Evangelion Subway Commerical
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- čas přidán 25. 04. 2023
- Just wanted to animate this, might put out a version without all the filters later, idk:
Original audio: • Lost Evangelion Subway...
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Poor Shinji. Now he has to deal with 2 predators
Allow me to make the first reply here
But Misato is best girl, so we win I guess??
3 if you count the customers
Susbway
asuka misato kaworu and that customer
The only constant is seeing Shinji traumatized all the time.
Things are as they should be. All is right with the world.
7
true. makes for boring television when there aren’t sandwiches involved
I'll be honest, it kinda feels like a must-be universal constant. Don't get me wrong, it was nice to see Shinji genuinely smile in the show, but sometimes it just felt so strange to not see him how he usually is...
When you are standing next to Jared with his arm on your shoulder and you are a boy, would you?
4 Sandwiches, 4 Chips and 4 Drinks for just $4.99?
*SATISFACTORY*
Bro got the number 4 stuck in his head it's actually $12.99
Cities will burn
What? But it's almost 3 times that.
@@kratosgodofwar777 12.99 is still pretty f-ing good
Inflation hits hard 💀
@@RileyTheGhost (I apologize for the incoming nerd rant) adjusted to modern inflation based on the year 1995 (a relatively popular year for the og evangellion) it’s actually only around 28 dollars and the average subway sandwhich (without extras) is around 7.5 dollars plus the 4 chips which brings the total to about 46 plus drinks which brings the total to 52 dollars and 40 cents which means your getting a nearly 200% value which is insane and will rock the economy single-handedly
(In Attenborough voice) Here we see Shinji, absolutely miserable. From my understanding, this is his natural state of being.
David Attenborough is the GOAT
I feel like he would double check that fact. See it's correct and be more confused than before...
Like any good evangellion witness.
@@kevinhixson1586
"He's miserable, to my understanding.... yep, that's correct. What the hell?"
Oh no…that stare Shinji did on mayo 💀
was it even mayo💀
don't ask how they make the chef shinji special sauce
Brought back memories
It's from Jared over his should at the end of the comercial
Asuka, look away!
The alternate ending to evangelion
Didn't expect to see you here
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Perry the platapas
i didn't know he watched evangelion
love your videos👌
I wasn't expecting it to be VHS style video
Yeah
Me neither
@@ThatOneGuysAnimations if only Subway wasn't a breach of the Geneva Convention (Let's just say, subway sandwiches, or at least how I like them, consistently cause terror in tummy town.), I'd say you gave me the munchies for it, but I found out that Panera actually makes a mean ass steak sandwich while I was working there, so you gave me the munchies to eat there instead.
I don’t know why Shinji got slapped. All he was doing was adding Subway’s secret sauce.
You mean his secret sauce?
traumatized shinji can't take a break 😂
Maybe we can cheer him up by getting him the Spyro Special
bro that jared fogle joke had me legit cackling in the whole school cafeteria lmfao
Bro got something in common with her 💀💀💀
@@Mikescool444 except I would want to be sexually assaulted by a 30 year old alcoholic cougar
At least Kaworu is there as moral support.
and helping Shinji make his "speacial sauce' ;)
Minus the M
No, he just likes to drink Shinji’s tears
"That's how adults kiss. We'll do the rest when you come back." - Jared
😭
foullllllll😂
So nobody is going to talk about Kowaru immediately running in there to comfort Shinji? That was sweet and cute as hell
I aint seein anyone talkin about reis head lookin like shinjis cheeks
@@r3i960 bruh
yikes furry
@@otto_von Only a furry would find this cute, which is exactly why no one else is talking about it.
they're unbelievably cute together
Everybody preying on Shinji, dog. Misato preying on him sexually, Asuka praying on his downfall, Jared Fogel praying that he can prey on him. This is ridiculous.
I sense no danger
Don't forget Kaoru preying on his loneliness
I’m going to go out on a limb and assume Shinji just got mayonnaise on his hand, which reminded him of the other thing.
Huh ok… ngl this feels like an actual promotion evangelion would do…
There was the eva lobsters after all
it is an actual ad
They also have a STD PSA.
@@kyleolcott1769neither of those are actual Evangelion ads. It's just the voice actors being recognized doing other jobs
At least Shinji got a hug from his boyfriend out of it.
i love kaworu in the background just huggin shinji
Oh and yes, that is indeed Asuka's voice actress' (Tiffany Grant) voice from some Subway ad.
