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Here are a couple of accompaniments to the Food Series: One is "The Leftovers" which is basically all of the joke fragments and bits I pulled when editing the series (going at least as far back as Where to Food) lumped together in a long-form fever dream of a YTP: czcams.com/video/d-6ChORX0kU/video.html The other is the unedited original series in full as a pack with additional resources like blank graphics and a full transcript so that folks can make their own YTPs of Chef Jonathan Lonathan. That link is in the video description. Maybe I might upload the whole Food YTP Series as a standalone compilation here on CZcams if anyone's interested.
"If you don't believe me, burn yourself on a hot pan." This one really got me, probably because that's exactly how my friends and I talk to each other.
Beforehand, afterhand. Afterwards, beforewards. How, what, where, who, why, when; somehow, somewhat, somewhere, somewho, somewhy, somewhen. Take English and make it your own...glish. It is the way of the punster.
Things I learned from Chef Lonathan today: Danger of zucchini Using a microwave to teleport small objects Numbers Not sharpening knives Choking on tea is bad This has been a food day.
The trip thing is, I was sipping Earl Grey and low key spit up my tea laughing at that tea spitting bit. I've officially entered some type of YTP paradox.
I have to say I really appreciate your closed captions, they’re always perfectly timed and I feel like I’m not getting the full experience if I have them turned off
You are the most QUALITY YTP creator I have ever watched.. I'm serious. I've been subscribed to you for a while now and I always get excited to see new instalments! I love that your videos aren't just, well, rapid-fire vulgar expressions and epilepsy hazards. The gags you write are genuinely funny -- sometimes I'll just be going about my day and remember "late-teenth century" and I just start giggling uncontrollably. Sometimes when I'm in a bad mood, my partner pulls up Postman Tap to cheer me up. Thanks for providing a myriad of inside jokes and generally keeping the YTP community quality!
3:42 - 4:30 is the hardest I've laughed in weeks. There are so many crappy YTPs out there where just repeating a single funny word gets annoying, but this somehow manages to get funnier and funnier instead.
@@atlas2903 Well for me it's just that each instance of it has a different build up. Like after the first one he goes "Today I had a -OUGHUH-" Then he's like "Okay way hold on-way-hold-way-hold-way-hold -OUGHUH-" Uhh... And then right when he gets past it it reverses and he goes OUGHUH again like he's trapped in an endless streak of spitting up boba. Then after that everything he says leads into the next time he spits up. Not saying it's objectively funny but that's what does it for me, there's this anticipation like DaThings is playing a prank on the guy where he can't stop spitting up boba (That compared to most repetitive YTPs where it's just nonsensically spamming the sound again and again.)
The best way I can describe this section is that it's like being repeatedly zapped but being told that it's going to happen at different times, like sometimes the shock is out of nowhere, sometimes it's exactly when it's expected, and sometimes it's not there when you're told it will be. Some kind of cyclical hell but for humour instead of torture (there is a difference, probably)
5:23 I love the idea of an instructional cooking video where every segment is either "you already know how to do this, I'm not gonna talk about it" or "I'm just gonna save this for a video of its own"
this is truly one of the best videos on this website. like how does it even occur to you that Where It's At could be reconstructed from Jonathan Lonathan's voice fragments‽ insane in every good way.
the repeat gag of the dude choking on boba caught me so off guard, got me cry laughing over the stupidest shit. Fantastic work as usual, you keep YTP culture alive with your effort
Of all the things in this video, the broccoli accidentally getting disappeared by the microwave around 5:08 was the most hilarious thing and it had me laugh uncontrollably for 2 minutes straight.
The mantle of how to food shall be passed onto another. Eventually we may one day have How 2 Food. But your work here is done, Ellie. You have taught well.
You've been the best YTPer in the game for quite some time now, and it was only further proven by your use of 'Definitely Maybe' in the credits of this one. You leave no stone unturned in your videos in terms of abundant creativity and fantastic obscure references.
Ellie, as always, thank you so much for your content warnings. While they do not apply to me, I'm sure there are people who need them. You are a kind, considerate person!
One of those times I'm comforted in knowing that if Jonathan Lonathan was about to get seriously injured by his kitchen technique, DaThings would warn us. 😅 I've always been mildly skittish about using really sharp knives in the kitchen because I know I would mess things up rather easily.
