denver since. I will change planes to avoid Denver.
In any scenario, what help is making scared noises? You're just going to make people around you nervous, so now you're a problem.
😂🤣 his facial expressions are the most normally funny. 👍😸🤣
I’m from Albany NY lol it’s actually the State Capital and lots of people come here. I hope you come back soon Bill!!
It's not about denying your feelings, it's about controlling your feelings.
As Thucydides said: "Self-control is the chief element of self-respect, and self-respect is the chief element of courage."
Be a man, do the right thing!
This is just a snippet, the way Bill ends this anecdote is even funnier.
Would have been so fucking funny if it turned out it was Fluffy making the noises 🤣
"Push that shit down" ... that's my everyday lol
Men have to toughen up and act like men but not the other way round, got it.
Brilliant comedian!
Believe it or not: denying your feelings is often times the best way to deal with those debilitating destinations. Deny them and deal with the crap life dishes out.
Man up.......!
He got up :
"Im telllliinnnngg youuuuuu righhtttt nowwww" ☠️
I love it… "Push it down"… Awesome
Hysterical 😂😂😂
Bill Burr just described what 90% of being a man is. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bill is in my top 20 and climbing
Burr is so good 😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂love to listen to tuff guy noises😅😅😅😅😅
Hahahaha. Push it down, act like you have answers.
Have faith in Jesus He is with you and will heal you and your family stray away from all evil sins and turn to Christ. You are amazing and you have great potential to spread the gospel of Jesus Christ. For we walk by faith not by sight ❤️✝️ have a blessed day.
It’s gold.
Always deep.. my fav this man
Hey! I'm from Albany, NY 😂😂😂 Love you uncle Billy!
Love Bill burr
I was on a flight into Hilton Head one year, very small plane. It was stormy and we were coming in for a landing, a very turbulent one. It was like a rollercoaster, and people all around me started to scream, so by the third trip up the rollercoaster I threw my arms up in the air and yelled really loudly “ weeeeeeeee!!!!”. Everyone shut up for a few seconds and then started laughing, and then we landed without any more screaming. The Flight Attendant said thank you when I left. 😂
It's worth remembering that turbulence has never brought down a plane.
The dad I never had
Man up, that has been my life. 70 years of it
Bills so epic HAHAHA
F**king THIS. I have a friend who had cancer and her husband would have these sobbing fits right in front of her about it.
YOURE HER ROCK…PUT ON A BRAVE FACE AND ACT LIKE EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE.
It was years ago and everything turned out fine. She beat it, despite his weakness. I will honestly never look at that dude the same way. Sometimes a man needs to just act like a man.
Once hit bad turbulence (the pilot said after that many go through whole career and never see anything like this), it going on for a couple of minutes, we thought we were falling down, every item hit the ceiling, people that were not bucked up were on the ceiling as well, many got hurt. I holding on to dear life to my kid, pushing her down, thank god we were just from the bathroom and buckled up.
I was looking around, everybody was scared, just breathing loud. My kid thought it was a roller-coaster and a part of the program, she was hooraying there. But what made it really scary is an older woman behind me started screaming JESUS JEEESUUUS JEEEEESUUUUUS
It cut the part where he says "you don't think I'm thinking 'whaaa WHOAAA WHAAAAA!' cuz I am! ON THE INSIDE!"
Love me some bill burr w my coffee!!Ole’
Have faith in Jesus He is with you and will heal you and your family stray away from all evil sins and turn to Christ. You are amazing and you have great potential to spread the gospel of Jesus Christ. For we walk by faith not by sight ❤️✝️ have a blessed day.
@@cainer1639jesus was gay.
sounds like he encountered a Hipster 😅
You don't know many his a combat vet we hav been at war for 20 year's many his heart
Burr Man!!
Do some man shit got me weak 😂
Used to fly home in leave and the turbulence was always bad
Do some man shit right now 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂good advice
I can just imagine; do some man shit and the guy starts fixing the overhead compartment randomly. 😂
This guy had reality checked in
Acr like you have some ansers 😂..
Golden😅
Super Genius
I do hope you believe in a higher power.
As a 35 year old man I sometimes have to remind myself I'm an adult and have been so for nearly two decades, and I need to act my age. I want an adult? Tough shit, I AM the adult.
DO SOME MAN SHIT RIGHT NOW! 😂😂😂😂 many men been there and needed to act like that in their lifes. Maybe not in a plane but somewhere else for sure. 😂😂
And that's how Bill talked to a genderfluid vegan barista for the first time.
Love the pov
The definition of a MAN.
Lol
Suppress your feelings. Act like you have answers.. 😂 perfect 🎉
If you're in a plane that's crashing. Crash first. Be a man.
Anyone who’s flown LA to Vegas Knows That Brand of Turbulence too
used to hitchhike a lot. every time a young or middle aged man driving alone passed me by I couldn't help but assume they were a coward
Love it, do some man shit, 😅. Thats real. Thank you to all men who do man shit❤
Says he doesn't believe the shit then proceeds and calls out a higher power
My scared flying story: flying out of Valdez Alaska, heard something hit the side of the plane, hard! Years later I learned that it was ice that had built up on the prop and flew off hitting the side of the plane. I was white knuckle holding on tight all the way to Anchorage.
I've been on 'this' tin can turbo-prop flight. Newark to Albany, final connection. 40 degree temp difference and WWII flack avoidance level turbulence. No, I wasn't that guy - but I was inside! ; )
Ayeeee Albany ny !!
And all the women clapped in that audience saying "he should be a man" which answers our question that they do depend on us even in uncontrollable situations 😂😂😅
Between Bill & C.K. (menos the FAP), we may have the makings of a current -day George Carlin.
YEAH!!!!!
Thanks
soon they will be charging us for turbulence..
🤣🤣😭 My stomach hurts
"mustachiode" hahahahahahaha
Albany
The capital of New York
But he’s right
No one really goes there 😂
I remember when men use to carry swords
I was on a little flight to Newark, same turbulence. I was white knuckled and wanted to kiss the ground when we got off the plane.
Lol we had same happen landing in Houston, a big fat lad started coz of turbulence, it was bad but coz of this dick, a soon as he started screaming where all going to die, half the passengers started vomiting 😂
Bill is tense. Chill bro.
I've been there myself
Perhaps it was my mate who's been in a plane crash. He described how he stepped off the plane onto the runway, no stairs!
I'd cut him some slack.
Just went through the portal.
Just a part of time travel,
but they'll use science to just explain how it works and not reference it that way and make you assume you're just traveling through the sky over land and sea.
That's usually only when you are going so far though.
Time travel isn't necessary in a plane when it's not even another country or continent.
"We become weaker as a species..." 😂
Word
Love it!;
Have faith in Jesus He is with you and will heal you and your family stray away from all evil sins and turn to Christ. You are amazing and you have great potential to spread the gospel of Jesus Christ. For we walk by faith not by sight ❤️✝️ have a blessed day.
Or you get the angry black guy that sounds like Ice Cube, yelling, "put this thing on the ground!" And it's like, "hey dude, we're right over the Atlantic ocean right now, halfway between NY and Portugal, so stfu!"
Surprised it was JUST 1 dude!