Random 'Dead by Daylight' Bullshittery

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  • čas přidán 19. 07. 2016
  • Random moments of bullshit with the Zero Fucks clan.
    Streaming at - / sovietwomble
    Patreon page - / sovietwomble
    Facebook - / sovietwomble
    Twitter - / sovietwomble
    Video made between the 4th and the 18th July 2016.
    Approximately 96 man hours of work.
    Sources:
    5:51 - Duran Duran - A View To A Kill
    5:52 - Sane Critique, Why Rome 2 Failed (unknown original source)
  • Hry

Komentáře • 3,6K

  • @connor2015
    @connor2015 Před 4 lety +1600

    "HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME!"
    "HE'S HUGE"
    "IT'S A TEAM FUCKING GAME"
    hard as it is to believe, this is not a porn film.

  • @BlackSkarabaeus
    @BlackSkarabaeus Před 7 lety +6803

    "Oh my god! He's so big! He's so big! HHMMPFF!!" ~ Cyanide (2016)

  • @codyjensenleague
    @codyjensenleague Před 4 lety +3270

    Cyanide: "HE'S SO BIG! HE'S SO BIG!"
    Was waiting for SovietWomble to say "That's what she said" and he wouldve been kicked from the game faster than getting caught by the killer lol

    • @bishop2286
      @bishop2286 Před 4 lety +105

      I was expecting "say that often cyanide?"

    • @kingsly2275
      @kingsly2275 Před 3 lety +11

      You can’t be kicked from dbd dummy

    • @kris1110
      @kris1110 Před 3 lety +24

      @@kingsly2275 he was talking about being kicked from the TeamSpeak

    • @kingsly2275
      @kingsly2275 Před 3 lety +4

      Call Me Chris that why would he specify the game?

    • @kris1110
      @kris1110 Před 3 lety +35

      @@kingsly2275 I guess he messed up his wording, in one of his streams they made a rule where if you made a "thats what she said" joke and nobody laughed you'd be banned from TeamSpeak for a fee hours

  • @tomatomathy
    @tomatomathy Před 5 lety +4127

    Legends say no matter how many times you watch SovietWomble's videos it will still be funny

    • @lildluffy7933
      @lildluffy7933 Před 4 lety +54

      THE LEGENDS ARE TRUE

    • @antoinebolognese5093
      @antoinebolognese5093 Před 3 lety +13

      it’s true, the first genuine laugh in a long time😂

    • @mustard4762
      @mustard4762 Před 3 lety +7

      This is my 10th time

    • @BasiliskDark536
      @BasiliskDark536 Před 3 lety +11

      I've seen all of his videos at least 2 times, and even if I know what the next joke is, I'll still laugh.

    • @Ohio_Isnt_Real
      @Ohio_Isnt_Real Před 3 lety +10

      It's a good thing given Soviet never fucking posts 😂

  • @DanteOnGames
    @DanteOnGames Před 8 lety +1729

    4:29 - "Keep him distracted..."
    Well, won't someone be glad when they find out everyone else is dead.

  • @IndigoTail
    @IndigoTail Před 6 lety +5559

    Ironwork of Misery
    Staircase of woe
    Window of pain
    Catwalk of No Hope

  • @ashershalqoir976
    @ashershalqoir976 Před 2 lety +167

    “In their final moments, people show you who they really are”
    Cyanide: “KEEP FIGHTING WE GOT YOU!”

  • @timsohni9274
    @timsohni9274 Před 4 lety +7109

    When you do a Brexit joke in 2016 and it is still relevant

    • @dashiellgillingham4579
      @dashiellgillingham4579 Před 4 lety +173

      Insanity doesn’t stop being insanity no matter how long it goes on for.

    • @ghadabad
      @ghadabad Před 4 lety +89

      @@dashiellgillingham4579 especially when they are still doing the same thing.

    • @michaelsoftbinbows
      @michaelsoftbinbows Před 4 lety +62

      Brexit is eternal

    • @haku2597
      @haku2597 Před 4 lety +17

      I dont get it. What kind of joke is this?

    • @pvpcake
      @pvpcake Před 4 lety +106

      @@haku2597 one that never leaves us

  • @taowii1488
    @taowii1488 Před 7 lety +7685

    I have mad respect for womble's subtitling. That must be grueling.

