my high school science teacher had a policy against muting so i cooked popcorn in protest using one of those really old air poppers. you know, the ones that sound like a hair dryer? he finally let people mute themselves, but he wasn’t all that impressed with me.
everybody who had a headset on should just have been "accidentally" hitting and blowing into their mic constantly, that's another way to maliciously comply
During a chemistry class, I was being naughty and decided to play minecraft with a friend, and GOT INTO A VOICE CALL ON DISCORD DURING CLASS. At one point the teacher noticed my mouth move and unmuted me (I muted zoom so I only found out later). Apparently, the class listened to me talking about fishing rods for at least 20 minutes. The best part is, the entire class somehow covered for me, and the teacher was... let's just say confused beyond belief, so at the end of the day nothing happened.
I'm just surprised you managed to talk about fishing rods for 20 minutes. There doesn't seem to be that much to talk about them. Was cool of your classmates to gaslight the teacher though lol
Once I saw a field mouse outside my window during my zoom class, and I yelled “OH MY GOSH ITS MICKEY MOUSE!” In a Mickey Mouse voice. I was unmuted, and my entire class started laughing while the teacher stared at me confused. So much embarrassment was felt that day…
The first and last time I un muted myself was when I accidently said "Peter piper can't pick a pickle because pickles don't grow, they are cucumbers first". My teacher responded "what an astute observation"
During online class last year, a boy in my class didn't realize he was unmuted until the whole class (including the math teacher) applauded him after he sang half of Starships by Nicki Minaj. I really miss my old class.
that's so "and then everyone clapped" it hurts. it's not too unbelievable since it was probably satirical clapping, so I'm not calling you a liar, but maybe avoid saying "the whole class and teacher clapped" next time you wanna tell a funny story lol
@@nomoretwitterhandles Skepticism is alright man but I think you're taking it a little too far. It's not too far fetched for a class like this to exist.
Funniest one for me was online school in 2020 - not me, but my classmate. As an April Fool's bit of idiocy, I sat a stuffed gorilla up close in front of my camera. When my classmate joined the call, I can only assume my gorilla was taking up his entire screen. So everyone heard an alarmed "what the fuck is that?!!" followed by a quiet "oh shit I'm not on mute"
That one with the person who told their dog to stop licking their toes is absolutely perfection. There's nothing weird or extreme about what they're saying, yet the lack of context over the Zoom call makes it so, so bad.
I remember I was playing untitled goose game on full volume on a teams call thinking I was on mute and the teacher was like “who’s honking.” And all that everyone else heard was a distant “HONK HONK.”
During a zoom class one of the students started singing, thinking that she was on mute. The teacher suggested her to join the school's music club. Now she is the main singer on the school band.
We had a clima-crisis-workshop back in school and it was on teams during online class. That one woman who was explaining some stuff took her sweet time with doing it. My teacher, thinking she was on mute, just sighed "Man, just shut your fucking mouth, woman" She was, in fact, not on mute
Accidentally said while unmuted "Jesus my bollocks are itchy" followed by my boss saying "what the hell jack, too much information" 😂 Got the piss taken outta me when i went back to work 😂
Thought I was muted while in class and was playing with my parrot. It was only until a classmate asked if I was being haunted that I realised I wasn't, and that my entire class had heard my bird calling my name in a low, scratchy voice several times over.
I was in a zoom class and I had my electric guitar next to me. I started playing doing really well and I wasn’t muted. On zoom it shows the camera who is making the most noise to everyone. Someone said “wow.” I looked up and realized. Went to put my guitar down and fell out of my chair. Everyone saw me. I just laid there the rest of class. No one questioned it.
I WAS muted but my cat came in and climbed onto my laptop to yell at me. If you hold down the spacebar you temporarily unmute, and that was one of the keys he stepped on, so EVERYONE IN MY CLASS heard me UNMUTE so a cat could YOWL INTO THE MICROPHONE
I will never forget the day I was playing Phasmophobia in an online class and wasn't on mute. I sounded like a nutter but no one questioned it. So everyone could hear me go: "Hulk Hogan are you there?"
Still better than when I was playing Among Us with friends while I was in a zoom call and didn't realize I wasn't muted in there for like five minutes until someone asked me if I was playing Among Us
It genuinely astonishes me how many people just. don't pay attention to make sure they're muted. Does everyone else not have the crippling anxiety that makes them triple check that they're muted every second?
I'm pretty sure people do but overtime they probably get so used to seeing themselves muted everytime they checked that they no longer cared to look if their mics are turned on
My computer will unmute if I touch the space button, so I can see why they might accidentally bump it. I always reserve my language though during a call even if I'm muted, just to save me from possible embarrassment.
this is what i don't get, i do talk to myself during zoom bc how else do you stay sane but i also am looking at the mic icon every millisecond to see it's still crossed out
Once I was in a zoom class while holding a box of baby chickens I was looking after, and forgot I wasn't muted when I told them to "Stop- No. Stop eating that! That's your poop..."
@@SupahCray Family bought them at the beginning of the pandemic so that we could have affordable eggs when they grew up. We got them at one of those like, farm animal supply stores. I will say this, though. It is a lot easier to have a hen raise them than to raise them yourself. They need a lot of love, and being there just for feedings doesn't cut it. I kept them in my room and they pooped all over my tile floor. I eventually cleaned it, but things were pretty gross for awhile. They also gotta be able to dig in the dirt and go in the sun in order to be happy. Also, you gotta figure out how to get them to treat each other well once they hit puberty - especially the boys who tend to very clingy to the point of usually being simps but often also being incels but unwilling/unable to accept gifts because their status depends on being the biggest, shoutiest, prettiest, most independent, and most generous. The boys chill out when they can't see the girls (and get insecure about being loved by them) but chickens are extraverts who can't be alone without getting sad. So, planning is definitely required to prevent them from mistreating each other. tldr: getting them is easy, but taking good care of them requires a lot of time, effort, curiosity, and advance planning.
@@hoppybirdy6967 I read the whole thing, lol. And I'm so glad you're treatin em well! Some people probably wouldn't. You must be a pretty good person! Thanks for telling me about it! You and yours have an awesome day, hun~
you just reminded me of a friend on discord who had baby geese and he named one Hitler and another Stalin (history nerd) and they kept trying to escape their box the server was in SHAMBLES
Can’t beat the time my (high school) music teacher thought his camera was off and walked on camera shirtless. 6 months later he “left” after being discovered being with a senior student. :)
OH MY GOD I'D WISH TO FALL TROUGH THE FLOOR SO MUCH LMAOOOO Reading fanfics tot he while class without realising it sucks. If i was the teacher i'd tell everyone to shut up to listen ti the fanfic....
I was on a zoom university lecture. I thought I was on mute and started singing Candy Store in the voice of Toad from Super Mario. I eventually stopped because my vocal chords were threatening to jump off a roof and someone said "Is it just me or does Heather sound different?" Never wanted to die in a hole so much.
I remember watching my teacher BITE into an orange like it was an apple and in my sheer terror I couldn't stop laughing until one of my friends told me that I wasn't on mute. So much fear was felt that day
I actually have 2 really funny stories of people who weren't muted on zoom. Once in a virtual class, one of my classmates just randomly started singing with both his microphone and camera on, the teacher told him to stop but he had the class on mute and just kept going, so they ended up having to force mute him just to be able to continue the class. He didn't even realize everyone saw and heard him until he sang the whole song and noticed the class whatsapp group going crazy about it, and he couldn't even apologize to the teacher because he was force muted. Also once during a test, some people were in a discord call doing the test together while also in the zoom call the teacher used to monitor us, and one of them forgot to mute his microphone on the zoom call and asked on the discord one "hey, so do you guys know the answer to this question" and everyone in the call heard it, including the teacher. It would've been bad enough as is, but SOMEONE ELSE ON THE ZOOM CALL ANSWERED HIM, this was in university so cheating on a test is really serious, you'd imagine they would check their microphones before doing that
Our class had an attractive looking German teacher, so one day in Google Meet my friend accidentially unmuted herself and she seemed to be recording a voice message on her phone because all we could hear was "And now we're in a lesson with our sexy German teacher".
