Random 'Dead by Daylight' Bullshittery
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- čas přidán 19. 07. 2016
- Random moments of bullshit with the Zero Fucks clan.
Streaming at - / sovietwomble
Patreon page - / sovietwomble
Facebook - / sovietwomble
Twitter - / sovietwomble
Video made between the 4th and the 18th July 2016.
Approximately 96 man hours of work.
Sources:
5:51 - Duran Duran - A View To A Kill
5:52 - Sane Critique, Why Rome 2 Failed (unknown original source) - Hry
Ironwork of Misery
Staircase of woe
Window of pain
Catwalk of No Hope
Welp
More like window of pane Dfhvddshjvdtuygddfghhuhbdseyid
All that's missing is a Turban of Sadness.
The doorway of Despair
the breakroom of solitude
4:29 - "Keep him distracted..."
Well, won't someone be glad when they find out everyone else is dead.
haahaha lol
lmao
There's no one's left! XD
and I just realized this 1 year later *facepalm*
after 5 years LMAO
Cyanide: "HE'S SO BIG! HE'S SO BIG!"
Was waiting for SovietWomble to say "That's what she said" and he wouldve been kicked from the game faster than getting caught by the killer lol
I was expecting "say that often cyanide?"
You can’t be kicked from dbd dummy
@@kingsly2275 he was talking about being kicked from the TeamSpeak
Call Me Chris that why would he specify the game?
@@kingsly2275 I guess he messed up his wording, in one of his streams they made a rule where if you made a "thats what she said" joke and nobody laughed you'd be banned from TeamSpeak for a fee hours
"HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME!"
"HE'S HUGE"
"IT'S A TEAM FUCKING GAME"
hard as it is to believe, this is not a porn film.
"WANKERS CRAMP!"
"there is no M1 key " - SovietWoble 2016
xX
xD*
Funny thing is my keyboard does have M1~5 keys on it XD
same
But I see it right here. It's right next to the Any key.
only some keyboards have those, They're macro keys, and they don't do anything unless you assign them a function.
"Oh my god! He's so big! He's so big! HHMMPFF!!" ~ Cyanide (2016)
Ventus 🌏
That's what she said
Good to know im not the only one that noticed that XD
hye, I wanted to say that!
I fucking love this quote
“In their final moments, people show you who they really are”
Cyanide: “KEEP FIGHTING WE GOT YOU!”
10/10 character redemption
Womble 20 seconds later: "FUCK CYANIDE, I'M BOOKING IT"
Legends say no matter how many times you watch SovietWomble's videos it will still be funny
THE LEGENDS ARE TRUE
it’s true, the first genuine laugh in a long time😂
This is my 10th time
I've seen all of his videos at least 2 times, and even if I know what the next joke is, I'll still laugh.
It's a good thing given Soviet never fucking posts 😂
I have mad respect for womble's subtitling. That must be grueling.
Taowii Honestly, he does it without tweening, which is pretty inefficient
TechLunatic
It looks fucking amazing tho. Especially in 60 fps
i can tell you adding subtitles makes the video 70% funnier but 100% harder to edit
Taowii yeah really!
2:53 Died Died
"Keep fighting soviet, we got you"
I think this was the only time cyanide cared for womble
fear does that from time to time
@Mitchell Hart no shit
i thought the same thing lmfao
When you do a Brexit joke in 2016 and it is still relevant
Insanity doesn’t stop being insanity no matter how long it goes on for.
@@dashiellgillingham4579 especially when they are still doing the same thing.
Brexit is eternal
I dont get it. What kind of joke is this?
@@haku2597 one that never leaves us
07:58 is the nicest you will ever see Cyanide be towards Womble,
He genuinely rushes to his help, tries to calm him down, and heals him immediately afterwards. no snarky comments or anything.
So funny
perfect teammate doesn't exi-.
Afianzar Alteza lol
I only liked this because if I did I was gonna be the 300th like......no need to thank me
I was ur 666 like there was no importan point of posting this.
Tanner Q I no get, brain machine broke
I was the 666 like on this dude's comment
Can we have another Dead by Daylight bullshittery, but with SovietWomble as the killer?
Agreed
Ahs Oei. i need this.
Im not sure the killer can get inside the closet tho.
But he’s always in the closet
No he deserves to be a dwight
Soviet usually: "We should play as a team, it is important to stand together!"
Soviet in Horrorgames: *Abandons his friends at the first sign of danger.
5:54
This clip alone is way more disturbing than the game itself
What's the original background noise? I recognize that, but i don't remember where it's from
Nvm, noise is from "Let me hear your war cry". it's like a cursed doll version lol
@@TheResidentevilfan99 ok. Thanks for answering your own question, I was wondering too
"Don't fuck up the skill check."