    • @csx2769
      @csx2769 Před 6 lety +127

      Taowii Honestly, he does it without tweening, which is pretty inefficient

    • @TylireousGaming
      @TylireousGaming Před 6 lety +267

      TechLunatic
      It looks fucking amazing tho. Especially in 60 fps

    • @Tyronin
      @Tyronin Před 6 lety +381

      i can tell you adding subtitles makes the video 70% funnier but 100% harder to edit

    • @rubyroo4223
      @rubyroo4223 Před 6 lety +4

      Taowii yeah really!

    • @RCBackstaber
      @RCBackstaber Před 6 lety +11

      2:53 Died Died

  • @dodonkedonks4764
    @dodonkedonks4764 Před 6 lety +843

    "Keep fighting soviet, we got you"
    I think this was the only time cyanide cared for womble

  • @mrmastaofdesasta6994
    @mrmastaofdesasta6994 Před 3 lety +181

    Soviet usually: "We should play as a team, it is important to stand together!"
    Soviet in Horrorgames: *Abandons his friends at the first sign of danger.

  • @mozxz
    @mozxz Před rokem +32

    07:58 is the nicest you will ever see Cyanide be towards Womble,
    He genuinely rushes to his help, tries to calm him down, and heals him immediately afterwards. no snarky comments or anything.
    So funny

  • @aeufdidk
    @aeufdidk Před 8 lety +3547

    "there is no M1 key " - SovietWoble 2016
    xX

    • @aeufdidk
      @aeufdidk Před 8 lety +9

      xD*

    • @darkhellspartan975
      @darkhellspartan975 Před 8 lety +47

      Funny thing is my keyboard does have M1~5 keys on it XD

    • @brodythurmeier2458
      @brodythurmeier2458 Před 8 lety

      same

    • @hagamablabla
      @hagamablabla Před 8 lety +71

      But I see it right here. It's right next to the Any key.

    • @jefficus_9351
      @jefficus_9351 Před 8 lety +3

      only some keyboards have those, They're macro keys, and they don't do anything unless you assign them a function.

  • @TraustiGeir
    @TraustiGeir Před 7 lety +2951

    "Don't fuck up the skill check."
    "I'm not gonna fuck up the skill check."
    KABOOM!

  • @154ahmadavicenna9
    @154ahmadavicenna9 Před 5 lety +570

    5:54
    This clip alone is way more disturbing than the game itself

    • @TheResidentevilfan99
      @TheResidentevilfan99 Před 4 lety +23

      What's the original background noise? I recognize that, but i don't remember where it's from

    • @TheResidentevilfan99
      @TheResidentevilfan99 Před 3 lety +25

      Nvm, noise is from "Let me hear your war cry". it's like a cursed doll version lol

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs Před 3 lety +7

      @@TheResidentevilfan99 ok. Thanks for answering your own question, I was wondering too

  • @frostynox5636
    @frostynox5636 Před 4 lety +689

    The attention of detail is so supreme that at 1:04 even the movement framerate of the subtitles drop along with his game recording!
    This is true effort.

    • @CHRISTPUNCHER18
      @CHRISTPUNCHER18 Před 4 lety +3

      It's automated

    • @frostynox5636
      @frostynox5636 Před 4 lety +32

      I have used After effects a couple of times before, although i am inexperienced with it.
      But from what it seems, it is not exactly easy to make it fully automated, especially since it's not easy to track rotating head that moves at tremendous speed.
      maybe some can be animated with tracking, but i think majority of them has to be animated manually

    • @CHRISTPUNCHER18
      @CHRISTPUNCHER18 Před 4 lety +2

      @@frostynox5636 You just need to set a few keyframes, basically. So probably one per.. 10 frames depending.

    • @CHRISTPUNCHER18
      @CHRISTPUNCHER18 Před 4 lety +2

      @@frostynox5636 Even less for longer clips.

    • @leaffinite3828
      @leaffinite3828 Před 4 lety +40

      Excylis he manually edits in the subtitles frame by frame most of the time, which is by it matches the framerate of the game.

  • @AshyGr33n
    @AshyGr33n Před 6 lety +9632

    5:12 so did I get this right, an American Indian who lives in Singapore just decided to go full Spanish for a bit?
    Cyanide is a gift to humanity.

    • @Arto257
      @Arto257 Před 6 lety +1395

      No. You did not get that right. He's a regular Indian who lives in Singapore.
      Hence the cow and curry jokes.