I once dramatically shouted, "NO MIKU!!" when my fragile Hatsune Miku figurine fell off my desk while I was unmuted. Update: She's living the life right now! My roommates and I made a shrine for her with a plushie Jesus as her friend and she has not fallen since! (Just got a cat though so I don't know how long that'll last)
One time in class, a student didn't realise she wasn't muted and her microphone was broken. We kept hearing a demonic echo every time someone spoke and the teacher had to stop teaching cause she just couldn't stop laughing. It took like 5 minutes to realise where the echo was coming from. Another time, the same teacher forgot to mute herself while we had to watch a recording of the presentation of some students. It was a funny video, so instead of hearing the presentation, we just kept hearing the teacher laugh. Moments like this are the only thing I miss about online uni lectures
I still remember this one time during a remote choir I was in, this girl accidentally unmuted and she was on a call with someone and cursing like every other word. And then the conductor literally screamed "OMG YOU'RE UNMUTED!!!" and started laughing really hard. The girl immediately left the meeting and never came back for that rehearsal even though we have a limited amount of absences 😭💀
I remember sitting in Science Class (virtual obviously) and we were talking about tectonic plates. The teacher asked the class what happens when one tectonic plate moves underneath another (I'm pretty sure the answer is a volcano) and then one kid, who was unmuted the entire time, screams "KRAKATOA" and rips the most violently wet fart I've ever heard. I don't even know who it was, but I idolize them to this day.
I've never had an issue remembering to mute. However, on a couple of occasions I did fail to take into account that I could still _be seen_ by other people in our Teams meetings. Turns out that a roll of the eyes and "fucks sake" can still be readily interpreted by people with eyes 🙈
This is why I don't turn my camera on unless absolutely necessary, or unless I'm expecting to be extremely focused (e.g. a job interview), or unless I'm talking to family. I do not have the mental space to worry about that shit.
This is why I have a hot key for my camera on my laptop, and anytime I have to turn my camera off, I flicker it on and off and say that it's malfunctioning lol
I was unmuted and my camera was also on. We were having our bathroom done and me and my brother were stood there with a literal bathtub shouting at eachother trying to figure out where to put it. Luckily everyone was busy doing a task so only our teacher witnessed this. He sent me a message saying something along the lines of "I can see that you're not doing your work but I'm finding this entertaining. It's like watching a sitcom" Although I'm pretty sure the whole class heard me shout "IT WON'T FIT THROUGH THE DOOR YOU PLEB"
I was in a meeting of about 230 people at work which had some very senior people in it, and someone unmuted accidentally whilst working out. All you could hear were deep breaths from the person out of breath and a voice saying “SQUAT, SQUAT, SQUAT, WORK IT, YOU’RE GETTING IT!”
this reminds me of one of my friend's dads...he would say the workout as he is doing it , like squat or pushup when he is doing a squat or a pushup like what...
Thought I was muted, but I wasn't. So my teacher and my entire class told me that I was unmuted, meaning the entire online class heard me sing Megalovania.
I was talking to my cat about eating spiders after he found one and ate it like he had been starving. Teacher said “whoever that is, please stop eating spiders and mute yourself” heart nearly stopped
Not me, but one day during PE class, a kid wasn’t on mute and was watching Genshin stuff. After a bit of silence, he said really loudly in a falsetto “ehe te nandayo.” He then realized he wasn’t muted and quickly muted himself afterwards. 😀
Had the worst stomach bug of my life and I was so out of it... What in front of everyone on zoom in a psych class. Only realized when someone giggled at the toilet flush. I drove myself to the hospital the next day and got fluids and then it finally hit me with extreme clarity that I'd be seeing them all again. After listening to my toilet prayers and everything
Here's mine: Was in a mandatory class meeting with a guest speaker talking about sexual harassment. My roommate was in the same meeting in the next room over. When the speaker came on, she smiled and asked how everyone's day was going, to which my friend shouted "SHUT. THE FUCK. UP." I heard him say this twice. Once muffled by the wall, and again a half second later as the call repeated it. He didn't even realize he was unmuted, and his dumbass had no idea why the call went deadly silent. I had to play the recording back for him to believe me, and I swear he dropped dead on the spot when he heard it.
If hes gonna scream at someone to "SHUT THE FUCK UP" just because they said "how are you?", he can deal with being embarrassed LOL What a dumbass, I feel bad for that speaker
one time one of my art professors was giving a presentation and showed us a piece where the artist had put scaled up parts of a toilet tank in a canal. In my most tired, high-sounding voice I said "haha,, that's funny" and my prof went "haha... yeah kinda" and thats when i realized my mic was still on edit: another time in a different class we were doing critique and when it wasnt my turn i was playing my switch. i suddenly got a text in the class group chat from a girl asking if i was playing animal crossing 💀
Once I was talking to my dad about our family cat, I wasnt muted when I thought I was. The teacher proceeded to ask me about her and asked everyone to show their pets if they have one. I was like "ok bet" and went to get my cat. I later learned I was still not muted and the mumbled voices of my mom and dad sounded weird at the time lmao But we had a moment for our pets so that was nice. That cat died btw. I am sad
During an online class about a year ago, a classmate accidentally unmuted himself MID-SHAG. For a solid minute and a half, the whole class was subject to the sound of a rocking bed frame and the occasional wet slap or faint moan. It took maybe three shouts of increasing volume from the professor for him to realise what had happened and re-mute
In my online class, I had 2 teachers and about 20 students (not including me). One of the teachers would spend most of the call reminding us we had to be on mute. Well, one day, I muted right after getting in class as usual and then sat down at my desk so I wouldn't get in trouble for laying down. Well, then some kid in the class I don't know who, yelled "But Joey, frogs aren't real!" and we all just sat there like 'wtf?' 💀
I had a friend who was accidentally unmuted when we were learning about asexual reproduction. I just heard her say “That’s me.” To this day I have never laughed harder than I did in that moment.
I know no one would believe me. But during out Japanese zoom class, everyone was guilty of the 'I thought I was muted',, including me. One time during a lesson, my cockateil landed on the back of my head, and I ended up exclaiming, "Henry, you bat in bird feathers!". Everyone kinda fell silent before my teacher asked, "Want to repeat that in Japanese?". Still, not as bad as the poor sod who had a violent shitting episode and forgot to mute before running out.
In my last year of middle school, we were in the middle of a zoom meeting, I thought I was on mute and sipped the loudest sip of tea in my entire lifetime. Everyone went dead silent, it's even worse because I did it as the teacher was talking. My apologies Mr. Z.
I remember that one time in class I wasn't in mute and my cat came into the room and yelled at me and i said something to her idk And the teacher was like "wow okay alex you got guests at your place?" I was like "no, it's my cat" and then i died of shame
In my senior year, my school offered both online classes and in person classes, so I chose online. This meant that my teachers would project our screens + audio onto the TV while they taught the rest of the class. One day I was at home and didn’t realize I was unmuted and I was just casually eating macaroni right by the mic. I didn’t even know until my friend texted me telling me to mute myself and I felt my life flash before my eyes💀
I was in a Discord Call, and my baby nephew came up to me wanting to play. I thought I was muted and proceeded to talk to him in a gremlin voice, calling him "The Little Gremlin" and "The successor to all Gremlin kind". Then my friends who had no clue what I was talking about proceeded to mimic what I was saying. So here I am trying to explain why I was calling my nephew "The little gremlin man" while all my friends are doing their own gremlin voices .
Some girl on google meet didn’t know she was unmuted and she started singing and my teacher said “Wow that’s such a beautiful song. Now,can we finish the lesson?” And another time I wasn’t on mute and I didn’t speak but my chair was squeaky and someone thought there was a rat 💀💀💀
Fun fact: I actually had one moment of this. One day, I was in online math class, and the teacher was explaining something she wasn’t supposed to explain. I said “It’s the (thing she’s supposed to explain) bitch.” She didn’t notice luckily.
Once during a German lesson in 8th grade, I forgot I wasn't on mute a and kept saying "schiiiiiiitzel" over and over again for like a minute straight. When the teacher pointed it out I was so panicked I just straight up left the call.
Why did that last part remind me of the time I accidentally left a call when trying to unmute 💀. All my class saw was the teacher asking me a question, a second or two of silence, then me just leaving the call without a word. In my defense, the mic button and Leave Call button were right next to each other, lol
That reminds me of the time where I was in math class and my teacher called on me to answer the question and I didn’t know it so I just left and didn’t come back 😭I even went shopping with my mom too-
I thought I was on mute during a zoom class and my parents came in to talk about my dogs latest bowel movements for the vet. That was rough as hell, the teacher sternly reminded the whole class to be mindful about not disturbing the class
I thought I was on mute in math class and I started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"... let's just say it was embarrassing to see people laughing and then figure out what they were laughing at 😂. Also my teacher said he had no idea people still "liked those old songs" anymore. Guess he doesn't know about rickrolls?
@@four-two-six I showed my physics teacher Never Gonna Give You Up and I was giggling the hell out, and he was just like "I don't get it, it's just people dancing?"