As someone who works at Subway and just recently finished Evangelion, I'm very glad I found this.
"Footlong footlong footlong footlong grooming minors footlong footlong" - Jared Makima
MAKIMA FRO MCHAINSAFOEW MAN?////////?/??//
@@janstefaniuk2977 YEAHHHHHA CHENCHO MAN
@@iguanaboi3921 pocea
I love how I now see RG33 references everywhere.
4 meals for $12.99. This was definitely written based on a time period well before today's inflation. I'm m actually eating at a Subway right now & my single meal cost me $14.08.
Eggs are a luxury now, lmao
@@beezelsub it's 2 dollars for 18 of them? I get inflation exists but your being sarcastic here right?
@@nickstone3012 Working for a grocery store I can state it wasn't that long ago that egg prices where crazy high & everyone was complaining about it. However, people involved with the egg industry stepped in & prices have been going back to normal. I haven't heard a customer complain about egg prices in a few weeks now.
Jared and Misato teaming up to groom minors:
Misato hits shinji and soon after Kaworu hugs him lol
The worst part is how that's actually a good deal now.
Lmao Asuka acting in Subway commercial is something I didn't expect to watch today
This is what happened to my boy Shinji after cranking that Soulja Boy? My poor sweet summer child..
you're right asuka, it is kinda the same thing if you go to Subway restaurants after 4p.m.
You can get.......
-4 sandwiches
-4 chips
-4 drinks
All for just $12.99!
I don't know why I adore these animations as much as I do. It has to be buried somewhere deep in my psyche - the simplicity and bumpiness reminding me of older animations I watched when I and the internet were both young.
We grew up together, the internet and I. My father was its father too...
or maybe it's the crippling hentai addiction
The last phrase makes me think about how out of the 6 characters in this video, 4 are under 16...
Pictured: Shinji next to a child predator.
Also Jared is there.
4 sandwiches for $12.99?
Immersion shattered
I don't quite know how to feel about Jared Fogle existing in the same room as Shinji.
Did Shinji just...
Opened a mayo Jar
Bromance is strong fr fr. Not Jared, Jared deserves the Hitchbot treatment.
Omfg hitchbot I'm dying I just remembered lololol
Oh god not a Jared!
Imagine if they actually made a commercial collaborating with eva
Alternate title : shinjii experiences the average "broke and has to get a job with thots" experience
Got that analog horror aesthetic truly horrifying
Especially with Jared
@@raptorskilltor4554 Maybe that Jared is an alternate?
why do kids think everything in cam corder visual is horrifying?
@@SnausageVonBrathearst It’s a joke, that’s a year old.
Took me a while to realize thats reis head and not shinji being absolutely caked up
Atleast he got kaworu
Shinji getting traumatized in the back lmao
Shinji: Why must I continue to suffer!?!
wow may be like this a commercial animation Subway version vhs but then this will start stronger for now good and poor shinji when they do something and a lot xd
Shinji crying is not a big suprise
the mayo in the hand, is chef kiss
I worked at Subway once, all I can say. DON'T EAT THERE.
The foot lettuce no longer tastes like floor mat. They ruined the recipe . Also the European stores require them to ban cake.
@@Mikewee777 Im German. I didn't know we're supposed to have cake at our subways. But we have cookies and baked potato and for the time I was working there we'd have a new type of meat every few months.
The issue with Subway isn't really the food. It's the way how we workers were treaded and how store managers circumvented certain food safety procedures that wouldn't result in a health inspection violation if it was done without the inspectors knowing. Things like food trays not being properly washed. Certain knives that would be used for meats and vegetarian foods. There were parts of the restaurant full with mold but was never checked for some reason. There was even more mold in the oven especially the part where the frozen bread sticks get prewarmed before baking. That thing is full of mold in the concers. It was disgusting.
Ultimately I left because I finished studying and got a job for the government and also because my boss was a hypocrite mentally unstable man who would stress me out to such an extent I nearly had a heart attack at one point and I wasn't even 25 at that time!!
I've been working since the age of 14 doing many different things, helping out farmers, working on an electronics manufacturer and soldering parts onto PCBs, working at a beverage store. Always needed to change jobs due to the things closing down or moving or issues with my timetable. And Subway was the worst experience. Fuck that company.
I'm afraid I can never accept food that's been handled by Shinji.