    • @abigailroy6424
      @abigailroy6424 Před 6 lety +278

      I think you mean curse, my friend

    • @mailc3p477
      @mailc3p477 Před 6 lety +15

      Yes

    • @waNErBOY
      @waNErBOY Před 6 lety +182

      due recents pictures of his twitter, specially the AMG mercedes one, he's either in america or uk. Singapore is a really developed country, but this architecture is still more asian style

    • @Zakhanis
      @Zakhanis Před 6 lety +518

      Born in Singapore, lived in Dubai, UK, India and Singapore etc. Currently in the UK for university. A bit all over the place.

  • @ahsoei9641
    @ahsoei9641 Před 7 lety +2304

    Can we have another Dead by Daylight bullshittery, but with SovietWomble as the killer?

  • @RedtheTricksterFox
    @RedtheTricksterFox Před 2 lety +72

    Just seeing only 4 survivors with no perks, old Coldwind, old animations, and outdated and reworked sounds is kinda surreal compared to DBD today

    • @MorkandGork
      @MorkandGork Před rokem +4

      I miss it everyday

    • @redwitch95
      @redwitch95 Před 11 měsíci +3

      and yet that one player hiding in the locker for the entire game is such a timeless aspect 😆

  • @alberteinstein1620
    @alberteinstein1620 Před 6 lety +391

    0:56 I'm having flashback of locker simulat...I mean, the Alien game here xD

    • @aida_axo6815
      @aida_axo6815 Před 4 lety +2

      Benoît Marcotte 🤣🤣🤣

    • @niqsy6116
      @niqsy6116 Před 4 lety +2

      Ohh that good time when we are school or what?

  • @afianzaralteza9272
    @afianzaralteza9272 Před 6 lety +3305

    perfect teammate doesn't exi-.

    • @aoshi346
      @aoshi346 Před 6 lety +1

      Afianzar Alteza lol

    • @-insertnamehere-4058
      @-insertnamehere-4058 Před 6 lety +4

      I only liked this because if I did I was gonna be the 300th like......no need to thank me

    • @tannerq8900
      @tannerq8900 Před 6 lety +7

      I was ur 666 like there was no importan point of posting this.

    • @-insertnamehere-4058
      @-insertnamehere-4058 Před 6 lety

      Tanner Q I no get, brain machine broke

    • @tannerq8900
      @tannerq8900 Před 6 lety

      I was the 666 like on this dude's comment

  • @andyrobledo962
    @andyrobledo962 Před 7 lety +1029

    I fucken lost it when he started naming things then puts something depressing at the end 😂 "window of misery"

    • @Desktopped
      @Desktopped Před 6 lety +20

      he even mixed the "Ironworks of Misery" and "window of pain" xD

    • @KayvK
      @KayvK Před 6 lety +14

      the comment section of suffering

    • @KayvK
      @KayvK Před 6 lety +6

      in the woods of virginity (aka pornhub)

    • @gavveymate2317
      @gavveymate2317 Před 6 lety +2

      Right where the flower field of STD lives. (Vegas)

    • @kira-dk2mx
      @kira-dk2mx Před 5 lety +1

      Hold up, let me get my Turban of Sadness.

  • @vak.o
    @vak.o Před 4 lety +170

    That character is perfect for Soviet's Girly giggling and terror wees

  • @someoneonearth1617
    @someoneonearth1617 Před 6 lety +668

    'Basically Dead by Daylight is Britain 48 hours after Brexit?'

    • @marcjehle2480
      @marcjehle2480 Před 5 lety +42

      Whats funny is the fact that britain is still negotiating about how they leave the eu in 2019 and this video was made in 2016

    • @alexw5871
      @alexw5871 Před 5 lety +8

      @@marcjehle2480 thought the exact same thing now :D

    • @someoneonearth1617
      @someoneonearth1617 Před 5 lety +3

      Marc Jehle Yeah.

    • @zlatko8051
      @zlatko8051 Před 4 lety +2

      Ja

    • @CS90
      @CS90 Před 4 lety +1

      Probably closer to 24 hours.

  • @Crowborn
    @Crowborn Před 8 lety +1624

    "OOH SANTA MARIAAAA"

    • @angelserenade
      @angelserenade Před 8 lety +106

      OOOOOOOOOOOOH madre

    • @Crowborn
      @Crowborn Před 8 lety +27

      +AlphaIkaros SANTA MARIA AAAAH

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 Před 7 lety +20

      AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MADRE DE DIOS!!!!!!