I remember being witness to an accidental unmuting not too long ago. During a hybrid lecture (part of the class attending digitally, the rest being physically present in the lecture hall), someone either had sex, or at the very least was watching porn on another device, and somehow got unmuted. Very loud moans rang through the loudspeaker systems in the lecture hall, to a group of over a hundred giggling students and the lecturer.
I got unmuted in a class cause I dropped something on my keyboard and my birds started screaming their heads off, my professor was like "can someone mute their mic? There's some...... noise?"
I was on a joint call with my mum. It was a Christian like meeting thing. Thought we were on mute and started laughing at how one woman was literally falling asleep. Left as soon as we realised. This happened on two different occasions.
The other day I was cleaning my bathroom while listening to Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing by Set It Off and I started singing the second verse thinking I was alone. The scream that tore from my throat once I realized that my dad was standing in the hallway listening to me sing was so loud, I scared myself 😭😭
Very true, and it's a shame people are so shy about it! We become better singers by just singing a lot, and being around people who also sing a lot. I love hanging out with groups of friends where nobody is shy about singing, it's so much fun to just be able to let loose like that.
One time when i got called for jury duty during COVID i heard an older guy talk shit to his wife about literally everyone in the call and she was like "you made sure you're on mute, right?" And he was like "yeah, of course look at the little symbol there" ... that poor bastard. Idk if he ever found out.
Not on a zoom call, but still humiliating- I was talking to my best friend during math, and we were giggling and whatever, the room started to fall silent, but as it did, I screamed, “IM A MANLY MAN WITH A BIG EGO.” *im a woman* my teacher did indeed hear that, and congratulated me for saying it 💀
My friend started talking to their bunny like "awwwh who's a good boy, you're so cute, my baby" and they were unmuted. It was during math class with a very strict teacher. They were lucky that everyone found that very endearing, but they were absolutely mortified and still avoid the topic
I remember that sometime during the pandemic, I thought I had put myself on mute, and, in a proud tone, unknowingly screamed, "I JUST KILLED A BUG WITH TAPE!!" to my entire Zoom class. I did, in fact, kill a bug by sticking it to the tape and smushing it against the nearest chair.
This makes me remember of that one time I was scrolling twitter while in a religious study class, and I thought I was on mute when I scroll past a bunny boy cosplay and audibly said 'damn, look at that thicc bunny boy' 💀 I only realized I'm unmuted when the class mentor laughed, soo welp, there goes my reputation in that class...
I was babysitting my 3 toddler cousins while on a mandatory pointless zoom call (we just had to be in attendance because they emailed all the stuff we needed to do/know), the youngest took my phone and unmuted so everyone got to hear stuff like "stop trying to push your sister off the swing" "no you need to stay here thats too far away" "yaayy good job" plus all the stuff the kids said, eventually the host asked what was going on and muted me 😂
My sister's class had this one guy, who while during online school started arguing with his mother, they were screaming at each other. He was unmuted and it was mandatory for her class to have camera on so everybody saw it. The teacher said nothing, as everyone watched in silence. After about 3 minutes they finished arguing and the teacher asked in a quiet voice "may..may I speak now?" European schools do be different fr but it was a funny accident tho EDIT: the other time I was on camera because I was making a presentation in front of my whole class and a teacher, when my mom waltzed into my room to put the laundry on the dryer. I thought I was gonna die from embarrasement. She was in her pajamas too. And another time when I thought I was muted I started cursing under my breath because I couldn't get the right answer to a math problem and I heard my classmate say "[name] your mike is on..." My cat also turned on my camera the other time when I went to the toilet and she was staring at it the whole time. Thanks kitty, at least she didn't show the whole, not so clean quarantine room.
I don't think it's that funny that a mother was screaming at her child to the point her child had to scream back at her. Sounds like she should be reported to CPS. And what the hell is wrong with ya, thinking that kind of thing is funny? Dude's probably suffering.
@@nomoretwitterhandles It could also be that the kid is a spoiled brat, or maybe the whole family has issues dealing with their emotions in a quiet manner. It's best to not immediately assume the worst about someone, especially if the only information you have is from a random CZcams comment.
The time I was literally crying having a breakdown on call with my boyfriend at the time saying "I love youuuu" and someone says "Laura, you're not on mute..." I wanted to die. Still do
@@myfeed2499 Gunshot is the best, pills or rope have way to high of a likelihood of being botched. Just put the barrel in your mouth aimed at the back of the neck to about 45 degrees up, or really anything as long as you don’t point the barrel straight up behind the teeth
@@noahjackl2240 You’ve presented a somewhat accurate statement. Gunshots are the most effective and most efficient, but lack the properties of accessibility. Sleeping pills are much more available, and a more reasonable choice for the average civilian.
On a school zoom as well as a call with my friend. Didn’t realise I wasn’t muted and my screen was visible. I had a squidhmallow and was making it dance. My teacher said “(name), love that giant zebra you have but can you put it away.” I died.
Last week, I was on a Zoom call for class, (10+ people, btw) and as the HUGE kpop stan I am, I started singing Poppy by STAYC with all my chest. The whole class heard me, and I didn't even notice until someone said, " *my name,* You speak Japanese?" I WAS SO EMBARRASSED I DIDN'T TALK FOR THE REST OF THE CALL UNLESS I HAD TO 💀
Back in 2020 when I was still in public school my teacher had to go for like five minutes so my friend and I, who were in a separate call so we could ignore the teachers and discuss our work, had an argument about whether or not tea was considered soup while we were muted in the class call. It turned out we were not muted, and so when the teacher came back it was to a furious debate about the specificities of soup classification.
a footnote to what I'm sure was an exhaustive exploration of the issue --- this reviewer suggests that Tibetan butter tea is really, really close to soup.
One time during a call for Spanish class, at the end of the call someone else’s mic did the thing where it picks up on the speaker and there’s that high-pitched echoing ringing sound. I started laughing, and as I started to push the hang up button, I missed and accidentally unmuted myself. At that exact moment, a breathed in at the same time as laughing, letting out a horrible screeching sound for the whole class to hear
this was at the height of the pandemic and school as still online (zoom) for me. i had my airpods connected to my laptop and i went to the bathroom with my airpods in so i could still hear the lecture. well i was somehow NOT MUTED (either i accidentally unmuted myself as i was crawling out of bed or i just never muted myself in the first place) and everyone heard me pissing. my teacher stopped talking for a moment but i didn’t think much of it until i heard a guy in the class unmute to say “dude someone’s fucking pissing” most embarrassing moment of my life. i ran out of the bathroom and left the zoom call and just accepted a 0 for attendance that day… it was too fucking awful 😭
I was nearing the end of a very emotional remote D&D game and muted myself in order to blow my nose. I had forgotten that I was already muted because I didn’t want the dm to know I was crying like a bitch, so they heard silence, then me blowing my nose loudly and obscenely, and then silence again. It lightened the mood somewhat but I still cried a little.
@@zirconanimations9472 Almost every time I see this in the comment sections of videos, the like count has already exceeded the number specified. It’s inevitably going to keep rising, so don’t bother holding back.
I once screamed, extremely loud and annoyed “FUCKING STAY” (in a way that ascends from seemingly normal speech to high pitch and volume) at a ready made meal box plastic wrapper thing during Japanese class unmuted. I screamed in English even though I’m Polish (I am studying English for my bachelors degree so I guess it’s not that weird). Still not as bad as a classmate of mine complaining to his brother about the class that was going on, with a lot of swearing.
I feel like my uni teacher and your teacher are the two sides of the spectrum. My teacher's daughter interrupted class to proudly show her primary school report card to her dad, whereas your teacher accidentally publicly told off their poor kid for failing a course
I was doing a screaming impression with my friend (on another call) when I realized I wasn't on mute and the teacher was laughing hysterically. Everyone else was completely silent. But tbh this makes me feel better.
I'm really happy that that teacher had a sense of humor about the situation lol. Knowing how peers are, it's a major head scratcher why everybody else was silent
Best memory from lockdown was when during registration at like 8 in the morning and we were all half asleep one of my classmates joined the call and got in the shower. At first I thought it was raining till everyone on our class group chat was talking about it and I heard singing. They didn't join any calls after that every again and blamed it on technical issues. It was hilarious
i was in a class meeting, everything was silent as we were doing an assignment. i began singing hamilton to myself as i did my work. after a while of this, my classmate unmuted and said "you're such a good singer, kaleb" SO genuinely and i got so scared, switched tabs like the wind and muttered "imsorryimsorr-" before muting myself. the chat then continued to talk about how they were enjoying the performance, joking about how it was more interesting than the assignments and telling me to come back. i lived in embarrassment the rest of the day 🙃
Me, and at least 3 of my classmates in the 5 years I've been in my school, have accidentally been unmuted while our parents were arguing in the background. To one of those 3 classmates' credit, he kept giving his poetry presentation without even stuttering despite the domestic violence backing the piece. Absolute beast.