"I'm not gonna fuck up the skill check."
KABOOM!
I may have fucked it up.
TraustiGeir o
My average dnd game
Every match.
Every.
Match.
TraustiGeir I
5:12 so did I get this right, an American Indian who lives in Singapore just decided to go full Spanish for a bit?
Cyanide is a gift to humanity.
No. You did not get that right. He's a regular Indian who lives in Singapore.
Hence the cow and curry jokes.
I think you mean curse, my friend
Yes
due recents pictures of his twitter, specially the AMG mercedes one, he's either in america or uk. Singapore is a really developed country, but this architecture is still more asian style
Born in Singapore, lived in Dubai, UK, India and Singapore etc. Currently in the UK for university. A bit all over the place.
Just seeing only 4 survivors with no perks, old Coldwind, old animations, and outdated and reworked sounds is kinda surreal compared to DBD today
I miss it everyday
and yet that one player hiding in the locker for the entire game is such a timeless aspect 😆
The attention of detail is so supreme that at 1:04 even the movement framerate of the subtitles drop along with his game recording!
This is true effort.
It's automated
I have used After effects a couple of times before, although i am inexperienced with it.
But from what it seems, it is not exactly easy to make it fully automated, especially since it's not easy to track rotating head that moves at tremendous speed.
maybe some can be animated with tracking, but i think majority of them has to be animated manually
@@frostynox5636 You just need to set a few keyframes, basically. So probably one per.. 10 frames depending.
@@frostynox5636 Even less for longer clips.
Excylis he manually edits in the subtitles frame by frame most of the time, which is by it matches the framerate of the game.
I fucken lost it when he started naming things then puts something depressing at the end 😂 "window of misery"
he even mixed the "Ironworks of Misery" and "window of pain" xD
the comment section of suffering
in the woods of virginity (aka pornhub)
Right where the flower field of STD lives. (Vegas)
Hold up, let me get my Turban of Sadness.
"OOH SANTA MARIAAAA"
OOOOOOOOOOOOH madre
+AlphaIkaros SANTA MARIA AAAAH
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MADRE DE DIOS!!!!!!
pORTUGUÊS
I become spanish when i'm scared XD
0:56 I'm having flashback of locker simulat...I mean, the Alien game here xD
Benoît Marcotte 🤣🤣🤣
Ohh that good time when we are school or what?
That character is perfect for Soviet's Girly giggling and terror wees
"OMG it's huge" No 'Thats what she said' ?.. I'm disappointed
+Bushmann "if no one has laughed at said jokes.
I remember it happening a couple of times in the DayZ bullshiteries.
That joke is only funny if you are around 12-13. These guys clearly aren't.
They make jokes like this all the time though so this comment makes no sense
+Mavcjs haha mavcjs just saw you in that thread with senpai gamer and nitrokidplays coincidence? I think not
so if cyanide becomes spanish while scared so do spanish people become indian and start spouting curry and cows.
i can assure you we don't
i really love to see other side of coin
kiiri pretty sure we do
wat
Yes
'Basically Dead by Daylight is Britain 48 hours after Brexit?'
Whats funny is the fact that britain is still negotiating about how they leave the eu in 2019 and this video was made in 2016
@@marcjehle2480 thought the exact same thing now :D
Marc Jehle Yeah.
Ja
Probably closer to 24 hours.
Soviet arguing with a murderer: "Well killing people is not nice!"
2:09 - "Almighty holy shit nuggets!" ... out of all the things that popped into his mind.
Celso Punzalan that laugh that follows lol
"OH MY GOD"
"HE'S SO BIG"
"HE'S SO BIG"
"HMMPFF"
That's what she said
Not to soviet... XD
Marco Boscarol well you also gotta remember their clan rule count to five if no one laughs at “that what she said” and then the one who said it get kicked
The joke was that a woman never said to Soviet that he has a huge penis, it has nothing to do with that rule
And right before that: "HE'S RIGHT FUCKING BEHIND ME"
It's a team fucking game :D
"Keep him distracted, I´m repairing a generator" meanwhile all his teammates are already dead xD
7:56
This is by far the only bullshitery moment where Cyanide is the most concern about Womble.
*RAREST THINGS IN THE WORLD*
Number 3: Black Diamonds.
Number 2: Soviet uploading more than once a month
Number 1: CYANIDE AND SOVIET GETTING ALONG RESULTING IN ONE SAVING THE OTHER LIKE WHAT HAPPENED ON 7:57
one of the rarest things on the world, indeed
Number 2 is wrong u mean twice every 8 months
Okay and number one?
3.... then 2... then 3 again?
Might as well throw number one on the list as well huh?