    • @CALIDOR109
      @CALIDOR109 Před 7 lety +1

      pORTUGUÊS

    • @toustik5451
      @toustik5451 Před 7 lety +33

      I become spanish when i'm scared XD

  • @zap3231
    @zap3231 Před 6 lety +3459

    *RAREST THINGS IN THE WORLD*
    Number 3: Black Diamonds.
    Number 2: Soviet uploading more than once a month
    Number 1: CYANIDE AND SOVIET GETTING ALONG RESULTING IN ONE SAVING THE OTHER LIKE WHAT HAPPENED ON 7:57

    • @-bismark
      @-bismark Před 6 lety +110

      one of the rarest things on the world, indeed

    • @abelshevcenko
      @abelshevcenko Před 5 lety +49

      Number 2 is wrong u mean twice every 8 months

    • @hubcush9471
      @hubcush9471 Před 5 lety +38

      Okay and number one?

    • @BilboWaggins
      @BilboWaggins Před 5 lety +57

      3.... then 2... then 3 again?

    • @HappyHog11
      @HappyHog11 Před 5 lety +6

      Might as well throw number one on the list as well huh?

  • @LipsOfSilver
    @LipsOfSilver Před 6 lety +112

    "Keep him distracted, I´m repairing a generator" meanwhile all his teammates are already dead xD

  • @martins4555
    @martins4555 Před 4 lety +65

    Soviet arguing with a murderer: "Well killing people is not nice!"

  • @literallyasuka2996
    @literallyasuka2996 Před 6 lety +1034

    "OH MY GOD"
    "HE'S SO BIG"
    "HE'S SO BIG"
    "HMMPFF"
    That's what she said

    • @marcoboscarol2420
      @marcoboscarol2420 Před 5 lety +15

      Not to soviet... XD

    • @killrkiddx007
      @killrkiddx007 Před 5 lety +13

      Marco Boscarol well you also gotta remember their clan rule count to five if no one laughs at “that what she said” and then the one who said it get kicked

    • @marcoboscarol2420
      @marcoboscarol2420 Před 5 lety +8

      The joke was that a woman never said to Soviet that he has a huge penis, it has nothing to do with that rule

    • @TheBarber5550
      @TheBarber5550 Před 5 lety +6

      And right before that: "HE'S RIGHT FUCKING BEHIND ME"

    •  Před 5 lety +2

      It's a team fucking game :D

  • @rakeavicksanguiniusherald3415
    @rakeavicksanguiniusherald3415 Před 6 lety +2755

    so if cyanide becomes spanish while scared so do spanish people become indian and start spouting curry and cows.

  • @trickyy5738
    @trickyy5738 Před 4 lety +69

    Oh god the old running animations, weird pallets, double pallets, double windows

  • @jammeranimated2627
    @jammeranimated2627 Před 2 lety +20

    7:56
    This is by far the only bullshitery moment where Cyanide is the most concern about Womble.

  • @Anybody34
    @Anybody34 Před 8 lety +2369

    "OMG it's huge" No 'Thats what she said' ?.. I'm disappointed

    • @Mavcjs
      @Mavcjs Před 8 lety +230

      +Bushmann "if no one has laughed at said jokes.

    • @TheCalmPsycho
      @TheCalmPsycho Před 8 lety +21

      I remember it happening a couple of times in the DayZ bullshiteries.

    • @peps4335
      @peps4335 Před 8 lety +11

      That joke is only funny if you are around 12-13. These guys clearly aren't.

    • @KaijisFingers
      @KaijisFingers Před 8 lety +29

      They make jokes like this all the time though so this comment makes no sense

    • @TheLuketreewalker
      @TheLuketreewalker Před 8 lety

      +Mavcjs haha mavcjs just saw you in that thread with senpai gamer and nitrokidplays coincidence? I think not

  • @blutshooter
    @blutshooter Před 8 lety +547

    "don't fuck up the skill check" " im not gonna fuck up the skill chekc" Boom! god dammned womble

    • @cheese_man4952
      @cheese_man4952 Před 8 lety +22

      He had one job....ONE JOB

    • @gotsace
      @gotsace Před 8 lety

      Who is your profile pic of? I need to know....for science.

    • @blutshooter
      @blutshooter Před 8 lety +1

      +Masked Kaga-Poid Its not a person. Its a Monster Hunter gear cosplay.

    • @4rze.
      @4rze. Před 7 lety

      +Masked Kaga-Poid dirty science?