In the barbie movie, when they're in barbies house throwing a party and barbie yells, "anyone ever think about death" I reacted instinctual and said "me too, barbie" really loud cause the movie was so loud only my friend would hear me. Unfortunately, right at that moment, all the music cut off and so the entire theater laughed 😂
I remember reading a post (4chan, I think?) where someone thought they weren't on mute, muted to let out a massive fart, then unmuted afterwards in a Zoom class. What actually happened is they were muted in the first place, so everyone heard their massive fart.
Damn something similar happened to me literally ripped the loudest burp on earth after getting up from my chair from my school zoom parent meeting cause it was boring asf. There was like, 30-40 kids too, and they didnt know who it was. Still regret that shit months later
I was unmuted and I had a yt video on (Matt rose obviously)
And the teacher said “[Name] what you watching it sounds good”
YES
amazing.
wow good job lmao
LOL
based teacher
Hearing "you're on mute" is annoying
Hearing "... you're not on mute" is terrifying
It goes from “you forgot” to “you fucked up”
@@somethingswrongwithyou9133 You forgot to fuck up
instant heart attack
@@somethingswrongwithyou9133 to “you forgor”
@@tableswithoutchairs1168 to "💀💀💀💀💀💀💀"
my high school science teacher had a policy against muting so i cooked popcorn in protest using one of those really old air poppers. you know, the ones that sound like a hair dryer? he finally let people mute themselves, but he wasn’t all that impressed with me.
im impressed with you
you deserve an award
I love a malicious compliance story
bruh how could you have a policy against muting fuck is wrong w you
everybody who had a headset on should just have been "accidentally" hitting and blowing into their mic constantly, that's another way to maliciously comply
During a chemistry class, I was being naughty and decided to play minecraft with a friend, and GOT INTO A VOICE CALL ON DISCORD DURING CLASS. At one point the teacher noticed my mouth move and unmuted me (I muted zoom so I only found out later). Apparently, the class listened to me talking about fishing rods for at least 20 minutes. The best part is, the entire class somehow covered for me, and the teacher was... let's just say confused beyond belief, so at the end of the day nothing happened.
I'm just surprised you managed to talk about fishing rods for 20 minutes. There doesn't seem to be that much to talk about them. Was cool of your classmates to gaslight the teacher though lol
@@speeder3235 as a 11yr Minecraft veteran I can see how tht happened 😂
ur class mates are pog champ man
i played minecraft at least a few times during zoom classes
Dont play with your camera on, otherwise you'll be hit with the force unmute by somebody apparently
Once I saw a field mouse outside my window during my zoom class, and I yelled “OH MY GOSH ITS MICKEY MOUSE!” In a Mickey Mouse voice. I was unmuted, and my entire class started laughing while the teacher stared at me confused. So much embarrassment was felt that day…
OH MY HELL HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE ANY COMMENTS??😭😭lemme fix that-
@@HeyItsIDK Ayyy thx!
"IT'S PUBLIC DOMAIN NOW BIATCH"
this sounds like the type of shit i’d hear in my class 😭
honestly if one of my classmates randomly did that, i'd ask to be friends
The first and last time I un muted myself was when I accidently said "Peter piper can't pick a pickle because pickles don't grow, they are cucumbers first". My teacher responded "what an astute observation"
This is my favorite yet
I mean, that *is* an astute observation.
Holy shit, you're right.
That's fine but he usually picks peppers
@@chimominino5083 pickled peppers, so the same thing still applies, just not with cucumbers
During online class last year, a boy in my class didn't realize he was unmuted until the whole class (including the math teacher) applauded him after he sang half of Starships by Nicki Minaj. I really miss my old class.
did he have vocal talengs
@@mangleshp Yes yes
Fuck i can feel his pain
that's so "and then everyone clapped" it hurts. it's not too unbelievable since it was probably satirical clapping, so I'm not calling you a liar, but maybe avoid saying "the whole class and teacher clapped" next time you wanna tell a funny story lol
@@nomoretwitterhandles
Skepticism is alright man but I think you're taking it a little too far. It's not too far fetched for a class like this to exist.
Funniest one for me was online school in 2020 - not me, but my classmate. As an April Fool's bit of idiocy, I sat a stuffed gorilla up close in front of my camera. When my classmate joined the call, I can only assume my gorilla was taking up his entire screen. So everyone heard an alarmed "what the fuck is that?!!" followed by a quiet "oh shit I'm not on mute"
Next level April Foolery.
That is amazing lmao
LMAOOOOO
That one with the person who told their dog to stop licking their toes is absolutely perfection. There's nothing weird or extreme about what they're saying, yet the lack of context over the Zoom call makes it so, so bad.
I can't like. It's the "dirty"/"funny" number. (IYKYK)
@@Kid_Cat64 Not anymore sadly:(
I remember I was playing untitled goose game on full volume on a teams call thinking I was on mute and the teacher was like “who’s honking.” And all that everyone else heard was a distant “HONK HONK.”
Anatidaephobia
*ʰᵒⁿᵏ*
@@tallic967 even Google wants you to translate that into english
Heiekev2h2in3veu3b3nk
I mean, you are a goose! They should let you be a goose! Honk if you're hungry for chaos!
During a zoom class one of the students started singing, thinking that she was on mute. The teacher suggested her to join the school's music club. Now she is the main singer on the school band.
Thats so wholesome, though! 🥰
thanks, obamaium
mission failed succesfully
Seens like it is a plot point straight from one of those cheesy 2000s high school movies
so true 🤓
Imagine having the gift of singing songs as Kermit the Frog, and then choosing NOT to share it with the world
Absolute blasphemy, god wouldn’t give that gift for it to be HIDDEN
Exceptional talent needs to be shared~
We had a clima-crisis-workshop back in school and it was on teams during online class. That one woman who was explaining some stuff took her sweet time with doing it. My teacher, thinking she was on mute, just sighed "Man, just shut your fucking mouth, woman"
She was, in fact, not on mute
this is one of the best stories ive read in this comment section so far, how does this only have 7 likes?
Your teacher is based
Did she "shut her fucking mouth"?
Accidentally said while unmuted "Jesus my bollocks are itchy" followed by my boss saying "what the hell jack, too much information" 😂
Got the piss taken outta me when i went back to work 😂
lol
That's some aggressively british stuff 💀
soooo, how exactly did they take that piss?
@@NotASpyPootis a tube through the urinary meatus
@@NotASpyPootis a catheter inserted up the urethra
Thought I was muted while in class and was playing with my parrot. It was only until a classmate asked if I was being haunted that I realised I wasn't, and that my entire class had heard my bird calling my name in a low, scratchy voice several times over.
Oh god I can hear it…
Lol so chill “uh are you being haunted..?”
username checks out
That was the first comment that ever made me laugh... congrats...like wow...I thought I lost that ability long ago...thank you friend..
@@LivVvVvvvvVvvVvvvvvVvvv you must have a really bad sense of humour cause this didn't make me laugh, not even smile
I was in a zoom class and I had my electric guitar next to me. I started playing doing really well and I wasn’t muted. On zoom it shows the camera who is making the most noise to everyone. Someone said “wow.” I looked up and realized. Went to put my guitar down and fell out of my chair. Everyone saw me. I just laid there the rest of class. No one questioned it.
ngl i'd wanna hear it :0 what song were you playing??
@@weezarddd__ Master of Puppets lmao
Wow
Lol, embarassing
based
I WAS muted but my cat came in and climbed onto my laptop to yell at me. If you hold down the spacebar you temporarily unmute, and that was one of the keys he stepped on, so EVERYONE IN MY CLASS heard me UNMUTE so a cat could YOWL INTO THE MICROPHONE
OML IM DYIIIING HWLP- 😭😭😭😭😭
I will never forget the day I was playing Phasmophobia in an online class and wasn't on mute. I sounded like a nutter but no one questioned it.
So everyone could hear me go:
"Hulk Hogan are you there?"
Still better than when I was playing Among Us with friends while I was in a zoom call and didn't realize I wasn't muted in there for like five minutes until someone asked me if I was playing Among Us
Oh no...
Ohmygod that is the best one so far.
Your name is hulk??
