It's really difficult to make it as an OF creator. Just remember these three rules of thumb. 1. Always put your best foot forward 2. Work Hard. 3. Show everyone that you've got balls
Your youtube career might have been relatively *short* and the payment quite *small* but we are with you bro, don't *shrink* when facing new challenges and i hope you will never be *short* on money
i think it was a pretty wrong time for him to attempt quitting cuz at winter you kinda shrink so i would reconsider setting records at that time of the year
Dude I say this all the time but I can’t believe how fast and significant you blew up, it’s been amazing to watch. I knew you had real comedic talent when I first saw a random video of your forever ago and knowing so many other people get to see it is just fucking awesome. Bravo man ❤
the thing is with al’s twists is that he always has you. even if you think you know what the twist is gonna be, he plays with the story, takes your expectations, and breaks them over his knee
this was a masterpiece in meta-comedy. CZcams will forever remember this man as one of the most original senses of humor on the platform, and I mean that with not even one little bit of sarcasm, I'm being completely sincere. Thank you for all the laughs you gave me when I needed them the most Al 💜
THIS MAN SHOULD BE AN ACTOR OMG Bro fr tho you scared me so bad i was boutta say you are literally one of the funniest people on the internet, every time i see your vids i laugh my ass off so im glad this was fake because you need to keep doing this forever, share your hilarious nature and instinct bro.
I just found your youtube channel but I've been watching your videos since god knows how long. All I can say is, thank you for the laughs you put on everyone face when they were down or just unhappy. As much as I'm sad about you quitting, as much as I'm supporting this decision and would be one of the first people to google your leaked OF.
Man I high as mount everest right now, you can't do jokes like that, too meta it's messing with me. Nah but fr, great video :D ngl you almost had me in the first half
please don’t entertain this fool. the catholic church is evil and corrupt , protestant and reformed are heretics… only through orthodox bible may you ascend to heaven. these people have twisted the word of god for their own personal materialistic gain…
Bruhhhh just found you on yt, watching your stuff for half hour, and now i see this. Bruhh, I really thought you quitting. Keep it going yo. Much love from Romania!
It's not about what you put in, it's about how you put it in. 6.5 centimetres, that's 6.5 parts of a metre dude, nobody can tell me that ain't impressive.
Real talk tho. The internet has warped the perception of the bedroom ngl. Dude if your average which isn’t that much you are good A little above average is amazing But there’s such a thing as too big Also none of this matters if your bad at it. And for small mfs Idk tbh you just playing on the hardest difficulty tbh.
LMFAOOO I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH THIS WAS SO FUNNYYY 😂 At first I thought this was a complete joke, but then I was like “oh, no, what if he’s actually leaving and I’m being disrespectful by clowning on him the whole time?” THEN IT ACTUALLY TURNS OUT TO BE A JOKE I CANT ANYMORE 😭
bruh the way my smile dropped by reading the title at first!! but jokes apart i hope u continue making videos for a long time Bec i love ur Sense of humour and videos!
With a new venture like this, you can only get out what you put in, so put in everything you got. Some people will just want to stiff you so if things get hard and they get in your face, you gotta just suck it up. Good luck.
We've seen what you're packing and we love the laughs. Don't worry, that laughter hits way deeper than any 6 millimeters. Thank you so much for keeping us coming back and always leaving us wanting more. 😁😜 Seriously though, thanks. You're awesome, dude. 😊
I fixed this guys comment- It's really difficult to make it as an OF creator. Just remember these three rules of thumb. 1. Always put your best foot forward 2. Work Hard. 3. Be a woman, that's it, just be a woman
I started laughing so hard I began to cough. Honestly, it doesn't matter what the size is, lots of people subbed to Markiplier's OF and I bet you could give him a run for that charity $$$.
I'm sorry you are going through a Hard time right now, I understand it will be difficult, but after a Short time, you will get your head up and be able to move on from this Tiny problem. I believe in you Al, You just have to keep your heart open for the Little things. Its those Small, seemingly Insignificant connections in life that give us hope, hope that something Imperceptible might change our fates. I hope you can take a Miniscule break, to reevaluate and Compact your issues down to a level you can get your hands around. Don't let a Dinky problem escalate, keep it Negligible for your own mental health.
I swear the god this guy is the most talented and genius creator I've ever watch the first month of watching him all of his joke goes over my head because I'm too low iq to understand him but watching for atleast 3 months it's like i can understand him now and he's joke makes a lot of sense still very hard to me to understand but now i can laugh at it
Oh my God I was so concerned. I love this man so much, and there have already been two deaths in my town today in an Ironman. May those poor, innocent souls rest in peace, and may we learn from the mistake of going ahead with the swim. I am upset enough today. I did NOT need this. Never actually leave CZcams. You are what we need
Alex executed that so perfectly im questioning whether it actually is a joke
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
comedians are always joking
The usernames on the right side of the screen are pretty funny
You’re questioning if he really thought that 6.5cm was big enough to do porn?