    • @orangelizard9854
      @orangelizard9854 Před 7 lety +2

      'you just had to follow the damn train, cj'

  • @bingbong855
    @bingbong855 Před 3 lety +12

    The way Womble moves his mouse when he's being chased illustrates how genuine the terror is

  • @alfianodamanik
    @alfianodamanik Před 5 lety +73

    6:49 “ooh ooh ooh he just ran past me oooooooohhhhhh”
    LMAO IM DEAD

  • @devonthehedgehog15
    @devonthehedgehog15 Před 6 lety +1630

    Womble you should totally play some more DBD, now that all these bugs and stuff have been patched. Whatever you do, don't let cyanide play the shock doctor. That's how you end up with ACTUAL brown lightning.

    • @bloodywaltz7489
      @bloodywaltz7489 Před 6 lety +8

      Dapper Gecko XD

    • @michextasku
      @michextasku Před 5 lety +39

      Still waiting for DBD Bullshittery part 2 XD

    • @TamLe-bj2yl
      @TamLe-bj2yl Před 5 lety +8

      He did play DBD again recently but I dont think it’s enough footages for another episode :(

    • @KeiwaM
      @KeiwaM Před 5 lety

      Doctor aint that bad.

    • @Fouani313
      @Fouani313 Před 5 lety +2

      Bugs are nowhere near fixed 😂😂😂

  • @celsopunzalan4929
    @celsopunzalan4929 Před 7 lety +264

    2:09 - "Almighty holy shit nuggets!" ... out of all the things that popped into his mind.

    • @MrAntAve
      @MrAntAve Před 6 lety

      Celso Punzalan that laugh that follows lol

  • @jacobryan2307
    @jacobryan2307 Před 4 lety +112

    "Christ on a STICK, he's right behind me"
    I'm using that line

  • @alfahound8048
    @alfahound8048 Před 4 lety +38

    “i become Spanish when im scared” XD

  • @Sun-Tzu-
    @Sun-Tzu- Před 8 lety +1086

    LOL "Dead by Daylight is Britain 48 hours after Brexit", I just lost it!

  • @JamesArtifex
    @JamesArtifex Před 8 lety +111

    At least Soviet knows how to zig zag unlike Rickon XD

  • @AzureMasaki
    @AzureMasaki Před 4 lety +33

    3:51 Holy shit its JFJ

    • @Zyrikun
      @Zyrikun Před 3 lety +4

      Oh my god I never noticed, it's nice that he still plays this game all these years later.

  • @CanadianTreeFiddy
    @CanadianTreeFiddy Před rokem +4

    I love watching this in 2022 and seeing how much the game has changed

  • @MrNatan455
    @MrNatan455 Před 8 lety +152

    Everybody put it at 1:30 and close your eyes for 10 sec

  • @Danskdodarn
    @Danskdodarn Před 7 lety +55

    "It's like listening to fucking gibbons" - That made me nearly piss myself xD

  • @alexspain9103
    @alexspain9103 Před 2 lety +6

    Womble's genuine confusion in the beginning at why his heart rate is spiking gets me every time

  • @ReshyShira
    @ReshyShira Před 2 lety +11

    Ah back in the time when killer actually felt scary. Nowadays survivors have like 50 perks to just t-bag in the killer's face and suffer no penalty.

  • @Angel_Flash
    @Angel_Flash Před 8 lety +168

    5:53 IS THAT THE FUCKING CREEPY WAR CRY VIDEO?

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  Před 8 lety +41

      ooooo do you know the original source? I saw it in a Rome Critique video and wasn't sure what the credit.

    • @leorlev8363
      @leorlev8363 Před 8 lety

      Whatever it is it's not helping!

    • @lifedecoded9842
      @lifedecoded9842 Před 8 lety

      The original video is called "Show me your war face"

    • @old1185
      @old1185 Před 8 lety +5

      Let me hear your war cry

    • @kill4monney213
      @kill4monney213 Před 8 lety

      Ah Soviet, a fan of RenoldSanity I see?

  • @BloodyRainRang
    @BloodyRainRang Před 7 lety +99

    "WHY ARE WE SCARED?! WHY ARE WE SCARED?!" best first impression ever xD

  • @Lukemccarthy2011
    @Lukemccarthy2011 Před 5 lety +62

    'What's with the giant evil tree?'
    Welcome to dead by daylight. Have a complementary cupcake.

    • @Slinkeh1558
      @Slinkeh1558 Před 3 lety

      This was the time self care and we'll make it could be used to heal in half a second and continuously take hits for shouldered survivors

  • @jimbo5147
    @jimbo5147 Před 4 lety +13

    6:33 Me coming out of my room hearing my sibling on my xbox.