Womble you should totally play some more DBD, now that all these bugs and stuff have been patched. Whatever you do, don't let cyanide play the shock doctor. That's how you end up with ACTUAL brown lightning.
Dapper Gecko XD
Still waiting for DBD Bullshittery part 2 XD
He did play DBD again recently but I dont think it’s enough footages for another episode :(
Doctor aint that bad.
Bugs are nowhere near fixed 😂😂😂
Oh god the old running animations, weird pallets, double pallets, double windows
that were old days indeed
The way Womble moves his mouse when he's being chased illustrates how genuine the terror is
"don't fuck up the skill check" " im not gonna fuck up the skill chekc" Boom! god dammned womble
He had one job....ONE JOB
Who is your profile pic of? I need to know....for science.
+Masked Kaga-Poid Its not a person. Its a Monster Hunter gear cosplay.
+Masked Kaga-Poid dirty science?
'you just had to follow the damn train, cj'
"It's like listening to fucking gibbons" - That made me nearly piss myself xD
6:49 “ooh ooh ooh he just ran past me oooooooohhhhhh”
LMAO IM DEAD
"Christ on a STICK, he's right behind me"
I'm using that line
At least Soviet knows how to zig zag unlike Rickon XD
Serpentine!!! SERPENTINE!!
Evasive Maneuvers!!!
Aye, good mission in FC3 :D
2soon ;-;
Everybody put it at 1:30 and close your eyes for 10 sec
I just did it and I can't stop luaghing XD
more like 1:27 XD
Gold comment! =D
XD
+f_muria its like rape scene XD
Womble's genuine confusion in the beginning at why his heart rate is spiking gets me every time
3:51 Holy shit its JFJ
Oh my god I never noticed, it's nice that he still plays this game all these years later.
LOL "Dead by Daylight is Britain 48 hours after Brexit", I just lost it!
Lolololololololol
+
I don't get the joke.
ANDROID51313 Wolffe Where are you from?
Sun Tzu United States
OH MY GOD HE'S SO BIG HE'S SO BIG HHHMMPP~~!!!
That must be Nep right?
sᴛᴀʟᴋᴇʀ
To be honest I'd have a sound enabled orgasm if she said that.
lol
oh ok
why the "~~"
why
If that was nep then everyon would definitely look at me in disgust good thing it was cyanide now everyone is lookin at me in disgust and confusment
I love watching this in 2022 and seeing how much the game has changed
“i become Spanish when im scared” XD
5:53 IS THAT THE FUCKING CREEPY WAR CRY VIDEO?
ooooo do you know the original source? I saw it in a Rome Critique video and wasn't sure what the credit.
Whatever it is it's not helping!
The original video is called "Show me your war face"
Let me hear your war cry
Ah Soviet, a fan of RenoldSanity I see?
"WHY ARE WE SCARED?! WHY ARE WE SCARED?!" best first impression ever xD
6:33 Me coming out of my room hearing my sibling on my xbox.
Ah back in the time when killer actually felt scary. Nowadays survivors have like 50 perks to just t-bag in the killer's face and suffer no penalty.
" HE'S ON THE CATWALK OF NO HOPE!"
I. AM. DEAD
Fucking lost it at "wankers cramp" xD
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lolz , the same
I luv u Womble, constantly go back to older bullshitterys
3 things Soviet does in horror games 1. Hides in a closet 2. Doesn't know what to do 3. returns to closet
Assuming he ever leaves his closet in the first place.
@@zachoar3916 fair
More like "MAN-ic giggling"
THIS IS THE BEST CHANNEL EVER THERES THE CRAZY FUNNY ANGRY GUY AND THE PROPER ENGLISH GUY AND ITS SO ENTERTAINING
1:30 - Just close your eyes, listen and let your imagination do the work
" hes so big, hes so big, hes so big, mmmmmmmfffffff " queeestionableeee
Found you on Steam after someone posted this video and man you guys are fucking awesome and those words on screen just make 200% better. May I ask what software you used to put the text there, moving with the object on screen and such>
Sony Vegas pro
you'd really love Criken the
then
Ah, I remember Criken from his left4dead vids
scout360pyroz watch him now lol, golden. edwad is the best. bedbananna is dope also
omg finally I have been waiting for a video for so long thank you ;=;
bro he streams literally every day, its not like there's a lack of content...
+CrazyGunMan100 I know he does. but I said video not stream. video is kinda different you see the best moments and his effort.
+CrazyGunMan100 how can I watch his stream?
+SANJAY Praba Its on twitch, theres a couple dozen hours of stuff on there
Not everybody enjoys watching streams.
Four years later, and I still keep coming back to this video because of the impeccable gibbon impersonations by the ZF boys.