Nevermind im stupid as fuck
It genuinely astonishes me how many people just. don't pay attention to make sure they're muted. Does everyone else not have the crippling anxiety that makes them triple check that they're muted every second?
I'm pretty sure people do but overtime they probably get so used to seeing themselves muted everytime they checked that they no longer cared to look if their mics are turned on
on mine it used to just unmute randomly if i accidentally touched a button
I have that but only after an accident
My computer will unmute if I touch the space button, so I can see why they might accidentally bump it. I always reserve my language though during a call even if I'm muted, just to save me from possible embarrassment.
this is what i don't get, i do talk to myself during zoom bc how else do you stay sane but i also am looking at the mic icon every millisecond to see it's still crossed out
Ngl the “I’m a little soup boy” song and “call me butter cause I’m on a roll were legitimately wholesome💀
more like cringe
Once I was in a zoom class while holding a box of baby chickens I was looking after, and forgot I wasn't muted when I told them to "Stop- No. Stop eating that! That's your poop..."
Umm...HOW DID YOU GET A BOX OF CUTENESS AND WHERE DO I GET ONE?!?!?! No, but seriously! I'm so jealous!!!
@@SupahCray Family bought them at the beginning of the pandemic so that we could have affordable eggs when they grew up. We got them at one of those like, farm animal supply stores. I will say this, though. It is a lot easier to have a hen raise them than to raise them yourself. They need a lot of love, and being there just for feedings doesn't cut it. I kept them in my room and they pooped all over my tile floor. I eventually cleaned it, but things were pretty gross for awhile. They also gotta be able to dig in the dirt and go in the sun in order to be happy. Also, you gotta figure out how to get them to treat each other well once they hit puberty - especially the boys who tend to very clingy to the point of usually being simps but often also being incels but unwilling/unable to accept gifts because their status depends on being the biggest, shoutiest, prettiest, most independent, and most generous. The boys chill out when they can't see the girls (and get insecure about being loved by them) but chickens are extraverts who can't be alone without getting sad. So, planning is definitely required to prevent them from mistreating each other.
tldr: getting them is easy, but taking good care of them requires a lot of time, effort, curiosity, and advance planning.
@@hoppybirdy6967 I read the whole thing, lol. And I'm so glad you're treatin em well! Some people probably wouldn't. You must be a pretty good person! Thanks for telling me about it! You and yours have an awesome day, hun~
you just reminded me of a friend on discord who had baby geese and he named one Hitler and another Stalin (history nerd)
and they kept trying to escape their box
the server was in SHAMBLES
Can’t beat the time my (high school) music teacher thought his camera was off and walked on camera shirtless. 6 months later he “left” after being discovered being with a senior student. :)
"thought" his camera was off 🤢🤢🤢
DISGASTING 👿
Hes gross
Bruh he not only walked into online class shirtless but he had *cant say it* with a student? 🤢
A 🤡 he is. L mans.
one time i was petting my cat and calling her things like “big chonky girl” and “my little bean casserole” without knowing i was unmuted
little bean casserole 😭
That's just cute.
Pffft I call my dog puppy bean, there's no way I'm not stealing "little bean casserole".
It’s relatable tho
@@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts Right? If I was in that class/meeting, I would've just started cooing.
one time I thought that I was on mute and for like 15 minutes I sat, unmuted, just whisper reading a fanfic 💀
BYE ☠️☠️
Oh nooooooo. What kind was it? Cause I've accidentally whisper read smut in irl class
@@hellochildren3780 i'm pretty sure it was reader insert angst, so i was just reading it hella dramatically lmao
OH MY GOD I'D WISH TO FALL TROUGH THE FLOOR SO MUCH LMAOOOO
Reading fanfics tot he while class without realising it sucks.
If i was the teacher i'd tell everyone to shut up to listen ti the fanfic....
wtf
I was on a zoom university lecture. I thought I was on mute and started singing Candy Store in the voice of Toad from Super Mario. I eventually stopped because my vocal chords were threatening to jump off a roof and someone said "Is it just me or does Heather sound different?"
Never wanted to die in a hole so much.
You should hear me try to sing high notes, babes! 😂😂😂
I remember watching my teacher BITE into an orange like it was an apple and in my sheer terror I couldn't stop laughing until one of my friends told me that I wasn't on mute. So much fear was felt that day
i would’ve laughed too, why tf would you eat an orange like that😭
thats so funny though thats a w
Like, bit through the peel?
OMG HELP WHO TF *BITES* INTO AN ORANGE?! IM DYING💀
@@zaytaz9331 their teacher, apparently
oh hell yeah, i still don’t trust the mute button, that thing be playing with me i swear
i triple mute myself on playstation: disable game chat, start a private party, mute my mic, party mute my mic just to make sure
Yes
I need a password lock on the unmute button
The mics with a button or switch to mute are great
I just unplug the mic
I actually have 2 really funny stories of people who weren't muted on zoom.
Once in a virtual class, one of my classmates just randomly started singing with both his microphone and camera on, the teacher told him to stop but he had the class on mute and just kept going, so they ended up having to force mute him just to be able to continue the class. He didn't even realize everyone saw and heard him until he sang the whole song and noticed the class whatsapp group going crazy about it, and he couldn't even apologize to the teacher because he was force muted.
Also once during a test, some people were in a discord call doing the test together while also in the zoom call the teacher used to monitor us, and one of them forgot to mute his microphone on the zoom call and asked on the discord one "hey, so do you guys know the answer to this question" and everyone in the call heard it, including the teacher. It would've been bad enough as is, but SOMEONE ELSE ON THE ZOOM CALL ANSWERED HIM, this was in university so cheating on a test is really serious, you'd imagine they would check their microphones before doing that
Our class had an attractive looking German teacher, so one day in Google Meet my friend accidentially unmuted herself and she seemed to be recording a voice message on her phone because all we could hear was "And now we're in a lesson with our sexy German teacher".
id end myself at the spot
I once dramatically shouted, "NO MIKU!!" when my fragile Hatsune Miku figurine fell off my desk while I was unmuted.
Update: She's living the life right now! My roommates and I made a shrine for her with a plushie Jesus as her friend and she has not fallen since! (Just got a cat though so I don't know how long that'll last)
Is she ok?
@@youreverydayrae She's hanging in there
@@splendidsimp Glad to know she's okay at least
@@splendidsimp h-hanging? Did she commit suicide?
@@xaxcord2739 No... she didn't
One time in class, a student didn't realise she wasn't muted and her microphone was broken. We kept hearing a demonic echo every time someone spoke and the teacher had to stop teaching cause she just couldn't stop laughing. It took like 5 minutes to realise where the echo was coming from.
Another time, the same teacher forgot to mute herself while we had to watch a recording of the presentation of some students. It was a funny video, so instead of hearing the presentation, we just kept hearing the teacher laugh. Moments like this are the only thing I miss about online uni lectures
I would like your teacher 🤲
Microphone? That person sounds like she's using a phone for a zoom meeting
@@samuellinn microphone as in little
I laughed when I saw ‘demonic echo’
I still remember this one time during a remote choir I was in, this girl accidentally unmuted and she was on a call with someone and cursing like every other word. And then the conductor literally screamed "OMG YOU'RE UNMUTED!!!" and started laughing really hard. The girl immediately left the meeting and never came back for that rehearsal even though we have a limited amount of absences 😭💀
Ohhh noooo, her public imaaaage.....PFFT! 😂😂😂😂😂
I remember sitting in Science Class (virtual obviously) and we were talking about tectonic plates. The teacher asked the class what happens when one tectonic plate moves underneath another (I'm pretty sure the answer is a volcano) and then one kid, who was unmuted the entire time, screams "KRAKATOA" and rips the most violently wet fart I've ever heard.
I don't even know who it was, but I idolize them to this day.
HOW DOES THIS HAVE NO REPLIES LOLLLL
the answer to when another tectonic plate moves underneath another is an earthquake (atleast i think)
@@CrystalThePlayer4U no the answer is the formation of volcanic mountains
earthquakes are caused by tectonic blates sliding past each other
OML 😭😭😭
I've never had an issue remembering to mute. However, on a couple of occasions I did fail to take into account that I could still _be seen_ by other people in our Teams meetings. Turns out that a roll of the eyes and "fucks sake" can still be readily interpreted by people with eyes 🙈
This is the one use case where wearing a mask during zoom calls actually makes sense.
This is why I don't own a camera 😎
This is why I don't turn my camera on unless absolutely necessary, or unless I'm expecting to be extremely focused (e.g. a job interview), or unless I'm talking to family. I do not have the mental space to worry about that shit.