  • @shadeofdeaths
    @shadeofdeaths Před 8 lety +676

    Fucking lost it at "wankers cramp" xD

  • @CrystallizedBlackSkull
    @CrystallizedBlackSkull Před 6 lety +1621

    OH MY GOD HE'S SO BIG HE'S SO BIG HHHMMPP~~!!!
    That must be Nep right?

    • @heyyou9472
      @heyyou9472 Před 6 lety +138

      sᴛᴀʟᴋᴇʀ
      To be honest I'd have a sound enabled orgasm if she said that.

    • @andrewfaulkner4939
      @andrewfaulkner4939 Před 5 lety +5

      lol

    • @jwright8681
      @jwright8681 Před 5 lety +3

      oh ok

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 Před 5 lety +5

      why the "~~"
      why

    • @K0R0_CHAN
      @K0R0_CHAN Před 5 lety +40

      If that was nep then everyon would definitely look at me in disgust good thing it was cyanide now everyone is lookin at me in disgust and confusment

  • @caryzab4136
    @caryzab4136 Před 5 lety +5

    I luv u Womble, constantly go back to older bullshitterys

  • @Lizzyg2375
    @Lizzyg2375 Před 4 lety +4

    3 things Soviet does in horror games 1. Hides in a closet 2. Doesn't know what to do 3. returns to closet

    • @zachoar3916
      @zachoar3916 Před 3 lety +1

      Assuming he ever leaves his closet in the first place.

    • @Lizzyg2375
      @Lizzyg2375 Před 3 lety

      @@zachoar3916 fair

  • @ivymichaud9017
    @ivymichaud9017 Před 6 lety +196

    " HE'S ON THE CATWALK OF NO HOPE!"
    I. AM. DEAD

  • @GriseWeisshark
    @GriseWeisshark Před 8 lety +137

    You are hung in a meat hook, your friends help you by pulling you down. You can be hung in that hook multiple times. You're completely fine after all of that with just a need of "touching" to heal you up.
    *GAME LOGIC*

    • @SomberYeti
      @SomberYeti Před 8 lety +12

      Game logic= FUN

    • @MajkaSrajka
      @MajkaSrajka Před 7 lety +24

      You get in progressively worse state each tame you are placed on the hook, so don't even try to be edgy if you don't even fully know the topic.

    • @thezdude8512
      @thezdude8512 Před 6 lety +14

      There's actually a canon explanation for this.

    • @GODJESUSAMONGUS
      @GODJESUSAMONGUS Před 6 lety

      Grise Blacolar IkR

    • @user-uv5ld3cx5t
      @user-uv5ld3cx5t Před 6 lety +3

      The game is a fake reality mimicked by the Entity though, nothing needs to actually make sense anyway as it is just an endless trial for the survivors to get their butt kicked over and over.

  • @TheLastDragon15
    @TheLastDragon15 Před 6 lety +17

    When Cyanide screams he sounds like one of my friends that I used to play Friday the 13th with and he would beg Jason not to kill him and then proceedes to sell out his friends

  • @illiteratebastard7421
    @illiteratebastard7421 Před 6 lety +21

    " hes so big, hes so big, hes so big, mmmmmmmfffffff " queeestionableeee

  • @skyadventurer7574
    @skyadventurer7574 Před 7 lety +188

    THIS IS THE BEST CHANNEL EVER THERES THE CRAZY FUNNY ANGRY GUY AND THE PROPER ENGLISH GUY AND ITS SO ENTERTAINING

  • @mcsqueezy202
    @mcsqueezy202 Před 7 lety +67

    "We need to help cyanide"
    3 seconds later
    "FUCK CYANIDE"

  • @silvershocknicktail6638
    @silvershocknicktail6638 Před rokem +6

    It's weird how it's situations like this that bring out Cyanide's genuine affection for his friend. "I've got you! Keep fighting, I've got you." "I'll kiss your boo-boos later."