Thank you for continuing this YTP series for as long as you have. Chef Johnathan's kitchen shenanigans have become what I look forward to most on this platform.
No word of a lie, this is your BEST one yet. The sentence-splicing, and the content of what he's saying is just absolutely phenomenal. Keep it up, and I can't wait for more of Mr. Lonathan!!!
Favorite moments and some thoughts, but not a complete list: 1. That must be the microwave from Steins;Gate, lol. 2. "This is a Chinese Face Cleaver." (Note: The implement is Chinese, the faces can be from anywhere.) This pretty much ended me and it wasn't even a minute into the video 😂 3. I could've gone my whole life without seeing the guy spit up boba tea, but by the third time it happened, you got me and I was laughing 😅 4. *Puts rawccoli in microwave, hits 60 seconds, realizes mistake* "Oh no, I accidentally hit the reset button!" *Tries to take back the rawcolli...but it has already reset back to nothingness. Chef Johnathan Lonathan can only helplessly shrug* 😂😂😂 It was the dismayed patting of the hand in the empty microwave that also sold it, lol!
I'm glad to see Lonathan got stopped from repeating the microsins of forethather: Pol Martain Lovely finale to a great series of YTP and I'm proud to have my name immortalized in this last installment of Food proper
I love that the boba tea section is a perfect YTP by itself. - open with a funny slapstick clip with a funny sound - repeat them a couple times to set up expectations - hold back for a bit to do some other jokes - come back with full force, but with a twist (like the "AA-" right before the gag) - end with a strong finish
I am very impressive with this brand new ytp video. It’s been quite a while since you last uploaded a chef Jonathan Lonathan ytp so keep up the hilarious work! 👍👌👨🍳🤡
Jonathan Lonathan pffft XD you can't just do that to me right off the bat I almost spat on my monitor! This is honestly one of the best YTPs you've made recently, absolutely hilarious!
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Here are a couple of accompaniments to the Food Series:
One is "The Leftovers" which is basically all of the joke fragments and bits I pulled when editing the series (going at least as far back as Where to Food) lumped together in a long-form fever dream of a YTP: czcams.com/video/d-6ChORX0kU/video.html
The other is the unedited original series in full as a pack with additional resources like blank graphics and a full transcript so that folks can make their own YTPs of Chef Jonathan Lonathan. That link is in the video description.
Maybe I might upload the whole Food YTP Series as a standalone compilation here on CZcams if anyone's interested.
Twin Chefs: The Leftover Pieces
I'm interested! I'd love to have it all together! Would be much easier to show new friends too.
Keep up the good work!
I, for one would be incredibly interested.
My interest is maximised!
The "reset button" joke was so surprisingly effective
I love the way he puts his hand in the microwave. He looks so sad 😂
Yes it was
Definitely not amateurish
I wasn't expecting to actually, vocally laugh from a joke in the video until that happened
I need one of those on my roomba
"If you're cooking raw broccoli, you're cooking rawccoli." Words to live by.
That dangling bit though...so annoying.
The way he says "Remember this jelly donut," the donut disappears, "cause you can never go back" sounds so menacing for some reason
I believe John Lennon said it best when he sung, "Imagine there's no jelly donuts. It's easy if you try..."
The only thing we have to food is food itself.
@@phillip5245 Imagine no Berliners
It's a metaphor for clinging to the past because someone told you it was important.
i love how it's heavily implied he has a vendetta against food
"If you don't believe me, then square up, Slick." Fucking knocked me out. Killer job as always.
I love how he flops down his arm for arm wrestling lmao. They say Chef Lonathan broke a man's arm once.
Mama said knock you out
Just believe me don't watch
Same
"If you don't believe me, burn yourself on a hot pan."
This one really got me, probably because that's exactly how my friends and I talk to each other.
LMAO
Remember, it’s not technically a threat if they’re burning themselves
The inclusion of the boba tea freakout guy had me honking like a goose over here
"Afterhand" is another one of those jokes where you don't really even realize a word is a composite word until you see part of it switched around
Makes me wonder why "beforehand" even exists when "afterhand" doesn't.
Why don't we have "beforeward" for that matter?