@@bobxyzp all men must question this at some point
It's really difficult to make it as an OF creator. Just remember these three rules of thumb.
1. Always put your best foot forward
2. Work Hard.
3. Show everyone that you've got balls
This is the type of joke Al would make.
literally
gegegegegegegegegegegeg@@GlitchGRYT
And if you can't make it the whole foot, one step, one centimeter, one day video at a time.
gold
bro had me in the first half 😂
In the first 3.25cm?
Hey Vin how's it goin
Gurahh
@@m97120 no, the whole thing is 1cm
VINDOOLY! Love ur content!
Your youtube career might have been relatively *short* and the payment quite *small* but we are with you bro, don't *shrink* when facing new challenges and i hope you will never be *short* on money
Subliminal messaging
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did you type short, small, and shrink in bold i cant tell
i think it was a pretty wrong time for him to attempt quitting cuz at winter you kinda shrink so i would reconsider setting records at that time of the year
Bro roasted him (and me) four times.
Now this man can never actually leave
Filthy Frank did it
@@henryjubeda7617that's because he had actual talent 😂😂😂
@@CornFlex420dam bruh mean
@@highdefinition450 it was meant in a lighthearted way
@@henryjubeda7617stop fucking reminding me god dammit. I miss papa franku
When he said “what’s up Nick?” I was horrified. I thought he somehow was watching me watch him 😱
lol that must've scared the crap outta you 💀
😂
he was actually talking to you
What's up nick?
I thought he was talking about Nick Gur
Dude I say this all the time but I can’t believe how fast and significant you blew up, it’s been amazing to watch. I knew you had real comedic talent when I first saw a random video of your forever ago and knowing so many other people get to see it is just fucking awesome.
Bravo man ❤
He does blow up fast
@@BenMojo. It doesn't take long for it to reach the exit.
This is your most viewed video. This is what you will be remembered for. This is your legacy.
We’re here for you Al! I hope your OF career is a prosperous one
@@noah18150 foot
@@noah18150😮😮
Repent of sin and Trust in Jesus for the kingdom of God is at hand!
@@yoshi_wrld4892 Soon
@@yoshi_wrld4892sorry im a satanist
I like how you and your fifteen identical twins all find the time to help you with your video production. Fantastic stuff, good luck in your future.
Fifteen identical twins is def gonna stand out in the world of porn 👍 Untapped market right there
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@@EEEEEEEE E
This man is always one step ahead of us
Don't worry bro, we'll support you, it doesn't matter in wich industry you are 💕
We need to be here for this man during this hard time 😂
Don't worry, his hard times don't last that long. In fact, everything hard about this man is short.
DAMN@@justinkennedy3004
@Maximus5641 it's actually 17. I know from personal experience
qgeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
that is a low joke
the thing is with al’s twists is that he always has you. even if you think you know what the twist is gonna be, he plays with the story, takes your expectations, and breaks them over his knee
Well it would have to be over his knee - clearly he can't break us with his dick.
bends them over his knee and spanks them because they're a good little expectation that does what he says UWU*
@@xeropulse5745seek help
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That pause then “ what I really wanna do is porn” line got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"No man can walk out on his own OF story"
-Rango
at this point he cant quit, no one will believe him
this was a masterpiece in meta-comedy. CZcams will forever remember this man as one of the most original senses of humor on the platform, and I mean that with not even one little bit of sarcasm, I'm being completely sincere. Thank you for all the laughs you gave me when I needed them the most Al 💜
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@@EEEEEEEEi appreciate your entire profile. my number one phrase recently has been EEEEEEE
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THIS MAN SHOULD BE AN ACTOR OMG
Bro fr tho you scared me so bad i was boutta say you are literally one of the funniest people on the internet, every time i see your vids i laugh my ass off so im glad this was fake because you need to keep doing this forever, share your hilarious nature and instinct bro.
I just found your youtube channel but I've been watching your videos since god knows how long.
All I can say is, thank you for the laughs you put on everyone face when they were down or just unhappy.
As much as I'm sad about you quitting, as much as I'm supporting this decision and would be one of the first people to google your leaked OF.
Boy always keeps it fresh. Years of content and yet we're still getting fresh presentation. Grade A+ man.
I gotchu 😉 we 6.5ers gotta stick together brother.
@@networkoperations💪
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Under A+
We’ll support you every step of the way Al.
eggggggggggggggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwww
every inch as well
Al is always one step ahead so it's difficult 😔
Is he just joking?