  • @thenekozombie4316
    @thenekozombie4316 Před 4 lety +75

    Oh my god, please play this again, they’ve added so much and I would love to see what you think or If you would consider making it a serious like you did with CSGO.
    Just curious if you would consider doing this

  • @nis5e
    @nis5e Před 6 lety +886

    More like "MAN-ic giggling"

  • @ellocothehuman5228
    @ellocothehuman5228 Před 7 lety +6

    now kids what do we learn from this video ?
    never play in ironwork of misery
    never walk on staircase of woe
    and last but not least do not ever jump on the window of pain

  • @FS-uy1no
    @FS-uy1no Před 4 lety +26

    1:30 - Just close your eyes, listen and let your imagination do the work

  • @johnturk4041
    @johnturk4041 Před 5 lety

    And its been another 2 months about time for a new video and im so excited

  • @TM-wm7om
    @TM-wm7om Před 6 lety +7

    2:51 "died died"
    Soviet cursing: "That's not nice!"

  • @Report_Xavi
    @Report_Xavi Před 8 lety +220

    omg finally I have been waiting for a video for so long thank you ;=;

    • @CrazyGunMan100
      @CrazyGunMan100 Před 8 lety

      bro he streams literally every day, its not like there's a lack of content...

    • @Report_Xavi
      @Report_Xavi Před 8 lety +12

      +CrazyGunMan100 I know he does. but I said video not stream. video is kinda different you see the best moments and his effort.

    • @sanjay1014
      @sanjay1014 Před 8 lety

      +CrazyGunMan100 how can I watch his stream?

    • @CrazyGunMan100
      @CrazyGunMan100 Před 8 lety

      +SANJAY Praba Its on twitch, theres a couple dozen hours of stuff on there

    • @bwcmakro
      @bwcmakro Před 8 lety +1

      Not everybody enjoys watching streams.

  • @friendlyfire3412
    @friendlyfire3412 Před 6 lety +6

    3:18
    Like a schoolboy being back to bed.
    NOO!! I DONT WANNA GO TO BED!

  • @thomasday9295
    @thomasday9295 Před 4 lety +131

    Uploaded 3 years ago: This game is basically Britain 48 hours after Brexit...
    We are still waiting... What has our government been doing??

  • @strato8384
    @strato8384 Před 6 lety +21

    "Dont fuck up the skill check"
    "Im not gonna fuck it up"
    *fucks up the skill check"
    "Well time to leave!"

  • @NateRiggsEH
    @NateRiggsEH Před 8 lety +400

    Found you on Steam after someone posted this video and man you guys are fucking awesome and those words on screen just make 200% better. May I ask what software you used to put the text there, moving with the object on screen and such>

    • @r00lette5
      @r00lette5 Před 8 lety +14

      Sony Vegas pro

    • @aa7146
      @aa7146 Před 8 lety +8

      you'd really love Criken the

    • @aa7146
      @aa7146 Před 8 lety +1

      then

    • @scout360pyroz
      @scout360pyroz Před 8 lety

      Ah, I remember Criken from his left4dead vids

    • @aa7146
      @aa7146 Před 8 lety +3

      scout360pyroz watch him now lol, golden. edwad is the best. bedbananna is dope also

  • @echo5744
    @echo5744 Před 4 lety +11

    8:00 I love how I'm the beginning you got ditched but then when your intruble like right now they run to help you! Haha cute

  • @alexg5007
    @alexg5007 Před 4 lety +3

    Four years later, and I still keep coming back to this video because of the impeccable gibbon impersonations by the ZF boys.

  • @LanceDragonov
    @LanceDragonov Před 7 lety +78

    Please Womble, more of Dead By Daylight bullshittery! This was fantastic!

  • @deathepyon1743
    @deathepyon1743 Před 7 lety +63

    "It's like the Metal Gear interrogation room all over again!" XD
    really true but metal gears harder!

    • @DrunkCrazyMonkey
      @DrunkCrazyMonkey Před 5 lety

      Death Epyon I still remember the pain . . . Oh god that bring back memories. Now I’m going to play it lol.

  • @DaMu24
    @DaMu24 Před 3 lety +30

    I gotta say, this game has come a LONG way since its initial release four years ago. Animations and models look much better, gameplay's more streamlined, and it's still hella fun.

  • @awssxd9692
    @awssxd9692 Před 4 lety +51

    3:21 oh my god 😂😂"can anyone smell curry?" that got me so good😂😂😂

  • @paperlacejane
    @paperlacejane Před 6 lety +17

    "girly giggles" = "psychotic chattering laughter"
    good to know

  • @tryskacz
    @tryskacz Před 8 lety +572

    "Dead by Daylight is Britain 48 hours after brexit" .... Womble you nailed it :D

    • @tryskacz
      @tryskacz Před 8 lety +3

      I am very glad you played this game :) I wanted to see it after I recently saw your Alien Isolation again :D

    • @JustBIue
      @JustBIue Před 8 lety +8

      +Stenly Tryskacz I just found this video, and as a British person that joke made my day.