8:00 I love how I'm the beginning you got ditched but then when your intruble like right now they run to help you! Haha cute
"We need to help cyanide"
3 seconds later
"FUCK CYANIDE"
2:51 "died died"
Soviet cursing: "That's not nice!"
'What's with the giant evil tree?'
Welcome to dead by daylight. Have a complementary cupcake.
This was the time self care and we'll make it could be used to heal in half a second and continuously take hits for shouldered survivors
When Cyanide screams he sounds like one of my friends that I used to play Friday the 13th with and he would beg Jason not to kill him and then proceedes to sell out his friends
now kids what do we learn from this video ?
never play in ironwork of misery
never walk on staircase of woe
and last but not least do not ever jump on the window of pain
You are hung in a meat hook, your friends help you by pulling you down. You can be hung in that hook multiple times. You're completely fine after all of that with just a need of "touching" to heal you up.
*GAME LOGIC*
Game logic= FUN
You get in progressively worse state each tame you are placed on the hook, so don't even try to be edgy if you don't even fully know the topic.
There's actually a canon explanation for this.
Grise Blacolar IkR
The game is a fake reality mimicked by the Entity though, nothing needs to actually make sense anyway as it is just an endless trial for the survivors to get their butt kicked over and over.
It's weird how it's situations like this that bring out Cyanide's genuine affection for his friend. "I've got you! Keep fighting, I've got you." "I'll kiss your boo-boos later."
3:18
Like a schoolboy being back to bed.
NOO!! I DONT WANNA GO TO BED!
"Dont fuck up the skill check"
"Im not gonna fuck it up"
*fucks up the skill check"
"Well time to leave!"
Please Womble, more of Dead By Daylight bullshittery! This was fantastic!
3:21 oh my god 😂😂"can anyone smell curry?" that got me so good😂😂😂
And its been another 2 months about time for a new video and im so excited
"It's like the Metal Gear interrogation room all over again!" XD
really true but metal gears harder!
Death Epyon I still remember the pain . . . Oh god that bring back memories. Now I’m going to play it lol.
Soviet is one of the few youtubers that i dont see myself outgrowing. The subtitles add a huge bonus to hilarity. keep them always. makes you unique
Uploaded 3 years ago: This game is basically Britain 48 hours after Brexit...
We are still waiting... What has our government been doing??
Panicking
Stalling
@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 still...
This is legitimately the best of the Bullshittery videos.
"girly giggles" = "psychotic chattering laughter"
good to know
"Dead by Daylight is Britain 48 hours after brexit" .... Womble you nailed it :D
I am very glad you played this game :) I wanted to see it after I recently saw your Alien Isolation again :D
+Stenly Tryskacz I just found this video, and as a British person that joke made my day.
Britain liberated itself from the globalists, lel
You're even stalked by a Theresa May lookalike! :D
ANDROID51313 Wolffe Yeah I want to see you trying XD
I gotta say, this game has come a LONG way since its initial release four years ago. Animations and models look much better, gameplay's more streamlined, and it's still hella fun.
Because of this video I spent more than 1K hours of this game
Quality entertainment right there! :D
Thanks :)
6:18
"The country of adjectives"
We need so much more Womble, I feel like I've watched every video he has several times
"It's like listening to fucking gibbons!" cracks me up every damn time!
0:26 "basically Dead by Daylight is Britain 48 hours after Brexit."
Omg I'm fucking dead 😂😂😂😂
Jamie Hayes You still find Brexit jokes funny in 2018? You don't get out much do you?
Wanderer628 yep. I really don't. It honestly doesn't take a lot to amuse me
Wanderer628 I also find it funny because I live in Britain and I think it's somewhat accurate XD
as another brit i can agree, this is fairly accurate of the current national situation
just replace meat hooks with bits of broken tea delivery truck
I don't know why, but subtitles make everything better. You have got a sub.
4:45 'keep him distracted'
Everyone else is dead
i think you stole that
Its 4:29
i love soviets subtitles, he's one of the best youtubers i know. thank you sovietwomble.
I love the Ironworks of Misery
Staircase of Woe
Window of Pain
Catwalk of no hope
and Window of Misery
xD
I would like to see more horror game bullshiterys purty please
But if not that's ok I just want more sovietwomble in my life
Hahaha! Me too, but horror bullshitteries are lower in demands.
Oh my god I can appreciate this video so much more now that I've actually played DBD
6:20 the window of pain good pun haha
"THERES A GUY BEHIND ME HES HUGE AHHHHHH" - cyanide July 2016
We need more of you guys playing this game :P
I watched this so many times and it still makes me laugh out loud every time.
1:12 best notification sound I ever had.