💀💀💀
This is why I have a hot key for my camera on my laptop, and anytime I have to turn my camera off, I flicker it on and off and say that it's malfunctioning lol
I was unmuted and my camera was also on. We were having our bathroom done and me and my brother were stood there with a literal bathtub shouting at eachother trying to figure out where to put it. Luckily everyone was busy doing a task so only our teacher witnessed this. He sent me a message saying something along the lines of "I can see that you're not doing your work but I'm finding this entertaining. It's like watching a sitcom" Although I'm pretty sure the whole class heard me shout "IT WON'T FIT THROUGH THE DOOR YOU PLEB"
Do u watch itsfuneh
@@justaviewer439 how is this relevant to his story and why did you choose to say that
@@reference7511 I agree ☝️
That part you thought they all heard. That could be taken so badly by anyone who heard it. Especially in a class.
I think i can adapt this to typical Grand Tour / Old Top Gear chaos:
CLARKSOOOOOOOON! IT WONT FIT THROUGH THE FUCKING DOOR YOU PLEB!
I was in a meeting of about 230 people at work which had some very senior people in it, and someone unmuted accidentally whilst working out. All you could hear were deep breaths from the person out of breath and a voice saying “SQUAT, SQUAT, SQUAT, WORK IT, YOU’RE GETTING IT!”
this reminds me of one of my friend's dads...he would say the workout as he is doing it , like squat or pushup when he is doing a squat or a pushup like what...
is my reply thing working? it didnt reply....
or maybe it did i just didnt see it...sorry for this btw...just wondering my replies arent showing up
@@CrystalThePlayer4U there's a delay
Thought I was muted, but I wasn't. So my teacher and my entire class told me that I was unmuted, meaning the entire online class heard me sing Megalovania.
**...*
HOW DO YOU EVEN SING THAT 😭😭😭
I was talking to my cat about eating spiders after he found one and ate it like he had been starving. Teacher said “whoever that is, please stop eating spiders and mute yourself” heart nearly stopped
as a cat owner, I can relate
@@RatSentinel **meows in agreement**
“Please stop eating spiders” 😂
oliver vocaloid core
@@RatSentinelcats just be eating random shit because no matter how recently you've fed them, no you haven't
Does anybody else appreciate how this man can make a sentence 20 times funnier than it should be just by the way he narrates it???
its like thats the reason people watch him
Especially when he pronounces gibberish that I would never even attempt to pronounce 😆
fr
I read this in his voice
twenty two grinning face emojis brb gonna go die
Not me, but one day during PE class, a kid wasn’t on mute and was watching Genshin stuff. After a bit of silence, he said really loudly in a falsetto “ehe te nandayo.” He then realized he wasn’t muted and quickly muted himself afterwards. 😀
HELP PAIMON 2.0 💀💀💀
Had the worst stomach bug of my life and I was so out of it... What in front of everyone on zoom in a psych class. Only realized when someone giggled at the toilet flush. I drove myself to the hospital the next day and got fluids and then it finally hit me with extreme clarity that I'd be seeing them all again. After listening to my toilet prayers and everything
Here's mine:
Was in a mandatory class meeting with a guest speaker talking about sexual harassment. My roommate was in the same meeting in the next room over. When the speaker came on, she smiled and asked how everyone's day was going, to which my friend shouted "SHUT. THE FUCK. UP." I heard him say this twice. Once muffled by the wall, and again a half second later as the call repeated it. He didn't even realize he was unmuted, and his dumbass had no idea why the call went deadly silent. I had to play the recording back for him to believe me, and I swear he dropped dead on the spot when he heard it.
is he ok after that?
@@asherwoodrow7471 I think maybe not
If hes gonna scream at someone to "SHUT THE FUCK UP" just because they said "how are you?", he can deal with being embarrassed LOL
What a dumbass, I feel bad for that speaker
He is dead forever r.i.p
well goodluck to him trying to sleep at night, cause thats going to be ingrained in his memory for a while
one time one of my art professors was giving a presentation and showed us a piece where the artist had put scaled up parts of a toilet tank in a canal. In my most tired, high-sounding voice I said "haha,, that's funny" and my prof went "haha... yeah kinda" and thats when i realized my mic was still on
edit: another time in a different class we were doing critique and when it wasnt my turn i was playing my switch. i suddenly got a text in the class group chat from a girl asking if i was playing animal crossing 💀
Well, were you?
honestly those are kinda great
Were you though?
@@psy2844 oh absolutely lol
sKuLL eMoJi
Once I was talking to my dad about our family cat, I wasnt muted when I thought I was. The teacher proceeded to ask me about her and asked everyone to show their pets if they have one. I was like "ok bet" and went to get my cat. I later learned I was still not muted and the mumbled voices of my mom and dad sounded weird at the time lmao
But we had a moment for our pets so that was nice.
That cat died btw. I am sad
I'm so sorry for your loss. your cat is in kitty heaven now playing with her cat friends and looking at you from above💗
F
“Be aggressive be be aggressive”
I cant breathe help
dont worry matt, we know that you are being held hostage to make this beautiful videos for us
lmao-
@Chlorine what did they say
he hearted it. this is a call for help
@@amphibiland *no one is coming*
are you okay matt
During an online class about a year ago, a classmate accidentally unmuted himself MID-SHAG. For a solid minute and a half, the whole class was subject to the sound of a rocking bed frame and the occasional wet slap or faint moan. It took maybe three shouts of increasing volume from the professor for him to realise what had happened and re-mute
Aaa
Much Aaa
NOOO OH GODS
OH HELL NO
OH NOOO
In my online class, I had 2 teachers and about 20 students (not including me). One of the teachers would spend most of the call reminding us we had to be on mute. Well, one day, I muted right after getting in class as usual and then sat down at my desk so I wouldn't get in trouble for laying down. Well, then some kid in the class I don't know who, yelled "But Joey, frogs aren't real!" and we all just sat there like 'wtf?' 💀
The best part about Matt's vids is I forget what's in them so I can watch them all over again and laugh more
I had a friend who was accidentally unmuted when we were learning about asexual reproduction. I just heard her say “That’s me.”
To this day I have never laughed harder than I did in that moment.
Top tier comedian that one
Oh, I get it. I'm asexual
Damn she came out to the whole class😭
same ;)
me fr
I know no one would believe me. But during out Japanese zoom class, everyone was guilty of the 'I thought I was muted',, including me. One time during a lesson, my cockateil landed on the back of my head, and I ended up exclaiming, "Henry, you bat in bird feathers!". Everyone kinda fell silent before my teacher asked, "Want to repeat that in Japanese?". Still, not as bad as the poor sod who had a violent shitting episode and forgot to mute before running out.
LMAO THE POOR GUY😭😭
@@kiivies dam you could say that was
A holy shit
@@warpedmine9682 💀💀
VIOLENT lmao
My heart goes out to that guy
Played my harmonica in front of 20 people in my class when I thought I was on mute
worse part is, I can't play it good 💀
The “idk ur the teacher” one was relatable
In my last year of middle school, we were in the middle of a zoom meeting, I thought I was on mute and sipped the loudest sip of tea in my entire lifetime. Everyone went dead silent, it's even worse because I did it as the teacher was talking.
My apologies Mr. Z.
That must’ve been some good tea! 😂
im just imagining a teacher teaching students in a serious tone and they're asking questions and there's you going zszsszldplpdls sipping your tea idk
HAHA
I have a teacher named Mr Z right now too hahaha
It must have sounded like you took a fat rip off a bong and it probably confused and/or annoyed everyone
I remember that one time in class I wasn't in mute and my cat came into the room and yelled at me and i said something to her idk
And the teacher was like "wow okay alex you got guests at your place?"
I was like "no, it's my cat" and then i died of shame
I adore how Furbies are continuing to haunt Matt (and he is acknowledging them ominously) in non-Furby videos.
In my senior year, my school offered both online classes and in person classes, so I chose online. This meant that my teachers would project our screens + audio onto the TV while they taught the rest of the class. One day I was at home and didn’t realize I was unmuted and I was just casually eating macaroni right by the mic. I didn’t even know until my friend texted me telling me to mute myself and I felt my life flash before my eyes💀
I did that but with face cam on my phone, you know the angle when you open front camera - yeah it was that one 😭😭💀
Bro i ate a whole frozen pizza and a couple cake slices on cam seperatly that shit was boring anyways
ah yes, live asmr mukbang
Was the macaroni good at least?