Beforehand, afterhand. Afterwards, beforewards.
How, what, where, who, why, when; somehow, somewhat, somewhere, somewho, somewhy, somewhen.
Take English and make it your own...glish. It is the way of the punster.
@@nebuleon Drive on a parkway, park in a driveway 🤷🏻♂️ Lol
"...Aaaand CRAZY Hand!!"
Why is the opposite of backward "forward" when it should be "frontward?"
Having the text chatter be made using Jonathan Lonathan's actual voice is such a great touch.
That man continuously barfing up the tea had me in stitches lol. Well done.
I was eating a yogurt with fruit chunks in it and seeing constant barf on my screen really took away my appetite 😬
@@DuckInGameStop Honestly I was eating too but I was trying to spit my own food up from laughing
The little jingle after he says "I'm from Texas y'all" absolutely murdered me
He didn't sound like a man. More like one of them modern skizofrenics who believe they're someone else than they are.
That was the only part in the video I wish had been kept out. Just gross and repetitive. The rest of the video was hilarious.
Things I learned from Chef Lonathan today:
Danger of zucchini
Using a microwave to teleport small objects
Numbers
Not sharpening knives
Choking on tea is bad
This has been a food day.
Also that all knives have fingers
Who knew you can choke on tea
Also how to cut properly-that is, without poking, slicing, or cutting.
And that all you have to food is food itself.
@@abitofabitofabit4404but do it afterhand.
3:42 I really did just sit there and rewatch edited clips of someone regurgitating their tea for a minute straight multiple times god I need help
5:10 when he accidentally resets the rawccoli in the microwave and just moves on to the next sequence was so effectively good 😂
0:34 could've sworn that was a rice ball
Is this in reference to the Pokemon anime Onigiri joke?
Idk why, but the Chinese Face Cleaver graphic KILLED me. “The implement is Chinese, the faces can be from anywhere.” 😂
“You need to wash those teeny tiny bones…”
Perfection. 🦷
AKA brushing your teeth
Loved how calm and quietly the energy transferred to the cheese
Lonothan is a professional.
That was a spectacular finale
That was a spenale
The trip thing is, I was sipping Earl Grey and low key spit up my tea laughing at that tea spitting bit. I've officially entered some type of YTP paradox.
Glad to see Johnathan Lonathan finally letting himself brag a bit, showing off his ownership of Food Inc.
Love to see him moving up in the world
I feel like it's more that his past CEO->COO->CTO demotions have hurt him badly, so he's trying to muster however much pride he can.
Always sends a chill down my spine when Zucchini yells “ZUCCHINI SQUASH!”
I love when the Zucchini comes in and says "Zucchini Squash!" to the bad guys, and Zucchinis all over the place.
I have to say I really appreciate your closed captions, they’re always perfectly timed and I feel like I’m not getting the full experience if I have them turned off
[chuckles the other way]
I love them as well! The only thing I'd say is I wish they wouldn't block text on the screen so I wouldn't feel like I was missing anything
Agreed, classic case of accessibility features benefitting everyone
@@ob2kenobi388 If you're on desktop you can move and change the size of the captions
@@CocoTheMii
I'm not :(
So what I am to take from this video is "remember the jelly doughnut" I guess for all eternity? I wasn't ready for this responsibility.
It's fine, you can just put it in the microwave and hit the reset button.
I’ll jelly your donut :]
And we're never going back, bby
That "all directions" gag sent me
The boba tea part had me laughing so loud, my cat tried to comfort me because she thought something was wrong 😂😂
DaThings seems like the sort of person who stands in the kitchen talking to themselves holding a sharp knife and a pineapple.
the reset button gag was a good start, then you brought it back so perfectly. and them him checking the microwave goes so perfectly with that joke🤣
The Dorito Taco guy’s scream really caught me offguard in the tea section lmao
Also, couldn’t have thought of a more magnificent ending there
I am always so happy to see a new YTP. My heart just flulfs.