@dreadxll9688 no hes serious cant u tell?
Holy fucking shit I actually got scared for a second. Well played.
We will always support you no matter what you do even if we have to pay for it
he had us in the title that's for sure
Fr I clicked so fast
@@Dracula-m1styyme too
Same
It’s not April first (April Fools)
Bro terrified me with that title.
i said it before and ill say it again. this dude is gold
This is just a long running joke.
I thought he was human
Nah sorry to disappoint@@dumbshit2353
Man I high as mount everest right now, you can't do jokes like that, too meta it's messing with me.
Nah but fr, great video :D ngl you almost had me in the first half
this shit is just gold when the chat goes crazy fast
we'll all be here to support you man.
Cap
please don’t entertain this fool. the catholic church is evil and corrupt , protestant and reformed are heretics… only through orthodox bible may you ascend to heaven. these people have twisted the word of god for their own personal materialistic gain…
@@Platypus680 would look good on him too. I'd perhaps add some programmer socks as well.
It’s okay, we understand Alex. Don’t worry, I’ll proudly support your OF
Edit: why is this shitty joke one of the top comments 😭
Bro scared me with that title.
Will I save money if I joined with 6 months?
@@arniealaan6942yes, you will save 3 months.
@@ThomasKing19933 fr
Repent of sin and Trust in Jesus for the kingdom of God is at hand!
brotha i love u
u are part of my everyday happiness
as always, the meta comedy from alex is mind-twistingly hilarious
If you can't give it, you can always take it Alex! Don't give up on your dreams
Ayo. We don't chop of 6 cms here
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bro you're one of the best comedic talents on youtube, and you had me worried for a sec
so I was really glad to hear it wasn't just 6cm! 👍
Bruhhhh just found you on yt, watching your stuff for half hour, and now i see this. Bruhh, I really thought you quitting. Keep it going yo. Much love from Romania!
i love the part at the end that shows even in real life (as a livestream), he schizophrenic self talk is actually not just internalized 2:29
Wow, even when quitting he can't not present it as a joke. Wish you the best in your future endeavors!
i dont think hes actually quitting
if he did it would be a community post to send it to everyone who cares
Bruh
@@SmolCloudNo shit
I often tell myself it’s not so much about size but technique it always helps me get though rough times hope it helps you too.
It's not about what you put in, it's about how you put it in. 6.5 centimetres, that's 6.5 parts of a metre dude, nobody can tell me that ain't impressive.
Real talk tho. The internet has warped the perception of the bedroom ngl.
Dude if your average which isn’t that much you are good
A little above average is amazing
But there’s such a thing as too big
Also none of this matters if your bad at it. And for small mfs
Idk tbh you just playing on the hardest difficulty tbh.
Not in porn
@@kritiosboythat's 65 parts of a meter, sure there're 1000 parts overall but that's irrelevant
I heard speed has something to do with it
They genuinley got us in the first half ngl
it was great to have you here, you will be missed and i send you all the luck in the world🙏
LMFAOOO I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH THIS WAS SO FUNNYYY 😂
At first I thought this was a complete joke, but then I was like “oh, no, what if he’s actually leaving and I’m being disrespectful by clowning on him the whole time?” THEN IT ACTUALLY TURNS OUT TO BE A JOKE I CANT ANYMORE 😭
I mean… a spoiler alert might’ve been nice
Hey man, spoilers
i cant believe people would talk about the video in the comment section smh my head
@@roniemena who tf looks in the comments first before watching the actual video
your playlists are terrible
There is no too tiny or too big.
Everything has an audience, don't give up on your dream.
bruh the way my smile dropped by reading the title at first!! but jokes apart i hope u continue making videos for a long time Bec i love ur Sense of humour and videos!
I clicked on this because it said "Vsauce also watched this channel" 💀💀💀
Don’t worry Alex, I’ll support you no matter what platform you’re on
😂😂
Bro I genuinely laughed so hard, now that I realize the seriousness I wish you the best in this journey 😢😢
Masterpiece tras masterpiece. Menudo genio
This was his best twist yet
He really had me NGL
No worries man, it's just a "tiny" issue. We'll support you on your new journey!
We respect your decision, I hope you're happy with your decision. It was a wonderful time to watch your content.
can't tell if you're joking or not, but he ain't actually quitting.
He's joking.
Who's joking
I'm playing into the joke so that people who look at the comments first without watching the video will be fooled.@@a_plastic_bag
@@weeksweeks9552 both of them
With a new venture like this, you can only get out what you put in, so put in everything you got. Some people will just want to stiff you so if things get hard and they get in your face, you gotta just suck it up. Good luck.
I wish we could see that chat room. LOL This is awesome!