This sounds painful to me, I bought 2 sandwiches 1 chips and 1 large drink 34 bucks. This is the worse period of time of money.
If you're a 1%ter it's the best
@@KurtReckling
Yeah true, everything that has happened that is also negative for our world was easily preventable.
If you can find our people send me to them.
Nowadays you couldn’t get *one* sandwich for $13 😭
Bro take me back to them 3.25 sandwiches its 12.99 for one sandwich all by itself now
thanks obama bin ladin and joe pedo
I mustn't run a Subway.
I mustn't run a Subway.
I mustn't run a Subway...!
I just got the fake ad video recommended like a week or two ago. I can (not) believe this.
After watching the entire show, EOE and all the Rebuild movies I get why Shinji is now BROKEN as he is in this commercial! (As a secret HARDCORE Evangelion fan I approve of this!)
Man,why did your vid got recommended me at the 12 pm bro 😭 I can't sleep now
Hehe heh lol, baby can't sleep! Don't read this next part!
Boo! Get traumatized dweeb
I know most people are talking abt Shinji hating his life once again but I love seeing Asuka being genuinely happy even in a fanmade animation
The only thing that caught my attention in this is the fact that $12.99 used to get you 4 sandwiches, 4 chips, and 4 drinks
Jared Fogle: Get in my pants, Shinji.
0:13
"Oh fuck its Jared!" Eric Cartman
The way he cries and Kaworu calming him down is so cute fr
Poor Shinji😂
*"Try our new LCL sauce special! Subway! Eat Fresh!"*
Shinji looked at the sauce and immediatley had sus vibes.
This is reminding me of that "Great Choice" Red Lobster commercial.
*I'm scared...*
Shinji needs a raise
I thought at the end we see some small bits of the instrumentality project and harrowing sound effects. But this is also fine.
The *Tsundere Queen* has spoken!
Now go forth
and receive thy cold cuts.
Thought this was a analog horror video for a second
Angel Dust: Geez. And people say *I* need therapy. I mean, I do, but...
adults need to leave shinji alone
I wouldn't want Misato to leave me alone if I was Shinji
BETTER RUN BOI!!! THEY GONNA GET YOU BOOTY BOI!!!
I spilled the Mayonnaise on asuka's back...
I will never be able to watch this show without thinking of shitposts
Same
0:09 i love how kaworu came to give shinji emotional support after misato punched him
The way this turned into analog horror at the last second
Save him.
On one hand, I'd hate to have been working there when a promotion like that was going on...on the other, 4 sandwiches, 4 chips and 4 drinks for 12.99 would be a great deal for a family meal.
I am sympathetic for the diligent trio. Place will be packed nonstop until the angels kill them all.
Thats a pretty good deal
I was expecting Shinji to put his 10 year old boy sauce in a sandwich
Dude i wish i could get a deal like that right now...
Nowadays 1 sandwich and chips is $12.99
I dont want any mayo on my sandwich
SATISFACTORY
(Asuka talking)
The background meanwhile:
*Shinji found mayo*
*intense staring at mayo*
*misato slaps Shinji*
* Shinji cries *
*Kaworu appears and hugs Shinji or whatever happened*
*Misato does a facepalm*
me watching this: This, is called perfection.. WAIT FROM WHERE DID KAWORU APPEAR-
(Yes im commenting rn , cuz at that time, my wifi worked so bad even my comments disappeared-)
Adorable Animation
Hilarious Directing
Great Work
Thank You
1 innocent 2 imposters
* THAT [[Deal]] WAS SO GOOD I [$!$!?] MYSELF!!!
Analog horror, my favorite.
That’s actually an amazing deal
god thatd be such a good deal
4 sandwiches, 4 chips, and 4 drinks for 12.99?????
Thats how much a footlong combo costs where i am..
His name is Shinji and he's still lookin goooooooood~~~
Wouldn't be surprised
Me : Jared here ohhh helll No!
Grabs shotgun 🔫
I Fukin got one foot long one chip and one drink today and it was 20 dollars
Do NOT MESS WITH MISATO HER SLAPS SEND YOU TO HEAVEN ☠☠☠
You make everything so cute :D
jared fogle misato katsuragi. pretty much the same person
After how much of a insufferable coward Shinji was in the end of Evangelion, I just wanna see him suffer all the time
Don't worry buddy..
We gonna call the fbi on two creepers
Quality content
The peaceful ver. of NGE