Me too
You are the most QUALITY YTP creator I have ever watched.. I'm serious. I've been subscribed to you for a while now and I always get excited to see new instalments! I love that your videos aren't just, well, rapid-fire vulgar expressions and epilepsy hazards. The gags you write are genuinely funny -- sometimes I'll just be going about my day and remember "late-teenth century" and I just start giggling uncontrollably. Sometimes when I'm in a bad mood, my partner pulls up Postman Tap to cheer me up. Thanks for providing a myriad of inside jokes and generally keeping the YTP community quality!
Agree, 100%
3:37
I love this part. He musta really loved his tea!
i laughed embarrassingly hard during the whole tea segment
I think we all did. Hardest I laughed in a very long time.
When he said "stand out in the middle of the dining room and shave a line of people. 250 people long cause its mother day..." I felt that.
Literally crying with laughter at the tea thing ong
Incredible work as always, bravo on the rare YTP continuity of what happened to the rawccoli when chef lonathan accidentally pressed the reset button
I wish all the luck in the universe for Chef Jonathan Lonathan. I hope he continues to inform us in the way of “FOOD”.
3:42 Damn it, Dathings, this whole sequence fucking killed me, the hardest i've laughed for years
5:08 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wow! Was not expecting a *Beck* reference of all things! Also...that tea choke mixing was top notch
My God, I've never been so happy to see Chef Johnathan Lonathan.
"It is better to have food and lost than to have never had food at all." - Nathan Jonathan after hitting the reset button
3:42 - 4:30 is the hardest I've laughed in weeks. There are so many crappy YTPs out there where just repeating a single funny word gets annoying, but this somehow manages to get funnier and funnier instead.
Really? I thought it was the worst part of the video and actually had to skip ahead, which is rare with a DaThings video.
I had to pause halfway I almost wet my pants laughing! 😂😂😂
@@atlas2903 Well for me it's just that each instance of it has a different build up. Like after the first one he goes "Today I had a -OUGHUH-" Then he's like "Okay way hold on-way-hold-way-hold-way-hold -OUGHUH-" Uhh... And then right when he gets past it it reverses and he goes OUGHUH again like he's trapped in an endless streak of spitting up boba. Then after that everything he says leads into the next time he spits up.
Not saying it's objectively funny but that's what does it for me, there's this anticipation like DaThings is playing a prank on the guy where he can't stop spitting up boba
(That compared to most repetitive YTPs where it's just nonsensically spamming the sound again and again.)
The best way I can describe this section is that it's like being repeatedly zapped but being told that it's going to happen at different times, like sometimes the shock is out of nowhere, sometimes it's exactly when it's expected, and sometimes it's not there when you're told it will be. Some kind of cyclical hell but for humour instead of torture (there is a difference, probably)
Your use of the boba choking video had me dying. I've watched that video so many times and I was still laughing every time you looped the clip
I’m trying not to die on a train i was laughing so hard at that i CRIED!! 😂😂😂
Even after all this time, the portmanteaus still catch me off guard because they just happen so fast
5:23 I love the idea of an instructional cooking video where every segment is either "you already know how to do this, I'm not gonna talk about it" or "I'm just gonna save this for a video of its own"
this is truly one of the best videos on this website. like how does it even occur to you that Where It's At could be reconstructed from Jonathan Lonathan's voice fragments‽ insane in every good way.
extremely well put
That dangerous zucchini will become the next Veggietales villain.
He said it! I can't believe it, he actually said it!
the repeat gag of the dude choking on boba caught me so off guard, got me cry laughing over the stupidest shit. Fantastic work as usual, you keep YTP culture alive with your effort
Of all the things in this video, the broccoli accidentally getting disappeared by the microwave around 5:08 was the most hilarious thing and it had me laugh uncontrollably for 2 minutes straight.
The mantle of how to food shall be passed onto another. Eventually we may one day have How 2 Food.
But your work here is done, Ellie. You have taught well.
2:06 "All knives have fingers... but we don't need to talk about that right now."
Hold on, I want to talk about this!
My heart just fulfs when I see another Chef Jonathan Lonathan ytp
“Oh no! I hit the reset button by mistake.” I think we’ve all been there.
2:34
_Microwaves agitate by calling food names until it gets upset_
Hoooooly shit, that killed me.
You've been the best YTPer in the game for quite some time now, and it was only further proven by your use of 'Definitely Maybe' in the credits of this one. You leave no stone unturned in your videos in terms of abundant creativity and fantastic obscure references.