This is exactly why I'm subscribed, this man never fails to make me laugh 😂
The title scared the crap out of me.
I was about to make a possitive comment, this is the most awkward and funny video I've ever seen you upload 😭😭
This was released on my birthday. Best birthday present ever! I will support you OF no matter what u do!
We've seen what you're packing and we love the laughs. Don't worry, that laughter hits way deeper than any 6 millimeters. Thank you so much for keeping us coming back and always leaving us wanting more. 😁😜
Seriously though, thanks. You're awesome, dude. 😊
Bro, follow your dream, we will support you and always be here for you!
This man is the polar opposite of Bo Burnham.
The chair creaking really adds to it
This guy just goes above and beyond comedy, I'm dead 😭 amazing job
I knew the plot twist was coming but i had no idea what it would be. You get us every time ❤
I have to know now, did go all out with this and initially do it as a live? Cause that would be top tier 😂
This is SO SO GOOD
freakin brilliant editing man
As someone who may have paused the reel of shirtless dog nursing on the bus, I still say go for it my dude.
I'll support every step of the way Alex! Proud of you!
Bruh best thing I've seen recently.
Thank you and keep going man you're doing great job!
Just saw you at the gym, looking big man ❤💪
Don't worry bro, you'll make a great bottom. ❤
I've been here since Al was at 10k and it's so nice to see how fast he's growing! Wish I could say the same about his di-
man went through all the stages of grief within a google search.
Alex, this might just be your greatest video yet. I'm literally in tears, fucking dying over here, LMAO
He really got me there for one second i thought this was a joke but we will always support you and your OF
this world needs more entrepreneurs like you. thoughts and prayers!
We want it for you as well. It's amazing you're ready to take this step. We'll watch your progress with great interest.
Ironically, 6.5 cm would definitely have a lot of niche appeal, and be quite successful
Im really sorry to hear that man. You were the funniest youtuber by far. I wish you the best of luck.
Just finish the video 😭
finish the video
@@Extra_Muscle1572retards im kidding
This was a roller-coaster of emotion
Even after the clerical error, he still posts the video. The man has integrity.
With the Barbie moving popping off, you can find some great Ken roles, man.
We gotta support Al no matter what. Good luck on the next stage🔥
It's okay man, believe in your dream and follow it😢
I fixed this guys comment-
It's really difficult to make it as an OF creator. Just remember these three rules of thumb.
1. Always put your best foot forward
2. Work Hard.
3. Be a woman, that's it, just be a woman
the fact that vsauce watched this video is awesome
don't worry bro. we're all here for you 😂💀
No only u r doing it
Your jokes make me laugh so often and randomly when I'm at work or grocery shopping. You really brighten my days and wait? Only 5 cm????? HAHAHAHAHAHA
this is top tier comedy- execution on point LMAO
at 1.37 ds3 theme started playng at random in my computer and it just made the whole moment 10x better
This man is a endless pit of creativity
First impressions: I'm sobbing
Edit: Now sobbing of laughter
Don't worry, if OnlyFans doesn't work, you always have us here ❤
I started laughing so hard I began to cough. Honestly, it doesn't matter what the size is, lots of people subbed to Markiplier's OF and I bet you could give him a run for that charity $$$.
RIP Al, you will be missed
O7
I'm sorry you are going through a Hard time right now, I understand it will be difficult, but after a Short time, you will get your head up and be able to move on from this Tiny problem.
I believe in you Al, You just have to keep your heart open for the Little things.
Its those Small, seemingly Insignificant connections in life that give us hope, hope that something Imperceptible might change our fates.
I hope you can take a Miniscule break, to reevaluate and Compact your issues down to a level you can get your hands around.
Don't let a Dinky problem escalate, keep it Negligible for your own mental health.
more appreciation for this pls unculture people!
this is a cultured comment though lmao @@HohaDesign
Top 10 anime betrayals
I swear the god this guy is the most talented and genius creator I've ever watch the first month of watching him all of his joke goes over my head because I'm too low iq to understand him but watching for atleast 3 months it's like i can understand him now and he's joke makes a lot of sense still very hard to me to understand but now i can laugh at it
Oh my God I was so concerned. I love this man so much, and there have already been two deaths in my town today in an Ironman. May those poor, innocent souls rest in peace, and may we learn from the mistake of going ahead with the swim. I am upset enough today. I did NOT need this. Never actually leave CZcams. You are what we need
Corcaigh bai spotted
Indeed@@NterpriseCEO
So early wanted to say that I love your content !!! You're the man !
God, I love Al. It was so fucking surreal to think of him as a person that exists and not just a fictional man talking to other hims for a sec.
The chair creek as he sits forward after hearing the shocking news and the typing on the keyboard being lightly audible is what makes it so believable