@@justaperson4656 Very much, it almost would've been worth it if not for my tragic mistake
I was in a Discord Call, and my baby nephew came up to me wanting to play. I thought I was muted and proceeded to talk to him in a gremlin voice, calling him "The Little Gremlin" and "The successor to all Gremlin kind". Then my friends who had no clue what I was talking about proceeded to mimic what I was saying. So here I am trying to explain why I was calling my nephew "The little gremlin man" while all my friends are doing their own gremlin voices .
that's the worse of the forgot to mute moments
you should have went play with the little guy instead
Some girl on google meet didn’t know she was unmuted and she started singing and my teacher said
“Wow that’s such a beautiful song. Now,can we finish the lesson?”
And another time I wasn’t on mute and I didn’t speak but my chair was squeaky and someone thought there was a rat 💀💀💀
Once I screamed "he is here" in an ominous but loud voice. No I will not give you context.
Fun fact: I actually had one moment of this. One day, I was in online math class, and the teacher was explaining something she wasn’t supposed to explain. I said “It’s the (thing she’s supposed to explain) bitch.” She didn’t notice luckily.
@RedDot nnonononononononoo
THE IT'S HERE BOTS ARE APPEARING
ON MATT'S CHANNEL
AAAAAAA
@RedDot PERISH FROM MY COMMENT YOU BOT
I personally eradicate every bot, fear not
@@Matt_Rose Our Hero
@@Matt_Rose Matt condones murder?
Once during a German lesson in 8th grade, I forgot I wasn't on mute a and kept saying "schiiiiiiitzel" over and over again for like a minute straight.
When the teacher pointed it out I was so panicked I just straight up left the call.
Why did that last part remind me of the time I accidentally left a call when trying to unmute 💀. All my class saw was the teacher asking me a question, a second or two of silence, then me just leaving the call without a word.
In my defense, the mic button and Leave Call button were right next to each other, lol
That reminds me of the time where I was in math class and my teacher called on me to answer the question and I didn’t know it so I just left and didn’t come back 😭I even went shopping with my mom too-
@@bbueno2009 lmfaoo
@@bbueno2009 avoiding responsibilities are neat!
I read schitzel in tf2 medic's voice lmao
2:47 disappointed we didn't get a recreation of singing Toxic in a Kermit voice
I thought I was on mute during a zoom class and my parents came in to talk about my dogs latest bowel movements for the vet. That was rough as hell, the teacher sternly reminded the whole class to be mindful about not disturbing the class
I thought I was on mute in math class and I started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"... let's just say it was embarrassing to see people laughing and then figure out what they were laughing at 😂.
Also my teacher said he had no idea people still "liked those old songs" anymore. Guess he doesn't know about rickrolls?
you know that makes him the prime person to rick roll, right? :P
@@four-two-six I showed my physics teacher Never Gonna Give You Up and I was giggling the hell out, and he was just like "I don't get it, it's just people dancing?"
@@larsswig912 pfft i mean he ain't wrong
I remember being witness to an accidental unmuting not too long ago. During a hybrid lecture (part of the class attending digitally, the rest being physically present in the lecture hall), someone either had sex, or at the very least was watching porn on another device, and somehow got unmuted. Very loud moans rang through the loudspeaker systems in the lecture hall, to a group of over a hundred giggling students and the lecturer.
Wow... That'd destroy the school walls if it happened where I am
@@L4v4molly i am rapidly approcing your location
Absolute CHAD move, asserting dominance by making everyone in your class hear you having sex
oh no.....
Oh my 😵💫
I got unmuted in a class cause I dropped something on my keyboard and my birds started screaming their heads off, my professor was like "can someone mute their mic? There's some...... noise?"
I was on a joint call with my mum. It was a Christian like meeting thing. Thought we were on mute and started laughing at how one woman was literally falling asleep. Left as soon as we realised. This happened on two different occasions.
What I gather from this is that we humans just really love singing randomly when we think no one is listening and I just love that
The other day I was cleaning my bathroom while listening to Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing by Set It Off and I started singing the second verse thinking I was alone. The scream that tore from my throat once I realized that my dad was standing in the hallway listening to me sing was so loud, I scared myself 😭😭
@@Heatbreaker387OMG I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!! Also r.i.p I hope you’re okay ❤
@@kaitlyncavanagh4117 lol I'm fine. and ikr its SO GOOD
Very true, and it's a shame people are so shy about it! We become better singers by just singing a lot, and being around people who also sing a lot. I love hanging out with groups of friends where nobody is shy about singing, it's so much fun to just be able to let loose like that.
I sung "I'm peppa pig" and kicked my wall because I thought I was muted
I got kicked from class
One time when i got called for jury duty during COVID i heard an older guy talk shit to his wife about literally everyone in the call and she was like "you made sure you're on mute, right?" And he was like "yeah, of course look at the little symbol there" ... that poor bastard. Idk if he ever found out.
LOOOL. 11 angry men, not for the reason you'd think.
Not on a zoom call, but still humiliating-
I was talking to my best friend during math, and we were giggling and whatever, the room started to fall silent, but as it did, I screamed, “IM A MANLY MAN WITH A BIG EGO.”
*im a woman*
my teacher did indeed hear that, and congratulated me for saying it 💀
Just realized that during online class the other people could probably hear the Pokémon music coming from my switch
My friend started talking to their bunny like "awwwh who's a good boy, you're so cute, my baby" and they were unmuted. It was during math class with a very strict teacher. They were lucky that everyone found that very endearing, but they were absolutely mortified and still avoid the topic
Is that a non-binary I hear??
@@nyx5915 yes, indeed they are NB!
@@KxTKx one of us!
@@nyx5915 de ge ne r a cy a t i t ' s f i n e s t
@@nyx5915 One of us!
I once fell asleep on zoom class. I would have gotten away with it too if I didnt snore almost directly into the mic without being muted.
I also fell asleep during online class because I had a fever and a massive headache.
@@miauBLEACH The worst thing about working from home is that you can never call in sick
@@justamicrowave2572 you also don't you know, have to physically work while sick
I fell asleep during most online classes because I was just bored
"And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for that meddling mic!"
I remember that sometime during the pandemic, I thought I had put myself on mute, and, in a proud tone, unknowingly screamed, "I JUST KILLED A BUG WITH TAPE!!" to my entire Zoom class.
I did, in fact, kill a bug by sticking it to the tape and smushing it against the nearest chair.
1:52 i was just going by my day when BOOM, Mark shows up where i didn’t expect him to be. This man is haunting me LEAVE. ME. THE. FUCK. ALONE.
real😭
This makes me remember of that one time I was scrolling twitter while in a religious study class, and I thought I was on mute when I scroll past a bunny boy cosplay and audibly said 'damn, look at that thicc bunny boy' 💀
I only realized I'm unmuted when the class mentor laughed, soo welp, there goes my reputation in that class...
It's not completely terrible I guess, I would've assumed you were looking at a picture of a fat bunny
@@poopilydoopily7784 If it wasn't in a religious study class where the mentor knows me as someone very polite I also wouldn't be so concerned tbh 😔
Reputation for having good taste went up though
LINK
@@scrambledmandible Very true 👏
I clicked on the notification for this because I needed to hear you say "Big Cheez-It energy" and did not regret it.
The best part of the video was matt saying uwu
Same tho
Saaame
Same and also I didn’t expect in a million years that Matt rose would read a lyric of a verivery song 💀💀💀
i keep coming back to this video because that "aaaaay we ballin" clip keeps being stuck in my head and i have no idea who it is or why it's so catchy
mark from nct
the song is punch by nct 127 and it's the recording behind the scenes video
@@jeonginsbabybreadcheeksyou've scratched my brain itch thank you
I was babysitting my 3 toddler cousins while on a mandatory pointless zoom call (we just had to be in attendance because they emailed all the stuff we needed to do/know), the youngest took my phone and unmuted so everyone got to hear stuff like "stop trying to push your sister off the swing" "no you need to stay here thats too far away" "yaayy good job" plus all the stuff the kids said, eventually the host asked what was going on and muted me 😂
My sister's class had this one guy, who while during online school started arguing with his mother, they were screaming at each other. He was unmuted and it was mandatory for her class to have camera on so everybody saw it. The teacher said nothing, as everyone watched in silence. After about 3 minutes they finished arguing and the teacher asked in a quiet voice "may..may I speak now?"
European schools do be different fr but it was a funny accident tho
EDIT: the other time I was on camera because I was making a presentation in front of my whole class and a teacher, when my mom waltzed into my room to put the laundry on the dryer. I thought I was gonna die from embarrasement. She was in her pajamas too.
And another time when I thought I was muted I started cursing under my breath because I couldn't get the right answer to a math problem and I heard my classmate say "[name] your mike is on..."