I love the lore consistency of the reset button
Yes! The return of Johnathan lonathan
Ellie, as always, thank you so much for your content warnings. While they do not apply to me, I'm sure there are people who need them.
You are a kind, considerate person!
That little Beck bit made me smile. Nostalgic!
One of those times I'm comforted in knowing that if Jonathan Lonathan was about to get seriously injured by his kitchen technique, DaThings would warn us. 😅 I've always been mildly skittish about using really sharp knives in the kitchen because I know I would mess things up rather easily.
Thank you for continuing this YTP series for as long as you have. Chef Johnathan's kitchen shenanigans have become what I look forward to most on this platform.
This was an absolutely wonderful continuation to the series, thank you for giving me lots of giggles.
No word of a lie, this is your BEST one yet. The sentence-splicing, and the content of what he's saying is just absolutely phenomenal. Keep it up, and I can't wait for more of Mr. Lonathan!!!
Favorite moments and some thoughts, but not a complete list:
1. That must be the microwave from Steins;Gate, lol.
2. "This is a Chinese Face Cleaver." (Note: The implement is Chinese, the faces can be from anywhere.) This pretty much ended me and it wasn't even a minute into the video 😂
3. I could've gone my whole life without seeing the guy spit up boba tea, but by the third time it happened, you got me and I was laughing 😅
4. *Puts rawccoli in microwave, hits 60 seconds, realizes mistake* "Oh no, I accidentally hit the reset button!" *Tries to take back the rawcolli...but it has already reset back to nothingness. Chef Johnathan Lonathan can only helplessly shrug* 😂😂😂 It was the dismayed patting of the hand in the empty microwave that also sold it, lol!
I'm glad to see Lonathan got stopped from repeating the microsins of forethather: Pol Martain
Lovely finale to a great series of YTP and I'm proud to have my name immortalized in this last installment of Food proper
needed this ty ellie
Thanks heaps for making these vids mate
I honestly thought you had run out of possible titles. Yet, you never fail to succeed even my expectations, even in that aspect!
I love your sense of humor! your videos really make my day
3:53 enjoy…
holy shit that Beck edit blew my mind and totally caught me off guard. amazing work.
Thank god he's back. I can feel stability returning to my life already.
THANK YOU FOR ANOTHER VIDEO!!!!
i was having a bad day and this cheered me up, best Johnathan Lonathan edit in a while
I'll always remember that jelly donut 🍩✨
This is a really good one, amazing work!
This is one of the greatest YTP sagas
Johnathan strikes me as a guy who has an entertaining delivery even without your skillful editing!
Yeah he seems really witty
The tea part had me dying of laughter
I didn't know he had a business. Food Inc. is probably a big success.
Your editing and jokes are A+ material!
Just brilliant. I don't know the workflow involved, but these are perfection.
another installment of chef jonathan lonathan's adventures, amazing as always
I love that the boba tea section is a perfect YTP by itself.
- open with a funny slapstick clip with a funny sound
- repeat them a couple times to set up expectations
- hold back for a bit to do some other jokes
- come back with full force, but with a twist (like the "AA-" right before the gag)
- end with a strong finish
I would love to see a livestream of your process in creating these masterpieces
Your sentence mixing skills are impeccable as always👌
Thank you for bringing back Jonathan Lonathan!
How are these so consistently brilliant?!
I am very impressive with this brand new ytp video. It’s been quite a while since you last uploaded a chef Jonathan Lonathan ytp so keep up the hilarious work! 👍👌👨🍳🤡
Bless you, Ellie, for this gift on 420!
The master back in action. Another instant classic in one of the best series.
I'm in love with Texas tea dude - this guy can't swallow for anything, and I bet his car isn't the only place he has that problem either.
I wasn't expecting Beck. Love this channel even more.
I laughed until I died with the remux of the dude spitting up his drink. Pure GOLD.
You have the most funniest ytp 😂
This whole time I never even considered whether or not I should have been fooding in the first place 🤯
It's always a great day when dathings posts
Jonathan Lonathan pffft XD you can't just do that to me right off the bat I almost spat on my monitor!
This is honestly one of the best YTPs you've made recently, absolutely hilarious!
these just keep getting better
I needed this today. :')