    • @nunya5132
      @nunya5132 Před 7 lety +21

      Britain liberated itself from the globalists, lel

    • @henriquedematos
      @henriquedematos Před 7 lety +4

      You're even stalked by a Theresa May lookalike! :D

    • @thezeitos469
      @thezeitos469 Před 6 lety

      ANDROID51313 Wolffe Yeah I want to see you trying XD

  • @leaftgif
    @leaftgif Před 6 lety +1

    We need more of you guys playing this game :P

  • @ThatAussieSiesta
    @ThatAussieSiesta Před 5 lety

    We need so much more Womble, I feel like I've watched every video he has several times

  • @staggerdagger
    @staggerdagger Před 8 lety +10

    Soviet is one of the few youtubers that i dont see myself outgrowing. The subtitles add a huge bonus to hilarity. keep them always. makes you unique

  • @masterceif
    @masterceif Před 8 lety +29

    Quality entertainment right there! :D

  • @marcial.1636
    @marcial.1636 Před 4 lety

    I watched this so many times and it still makes me laugh out loud every time.

  • @PalePixl
    @PalePixl Před 3 lety

    I need more of these Womble.

  • @eatsbabiesalot
    @eatsbabiesalot Před 8 lety +112

    I would like to see more horror game bullshiterys purty please

    • @eatsbabiesalot
      @eatsbabiesalot Před 8 lety +14

      But if not that's ok I just want more sovietwomble in my life

    • @rainkzwk2699
      @rainkzwk2699 Před 7 lety +3

      Hahaha! Me too, but horror bullshitteries are lower in demands.

  • @jamiehayes9626
    @jamiehayes9626 Před 6 lety +141

    0:26 "basically Dead by Daylight is Britain 48 hours after Brexit."
    Omg I'm fucking dead 😂😂😂😂

    • @Wanderer628
      @Wanderer628 Před 6 lety +6

      Jamie Hayes You still find Brexit jokes funny in 2018? You don't get out much do you?

    • @jamiehayes9626
      @jamiehayes9626 Před 6 lety +4

      Wanderer628 yep. I really don't. It honestly doesn't take a lot to amuse me

    • @jamiehayes9626
      @jamiehayes9626 Před 6 lety +6

      Wanderer628 I also find it funny because I live in Britain and I think it's somewhat accurate XD

    • @flamingblade5271
      @flamingblade5271 Před 6 lety +3

      as another brit i can agree, this is fairly accurate of the current national situation
      just replace meat hooks with bits of broken tea delivery truck

  • @patricklopez1799
    @patricklopez1799 Před 4 lety

    This is legitimately the best of the Bullshittery videos.

  • @amememachine8974
    @amememachine8974 Před 8 lety +8

    I don't know why, but subtitles make everything better. You have got a sub.

  • @sbraypaynt
    @sbraypaynt Před 6 lety +5

    6:18
    "The country of adjectives"

  • @arandomhashbrown3756
    @arandomhashbrown3756 Před rokem +3

    Because of this video I spent more than 1K hours of this game

  • @TracedSyn
    @TracedSyn Před 6 lety

    i love soviets subtitles, he's one of the best youtubers i know. thank you sovietwomble.

  • @conradyuki
    @conradyuki Před 6 lety +7

    I love the Ironworks of Misery
    Staircase of Woe
    Window of Pain
    Catwalk of no hope
    and Window of Misery
    xD

  • @orcslikecheez6291
    @orcslikecheez6291 Před 8 lety +6

    "THERES A GUY BEHIND ME HES HUGE AHHHHHH" - cyanide July 2016

  • @LewdOtsu
    @LewdOtsu Před 2 lety

    how tf have I not found you until now, you are absolute GOLD mate

  • @noahtrahar3270
    @noahtrahar3270 Před 5 lety +48

    4:45 'keep him distracted'
    Everyone else is dead

  • @mon339
    @mon339 Před 8 lety +43

    2:52 "YOU NEARLY DIED DIED CYANIDE" Nice womble! this is your first mistake xD

    • @fgsdhdfgjfyhsg
      @fgsdhdfgjfyhsg Před 8 lety +1

      no it's not

    • @dijeau
      @dijeau Před 8 lety

      +ziomek266 not the first

    • @mon339
      @mon339 Před 8 lety

      Sparta 567 never noticed one probably. Ohh well