My cat also turned on my camera the other time when I went to the toilet and she was staring at it the whole time. Thanks kitty, at least she didn't show the whole, not so clean quarantine room.
🍝😭
Zamn
Ok, the thought of the camera suddenly turning on to show a cat blankly staring at the whole class cracks me up lmao
I don't think it's that funny that a mother was screaming at her child to the point her child had to scream back at her. Sounds like she should be reported to CPS. And what the hell is wrong with ya, thinking that kind of thing is funny? Dude's probably suffering.
@@nomoretwitterhandles It could also be that the kid is a spoiled brat, or maybe the whole family has issues dealing with their emotions in a quiet manner. It's best to not immediately assume the worst about someone, especially if the only information you have is from a random CZcams comment.
The time I was literally crying having a breakdown on call with my boyfriend at the time saying "I love youuuu" and someone says "Laura, you're not on mute..." I wanted to die. Still do
you alright?
smoke some weed fam
@@myfeed2499 Gunshot is the best, pills or rope have way to high of a likelihood of being botched. Just put the barrel in your mouth aimed at the back of the neck to about 45 degrees up, or really anything as long as you don’t point the barrel straight up behind the teeth
@@myfeed2499 Man wtf
@@noahjackl2240 You’ve presented a somewhat accurate statement. Gunshots are the most effective and most efficient, but lack the properties of accessibility. Sleeping pills are much more available, and a more reasonable choice for the average civilian.
On a school zoom as well as a call with my friend. Didn’t realise I wasn’t muted and my screen was visible. I had a squidhmallow and was making it dance.
My teacher said “(name), love that giant zebra you have but can you put it away.”
I died.
Last week, I was on a Zoom call for class, (10+ people, btw) and as the HUGE kpop stan I am, I started singing Poppy by STAYC with all my chest. The whole class heard me, and I didn't even notice until someone said, " *my name,* You speak Japanese?" I WAS SO EMBARRASSED I DIDN'T TALK FOR THE REST OF THE CALL UNLESS I HAD TO 💀
it's ok, you have taste
i'd start singing with you
Back in 2020 when I was still in public school my teacher had to go for like five minutes so my friend and I, who were in a separate call so we could ignore the teachers and discuss our work, had an argument about whether or not tea was considered soup while we were muted in the class call. It turned out we were not muted, and so when the teacher came back it was to a furious debate about the specificities of soup classification.
What was the verdict?
@@xenapryor8480 We decided it wasn’t in the end, because tea is its own category.
a footnote to what I'm sure was an exhaustive exploration of the issue ---
this reviewer suggests that Tibetan butter tea is really, really close to soup.
Tea is leaf broth
same energy as “is a hotdog a sandwich”
One time during a call for Spanish class, at the end of the call someone else’s mic did the thing where it picks up on the speaker and there’s that high-pitched echoing ringing sound. I started laughing, and as I started to push the hang up button, I missed and accidentally unmuted myself. At that exact moment, a breathed in at the same time as laughing, letting out a horrible screeching sound for the whole class to hear
this is the best one yet
was it a pterodactyl screech?
my favorite kind of chaos
This is so much funnier than it should be lmao
this was at the height of the pandemic and school as still online (zoom) for me. i had my airpods connected to my laptop and i went to the bathroom with my airpods in so i could still hear the lecture. well i was somehow NOT MUTED (either i accidentally unmuted myself as i was crawling out of bed or i just never muted myself in the first place) and everyone heard me pissing. my teacher stopped talking for a moment but i didn’t think much of it until i heard a guy in the class unmute to say “dude someone’s fucking pissing”
most embarrassing moment of my life. i ran out of the bathroom and left the zoom call and just accepted a 0 for attendance that day… it was too fucking awful 😭
one time one of my friends was not on mute and he was singing and the whole class just sat there and he broke out into a whole solo, it was so funny
I was nearing the end of a very emotional remote D&D game and muted myself in order to blow my nose. I had forgotten that I was already muted because I didn’t want the dm to know I was crying like a bitch, so they heard silence, then me blowing my nose loudly and obscenely, and then silence again. It lightened the mood somewhat but I still cried a little.
Absolutel Chad move, to unmute yourself just everyone else has to hear you blow snot rockets.
I wanna like, but I can’t ruin the 666 xD
I cried in one of mine too.
@troll-man thank you kind citizen. Now I can like xD
@@zirconanimations9472 Almost every time I see this in the comment sections of videos, the like count has already exceeded the number specified. It’s inevitably going to keep rising, so don’t bother holding back.
I once screamed, extremely loud and annoyed “FUCKING STAY” (in a way that ascends from seemingly normal speech to high pitch and volume) at a ready made meal box plastic wrapper thing during Japanese class unmuted. I screamed in English even though I’m Polish (I am studying English for my bachelors degree so I guess it’s not that weird). Still not as bad as a classmate of mine complaining to his brother about the class that was going on, with a lot of swearing.
nice pfp
siema, fajne zobaczyć drugą polską osobę która teraz jest w LGBTQ+ :D
@@RichConnerGMN Agreed.
polska gurom
@@rzbig tak panie ortografia
2:36
"skuuuull emoji sklumoji sklumoji sklumoji sklumoji sklumoji sklumojeeee"
-matt rose
i think you're a little early there
Once in 8th grade my teacher thought she was muted and so the entire science class heard her yelling at her son for having an F in art
I feel like my uni teacher and your teacher are the two sides of the spectrum. My teacher's daughter interrupted class to proudly show her primary school report card to her dad, whereas your teacher accidentally publicly told off their poor kid for failing a course
@@Alicia-zf3nq to be fair she thought she was muted, but her son was laughing so hard
@@Alicia-zf3nq but honestly that’s sweet, how she wanted to show her grades to her dad 🥺
I was doing a screaming impression with my friend (on another call) when I realized I wasn't on mute and the teacher was laughing hysterically. Everyone else was completely silent.
But tbh this makes me feel better.
screaming impression?
Glad your teacher found it humorous!
I'm really happy that that teacher had a sense of humor about the situation lol. Knowing how peers are, it's a major head scratcher why everybody else was silent
Best memory from lockdown was when during registration at like 8 in the morning and we were all half asleep one of my classmates joined the call and got in the shower. At first I thought it was raining till everyone on our class group chat was talking about it and I heard singing. They didn't join any calls after that every again and blamed it on technical issues. It was hilarious
I was in fifth grade in the pandemic when I started singing “DORA DORA DORA THE EXPLORERRRRR”
I wasn’t on mute.
i was in a class meeting, everything was silent as we were doing an assignment. i began singing hamilton to myself as i did my work. after a while of this, my classmate unmuted and said
"you're such a good singer, kaleb"
SO genuinely and i got so scared, switched tabs like the wind and muttered "imsorryimsorr-" before muting myself.
the chat then continued to talk about how they were enjoying the performance, joking about how it was more interesting than the assignments and telling me to come back.
i lived in embarrassment the rest of the day 🙃
thats iconic
You’re a good singer 😳
If your class did anything other than completely roast you, you must be a really good singer
But they loved you
You could've come back though 💀
Me, and at least 3 of my classmates in the 5 years I've been in my school, have accidentally been unmuted while our parents were arguing in the background. To one of those 3 classmates' credit, he kept giving his poetry presentation without even stuttering despite the domestic violence backing the piece. Absolute beast.
That's incredibly sad...
And now I’m really sad. I’m sorry you and those other three are going through that, btw. I hope things get better for y’all soon
Respect. What an absolute mad lad
lol, this would totaly happen to me if I was still studing during the pandemic. XD
Phew I'm glad domestic abuse happened before lockdown for me. Ez
In the barbie movie, when they're in barbies house throwing a party and barbie yells, "anyone ever think about death" I reacted instinctual and said "me too, barbie" really loud cause the movie was so loud only my friend would hear me.
Unfortunately, right at that moment, all the music cut off and so the entire theater laughed 😂
I was singing one of those random encounter musical songs.
Turns out I forgot to mute
I remember reading a post (4chan, I think?) where someone thought they weren't on mute, muted to let out a massive fart, then unmuted afterwards in a Zoom class. What actually happened is they were muted in the first place, so everyone heard their massive fart.
Im trying so hard not to laugh loud on the train
Lmaooo wtf this the best one so far XDDD
id put my ass up to the mic so they get to hear the juice
Damn something similar happened to me literally ripped the loudest burp on earth after getting up from my chair from my school zoom parent meeting cause it was boring asf. There was like, 30-40 kids too, and they didnt know who it was. Still regret that shit months later